/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32960325
This cat looks over done...

Which monster girls reproduce via paizuri?

>>32960341
Not as done as you're about to be

HIGH INTENSITY NONCONSENSUAL HANDHOLDING AND EYE CONTACT WITH DRUELLA

>>32960354

There's a monster for every fetish.
This one's for inflation.
badum tsh

Chapter 46 is up. The hunt continues! This one took a little longer than usual because I had to patch up a plot hole.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/71542662

Pastebin is still rejecting my stuff, even though this chapter doesn't have anything too egregious in it.

>>32960380
Nonconsensual eye contact would be my weakness

>>32960345
All Slime types (Pslime as long as it gets on the carrier's tits), Dorome, Lava Golem

Would you boop a snek?

What monster would be the best at offering the perfect balance of protecting you while still being soft and cuddly? Preferably big and physical, like a comfy guardian. Pic related comes to mind but most of the art I see depicts her as short.

>>32960560
Bogey is supposed to make you feel nice and secure but I don't actually know how strong she is

>>32960573
I like stuffed animals. She's a double win for me.

>>32960560
>most of the art I see depicts her as short.
Shame, big Yetis are olev. I think a cuddly Jinko is plausible, they're strong but relatively chill.
>>32960573
Bogeys are closely related to Ogres, they should be really strong.

>>32960560

>>32960663
Somethings wrong with that cow anon...

>>32960560
>>32960639
I forgot a more obvious choice.

>>32960325

>>32960712
CUTE BIRB

>>32960442
Jokes on you, I'm gonna cumflate that cashcoon

>>32960573
Now I want a tournament anime where the Hero mains a clumsy yet diligent Bogey with a heart of gold, trying his best to win the Duel Academy Sinclair Cup and buy back his family home while battling against the sinister MoFu group backed by Danuki business interests and their lineup of preppy rich-kids with high-level monsters

>>32960442
>tfw like mass-produced girls/selfcest harems but don't like slime

>>32960325

>>32960967
Definitely needs to be a non-slime-based hivemind type monster
sorry Shoggy you know I love ya

>>32960816
>Know this, Human. This is MY yarn, try to take it from me and I will be forced to defend it.

>Blearily beat away the intrusive heat spilling all over your face, but despite your ugly, wrinkled expression and weakly flailing arm, your protests mean nothing to the brilliantly beaming sunlight.
>You'd spoken to your dear wife Marigold of the Hornblowers that you ought to hang dense curtains to enjoy a little more of the morning's slumber, but your grumblings went utterly unheeded, for she liked to wake up beside you and retire beside you. Even when you do manage to sleep in, she'll just awake you with her namesake.
>You groan, vision blurry as you stare out through the window, noting with some chagrin the waving tips of grass stalks and a rose vine waving tentatively at you, its tiny bud opening to the sun. When was the last time you pruned? Perhaps that'll be this day's chore.
>You roll over to look at your wife, a splayed out mess astrew betwixt the sheets, her mouth open. The bed, though your half matched alright, was huge for her. If you didn't actively pull her close and hold her through the night she'd often end up some part of it splayed out with limbs twisted as they are now, legs bowed, an arm up beside her head and twisted out, and the other outstretched, her remarkable soft hand - given her hobbies - touching against your side this time. She has no particular preference except perhaps the one south, but regardless of where she ends up on the big bed, some part of her always makes sure to touch you.
>The sheets do little better to hide her decency than the see through nightgown, straining hard against her immense and plump bosom, hem dipping so dangerously low, straining with a kind of cursed admirableness to the very tip of the soft bud of her pale pink nipple.
>The sunlight bathes her small form with a warm gaze paling to that of your own. Gingerly, you brush her auburn fringe from her face and smile at the soft smile upon her shapely lips.
>You reach out a hand, fingers sinking into the soft mound, or one of them. Their size is truly nearing disproportionate, far too much for you to cup in a single hand they make a habit of engulfing your pelvis. The milky and faintly freckled flesh rolls and bounces.
>She reacts in her half slumberous way, lips curling further as her arms move on instinct, wrapping around your arm. Oh so gently you extract yourself and get out of bed, stepping foot down into your slippers with mastered ease.
>You throw your own gown about you and quietly stretch, member twitching and rising to half chub as the blood starts to flow through you. Knowing Mari, you'll be seen to soon enough.
>You head out of the bedroom thusly, because where is a man to walk naked in nothing but a gown if not his own home? There's only the gentle tweet of birds and the faintest hum of bees to see your majesty anyway.
>Slowly as to drink in each and every familiar but blessed view, you pass through the study-cum-smoke room, through the dining room and through the kitchen into the walk in larder and yes, it needed to be walked in.
>You grab the kettle and frying pan from the kitchen, and stealing a sneaky nip of hard liquor, you take out with you some yesterday-fresh eggs from the chickens, bread cheese and leftover beef.
>You leave it all by the slumbering embers of the fireplace and wrap your robe about you just incase and duck out to the gardens to pluck tome fresh tomatoes, spinach and mushrooms. With that all done, you coax the fireplace awake and in short order your lovely home is full of the scents of cooking breakfast. No sooner had you set the table and added the milk and honey to the tea than does your beloved shamble out, rubbing at her eyes with delicious breastheaving motion as she beams at you through the one emerald orb not scrunched up with a small fist in it
>"'Morn'n Dear"
>Can't help but smile despite yourself and you pull her chair out for her as she pads over the chilly stone tiles on her tufted feet. "Good morning, honey. Sorry for waking up without you."
>She slumps into her seat and without ceremony carves out a square of still sizzling meat, then spears through upon her fork first fired mushroom, then a sheet of withered spinach, a seared cherry tomato and finally the square of meat. She pops it into her mouth and scrunches her cute fact up with a soft squeal as she chews, freckled cheeks grown puffy. "I can suffer if it's for your cooking."
>You make your way through breakfast with giggles glances, longing stares and silent flirtations. With a satisfied sigh you lean back into your chair, robe slipping open, as you take your barely-cool-enough tea and begin to sip. "Mmm, I think it'll be a garden day today. Some of the hedges need trimming."
>"I'll get my sunhat."
>"And the dress."
>She smirks, "The blue one with the daisies?"
>You grin, "No, no, too warm for that one. The white one."
>Her smirk turns into something lewder, she knows you love to throw that thing up over her wide hips and take her when she's bending over to tend to one thing or another

>>32961045
>"If that's what you wish, beloved husband." She downs the cup of tea before her and you quirk an eyebrow. "I'm thirsty."
>"Oh!" You make to rise for the kettle but she slips down off her chair and below the table. You relax back down ang grin, scooting your chair back a little for room as you 'make to rise'. "Oh..."
>Minxlike, you just spy her as she crawls her way beneath the table with her ample rear swaying in tandem with her bosom, her emerald eyes glimmer with desire unbefitting such a wholesome girl. You rise a little higher, anticipation already beading at the tip as you drink in the sight of a thirsty Marigold Hornblower.
>No more words need to be said, on all fours the makes her way over, hands continuing to prop her up as she opens her mouth, tongue rolling out. She doesn't bother to taste the pre at your tip, doesn't bother to stop to take her measure, still crawling forth as your sensitive glans rubs against and along the soft, warm and wet carpet of her tongue, her angle perfect to take you down her throat, lips mashing against the base of your cock with practiced ease and godlike fluidity.
>Her hair and breasts jolt and jiggle as she finally comes to a halt, hilted upon your shaft, eyes beaming up at you expecting praise while the corners of her lips twitch and try to curl into a grin despite all the throbbing cock parting them
>It's only the husbandly thing to do, so you reach a hair down and stroke her thick lush hair, stopping momentarily to tweak her vaguely peaked but sensitive ears
>She groans, a sultry rumble vibrating through your length as she nuzzles into your hand as best she can so anchored upon your crotch. You stifle a quiet groan and your shaft throbs, spurting a thick dollop of pre down her throat
>Perhaps taking it for encouragement, she begins to move and constrict the muscles therein, milking your length as her lips seal about your girth and she begins to suck as she pulls her head back, otherwise faintly chubby cheeks hollowing as she starts to bob her head back and forth upon her beloved's member
>Smirking to yourself, at being undoubtedly the world's luckiest guy, you some how find it within you to relax even further back into your chair and with a scrap of strength that seems to have miraculously dodged the draft call down south you reach for your cup of tea and take a sip, eyes squinting in supreme pleasure as you look out the window and over the still dewed verdant green grass of the rolling pasture-hills
>A sudden swirl around your sensitive glans sees you tensing and spitting some of your mouthful back into the cup and a low chuckle from below tells you the folly of ignoring your dear wife - even if she's fully aware just how deeply you cherish these ministrations of hers
>You can abide this wilful demand of hers, and you continue at you were, though your spare hand reaches down to go back to patting her head.
>Some moments later, you take a deep breath and let it out through your nose, eyes fluttering. Right on cue, her soft palms find their way to your full and hanging balls, hot and churning with your vibrant seed, a boon you were given for her to share in, just as she presented to you her boon of aplenty, from the food filling your belly to the happiness filling your soul, the hobbies and friends and stories filling your mind and her grace filling your heart.
>A fair trade just to nut balls deep inside her and that you do, the hand on her soft locks growing firm as you pull and hold her soft, plump lips to the base of your cock, shaft bulging and twitching as your cumvein distends, dumping the morning's load directly down her throat and into her stomach.
>She gulps audibly, taking it like a true Hornblower and relishing in it. She massages and kneads your rapidly depleting balls, throat too working to milk your length. Eventually, she has her fill, which is always precisely as much as you can feasibly give at any given moment. She doesn't really like when you cum all over her face and tits, much as you personally love it.
>She abides it, but you have to sit through the next minutes she fastidiously licks or fingers it off herself - says it's a waste.
>Not so this time, she drains you dry and her soft lips and warm wet mouth slide off your cock, tongue flickering to clean it all and throat swallowing along the way until she releases you with an exaggerated "muah" and a wet pop.
>Leering, she shows you an open mouth of strings of saliva and bubbled cum before closing her lips a last time and swallowing, opening her mouth again to reveal soft pink cheeks and redder tongue and neat rows of pearly white teeth, and a lewdly dangling uvula.
>Closing her mouth, she clambers up onto your lap and plops her fat ass down on your thighs while she presses her breasts against your chest, the damnedest piece of thin cloth between you and her.

>>32961057
>Your not so little fellow twitches to somewhere in the realm of half-hardness at the sight of her, and you grasp her delicate chin between thumb and forefinger, tilting her head up so you may kiss her lips, they bear only the faintest taste of yourself, already fading as her own scent and flavour overwhelms the remnants of the stuff she practically lives on, so much (and it is so much) fine dining aside.
>You get the feeling she needs this to truly awaken just as badly you need your cup of tea.
>Oh
>You suppose she needs her pipe too. She takes a few puffs at morning to start her day, and then a lot more in the evening to wind herself into bed. The study has a perpetual blanket of that sweet taste and scent draped over it because of her habit.
>She doesn't say or flirt much, despite the proximity of her lower lips to your half hard member and her abundant awareness of the kind of wild lust-fire she can stoke within you. She just rests her head against your chest, listens to the slowly calming beat of your heart, apparently satisfies with her moment's wilfulness.
>Giving a deep soul-satisfied sigh you swoop your small wife up into your arms and rise from the chair before heading to the bedroom. Can't just sit around all day. Well, you could, and it would make no difference, sitting around and relaxing or doing yard work, it's all the same with her by your side, but if it's all the same you might as well justify licking the sweat off her in the bath later today.
>You lay out your plans for the day matter-of-factly, and your Mari giggles, her verdant eyes gleaming.
>"Then I think I'll go without panties today, after all I wouldn't want to keep my dear husband waiting, would I?"
Hobs are life, Hobs are loev

>>32960325
Toasted Kot

>>32960560
Autism snake.

>>32961020
The best I can get is a group of constructs produced together, or a harem of Doppelgangers, without the use of spells/potions.

>>32960560
I want a big, buff, fit bouncer Yeti as a bodyguard even if she's 5'3"

boys need to learn to obey foxes

>>32960325

>>32961279
As long as she princess carries you regularly.

>>32960485
Awesome chapter, it’s leaving me really anxious! I hope anon meets an Ushi Oni on his way too

You see a crying squirrel and she says someone called her a tree rat and hit her. What do you do?

>>32960485
Short Ran-type tails always look so weird when the girl has many of them.

>>32960485
Good shit, Kaizo's a bitch.

>>32961486
Carry to bed

>>32961394
Scary

>>32961394
I'm gonna tie her tails in a knot.

>>32960485
Was ist das?

>>32961445
She'll princess carry me through deep snow to be helpful, even if the snow is practically up to her breasts

For me, it's pink shog

I can be your fox anon!
My tails are a bit sticky but I promise I'll make you feel good...

>>32961076
Dear lord in heaven, this is it. This is the best. Hobbit girls are superb, thank you for creating this

>>32961588
Something you shouldn't get into unless you have a lot of free time.

>>32961580
>knot
thats the only word she payed attention to in that sentence

>>32960485
Thank you as always. Great work here

>>32961486
Show her that video where scientists tickle rats, and articles about how rats are pretty intelligent creatures, and very similar to humans in how they need a functioning society to learn proper social behaviors (see the Rat Utopia Experiment). Rats are based, fuck anyone who looks down on rats!

Having a shog maid is great, but sometimes even someone attached to the shog needs a break from shog this and shog that. Thank goddness the shog maid is understanding and sometimes lets me go on little breaks from the shog life. She even got me tickets to a nice shog resort! Gotta remember to pack my shog trunks so I can take a dip in the shog pool!

>>32961627
They're the perfect quasi-neet girls, except instead of never leaving their house, they never (rarely ever) leave the village. She'll stop every step of the way and tell you it's the furthest she's ever been from her home, until you flick her on the forehead.

Perfect for walking down the idyllic grassy and cobbled stone roads by babbling streams that feed into local watermills, down to the quiet humble tavern because Miss Milkybrook just finished baking her giant meat pies that you practically have to share because a single quarter is already two and a half servings of fresh locally hunted and butchered deer, with golden melting pastry crust and a human sized tanker of lager to wash it down. Then a slow, languid walk back home up and around winding paths and byways as the sun slowly sets.

Glad you enjoyed it anon.

>>32961045
>>32961057
>>32961076
>>32961728
Ryan_Gosling.jpeg

>>32961697
>fuck anyone who looks down on rats!
But they're so short anon, how can anyone besides manlets not look down at rats?

>>32961630
I do, so what's it about.

>>32961768
Look out, they got a gun

>>32961763
... I don't get it

>>32960325

>>32961828
Do we need to explain everything to you?
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>>32961828

>>32961859
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it can only be described as existential anguish that monstergirls aren't real

>>32961828
>He doesn't know

>>32961871
>>32961866
Nailed it. I dunno, I'm happy. Imagine being unable to even imagine this. That's the true suffering.

>>32961890
It's mostly just a meme, but it's still the first thing that comes to my mind.

>>32961902
Let the hobbit girls of the distant alternate reality nourish you anon
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what would your waifu do if you sang out of tune?

>>32961697
>tfw mosu is ntrfag now
Sad!

>>32961728
>Hearings loud and vociferous arguments and discussions about nothing in particular that matters, gossip and rumor about Farmer Pucklewick's stolen peaches, or SCANDELOUS tales of that Underroot boy who joined a merchant caravan that took him a whole 50 miles from home
>Being seen as a unusual but nice enough fellow--getting used to being 'That Human fellow of Hornblower's'--that helps out whenever needed, but is always suspected as being a little unusual, even for a Big Person
>Spending every day in a comfy village, where life hardly changes, where everyone has plenty to eat, a comfy home to live in, friendly neighbors to chat with, and a lively tavern to drink in
>Occassionally feel the call to take up an 'adventure', and drag your stubborn, proper, and fussy Hobbitess out for a trip in the forest to see old Tom Bombadil and his wife--and though you've not met him before except in stories he somehow knows your name

What's your favorite power hour at mg thread?
>cat hour
>fox hour
>dog hour
>succ hour
>snek hour
>slime hour
>undead hour
>Lovecraft hour
Etc.

I like evil monsters, but do all of them have to live in strongholds deep underground or in the mountains or even the stars? I just wanna meet one without having to go on an adventure where I won't get to sleep in a nice bed, take a shower or have access to other modern amenities for weeks on end while traveling and adventuring

>>32962009
Hell Hour

>>32961640
And as she was not paying attention, her tails have already been wrapped around and knotted tightly to a pole.

>>32961037
But what if I offer to teach her how to knit a sweater out of it?

>>32962009
Cunny hour!

>>32962009
>Looks at ShogClock on ShogDesk to check ShogTime

I dunno, whichever

>>32962009
The witching hour!

>>32961937
Shit, I'd settle for just being able to live in Middle Earth. Or Narnia. Or Barsoom.

>>32962005
>Old hobbit ladies give you the stink eye, but they can't actually meet your gaze because the moment your eyes meet, it melts into a wry bemused judgment
>ALL the kids swarm your wife whenever you return from your short ventures in demand to hear stories until the sun sets
>She's always tired but so happy after they leave
>Perhaps it's time to give her her own little scamps...
>Your old contacts have told you of an elven procession passing through the nearby woods to the distant shore a few months from now. Your wife's going to be floored when she sees them passing through the trees. Maybe they could bless whatever little life might be in her belly by then...

>>32960994
Weird, but ok.

>>32962013
Lucky for you anon, the high-class mamono feel the same way! They don't want a smelly, unkept man bumbling into their fortress, they want a well-kept gentlemen who can treat them like a lady! Now, here at Danuki Co., we believe that all mamono should be able to find the men they want, and men should be able to at least talk to the girl of their dreams! That's why we're launching an ambitious new program - the Danuki Deliver-A-Date Matchmaking Service! For a low low entry fee (and monthy service charge) and access to your personal info, we will ship you and your prospective lover to a neutral location for a steamy night of romance! If things don't work out, we'll give you your money back, guaranteed! All you have to do is get in contact with your local Danuki Co. representitive, and we'll contact you and send a crew to pick you up when the time is right! Don't be alarmed if they sedate you or put a sack over your head, we just want you to have the most magical experience on your first date with a high-class mamono you've been looking for! So why wait? Take your first step into the love world today!

>>32962013
Not every major antagonist lair is out in the middle of nowhere. Why not look for:

>Megacorp CEO
>Cult leader
>Corrupt noble/advisor
>Gang boss
>Fallen heroine
>Heresy leader

Any of those is likely to be found based in a populated, civilized area.

>>32961486
Call her a tree rat and hit her with my penis

>>32962086
All great settings. The things we dream

>>32960325

>>32962093
And you tip your cap and wave whenever you see Rangers upon the road. You keep your eyes peeled for a tall old man in a grey coat, a peaked hat, and great black boots, although you wouldn't be disappointed if you spent the rest of your days in this peaceful little village in the Shire without being called on any adventures.

>>32962131
But that'll just make her cry harder!

>>32962179
Yeah, from her vagina!

>>32962202
No! She's still crying that she's an adorable squirrel and shouldn't be disrespected and called a tree rat!

>>32962138
Oh to be a Jedak of Helium and roam the great sea bottoms of Barsoom rescuing bewitching red princesses from the clutches of martian apes and towering Green Men...

What's another great setting for romance? I always loved The Prisoner of Zenda, but it ends horribly. I should rewrite the last chapter so the beautiful Flavia gets to marry the true King of Ruritania.

>>32962264
I don't necessarily know about romance, but I think the riftwar saga would be a fascinating setting to experience. Especially that more alien world from I think the second book. It's been a while and sadly, I'm not actually that well read :(

>>32961794
Anon gets portal'd, goes on a quest for a waifu. That's a VERY simplified explanation. The whole thing is about 300k words at this point.

So how do you comfort the barren wife?

>>32960325

>>32962404
If a monster married me, she'd know I'm into harems and cuckquean. She'd have to accept her new role, and help prep my fertile wives and me for the impregnation she'll never experience.

>>32962264
Actually you know what makes for a good setting for romance? Lukyanenko's Watch series. As well as books in that vein like Iron Druid and the Dresden Files. But they're all quasi romance stories anyway.

Basically MGC, but not written by KC

How do you prefer to walk your dog, on two legs or all fours? Is she okay with being on all fours?

>>32962404
i dont want kids, it would be ideal. dedicate all our time to growing stronger and also baking

>>32962431
why is schedule dog such good friends with big fat chub monster

>>32962404
>barren
Haha, reminds me of when her localized name was revealed.

>>32962391
Sounds pretty based. Does he get his waifu?

>>32962404
I will take care of her, honestly? If she really wants a kid we can adopt.

>>32962460
In a rubber bitchsuit, so all fours. And yes, she loves it.

>>32962518
He's working on it, but he's fallen into a pretty tough situation right now.

>>32962518
soon

>>32962488
Makes her feel skinny

>>32962544
oh shit nigger

>>32962460
Why would I want a dog?

>>32962440
>>32962375

Nice! I'll check them out. Personally I was always more into sci-fi than fantasy up until very recently. Robert Heinlein had the best taste in waifus namely stacked redheaded mathematicians with a penchant for word games and shooting tax collecters

>>32962559
bone

>>32962559
Do you prefer cats?

>>32962576
Generally.

Be a good husband to your evil wife!
Don't redeem her, accept her!

>>32962573
>stacked redheaded mathematicians with a penchant for word games and shooting tax collecters
Boy, she sounds like a type alright. Some one had a crush in university.

>>32962559
>>32962604
Good taste

>>32962152

How common is it for oviparous monsters to leave brooding eggs entirely to the husband?

>>32962620
of course, i will help in all of her endeavors

>>32962671
Good lad. And what sort of dastardly acts might she indulge in with her hubby's help?

>>32962620
It's easier to be on good terms with the daughter when they're both good though.

Anyone else on this thread play World of Shogcraft too? Really been getting into this game ever since I got my new shog PC but I'm running into some problems getting my shog guild off the ground. Including me, there's only 3 other players in the guild and they all insist on playing shogport for me. Just check out their accounts of WOSHead, here's their usernames.
>ShogBestGirl23
>MasterxShog4lyfe
>pleaseohgodmasterpleasejustrailmyassalreadyimsohornypleaseijustwantyoutobendmeoverthekitchencountertopandfuckmelikethelittlehornyslutiampleasemasterhowcouldyoubesodenseholyshitiknowiveonlybeenyourhumblemaidforafewmonthsnowandiknowthaticanjustmilkyourspirtenergywithouthavingsexbutcomeonemasteriflashmylingerieatyoulike5timesadayandsomehowyoudontnoticewhatdoihavetodotogetyoutojustgivemeanicethickloadofthatbabybatterrightinmyslimyshogpussiknewitwasamistakemakingthatshogtvandshogpcforyouallyoudoisplayvideogamesandwatchshogfeldlikeyeahigetittheshitsironicbuteveryday?really?pleasemasterjusttakeahintorimgoingtohavetotakemattersintomyownhands
So yeah bros if I could get one of you to play DPS with me that would be a big help with the upcoming update.

>>32962620
Being evil is illegal though...

>>32962711
They're bound to have a rebellious stage one way or the other.

>>32962624
Not into that cat, though. I'm more into petite cats.

>>32961640
wait do foxes knot?

>>32962687
poisoning the waterhole

>>32962711
>>32962757
See, this lad gets it. And the rebellious phase is going to be her releasing your wife's captives from the dungeon or something bratty like that.
>>32962756
Crime is hot
>>32962786
With lewd chemicals?

>>32962752
Small guilds are the best anon

>>32960485
Thanks!

>>32962773
Same as dogs

>>32962620
already done

>>32962803
yes, but she'll need to test them on me first, to make sure they work

>>32962757
I suppose it's easier to deal with a daughter whose acts of rebellion include dressing conservatively, avoiding alcohol and drugs, doing volunteer work, and having a responsible relationship with a nice boy who is okay with waiting with sex for marriage.

I'm gonna become an Alp, aren't i?

>>32962404
I'd ask the Demon Lord for help. I'm sure she'd be concerned about any monster that couldn't give birth. If anyone could help my wife, I'd be her. Then I'd go and get some tentacle tree sap for guaranteed impregnation.

>>32962903
So long as you desire pussy and not dick. You will be fine.

>>32962945
Welp

>>32962903
If you want to get fucked like a girl more than you want to fuck a girl, then yes.

Tip the cow, do it now

>>32963041
Okay, let me get my wallet.

>>32962620
I want to "punish" her.

>merlass starts singing shanties in-tune to the lads aboard
fuck

>>32963062
>Wight just does bad things because she wants her husband to bend her over his knee and give her a spanking when he finds out
hot

>>32963101

>>32962622
That character was based on his wife

>>32962009
Is there a Race Queen hour?

>>32963271
Imagine being chosen by her, race horse culture is fanatic about genetics and breeding the right traits in

>>32963101
That's a strong motivation for a dark slime to get into ,mischief. She wants that vigorous core rub

>>32962752
I've really been getting into Elder Shog series recently. The world is really immersive and there's so much to explore. The game has an infinite quest system, so you can basically play forever. Everything Just Works, it's a really well put together game.

The only downside is some of the side characters seem a little thirsty, but when you're a Level 21 Barbarian with pecs like Brogdorth the Bold, it's understandable.

poor Shoggy, she needs tk put her foot down and limit Anon's Shogputer time to an hour a day

>>32962546
THATS NOT ANUBIS

>>32962752
>>32963387
What happens when you tell a Shog you're interested in the human girl who lives next door?

>>32963421
She is assimilated.

>>32963409
! !

>>32963425
Couldn't I just get her parasitized into being my maid?

>>32960541
yes

>>32962763
Because you prefer ones you can manhandle?

>>32962116
That's basically paying to get yourself kidnapped! Damn all Danuki Co. services are blatant capitalistic scams

>>32960541
i'm gonna boop them all

>>32963271
Who wants a centaur when you can get a flying one that's way faster.

>>32963445
Doesn't that mean she gets turned into a shog after getting spat out?

>>32963543
No, moreso that the shog sticks some shog goo into her and acts like a pslime for her.

hey /shog/, anyone else catch the new episode of Shogler Moon?

>>32961768
>crown
But wasn’t the character called Mouser?

>>32963667
Nah, but my ShogTV keeps showing me Kodomo no Jishog.

>>32963657
I meant assimilating.

>>32963703
Its Code Shog for me

>>32963743
I can't get behind that sort of murder

>>32963543
>Plot Twist: the girl has a crush on you and goes to Shoggy the Love Detective fot help

A Shog will NEVER get a maid academy degree, and therefore will never be a true maid. Real masters look for credentials, real masters look for kikis.

>>32963667
Also this is brilliant, did you make this?

>>32963798
Kikis and Shogs fight, but an ideal household has both the order and sweetness of a Kiki and the creativity and devotion of a Shoggy.

>>32963497
Exactly. What's the fun in a catgirl who can't be lifted off the floor?

>>32963820
based

>>32963798
Shogs are nothing but FAKERS that CHEAT by replacing everything with themselves so they can STEAL masters from hardworking and talented kikis.

El Kiki is no match for Ultra Instinct Shoggy.

>>32963421
>start to worry that your shog is a little too overprotective
>go to check on the girl next door
>no response when you knock
>the front door is unlocked
>you step inside, and it looks just like your shoghouse
>feel like you see the scenery outside move a bit
>look out the window, and you're back where you began
>your loving shog comes downstairs and asks if you're ok
>this isn't right
>you step back outside and run nextshog again
>you're back inside
>your loving shog says she wants to check your temperature
>you ask her what happened to the shog next door
>your loving shog tells you that house was always empty
>tell her you think something's wrong, ask her to come with you
>step out your shogdoor with your loving shog in tow and
>she helps you lay down on your shogcouch
>she tells you that you must be coming down with something, and that you should relax for a shog
>tell your loving shog that you think you're forgetting something
>she thinks for a second, then looks shocked
>you almost forgot about your favorite show!
>cuddle with your loving shog and watch That's So Shog on your shogtv

>>32963868
A bossy chubby cat that demands you take everywhere her by wagon.

>>32963920
Yes

>>32963886
>>32963798
Don't listen to their lies anons, THIS is what Kikis do when they're supposed to be working. Absolutely sickening. Shog would NEVER do something so lewd and degenerate while on duty. Kiki may have a certificate but they're nothing but trouble!

>>32963920
you aren't fooling anybody cheshire, the gig is up

Can a Shog assimilate a Kiki?

>>32963524
Flying Horses are a myth anon.

>>32963964
There are more things that can fly than just horses, and they're way faster than centaurs.

>>32963906
>hmm don't think that's it
>oh yeah I think I remember now, I forgot to record last night's episode of Shog in the City on the ShogDVR

>>32963434
>look up the image
That
Is
A
FOX!

>>32961486

I tell her to hit them back.

>>32963808
Probably not >>/jp/image/jp_4qtB0RMgRi7bmRjlQpA

>>32963987
>Who wants a centaur when you can get a flying one that's way faster.

>>32963934
>The Shog is the table in this picture

>>32963920
>bossy
>chubby
Not into either of those, sorry.

>>32964033
You said Race Queen hour not Race Horse hour. I was responding to that.

>>32964049
How about bullying her and forcing her to finish sweaty workouts and telling her you're not gonna fuck her until she gets fit.

>>32963906
Shoggoths are dangero.... uhh... what... OH! Shogs are lovely!

>>32963934
Wonder what that's a picture of

>>32964153
Shog

>>32963906
>Your other Shog Maid looks a little like the neighbor girl
>Wait...what neighbor girl? Wasn't thr house always empty?
>Didn't you only have one maid? You can't remember...when did you hire a second one?
>Huh, guess it makes sense. Needed a downstairs maid as well as an upstairs maid.
>You shake your head. Damn deja vu.
>You snuggle up closer to the downstairs Shoggy maid and she hums contentedly, while your faithful upstairs made spoons from behind, and you all sit and enjoy watching It's a Shoggy Life while the shog snow falls outside the shog window, and the shog yule log crackles pleasantly in the shog fireplace.

Merry Shogsmas to all, and to all a Shog Night

>>32961989
I thought he was dead.

Marry Horse, they all have top tier personalities.

>>32964275
What personalities do horses have?

>>32964275
Why doesn't the cute horse get any bigger?

>tfw no childhood friend pony gf

If I have a son(s), I'm deffo making sure he makes friends with nice girls his age to give him the oppurtunity to marry a childhood sweetheart. Even better if I can arrange a marriage with one of my friend's kids.

>>32964085
Yeah, still not my thing.

>>32964275
I would want a big work horse that can carry me around and give me rides with ease. Though the concept of getting kicked is still a little scary. I'd hope she would be as gentle as could be with me.

>>32964275
Standing paizuri.

>>32964414
Centorea arc continues ever onward

>>32964414
Ideal wife material. Imagine the pony rides.

>>32964453
Wholesome

>>32964275
Damn, now I really want a shortstack horse.

>tfw you will never wop your fat wad on a tanuki's counter
It's not fair.

>>32962945
and if you like both?

>>32964574
You will still alp, but you will be made into part of a bicorn's harem.

>>32964574
Whichever one you like more determines what happens when you incubize.

>>32962752
Does the last one have a nickname? It would make call outs easier.

>>32962752
>You will never healslut for your tank shog
why live

>>32964648
Better question is does your Shog let you win every match or does she go NIGHTMARE MODE?

>>32963409
Has she ever cut off part of her tail fur with that khopesh?

>>32962620
I've always been incredibly turned on by the thought of some objectively evil, overtly malevolent person (Entity? Are monstergirls people?) having a soft side for you, being genuinely loving and caring about you. Probably a mix of the powerplay and the appeal of the dichotomy between those two.

>>32964732
Nah, Aesthetically Evil but Objectively Good is best.

>>32964691
I would be very upset if she held back. I strive to improve, even if it means raging frustrations.

>>32964732
Don't be afraid of the horror, Anon! All it wants is a cute boy to love at the end of the day! And someone to brush her hair and call her adorable

>>32964732
The biggest boner generator is the feeling of being desired

>>32964732
her forehead looks like my daughteru's cunny

>>32964818
>Feeling her sharp talons gently scratching my head and running down my back and belly

>>32964818
I am not a bad enough dude for a kabalite gf

>>32964830
Would you stick it in?

>>32964818
Yeah, I'd prefer never being desired by a dark eldar, thanks.

>>32964818
The life of a kabalite breeding slave is exhausting.

>>32964864
that's fine, they like their squealers.

>>32964902
Oh come on, she is like your standard dark elf, only a teensy bit more stabby

>>32964830
What the absolute fuck, anon?

>>32964971
>>32964882
>>32964830

Pedofags get the rope

>>32965027

>>32964386
So you only like small cats?

>>32965042
Obviously a cute daughter, not for lewds.

If this image spawns sexual thoughts in your mind, you are mentally ill

>>32965103
and yet you're the one lashing out at people.

>>32964732
>Shikibi
>Love
Such things impossible, I don't think he's ever drawn anything wholesome, it's all death.

>>32964976
And a massive amount more torturey.

>>32962404
That just means no condoms.

>>32960712
Fit griffons are better

>>32960325

>>32965237
Incredibly based

>Kikimora installing her MeidoCam™ (Living Room, North) to ensure the KikiCorp® CMMS™ (Complete Mastah Management) System can track, monitor, and protect her Master in every room of the house.

In addition to providing comprehensive security against heat, cold, fire, medical emergency, and home invasion, the CMMS™ alerts the loyal Kiki should Master desire anything, almost before he knows he wants it!

>>32965221
You use condoms on your fertile wife?

>>32965265
Woah, big wings.

>>32965372
Well how else is she supposed to have optimal coverage for wing-hugs?

>>32965372
The absolute best wings. Fuck I love winged girls.

>>32965027
What about legal lolis?

>Druella using your lap as a throne while she holds court
>Stroking her hair the whole time

>>32965425
Little does she know I'm here to foil her evil plans!

>As rulers of the night, they are also temptresses who possess superior seduction techniques, and just by stroking with their slender fingertips, they can provide a man with comfortable pleasure. In fact, it's said they can even cause a man to ejaculate at will with only a single fingertip.
USE WHOLE HAND FOR ULTIMATE HANDJOB

>>32965312
Of course?
You wouldn't want to risk pregnancy!

>>32965478
Oh?

What are her evil plans?

>>32965184
I mean, he does draw some wholesome non-lethal sex sometimes, he is a commission artist after all.

>>32965372
Yes, big fluffy wings, that's one of the reasons griffons are so damn good

>>32965395
Nice siren.
Would you be a producer for a local group of siren idols?

>>32965508
Planning the invasion of order nations and corrupting them. I gotta protect them from her sense of fashion. Plus it keeps her at home more.

>>32965491
ultimate seductresses are the best girls

>"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

-A Demon Realm Official who is also a representative from the Royal Makai addressing a message and a few words to Monstergirl City Security Forces

>>32965265
Yum

>>32965423
I just can't imagine seeing a prepubescent female body and feeling aroused.

>>32965425
>In place of a throne she has a large bed with a mountain of pillows in her court.
>Takes turns pampering you, or being pampered by you during court.
>Sometimes(read: often) rides you into the bed while meeting with foreign dignitaries.
Being a lilim's boytoy would be really comfy.

>>32965801
>When ahe isn't busy with you you can /lift/ at the Throne-side racks to keep yourself in tip-top shape.
>Dignitaries, ambassadors, and functionaries often have difficulty concentrating on Druella when watching you crank out pullups or Military presses

>anon wants to finally confess to Druella
>sees loli Druella
>assumes that it must be her daughter, which means she is taken
>goes for a strong drink
>Eros and Fallen God both cried that day

>>32965836
a true man would instantly set his in her "daughter" unknowingly achieving his prior goal.

>>32965494
>risk

>>32965910
>Based father of 4+

>>32965836
>eventually gets hit on by a Satyros and gets married
>good end

>>32965836
>After Anon got halfway shitfaced he saw what he had assumed to be Druella's daughter take a seat at the bar and proceed to chug a 75% vodka
>"Rough day, huh."
>"~Oh you wouldn't believe me even if I told you.~"
>"Tell me about it then."
>"~The guy who I had an eye on saw me, made a face as if he had been gutted and to top it all off he didn't even approach me.~"
>"Now that's a depressing tale if I ever heard one. Well, as long as there's booze we can stave the sorrows away."
>"~Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.~"
>Is what they thought they sounded like, while the passing onlookers only saw and heard a very drunk Anon and lilim slurr, mumble and burp through what the average drunk would consider an intellectual conversation.
>After some time the fourth daughter's retainers found her passed out in the embrace of a blackout drunk commoner and escorted both back to the Demon Lord's daughter's suite.
>Looks like he wouldn't be staying a commoner for long.

>>32965836
Why is she so smug? Is it a challenge?

>>32966036
maybe because she's got 5 vibrators in her clocked in at 11 and knows that you're too pussy to do anything about it

I bet you guys aren't even on a first-name basis with your sleep paralysis demon.

>>32966085
what do if i don't have one?
>sleep is for the weak

>>32966085
>tfw never had a sleep paralysis demon
I'm so lonely

>>32966085
I sekuhara'd her once and she never came back.

>Guy tries to scare off a succ by acting like a super-creep
>she thinks he is just flirting

>>32966162
How creepy can you get?

>>32966187
talk about Naruto deep lore

>>32966209
How would she see that as flirting?

>>32966085
what to do if i suffer from a chronic case of disenchantment? i never really had a sleep paralysis demon, any sleep apnea that I might have, rare as it might be, is completely mundane and devoid of any paranormal activity.
i want a nightmare gf bros...

>>32966162
Oh god, oh fuck, girls with goat eyes, my only weakness.

How does one disengage from a cuddling monster?

>>32966446
Toilet break.

>>32966276
deep lore leads to the shipping talks
succs love romantic bullshit

>>32966446
tickles

>>32966466
What's her favorite Naruto ships?

>>32966446
You don't

>>32966477
So you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life?

>>32966472
I would assume its naruhina
The best girl is the the one holding a torch for you so bad she's willing to take a blade to the gut (Or back, in the anime) in the name of love

>>32966484
No, she understand that there are times where you need to not be in the cuddle, but if it starts, it's not stopping until she decides it's time to stop

>>32966466
>shipping talks
you know how mainstream fanfic writers like to assume everyone is gay and horny?
with MGE, just remove the gay

>>32966461
All well and good until your wife gets you on the spirit energy exploit

>>32966486
Context for someone who never watched naruto?

>>32961697
>"Hmph! The roads of Gensokyo are not safe for a human. I need to escort you!"

>>32966503
Do not talk about Naruto shipping in this thread. Talk about Naruto monster girls instead.

TOADE

>>32966503
>Shy wallflower girl gets bullied as pre-schooler
>Saved by MC
>has all but outright stalked MC for a solid 12 or so years since then, seeing him as a insparation
>MC almost loses to villain
>she (horriby out gunned) confesses her love and defends him (the above stabbing, MC forgest confession due to unrelenting rage)
>two years, a war, and a battle on the moon later, she finally gets her man
>Is the only character to have TWO children

>>32966528
I'd stand there and watch her do hand signs for 20-30 minutes
I have never watched a single episode, I just know there is a fuck ton of filler aparently and they do fancy handsigns to do ninja magic, also there was a bug dude

Heh, imagine going to Zipangu and somehow making the wrong turn into Gensokyo.

>>32966528
Curse seal doesnt count
the only one that kinda counts as a monstergirl is kaguya
>>32966571
the handsings are not that long, but the filler is

ENOUGH NARUTO
TALK ANIME SNAKES

Best mommy!

Look what you did talking about shipping anon
I hope your happy

>>32966609
not realy sure I would consider a mass genocidal granny "best"

>>32966574
Be careful, they will eat you.

>>32966631
She's just misunderstood.

>>32966638
But given how he got there from a world presumably following MG rules, would Gensokyo start following MG rules?

>>32966598
Okay.

>>32966656
I hate you so fucking much right now
I fucking knew some smartass was gonna post that

>>32966667
It's not gay if it's in a female body.

>>32966619
Could be worse all things considered
Naruto shipping never got as bad as BNHA or whatever the fuck happend last year with supernatual

>>32960325
That's a nice Hellcat

>>32966654
To some extent, I suppose.

>>32964830
Only in /mgt/

>>32964971
YES touch!

>>32960485
Good shit my man, I've already ripped through ten chapters within a couple hours.

>>32966677
>BNHA
thats just a victim of morden anime fandoms, where people are so desparate for romance that the slightist glimpse turns into full bloon shipping
dispite the fact that its shonen anime, and kids to teenage boys are more intrested in punching and explosions than they are with tits

>>32966609
>>32966647
I remember kenshiro called her an old hag in that one crossover
Kenshiro is not into super cakes, it seems

>>32966732
Kenshiro would probably lose to a monstergirl
Less on the "MGE is busted" and more on the "fist of the north star as about 5 women (one of them he knew since she was small and another is his dead wife) and he has little to work with"

Would you trust a fox to invite you over for a drink?

>>32966792
Absolutely not
I'm still going though, I heard she had some real good vodka

>>32966792
I'm sober.

>>32966792
I never drink... wine.

>>32966647
how many villains try to get away with "they are just misunderstood?"
Why doesnt druella get that pass

>>32966609
wrong

>>32966792
I don't drink.

>>32966792
I don't drink.

>>32966822
Druella did nothing wrong.

>>32966826
I meant in Naruto. Since it was the subject at hand at that time.

>>32966839
The important thing is, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

>>32966839
Kaguya only wins becuase every mother in that show is dead and/or irrelavent
as soon as you get pregnant, thats it, your usefulness as a character in naruto goes to shit
unless you're kurenai, who was useless before she was a mother

>>32966872
What about post-Boruto?

>>32966495
Speaking of monster girls and naruto, I know theres a worringly amount of fanfic where the kyubi has a foxgirl form... that naruto fucks

>>32966872
This is the exact opposite of One Piece, where the most powerful woman in the world has like 70 kids, including a sexy mermaid

>>32966884
>not wanting to fuck kyubi Naruko

>>32966881
thats what i meant
none of the women have any standing now, only breif apperances

>>32966891
And is a canon rapist.

>>32966822
Druella is cute! She can pretend to be as evil as she wants but I know the truth.

>>32966677
>supernatual
What's supernatural?

>>32966944
Live action American TV show.

>>32966511
What makes her think that a mere mouse will be able to handle what a human can't?

>>32966944
>>32966954
I almost posted "this is bait" and then reminded myself that this is 4chan, not tumblr

>>32966928
I'd gladly get raped by young Linlin

>>32966965
Knowledge.

>>32966535
DEEP SLIMY KISS

>>32966969
You post on Tumblr?

Kunoichi ranting about the various interpratations of ninjas in media when?

>>32966994
Kunoichi having a Naruto run race.

>>32966992
in the old days, before it fully embraced the hellsite it is now

>>32966994
For me? It's American Ninja Warrior

>>32967006
why do naruto ninjas run that way?

>>32966982
How deep is too deep?

>>32966891
Praline is top tier wife, but I like Shyarly more desu

>>32966965
You'll see.

>>32967012
You mean Sasuke?

>>32961225
Imagine marrying a Tyranid hive ship.

>>32967018
They're both big girls.

>>32967013
Supposedly its to keep the arms free to use hands for stuff
its a universal thing, not just naruto

>>32967033
Not at all, I mean specifically the American version and the hilarious circus it turned into. Sasuke is for actuall athleticism.

>>32967035
That design makes her look like a parasitized lamia.

>>32967013
>>32967043
its an evlotion of run martial artist used in anime
naruto got the burden due to it being popular
>>32967053
ANW is american idol for athletes

I would like to see the a story on Elt
how he went from simple servant boy to havining the city's most powerful women as his lovers

>>32966834
>>32966807
>>32966829
>>32966804
Very nice anons. Foxes love healthy livers. Congratulations you passed the test!

>>32967041
True, but I just like Shyarly's overall design more. Pale skin, dark hair, blue eyes, sharp teeth

>>32967102
>healthy livers
You assume much, anon.

>>32967096
you mean a version of the maidens story that combines all that we know?

>>32967013
>>32967043
>>32967069
It's because running with arms moving is harder to animate, so animators came up with that trick.

>>32967014
Until it gets too painful for you. Otherwise, it's fine and is just something done out of love

>>32967102
>mfw my love of STRONG SOVIET BREW has preserved my liver
Wait a second.....

>>32967116
Ah, your liver is taken by another fox already?

>>32967096
iirc the wiki covers that

>>32967035
you marry the norn-queen

>>32967153
I think he means a full story version of it.

One Piece has really nice monster girls.

>>32967199
I liked her stupid glasses

>>32967166
You marry all of them. They're the same girl.

>>32967232
She's an astronomer you know