/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There aren't actually any bernkastelfaggots on here right? You people were joking weren't you? Because there is no way that someone could have such shit taste. However, if by a miracle there are some of you here, disappear immediately. This is a place is reserved for Lambda and her fans ONLY. B*rnkastel and her followers lost any right to be here after she lost the poll.

>>32887871
Yeah, we cheated, got a problem with that? I don't care HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I voted for her 5 times and I don't even have slight remorse

>>32887871
>>32887930
How edgy.

This can't keep going, why do you make new threads before the old one died? This happened a few times now and I'm not happy.

>>32888169
Holy fuck stop being such an autist

>>32887871
>claims to love Lambdadelta
>doesn't spell her complete name like she demands
0/10 bait as fuck.

>>32887871
Damn fucking right

>>32887871
Best 34 coming in

>>32888418
I'll stop being autistic about this as soon as you stop making new threads before the old one is dead.

>>32888481
Cute. She secretly filmed and uploaded her own humiliation and ruined her dad's career as a judge. A worthy sacrifice! But now everyone can hear the sound of her ass cheeks being spanked with a belt.

That isn't the original channel, isn't it? I remember she also uploaded a cool remix of the Viridian Forest music along with her humiliation videos and the public accusation against her father.

>>32888557
Who gives a shit about this minor crap.
This threads are always made when we hit page 10 or after it. It's not like the threads either last a lot after they hit page 10 considering all the holotrash spam.
Relax, anon, don't get autistic over minor stuff.

The more smug a character is the more bullied they need to be until they break.

>>32888583
Is that girl brave or stupid? Imagine uploading your own butt-humiliation for the world to see.

higurashi music by zts
https://codeztslabel.bandcamp.com/album/composed-by-zts
add to the mega please (make sure to select a lossless format in the download page as it defaults to mp3)

Imagine Ange uploading all her humiliation videos to the internet, including the naked, masturbation and scat ones, to "prove" that her bullies are guilty and get them locked up.

Is it really worth it, Ange?

So how canon is Satoko's armpit stubble?

The Clairvoyant of Rokkenjima.

>>32888652
Done.

>>32888612
Nyeh

>>32888612
>f-f-fuck you I'm not crying YOU'RE the one crying!

UWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOHHH TAKE IT BACK
Enje is not like that...

>>32888721
It's completely ridiculous. What kind of 11-year old girl has armpit hair? That's gross!! She'd be so embarassed!

>>32887871
Top 5 reasons why I love Lambdadelta!
5. Her wit!
4. She's super smart!
3. She's the cutest!!!
2. Lamda!!! Delta!!!
1. I love Lamdadelta!

>>32888680
UWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOHHH TAKE IT BACK
Enje is not like that

>>32888785
She eats her own poop.

>>32888829
all 5 of them but better
also
6. she makes very funny jokes

>>32888736
While he can tell the future the problem is that it’s the future in parallel universes

>>32888873
Dating all the 34s at the same time!
I was honestly amazed when we first got to see her eyes, I didn't expect Ryukishi to be able to enthrall me with one of his sprites. Does anyone happen to have that screen saved?

>>32888794
Plenty of them. Satoko is nearly 12 and an early bloomer with bigger tits than average. This is intentional.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/201709

So even if there's a 50/50 chance under normal circumstances, Satoko is canonically suffering from early puberty. It's almost certain that she needs to shave her pits once in a while. Just not too often because she's so young and the hair grows very slowly.

>>32888721
Very canon. She doesn't know how to shave 'em clean and smooth because she's too immature and nobody taught her.

>>32888934

>>32889007
I want to suck her cheeks!

>>32888934
>when we first got to see her eyes
She literally has the same face as Miyao, down to the last detail. You've been seeing her eyes from the beginning. They are the same person.

>>32888997
>nobody taught her
Shion will teach her and she will groo- I mean raise her properly.

>>32889007
Saved, thanks anon.
>>32889046
It's the mask! The suspense made me horny

https://nhentai.net/g/330927/

Why didn't Shion do this to Satoko to humiliate her in front of Mion instead of killing her?

Enje is a brocon!

How did someone as small as satoko corner her older brother

>>32889046
No, they look slightly different.

>>32888977
I thought you were gonna post this instead.
https://exhentai.org/g/431931/4f0ffe00fb/

>>32889071
I'm willing to teach you how to access Sadpanda. Its not even that hard. Stop triggering my autism.

>>32889088
Canonical

>>32889114
Meant for >>32889071

>>32889088
Hmmm wonder who could be behind this falseflag

>>32889127
NHENTAI.NET
HOLOLIVE.EXE

JavaScript:;

>>32889071
The fact that Satoko's mind can be put in that deranged state just by lightly tickling her body is the most shameful part of the human condition. She should be ashamed of herself.

>>32889090
I think she was referring to Satoko causing him to be hurt by his aunt by making her mad over and over and him having to step in.

Fun fact, Satoshi wanted to hurt Satoko too for that same reason.

>>32889127
I'm a sadpanda user. I just want to reduce the chances of some retard finding out about it and causing trouble, that's why I go out of my way to not post exhentai links.

>>32889090
She has big hands.

>>32889187
She seduced Satoshi and blackmailed him with the loli rape sex tape to make him leave town and get the inheritance for herself.

GUYS I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA

Takano is an accomplice too
since:

How could Ooishi obtain the sedative and Irie's truck?

Both of them are possesed by Irie and Takano as his nurse can obtain them.
if Takano is an accomplice then first bait Tomitake into a trap X, give the sedative to Ooishi and scared Keichi with the Truck.

but.....feel strange about it

>>32889187
lol who writes shit like this

>>32889180
/jp/ is a cool kids club, everyone knows how to access the panda here.

>>32889216
some jap idk

>>32889209
ᴾᴬˢᵀᴬ ᴸᴬ ⱽᴵˢᵀᴬ

>>32889253
I don't know why but i lost my shit

>>32889253
haha what a nerd
i bet its the same guy who did the thing with colored fonts

>>32889264
SEND OPINION

>>32889216
I *********** do. Its a completely viable way to write stories *******. I'm going to ********* you if you keep bitching about it.

>>32889231
Kids today can't even figure out how to torrent, much less mess around with extensions, creating accounts, messing with cookies, etc. I used to worry about some stuff being compromised however, stupidity and lazyness is a huge barrier for retards to overcome and don't forget that retards will always prefer the most easy and comfortable option over one with quality but requires effort.

>>32889292
******** italianon piece of ****** spaghetti ***** ram it home ***** same sin again

Lingji **** like a ****** with its ******* ***.
It was only *******.

>>32889052
Not just taking care of her food phobias but also her prepubescent body growths and sexual urges. Just like all big sisters do.

>>32889148
i don't get the ange javascript meme

>>32889328
Hey **** the **** ** you ******* ****** ****, I'll ******* **** you!

>>32889318
uh yeah sure gramps, back to your weird occult library you go.

>>32889368
Studio Passione Rena very cute

>>32889318
Why is Kinzo like this?

>>32888721
Not canon in Gou because she's a looping 16yo Satoko and knows how to shave properly. Her white pitslut outfit in Tataridamashi was foreshadowing for the twist because her pits were unnaturally smooth.

Why else would they include that random outfit change? Once again, Ryu is using Satoko's preteen body as a narrative tool and foreshadowing.

>>32889426
>Battler never touched Shannon's fake tits in EP1
>Rika never looked at Satoko's perfectly shaven armpits while she slept in Gou
Why are all these protagonists so dumb? They could've figured out the twist so easily.

>>32889426
>pitslut outfit
STOP CALLING IT THAT
What even is a pitslut?

>>32889454
>>Battler never touched Shannon's fake tits in EP1
Only because Jessica stopped him.

>>32887969
>nine inch nails
I cackled.

>>32889336
It’s basically dead now anyway

>>32889490
I don't get it or how it started
please explain

>>32889164
Man, Rosa would have gone L5 from Maria's whining alone if she was in Hinamizawa.

>>32889368
>>32889379
Shut up, you insolent brats.
I'm not even that old.

>>32889537
I see. So this is the infamous 『ｐｉｔｓｌｕｔ』

>>32889336
>>32889508
This is how it probably started

>>32889572
Did Kumasawa look like this when she was younger and was playing pretend with Kuwadorian Beato?

>>32889596
That is exactly how it started.

>"Enje... Sorry but in order to show that you are not a brocon, I must shoot you."

>>32889537
I want to sniff Satoko's armpits and be mindblown!

>>32889596
Ange at the beginning of her web dev journey.
So full of hope and joy.

>>32889640
I think Sandtoko just smells like sand!

I'm amazed that I haven't seen a single spoiler about Piece's identity once here.
You guys generelly don't seem to talk about Saku that much.

>>32888934

>>32889639
>>>/a/nge+is+a+degenerate+brocon+and+always+wanted+to+fuck+battler
>>>/b/attler+is+a+degenerate+siscon+and+always+wanted+to+fuck+ange

>>32889764
you weren't here when it came out?

>>32889764
some Piece of shit Spoiled it yesterday
i had filtered the word "piece" but the fucker posted her image and the identity right after the ps3 port came out

>>32889779
No.

>>32889764
There's not a single /07/ thread without a Virgilius image.

How can Nina, Oliver and Charles be three bumbling idiots by themselves but my absolute favorite characters in the story as a group? It's like they are sidekick characters to each other and none of them is the real main, so they form a whole character together.

>>32889815
Yeah? He doesn't have anything to do with Piece.

>>32889815
What do you mean? The Virgilius gun image gets automatically deleted by the system most of the times now because it now think its spam because of the italiantranny lol.

>>32889859
Wut

>>32889924
The post said we don't talk about Saku.

>>32889985
Ok

>>32890005
By extension it is, plus we do cosntantly post screencaps from Saku in nearly every thread like the one that calls Ange dumb or the one where Bern says she was in Higurashi. Come on anon, it's from like 2019, we don't need to talk about it much today. Hell most of our discussion in general is mostly character focused rather than relating to a specific novel arc, other than Gou since it's currently airing obviously.

>>32889764
couple threads ago I remember a post saying "of course she thinks that, she's Battler's mom" talking about Piece.

>>32890257
Genuflect proposal.

>>32890257
Easy, I stop caring about her. She is fictional so without me she is dead.

>>32890580
Beating up her husbad???
consider yourself erased

>>32890593
you can't have sex with a cripple.

>>32890609
Student

Old hags mad they couldn't compete with Nina's teenage body

>>32890517
Akasaka cock.

>>32890609
Rika
Witch/Student in the meta-world

>>32891320

>>32890609
Takano
student

I've noticed some constant "rules" in the first three arcs.

-Keiichi never goes L5.
-Keiichi never dies.
-Keiichi loses a lot of blood, becomes unconscious and wakes up at a hospital.
-Keiichi doesn't remember shit clearly or at all.
-Someone always comes to tell him what happened.
-Takano and Tomitake leave town and the whole conspiracy is dismantled.

>>32891475
But that happened in only one of three arcs.

>>32891446
>>32891475
-Satoko makes me horny.

>>32891446
How do we know they are telling the truth? It's always someone different who tells him what happened, so one of them could be a culprit and feed him lies.

>>32891538
What the hell, that's in EVERY route too.
Remember that if something happens over and over there must be a strong will behind it.
This must be hidden rule C

>>32891724
Don't forget about:
Rule Thighs

>>32891806
The old men running the village are desperate to increase the birthrate, so they encourage all the little girls dress like sluts.

>>32892095
Rika is not the one "making the fragments real", they all exist simultaneously.
>Watanagashi Shion never realized she fucked up. She tortured Satoko and Rika to death without letting them talk.
What makes you think that? We never saw anything from their perspectives in Watanagashi. It's the first time that I heard this theory.

>>32891919
We've finally won...

Realistically is there a way to salvage Satoko's character after this? Is she just fucked for good now?

>>32892224
>Rika is not the one "making the fragments real", they all exist simultaneously.
They exist but only as possibilities. Literally every combination of atoms in the universe would be a different reality, but that doesn't mean they literally exist.

The sea of fragments is implied to be an endless collection of any possible reality that could ever exist. But they are only possibilities. They exist in a state of superposition. When a witch searches for a fragment and actually peeks into it, observing those events, it becomes a real world that was actually experienced by the characters.

You don't even have to go to Umineko for this, it's right there in Higurashi as well. Frederica Bernkastel is scared to look into the Matsuribayashi fragment until she's sure she has every factor in her favor. Because once she peeks in, that's the future that awaits Rika. Until then, it's simply an unobserved possibility, a what-if.

>>32892319
I used to play M. ZAKKY while shoving ice cubes up ange's ass

>>32892381
Go back to /a/.

How do you feel about the one other track M.ZAKKY composed for Umineko?

https://invidious.tube/watch?v=UP6aBsGGLDk

>>32892448
Rose Gun Days...
And Ciconia if it gets finished.

>>32892224
>What makes you think that? We never saw anything from their perspectives in Watanagashi. It's the first time that I heard this theory.
Rika said that Shion tortured her in Watanagashi-hen and that's why she killed herself in Meakashi-hen when the events were turning out to be similar.

The Satoko part is not explicitly stated, but since it left such a strong impression on Shion that she remembered it in every world after Meakashi, we have to assume it DIDN'T happen in Watanagashi. Otherwise Meakashi wouldn't have happened in the first place. Meakashi was the last time Shion made that mistake because Satoko made her realize her fuck up and she remembered that when she died at the end. Without Satoko planting that idea in her head, she wouldn't have repented and the same tragedy would've happened again in another world.

>>32892544
If you actually prefer Legend's slow beginning over Ciconia you'd be better off reading Agatha Christie or some shit.

>>32892603
That's basically what Beatrice did during four games and everyone fucking loves her.

>>32892381
She's not the true mastermind, she's not the new Nomura, she's the new Takano.

>>32892747
Hmm...

>>32892791
Absolutely, but it almost never happens unless the girl is real kinky or has internet access to research how. They usually give up after a while and never really cum, because it takes too long.

>>32893235
Satoko-Teppei hentai or doujins are absolutely disgusting.

>>32893235
Post the link! I need to see this!

>>32893362
>inverted rika has blonde hair
>inverted satoko has blue hair
pottery

>>32889537
uuwoooooohhhhhhhhhhh

>>32893620
>now

>>32893422
>Demon of Sloth
>founds a company

>>32893695
Hey you can't just do that to Rena

>>32894115
manga has less blood.

>>32894143
Evil Satoko non-reverse rape...

>>32894172
Wait, why does shmion have an enormous boner

>>32894124
She looks like a boy and kind of retarded here

>>32894172
Rika's head looks like a cock.

>>32894355
What's the problem?

>>32894606
My theory is that the gold was cursed because Kinzo murdered everyone to get it.

>>32894606
Give most of it to Krauss' family if they let me marry Jessica.
Leave enough left for the others to be happy.

>>32894951
>>32895002
Solve it with Maria!

How was Umi supposed to go if BT hadn't died?

>>32895689
Why do I find Japanese easier to learn when it's about something lewd? I barely kow 100 kanji but I can easily read the second parapgraph with no issues. At least until the wo particle, I don't know what the verb is.

>>32895689
>I'm in trouble because I can't go out wearing short sleeves or sleeveless.
Tataridamashi Satoko.

>>32895830
Because that's not Hanyuu, that thing said so herself. Hell, she said the real Hanyuu didn't even want that meeting between Rika and the holo-Hanyuu to happen. Hanyuu's horn has healed, and you know what that means.

>>32895689
>The fact that she apologizes for it is even more humiliating!
She probably thinks it's gross or something, that's so cute. She doesn't realize that it's pretty damn harmless but still naughty enough to be super lewd. The best of both worlds.

Honestly, hairy armpits and clean shaven armpits can't even compare to this perfection. It should be the norm for all women, not merely the result of a tween's failed attempt at shaving.

>>32893887
How can those bullies live with themselves? When they strip that girl naked, they are actually reminding everyone of what they themselves look like under their clothes. They might as well be naked too! And since they are in a position of power over that girl, and smugly bullying and mocking her, their humiliation would actually be more erotic than hers!

Bullying is self-humiliation.

>>32896024
Yes.

>>32896804
>So why did God make humans like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jARp24AJWLk

>>32895508
Would you spare Rosa for Maria's sake?

>>32896185
Rena's cavities!

Yasu love & care fragments

seriously though where the fuck is Phase 2

WTC is going to get board game, supervised by Ryukishi. Sorry, this will be a mystery game.

>>32898318
Clue:Umineko edition.

hello i am just starting umineko and am now faced with an abundance of anime fight scenes. is it alright to skim through these? or are the details of the fights vital.

You have ten seconds to explain why the walls of peace are more important than loli armpits.

Holy shit it's almost February.

>>32887871
But Lambda loves Bern...

>>32898413
I'll give you a hint. The fights are reflections of what are actually happening during the scenes. The fights aren't literally happening, but are metaphors expressing both the events and the emotions felt during said events. You must discern what those scenes mean in order to find the truth. Plus, the scenes are very important to themes and are very enjoyable, anyway.

>>32892714
>>32892706
However big it may be, there's always a finite number of possible outcomes at any given time.
I am guessing Bern only counted the fragment where Yasu becomes Lion and survived long enough to make it to the mass murders, but there still may be one where he got fucked by Kinzo and somehow died/stopped being Lion at some point.

>>32898529
>You must discern what those scenes mean in order to find the truth
If you mean the truth of the individual cat box tales then yes. If you are referring to the overall truth behind the cat box then no.

>>32899167
More so the former than the latter, but both in a sense. Both are connected as the pieces cannot act out of character. It leaves hints to their true nature, and is thus part of the whole truth.

>>32899227
Honest question, how are you supposed to predict all of the Yasu stuff prior to the answer arcs? Specifically all of the mental problems he (?) had growing up that were given in exposition the exposition that was chapter 7.

>>32890609
beatrice
neet

>>32899311
I remember when first reading Umineko, the situation of Shannon and Kanon as servants struck me as rather odd. Fake names, servants since they were children, knowing little of the outside world... I suppose this is meant to play with one's curiosity and entice them to investigate them, though all the characters are quite odd to an extent.

It is in the question arcs that the idea of furniture is developed; furniture are created through ideas of an individual. This is especially clear in episode 4 through Sakutaro. This confused me as to what Shannon and Kanon actually were, because although they were said to be furniture, they were obviously real humans. You can only really determine this if you're attentive and entertained the multiple personality theory from episode 3. But from all I've mentioned, you can discern that the two of them are personalities of someone else.

Of course, you cannot predict their identity as Yasu, but through investigating the struggles held by Shannon and Kanon, you can determine what the original personality may be like. Obviously, she must be related to their struggles in some way. Love, loneliness, naivety; these can be discerned through them. You also may be led to other questions such as what is her/his true gender? Or, if she's connected to Beatrice, then who are the stakes of purgatory, Virgilia, and Gaap? The only problem I see with this is how covert it is.

>>32899311
I don’t think you can fully predict individual scenes such as these. You are more likely to get the impression there is a messed up history and a grudge in general for this character.

>>32899570
You mean being spoiled from everyone then create this cope
>>32899311
NO THEORY IS CREATED TO ACCUSE SOMEONE

FIRST SOLVE THE MYSTERY, NATURALLY KANON IS THE CULPRIT


SECOND notive how much Kanon embarrassed and uncomfortable he is when Battler is around.

THIRD Shannon confess that Battler and Him had a relationship BUT she had no problems to speak with him, so this reationship is not with her but with someone else.

LAST Beatrice said that Battler commit a sin

all fo this made you udnerstand that Kanon had a relationship with Battler, destroyed by His figth with his dad.

>>32899685
To be fair, I wouldn't have been able to catch any of what I said in my post >>32899570 if I hadn't been taking notes as I were reading it.

>>32898413
You don't skip or skim. You take it all in. You'll be generally confused after finishing it and only able to accept what others tell you rather than figure things out yourself.

>>32899311
How are you supposed to predict brain parasites and Takano's backstory from the question arcs?
It's not possible. The question arcs give you a rough outline of the events, you can figure out the general situation by reading them. But if they'd be enough to solve the whole thing you wouldn't need answer arcs anymore.

>>32899733
Shannon = Kanon as stated by Ryukishi in the interview , is just a rip-off of Mion = Shion.

Maybe you are the smartest person on earth but at 99% one of your friend that advice you Umineko make some sentence, like Trans-game, that made you understand it.

>>32899749
Rika and Ooishi are the culprit in the VN, since Everything K1 saw was TRUE

>>32899776
I have no friends that have ever read Umineko. Anyway, Mion isn't even Shion. They're separate people who obscured their own identities.

>>32899804
Aren't we all friends on /jaypee/?

>>32899804
i Know but miON shiON kanON shannON

understand, back when HIGU VN was produced people made a theory called MION=SHION.

this is why Shkanontrice born, because people found a similar situation, and this was stated by Ryukishi.

discover this without spoiling?
then you played Higu and suspect about that.

>>32899749
I think you can only get a little bit suspicious of Takano after Tatarigoroshi.

SatOKO
MiyOKO
OKOnogi
Well, what now?

>>32899831
Sure. But to expand on my other post, I guess it does take someone who's read their fair share of Pynchon novels to discern all the details I mentioned before.

>>32899852
The mental virus anon is the problem.
Violate any rule of mystery

>>32899831
No.

>>32899872
you understand stop larping.

>>32899898
stop
using
the
word
LARP
for
RPing

>>32899940
Yeah I know, I was just fucking around. People here are on edge for fucks sake. You can't even joke about lambdatoko anymore.

>>32899964
I never joked about Lambdoko.

>>32889042
Forgot the mlg rifles

>Play RGD
>Can't progress since this track will stop https://youtu.be/0zZtdFwz8co
Fuck it's so gooood it's been playing for 30 minutes and I don't have enough willpower to progress to the next part i don't want it to stop. didn't expect RGD to be THIS hard

>>32890609
Erika
cum donator

>>32900502
Battler = Battler negro theory

>>32891919
Really? I retract (almost) everything bad I've said about janny.

>>32890609
Erika
Cum receiver

>>32899776

PASTA LA VISTA

>>32893399
That just how colours work bro

>>32900502
Ikuko=George is solid.
They are exactly the same in all ways apart from weight