/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would bathe in it.

She probably pissed in it.

>>3285920
That's why we're drinking it in the first place.

I'd rather drink Minoriko's pee

Delicious NEET wine.

>>3285892
I bat Kaguya doesn't bathe for months after making that wine.

>>3285972
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I bet Kaguya hadn't bathed for months before making that wine.

I'd eat or drink anything that came into contact with Kaguya's feet.

>>3285972
>>3286005
Both of these statements excite me terribly. Alas, they're not true. NEET isn't canon. Agreeable, somewhat-airheaded bubbly princess with a knack for conversation and histories is.

I want my drink NEET, I don't like it on the rocks...

Kaguya working?!? WTF?

>>3285892

I can't believe you even need to ask that question.

LOOK AT THAT HIME LEGS

>>3285892
Kaguya would never do this.

>>3286030

oh /jp/....still the pinnacle of witticism

>>3286030

>>3286089
>>3286087
>>3286030

samefag

>>3286097

Them's fighting words here...

>>3286040

Just imagine, after all that sedimentary lifestyle and the amount of work required to crush them, her feet will be sweating the entire way.

>>3286028
No job. Not enrolled in any school. Not taking training for any kind of work.
Kaguya is a canon NEET. You do know what NEET means, right?

>>3286104
You meant sedentary, I'm sure, but somehow I giggled like a schoolgirl.

>>3286105
In the same sense that a wealthy heiress is a NEET, sure if you want to be technical about it. It's not like anyone in Gensokyo besides Keine has a proper job. Mystia and her lamprey stand? Aya and her 'successful' newspaper? Please.

>>3286105

Shitting on the floor/out the window?

>>3286126

I was actually going for a shitting pun, but upon checking, apparently they only use sediment with compost, not the cowshit.

Drink the wine of the crushed hearts of her lunarian enemies? No. As a Communist I'd have to ensure her eternal execution for war crimes.

>>3285892

I would masturbate with it.

>>3286129
Isn't Mystia's stand surprisingly successful?

No, I would shoot her in the head. Then stand above her and shoot her every time she wakes back up.

>>3286900

You'll run out of bullets eventually.

Even if the entire universe (except for you and Kaguya) were turned into bullets.

>>3286904
I would run out of life, before i ran out of bullets. I will get old and die as I continue to put holes in her.

>>3286129

Marisa is a freelance youkai exterminator, apparently own a magic shop, and Mokou is a mercenary of sorts. You can hire her to bodyguard your shit when you're out in the middle of nowhere with tons of hungry youkai.

Automatic Guillotine powered by chemical decomposition of the head and oiled by an oil fairy.

>>3286913
More like she guides people past the bamboo forest because that faggot rabbit got some poor bastards lost again.

Gensokyo's youkai pretty much cannot eat the humans within.

>>3286926
How about a fire fueled by her previous corpses.

>>3286926

You forgot a Repair Fairy to keep your fancy machine from merely breaking down from use.

>>3286932

Ah, is that why in-game they always threaten to eat the player?

>>3286926
>>3286935

Eventually the particles that comprise it will break down into lesser elements and radiation.

KAGUYA WINS

>>3286945


I love how he failed to consider what would happen when the blade could no longer cut.

Jettison her in space, its the only way to be sure.

>>3286941

Why is it that in-game they only mess with the Shrine Maiden/Ordinary Black Magic Girl and play danmaku games with them?

I mean, Utsuho wanted to melt Gensokyo. Why play a game?

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT IS

I want to see who lives longer. Her or Jack Harkness (from Torchwood and Dr Who).

>>3286952

That's like handing the Queen piece back to your opponent in a game of chess...

>>3286949
blade bluntness is a feature not a bug. I take it you haven't read many accounts of failed guillotineings? Repair is my business, and the business of my inheritors. Fairies are too stupid to repair.

>>3286941
Even Marisa does that. Post-EoSD people return safely even on bad ends, and it's stated the insiders aren't really eaten, cook teams are sent outside to bring in a few bums whenever they feel like eating human.

Wild animals and fairies are another concern though.

i would lick it off her feet in a goddamn heartbeat

>>3286960
How so. She will die forever, until the stars go cold and go out. Who knows what happens after that.

Kaguya is no buddha in hell. With all eternity and a Party Spirit we will break her, we will turn her, and we will remake her as a New Soviet Woman.

>>3286981
After eating the whole universe, Azathoth will have a mean stomach ache and eventually vomit Kaguya out. Then they can keep each other company, with the mindless flutists eternally playing Lunatic Princess.

>>3287003
When the universe is gone, there will be nowhere to vomit to. She will die eternally in digestive juices.