/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32805892
Humming kiki, awooing kiki, chirping kiki, they're all adorable and all part of the song of her people.

I love hellhounds!

Non-standard Shoggies are also nice to see.
>>32806662
That sounds rather intimidating. Not in a bad way, but a deadpan Shoggoth must be really imposing.

>>32806286
>>>32806146
>That's not a maid, that's a butler.

*Wife

>Hello, yes, may I speak with Purchasing?
>Yes, I'll hold.

*Aggressive buzzing noises and heavy moaning*

>Please be quiet Master, I'm on the phone. If you didn't want me to lock you in the BoyEdger 9000 you shouldn't have wasted all afternoon playing DruellaSouls.

>Yes, hello, I'll like to place an order. Yes, I'll be needing several liters of your finest Lilim Mana, extra thick, and let's go ahead and reorder those Black Manticore spines, Master did soooo enjoy them last time.

*Panicked moaning*

*Hand cups reciever*
>Hush, Master. Be a good boy and don't cum for another 30 minutes and I'll bring you a little snack~

>Ooh, that reminds me, what do you recommend for when your Master needs a good whipping?~

>>32806832

>Cmon, I'm not gonna eat ya. Just wanna hug. Hug me, cmooon. Don't worry, the tails are soft and fluffy! You'll be dying for em, hehehe...

>>32806876
prove it.

What would you do with three Mouseu tomboys?

It is human nature to want to do what you are told you can't, so when I see the signs saying "Do not unseal the fox"...

>>32807048
Eat cheese & crackers.

>>32807028
How does one prove such a thing?

>>32807089

Inviting a Mouse girl to a foundue restaurant must be tantamount to proposal of marriage

I've seen a a cute rat get physically aroused passing the Cheeses Of The World display at Costco

>>32807049
I want to tease her nipples through the seals so she cums when i take them off. Then i want to attack her sensitive unsealed nips with my mouth.

>>32807135
Write a short story about a hellhound!

>>32807015
It’s really hot when monsters threaten or a make a big show of wanting to “eat you”

>>32807049
See, they say that but all that happened when I unsealed a fox was her breasts started growing.

>>32807049
I wouldn't even give the ink on their seals time to dry I'd be freeing them so fast.

>>32807048
Flee after getting doxxed

>>32807179

>Men captured by hellhounds are given a viagra, a can of whipped cream, and a single (pierced) condom and told they have a five-minute head start before they become dessert

>>32807283
instructions unclear, now i have a can of whipped cream in my butt

>>32807212
Speaking of, what kind of fox do I have to marry to get one that can do ink magic with her tail? You know, like drawing a koatsu and then both of us sit under it, or drawing clothes on me to bully me while we’re in public. Bonus points if the ink has a consistency like goo.

>>32806958
Lesson for today: when trying hardcore role reversal with your kiki, remember to write down the safe word somewhere, in case things go too far one day.

>>32807381
>But, tell me, Anon--what good is a safeword if I gag you with my silk panties?

>>32807015
But Ahri is a Kumiho. She'll steal my liver.

>>32807048

>H-hi there, my names A-anon, and um...I'm cheesed to meet you?

>>32806832

>>32807417
That's why You need a non verbal safeword too
>t. Almost choked a girl

>>32807494

>Oh, ufufufu, silly Master, you can't *possibly* be done cumming yet, you've only given up a half-liter. I know, how about some more delicious mana, right from the tap. Open wide, darling~

i want to throw pocketsand at a pharaoh

>>32806832

>>32807154
Paper seals are the best edging tools

>>32807178

Vanilla, MaleDom, Femdom, or what?

>>32807135
Realistically speaking, how can one increase his chances to escape from a hellhound?

>>32807417
Stop making me like maids. I don't want be a haremfag yet

>>32807693
Your waifu can dress up as a maid.

>>32807654
Ah the bondage bikini, one of the succubus race's greatest inventions.

>>32807684
Short term? Teleportation.

>>32807693
variety is the spice of life

Don't ever think you're worthless.
You'd fetch a nice price on the monster girl slave market.

>>32807683
Whatever turns you on the most

>>32807178
Not him but:
>Spot a wild hellhound
>She smiles menacingly and starts approaching
>Bend a knee
>"My lady Your beauty is unmatched by anything I've ever seen."
>She stops confused
>The flame of Your eyes is now burning deep within my heart."
>"W-well... I-I..."
>"Allow me to be Your knight my lady, now and always. I reject my old life, as I want to burn with love in the fires surrounding You..."
>"Kyaaaa, b-baka, don't say stuff that's so embarrasing!"
>Rise up and aproach confidently
>"No words are too small to describe my burning passion for You."
>Visibly flustered she looks into the ground
>"I..."
>Grab her chin and raise it slightly to look at You (not hard since she's 2 feet taller)
>"My lady, if I can't stay here with You, there's nowhere else I can ever go. Will You accept my love?"
>"Y-y-yes I will! I love You my knight!'
>Deep passionate kiss
>Get violently groundpounded till You both pass out from dehydration
And that is how You defeat hellhounds young knights.

>>32807684
Find the nearest new squirrel and purchase the local newspaper. Roll it up and proceed to swat the hell dog. Works 100% of the time; go out and try it asap.

>>32807683
>or what?
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>>32807048
I miss seeing these cute mice.

>>32807780
>You'd fetch a nice price on the monster girl slave market.
Doubtful

>>32807864
I miss mouse fag.
Hope he finally got to meet his waifus.

>>32807684

Serious Answer: love a.different monstergirl
Joke Answer: jack off someplace and then move on. She'll hunt you by scent first, Mana trail second, so you can throw her off and get a decent head start. After that, stick to high ground and try to avoid dense forests. They're fast, but lack endurance, so keeping up a solid pace is your best bet.
Real Answer: turn around and walk up to her, grab her chin and stare deep into her eyes. In a low, firm voice, tell her you will take her to dinner and a movie if she behaves herself. Her tail will begin to wag slowly. You can continue by stating that you will brook no more of her fiery nonsense, and that you *refuse* to kiss any girl who will burn your tongue. As she visibly squirms and works to lower her body temperature, you can tell her that you are her master now, and expect her to be obedient and attentive. You can finish with a firm, positive "Good Girl" as she hurries you off to the first of many romantic dates

>>32807873
Tail-brush salves and vampire blood bags are always in high demand, anon.

>>32806958
>Not spending all afternoon plowing your Kikimora
He deserves that punishment.

>>32807835

YNTGB

>>32807904
>>>32807873
>Tail-brush salves and vampire blood bags are always in high demand, anon.

I prefer the term "Blood Baron" although my wife insists on referring to me as "Mr. Scrumptious"

>>32807780
If by nice price you mean given for free because the slave trader gave up on making any profit off me.

>>32807904
>vampire blood bags are always in high demand, anon.
What if no one (including yourself) knows your blood type? Could be a big gamble, going for a new blood bag only for them to have a blood type that a vampire doesn't particularly like.

>>32807972

>Kiki turns the knob from 'Edge' to 'Forced Orgasm'
>Only interruption is a Dullahan cop coming by to investigate the noise complaint
>Kiki let her in for tea and cucumber sandwiches while they watched

>>32808011
>Given away as a loss-leader to the local Ushi-Oni

Enjoy your new life, Anon

>>32808011
That's when she keeps you for herself anon.
She needs someone to help her unwind while doing all the paperwork.

>>32808030
>What if no one (including yourself) knows your blood type?
The trader could get a doctor to get a look at you anyway to make sure you don't have any health defects, you might learn right there.

>>32807684
>>32807873

you probably aren't since hellhounds are some of the best trackers in mge and have aggression to match

the only real difference would be how roughly you get claimed, which would probably depend on the hellhound's temperament. if they're chiller and have a sense of humor you could try to stand your ground and try to turn the tables around into a gentler experience

if they're a feral shithead like in the base hellhound profile though you're getting pounded into fucktown regardless

>>32807333
That’s mostly the purview of a certain sun goddess, but there are a few kitsune who have taken up the craft.
They’re definitely traditional types, so you’d want to start with the oldest shrines.

I need monsters in antebellum era dresses.

>>32808030

Implying Vampires can't smell it from a mile away, although

>Thrall to picky eater tsun Vampire
>She complains loudly that your B+ is too tangy and she doesn't like it.
>Little bitch actually can't get enough after a few weeks

>>32807890
>They're fast, but lack endurance, so keeping up a solid pace is your best bet.

Isn't endurance one of the main strengths of canids in the real world?

>>32806958
I love the
>Dom maid, but you are still the master
dynamic.

Now I'm not saying all foxes are evil, but the vast majority of them are.
Unless they are bonafide divine messenger foxes, servants of Inari, and can prove themselves as such, it's best to ignore and distrust them as a force of habit.

>>32808247
I prefer Kejourou anyhow.

>>32808216

Its the main strength of humans, more than anything. Our ancestors hunted by running their prey down over days. Humans aren't particularly fast, but we can keep going for a long time...

Hmm, and now I know why Monstergirls like men so much

Beware bundled up Tanuki sellers in the mountains, their warm, fur blankets have additional side effects

>>32808247
Spray some graffiti on the local fox shrines to get back at the evil ones anon.

>>32807657
Agreed.

I want to rip my daughter's tight under-developed cunny wide open with my massive lolicon dick.
Unfortunately, she's a shog.

>>32808247
Rude and untrue.

>>32808236

Thanks, it grows on me (not unlike Shoggoth)

Should it be permanent, or just when Anon screws up, or only for fun.

Personally, I like the idea that Anon is still the Master most of the time, but occassionally his loving Meido takes control, possibly decided by how many hours he spent shitposting on /Hum/ last night

>>32808282
Yes, but compared to most creatures wolves, african wild dogs, etc. have a lot of endurance and hunt via long pursuit rather than sprinting. Not as good as humans, but up there.

>No huge, buff and busty harem of wives that love to watch me do some sports or go bowling with.
Life be rough.

>>32808408
I mean I want my loving kiki to be somewhat stern, but she doesn't need to be outright SM dom all the time. It's mostly when I mess up badly or when I just want it in bed. My kiki would be in control of a lot of stuff, but that is mostly due to competence(and it being her job). Unless you consider stern = dom, then no my Kiki wouldn't be permanent dom.
And actual permanent dom kiki would probably not use proper maid protocol when talking to you I would imagine.

>>32808247
Screw that I want my mofu. I don't mind if she is somewhat morally questionable.

Wurm wizard can be terrifying!

How long should I play along with the whole “I’m going to eat you” facade that evil monsters put up cause it’s been a month now and she still says she’s going to eat me and have my bones join her pile of totally not fake bones, cause its kinda getting old now and I was hoping that we could do some mutual stuff in the web

>>32808408
why is this kiki holding two enormous skin colored watermelons in her blouse?

>>32808616

>>32808247
That's perfectly fine.

>>32808624
After sex ask her if she can untie your arms so you can hold her closer, they can't resist something that sugary sweet.

>>32808698
reminder that she does not wipe

>>32787038
Who's the artist, anon?

>>32808648
Little-known fact: Kiki develop huge BOOBA after giving birth to feed your Chad sons so they grow up big and tall.

Also, off-topic, but if you have kids, have your wife breastfeed as much as she can. Basically the first 9 months or so of nutrition determine your kids future height, and breast milk is 1000% better than (((formula))).

>>32806832
scary monsters being self conscious is extremely cute

>>32808738
>Based autistic spidergirl taking the scary monster bit too far

It's OK anon she's just shy and read about this technique on a Pick-Up Monster forum

>>32808762
I got formula and I was always a really tall fuck throughout schooling. 6'1"/6'0.5" now in my 20s.

>>32808402
Damn it, I don't know how much longer I can wait for Shinano doujins. Not to mention how long I may have to wait for ones that I actually like.

>>32807455
As long as shes regenerates it after.

>>32808609

Nah, Kiki would definitely keep referring to you as Master, she knows she's serving you by commanding you.

>Uh, Kikimora-chan?
*Smiles sweetly while still sweeping*
"Yes, Master?"
>Um, you know that thing we talked about? Could we, uhm...could we try it out tonight?

*Puts broom down"

"Oh, Master, I think that can be arranged..."

*2 hours later*

"Mmm, good boy, Master. Keep licking, I'll let you know when you can stop. You know, Master, I wasn't sure at first about this, but I don't think you've been *this* attentive in weeks. I might just have to keep you as my hungry little pussy-boy, won't I?"

*Muffled slurping noises intensify*

"Oh, no, Master, you mustn't talk. Only licking for you, pussy-boy. And when you're done, you can help me make dinner, won't that be nice? I think you'll like your new apron, it has cupcakes on it because you're SO sweet <3!"

>>32807013
Ittan-momen's ass is the best. Her "body" shouldn't appear so solid.

>>32808854

>Cucked out of being a 7'2" chad

Truly, we live in a cursed age.

Yeah, I like /ss/ and tf
State
Spaces
and
Transfer
Functions

>>32809023
Indeed, it's a difficult design to draw right I guess...

>>32809023
Just wait until you see a weighted blanket ittan.

>>32809069
...Something tells me this is a buff blanket.

My lich boss found the videos of me fucking her zombie servants on zombiehub am I going to be fired?

>>32808698
I bet that fat sloppy tongue would just caress your neck so she can taste your fear while she takes her time punishing your dick with her ass

>>32809023


>Gentle, flirty Ittan-momen keeps getting tangled in your clothesline so she has an excuse to chat and brush up against you.
>The little wisp is making you horny as fuck
>Finally have enough, pin her against the wall (insofar as you can) and threaten to absolutely soak her fabric and stain her all over
>She almost cums just from feeling you grip her
>Fuck it
>Take her inside and absolutely ravish her soft, sweet-smelling immaterial body
>Your wife still enjoys hanging on the clotheslines, and soon you'll have another member of your family to hang clothes for

People say Yeti's are a Bogey's nemesis when it's actually Ittan-Momen

>>32809163
ngl i just want to cuddle

I heard some people in here have not been praising the Pharaoh hard enough.

>>32809136
that lich always reminds me of someone and I can't quite place it

>>32809288
>Ittan-Momen blanket
>Bogey for small spooning
>Yeti for big spooning
Maximum comfy

>>32809288
I dunno, I'd think ittan are too whimsical and spacey to function well as a nemesis. It might be hard for them to even get that a yeti is trying to challenge them.

But Eros help any yeti that does succeed in pissing an ittan off. As the profile notes, no small number of them are high rank yokai whereas yetis are pretty average in power.

>>32809288
Would cold weather Ittan Momens be heavy fur blankets with down lining?

>>32809012
>And when you're done, you can help me make dinner, won't that be nice?
That sounds very nice actually. Comfy dom maid.

>>32809136
Why you uploaded it?

What's the best MG for a malesub bad end? At first I thought Lilim or Dakr Elf, but I'm thinking Mindflayer might be fun too
>Mindflayer captures you and majes you cum by licking your pleasure center
>Implants memories for all kinds of kinky scenarios and makes you play them out
>Her favorite is, oddly enough "Young Hero and Eldritch Abomination", followed closely by vanilla childhood friend

>tfw only 3 robogirl animations in my folder
feels bad, i really want automaton animations.

>>32809591

Of course, you'll be dressed in your cupcake apron (and nothing else), but that's just part of the fun

been thinking of writefagging bros, should I start with my mamono waifu or some neat ideas I've been holding onto

>>32809439
>>Bogey for small spooning
Pretty nonstandard. It's either spooning a large girl, which could be nice too, or a small Bogey.

Putting your Ittan-momen through the spin cycle!

>>32809048
My mother took/was taking anti-depressants and tranquilizers so it probably wouldn't have been good for me to drink that.

>>32809136

>Mr. Anon, can you please step into my office for a moment?
>Please remove your clothes, I want to see something

Bad news: you lost your job
Good news: you found a jew job with a new workstation, under your Lich's desk: you'll be hot-desking in a stretch role, under *close* supervision of upper management. Margins will be tight and you might find your new position a tad claustrophobic, but she's glad to find someone who's as eager as you are, and with such fine oral communication skills...

>>32809940

oof, sorry lad

What should I write for my next short story?

>>32807455
just buy some animal liver from the super market and give her that instead, you will be safe

>>32809925
Anon no! It will only space her out more!

>>32809925
Firing your Ittan-momen out of a t-shirt cannon

>>32809901

I want a short comic of a young Bogey playing legos with a kid, then playing football with a teen, then slamming beers and playing xbox with a college guy, then CENSORED, with the last panel being her and her husband playing with their son in reflection of the first panel

>>32806832

>>32810271

>Come downstairs to investigate the noise
>Hear a muffled "WHEEEEEE!" from inside your dryer
>Come back when the cycle is done for flushed, excited, hot-out-of-the dryer sex with your cute wife

>>32810138

>>32810326

Strapping her to an ironing board for steamy bondage sex!

>>32810380

Exquisite taste

>>32810440
but in reverse so that the fat fox girl gets abused and abandoned

>>32806832

>>32810494
This is why portals will never happen.

>>32810258
After tasting her husband's she wants no one else's liver.

>>32810494

go back to /d/ faggot

>evil dark mage decides to overthrow a kingdom and turn it into her personal realm
>starts by becoming a court mage to the king and manipulating things to create the best conditions for her takeover
>the king is weak and not even terribly interested in ruling, by now he is unable to even defy the noble council, some major nobles are doing everything short of open defiance
>perfect situation for her to exploit
>becomes quickly the king's most trusted advisor
>aside from her obvious "charms" she helped the king restore some semblance of order at court
>develops a bit of a soft spot for the king and decides that he can be her mind broken pet in her new kingdom
>she is ready but the king is so naively, innocently sweet and trusting of her that she has trouble bringing herself to do it
>decides to adopt a different approach
>she will stay by his side and slowly get him to willingly help her with creating her sorcerous kingdom where they will rule together
>in the meantime she has to keep eyes on those nobles because it is only a matter of time before they decide that her poor king has become inconvenient and try to assassinate him, or some ambitious noble decides that he would make a better king

>>32809786
If you've never done it before, practicing with some ideas before writing stuff that means something to you might be a good warm up

>>32806832

>baaaaa-a-a-a-a

>>32810722
she wouldn't ever get that far, thats the point

>>32810138
No need for apologies, man. If you'd like, something like a Manticore realizing that from milking her husband, his desires have caused her to start lactating.

>>32811074
How can you say you love your wife if you won't let her eat part of your liver?

>>32807455
>>32811632
Dude what's with you and livers relax bro

>>32811632
I am allergic to being cut and having pieces of my flesh removed.

Bully goddesses

>>32807622
How do I tell my kiki that her method of level drain wouldn't work and would just drain my mental spirit

>>32811825
What if I want a goddess to bully me?

>>32807810
Furry, hellish paws typed this post

>>32811804
Don't worry she has healing super powers

>>32811940
What is even the point if I'm going to survive?

>>32808762
Nutritional wise, breast milk and formula are one and the same.

>>32812009
https://i.imgur.com/W6xWIfk.jpg

>>32812131
Why would you link the image and then attach it to your post as well

>>32812177
Because I'm retarded and I thought I had not attached it

https://i.imgur.com/W6xWIfk.jpg

>>32808077
If Kiki is a professional maid, she wouldn't use machines to torture me. What a lazy meido! Can't even give handjobs properly

>>32811143
I would've thought manticores tend to be milky just from tail experiments on their chest when they're bored and masturbating.

>>32808122
Why use a loss-leader strat when each monster is only gonna buy one slave?

>>32808623
Thank god wurms are too stupid to learn cast spells!

As an anti-lolicon measure, automaton lolis now shoot lasers from their cunnys!

>>32810138
Wendi in the Big City

>>32812298
A maid can be very busy. She can't always spend hours bullying master's cock. With machines she can go out for groceries and return to master drained and docile.

>>32812518
Then how can they be so charming?

>>32809397
Whoa.... what type of dark insignia is that?

>>32809397
Such a shame.

>>32811940
anon i'm p sure she can only heal herself unless moonstone renewer is canon in this headcanon we got going on

>>32811914
You can't prove anything anon

what are good ways to display dominance on a mg?
>>signing a demon's contract before she can start her seduction spiel
>>thinking lewd thoughts about a mindflayer when she flays you
>>running at a hellhound when she tries to chase you

>>32812966
you could argue that 3 isn't really, the h*ckhound probably just thinks that her whole intimidation/breaking gimmick worked even better than expected

>>32809608
Any monsters that captures you with their bodies, really. Any of the slime species (but especially humpty eggs), or sandworms.
>Anon minding his business gets captured by a monster
>Forced to cum multiple times a day, but you are a warrior at heart, so your spirit never wavers as you continue to fight back
>One day miss monster edges for hours to make you say embarrassing lines and beg for release
>Your spirit slowly crumbles day by day, especially if the pavlovian treatment makes your brain that obeying the monster simply results in pleasure
>When your spirit finally breaks, you simply want to be with your monster until the end of time, mindlessly having constant sex in your own little world (or in the case for humpties, in your own tiny egg)

>>32809759
I'll do it if Kiki also does a naked apron

>>32810085
Wouldn't a Lich be floating around the mansion, across different library shelves and laboratory equipments to test out new knowledge?

>>32812966
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322380845148065792
Chaos monsters have a different mentality than humans and other mamono, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their Husband's hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer.

>>32812966
pulling the "WHATS THAT OVER THERE?" schtick and replacing her contract with ur own

>>32812564
The laser's effect work like a Basilisk's gaze!

>>32812629
But that would waste all the good, yummy, yummy spirit energy

>>32812886
The hellhound (now wife) said that you're probably one too when I asked why the newspaper swatting trick I found didn't work.

>>32812966
The actual way to assert dominance on a demon is either writing the contract yourself or fucking her without one.

>>32813210

>>32813698
That's where the removable collection cup comes in. All she has to do when she comes home is to remove it can easily be used to flavor her food or mixed with her drinks, or even just drunk straight up.

Is it okay to sleep with your weapon or do you put it away?

>>32814051
Putting her away is a great way for her to violently rape you again

>>32814123
How do I have gentle cuddling with her without the giant sword getting in the way?

>>32814123
Unless it's Soul Edge.

>>32809786
Write some stuff you're less attached to first before you go balls to the wall with your passion project.

Overgrowth but with bunny girls.

>>32814276
She IS the sword you fool
The better question is how you cuddle with her without the flesh puppet getting in the way

>>32814276
listen bud that's just what you signed up for when you decided to marry her, shoulda just let her kill you if you were that bothered by it

>>32813671
That must be a good thing since it stops the lolicon from raping the poor innocent robot girl!

Why Does KC do things that hurt him so. Why is he such a pure dude as well?

>tfw no manticore to massage my shoulders

KC is honestly really great https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1354606127187599360

>>32815337
>Imagine how good such a strong monster's arms would feel on your bare flesh.

>>32815426
what does it say?

I'm gonna ride a Mizutsune after completing the capture quest!
yes I know all the Mizu's you fight in game are canonically male
Shut up shut up shut up

>>32815691
"Ayy lemme pour out one for my niggas who got succed to death that shit is whack"

>>32815691
That he really hates 4chan

>>32806832

>>32815691
He gets depressed whenever he sees a Shikibus, basically.

>>32815691
Sadness covers me like blanket
Tuck me in , let me die

>>32815691
For a real answer, he's basically saying he gets depressed when he sees succubus that kill men.

>>32815803
Huh. That's not what I feel

>>32815691
The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>32815775
>>32815803
Succubi that kill their sex slaves are dummies! That's like shooting your livestock after getting 1 bucket of milk from them. It's much more efficient to take a little bit of life force and let them naturally heal it back so you can steal it for much longer.

>>32815801
Love me some Poison Ivy style plant girls. Preferably non lethal though.

>>32815948
Seems like a pretty good way to die
I'd like to go ou like that.

>>32815301
He's like the patron saint of monsters

>>32816039
Then who is the George Paton pg monsters ?

>>32815792
Why does he hate 4chan?

>>32816013
Is that all I am to succubi? Cattle?

>>32816165
Cause you're all cringy edgelords

>>32816165
pro-human separatists.

>>32816204
It's an improvement over what human women think of me, at least.

>>32816013
Isn't that how the pre lilith succs did it? I wonder if liliths mom was a succ that did that and when she birthed Lilith she was super powerful.

>>32816204
Yeah but they give you sex and love. Real women see you as a walking wallet. I'd say it's an improvement.

>>32816358
It was the purpose of the succubus room

>>32816204
>>32816358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5x6XZ-CcKU

>>32816358
Is it? There were monster-human relationships before the current DL too

>>32809786
You know that gut feeling of 'I'm not good enough to write for her'? Listen to it. Write for some girls you don't really care for first.

>>32816270
Ah yes, you've upgraded from a personal wallet to a quick snack.

I'm still wondering what KC looks like

>>32815691
He gets depressed when he thinks about succubi that drain men to death. He followed up by saying it's not as if he seen a manga or anything like that but he's a delicate man who got hurt when seeing an ad while managing one of his pages.
KC is pure as it gets.

>>32816535
Ah right i knew it was in one of the books.

>>32816619
Yeah i think he said somewhere that some species which needed human men to reproduced sometimes formed relationships. Ie Harpies and Lamia.

>>32816734
Like any other Japanese guy

New commission, this time featuring my wife in a gold dress. Nothing more. Just that.

>>32806832

>>32817078
Yeah, I lied. Outfit is from Library of Ruina for those who are curious, and more specifically the King Of Greed.

>>32817161
the literal vore monster

>>32817035
That's a dumb answer anon

>>32817231
She's a cute girl, and a slightly crazier cute girl in the second game. The monster you're thinking of is on her arm.

>>32817078
>>32817161
Good outfit for a good monster girl

>>32816775
I get depressed over normal things,
like not having a future,

>>32816734
he no here

Nother tweet from KC. This time with art!
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1354621621080793092

>>32817161
This makes me trust undead less

>>32817078
A woman of wealth and taste.

>>32816204
That's all you are to humans too.
At least with the succs, they want to see you smile when they milk you.

>>32816635
yes, thats a lot better, you dont have a guarantee for physical contact if youre a wallet

>>32817370
>loli lilim
Now we're talking

Would you still love you're monster waifu if she was a worthless, layabout neet?

>>32817370
>>32817648
Wait a second, it's loli druella? At least that's what I'm getting with multiple machine translations.

>>32817703
that's a requirement

>>32817703
She is going to have to make it up in other ways.

>>32817757
Wonder how babysitting her goes.

>>32817703
Would my waifu love me if I was me? The answer is no.

>>32817619
Physical contact for most succs that kill humans don't require much more than a finger on a shoulder, or sometimes just straight up eye contact.

>>32817908
Seems like it's still the same adult druella but she changed into that form to play match maker for couples.

>>32817703
I'd love her even more

>>32817985
Sure, but she was a child at some point.

>>32816204
>>32817516
>>32816442
Yes

Free-range human cattle raised on a balanced diet and with plenty of "playtime" produces the best "milk".

>>32815801
Dryads DESPERATELY need an art update

>>32806832

>>32814625
>>32816634
Honestly, it's fine if you plan to go back to write for your waifu again when your skills have improved. When you first write, just do what you like and see what you need to improve.

>>32809786
>TFW I don't know how to get my confidence as a writefag back and I'm stuck in an endless feedback loop like a broken record

>>32818074
Hey I just finished that yesterday. That girl still has the best end, but I just like feet in general so I'm biased

>>32818109
Agreed, their profile is actually pretty good but their art is just an elf laying on a branch, really first-gen KC. I know he doesn't like updating art but it would be nice if he got around to updating the oldest shit.

>>32818341
Where is she from anyway?

>>32818598
looks like milking farm

>>32818074
>raised on a balanced diet
I'm not sure I trust a monster girl to know what that would be.

"I adore how you squirm beneath me..."

>>32809499
>>32809925
I bet an ittan-momen's most exciting fantasy is getting washed in a semen bath.

>>32817757
Loli Druella looks considerably less like a massive bitch, maybe she should've had an onii-chan.

>>32818677
Thanks

>>32818685
>every few days the succubus brings a few boxes of Druella-O's into your pen
>last time you asked for milk to go with it she took it as a double entendre and you "worked overtime" that day

>>32817703
God I wish I had a wife to lay on the floor with.

What monsters would one run into at a late night stop in a gas station to maybe grab milk?
You can't say humans

>>32818897
Nightgaunt

>>32818197

Why would Druella do this?

>>32818929
Does she have bags under her eyes and watch you from behind the chip stand?

>>32818897

>>32818996
To call you a perverted lolicon.

>>32818897
An Arachne lurking in the alleyways on the walk there
An Oomukade skittering in the aisles
A bleary eyed Anubis making yet another midnight run for whatever snack the Pharaoh is struck with a craving for

>>32818197
Still prefer old Druella.

>>32819031
Why are JK big cats hanging out at a late night gas station in winter?

>>32819088
Such lovely company.

>tfw no super deredere lilim that keeps mind breaking you with affection .

>>32819152
looking for a nice onii-san to buy her some snacks and let her crash at his apartment for the night
>takes some potato chips and steals your kotatsu for the night

>>32819251
Jokes on her, I have no kotatsu or apartment.
I have a house but that's besides the point

>>32819160
>imagine getting mindbroken by this

>>32819160
Genuine kindness and love is a monster girls greatest weapon.

>>32819321
well then your bed works just as well

>>32819334
Funniest part is that nothing make real women more dry than men showing their feelings.

>>32819507
>Source: /r9k/

>>32819463
Well, it is a queen so I imagine we could get two folks on it.
She's gonna get used as a daiki.

>>32819334

>cheshires plus wubs

>>32817703
Jahy is a good girl so ya

>>32819600
pretty sure that's a dude posting about petting other dudes you big fruit

>>32819463
this is fine

>>32819655
Wub cheshire chub

>>32819676
Jahy is just a kusogaki

>>32819551
More like source my ex gfs + asking my female friends. They'll never admit it though.

>>32819794
Is this like the whole "even feminists prefer chads" thing?

>>32819700
I'm legitimately curious as to how you're so sure of that.

>>32819794
>They'll never admit it though.
So then how do you know

>>32814276
As seen here, they can retract the sword into a gauntlet form.

>>32819912
I'm the guy that posted it

>>32819160
Getting legit affection just to be loved would break my mind harder than anything else. I'd feel too guilty and undeserving of it. At least we can project that desire onto fictional demon ladies.

>>32806832

>>32816358
>>32816619
Both happened. Succubi had the instinct to kill men in the former age, and often sucked men to death. Some enterprising succubi though on a whim started creating "rooms" to keep men in, studying how to keep them alive and healthy so they could feed on them for longer periods. In this way they learned more about humans than other monsters usually did.

On the other hand, some succubi, harpies, lamia, etc. basically any intelligent and humanoid types, did on occasion manage to suppress their killing instincts and awaken to a love for humans. They would even form something like married couples. Lilith was one such monster.

>>32820086
>I'd feel too guilty and undeserving of it.
It'd probably be the same for me.

>>32818785
I volunteer for this grave and dangerous task. I pray that my strength will not fail me.

"Bring me more pictures of spider girls!"

>>32818996
To act smug and bratty knowing a man would have to be some kind of demigod to resist her advances.

>>32820270
I think lilith is actually the child of one. It would explain why she wasn't married until after becoming DL and still having the desire to protect humans and monsters.

>>32820372
I want to struggle in a spider's web until she has no choice but to bite me.

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a BEEG girl makes your bed more comfy.

>>32819770
ok bro

Shortstacks should never be left without a belly full of daughters. Don't stop fucking them until they're pregnant, even if that means fucking them until they look pregnant.

>>32820987
This is scientific fact. That's why I have two.

>>32821039
The larger a man is, the weaker he is to shortstacks.

>>32820987
>Implying BEEG girls AREN'T my bed
Meat mattress gang, represent

>A lich that acts and talks like Skeletor

>>32821716
Is she as ripped as Skeletor?

>>32821716
>lovin' your wife
>you're close
>she moans out a Skeletor NYEEEH
>laugh too hard, get soft and have to sleep on the couch

>>32821152
I'm sure the reverse is true as well. The larger the man, the wetter the stack.

>>32821716
Nyeeeh!

>You make ONE joke about boiling children and the whole town goes on a witch-hunt.

>>32806832

>>32820987
I see the buff sheep has continued to be useful.

>>32812966

>Doing the dishes before Kiki gets to them

>>32820963
She'll wrap you tight enough that you won't be able to move even your fingers

>>32822246

>Witch is lonely and wants kids, always volunteers to babysit for her frens and neighbors
>Dreams of marrying a cute boy that will give her a large family one day

>Married to an apophis
>Decide to fuck with an actual rattlesnake
>It's bites have no effect because your wife's venom is infinitely stronger and she bites you every day
>She will likely bite you even more when she finds you trying to manhandle a venomous creature

>>32823129

>Pharoah's husband defeats the rival Apophis
>She's forced to abandon her pyramid base and get a job in the neighboring town as a waitress at a meido cafe
>She's keeping her eye out for a strong handsome warrior to help her retake her kingdom and get back on top

>>32820963
Which teeth anon? The human teeth which will feel soft and mark your skin with her love marks, or the mandibles which would be a bit more painful but would induce you with interesting venom effects?

>>32822703
I wonder how would a Kiki react if I wake up really early in the morning and start sweeping the house before she wakes up

>>32823068
Witch should just groom a young child off the street or slave market

>>32823129
Is it even possible to develop immunity to an apophis' venom? If so, over the course of years living together, would she then need to inject a whole liter of her venom just for it to have an effect?

>>32823336
husbands get more susceptible to venom over time cause KC likes his pleasure to infinitely spiral.

>>32808247
Fluffy wings > fluffy tails

>>32823266
yeah

>>32814123
pff i'm not afraid of her, all it takes is a good polishing and maintenance and shes puddy in my hands.

>>32815691
Heaven brings forth innumerable gifts to nurture man
Man has nothing good with which to recompense heaven
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill

>>32812966
Grabbing Manticore's tailpussy and roughly thrusting into it, instead of just getting milked.

I found something that looks like a scorpion version of an atlach-nacha
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87351482

>>32817703
She's not worthless if she's putting out

>>32807780
>I am quite confident in my ability to appraise slaves.

>>32826687
Meant to reply to >>32808011

>>32815301
Honestly he's pretty based. So much good kinks get flooded with cringe shit like NTR. The world needs more mostly wholesome artists. PURECHADS RISE UP

>>32817703
I like plant girls, and I'm pretty sure they can't actually move around without assistance, so yeah.

Zombie permanently lowered my stats is there a way to remove the debuff

>>32827452
Where the fuck does Axem post his new stuff?

>>32827452
Go back to lower level areas and level back up with fishing, then go back to that zombie and marry the shit out of her, and after that enjoy the wholesome matrimonial joy with her, till she finally turns into wight and can return Your love a thousandfold, and after that the debuff will propably be gone.

>>32825398
>getting impatient, aren't you?
They had lots of sex afterward

foxes with lots of bells

>>32827711
Levelling up your fishing doesn't help with combat!

>>32827764
tanukis with lots of balls

>>32827742
>conditioning Your manti wife to orgasm from her tail
>now You both mindbreak each other with overstimulation while "milking"
>Your marriage has never been better

>>32827799
what kind of monster would put lots of fluffy balls on a already fluffy monstergirl?

>>32827799
Centaurs with steel balls!

>>32827773
Who said anything about combat?

>>32827854
bludgeoning weapons are dangerous!

>>32827843
Cheshires. They like to do those sort of stuff

>>32828061
i'm gonna put a bunch of bells on them so i know when they are coming that i may hide

>>32808616

>>32828167
This is the ideal fox body

>>32812314
That would be a lot more than experimenting if it had caused them to lactate, I think.

What does the average automaton weigh? I can't understand how something made of metals would not be so heavy that it would be dangerous to have it lay on you.

>>32828740
Be at easy, anti-gravity magitek allows for even the heaviest units to mount their users safely.

>>32828740
2B weighs like 330 pounds. That's probably a good baseline.

>>32828740
The average doesn't mean mush since there's too much spread. A full protective metal plate robowaifu's gonna be a lot heaver than a civilian model made of mostly plastics and rubber.

>>32828740
embarressing automatons by picking them up!

>>32828167
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

>Cuddling your goat loli waifu to keep her warm on a winter night

>>32829640

Fencing your goat loli waifu into the front yard so she keeps the grass low for you

>>32830161
But I wanted to play Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Movie: The Video Game Adaptation

>>32819507
Good thing I don't have those anymore. There is only void.

Is it normal for kikis to refuse to wear anything other than a maid uniform with no underwear?

>>32830616
What else are they meant to wear?
I couldn't imagen my maid wearing anything but that.

>>32830161
>big undead momster wants to have wholesome bonding time with her newly adopted son
>the son wants to do lewd stuff with his new, sexy momster

>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ee5fac63e51f
audio is meh but was hot enough for me

>>32830616
I'll have her know underwear and a clean are mandatory. There can be lewd during work, but regulations will be followed.

>>32833634
clean uniform*

>>32830616
But sexy lingerie under the maid uniform is a part of the maid uniform.

>Wake up
>Had a dream about skateboard fleeing from MGs I don't like so I can get to one I do as they chase after me

It's time for Tony Hawk with MGs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcXouGX5tzc

>>32834829
I had a dream where I was in a military complex and a big ass monster got loose, and you could only approach it with a jetpack to fight it. My jetpack didn't work and a vampire insisted on biting me so I can have wings and I can fight the monster.

Recommend me snarky monster girls.

>>32834829
I had that dream where I was back in college and had exams coming up and was nervous.
But then the exam wasn't what I thought it would be about, and it was actually all about monstergirls. The proctor was a Baphomet, and there were questions about dealing with various different girls. I know Gazers was mentioned.
Also, the campus was absolutely not the same college I went too irl, and I somehow parkoured my way up and down the sides of buildings.

>>32836200

>>32834829
I had a dream where I visited my parents and they hosted Nurari who convinced everyone she's my wife, but for some reason I wasn't hypnotized.
But I liked her so I said "ok cool, I'll be Your hubby, but You gotta let me propose first, cause I always wanted to do that." and went back to my apartament to retrieve engagement ring (no I don't own one), then the dream ended.

>>32834829
Once, a few years ago, when I was in a hospital, I had a fever dream, where I was in some kind of huge city hall or something, trying to gather and fill in the papers for something very important and there was a kikimora, I think, who kept me from leaving until I'm done with the papers. It quickly devolved into a typical nonsensical nightmare with me desperately trying to google the exact weight of a cheese wheel and such, but the girl was pestering me with her 'You can't leave without filling in all the papers', 'You need to fill in the papers' 'Just get the papers already' until I woke up.

I want to see a Alex Jones-ish Rata go on a rant about The Order putting chemicals in the water that is turning aquatic monster girls gay.

>>32836778
Welcome to Tucker Carlsquirrel Tonight

>>32836778
>pre husbanded Alex Jones ranting about Druella monaterizing villages by poisoning the water supplies.
>post husbanded Alex Jones ranting about Order making shark girls gay
>post unification Alex Jones who now depraved of conflict rants about Danuki taking over financial institutions

>>32836909
>I rant, therefore I am

>>32834829
I had a weird moment of being sort of half asleep where I swear I felt my Titania wife get in bed next to me and cuddle up only to come to a second later and be disappointed that nothing was there

>>32836774
"Papers" was a metaphor anon. I'm sorry but you missed your shot.

>>32836908
That's one stiff piece of paper.

>>32827854

Dp Centaurs like to shot put? I feel like they'd be great at track&field

Can creeping coins change their coin material due to shapeshifter-ness, or is it a born/genetic trait? If so, would each metal have its own personality type?
> Tomboy copper creeping coin that constantly wants to dominate you, but has insecurities about self-worth
> Posh platinum creeping coin that just wants to provide for you and have you dote on her
> Eccentric bitcoin creeping coin that's always trying to get you to buy into her next mlm type scheme, but they always seem to work out for her
> Exotic cowry shell creeping coin with an instagram full of beach photo shoots, but is also surprisingly knowledgeable about world history

>>32825398

>Not demanding she bend over so you can rail her realpussy while you aggressively french her tail

>>32836908

Based Tucker poster

>20 years in the cuddle pit

You mean, my bedroom?

>>32836908
That stuff reads like the newsreel at the bottom of the screen in Sim City