/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sakia viewing going through her initiation by viewing /bmsg/ for the first time

>>32755798
>Not a BM OP
Oh good schizo doesn’t have any reason to samefag spam out this thread so maybe we will get through a whole day without autism. Fingers crossed

>>32755798
is that kurashima sara?

>>32756034
Doesn't matter what the OP is, he'll always find a way to be retarded. Some of the worst autism-fits he had were in OneFive-threads. I predict a lot of "calling Sara ugly" and pity bumps itt.

>>32755915
I highly doubt that

>>32757203
no it's true. you'd know if you watched the latest fresh.

>>32757268
Whats even good in fresh? No one seems to talk about it

>>32757329
what's even good in fresh? how about our cute girls

>>32756034
>>32756257
why are you frustrated? cuz the mods ignored you last thread? lol

I love this nutty girl like you wouldnt believe

>>32757717
Me too. I wanna secks her tight nostrils.

>>32757760
I would really prefer if you didn't do that

>>32757717
>>32757974
Oooohhhh I'm nooooooooootiiinnnggg

>>32757760

Hinata is too pure to understand that there are weird sex weirdos who would SNIFFFFFFFFFF this picture through their monitor haha but not me though haha imagine

Peefarta Sharto sucks

>>32758246
She knows that very well, she's dealing with some of the most perverted wota out there

>>32758333
Hello!

>>32758333
I wonder what her Roppongi smells like

>>32757974
You don't think she'd be into that?

>>32758316
No she is a pure and wholesome maiden

>>32758457
Nah, she knows exactly what her wota fans want, this is what they want
>>32758501

>>32758368
>>32758418
>>32758446
Kano is not for lewding

>>32758579
too bad there's never been another green pistacho nut space princess play since then

another pure threado?

M-maybe

>>32759231

>>32759520

>>32758658
she's for trimming

>>32760028
I wish I could find that thread. The picture where Remini put teeth on Yui's tongue was fucking funny

>>32759520
>>32759231

>>32759520

rmemba when she was not a locked away skeleton

>>32759820

>>32760716
Good post

>>32760908

SaraYuzu Instaraibu tommorow!

>>32761164
Right before SaraYuzu Take 2!
Good day tommorrow

meanwhile maaya is in horny jail for real :(

>>32761308
I highly doubt that

>we got miku instead of hasuka
Kuramoto is a faggot

>>32760860

>>32761353

>>32761525
Ursa here, delete this filth

>>32761525
the way she moves her hips proves that she had s*x before

>>32761653
No it doesn't. I can move my hips like that and, well... nevermind.

Hinata sells her used socks

Hana sells sandwiches

Hana hands out flyers for minimum wage

Hana could never maintain her lifestyle on a minimum wage, she obviously has alternative revenue streams

>>32762329
Her lifestyle is spend $60 on neon diarrhea food at disneyland a week and $60 on meme cafes. Not exactly a lavish lifestyle.

Hana is sakula gakuon idol

>>32760860
>>32761387

>>32762577
Lol

You guys need to leave my humble,blue collar, dollar store loving wife alone. Just cause She’s not a gold digging twat like your waifu.

>>32762681
at least my wife isn't a tranny looking robot

>>32762681
You know she will marry some rich CEO very soon, she was made to be a trophy wife

>>32762753
And? Who’s talking about Su anyway?

>>32762799
cope. Su is beautiful

>>32762852
THis

>>32762931
Only 3.9cm taller than sakai

>>32757717
You also love dicks. So your opinion is worthless.

>>32761935
if you can move your hips like that anon then it means you had sex. Someone put it up your butt.

>>32762577
Good thing it's not your profession.

>>32762931
>>32762979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcfvPKWazFU

>>32763561
Jesus she is such a midget, why'd it have to be horse jockey family tree

pity bump

>>32763391
>https://note.com/officialonefive/n/nbfe98d33888f
lol anon it's kano's designs

>>32762577
Better than Soyo's fake piano-playing

Oh, its their lips on the left! Sneaky Kano I wonder where she got that idea from to rotate them like that.

>>32763790
Those of us with midget fetishes are perfectly fine with it. Ayami and Ooga AV when?

>>32765250
Ooga is a good midget, Ayami is a deformed garden gnome

Mi amada esposa

>>32764959
Good thing it's not her profession.

>>32765412
Roasted books, my favorite

>>32755798
when did yuzu get big tiddies?

>>32765800
she sucked all the milk from sara's tiddies and the milk went right to her own tiddies

>>32765380
>>32765412
>>32765439
Housewife Kurumi, barefoot and pregnant, as she was supposed to be

>>32760028
i was in the middle of jacking off to onefive webms and then i accidentally open this. fuck you, anon.

>>32765098
Me on the right

>>32766245
Even horrible Remini-abomination Su has more sex-appeal than OneFart

>>32766371

>>32766724
walltext triggering in t-minus 5 minutes

^Haha, oh wow. I didn't expect that again. Just fuck off already. Seriously. I can gaurantee that Kano would rather be in BM rather than OneFive. Want to know how I know? Because girls don't like using SNS. You see I work in the public sector (Wal-Mart) and I wouldn't want people to know my SNS, so therefore Kano wouldn't either. She just wants her privacy. In fact she's probably jealous of MOMO-METAL, who I might add has dozens of people talking about her on twitter about how her dad is famous. Seriously, just get out and take a breath, get some exercise, find a hobby like woodoworking or something. Alright my 15 minute break is up, gotta get back to my aisles.

>>32767067
>You see I work in the public sector (Wal-Mart)
Im actually kol (kekking out loud) good stuff good stuff

How much money will we have to pay to get Yui back?

No amount of money will ever convince her to come back to those creep motherfucking goblin subhuman coomer fans, ever. She is happy move the fuck on

She's happily married to me and we live in Japan countryside in the high mountains

>>32768036
Thsi

>>32767067
big happy peach cat

>>32765412
>kurumi where did you put all those jewish books i lent you

>>32767999
this

What happened to Soyo? It was her TikTokTurn yesterday.

>>32769963
date night with me turned into late night s*x with me

>>32769963
>What happened to Soyo?
Who cares except you and one other desperate, easily amused sex pervert?

>>32770043
you cared enough to reply fag

in a parallel universe, bm is doing midriff game

>>32770086
Ugly nerd girl enabler.

reminder suzuka tummy is ayaka level of perfect

I edited the mediocrity out of this picture, everyone save it now.

>>32770218
yep. her tummy is so perfect it causes him to hate other pretty girls like kokona as well because pretty girls remind him of soyo

huh mikibros!?

Aint ironic by the time she proposed tummy game, she was the only one who didnt show it by then. Was she just slut shaming the others?

I like babymetal's music

>>32770218
for bites

>>32770377
Why is she enjoying it so much?

>>32770576
beautiful DisNEET hana

>>32771138
Can you blame her?

>>32770043
this

>>32770377
Now I need to piledrive 2 kokocunts

>>32758418
I wish I had wife whose Kano's body propotion. I really want to bite those arms.

>>32760956
Momoe is older here than Su-metal was at the Legend 1997 concert.

>>32770218
I sniff her neck Joe Biden style

>>32770218
Fak news

>>32769963
Control your desires

>>32770043
this

Aiko still missing.

su and moa look like grannys now

>>32773121

>>32773088
>>32773121
in that photo they are caked up in makeup because of TV broadcasts and UltraHD cameras. Su doesn't have the best skin :'(

>>32760956
I hug Momoe all day everyday.

>>32760908
SG Moa best Moa

>>32773088
I hate it when corona virus takes away my phone and wi-fi password for 3 months

>>32773396
Kano is pegging Momoe here.

>>32773186
my main thing is why is Su so tan now, she used to be porcelain

>>32773121
this

>>32773553
standard procedure
try 3 years

>>32773186
What uggo mains always say about their goblinfus

>>32773186
Not this

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEaxHak/

I wanna eat Ooga’s cooking

>>32774518
>https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEaxHak/

Better than Haachama.

alright but who is the closest jav actress that looks like miku kobato

Confession. I don’t have a job. I am obsessed with how much I hate BMfags. I call people cringetsunes because I am unable to handle anything I dislike having fans and being successful. I argue with people for human interaction and try to get attention from people who btfo’d me in the past because nobody loves me. I only samefag bait, kek, this, and give myself YOUs because I can’t handle that nobody agrees with my opinions. I act like an asshole and I know it’s childish but I’m addicted to this general. It’s the only place I’ve ever felt I belonged and yet I shit the place up irrationally just to feel like I can have some impact on something. I know @onefive’s music is shit, Soyo isn’t a top beauty, and Ayaka is a sleaze, but I refuse to let BMfags, who are fans of something I hate so much, criticize anything I like. I’m socially awkward so all I know how to do is regurgitate memes and insults. Please give me Yous walmart anon. You’re the only friend I have UwU

>>32776420
It’s okay master. Everyone knows this already.

>>32776420
This

>>32776420
It’s very strong of you to come to terms with this. I’m proud of you schizo anon. Next step is talking to a therapist. Good luck in your recovery

>>32776420
You need a job, seriously. Less than a year, SG is closed, no SG contents anymore, fukeis will leave this gen and only bmfags left. This place can't survive with only bmfags here, so this gen is closed too. The so called "place you belong" is gone, you need to think what to do afterwards.

>>32775459
I used to think Rinon had no soul for being the only one to not cry at graduations but then there is Hana who shows does not show any emotion ever.

>>32776420
schizo is walltexting now? we jumped timelines bros.

>>32776683
>no SG contents anymore, fukeis will leave this gen and only bmfags left

So the thread will be purged of pedophiles and creeps? How is this a bad thing?

>>32776822
tfw we can finally have good threads

is there a mega folder for bm pics?

>>32770218
saaraaaa

>walltext anon fails to larp as schizo and samefags his post several times
Now this is just cringe, you are better than this brother but now you have become the very thing you hate the most. You let him win.

Hey im a 50 year old white guy who can't speak a word of japanese and ends konnichiwa with a わ, do I belong here?

>>32773121
Dressed like grannys

>>32779228
He is like a virus, first he makes you report his posts that will never be deleted, then comes the walltexting (stage 2), then eventually when he has taken over his host they mutate into another schizophrenic that will act in his stead while he is afk (which is what we are witnessing). God i fucking hate him.

>>32776420
>bmfaggot was butthurt enough to post this
>on concert season
is it really that bad bros

>>32779228
>you have become the very thing you hate the most
Damn that shit deep. Mans literally turned walltext-san to the dark side thats some star wars type shit

>>32758720
got some pistachios

pro tip: i always win

>>32780382
You made him your bitch unironically

>>32780382
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

is there a name for those lads who buy expensive photo gear to go around the city picturing cuties in events?

also how do they hire idols like kurumi or risa for a se$$ion

>>32779228
If he wanted to win all he had to do was ignore him but now he just looks like a complete faggot

>>32779228
This

>>32780382
I would always just ignore your baits but since he wants to start image spamming now to hide his shame I'll give you a pity (you)

How do I get a job at walmart?

>>32781589
Is she also a massive bitch like maaya?
Cus she looks nothing like her.

>>32781559
1. Apply to job
2. Post at least 2 essays on online pedo forum a day
3. Get job
4. Continue to post essays on pedo forum during 8 dollar an hour breaktime
5. Purchase pedo forum merch
6. Keep repeating step 4
7. Kill yourself

>>32781643
shes like mariri iykwim

>>32781856
I think im just going to skip to step 7

bootleg gakuin

>>32781856
So when he stops walltexting we know he killed himself? Alright let's all pray that happens soon.

>>32781559
have a good resume and/or hopefully they really need workers

Also when you fill out the questionaire or w.e where they ask you how you would react to an employee stealing, talking bad about their boss, or how you would help a customer make sure to answer like a total shill, if it's a 1-5 rating system on how you feel towards a good or bad subject put 5/5 on good subjects and 1/5 on bad subjects.

Because the applications are all online you're basically taking a test graded by a machine so you just have to answer questions like a bot

>>32781856
Alright thanks

/bmsg/ thread in /r9k/ when

>>32779228
>you are better than this
doubt

Guess who

>>32782698
herman li forehead bitch

>>32782151
I used to want Hana's hair follicles but now I want her hair follicles

>>32776227
Go ask in the bandmaid gen, fag

>>32782671
Repipedos deserve the rope

>>32782403
Stop posting boys, fucktard

>>32767067
kek this triggered @32776420 hard

>>32782975
there isn't one?
is there?

Gamer girls Yudumi and Sara in 4 hours!!

>>32783153
fag

>>32783356
More than you can imagine

>>32779324
Mochiron

Is FRESH still going?

Sara Kurashima loves me the most

can't wait for this bitch to get into a scandal as well
so we'll no longer have to deal with any more goblinas

cope, moa is pure

>>32784246
>>32784258
>>32784267
>>32784278
moemoe art ho

>>32783051
oh yes baby tie me up

>>32784391
MOOOOODS!!!!!!

>>32784246
>>32784258
>>32784267
>>32784278
Wtf is this?
90's fashion is betty's thing

>>32785259
Momoko is so fat and I LOVE IT

Sara Yuzu 2?

https://streamable.com/95r8tv

>>32786141
lmao

>>32779228
Dont larp as me you wannabe bitch. i’m being sincere for once. i have a serious problem and I need help.

>>32786141
they/them metal btfo, yet again!

right this minute i’m posting that I need help on my android while i insult transunes and spam on my pc. i cant stop my urge to be toxic. its another me controlling me

Never, ever go on a diet please

please screencap this and remind me when I lose clarity, I can't help myself. Ive made near half of the posts in this thread by myself. I want to stop

>>32780749
No idea who Risa is but those CandyZoo-sloots offer photo-ops every month. They have special themed events where you can photograph them in a specific environment and clothing style

Lmfao y'all need jesus. on god.

>>32786710
don’t listen to this. it’s just walltexter pretending to be me. I’m the king forever

>>32773735
They are all a lot more "tan" than they look on TV, except for maybe Sana or Yaka. Someone post that SG-pic from last year where they didn't use the whitening filter. Su was always brown as fuck, you fags used to laugh about that make-up free "Cambodian Orphan" pic all the time

>>32786710
this

>>32786773
this

>>32786781
definitely related to koba
all of them

>>32786813
Su father outbrowns Koba

>>32786830
kek he must have been hitting the beach hard, he didn't look like that in his rock band days

>>32786858
Looks a bit sunburnt to be fair, yes

>>32786777
We know master

Next girl that is posted i fap to

>>32786910
Oh look its walltext faggot on the way to his walmart job

I hate ugly kitsunes and I am walltext anon and I am a rihofag and I kiss soyo eyelashes and I miss yui and I argue with myself every day. I am a pitfag and I am pedo shamer. I make fame charts and then shit on my own charts. I can't help myself I'm sick bros.

>>32786873
embarrassing faggot don't @ the fakers

>>32786942
kek this one hit a nerve

Damn what is going on? Did schizo get some ultra post nut clarity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHIqYXN7bvM

>>32787043
shut up moafag stop involving yourself

>>32787043
You find the back of someone's uvula "lewd"???? What the fuck is wrong with you cringesunes holy fuck

>>32787144
How new are you? Koba banning open mouth photos etc. Search it

>>32787144
This one hit a nerve apparently ^

>>32787144
They are the most sex deprived people on earth, they will fap just seeing a centimeter of leg skin

>Posts confession
>Deletes it
>Starts shitposting again
WTF? I guess he lost to his demons?

>>32787043
This

pity bump

>>32787313

>>32787344
Thank you master. I, schizo larper, am your bitch and will continue to develop your lore like the good little bitch that I am.

yeah yeah whatever don't @ me

>>32787344
this

Hurry up and keep pity bumping damnit this thread reeks of mental illness we need a new one now

Nothing is ever truly deleted

>>32787907
Damn, sounds like he really need some help

>>32787907
>>32788038

>>32787413

>>32788091
Damn wtf he really does need help, he is doing schizos evil biddings now? Ha what a good little bitch i guess

>>32787413
What did you mean by this walltext-kun?

SaraYuzu instalive now

Fuck off

>>32787907
So let me get this straight. He went lucid for a while, admitted to it, then deleted it and went full meltdown denial mode?

>>32788224
>>32788291
>>32788308
tbf, sara can' be heard and yuzu deepthroatin the mic

>>32788091
So let me get this straight. Walltext virgin is larping as schizo then openly admits to being his personal bitch toy to push his agenda?

>>32788291
How do you take screenshots without the fricking overlay?

>>32781089
>>32781459
Our beautiful hardworking girl

lmao schizo what did you do? this walltext guy really frustrated lol

>>32788569
Snipping Tool

@32788583
i basically made him my bitch

>>32788583
Holy fuck, spoiler that Junji Ito shit, kowaii as fuck

>>32788224
Ended quickly cuz dumbass sara can't fix her mic

You already asked for help >>32786710
and now you’re just blaming your alter ego or whatever. Contradicting much?

>>32788682
Also cuz SaraYuzu Take 02 is on rn

pity bump
also @32788706 is my bitch toy

>>32788725
Just trying to help since you askd. But fuck it. Back to ignoring textposters.

SaraYuzu show looks more fun than SaraMegu.

>>32788853
Megu is not allowed to play video games

>>32788619
eyy you really wanna play this game? don't fuck with my cute waifu.

>>32788926
Yui at her worst > Mongmoe at her best

>>32788880
Bruh, i like sara megu tho

I kiss The Soyo today

>>32789862
you get the herpes today

>>32788951
Love Momoko, but that's true
But to be fair, Yui is GOAT

>>32789862

>>32790053
She looks like that one chinese lady in every chinatown anywhere

>>32790053
She knows she's the best.

>>32786830
Me on the right (sea chad)

>>32788063
True

>>32780749
They're called freelance photographers
They don't hire models unless they have a business opportunity for them, and would just reach out to their agent like everyone else and it's basically up to the agent if you're legit or not. Otherwise if a model likes their work they will hire them personally.

Instead of spending years jumping through a bunch of hoops you could right away just take pics at public idol events and post the best pics on twitter and the rest on your personal blog/website and also occasionally do research to improve the photos you take. This would give you community recognition which = legitimacy. If thomas malone had a better disposition he totally could have become an official translator. Maybe.

It's something i'm thinking of doing too. Not trying to get hired or anything but just going to events and taking lots of hd pics and posting them on twitter, to give back to the community that has given me so much.

>>32790909
I think it's just idol-otakus taking these, I've seen them post these shots followed by those usual cheki-polaroids. CandyZoo advertises those private photo-session every few weeks

>>32788224
>>32788291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7fmKgn42Y4

>>32788951
yes yui is greater useless fat fuck.

>>32788853
>>32789059
poor yuzu and megu trying hard to keep up just because sara is boring and a killjoy.

>>32791670
Yes, she is still better and more popular despite not having done anything but eating chicken nuggets, playing Animal Crossing and watching Ayaka's various movies and TV-shows in the last 3+ years. No matter how much Shrekmoe gyrates with her featureless body on TikTok, she will never be even half as popular

>>32756034
This post aged like milk.

I actually developed a headache catching up in this thread. More than that, I'm triggered at the fact that all of my detective anon assumptions could have been completely wrong.

I assumed it was a childish opinionated weirdo arguing excessively with other opinionated anons over any minor disagreement or troll thrown his way. But now, with today's meltdown, it sort of makes more sense if all of the arguments and multiple parties involved are unironically schizophrenic multiple personalities sort of playing house / verbal sparring.

In hindsight argument has been very conveniently tit for tat, and then "both parties" just stop replying. After every argument the "defeated party" gets a nickname and gets "baited into arguing again" at the drop of a hat without any lag in responses.

As much as it pains me to say I was probably totally wrong, it makes more sense now the "people" calling a shitposting anon by the nickname "schizo" and fighting repeatedly would actually be a self aware schizophrenic himself.

All I know for sure anymore is that regardless of the truth, the real unfortunate ones in this deal are the rest of us average anons just trying to post cute girls doing cute things.

t.nolongerconfidentinbeingcalleddetectiveanon

>>32791879
haha your waifu got kick out for being fat and now she's dead

>>32792186
someone enhance the image and decipher the reflection in Miku's eyes. Is her boyfriend holding the webcam?

>>32792186
didn't read. fuck off and don't use miku next time.

>>32792186
>reddit spacing
>walltext

a classic of our ages

https://vocaroo.com/lGgVfYa7vNC

>>32792708

>>32791000
Oh lol i misunderstood completely, yeah you're right

>>32792186
I've always assumed that much. Not a surprise.

>>32793113
samefag

>>32793137
Go to bed schizoid. It's normal posting hours.

>>32792916
Trust the plan

>>32793242
>normal
>walltext
>samefag
>tryhard bait edit
you go to bed faggot

>>32792186
Implying schizo is moaspammer too? I have a hard time believing he has that many Moa pics on his HD.

>>32786643
*slurp* *slurp*

>>32793113
this

>>32793321
>>32793321
The biggest samefag on the planet calls me samefag after he samefags for hours Inceeeeptiooon

>>32793511
Delicious

>>32793511
>https://vocaroo.com/lGgVfYa7vNC
fat, talentless

>>32793912
gay, has erectile dysfunction

ah

>>32782698
That's Nene of course

>>32773088
>>32773141
To all of these moralists bm fans. Babymetal:

>>32795414
Wow, I have the same shirt as Ayaka. Am I cool now?

>>32795414
lol they pity bump bm

>>32795424
>Star Wars
Holy cringe

>>32795441
Lololol

>>32795471
Is so nerd like bm actually

>>32795768
>>32795768
>>32795768

>>32784258
Momoe looked at me again with that smarmy and disrespectful expression. I couldn't take it any more. I got up and pinned her against the wall and grabbed her crotch in my palm with a firm squeeze. Pressing my body against hers I whispered something in her ear. She tried to turn away but I had her tight. With my other hand I grabbed her by the neck and she turned her face up to mine. Her eyes were wide, her mouth slightly open. I felt her relax slightly. I grabbed her pussy tighter through her jeans and began to squeeze it, slowly at first, then faster, forcing my middle finger stongly up into her crotch. I could feel a heat and dampness there. She pressed herself back against my violating hand and wrapped her arms around me. She said something and closed her eyes, moving with my hand, holding me tight, opening her legs a little wider. The dampness was obvious now through her jeans, I gripped her pussy tightly then relaxed, then tighter again. She was breathing heavily now, pressing against me, and I against her. Faster, faster. Her breath was labored and she was moaning now, surrendering everything, completely lost in the moment. And then, her legs began to quiver, she buried her face in my chest and I had to hold her up, her jeans were wet now under my hand. She came quickly, unexpectedly, thrusting against me, over and over. My hand was wet as she ground against me. With one final cry she clamped her thighs on my hand and then slowly relaxed. I let her slide to the floor in a heap. I didn't even try to hold her up. I stood there over her. Her head hung low, her hair a mess and over her face. She said nothing. I brought my hand up slowly and sniffed her essence, a sharp and sweet aroma. Delicious. She slowly looked up at me. Without a word I turned and walked back to the couch and sat back, looking out a window. Suddenly bored.
I looked back to her, she was looking at me with a mix of hate or shock, it really didn't matter.
"Go clean yourself up," I said to her with disgust.

>>32795910
Kelly Marcel can’t write and she’d still laugh at this edgy fanfiction.