/jp/ - Otaku Culture

THEY ARE

Gura is a whore.

Why are we getting slower anons....

Gura is cute! CUTE!

Good night and god bless

Jenma is an angel

Calli lust.

i love this idiot!

PLACE YOUR BETS
WHAT WILL THE COLLAB BE

>>32771367
Chickenfags on suicide watch

BASED

Ojii-chan loves Gura, you should love her too!

>http://poal.me/4umete
>deadbeats will claim it's rigged
huh

I HATE this detective, and there is nothing you can do about it!

Mori LOVE.
Her autism is adorable!

Just wanted to let you know that I love Reine and all of you should support her and her friends!

>>32771386
I voted for Mori
t. Chumbud

>>32771380
I don't think that's how the joke goes

>>32771373
Jenma is Amelia's real sister

>>32771367
TICK TOCKING

>>32771348
I love Ina too!
And she loves all of her fans

>>32771389
B-but why?

>>32771367
INTERLINKED

care for a skribbl /hlgg/ edition? https://skribbl.io/?wwdxT8dzbUFG

>>32771373
who's jenma?

Ame's Magical Mystery Collab IS ____________

>No stream reservation yet
Who do we blame and why is it Mori?

TE WO AGETE CLAP YOUR HANDS

>>32771368
I'd creampie her asshole

>>32771367
I like how Kiara put the collab on Ina's channel because it fits her theme

reminder that a lot of anti/u/schizos are mentally ill takofags

>>32771394
I won't

Bros I think I'm developing a parasocial relationship with Ina. I don't think this is healthy, how to fix it? I just want to enjoy her streams but end up falling in love with her and imagining a life together.

>>32771367
cult leaders

>>32771389
There is.

>>32771367
Where's the "don't look at the rolling counter, they have the same growth rate!!!" fag today?

Not trying to dick measure, but how long do you think Mori's marathon will remain the most superchat'd EN stream? I don't see anything beating it until a hypothetical 3D stream, and even then I'm not so sure.

BROTHERS

>>32771386
it's rigged
t. deadbeat

>>32771417
me

>>32771389
But she's so cute...

Name a single moment in HoloEN that can compete with this clip
https://youtu.be/Mw0o06Mie3Y

>>32771369
Because these threads are fucking dog shit filled with lolcow regulars

>>32771379
I'm hoping for Drawful (or Jackbox in general)

Ina is sticking her fingers up your ass!

>>32771376
Mori lust

GURA IS A LIGHT FOR YOU
When all other lights go out

Here are your numbers for today.

>>32771367
BOTH CAPABLE OF GIVING ME AN ERECTION

Poruka oruka?

>>32771430
Hey, me too!

>>32771394
Anya's really been growing on me as something other than the ID ogey

>>32771412
Start

>>32771386
I voted for Mori and I don't even watch her just to spite you

>>32771379
AmexCoco!

For someone with a hand fetish, Ame sure treats her hands like shit.

Sitting down with our cute little devil Towa while she continues the quirky and calming puzzle game called When the Past was Around.
While Roberu hosts his daily café talk, addressing his kaiginikis and calling the based department.
So friends, where we at?

>>32771413
https://youtu.be/05VaS3vmAao?t=4217
>My manager is not Enma, there is more than one person
>Although I do understand the idea of having one big persona to put all the managers toghether
>that being enma-san, but my manager mentioned it would cool if there was like a design like Enma but for her specifically
>So that would be Jenma okay my manager is Jenma

>>32771417
Korone

>>32771400
I did the same
t. ametard

>>32771412
Hey, I organized these before. Nice to see someone else do it though.

>>32771417
a whore

>>32771443

>>32771369
the 2hus are an endangered species since the moderation changes, somebody's gotta think of them

>>32771411
He can't fuck her

I miss the norfCHADS

>>32771466
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>32771442
Watching them backspace to spell properly is a funny contrast to watching Gura backspace to add misspellings to words

>>32771367
my two favorite ENs

>>32771449
her fingers are too dainty
i need more

>>32771430
Try your best to find a woman IRL with several of the qualities you live in Ina.

>>32771379
It fits Ina's "theme" so I assume something drawing related, otherwise I'm not certain.

>>32771453
What if there are no other lights besides her?

>>32771430
Oi! Me too!

>>32771465
>Jenma getting jealous of ENma
c-cute

>>32771417
Her boyfriend [Spoiler]__me[/spoiler]

>>32771430
I've been at this point for weeks now.

>>32771479
Good one, Ina!

>>32771417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbwpKNYJfjs

I-is it true, lads?

gsy vsy

2 hours 50 minutes

What are we suppose to do till then?

>>32771449

>>32771465
Doesn't this just mean Kiara doesn't understand who Enma is?

>>32771413
Basically Kiara's OC

>>32771389
That's fine. I'll love her twice as much to make up for you!

>>32771479
so it is the oni?

>>32771485
they almost killed us this morning, no mercy

>>32771479
wtf Ina
and i was just singing your praises

>>32771417
pewdiepie

>>32771507
ctrl + s

>>32771437
I hate that stupid black circle over all the girls' noses. It looks retarded.

>>32771386
>http://poal.me/4umete
It's definitely rigged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2h8UsCaCgI

You lads are going to watch Twi sing later, aren't you? Assuming you're a member, that is.

BREEDING Enma!

Did someone order the mamaloni without the mamaloni?

>Listen to the song that one guy linked with Gorilla last thread
>Damn he has a fucking amazing voice
>Look at my suggested video
>see this https://youtu.be/zsBD66Sa5Yg

What the FUCK? Collabing with Sora for a song? Is he a Hololive approved male or something? Either way holy shit his harmonizing with Sora is fucking incredible, how can one beefy boi like this sound so angelic?

>>32771464
hand fetish doesn't always mean clean soft etc
some like it rough and shit

Here's your Enma and Jenma (True).

>>32771524
No? Shes always made it clear she has her own manager, and Ina clearly talks of Enma as an individual.

>>32771479
Hilarious, Ina

>>32771430
I'm right there with ya buddy. The good news is, we WILL be spending the rest of our lives with her, since she talks often about looking back when we're old takos on old times

>>32771367
Equals

I love Amelia Watson.

no one will notice that I am a nigger

>>32771499

>>32771430
I'm the same and I hate myself for it, I don't even know why...

>>32771479
Are you still mad Ayame didn't comment on your art Ina?

>>32771545
AWAY

look at these thighs.
designed for smooching.

I noticed Ame likes to put some distance between herself and her fans, but she's the one with the Goslingposters. Calli seems more like the Gosling type with her GFE vibes. Even Kiara. Ame not so much. I don't think I've ever hear or seen her flirt with her chat.

>>32771497
What if Kiara was talking about Ina's eldritch side.

>>32771367
I still think that Ame should have played HL2 because she would tell backsaters to fuck off, poor Ina

(Posted the wrong vid the first time)

Is it true, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM5dkXcfHS4

POLKA SIT ON MY FACE

>>32771543
Of course I am!

>>32771379
Wasn't this image made because Gura was late to her debut? It's kinda ironic how Mori is the one waking her up despite the fact that she was the one sleeping at the time.

>>32771379
Worms

>>32771505
best part is Kiara would message Jenma while she sketched her asking for how she wanted to look, so it was just like what Ina did with Enma
>>32771524
No? Enma is a singular person

>>32771459
Anya feels like the ID version of a valley girl archetype colloquially called "the trader joes gnome" and it makes me want to hang out with her and cook pumpkin spice waffles.

>>32771411
>>32771432
>>32771441
>>32771530
I LOVE THIS DETECTIVE
Shitposting, but I felt kind of bad, so here. AMELOVE

>>32771563
https://files.catbox.moe/reobyj.webm

>>32771520
Seethe and schizopost as usual, anon

>>32771379
broken picture phone or sketch io

>>32771545
The no one...

>>32771548
>Is he a Hololive approved male or something?
Wasn't he collabing with Aki the night before? Anyways, he's not a man, he's a Gorilla. So it's okay.

>>32771444
The digits don't lie

>>32771367
UNDERRATED

Watching haachama's lastest stream makes me wonder why she makes so many references to the western culture. Is she half white? I don't think she would get it all just by living in Australia.

>>32771482
>the sadness in her eyes
>gura's smile
Ina lied about bringing Gura's sunshine back...

>>32771430
I love Ina too!

>>32771497
Would be kind of shitty to coerce Ame into a drawing-based activity.

>>32771520
I'm taking a nap, see you in 2&1/2 hours.

Please don't take bad bait while I'm gone.

>>32771430
You simply live with the pain. Weirder too, because she's not even my oshi.

>>32771479
This is funny Ina

>>32771578
Porka sitting on your face would kill you.

>>32771430
stop watching her, it's what I had to do
>>32771492
haha

>>32771571
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
Fuck off.

>>32771571
We can't help it, she just keeps getting cuter than usual even when she isn't trying.

Guys...I've been awake for 24 hours, I spent all night watching streams and the last few semi-dead hours doing my work up til this point...should I stay up for the collab? I can feel myself fading...

>>32771577
no.

>>32771379
Pictionary.

>>32771583
how does loserbait keep getting away with it

>>32771577
>accidentally talked about her type
She mentions her thirst for manlets every other stream...

>>32771583
>Enma is a singular person
Enma is confirmed multiple people and confirmed to be 1-2 males by Ina, Kiara, and Ame (and Mori)

>>32771615
That's the best part

>>32771379
unironically, scribble.io

>>32771430
I already accepted that I'm in love with Ninomae Ina'nis of Hololive English.

Gentlemen, I hope the collab is fantastic.

>>32771632
Then there's hope!

>>32771596
She's Filipeño

>>32771585
I love this detective and I'm not shitposting!

>>32771417
Ame from another timeline

>>32771634
>Enma is confirmed multiple people

No, they all have different "names". Enma is Enma. Jenma is a thing. We don't know who the half retard managing Mori is.

>>32771366
Why nobody told me the shark as this cute?

>>32771596
Chammers is an actual internet raised zoomer, she amalgamates random portions of culture from every country with a semi relevant internet presence.

>>32771451
Reaper lust

>>32771634
No she isn't and on top of that Mori also seems to have her own manager separate from Enma and Jenma

>>32771585
I'll love her twice as much regardless!

>>32771616
Not him, but not watching her hasn't worked at all for me.

>>32771573
Horror game collab? Are there any Lovecraft/Eldritch Horror themed multiplayer games?

>>32771430
>oh no I'm so scared aaaaaaaa the parasocial relationship save me niggerman
Either accept it or shut up.

>>32771631
He's a translator
>>32771583
>Kiara would message Jenma while she sketched her asking for how she wanted to look
And this is kiara's sketch she plans to make a full body in a later art stream

>>32771479
ina, don't say that

https://twitter.com/Dinoartforame/status/1354231931429335042?s=20

>>32771394
I beliebe in you Reine !

>>32771430
I just have to constantly remind myself it's not a thing and to just enjoy her at a surface level. It doesn't work but at least it keeps me grounded in reality.

>>32771466
Ojou pantsu...

>MORI BOUGHT TWO KAZOOS AND THOUGHT THEY WERE BROKEN AND WERE MISSING SOME INTERNAL COMPONENT
>she had bought a third one before chat told her how to play it
Every time.

>>32771464
I wonder what Gura's feet care routine is like. Bet she exfoliates and moisturises them.

>>32771573
I don't trust Kiara to be able to differentiate character theme from artistic specialty, so it could be either. Or it could be fucking Octodad for all I know?

>>32771661
Do you even read the threads?

>>32771631
They need someone with no ethics whatsoever to lurk these threads

>>32771449
That's not the only thing she's going to stick up your ass.

the collab will be really great and your oshi will be extra cute during it

>>32771430
i embraced it
it's what gets me through the day

>>32771663
>No she isn't and on top of that Mori also seems to have her own manager separate from Enma and Jenma
correct
https://youtu.be/YRKZnRale5g?t=32592
>Manager-chan
>No not Jenma, not Enma either
>I'll share her with you guys someday

I would die for Ame.

>>32771379
discord sex

>>32771434
Fucking hell, maybe I should have phrased it better. What I meant to say is that ever since they caught up to each other, they're kept at that 5-6k difference in subs even with kiara playing debuff games while overlapping and that she might bitch about her numbers but doesn't actively pursue higher numbers that's why she doesn't do frequent karaokes, streams on slots or fill her schedule with buff games, sure she's done "stream until x subs" but she doesn't spam them. People thought that I was saying they were similar in popularity but fuck no, even I know ina's the third highest viewed EN while kiara's at the bottom.

>>32771661
Watch this get (yous)

>>32771584
What in the ever-loving FUCK is a "trader joe's gnome"? I know the grocery store chain but that only makes things more confusing.

>>32771605
Me too, see you then.

>HoloEN collab
>Zoombie karaoke
Good day

>>32771691
This is why I could never love Mori

>joined Lamy's membership after her 3d
>have already gotten a cute 3d video and an "I love you~" post
>does members posts about as often as Ame and Polka
>ASMR and JoJo watchalongs in her archives
This has already been a great investment.

*chus you* https://files.catbox.moe/gwn89e.mp4

>>32771669
Oh yeah? I'll love her thrice as much!

>>32771583
Given that Ame said it was Jenma not Enma that turned on her superchats after she forgot to enable them for priconne odds are Jenma is Master Hand_Kishi

>>32771711
It's A-chan, that's why A-chan likes her so much.

>>32771466
Right here!

>>32771661
>Flat in real life
I had hope

>>32771379
HoloEN Salmon Run would be fun but it's only up to 4 players.

>>32771647
Really?

>>32771743
A-chan likes Ina too tho

>>32771638
that giggle always goes straight to my heart

>>32771737
Oi that's a members chu

>>32771737
>posting member only chus for the peasants
Fuck you.

To the peasants: none of these are your chus, they're not intended for you, you in fact got nothing.

>>32771743
>It's A-chan, that's why A-chan likes her so much.
I mean there is still one person unaccounted for if you tally them up so it could be that last person is who Mori was talking about

>>32771661
I don't believe it.

>>32771634
I'm pretty sure Ina's the only one who ever really refers to Enma as Enma. Everyone else tends to just say my manager.

>>32771412
use this https://pastebin.com/pPEmXs19

>>32771379
Ina is going to judge everyone's drawings Gordon Ramsay style.

>>32771737
HEY I PAID FOR THOSE KISSES YOU CANT DO THIS

>>32771758
no, she's latinx

>>32771761
Sure, but everyone likes Ina, so that's a moot point.

>>32771660
>>32771663
>Enma is Enma
Yes, except no. She isn't. Kiara literally said "Enma is multiple people. It's not like one person manages all of us. Enma represents a group of people". Jenma is someone yes, but she's technically "Enma". Same for loserbait, and whoever the fuck else. The person in the discord is probably the person that played L4D2 with the girls, and seeing how there's no chumguts, it's probably them honestly, they just changed their name.

>>32771737
I love you, Guya....

>>32771736
The ENs could stand to learn a thing or two from Lamy.

>>32771581
Gura was late to her debut because of router problems, she was wide awake for it.

>FUS RO GUH!!!

>>32771758
She isn't but she drank tap water there. Probably the reason why she transformed into Haachama.

>>32771583
I remember the good old days, when loserbait was the most yab drama we had... oh how the times change

>>32771724
*streams on empty slots
damn my dyslexic ass

Which hololive girl masturbates the most?

i miss it

>>32771581
newfagchama...

>>32771596
She, like several other Holo girls, is a westaboo

>>32771791
how many people are they paying to do nothing at all?

>>32771634
You are confirmed to be retarded.

>>32771736
I'm really tempted to get Botan's membership for the GuP watchalong, I fucking love that series.

>>32771791
As we could clearly see in the Discord there's still Enma Enma and now they have decided to name the different managers. Also what does Chumguts have to do with this?

>>32771394
I love Reine, too!

>>32771724
My argument was always that all things being equal (mundane week for both) Ina's growth rate is slightly higher by default.

>>32771686
love these potatoes

>>32771686
This artist is great. I want more high quality stuff like this.

>>32771775
Ame says Enma and has always referred to her as she.

>>32771809
(you)

>>32771791
do they need that many tard wranglers?

What if Mori's manager is Loserbait?

>>32771736
Yukimin got another one, damn.

>>32771809
Polka

>Ina was talking in her latest streams about how much she loves streaming and how much it fucked over her non-holo duties
>Ina continues on to say once she has more free time she wants to do more 'creative' things for the takos
>One of the things is expanding on the lore behind her
>Gave the chat a hint: Her one glove / stocking and the knots on her clothing are all significant; ends the conversation about it by guiding chat to the end card she has claiming it's the biggest hint she can give
>Soon an EN collab occurs
>Ina, who hasn't had a collab on her own channel in months (at her own admitted insistence to collab on her partner's) holds a single PoV collab
>None of the girls are mentioning what the fuck the collab is going to be
>Except Kiara, who mentioned it's "best suited for Ina's channel"
What are the odds that the collab is going to be an Ina story-telling of HoloEN lore using OC pictures she drew with the others voicing their parts?

>>32771809
Ame is masturbating to fantasies of observing teamates's gay orgies RIGHT NOW

I HATE ALL YOUR OSHIS
But I love mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPmc4x9GnAI

Roboco-san, isn't this thumbnail a bit too sexy? Are you trying to give me a boner?

i really hope gura gets to open a bakery someday

>>32771734
Her design is so good, wish it didn't go to someone who makes you deaf

>>32771430
It depends, if you are in love with the "concept" of Ina (as in, the idealization of Ina created with our limited exposure to her) then you should simply embrace it and eventually you'll realize that you'll be much happier if, instead of looking for Ina or someone like her, you become someone like her, become somebody's Ina.
If you are in love with her, then you're screwed, remember that what we see is but a small fraction of the woman behind the avatar, it's a dangerous path with nothing but pain, accept that it's not going to happen, tank trough the pain and sadness.
Have a song to make you feel more miserable about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
I'm projecting way too fucking much

Gura just hit 2.1m subs

I wish she'd stop growing or they'd become dead subs.

>>32771775
>Everyone else tends to just say my manager.
Kiara has now started to use Jenma for Jenma like how she brought kiara dinner to eat along with the fan mail and playbuttons during the last ryza stream

>>32771736
>membershippu membershippu membershippu
>nyan nyan!
>nyan nyan!
such a small thing to do.
but I feel so much better.

>>32771791
>Kiara literally said "Enma is multiple people.
No, she didn't. You have brain problems. The are other managers, but Enma is a specific one.

>>32771754
This is why Kiara wanted to get rid of Ina.

>>32771791
Enma is whatever manager hopped into L4D to play with them. Din't be retarded.

>>32771854
Mori said 'her' with zero hesitation, though.

>>32771812
Their last Minecraft collab was really cozy, felt like they'd only just gotten the ball rolling though. Hope they do a long one again soonish.

>>32771850
>>32771814
One person can't be awake for all the retard timezones. When more ENs come they'll probably assign the same manager to multiple

>>32771850
I believe each one of them has one personal manager

>>32771859
It's not, because Kiara would have put that on her channel.

>>32771809
probably Marine or Haachama

>>32771809

>>32771859
Too good to be true. I don't think something lore related with Ina is ready just yet

>>32771809
Marine

>>32771809
Me.
t.Ina

What dynamic do Mori and Amelia have?

>>32771379
Cancelled

>>32771859
It's a puppet show and Ina is acting out a EN collab

>>32771866
RBC gets her thumbnails banned as much as Marine does, she just doesn't do as much of a song and dance about it.

>>32771904
THEY ARE

>>32771791
clearly they are walking back the "one size fits all" enma and instead letting the other managers get characters

>>32771809
Ollie

>>32771809
Amelia easily since she lives alone and seems like the kind of girl who would really go to town on herself.

Least is Ina because she lives with family and works her ass and has less opportunity to do so freely.

>>32771809
A tie between Marine, Sora, Polka, and Mori (but she only edges on stream hoping no one hears)

>>32771904
Sex

coco is shameful haato is corrupt

Ina, please put up the reserved stream already onegai...

This stream was really great. I teared up a little bit.

Tokoyami Towa...

>>32771819
apart from that she has a lot of art, variants of stuff posted elsewhere.

>>32771453
yes, she sure is.

>>32771479
Cool it Ina

>>32771868
Yeah, it's so unique that it made me question if it would stand out too much in 3D events but then I remembered she's ID.

>>32771904
Ready for the biggest, tastiest rrat you've ever seen? Okay, here it is. They're friends.

>>32771911
ARCHENEMIES!

>>32771926
haato is dead

>>32771867
Don't worry, I'll help her with that

>>32771837
yeah, like I said they have that 5-6k difference in subs now that they're caught up that I don't think it's going to widen now that ina's going to surpass kiara since they're not doing anything to boost their numbers (currently).

>>32771430
You're probably using her to fill a hole in your life. Build yourself up and find happiness within. Try new stuff, work out, learn a skill or language. Enjoy Ina but don't make her the only thing in your life.

>>32771434
>they have the same growth rate
They do. They've been pretty much even forever. The only exceptions were when Kiara would get a spike.

>Doxnigger with 5k subs
>Tons a views
>An active discord
How do I report to Cover?

>>32771871
Sharks don't stop swimming

>>32771809
Tie between Polka, Ollie, Haachama, Amelia and Marine.

>>32771932
pizza-chan...

>>32771926
found the chink

commies get the helicopter

>>32771881
Could just be her autistic Opsec

so a post in the last thread really got me thinking.
what if there was a hololive MMORPG - and holoEN had their very own raids, with each girl being the boss?

>Raid 1: Atlantis Castle
Layout: Four rooms. First room is some adds, second room is a miniboss. Third room is a puzzle. Fourth room is the boss room (throne room).
Requirements: 1000 ilvl, level 90. 14 players. Must have completed the quest: "Finding Neptune's Trident"
Mobs:
>Atlantean Knight
HP: 1500
DEF: 30
ATK: 155
ASPD: 1.5/s
Every 3 seconds, fires a large multi-directional set of 3 (5) projectiles, dealing 200 damage and slowing.

>Atlantean Mage
HP: 800
DEF: 10
ATK: 200
Ranged
ASPD: 1/s
Every 4 (2) seconds, release a beam that tracks the nearest 3 players and marks them. Marked players take 20% increased damage.

>Atlantean Cleric
HP: 2000
DEF: 0
ATK: 50
Healing, each AA is a heal.
ASPD: 1ATK/2s
Every 5 (2) seconds, heal nearby Atlantean types for 300 (500) HP

>Atlantean Guardian
HP: 5000
DEF: 150
ATK: 200
ASPD: 1/2.5s
Melee
Every 5 seconds, spawn 3 Atlantean non-guardian units

>Atlantean Bowman
HP: 1200
DEF: 15
ATK: 60
ASPD: 2/s
Every 3 seconds, fire a piercing arrow at the furthest 3 (4) players, dealing 200% damage.

BOSS

>Gawr Gura, Maiden of Water
HP: 150,000
DEF: 300
ATK: 150
ASPD: 5/s
Initiating Quote: "Who's there?"
Regular attack quote: "Hoocha!"

Phase 1 (80%+ hp)
"What are you doing here?"
Above 80% hp, Gura cycles between her first two phases. Phase 1, she lobs large water-balls (think nami q) at 12, 6, 9, or 3 o clock positions (randomly choose 2). Two players must enter each ball, within 3 seconds of it landing on the floor - or the boss will enrage and wipe the party.
While in the ball, you will take 200damage/second, so you need a healer with each individual.

Phase 2 (80%+ hp): "Haha, this is getting fun!"
Gura will swim around the middle of the room, releasing massive omnidirectional projectiles that deal 300 damage each and paralyze the player for 5 seconds.
She will continue doing this until she receives 5% HP damage. If this lasts for too long - the party will wipe.

Phase 3 (60-79% HP): "I haven't had this much fun in years!"
Gura will blink blue before jumping into the water (which surrounds the battle arena). Shrines will erect themselves at the 6 and 12 o clock position. There will be a shadow silouette of Gura in the water, reminiscent of a shark. It will either flash red on the left or right side of her head - which will indicate the direction of her slice.
If her left eye flashes red, she will do a massive slice attack on the top half of the arena. If her right eye flashes red, she will do a massive slice attack on the bottom half of the arena. This attack is an instant kill for most players at 1000 ilvl - dealing 5,000 damage def penetration.
Players will have to pick up harpoons and fire it at Gura's back to pull her out of the water. 6 harpoons is necessary, and they have to be fired onto her within a 5s interval or she will shake them off.
Upon harpooning, she will be pulled back to the arena and be temporarily vulnerable and stunned.

Phase 4 (30-59% HP): "BLOOP!!!!!!!"
Gura will return to the battle arena and summon Bloop, who will aid her in battle. Unlike his normal, cute appearance, bloop has taken on a very monstrous and warped image - a cross-breed of a leviathan and Godzilla.
Bloop will start blinking red, before firing a massive conal fire blast on the entire arena that will instantly wipe the team.
To stop this, the team has to all gather under the top or bottom shrine for invulnerability. How this is determined is Bloop will mark one of the 3 furthest players at random, and that player will be the "Shrine enabler". He must stand underneath the shrine to activate it. Bloop will also mark the closest player, the tank, and he/she will be told which shrine to gather under.
Upon surviving the flame attack, Bloop will begin throwing a fury of attacks that the tank will not survive normally - he will need a special buff zone that is dropped by Enma. This buff zone is given to the furthest player, and he/she will be marked for 3 seconds before the buff zone is deployed. They must drop the buff on the tank and quickly run back to the rest of the team, since Bloop will enrage and wipe the team if there are more than 2 people within 2m.
After this, Bloop can be attacked. Bloop shares Gura's HP pool.

FINAL PHASE (0-30% HP): "That's it.. I've had enough! SHARK MODE!"
Gura will enrage and transform into her shark mode. She'll summon 2 additional shrines at the east and west position. The arena will also be submerged into knee-level water, which slows players by 30%.
She will cycle through her previous phase attacks with this additional debuff and two shrines - making the mechanics more complicated.

Drops:
Gura's Trident [Unique, Melee Lance]
Water Maiden's Tiara [Mythical, Headgear]
Bloop's Hide [Unique, Heavy Armour]
The Ocean Ring [Mythical, Ring]
Atlantis [God Artifact]

>>32771908
A Hololive literal puppet show at any point in time would be one of the funniest things ever

>>32771897
>>32771919
>Sora

These anons know!

>>32771915
Has living with family every night ever stopped anyone from masturbating? It's not like they're in the same room. What do you think Burrito is for?

>>32771904
People who work for the same branch of the same company

I love Lamy!

>>32771959
https://cover-corp.com/report
second form

Is it possible to have multiple chats in youtube? I'd kill for a slower chat.

>>32771466
Towa is gonna have a brain aneurysm at this point.

You literally can't name 5 reasons why you hate her so much so shut up and learn to love her

Would mori cancel her superchat reading if the collab went overtime?

It's ultimately a good thing if the most vitriolic the threads have gotten lately is arguing over Enma vs Jenma shit. Better arguing imagined personifications of a manager/group of managers than endless schizo posting about the girls.

poals aren't the same after the yab...

Look at her go!

Setting my alarm for 10:45 and if the game choice sucks I'm sleeping through the night GOOD LUCK FRIENDS

>>32771904
Mori makes Ame laugh a lot.
https://streamable.com/95d8nv
https://streamable.com/jmqvuz
They should collab again partially because I like it when Ame laughs.

>woke twitter is crusading against hololive
>milk tea alliance is having an off period and china is on the offensive

>>32771995
At least it's a cute brain aneurysm. She's being cuter and dumber than usual today.

Hey kiara are you going to cry if the collab boosts Ina's channel past you again?

>>32772006
seems suspicious

>>32771968
>Mori
>Having any opsec
Good joke anon

Seeing only cute girls everywhere is why Hololive has gotten so big.

>>32771442
I wonder if Noel's been doing her reps lately, one of her New Year's goals was to get better at English...

>>32771992
ytcfilter or https://github.com/xenova/chat-replay-downloader
I run the latter and then tailf | grep the file it creates to see stuff like translation. You can do similar stuff to see what's more useful to you, and then reply to that in the normal UI

>>32771544
Is there a better 3D hentai game out or are people still stuck with Koikatsu / CM3D2 after so many years? Havent been keeping up.

>>32772012
What does any of that mean?

>>32772012
what?

>>32771959
Burner account and post lolis, then samefag a report to Discord. That's a second option.

>>32771903
Post this on twitter

>>32771968
Mori is many things, but here is what she is not:
Good at opsec, or being someone who even pays it any mind
Good at acting
Good at lying when put on the spot
Good at keeping secrets

>>32771904
GFE arms race

I'm so mad at the japs for killing Towa's voice

>>32771731
The "trader joes gnome" is a short homely girl who is detached from the troubles of the world and loves trader joes products 50% for the surface level appeal and 50% for the ease of use. She's not an airhead, she just doesn't care to pay attention to anything but her own life and the trader joes catalog. You can see them at Trader Joes in the fall buying the leaf shaped chips because "they're so cute" and eating crackers and cheese in their car in the parking lot. They rarely have many friends because "they're too distracting" and "I'd rather read my books." They are passionate about very few things, love is not one of them. Their ideal man is someone who will take them to Trader Joes to get the ice cream mochi when they're feeling gloomy. Their ideal house is decorated like a boat, and their favorite book series is Harry Potter but they haven't read it in like 15 years because "if I go back to it I'll probably end up hating it." They likely know how to play the piano but haven't practiced since they were 14, and most of the time they work as waitresses or concierge staff. Very outgoing, purely because there's nothing inside.

>>32771972
You're literally not allowed to post something that fun without making it.
I hope you know how to use Unity or Unreal Engine because you're making this game now, whether you want to or not

>>32771575
Don't worry, she said she'll get to Half-Life eventually. I think she'll actually appreciate it too because she isn't a shitter like Ina. She'll be interested in what Black Mesa is like because of Portal so she'll start with HL1, probably the Black Mesa remake.

>>32772039
good at video games

>>32771959
I will now subscribe to his channel! Once something is out there on the internet it stays there forever, that's the beauty of it.

>>32772039
Good at video games

Where's Gura

if a doxfag that i reported to cover gets taken down, do i get an email or something?
does twitter at least tell me that the account got suspended?

>>32772049
Pretty sure the tobacco industry did that

>>32772056
>. I think she'll actually appreciate it too because she isn't a shitter like Ina.

She never beat it because she got filtered by a braindead ""puzzle"""

JWU, do we know what the collab is yet?

Does your oshi wear a mask?

>>32771968
>Mori
>autistic opsec
Roberunicejoke.mp4

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1354221858929840128

A-chan's cute eigo...

>>32771781
This would be kino but Ina will never do that.

>>32771369
Because we've had two dead days in a row. What the fuck are we supposed to talk about?

>>32771873
Do you think Cover buys another Gold/Silver YT Play Button for their offices? Since apparently they do give the original/free one to the talent.

>>32772072
Twitter will send you a notification.

>>32772072
twitter tells you

Join skribbl

>>32772025
Thank you, looks useful

they haven't set up the stream yet because they aren't sure if Gura can make it.

>>32772052
This is very specific it just sounds like one dude's girlfriend he made into a local meme.

>>32772052
this is too fucking specific to not have a person in mind, damascus

>>32771434
Still here and it's still true if you look at shit in longer perspectives than a week.
Because last week Kiara gained 3k on Ina.

>>32772052
So most of the west LA girls who have never been past the 405

https://files.catbox.moe/m0tmg4.webm

>>32772012
Nanichama!?

Mori LOVE

>>32772072
Twitter will inform you if the user you reported was suspended
Youtube sent me an email once when I reported a doxx video related to Ame, but all my other reports didn't get any response from them
I've never tried reporting directly to Cover though

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1354196617654505473
Looks like A-chan likes Enma

>>32772052
Is this based on a true story?

>>32772081
Who? Amelia and HL2? I remember her saying she quit at the boat section. I doubt she'd get stuck though, she just finished Outer Wilds without a guide and that's far more complex than anything in any of the puzzles in the Half-Life franchise.

>>32772038
No.

>>32772052
L-LONDON?

anyone see the leg photo that kson just posted before she deleted???

>>32771972
Instant wipes sound a bit unfair with the timers and the final phase debuff given for their conditions. Also you randomly mentioned Enma out of nowhere during Phase 4.

>>32772086
Ame would never wear a mask

>>32772072
Twitter will tell you. Whenever I get annoyed at some tranny on Twitter I go through their tweets and find ones that could conceivably be calling for violence if taken out of context and report them all. I always get the "We've taken action against an account you reported" message from Twitter and usually their account will get locked or suspended.

>>32772092
>Because we've had two dead days in a row
/ameg/...

>>32771991

>>32772086
my oshi (ame) does not

>>32772103
wtf is this real?

>>32772121
Cute!

>>32772086
Gura probably always wore a mask to hide her shark teeth.

there are SEAniggers in this thread right now.
beware of who you reply to!

>>32771883
They both got bored with minecraft now.

>>32772039
>Good at acting
Didn't she play TTRPGs?

>>32772086
Nope, Gura doesn't believe filthy jew lies

>>32772113
Yeah, you got it.

>>32772133
>Instant wipes sound a bit unfair with the timers

Example? Not him but I've seen some shit in FFXIV so I can't even tell what you're talking about here.

>>32771442
HOLY SHIT SHE SAID PARDUN THIS IS PEAK COMEDY LMAO!!

>>32771864
Don't use Judith to shitpost, faggot.

>>32772151
recognize how they type and respond and you can easily rrat them out!

>>32771805
it still pretty much is the most yab drama we've had. jay only lasted like 2 days at most. what else has there even been since then.

>>32772142
Imagine having twitch thot as oshi.

>>32772086
Gura is a antivaxer coco storm capitol building

>>32772052
I feel personally attacked and almost none of that describes me.

>>32771686
What movie?

https://youtu.be/_2Idpr4y7uk
a-anons

>>32772178
seaniggers tried to drag out the coco kiara tweet thing even though it was literally nothing

>>32772135
based

Which EN girl was made for rape?

>>32771442
if not collab specific:
https://streamable.com/tcem7b

>>32772205
(you)r mom

>>32772205
YOUR MOM

>>32772205
Kiara

>>32772205
Your mom

>>32772214
>>32772212
MOMMIND

>>32772086
Only because she thinks it makes her look cool.

>>32772132
sauce?

>>32772086
Ina doesnt but only cause she never goes outside