/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The queen has no anus.

When did we have an election?

orz

>>3275700
I get on my knees for a better view up her skirt.

does this make me a bad person?

>>3275708
That's why she is perfect.

>>3275711
No election was needed.

>>3275727
Then how did she come to obtain her power?

I don't remember us having a previous government representative.

Fuck you slut.

>>3275731
By collective consciousness.

>>3275731
Well, when there is no oposition, it's quite easy for a group to seize power.

>>3275750
So she's the Queen because she decided she is?

What if I choose to run against her?

>>3275753
Well, you'd have to stage a coup. Afterall queen and such isn't an elected position.

>>3275736
The queen isn't a slut just because she chooses to take the virginity of every young man and woman in her kingdom.

>>3275762
Well, such a thing is similiar to the king's right in past ages.

>>3275759
So she gets to be Queen and that's that? Just because she said so first?!

This is no basis for a system of government at all!

>>3275774
Well, if you don't like it, try and get a coup going.

>>3275774
Shotgun rule is forever.

>>3275774
Once you've had your chance to sleep with her, you'll see why she's the queen.

>>3275779
....LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.

>>3275762
Rin is the kind of Queen who wants to personally supervise the first time of each young couple so she can prepare the young woman and make sure the young man knows what sex even is. A good kind Queen.

I bow to no one. Though I don't mind licking her feet.

...but that's just because it turns me on, there's nothing more to it!

That isn't Luvia, you nigger.

>>3275787
Her understanding of the mechanics of sex are questionable.

She didn't even know how long the average penis is.

>>3275796
That's because eroge protagonists' dicks are generally above average.

>>3275796
As proven, with a little prep time, she can do an excellent job.
Who knows, you may be the next to fuck a one and future King.

>>3275794
You're damn right it's not. Luvia would be a terrible queen.

Cool girls are here :

http://alt.com/go/g1148281

I would love to curl up by her feet and be her pet.

Rin.
You forgot to wear your panties again.
Let me put them on for you.

>>3275799 That's because eroge protagonists' dicks are generally above average.
Above average arm size.

>>3275799
It's more that she had a wrong perception of it all.

>>3275764
That didn't actually literally happen though.

>>3275851
Because she's a good girl who never saw one before.

>>3275900
Obvious lie.

No one likes slut queens. Bazett >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Rin. She's pure just like a queen should be. Only on her wedding night would she be gay bulged.

>>3275943
Who's to say she didn't already get gay bulged on her way to Japan?

>>3276011
My Bazzetto is pure.

>>3275715
Don't worry, it doesn't make you a bad person at all. After all, it is the fault of the lower-class harlot who would afford you such a view for the sake of stirring up feelings of lust in innocent young men.

OHOHOHOHO~!!

>>3275943
>Only on her wedding night would she be gay bulged.
I don't think she is the one who will be gay bulged, bro.

>>3276196
Please don't tell me there's stuff of Bazette plowing Lancer out there.

>>3276243
Nah, just Avenger.

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://bunbunmarz.com/wakaba/ (z = u)

>6976e9fbc907f5a58a1c5adce058e4bf

>>3276286
As in Bazette plowing Avenger or Avenger plowing Lancer? Either way, links?

>>3276407
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8WL3XYLH
Now stop spelling her name wrong, god damn.

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://bunbunmarz.com/wakaba/ (z = u)

>6976e9f35g907fea58a1c5adce0c8e4bf

>>3276169
I knew what the image was going to be before I even clicked it.

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

http://bunbunmarz.com/wakaba/ (z = u)

>6976e9ftyjf907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

>>3276243
you mean lancer plowing bazett right

>>3276492
Lancer will fuck anything.

>>3275943
You will like her when it's your turn. Feels majestic, man.

Does the queen have a king? Saber doesn't count.

>>3276538
It's anon

>>3276505
Even other dudes.

>>3276505
/r/ translation or sauce

>>3275700
i only bow down for a 50 foot tall queen

>>3276614
Now where's that pic of giant Rin...

>>3276576
Anon isn't good enough for any sort of queen.

>>3276628
>giant Rin...

now we are talki....

>no pic

I refuse.

>>3276668
I don't think that's you.

Enjoy bowing to your queen.

>>3276609
http://cobox.boo.jp/raika/

It'd be neat if someone could translate his comics, they seem pretty funny.

>>3275700
>Rin as queen

I'd rather have a real queen, like Luvia. Real queens can OHOHOHOHOHOHO~!

>>3276713
Then I punch her. Right in the cunt.

>>3276715
Your arm would just get swallowed up, its that loose in there

>>3276713
Look at the amount of flesh she reveals as she dangles her most private of spots tantalizingly close to the viewers. There can be no other explanation for such licentious behavior other than the postulation that she is an uncouth, common slut whose lust knows no bounds.

>>3276728
No, that's Sakura.

>>3276732
Her sister is just as slutty

>>3276605
Compared to his manliness, they are all little girls.

>>3276730
Luvia wishes she could get a man.

>>3276741
I don't blame them for being sluts.They inherited the slut gene from their mother.

>>3276776
Luvia has no need to go "get" a man. Men line up to court her favor and she refuses because, unlike other female Type-Moon characters, she is as pure as freshly-fallen snow.

>>3276799
As pure as freshly-fallen snow that a dog just peed and shat on.

>>3276808
So many vulgarities in but one sentence. You must be a Rin fan.

>>3276808
typical tripfag

>>3276808
Explain your reasoning for this.

>>3276728
Nasu said Rin is the tightest of them.

>>3276816
>>3276822
>>3276823
Why are you all so easily amused?

>>3276833
Not too much competition there...

>>3276833
He did ?

>>3276847
Of course. He did fuck all of them, after all.

>>3276987

Even the father?

>>3276992
Every single character he has ever created, including non-canon ones.

>>3277002
>including non-canon ones

>>3276799
Luvia wishes she could be a man.

>>3277035
So does Rin. That way they can just fuck to settle their differences.

>>3277035
I thought all those of Nordic descent wished to be manly men.

>>3277065
Luvia would never allow herself to fall so low as to lie with a dog.

>>3277083

>>3277073
Luvia is a manly woman, if that counts for anything.

>>3276987
Wow, I never knew Berserker was such a slut.

Sure is same luviafag in here.

>>3277304
Luvia only has one fan, so of course.

>>3277235
Berserker isn't the slut. Nasu is.

*bows to his queen*

>>3279339
Why is the queen in a box?

>>3279409
Has to hide from the constant doting of all her devoted subjects

What are the chances this queen will let me sleep with her?

>>3279454
None, since she's fictional.

>>3279454
You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. You need all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Basically, Shirou/Archer.

Wait...Is there a doujin with Luvia raping Rin somewhere?

>>3279464
...you lost me.

>>3279492
I suppose you have to be as dense as Shirou too

>>3279409
Because she couldn't afford coach!

luvia.jpeg

>>3279473
Fucking seconded, I want this.

>>3279464
WE ARE MEN

>>3279499

>>3279473
>>3279551
There aren't any? You know why?

No one fucking likes Luvia.

Nah I'm kidding. There really aren't any doujins of her though.

That said, One day 14 will have Luvia in it.

>>3279572

>>3279587
This is inaccurate. Luvia wouldn't want the man who has spent so much time inside Rin. She would find him disgusting.

>>3279587
SOURCE!

>>3279606
It's Rin cosplaying as Luvia because Rin knows that her man finds Luvia to be much more attractive than her.

OHOHOHOHOHO~!!

>>3279587
Even Shirou doesn't really want Luvia

>>3279641
Think about it, though: technically the only females that Shirou truly wants are those he ends up with (Saber, Rin, and Sakura). So, essentially, Shirou chooses the three least attractive females in his setting.

I don't really think we can use him as a basis for what is normal.

>>3279649
>Saber, Rin, Sakura
>three least attractive females

>>3279649
I can see why you'd put Sakura among "least attractive," but Rin and Saber?

Sakura is your average everyday girl, maybe a little prettier and more voluptuous than most. But Rin is an idol for her looks as well as her status, and Seiba is a cute little blond gaijin who doesn't speak gibberish. Who is their competition, pray tell? Ilya might be if Shirou could see her as anything but a little girl, but he can't. Rider throughout most of the time is an enemy. Caster is old and Taiga is practically family.

>>3279664
Caster is an elegant beauty whose looks transcend time; Rider is self-explanatory; Ilya is infinitely more attractive than any of the main three; Taiga's rambunctious personality and warm familial love add to her already mature beauty.

Of course, these are purely subjective observations, with quite a bit of bias, as I personally find Lancer more attractive than Rin as well.

>>3279664
>Who is their competition, pray tell?

>>3279685
inb4 "Who are you again" and such.

>>3279685
sup Arihiko-chan

>>3279685
Ayako is quite fetching. It's a shame Rider got to her before Shirou could.

>>3279685

Oh hey, it's that girl with 2 lines and has no real character except for being Rin and Shirou's friend that got raped. Who are you again?

>>3279693
( ・ω・)

>>3279693
>Oh hey, it's that girl that's much more attractive than Rin with 2 lines and has no real character except for being Rin and Shirou's friend that got raped. Who are you again?

It's Mitsuzuri Ayako, by the way.

>>3279693
Yumizuka Satsuki

>>3279692
Rider has very good taste in women.

That is to say, she knows what women taste good.