/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32708763
Don't you mean "Past 500"?
The threads always hit bump limit since it takes hours to get bumped off /jp/.

>>31927130
>Cannot see Jabberwocks as anything but chubby chunky slovenly gluttons
Oi, that's a bit rewd, innit? Show some respect, high tier species.

Meanwhile, back in 1980's MGC...

Virgin Cheshire Cat

Stacey Jabberwock

>>32709102
Who the fuck are you quoting?

You know, I would wonder how fast a girl would get monsterized if she stumbled into wonderland

>>32709102
Great, now I'm imagining NORF FC Jabberwork.

>>32709390
All wonderland girls would have british natures. Wonderland is britain after all.

What did you think those bloody cheshires would sound like taunting you?

>>32709390
Still better than chav cheshires.

We got aztect monsters but when are we getting a monster inspired on the natives from the northern plains; Mohawk, Cherokee, etc?

>>32709481

Want to pet da furry kitty

>>32709050

>>32709481
isn't thunderbird?

>>32709481
Vanilla centaur kinda looks like them. Kinda.

here is penis
8=====D
i will leave this here

>HA ha! Step forth Anon! Today is the day upon which I reclaim my honor upon the field of battle! I shall-"
>Mam, this is a blood donation center, do you have an appointment.
>".....I can wait till he's done."
>He's not supposed to engage in vigorous activity for the next day.
>"...I can wait."

>>32709050
Boss battles with monstergirls

>https://youtu.be/l4O8h75x4Go

>>32709713
I would surrender and offer myself to the first monster that tall.

>>32709390
COM ON WONDA’LAND
SCOR SOM FACKIN’ MEN!

Snek likes it when prey resistsssssss

>>32709963
>doesn't even have any hair

>>32709963
Can I get Kai'sa instead please

>>32709217
>>32709653
Such impotent rage~

>>32710304
Not even a monster girl
Want some mermaid titties instead?

>>32709437
A dragon with t-tail pussy?

Nothing will love you as much as a succ. Scientists have proven it

>>32709780
*squirt bottle*

>>32709528
That's how you get pinned down by her legs

>>32709665
Gosh, what is she planning to do to the poor anon

>>32710432
>Not even a monster girl
Technically she's like a parasite slime. Don't care anyway she's perfect.

>>32709775
And that's how anon gets captured by a common blue slime

>>32709775

>>32710492
Explain medusas then

>>32709713
>Sonny
Rip. What a great series.

>>32710284
Excuse me?

>>32710721
The fan
The smug
The ara ara aura
This one does it all for me

>>32710583
Am honorable duel.
One that she tracked him down for!
And now one she will have to wait on as he donates blood.

>>32710402
penis?

>>32710660
Sauce?

>>32710721
That image didn't.

>>32709102
>>32709217
>>32710402
No seriously, who the fuck are you quoting? It couldn't just be mistyping some missing numbers because Ctrl+F-ing the number in the previous thread found nothing.

>>32711378
Open an archive

>>32711406
What's the point of quoting, though? It won't pop up as a box.

>>32711450
It's to irritate fags like you. We usually have one per thread or two or it gets boring.

Sanae a slug.

>>32711519
That just seems dumb and pointless though. It's easier just linking so it's clear you're referencing an old post.

>>32709102
>smoking
There's no other habit so paradoxically disgusting and alluring to me. I want a monster to blow smoke in my face and tease me while I tell her to quit smoking.

>>32711252
https://mangadex.org/chapter/878888/21

>>32711648
Monster Girls would be unaffected by the negative health aspects of it, so they could enjoy just the cool aesthetic instead

>>32711450
It's a post from two weeks ago. You quote to indicate what the post is about for non-4chanx or mobile users

>working on farm same as always
>have a normal human family
>see your daughter eating pic related
What do? Assuming you know about monsters and what the fruit is of course

>>32711760
Tell that Emerson boy to start shopping for a ring right quick

>>32709102
>Quoting my old post
I’m flattered anon, but my statement still holds fast. Though I didn’t say that jabberwocks, even with their lazy habits and their triple digit kgs, aren’t beautiful. Her muffin top is charming, it makes me want to grab it and spoil her more!

What site can I check to find out the latest/newest MG?

https://imgbox.com/g/pjG4IWTs8e
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 152. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/FfrpthR6'

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>>32711974
go to KC's twitter, that has the fastest update

>>32711707
Hopefully they can pick something that smells better than cigarettes while they’re at it.

>>32711760
Hopefully that means some high ranking succ/demon would start investing in our village.

Bros what species would yours be?

>>32711974
‘s not exactly the highest quality website but the MGE Wiki has the three latest girls listed on the front page.

>>32712054
You missed ice queen from last thread >>>/h/6066854

>>32712419
Tfw no goth mershark gf

>>32711912
>Her muffin top is charming, it makes me want to grab it and spoil her more!
That's a danger zone, don't touch a dragon's belly

>>32711912
>it makes me want to grab it and tease her more!
Ftfy

>>32712419
She makes me think of Salamander

>>32709116
Moms dancing to synth pop again

What’s a reverse scale even look like?

>>32712612
Like any scale, but it is placed in reverse.

>>32712639
But how? With the way scales overlap each other you can’t just flip one around and have that work.

>>32712054
Thank you

>>32712702
Well if you can't distinguish it, then it'd be more fun to you. Imagine poking random scales until one triggers the rape switch. You simply don't know what's coming.

>>32712612
Quite literally, fuck around and find out. By the time you see it, it's already too late.

>>32712552
Tease the jabberwock by hiding the ice cream

>>32709780
>Red Queen called a foreign dignitary a cunt again
Her parents should've been stricter with her

>>32712639
I imagine it growing against the rest of the scales causes it to pop up so the undeside is accessable. Pushing the underside of the scale is how I imagine it gets triggered.

>>32709439
I've been replaying Dragonborn and being bullied by dark elves with English accents would make me diamonds

>Sneak attack opportunity

>>32712974
with my tongue

>>32709481
You kind of have to dig a bit for Amerindian folklore. There are the "Alien gods" from the Navajo Nayenezgani myth and Piasa which would be like a wendigo/dragon. This blog has some good entries on obscure monsters from mythology
https://abookofcreatures.com/tag/north-american-folklore/

>>32709775
But anon she shrinks when she joins your party

>>32712419

Been meaning to get a full nelson commission for the longest time.
https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1353731145121165313

>>32709713
I bet that kiki maid is ferocious behind that calm demeanor. Good girl protecting mastah

>>32713217
THE DRAGON'S BALLS WERE BLAZING WHEN I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE

>>32712446
That's a thick Ice Queen, very nice

>>32712612
Like that soft patch on Smaugs belly that isn't covered in treasure

>>32713234
nice lich

>>32712817
You mean a ryu is sensitive everywhere as long as it's under her scales?

>Fufu, in Nevia, where beauty and art are highly respected, these artists that are the embodiment of excellent beauty have a high position. It seems some of the wise artists went so far as to say “I give you the privilege of investing in me”, really now, what a truly modest thing to say.
>what a truly modest thing to say.
Sounds like the song maiden is being sassy here

>>32709050

>>32709481
I agree since I got a crush on Pocahontas since I was a kid

>>32713480
Pretty much, at least it makes sense as to why touching there makes them go berserk.

>>32710607
Based taste anon. Kai'sa is the cutest autistic little slime carrier ever.

Snek

>>32713146
In all but the important spots it seems

>>32710480
I thought it was a Thagomizer?

>>32714063
Dangerous, dangerous

>>32710514
>Anon is still petting her fur on her legs, seemingly unaware that they’re around his head

>>32712612
UUUUUUU
UUU∩UUU
UUUUUUU

What's a guy gotta do to get whisked away to the Seelie Court?

>>32709780
>bunch of cheshire hooligans chanting
>slamming drums obnoxiously so loud mad hatters dropping their tea
>they all go into the pub to beat each other up

>>32714614
Say you want to protect a titania and her realm

>>32714614
This >>32714664 Become the Fairy king. What was his name again... Duncan? I dunno, shakespear wrote it. Ganymede. Tichondrius. Tiberius. I felt like I was getting closer, but now it's gone completely.

>>32714377
How would it work for a ryu, though? I'd reckon the reverse scale is on their front, which is like the underside scales of a snake. They're pretty wide and big plus there's only two rows of it

>>32714848
I was miles off.

>>32714219
tail pussy is more fun though

>>32714930
Titania? Not really that far off

>>32714978
No, the King's name was Oberon.

>>32714634
>'ate kikimoras
>'ate desert kingdomers
>'ate mist continent
>not racist, just don't like 'em simple as

Ultimately, Succs are psychologically weak creatures. Use this to your advantage.

>would unironically house husband if it meant I could cook more often.
I love cooking.

I found this small stray catgirl on the street and took her in. I cooked her a steak and she ate it so ravenously, she must have been starving. She was also really dirty, so I gave her a bath, and surprisingly she loved it, she stayed in the bathtub longer than I expected. I'll submit adoption papers later, it's important that she's raised to be a good catgirl.

>>32715344
She's an exotic one

>>32715336
Get a tanuki business wife

>>32715024
Cross-national rivalries between monstergirl states can get intense

>>32715367
She must be some unusual breed, but I don't know which one. When I brushed her hair, she seemed happy, but didn't purr and instead made some weird sound.

>>32715177
Cute couple.

>>32690061
It's been 12 hours, anon. What happened? Did you manage to escape when she lowers her guard?

>>32715177
What if it is my plan all along is to be raped and milked senselessly by a succubus?

>>32715344
Anon no! That's not a catgirl! It's a Jinko! Get her away before it's time for her mating season!

>>32715368
I would
And I'd make sure she always a little nuki or two in her

>>32715834
It's fine, just take her to the vet and get her neutered.

>>32715834
>Jinko goes nya
See? She's a cat!

>Halt! Who enters the city of Minos?

>>32715965
>Need funds to stay at home and cook
>Nuki shows up and does the usual roundabout 'get in debt so you have to marry her' spiel
>Princess carry her to your room and mating press her
>Have nuki wife
Wonder what percentage of monsters have stories about meeting and marrying their husband that are just 'and then he fucked me' or 'and then I fucked him'

>>32716122
Pull her ribbons to the side and pinch her areola

>>32716220
>"You're a feisty one aren't ya?"
And that's how you get dragged into a private room where you'll be forced to please her

>>32715994
>Doctor turns out to be a lich
>Tries a new spell to increase the tiger's lust
You're becoming an incubus when you go back home, anon.

>>32716338
>Being rewarded for "poor" conduct
She secretly wants to encourage me to harass her body in public. I see her game

>>32716002
That's what jinkos are like when they're still young. Not so much of a cat when they reach maturity. They won't be as cutely shy like a kitten, that's for sure.

>>32716190
>I didn't even get through my whole offer, he just picked me up and took me to his bed.

>>32716122
Anon Y.mose.
And I'm here to taste the mino milk. Heard it was good for my bones.

>>32716445
It's a mans duty to remind monsters that no matter how successful they are, their physical capability, or whatever view they want to force onto the world; He can still dick them into motherhood

>>32709050

>>32716826
As it should be.

>>32709050

What colour nipples should dark skinned monstergirls have? I personally enjoy when it's a lighter colour than their skin but sometimes darker shades like this are nice
https://images2.imgbox.com/e9/dc/tIRzufTH_o.jpg?download=true

>>32716443
cute adopted daughterus will grow up to rape their fatherus

>>32717263
They're best when they're in my mouth

>>32717689
You aren't wrong but you still haven't answered the question

>>32717741
They've got the best color when they're glistening from my saliva.

>>32717263
The classical pink/brown (or is it called dark pink) works. Darker shades are also nice. Just check the hellhound gallery in the mega. Anything works, really... as long as it's not some weird neon colour

>>32717263
That looks nice. I want to pleasure the hellhound!

>>32717887
Yeah I agree. If it's a shade a human could possibly have like with a pharaoh than pinkish or beige shades are fantastic.
https://imgbox.com/pcU0pf4h
On the other hand if it's something like a demon/hellhound then pink can look a bit awkward if it isn't done right

>>32717263
I don't want to be a hellhoundfag...don't do this

>>32715634
>>32690061
Guys, I don't think this is a housewarming party at all. I'm trapped in some sort of dungeon set up in her basement. I connected to her wifi, but I can't get phone reception down here.
Please, call the cops! I need water, I'm so dehydrated! The only thing I've had to drink for the past 8 hours is her sweat. And my balls hurt SO bad. If they come now, they can free me before she gets back. Thankfully, her manticore friend said something she ordered was ready for pickup and she went to go retrieve it.

>>32718161
>wanna die
What if I am an undead incubus? What then?

>>32717887
>as long as it's not some weird neon colour
Depends, I've seen blue work on girls with similar skin tones if other elements of their design are blue. Art has a lot of factors that can make things things you don't think would look good into something surprisingly appealing.

Unrelated but if Archiveanon is around it looks like theres gangbang shit in the Pharoah archive which I'm not sure is supposed to be there and not in the /d/ archive

>>32709050

>>32718454
You are already dead.

>>32718629
I wanna hear that pai loli 'oh-ho-ho-ho'

>>32717887
Some shade of pink is best, unless the monster is some exotic color like blue or undead pale. Then it should be some fitting color like purple.

>>32718494
Gangbang isn't inherently put in the /d/ gallery, unless one dick is white and the other is black or there's dialogue indicating it's different guys there's always a chance it could be doppelganger potion.

>>32718666
Exactly. An physical attack would probably cause pleasure if anything

>>32718891
Honestly KC humouring that kind of stuff was mistake. It just opens the door for people to do non-acceptable content and shoehorn it into mge under the guise of being setting friendly

>>32718666
Nani?!

>>32718891
And doppel stuff isn't /d/?

>>32712054
that's a nice manticore I missed

>>32719278
For a moment I thought it was a new profile girl, don't do this to me anon.

>>32718891
I'm pretty sure that comic that was posted a few threads ago is in there and has dialogue stating that it's separate men and not just le potion

stealth kitsune

>>32716122
>gonna marry that grizzled war vet captain of yours

>>32719130
KC only includes things in the main books that he actually likes, if he was throwing a bone it'd be via his asks or patreon answers where he doesn't need to commit to it like he does with full on yuri
>>32719189
I know the phrase is overused and usually an excuse used by people to push way worse shit but monster girls are /d/. Siths have a part of the main gallery, chaos girls exist and all sorts of other things, the "/d/" gallery is more about what absolutely goes against MGE's rules such as monster boys and NTR or pushes the boundaries too far like inflation.
>>32719307
Not included in the gallery though so it can't be about that.

>>32719459
Which one?

>>32719330
>mofu smuggler crossing the border of order territory. 458 DLE, colorized

>>32719467
Oh yeah that was different one, the one I saw is cringy and weird but not technically nonsafe

>>32719502
>It's medicinal, sir, I swear!
>I'm just holding it for a friend
>I have a license for it, but I left it at home

Are vampires marriage material?

>>32719726
Of course, you know dhampirs are endangered and it's your duty to make more right?

>>32719822
>dhampirs are endangered
why?

>>32709050

>>32719822
You should make more vampires, not dhampir mutts

>>32719857
It's just a lie because I like the idea of breeding vampires. Although I still don't have the answer for what dhampirs give birth to
>>32719897
That comes later

>>32719278
Odd looking Nekomata, but cute never the less.

>>32719897
Make a lot of dhampir onee-sans for your vampire daughteru. They will protect her

>>32719822
Why would you choose to bully your loving wife like that? I’m sure she would much prefer to have more cute vampires running around, rather then some ungrateful brat.

>>32719857
>why?

>>32719885
What a happy little icicle

>>32719991
More like bully her for being pureblood. That's how hateful dhampirs are.

>>32718414
Go get a hard object, hide behind the door and wait for her. Knock her out in the back with your brute strength. You can then try reverse the situation on her

>>32716122
Dick Hurtz

>>32719822
I want to come home to my dhampir GF after her mom slipped some of my blood into her drink.

>>32720056
That Doesn't look like a monstergirl

>>32720447
Man was the real monster all along.

>>32712419
Goth raiju and punk thunderbird

>>32712419
I'm not huge on the goth thing, but let's hand it to a species that makes sense for it.

>>32720123
Nah, Vampire mommy will make sure they are loyal defenders of the bloodline.

>>32718673
I think she's just small, not oppai loli.

>>32709050

>>32720616
>I'm not huge on the goth thing
Anon be careful, keep throwing around opinions like that and you are likely to be dragged off to the reeducation camps by your government assigned goth gf

>>32720716
Seductive and very breedable. A great combo

>>32720769
Hey I never said I wouldn't accept it. Besides I bet she's a freak between the sheets.

>>32709050

>>32720838
Oh no they already got to him

>>32718343
Too late, You will join our shatered pelvis clan... Brother...

>>32719540
If you're talking about the comic with three pages that has mediocre art, it's not really a gangbang if it's 1 on 1, so it doesn't get excluded from the main gallery.

>>32721322
the mature types are dangerous to me. I always ignored hellhounds because they lacked that aura, but now they have it too.

>>32716122
>traveling to mino city
>expected to breeze through customs and be on your way, but they've modernized
>minos scanning passports tied to your entire social life
>can't duck out of line, would be too suspicious
>get to the front, give mino your passport while sweating bullets
>she scans it and frowns
>asks if your primary email address is still ablicker@mamonomail.com
>answer affirmatively
>she licks her lips and tells you you've been randomly selected for additional screening
>indefinitely detained until you can prove yourself not to be a spy, and loyal to minotaurs

Ballad fag here. I made MGE x S.T.A.L.K.E.R crossover greentext.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28986588
If You like cringe writefaggotry, You'll love it.
Also I posted my old writefaggotry on my AO3.
>>32716122
>Kneel on one knee before her
>"My lady I have traversed entire continent to search for a damsel who's beauty matches the stars. My search concludes now. Accept my admiration."
Treating rugged, muscly, beeg girls with overt romantism is my fetish

So I heard you guys like heckhounds.
It's fun to have a heckhound to play around with.
N'joy!

https://litter.catbox.moe/0aekwd.mp4

>>32709050

>traveling with Druella on a little diplomatic visit to amazon villages
>get curious
>know that average succubus is physically stronger than average human and amazons are especially strong
>since she is a lilim ask her how strong she is compared to them
>she just gets a very smug smirk
>once in the amazoness village we witness some sort of ritual or a festival
>she decides to participate
>casually tosses you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes with one hand
>"Does that answer your question, dear?"
>apparently this is considered very traditional among amazons, all the amazons gathered around us start loudly cheering
>Now onto the second part~
>bye pelvis

everyone just kind of forgot about senko

>>32722027
i dont like foxes, or mammalian mge's in general

>>32722027
Why Senko when Liru exists?

>>32721658
Good to see more people making the jump to AO3
>>32721812
Hell yeah, those hip movements around the 3 minute mark are really nice. Would gladly watch more.

>>32722015
Hot. Also Druella's design is top tier

>>32721478
I mistook it for the anubis one from the thumbnail

>>32720716
Nah, the pic doesn't have the thighs/hips for it to be shortstack.

Oh FUCK I'M GONNA JOOOOOOOOB

>>32722120
I hope it wasn't too lewd.

https://litter.catbox.moe/u5rc2t.mp4

>>32709050
Is your wallet big enough?

>>32721812
>>32722391
These are great

>>32722391
>that mesh top
Good lord. And don't worry about how lewd it is, if it's just via a link it's fine. Is there any of her having sex at all?

>>32709050

>>32709050

>>32722741
Why exactly are you posting a random screenshot from 2019 completely unprompted and not in reply to anyone? It's like you're just fishing for someone to start shit.

Would you bang a monster that looks like a sexy monster version of your irl mother?

>>32723433
No

This is what Monstergirl wedding dresses look like.

Praise the Pharaoh... in every position.

>>32723461
>Taimanin
Yes, they have nice futas.

>>32723433
My mom was a model back in the day so yeah.

>>32723461
>Ceri: Wedding panties... of all the things you could have done with this... you made wedding panties! Who in their right mind would go to their special day dressed like this?!

>>32723637
c'mon anon, i was having a good day

>>32723342
That's not even a /jp/ screenshot because the post numbers don't match, so I don't know why he's posting it here.

>>32723433
Maybe because I don't even remember what my mom looked like

>>32723597
i'd let cerastes fuck me in the butt, ngl

>>32723597
>>32723754
Leave faggots
>>>/y/

>>32711618
4chanx links to post retard

>>32723461
Has anyone managed to rip the game models yet?

>>32723461
Would fuck a monster girl rinko.
>>32723920
I hope it happens eventually, it's a damn shame there's no porn in it despite being taimanin.

>>32724333
>N

>>32723523
That's a lot of pharaoh to worship

>>32723461
>>32723640
Thank you for copy-pasting directly from /tg/

The invasion has begun.

>>32724487
Better start right now then

>>32720188
Hello, fellow human! It is I, the nice realtor man. I was wrong in my previous statements regarding the sultry and seductive dark elf whom I spoke of earlier, whom has generously decided to marry me. There is no need to call the police, as there are NO illegal or nonconsensual actions taking place here.
I did however make my mistress VERY upset by implying that I was in danger. He is currently working hard to earn her forgiveness. I know that since my loving wife is so beautiful and kind, that she will graciously forgive me if I earn it.
Since we're all human men here and enjoy talking about male things, I suggest that all of us unmarried males visit The Darkstone Glade housing development. It's a wonderful place full of things we humans like and friendly neighbors. Once you're here, you'll never want to leave.

>>32724919
Ah, glad that worked out. Cheers, anon.

>>32724618
We'll see how she handles the counter-invasion of my dick into her pussy!

>>32724919
>He is currently working hard to earn her forgiveness.
>He
Cal me crazy, but I don't think it's the guy that posted this.

>>32723754
Her and Snake Lady are nice snakes.

>>32724352
N?

>>32725356
She gun say it.

>>32724618
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all

For all the love of Hellhounds, how many stories actually feature them?

>>32725427
It's fine, she's black.

>>32725169
You'll get stung by venom.

>>32725585
Then it will be a noble sacrifice for humanity!

>>32723707
Men without mothers are prime bait for monsters

>>32723637
why was this doctor such a pussy?
he could have easily solved all her problems with a simple SP injection!

I wanna bully a fox and keep calling her a cat.

You know, I have been coming to these threads for years and years. People always talk about this and that, post art and other media which is fine I guess... but we never really resolve anything. We never really resolve to start proactive action into making monstergirls real and run through the steps, tips and techniques of actually aquiring one or at least a chance of actually wooing one. Year after year after year it's like we are still in exactly the same spot just spinning our wheels. Its just... I don't know...

>>32724919
Sounds nice, do you know any nice, petite, and single dark elves? They are my type.

>>32723668
>>32723688
>>32723701
I hope whoever drew this fucking killed themselves.

>>32726180
Fuck off.

>>32726180

Don't cry Chen, you're a good kitty.

>>32726180
It's one mongoloid trying to bait people as you can see from other posts around when those were made

>>32726062
Hey, learning the arcane arts, particularly concerning opening portals, is a lengthy endeavor.

>>32726274

>>32709102
>Cannot see Jabberwocks as anything but chubby chunky slovenly gluttons
Hot.

>>32726356
hips

>>32726274
There we go, Chen. Got you back in your own clothes.

>>32726414

>>32726356
I want to defeat a very lewd fox using the power of love.
Or whatever just calling her pretty counts as.

>>32726606
What are you talking about, anon? That's a lewd cat.

>>32726712
A cat is fine to.

>>32709050

don't make me get the shrine maiden in here

>>32726712
Lewd cats deserve love as well. Gonna defeat her by calling her hair nice.

>>32726793
A kid is too. ;)

>>32726935
You mean the zombie girl? I guess she counts.

Would you do the monsterkid of your dreams if you knew she could never get pregnant?

>>32727140
I would not do a kid

>>32727140
>monsterkid
Wait for her to grow up first.

>>32727197
Does it matter? She isn't human. Go nuts.

>>32722282
Those look like plenty of hips and thighs to me.

>>32725304
It's just your feeling. Now move along, The Darkstone Glade housing development is waiting for you

>>32727237
There's nothing sexually appealing about children to me

>>32727140
I like lolis but don't want children so it sounds perfect.

>>32725304
Ignore that. My meaty human fingers pushed the wrong key on this phone. A perfectly normal human thing to do.

>>32727140
I don't like loli's and my main fetish is impregnation, hard pass.

>>32709050
Damn she thicc, Tsuchinoko girl?

>>32727458
FAT

>>32726120
There are many eligible bachelorettes who would love to meat you! Just let them know you're coming and they can give you a tour.

>>32726918
>me and the gals on our way to slice up Anon

>>32712780
words can't express how badly I want a hellhound with a body like this

>>32725511
More than there are of Selkies.

No direct eye contact with a moon rabbit. It might drive you insane.

Dark elf mistress can't punish me if I am a good boy at all times

We have Jabberwock, we have Jubjub. But WHERE IS THE BANDERSNATCH?

>>32727530
It's not a tour if the only place we'll be visiting is the basement, though

>>32727385
>>32727284
Hmmmmm. I dunno. Something tells me something isn't on the up and up. Like I bet there's a really restrictive, binding you could say, home owners association.

SQUIRREL TACTICS!

>>32728095
THERE'S SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

>>32728095
What tactics? They just go after nuts all day long. Silly tree rodents.

>>32727046
*snake girl

>>32728325
But Reimu is a zombie.

>>32728325
Mating press that dark mage. I don't care if her forest cottage is messy

>>32709050

>>32728464
>>32728535
Then what is Alice?

>>32728041
You mean like leather, restrictive bindings? Nope. Nothing of the sort here. If you want to know more about the place and the contract, you can always visit us anytime! Just give us a call a few hours in advance!

You guys have anything for a munchkin fetish?

>Anon has been married happily to a shoggoth for years
>sometimes has normal human guests, often ones not very accustomed to monsters
>likes to give tours of his shog mansion
>after all this time is completely oblivious to the fact that the eldritch reality fuckery, almost everything being a shog slime, random tentacles and eyes sprouting out from every direction, all the eyes constantly watching you, the maid suddenly disappearing and reappearing in another place in his mansion, him sometimes dissolving into slime etc... makes the guests rather terrified

>>32728584
A dark mage as well I guess. Technically Marisa would be a human soon-to-be dark mage

>>32728041
The homeowners association make sure to associate VERY closely to their tenants. All it takes to live here is to submit some paperwork. The dark elves can guide you through it. As long as you do everything they say, you'll LOVE living here.

>>32727662
That's because Selkies are cosplaying sluts. They're not actual Monster Girls

>>32728749
What a very loving shog. She probably knowns what's best for her master

>>32727992
It's an extended length tour. Rest assured, you'll see the rest of the house eventually. It just might take a few days (weeks).

>>32728588
Pretty sure I didn't say anything about leather when mentioning "bindings". I was talking about the HOA rules. Hmmmm feeling mighty suspicious now.

>>32728941
>As long as you do everything they say, you'll LOVE living here.
Like this! I bet they have silly rules about the height of my hedges.

The joke is dark elves love bdsm.

>>32728749
Shoggoths are scary

>>32727992
Don't worry. There will be lots of things to see in the basement. It'll be so fun you'll never want to leave.

>>32729089
I, personally, love being bossed around by women. If you kinda just follow orders, nothing is every actually your fault. 's peaceful existence. Also the sex.

So I heard you all like children earlier...

https://litter.catbox.moe/ipq5gd.mp4

Please go live to a desert kingdom, some of them are severely underpopulated.

>>32719897
But then your wife has to wait until you become an incubus before she gets pregnant.

>>32729574
She's a rare monster, chances are you'll become an incubus way before she gets pregnant.

>>32729521
I'm going to increase the sandworm population so hard that regular civilization will be impossible. The desert will be simply the breeding grounds from which the sandworms will overrun the rest of the world.

>>32729620
you sir, are on a no breed list in desert kingdoms.

>>32729521
Ok. She can pay me in facesitting sessions

>>32729521
The (living) population has decreased immensely

A wight that acts like a dark elf would be nice.

>>32729692
Sir are you sure about this

>>32729692
>dark elf wight
OH GOD
hot

>>32729188
Imagine a Wight that actually is autistic.
>>32729521
I can barely stand summers here, living in a desert would be hell.

>>32729620
To the snake pit with you

>>32729691
>Undead desert kingdom
Sounds good

>>32729521
What's in it for me?

>>32729692
Anon no. It's already bad enough that a dark elf will toy with your body and pride. Now you want her to be able to abuse your heart and soul? You'll be just her plaything meant to supply her with spirit energy!

>>32729826
>I can barely stand summers here, living in a desert would be hell.
Be nocturnal, deserts get cold at night

>>32729692
Impossible. A dark elf alone is bad enough; a dark elf with wight claws would be unstoppable. Even manticores would hold their husbands close when they think of the evils she could inflict upon a man.

>>32729422
Cute harpy!

>>32729730
Yes
If you are gonna have a mistress it might as well be one whose very presence oozes superiority.
With wight's elegance and power I think it makes an excellent combination.

>>32730321
Well, at least make sure you buy from a reputable supplier

So I heard you like dragongirls...

https://litter.catbox.moe/bnllns.mp4

>snout
out

>>32730110
I wouldn't feel safe going outside at night.

>>32730016
What are you looking for?

>>32729521
I wonder if certain areas of the MGE world struggle more in attracting men than others. Like ocean and winter kingdoms seem like they'd be less popular than desert or similar type places.

>>32730517
Can I get uhhhhhh sadistic girtablilu bandit, extra large, and a side order of fries?

>>32709050

Smol brown demons are good wives if you pay their rent and supply them with many juiceboxes

Just realized that the Girtablilu's claws are so small because scorpion venom potency is inversely proportional to pincer size

>>32730650
I'll give you the first two.

>>32730709
this is why you go for cancer

>>32730709
>>32730722
Potency shmotency. I need her claws to be big enough to grab by entire body with just one. She can always sting me again if the first dose wasn't enough.

>>32730567
The undead kingdom tourism agency struggles

>>32730567
>Ocean
They already take care of it by "inviting" people from the ships they "spot".
>Winter
It would be as popular as the desert kingdoms I think. There are as many people who like the cold as those who like the heat.

>>32730796
This is partly because the local wight keeps killing all the tourists

>>32730796
>vampire media mogul gets report of a tourist mauled by ghouls in the middle of a popular museum
>pours herself a strong drink at 9AM, begins her spin-doctoring

So I heard ypu like kitties and heckhounds...

https://litter.catbox.moe/60u0es.mp4

cheshires must never discover the existence of the clown girl fetish

>>32731101
YOU FOOL

Why are desert kingdoms so popular in here anyway

>>32730370
Oh no, anon snouts aren't kosher here.

>>32731212
Anubis, apophis and khepri are pretty good

>>32730943
That split screen effect at the start was really cool, liking these.

>>32731212
>>32731227
Honestly I'd say its at least like 40% Pharaoh

>>32731212
Because I want a soft, slimy and warm sandworm waifu

>>32730370
That's ugly and I'm someone who's okay with anthroshit

>>32728962
Were it not for the laws of this land I would have you drawn and quartered for that shit when we have fucking furries like the Cú Sidhe and Cait Sidhe

>>32731482
>implying everything must be beautiful and not for fun.

>>32731557
I am of the opinion that girls are something that should be visually appealing

>Am I at 7-eleven? Cuz you look like a snack to me anon-san, hhehehe...

>>32709050

>>32729521

Pharoah tries to be cold and imperious but she can't keep up the charade?

>Crawl before your Pharoah, Handsome stranger--I will reward you with the pleasure you seek, but first...

>You will learn the pleasures of service...

>Now, stand up and gimme a big kiss! I've always wanted to be kissed by a cute boy, and you're the CUTEST I've EVER seen. So quit sulking and gimme a smooch~!

It's that or I start feetposting again, those cute green nails are awesome...

>>32731605
Go away! My liver is not a snack!

>>32731587
Poor fella.

>>32731545
Fuck you cait siths are good for headpats and head ruffles

>>32730891
I’d help her spin those stories into great tourist traps!
>man gets mobbed by ghouls at a museum
One lucky man won an entire harem at the museum.
>the local Lich keeps messing with the villagers
Try our world famous Matchmaker! She’ll help you find that special zombie in your life!
>CC Dark Mages infesting the marshes outside of town
Visit our local watershed for great fishing and other ‘experiments’!
Pretty easy stuff to cover up.

>>32730796
Maybe if they stopped serving those damned fruits that essentially function as lockdowns based on how many seeds you ate it'd be better.

>>32731605
Am I at the farm? Because there’s a cow in front of me!

>>32709050

>>32731212
>Best aesthetics
>Some of the best monsters from the whole encyclopedia
>Delicious 2D brown skin
>Kingdom full of ruins to explore
What's not to like?

>>32731605
only cheshires are allowed to use bad pickup lines

>>32732126
Could this really work for a few weeks with a really young girl?

>>32732126
Cool on topic image faggot

>>32729188
>Is this the fashion of the current young people?