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>saber
>good girl
Hahahahaha

OP is a genius.
inb4 someone proves otherwise.
It will happen.

I see.
Where may I obtain further information on this research?

>>3268710
I would like to again point out that this sort of shit is what makes the femanons hate us.

I'll just leave this here.

You is a good girl. (no ahoge)

>>3268732
see
>while 98.7% of girls with no ahoge
>98.7%
>Not 100%

>>3268734
>98.7% of girls with no ahoge were dirty sluts
Might be in the 1.3%

Are you implying that the Empress is a slut? BLASPHEMY! TREASON!

Nagisa is a dirty slut who spouts fucking BABIES EVERYWHERE LIKE A COCKROACH DO NOT WANT (has two ahoge)

>>3268710
Oh look, two sluts. The bottom slut is a bit more pretentious about it though.

What does wavy hair mean?

To disprove OP, find a girl with ahoge who is a slut.
Not what the above tried.

So does mai waifu KAEDE Smith fall into the 1.3% as well?

I had an ahoge when I was a kid, everyone made fun of me for it.

Seriously, no matter how much I would wet it or comb it, it would refuse to lay down. Even styling gel had a dubious hold on it.

Ahoges are traumatic.

>>3268753
incredible sex power but not a slut

>>3268765
>Female
>Not a slut
I'm see quite a contradiction here, Anon.

>>3268758
She desires nothing but desires your warm, delicious red red blood so it's hard to say...

>>3268710
The slut at the top looks a lot hotter than the that at the bottom.

>>3268710 (OP)
The slut at the top looks a lot hotter than the slut at the bottom.

Shirouko has no ahoge and is, most assuredly, not a dirty slut (she doesn't even understand what sex is)

>>3268771
Femanons. Hatred. I know it's just a joke, but that doesn't mean it doesn't piss them off.

One revealed her powerlevel by taking me down when I accidentally revealed mine once. My testicles, in case it wasn't already obvious, are her trophy.

>out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

>>3268792
I'm sorry, your post doesn't quite make complete sense, could you clarify?

>>3268790
She doesn't understand what it is, but that doesn't mean she never did it.

>>3268792
don't worry anon, if femanons are offended, they merely can gb2/kitchen and it'll all be cool

>>3268813
You seem to forget that they are the only people (aside of serial killers and other obvious exceptions) on the face of the earth crazier than we are.

>>3268753
Anyone with short or pseudo-short hair (ponytail, twintails, etc.) as the primary hairstyle is a slut.

I'm sorry, OP, that's just dumb.

>>3268818
That's a disturbingly accurate argument.

>>3268785
They both pale in comparison to the non-pictured slut.

I present slut with ahoge as proof that OP is wrong.

Naru Narusegawa. Your argument is invalid.

>>3268818
3D females are small-time

>>3268844
YOU ARE SMALL-TIME!

>>3268832
you shut your whore mouth!
Rin is a good girl who is just in touch with her sexuality, that's all

>>3268856
He's talking about Luvia.

>>3268856
Good thing that's a picture of Rider you're posting then.

>>3268859
Technically it isn't a picture of anything.

>>3268859
It's Rin, it's just a false Rin created by Rider.

>>3268841

>>3268710

>>3268856
I like to imagine her and Shirou getting REALLY in touch with their sexuality in London.

>>3268898
Well they do have Saber to play with.

You're supposed to post sluts with ahoge to prove OP wrong, not good girls without ahoge. He did say there's only a 98.7% slut rate for girls without ahoge.

>>3268904
That ended when Naru was mentioned. OP's whole argument falls apart in the face of that slut.

>>3268904
Well, it's concievable that in his out of all his samples, no sluts with ahoge came up. After all the existence of a slut with ahoge is a devil's proof.

>>3268832
>Luvia
>Shit Tier
>Rin is above Luvia

>>3268908
She's a virgin and not really having relationships with anyone. I don't think I can believe that.

>>3268904

It is already proven wrong.
>>3268747
Why would a non slut hangout with a delinquent on the first day?

>>3268903
>implying good end is true end

>>3268916
You can't grade facts.

>>3268922
The very nature of the Nasuverse is that of multiple timelines and divergences. All endings are canon, including bad ends or what the christ ends.

>>3268924
various religions do it all the time

>>3268939

>>3268928
that reminds me, is non-UBW Archer still in love with Rin? Because it seems like he is (for example Archer didn't have a problem with trying to kill Sakura in HF). That's very meta and all the FSN timelines should be taken with a grain of salt.

>/this thread

>>3268956
Well, any rational person would have no issues with killing Sakura.

>>3268956
Fate Archer was banging Rin.

>>3268995
>We like to think Fate Archer was banging Rin

>>3268956
I thought he didn't love anyone? Wasn't he the only "lone-wolf" character in the series?

Saber is slut too. When Shirou fucked her for the first time, there were no blood.

>>3269011
It would explain why she wasn't afraid of Shirou's cock during the mana transfer scene.

>>3269031
Not all virgins bleed.

>>3268825

Makoto has short hair and twin ahoge so she's double non-slutty.

>>3269031
Herp derp.

>>3269048
FACTS, MY ONE WEAKNESS!

If Saber was such a virgin, how did she know how to please a man?

>>3269072
Three easy steps to please a rookie:
1. remove rookie's pants
2. place dick in mouth
3. suck-ceed
It's not that hard.

>>3269072
Because Merlin showed her porn from the future by using magic.

>>3269076

>>3269041

And this Makoto is a good girl with no ahoge.

>>3269072
Think about it. Her army thought that their king was a man, yet she knows how to please a man.

...Obviously she sucked cocks to keep the morale high.

>>3269088
That whole story arc was like one big infuriating cocktease. It's a testament to Akamatsu's fishing skill that most of his fans stuck with him after that.

>>3268956
That's what the subtext says. Like how Rin's the only character that he seems to care about, and how she can dish the snark and sarcasm back as well as he can if not better. Plus, him tenderly running his fingers through Tohsaka's hair in Heaven's Feel.

>>3269011
Yes, we all do. Besides, Rin was not afraid of the penis, and she probably tested it out with Archer to make sure it would work.

But she had a waifu, so does she know how to please a woman too?

>>3269097
tohsakayoubitch.jpg

>>3269088
Motoko?

>>3269108

>>3269072
Do you really think that she got Caliburn/Excalibur for free?

>>3269103

She even knows how the please dragons ... why do you think they started to lair in her vagoo?

>>3269103
Yes, because Arthur and Guinivere's marriage was so great before.

>>3269108

Does she even count as a woman anymore?

>>3269108

Motoko Aoyama

>>3269072

It's really not that hard to please a man. If a women can suck one guys dick, she can suck them all.

>>3269130
Actually there is a certain degree of skill to it (or so I heard), it's just not ever really needed. Insert cock in mouth, win game.

>>3269128
I don't think it really matters anymore. I'm pretty sure everyone would still be attracted to her, regardless of gender.

>>3269146
I'm not, but I'm emotionally and sexually dead. Also I'm really boring.

>>3269156
Maybe Togusa is more your style?

(Or Tachikoma?)

>>3269187
Tachikoma.

>>3269142
So which of the three sluts is the best at it?

I say Rin because she never does it. She's probably saving her cocksucking skills for a special occasion.

ITT: my opinion > your opinion

>>3269231
>Saber and Rin are sluts
Hey buddy, I've got a secret, special drink for you <--

>>3269253
This is delicious! What do you call it?

>>3269253
Photographic evidence of Rin's sluttiness.

>>3269322

sweet good girls do that for the man they love

>>3269322
It's just her husbando.

>>3269325
>>3269321
>>3269315
>>3269312
>>3269306
IS SHE OK

Get out mugen, you gurofag.

More importantly, is Lancer a slut?

>>3269352
Being a pimp disqualifies you from slut status.

>>3269352
No.
Neither is Cu Chulainn.

>>3269334
No, good girls make their man happy just by being with them.

>>3269352

Well, according to the myth, he had many lovers.

>>3269358
>>3269356
True, true.
But what about Gil? Maybe the male servants just can't be sluts, they're all good men.

>>3269352
He's a horn dog. He'd fuck almost anything that moves if it's attractive and has a chance to kick his ass.

>femanons

Fuck off, worms.

>>3269334
>implying Rin loves Shirou

She just wants his cock, bro.

>>3269381
Gil's a slut. Look at all the partners he's had.

>>3269387
THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE VN

>>3269413
Gae Bolg piercing Rio Agilis. The most manly gay fight ever.

>>3269401
She wants his cock, and she wants to jackhammer him with a strapon.

Unfortunately, there are no pictures of this.

>>3269431
50% manly, 50% erotic and 0% gay.

YEAH, MEN!

>>3269401
She wants to make love to Shirou because she LOVES Shirou. It's Saber and Rider she feels lust for, but she only acts on it when Shirou's in the mix.

>>3269431
Brace for the epic Fate/Stay night newest route!
Unlimited Gay Works!

>>3269484
inb4 it shows up on /coc/.

>>3269472
If she really loved him, she would have let him cum inside.

>>3269500
Well she doesn't want to be a parent at that age. Then she WOULD be a slut.

>>3269503
She should be willing to take the risk if she genuinely loves him.

>>3269522
She doesn't want to put burdens he's not capable of dealing with on him. Killing demigods from ages past is nothing compared to supporting a waifu and child.

>>3269522
That's stupid.
Why should she suffer beacuse of it ?
besides I doubt he wants a child anyway.

It's all a moot point. He fills her up in FHA.

inb4 it doesn't happen

The side stories DO happen.

>>3269610
[citation needed]

>>3269614
They serve the same purpose as the Kagetsu Tohya side stories. Unless you are going to say Drinking Dreaming Moon didn't happen.

>>3269648
Nobody could be such a faggot.

>>3269610
They don't take place in the HA loop, but that doesn't mean they actually happen.

Well then it's settled, Rin is a canon slut.

>>3269712
Actually it was settled that she isn't.

>>3269725
...how?

Does it really matter? Frankly, most girls are or have the potential to be sluts. And that's the way it is.

>>3269725
Sup Rin Defence Force, how are you today

>>3269732
>>3269748
How was it settled that she is? We have a case, what do you have?

>>3269733
Everyone, male or female, has the potential to be a slut. Most are not sluts in practice however. .

>>3269748
On guard against Sakurafags and LOL ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND WE'RE COOL FOR SAYING SOfags as always.

>>3269759
She sucks cocks. She gets cummed inside.

She's a slut.

>>3269784
With her husbando. She's not a slut, she's a good waifu.

>>3269787
Too bad all Shirou wants from her is her tight pussy.

>>3269805
Man's pretty dedicated in his search for poon then.

>>3269787
She enjoys pleasing a man, she is a slut.

>>3269813
She's a good waifu who enjoys being a good waifu. She's not a slut, she's a dedicated worker.

>this thread

>>3269827
She doesn't have REAL dedication

She wouldn't sacrifice herself for the one she loves

>>3269827
There's more to being a good waifu than just being a fuck toy.

>>3269871
She has real dedication. Caster simply has IDEAL dedication.

>>3269905
Rin is only dedicated to the cock.

>>3269932
[citation needed]

>>3269960
see:
>>3269322

>>3269974
And that's her husbando. Your evidence is invalid.

Women get laid moar that neckbeards. Heartbreks begins.

>>3269994
She's dedicated to his cock. She doesn't care about the rest of him.

>>3270005
She cares about Archer, and hence Shirou's eventual fate. She cares about his well being like a good waifu.

Sluts are sluts regardless of hair. It all depends on how many times they have sex.

Once or more = slut
None or less = good girl

Pic related, good girls.

>>3270506
You know ...
Taiga fucks like a tiger.

>>3270506
How do you have less than no sex?

>>3270532
No masturbation.

>>3270532

You visit 4chan.

>>3270527
Lies, she doesn't even know what sex is.

>>3270546
Therefore, no girls have less than no sex.

>>3270592
flawless logic

>Slut: They've talked to anyone but me
>Not slut: She does slutty things with MY cock

>>3270665
Nah, even with MY cock she'd be a slut.

Girls without ahoge have more chances to be a slut.
This is proven.

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

Rin is a good girl. So what if she does some sexual things with her man? That's what lovers do. Of course, none of you faggots would know that.

>>3270665
Why is she talking to me? A pure girl is a girl I watch from a distance.

>>3270815
But what about girls you think are pure from a distance, but are living a secret life of sluttiness?

My god, it's true! Without the ahoge, Saber becomes a gluttonous whore!

>>3270865
Saber is always a glutton.

Black Saber is pure, you asshole.

>>3271145
>Black Saber is pure

YOU KNOW WHAT NARU? FUCK YOU! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GOD DAMNED WHORE, I SAID IT! IT'S CUNTS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE GUYS LIKE KEITARO THE WAY HE IS, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING PUSSY! I CAN'T STAND ANIME GIRLS LIKE YOU! A GUY COMES UP AND SHOWS INTEREST IN YOU AND YOU JUST BRUSH HIM OFF BECAUSE YOU THINK HE'S BEING PERVERTED AND THEN WHEN HE GOES OFF TO START A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU GET ALL OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE THINKING "WHY IS HE TALKING TO HER?" AND THEN YOU AIM THAT JEALOUSY MORE AT KEITARO AND YOU CONFUSE HIM EVEN MORE! GODDAMN YOU NARU, AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS WORSE KEITARO HAS GENUINE ACCIDENTS THAT END UP IN HILARIOUS SITUATIONS AND YOU FUCKING BUTT IN AND PUNCH HIM OR GIVE HIM SOME UNDUE SHIT. I KNOW YOU MARRIED HIM AT THE END OF THE SERIES BUT I HOPE KEITARO WAKES UP ONE DAY FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND LEAVES YOUR BITCH ASS HAVING TO TURN TRICKS TO PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AT TOKYO U WHILE HE’S RUN OFF HAVING A THREESOME WITH MUTSUMI AND KANAKO, AND HELL I BET ADULT KAOLLA AND FUCKING SHINOBU WILL BE THERE SINCE YOU KEPT FUCKING UP THEIR CHANCES WITH KEITARO. HAVE FUN GIVING HAND JOBS BEHIND THE JAPANESE 7-11 DURING THE DAY AND CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT THE ONE TRUE MAN YOU EVER LOVED, OR FOR THAT MATTER EVER TRULY LOVED YOU NO MATTER HOW SHORT A TIME IT WAS, IS GONE AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE! AND WHEN DEATH COMES BREATHING DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK, YOU CUM GUZZLING DUMPSTER WHORE, I HOPE THE GRIM REAPER TAKES YOU SCREAMING AND PLEADING TO THE VERY DARKEST BLACKEST DEPTHS OF THE HELL YOU CREATED FOR YOURSELF AND YOU SAMPLE THE TORMENT YOU PUT KEITARO THROUGH FOR ALL ETERNITY!

>>3271145
If by pure you mean she'll rape you to death, then yes.

Saber and dark saber is about as pure as my rotten cock.

>>3271958
Because you fucked them, right?

>>3271958
>Saber...pure as my rotten cock

That's one pure penis.