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>> No.32674838
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>> No.32674886

>>32674699
>Powerful
Completely optional.
I'd take one of the weaker ones as long as she's nice.
Though getting dominates by a powerful demon is always nice.

>> No.32674954
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>>32674584
>Loli is core 4chan culture
So are traps. What's your point?

>> No.32674991

>>32674795
Wisp-chan is thick!
How does she fit in her cage?

>> No.32675023

I want to pass out underneath a chubby hellhound's fat ass
>>32674954
Alps are not traps

>> No.32675036
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>You are getting disciplined today.

>> No.32675072

>>32675023
>Thinking she would even let you get out the easy way by passing out
Sure, good luck with that.

>> No.32675111

>>32675036
I read that as decapitated at first and I'm perfectly fine with it.

>> No.32675128

>>32674838
i am going to shove my head in their and nothing anyone can say will stop me.

>> No.32675137
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>>32674838
What do they want? For me to put my own legs in there? For me to put my head in there? What is it?

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>> No.32675298

>>32674954
alps are fine as long as they are extremely girly and indistinguishable from sabbath loli at first sight

>> No.32675378
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>>32675298
Go all the way or don't go at all.

>> No.32675389

>>32674954
Faggotry is off-topic

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>>32674795

>> No.32675419

>>32675023
But traps are still core 4chan culture too.

>> No.32675434

>>32675137
their ways are mysterious and their motives suspect

>> No.32675450

>>32674991
Ghosts can pass through things.

>> No.32675469

>>32675298
Alps should be either flat as a board or titty monsters with nothing in between.

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>>32675111

>> No.32675552

>>32675036
Oh no! Hopefully it doesn't involve her milking me with her delicious thighs.

>> No.32675560

>>32675498
What am I even looking at.

>> No.32675614

>>32675469
alps should have big butts and no tits

>> No.32675659

how did these threads react when the alp profile first came out?

>> No.32675671

>>32675560
I think it's supposed to be a head stump but that's not how anatomy works

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>>32675498
No

>> No.32675677

>>32675419
Faggotry is still off-topic.

>> No.32675692

>>32675659
Didn't it come out during the /a/ days?
Fuck it's been so long I don't remember.

>> No.32675702

>>32674838
Damn that's a hard choice; Being surrounded by sweaty legs, or smug footsies with eye contact.

>> No.32675751

>>32675677
>Faggotry
well irc alps can branch out as other mgs ,
so an alrune alp is possible.

>> No.32675801

>>32675560
>>32675671
>filename

>> No.32675806

>>32675671
>>32675560
Well based on the filename and the fact that there's a set of eyes inside the coat in the top right panel, I'd say that it's someone wearing a costume with a fake head to deceive a mantis girl for some reason

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What would happen if you told a dark priest that you want to marry the Fallen God?

>> No.32675882

>>32675806
It's from the latest raw chapter 48 of Ishuzoku Reviewers.

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>>32675378
Have the decency to spoiler that shit.

>> No.32676093

>>32675882
Then it's that dwarf thief dude

>> No.32676115

>>32676042
>c-can I skip the tea party? I don't feel so well today.

>> No.32676130

>>32675659
Wiki says the Alp profile appeared on March 22nd 2011, I don't even know if those threads were around back then.

>> No.32676148

>>32676115
Tea makes you feel better.

>> No.32676346

>>32676148
>They come over to your place instead
>You live in a neat mushroom house in Wonderland
>they start having their tea party in your bedroom
>while you lay in bed

>This is fine

>> No.32676494

Rapists make men scared.
seductresses make men horny. I think it is clear who is the superior mg.

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>>32676494

>> No.32676543

>>32676494
If they don't leverage both they aren't doing it right

>> No.32676548
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>>32676494
How about both?

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>>32676494
Wights have the capability of the first, with instadrain claws- while also having a profile that suggests they prefer seduction.

>> No.32676651

>>32676579
>tfw no wight to slowly eviscerate you with her claws while she tells you about all the things she's going to do to you, until you're begging her to finish the job

>> No.32676656
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>>32669970

>Wear a skimpy version of office attire (with no pants)
>Spends all day with your face in her hot sweaty pussy while she tip-taps away at her keyboard above you and hums cute showtunes
>When she geta anxious or bored she squeezes her thighs together, smooshing your face deeper
>Make her come to screaming, panting, shuddering, freight-train-accident orgasms with your tongue, followed by a few minutes of happy afterglow, and then repeated until she's done with work
>Constantly ruffles your hair, runs her (very sharp) nails down your neck and back, or absently plays with your drippy, swollen cock with her silky stocking-clad feet.
>Everytime you make her cum, you feel a rush of psychic arousal and cum a little yourself. She makes you wear edible bubblegum-flavored condoms so she always has a yummy snack
>Constantly tells you you're a good boy and murmurs loving words to you throughout the day, teasing you that she'll buy up your contract and make you her slave-boy husband F O R E V E R
>When you aren't being used as a human pussy-sucker, you make her coffee, get her files, schedule her appointments, and help out around the office
>The other Office Demons enjoy teasing you about your slim physique and pinching your bottom when you bend over to get something
>Sometimes if your boss wants a little extra kick she'll make you jerk off into her lunch a healthy salad or else make you stand while she sucks you off during a boring conference call
>Feeds you your lunch by hand while you kneel and thank her profusely for each (all-natural, organic, perfectly balanced, and delicious) bite of food she prepares for you each day.
>Your other duties include complimenting her perfect figure, giving her loving kisses upon request, brushing her long, lustrous hair before meetings, and doing naked push-ups to exhaustion until she can't take it anymore and rapes you on top of her desk

Eh, it's a living

>> No.32676706

>>32676093
It's Crim.

>> No.32676730

>>32676651
Imagine starting every day with your wight wife edging you to the brink, and being her incubus, only her claws can actually set you off. Having to go the whole day with your wight only using her normal hands and holes to please you, and only getting the claws after begging sweetly that night

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>>32676494
Really skilled seductresses make men comfy

>> No.32676834

>>32674838

>Feet first

"Soooo, Anon, *brushes leg with silky stockings* what brings you to this country *legs and feet in your crotch* will you be staying long with us~~?" *Feel them somehow undoing your pants with their feet*

>Head first

"Oooh! What a naughty boy~! Trying to see under our kimonos...well, go ahead, enjoy yourself in there...you won't be coming out again until we're satisfied *sweaty silky thighs close around your face*

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>>32676494
>I think it is clear who is the superior mg
The 7' tall amazonian night elf

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HEY MIKO
I'M PEKORICK!

>> No.32676984

>>32676656
>last spoiler
hot

>> No.32676993
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>>32676130

>> No.32677047

do hellhounds have a deep mommy voice or just a regular anime girl voice?

>> No.32677056

>>32676993
It's gay, but his pain is tangible.

>> No.32677062
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>>32676531
No.

>> No.32677064

>ywn get to volunteer as a sacrifice to a legendary 9ft tall dire manticore.

>> No.32677111

>>32677064
>ywn get to be the male offering to a crazed ochimusha Shura in the mountains

>> No.32677122

>>32677047
I'd submit to a Hellhound with a chainsmoker voice.

>> No.32677127

>>32677064
How'd her lazy ass stay single?

>> No.32677184

>>32676730

>Babe, can I cum
"No, sweety, wifey's busy. Just keep using my tight lil pussy. I know how much you like it back there~"
>But I can't cum like this, I need...more...
"Aw, poor hubby can't cum? That doesn't seem right, you couldn't stop babbling about how tight and hot I was last night..."
>You feel amazing, but I... can't...cum without y-your...
"My what? My claws? Is THAT what you were going to say *clench*? Is my sweet boy soooo addicted to my delicate little claws he just can't *clench* cum *clench* unless I run the tips of my fingers down his soul~? Poor thing, you must be DESPERATE *clench*
>Ooh, yes baby...pls...you're so beautiful, I wanna cum so bad, please gimme a claw-job?!
"You always were a charmer, sweetie. Keep begging, it is SO sexy baby~! I'll let you cum tonight--IF you're a good boy. You just keep at it with your delicious, fat cock mmmph! I'm almost ready to cum again!"

>> No.32677189

>>32676494
Getting seduced by a Demon loli, seducing her back and domming her is the best.

>> No.32677196

>>32677064
That sacrifice ritual should probably involve you turning into an undead incubus or something first because you are going to be needing that extra durability.

>> No.32677231

>>32677127
Her dad only now let her go fuck and her mom didn't want to share dad.

>> No.32677270

>>32677127
By being lazy.

>> No.32677401

>>32676751
The Snug is too powerful

>> No.32677478

>>32676751

I wanna pet and gently tug her floofy pubic hair while cuddling and drinking hot chocolate and watching the snow fall.

>> No.32677490
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>>32677184
Wight-chan truly is cruel...

>> No.32677531

>>32677047
they sound like dorks

>> No.32677578

>>32676984

Glad you liked it--not really good at writing malesub, but a girl making me exercise naked for her amusement is hot.

>> No.32677598

>>32676656
I don't think my dick's stamina won't last that lifestyle

>> No.32677662

>>32677490

Gentle loving orgasm denial is awesome, too bad most content is disgusting faggot shit.

What other mamono like to tease their husbands until he can't take it and blows a fat load inside her during mating-press?

>> No.32677691

>>32677578
The only thing I'd add is having her sit on his back while he's doing the push ups.

>> No.32677761

>>32676834
What'd they do to me if I turn back and go into my room

>> No.32677809

>>32677598

Don't worry--your coffee (and water...and food...and her kisses...) is laced with demonic aphrodisiac, ensuring your cock is permanently, almost painfully, engorged, and your nuts are swollen, firm, and sensitive with spirit energy. You'll never run out of stamina, eventually you'll just beg her to let you serve her more

>> No.32677910

>>32677761

>Go to to room
>Shitpost on /jp/ and eventually go to bed
>Wake up naked, blindfolded, and wrists tied, trapped under the hot, sweaty kotatsu of a very popular remote tea house, to serve as 'warming boy' to the many, many horny foxgirls who frequent the establishment

>> No.32677926

>>32677196
I'm sure your stamina would be forced to keep up as you pass out multiple times

>> No.32677939
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Good god, these slutty Zipangu shrine maidens will do anything to monsterize.

>> No.32677987

>>32677926
I mean stamina isn't the only issue. Manticores are rough, so imagine what dire manticores would do.

>> No.32678038

>>32677662
Probably slimes especially those aphrodisiac-inducing bubble slimes

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>>32677662
Pharaoh is top tier for orgasm denial like that.

>> No.32678262

>>32677184
>Wight denies man's orgasm throughout the day
>Later at night she goes all out with her claws
>Poor anon begs her to stop as he keeps cumming from is oversensitive post-orgasm dick
"Eh? Stop? But you said you wanted to cum right?"

>> No.32678269

>>32676579
>Wights have the capability of the first, with instadrain claws- while also having a profile that suggests they prefer seduction.
That's one of the biggest signs they're truely high class and not plebs. I want a Wight to invite me to sweep her off her feet.

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>>32677691

How about lying face-down on top of you and whispering 'encouragement' to you while you do your reps?

>46...47...48...Good boy! Keep it up, get to a hundred and I'll let you take me out to lunch! Won't that be nice? I'll get to show you off to all my high-class friends, and I'll even jerk you off while we wait for the food! How does that sound?

>Oop! Don't get *too* excited now, if you need to stop, just let me know. Of course, you'll have to apologize for your failure somehow, but I'm sure you'll find some way to make it up to me...

>> No.32678348

>>32677809
Why should I beg for her when I can push her down and blow a load into her ungodly pussy? I'm also sure she'd like my proactive-ness

>> No.32678385

>>32677691
That shit is great. Especially if it some lolibaba vampire mistress sitting on my back.

>> No.32678445

>>32677910
God, imagine getting random footjobs throughout the day. Being blindfolded only means that you don't know when and where the next one is coming

>> No.32678606

>>32677987
I'm sure big-manti would learn to not permanently damage hubby's body. Despite their sizes and attitude, they're secretly gentle and caring towards the man they adore

>> No.32678625

>>32677662
Dark Elves wouldn't really deny you so much as tie you down and hold you on the edge for as long as they can. Screaming for relief all the way.

>> No.32678650

>>32678606
It's not a problem if you are an incubus anyway

>> No.32678967

>>32678625
Dark elves are scary

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>32665923
>Loli trolls that haven't become aware of their naturally strong body "odor" and have not yet begun to use flowers to mask the aroma
JUST.
IMAGINE.

>> No.32679306 [DELETED] 

>>32665923
>Loli trolls that haven't become aware of their naturally strong body "odor" and have not yet begun to use flowers to mask the aroma
JUST.
FUCKING.
IMAGINE.

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>>32665923
>Loli trolls that haven't become aware of their naturally strong body "odor" and have not yet begun to use flowers to mask the aroma
JUST.
IMAGINE.

>> No.32679808

>Tanuki boss tells you to something off her desk during a meeting
>Go to grab it
>Notice she left a desk drawer open
>There's a dildo in the drawer
>It's very realistic
>You recognize it
>It's a dildo made from a mold of your dick
>She says nothing when you return to the meeting, but you notice her smirking at you out of the corner of your eye

>> No.32679821

>>32678348
>blow a load into her ungodly pussy
I know this post chain talks about an adult Demon, but that phrase really describes with feeling what I want to do with a loli Demon. Among other things.

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>>32675751
It doesn't matter if you can unequivocally prove that traps are compatible and belong in the threads, or even the cannon. The majority of people here do not want it to be here, so save your arguments, they literally will not matter. Or, you and giantess fan can go suck each other off while spamming the thread.
t. likes traps and giantess'. You gotta conform to thread culture my man.

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>>32678625
>>32678967
That's why you have to put them in their place.

>> No.32679887

>>32679872
Fag

>> No.32679987

>>32679837
he was making a pun anon

>> No.32680042

>>32679987
What pun?

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Imagine how ridiculously pent up must Deonora be after all this time.
When she finally snaps and takes someone he is gonna fucked so hard that he will be the one that ends up MERED.

>> No.32680142

>>32680080
i want to be a dragon's mere mammal

>> No.32680186
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>>32679887
No.

>> No.32680193

>>32680080
You got me imagining her going to a gloryhole style establishment in dragonia where dragons stick their tail through a hole to get oiled and massaged.

>> No.32680286

>>32680186
Fag and newfag

>> No.32680372
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>>32680193
Big, strong monster tails need to be worshiped.

>> No.32680544

>>32680080
No, she's definitely the kind of character fated to lose to cock and get mere'd. And then you'll get to be king, gather political support from other monster kingdoms and trade embargo druella's extremist fuckin shits until they start behaving themselves.

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>>32680372

>> No.32680727
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Your servants are fighting again

>> No.32680805

>>32680660
that lizard is dangerous to my penis

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>>32674795

>> No.32681027

>>32677910
Good end

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32681099

>>32679872
Come on now, she might be a bit rough with me, but it is all out of love. She has never done any lasting harm.

>> No.32681238

>>32680544
But I wholeheartedly support Druella.

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32681286

>>32680286
No.

>> No.32681328

>>32680870
What's this?

>> No.32681482

>>32681238
Same. I would join one of those underground demon cults located in a human city

>> No.32681583 [DELETED] 

Ice queen lewd >>6072397

>> No.32681672

>>32678142

Pharoah would be hardcore OD queens. Edging you over and over again until your mind breaks, using her Command Voice to keep you from going over the edge while she makes you pound her tight brown pussy.

>> No.32681733

Welp, dunno how crossboard but ice queen lewd
>>>/h/6071579

>> No.32681769

>>32681672
They would definitely use it for punishments that's for sure

>> No.32681851

>>32680372
>Oh? So you're the dirty little pervert they sent me? Well, then, I won't deny you--go ahead, worship my tail, you naughty human. If you do a god job I might--MIGHT--consider keeping you as a personal body servant...

>> No.32681951

>>32680372
Hey, it's that alp lilim. Do you think someone can be turned into a muscle alp without getting turned into a twink first?

>> No.32681973

>>32674795
Nice

>> No.32682062

>>32681733
Fucking nice.

>> No.32682473

What monster would win in a monster girl Wacky Races?

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>>32674795
What are your thoughts in the new Order Centered and focused DLC Expansion?

>> No.32682586

>>32681769

(Pls no bully, trying something out here)

"How DARE you touch yourself without permission!?"
>Please Mistress I only meant to---
"Silence, slave-boy! You are here to use those lovely boy-fingers to make *me* squirm and drip and cum, not for tugging and fist-fucking your long, fat cock and *wasting* your delicious holy sperm by shooting it inside your loincloth like a disgusting little *pervert*~

I've already told you, if you *must* pleasure yourself, you may gaze upon my divinely magnificent form, which I GRACIOUSLY allow you to view whenever you beg sweetly. That should be more than enough to satisfy you. Failing that, you are to kneel and beg sweetly if you would like your Pharaoh to edge you--you know I am *happy* to grant such a boon--or to annoint me with oil and worship my irresistable brown body with your lovely strong hands. But you WILL cease playing with your lovely penis, or I will have to do something to make sure your lovely semen stays inside you until our monthly conception ceremony...

For now, you are on no-touch. You will not touch your cock unless I instruct you, but please do feel free to play with your new nipple rings. In fact, I order you to--be sure ti moan loudly and thank me for being so kind--look, I'll even let you stare at my belly while you play with yourself. No cumming, though, darling, and no edges until you learn to obey better. Only 2 more weeks until my fertile day, and then you can cum aaaalllll you want~~~"

>> No.32682614

>>32682473
Always bet on wurm.

>> No.32682616

>>32675413
I want this snake to adopt me

>> No.32682675

>>32681238
Druella sucks. Dragonians understand that while strong and proud monstergirls should remain such, they should still bend over for males and wear collars.

>> No.32682689
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>>32682616

>> No.32682756

>>32682513
The only thought I have is to wonder why you keep posting the same shit.

>> No.32682806

>>32677662
My waifu certainly has the skills for it, but I'm such a self-conscious quickshot that she'll often hold back for my sake. Sometimes we work on my endurance by her lightly teasing me or my being inside her while doing mundane things, like cuddling or vidya.
Maybe if she were on a particularly mean streak, but even then it seems more likely she'd just cruelly drain me dry till my my mind breaks (just a little).

>> No.32682847

its not really rape if ___________

>> No.32682867
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32682867

>>32682847
you're begging for release

>> No.32682895

>>32682513
I look so forward to corrupting the girls, as for the guy. I think a certain demon princess is about to become a very happy wife.

>> No.32682950

>>32682847
he enjoys it

>> No.32682962
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>>32682847
she owns you

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>>32682847
if you win

>> No.32683073

>>32682616

>Thicc Greek Academic Snek woman adopts you as her research assistant/house-boy/love slave
>Is very maternal and strong-minded but LOVES to be manhandled by you
>Favorite RP in bed is Barbarian HumanxCaptive Snek Princess
>Has become very 'submissive' after marrying you, referring to you as 'The Man of The House' and asking your opinion on everything, while actually running the household with an iron grip
>Immediately folds though.when you make a decision on something, and backs you to the hilt
>Loves to belly dance for you before taking you to bed, making you sleepy and horny with her slow, graceful hip motions
>Loves to wrap you up in her tail, but also enjoys it when you pin her down and have your way with her
>Is VERY fertile

>> No.32683101
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32683101

>>32682847
signed the contract. Should have read the fine print.

>> No.32683126

>>32682962
Anon please.
High elves don't perform cruel slavery like their darker kin, they practice 'indentured servitude' so you can repay them for the crime of you being an undignified sava- *ahem* 'rampant delinquent'.

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>>32683126
I would rather go with the more honest elves then.

>> No.32683349

>>32677662
Ushi-Onis
This post brought to you by the Ushi-Oni Ad Council

>> No.32683360

>>32682806

What species? My wife (Pharaoh) makes me edge for her multiple times per day as I stare into her eyes and tell her all my secrets, like how I'm in love with the cute little freckle on her tummy or how much I enjoy being ordered to make her cum.

She only lets me cum once a month during her most fertile day, since she seems to think semen retention will make me more potent. The rest of the month I'm simply not allowed to cum, even though she rides me hard every night to multiple screaming orgasms and makes me kiss and lick her all over after her bath which she has 3 times a day, the spoiled little wench.

>> No.32683435

>>32682847
both parties consent

>> No.32683475
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32683475

How do you properly wash your dog?

>> No.32683541
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32683541

Have a story of an expeditionary force discovering elven lands and going horribly right or wrong?

>> No.32683544

>>32682586
Not a big fan pf nipple piercings, but overall still found this hot. Good job anon. You the same guy that wrote the vampire dicked posts?

>> No.32683688

>>32683475
I don't

>> No.32683731

>>32677662
My wives all would.
Although one would be for more sadistic reasons. She still however likes it when i go dumb from sex urge and crush her womb.

>> No.32683737

>>32680042
What does faggotry sound like anon

>> No.32683839
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>>32682847
we're both screaming

>> No.32683902

>>32682513
Is this KC's new game?

>> No.32683933

>>32683126
They meh call man a race of undignified savages, but all types of elves still love it when their human "servant" utters his love for her after an intense "punishment" session.

>> No.32684053
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32684053

>kozō

>> No.32684109

>>32683933
of course.
It means he's learning his lesson.
No parole though.

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>>32683902
SAO fanart.

>> No.32684186
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>>32684053
Daily reminder that lolis a shit and onahole wives are better

>> No.32684212

>>32682895
The blue one already has cat ears. What do you think's going on there?

>> No.32684326
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32684326

>>32683215
Then you can punish them.

>> No.32684329

>>32683349

Do you know the meaning of pleasure? Well, do you boy!

*MPHMMM! MGHMMM!*

Well, you will soon. I have you All. Tied. Up. Thought you could dispatch me, hero? Think again--I have you at my mercy. And now you're going to spend the rest of your long, looong life serving me as my breed-slave *brushes cock with her fingertip*

I know what you were expecting, little boy. You thought I'd ride you mercilessly, make you cum, over and over again, pressed up against my soft, warm body, wrapped in my strong, furry legs. Did you dream of that, hmm? Did you get *hard* thinking of me *raping* over and over again, letting you cum deep in my perfect spider-pussy forever? I bet you did...

But I won't be raping you today, little hero. You see, you hurt me--your little sword actually *cut* my skin.

>It's a paper cut, barely a scratch.

So before I let you enjoy you life as my broodmate and let you surrender to the endless pleasure of me dropping my tight *cunt* down on your hips over and over and over until you loose your silly little mind over me, I have to punish you first.

We're going to see how long you can hold out before my teasing little fingers make you *beg* me to take you into my mouth. I hope you hold out a long time, hero, I'm going to enjoy teasing your drippy little cock over and over again until you Just. Can't. Take it. Then I'll do it again with my mouth. Then my tits. Then maybe my soft fur. Oh, trust me, little hero, before I'm done with you you'll come to regret your rudeness. Of course, you'll be too busy squealing and begging and sucking my fat, wet pussy to think much about it. It's alright--I'm sure I'll come to forgive you...eventually.

You'll probably end up calling me Mistress and begging me to make you a cute little butler outfits so you can serve me tea and groom me like a proper husband should, but by then your cock will be fat enough to do your real job, which is filling me up with your yummy strong Hero seed night after night after night. If you're a good boy, I'll let you name our Male children, how does that sound?

Oooh, so eager already. Well, then, lets get started with your punishment, then.

Welcome to your new life, my Husband~~

>> No.32684533

>>32683435
based and patrician opinion

>> No.32684585

>>32684053
I wanna huff her breath

>> No.32684590
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>>32684326
Based

>> No.32684652

>>32683544

Me neither, but I figured an Egyptian slave would have them. Besides, I love the idea of being forced to use secondary or tertiary rogenous zones.

Yup, trying to get a little better at my writing.

>> No.32684725

>>32684329
She better create a custom webbing cock sock made pefert for teasing and force me to drink her semen enhancing milk to make my balls even fuller.

>> No.32684744
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>>32684326
Do you mind, I just want to love and be loved by my elven wife in peace.

>> No.32684876

>>32683541
Pretty meh frankly speaking. The author should have opted for a generic John Who perspective's narration rather than this whacky pseudo-officious babble that's had to follow.

>> No.32684948

>>32684652
I can understand. How about specially designed feather top that brishes the nipples depending on how you move.

Good to see. You should save your stuff cause even if your new your pretty good.

>> No.32684973
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32684973

I won't touch a fox unless she's ancient

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32685117

If you upset your mistress, all you have to do is stay calm and think smart.

>> No.32685131

>>32684973
Thats how you get raped by an utterly ancient CC fox who blames you for her inability to remove her virginity.

>> No.32685226

>>32684973
I don't whip my dick out for any fox with less than eight tails.

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32685256

Is smuglo.li kill?

>> No.32685273

>>32682586
Pharaohchan is a meanie! Also greedy! She wants a 2 weeks worth of pent-up lust!

God imagine what she's going to do to you the day before, especially if she edges you for hours in preparation for the final, long-waited event

>> No.32685293

>>32685256
Works fine for me

>> No.32685295

>>32684973
I don't want any fox that I don't have to break at least 12 seals and eight different taboos to get

>> No.32685310

>>32685117
Letting mammy bammy grow your mistress's chest out has worked I see.

>> No.32685368

>>32684973
I will only trust foxes who are willing to fully submit to me. Otherwise how can I be sure my liver will be safe?

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So, you think you can just 'cum' whenever and wherever you want? You think it's *funny* cumming in my 2000 gilder fetish leathers!? I had to attend the Junior Mistress's Ball smelling like a filthy human cum-dumpster--I couldn't get the smell of your manly, yummy cum-musk out of my head. Everyone stared at me and snickered all night and I had to run to the bathroom 3 times just to rub one out and get your scent out of my nose so I could stay sane enough to deliver my speech!

The WORST part was that *bitch* Liliana Silvertree coming up and asking me who wore the collar in my relationship--Oh, God, it was so humiliating!

Bend over my knee, you little pervert! I'm going to spank your ass raw, and then I'm going to tie you up and suck your huge sexy cock dry until I get my fill of your delicious cum. RRRGH!

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>>32685295
Does it count if she put the seals on herself?

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>>32685256
Please do not talk about them here.

>> No.32685399

>>32685226
Dont Foxes have to be extremely old in mge if they dont have a husband to have multiple tails?
Thats a lot

>> No.32685411

>>32683073
Big sneks are for cuddling while being wrapped tightly with their bodies

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>>32684973
Besides foxes, what other monsters make the best gilfs?

>> No.32685429

>>32685368
QRD on liver joke?

>> No.32685441

>>32685293
Got it to work, thanks.

>> No.32685451

>>32674838
Perceive the pungency.

>> No.32685471

>>32685429
kumihos

>> No.32685520

>>32685386
Maybe

>> No.32685588

>>32685417
Literally all of them as no monster would not want to fuck the shit outta their husband. Unless you mean gilf looking.

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>>32685273
head scratches, ear cleaning, and running her sharp little nails over your skin until you beg for release, at which point she'll give you a deep french kiss and point to her crotch

>> No.32685640

>>32685429
months ago some gurofag tried to push his gore shit in here with kumihos wanting to kill him

>> No.32685641

>>32683360
Anon, you should tell her that pregnancy attempts can be done multiple days within the range she is most fertile. If she really wants your baby, she should have you cum inside her between -4 days and +3 days during her fertility. It will drastically raise the chances, you know

>> No.32685644

>>32683360
Doesn't your wife get hungry with all that edging?
>What species?
Hehehe...
She hates pitiful things, and can't stand to see me at my lowest. She'll tease me and watch me squirm, but it's no fun if there isn't any fight left in me (for her to milk out till I faint). Outside of that she's pretty caring and a bit fussy about proper health and fitness. She likes it when I take the lead, either by surprise or head-on, and wants me to be ready when the urge strikes.

>> No.32685687

>>32683737
Carrot?

>> No.32685740

>>32685640
What would kumihos even do? Do they tackle a man, rip off his clothes, and blow on his belly?

>> No.32685831

>>32685740
Probably. They would act like manticores for sure and play up the liver eating aspect despite not doing that due to new demon lord.

>> No.32685865

>>32685687
Fag-a-tree, fren.

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>>32676857
>Only 7'
Nightelves are perfect. Noble, graceful, elegant. But savage. That's the most important aspect, it's hidden most the time but without it they'd only be 8/10, and not 10/10.
>You'll never be a lone woodsman human boy who stumbles his way into territory of some Sentinels.
I absolutely curse that anon that reminded me how hot that scene from wc3 was where the elves were teasing and giggling while hidden in the trees. I didn't need to be made so keenly aware of something I'll never experience.

>> No.32685933

>>32684329
How does an ushi control her urges to suppress her sexual desires to just take the whole cock inside her?
I'm imagining an ushi with a seal on both eyes

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>>32684725

>Tight, elastic webbing cock-harness that keeps you hard and tight, straining and dripping while she tortures you with the silky-soft sensation of her fur on your cockhead

pls no more bully Ushi-Mummy

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>>32684973
Just tie her up so you don't have to touch her if you don't wanna.

>> No.32686050

>>32685740

I have no idea why, but a cute girl pinning me down and nibbling my bellybutton sounds AMAZING

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>>32685295
Do bondage ropes count as seals?

>> No.32686069

>>32685881
>No MGE version of Warcraft to Paladin (The Help those in Need kind) my way through the world.
If I could go neutral in WoW I would have.

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>>32685368
By tying them up.

>> No.32686134

>>32685370
That's dark elf-chan's fault for not tieing up her human in the most intricate shibari

>> No.32686165

>>32685971
Tying up a fox implies ownership and desire. If you truss a fox you better be prepared to take responsibility for her.

>>32686119
Duh.

>> No.32686170

>>32685429
This >>32685471

>> No.32686212

>>32686069
They're absolute fucking hacks that steal all their shit but FFUUUUCK if Azeroth girls aren't amazing. I could happily swap the furries for actual MGs though. Big minotaur tauren ladies would be great.

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>>32685933

She's an unusually prideful spider. Probably has some Wite or Demon ancestry somewhere.

Also, I love Ero-Onis. All the unholy lust and cruelty of a regular oni, but all fluffy and cute and pink too!

How many children do we have to have before my Ushi waifu turns into an Ero?

>> No.32686219

>>32685740
It's apparently fine since your liver can grow back.

>> No.32686309

>>32686056
Only if they're enchanted. You should also paste some paper talismans on there for good cause

>> No.32686339

>>32686212
>Big minotaur tauren gals.
>Loli sandfoxes
>Hulking werewolf gals with dapper hats.
Then you have the sauhagin merlock lolis.

I'd just have to bonk them on the head and send them off.
>That awkward part when you start helping out a horde town and they're just confused as to why you're out there and not attacking them.

>> No.32686370

>>32686213
Just pray to eros and make plenty offerings

>> No.32686388

>>32683126
As long as the tall and soft high elf general sits on my face with her massive rump then I am happy.

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>>32686069
>You're a hero mister!
>Meanwhile I am ripping the soul out of my enemies to feed to my wrathguard for doing a good job
Forced heroism and villainous classes do not mix, though I would love to see MG versions of the other warlock demons, doubt succubus would change too much

>> No.32686503

>>32686388
Its not massive, its 'shapely'.
Ponder this as you get to inspect it up close.

>>32686428
Its not even forced heroism.
If I could help folks on either side, would.
Always gotta help those in need.

>> No.32686532

>>32676834
Penis first.

>> No.32686538

>>32686134

Poor thing--she does try so hard...but the truth is, she loves her hubby a little TOO much, and has been having recurring dreams of being tied up and *taken* by him over and over.

It takes every ounce of willpower not to submit and prostrate herself before her bemused mate and beg him to collar her. Fortunately, he's easygoing and is happy to humor her.

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>>32686339
>Dapper victorian werewolf girls
I didn't even consider that. That's great.
>Sandfoxes
For better or worse I checked off after WOTLK These new races... wew.
>Then you have the sauhagin merlock lolis.
They're unironically the only way I can imagine sahuagin girls now.

>>That awkward part when you start helping out a horde town and they're just confused as to why you're out there and not attacking them.
Give it a little rep grinding and they'll get the message.

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>>32674795

>> No.32686654

>>32686538
>A dominating dark-elf that secretly also wants to be dominated
H-hot

>> No.32686668

>>32677910
My door is locked and rigged with an alarm.

>> No.32686690

>>32686547
It is.
Don't forget that they are HEUG tier as well as dapper.

And yeah, there will be lots of rep grinding.
To the point that the tauren minos start waving whenever they see me marching about....although if we do a 'direct' translation the WoW trolls to MGE troll translation will be...interesting.

>> No.32686708

>>32686503
Wasn't saying you were doing forced heroism, you are just being a hero, fitting for a WoW paladin
Mostly just making a joke about how the player in WoW often finds themselves in the seat of a "hero" regardless of if they are a shining beacon of all that is good, or a warlock who is literally using souls to fuel demonic murder machines in the name of power in a setting with a very tangible afterlife

>> No.32686735

>>32686668
Foxes are crafty and stealthy. I'm sure they'd fine a way

>> No.32686748

>>32683126

>Be indebted to Elf lady for insulting some tree
>Become her love slave
>Informed everytime I cum I increase my debt
>She enjoys force-feeding me potions and riding me until I cum with every stroke
>Whipped with an aphrodisiac-infused crop if I disobey
>Have to bathe, dress, feed, massage, and care for her from the minute she gets up
>Constantly touching her smooth skin
>Potions make me.constantly horny and leak precum everywhere
>She bullies me and increases my debt some more
>Recently she accidentally tasted my cum and decides she wants to bottle it as "Essence"
>Modifies me some more so I cum liters at a time
>I am now her boy-toy for the next 4000 years

>> No.32686771

>>32686708
Oh yeah, they definitely do that in the game.
Problem with me is I'd do it regardless, be I a paladin or (if I had my way) a necromancer.

>>32686748
Should've behaved yourself in the forest.

>> No.32686774

>>32686668
>he thinks that will save him from the foxes
Into the Kotatsu with you

>> No.32686805

>>32686654

The subbier she feels, the more she has to overcompensate.

Unfortunately, she gets subby whenever she smells your pheremones, so your constant calisthenics are driving her wild...

>> No.32686827

>>32685968
Your cock will weep in teqsimg agony till she decides to forgive you.

>> No.32686882

>mucus toad rides on an invisible motorcycle

>> No.32686911

>>32686735
And I'm paranoid and armed.

>>32686774
After I'm done with Counter Strike.

>> No.32686956

>>32686805
>Unfortunately, she gets subby whenever she smells your pheremones, so your constant calisthenics are driving her wild...
What I wouldn't give to make a werewolf girl utterly addicted to my scent like this.

>> No.32686984

>>32686690
>Have to take up tailoring because you gifted her an overcoat for a tall, sure, but mostly average sized human girl, before you found out she was Gilnean
>Every transformation sends her into a berserker rage because she rips the coat, but she also refuses to not wear it all the same
>She's a little airheaded
>Thankfully, the two of you raided a giant spider's den and you should be able to weave some strong but flexible silk into the coat soon
>You'll have to get around to custom fitting her a tophat, although the way her ears poke though tears in the brim is kind of cute.

>direct translation
I actually had to separate the two in my head because I just couldn't reconcile the differences, and wasn't interested in trying since it would involve heavy thematic compromise on what makes both girls great.

>> No.32686992

>>32685968
Ushi's are cruel and scary...
I love it though

>> No.32687030

>>32686911
Of course you're armed! In fact, you have two of them!
>>32686882
What

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32687166

>>32674795

>> No.32687171

>>32676834
What if I go in sideways

>> No.32687187

>>32686956
Werewolves are for trying to play the hunting game. You get a 1 hour headstart into the woods, and you should escape her for 24 hours. When she catches you, she can use the remaining time to do whatever she wants. Though, it will be very bestial, especially if you're reeking of sweat from running all over the place

>> No.32687290

>>32686984
A very useful profession that one.
I'm sure she's very eager to 'make it up' to you.

And yeah, direct translation would be rough.
So tall, lanky tribal girls that maaaaaaay want to hate fuck you for whatever humans did to her species may be on the table.
Even more so than the orcs and they were enslaved for a while.

>> No.32687300
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32687300

>>32687187
Little does she realize who's actually the hunter and prey.

>> No.32687394

>>32674838
Snatch the kotatsu and walk away.

>> No.32687469

>>32684744
Is that the paizuri dark elf???

>> No.32687485

>>32687300
>Anon chuckles to himself, ready to spring the trap, he would show her how humans survived this long in a hostile world
>Gets blindsided and pounced by werewolf 14 minutes in

>> No.32687488

>>32687290
I'll tell her Trolls were the first aggressors while railing her from behind, but they can have their elf-grudge. They did kinda set up shop on sacred Amani ground. Just gotta keep my Eversong rendezvous a secret from that one.

>> No.32687506

>>32687469
the very same

>> No.32687511

>>32687469
Yes it's her.

>> No.32687577

>>32687485
>implying it wasn't a dummy wearing my sweat-drenched clothing

>> No.32687589

>>32687488
>Remember, when in doubt, blame the elves.
That being said, finding some scarred, proud, CAKE tier orc warrior that wants to secretly do slave play with her as the slave would be hilarious.

Though you do need to complete the 'quest' to lay on elf of every flavor.

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>> No.32687663

>>32687469
She looks pretty small for paizuri.

>> No.32687687
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>> No.32687706

>>32687663
its not the size of the tits, its how you use them

>> No.32687770

>>32687706
Would still be better if they were bigger.

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>>32677662
Orgasms are just electric signals sent from your brain that triggers once it thinks it has received enough stimulus. Imagine gremchan attaching a device in the back of your neck to block your orgasm. The gadget would be a cruel thing, denying you the release even if you strap yourself into her most cruel and stimulating sex machines. There, you will be squirming in frustration as your body won't obey you. After all, all this pleasure you've experienced would've made you cum a long, long time ago... if not for the device

Imagine your gremlin wife just sitting nearby, enjoying watching your predicament on trying to achieve what is impossible. Her craftmanship and precision with machines is just too good. There is no way the device would flaw and malfunction. You know that you are a slave to her. You know that your orgasm is hers to control. You know that all it takes is just for her to snap her fingers to turn off the device. But no, she wants to savour this scenery. In fact, she's pleasuring herself—presenting you with an orgasm you can never hope to achieve yourself.

You'd cry and beg for her to release you over the edge, to be free of this psychological torture. She is taking her time, though. She wants to wait a few more hours for the device to store the orgasm-inducing electric surges that is supposed to be sent from your brain to your whole body. She believes the wait is worth just to see all that pent-up stimulus surge like a dam from the edge of your finger tips to the tip of your toes, contorting your face into the biggest world-breaking ahegao and melting your mind into a twitching mess. Currently though, she is a patient girl, like all mechanics are.

>> No.32687892

>>32687806
Conversely, the raiju that just spams that signal over and over and over

>> No.32687926

>>32687577
Oh, a wolf's acute senses is accurate enough to distinguish between you and the dummy. Believe me I tried it

>> No.32688012
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32688012

>>32686748
Just walk on down to the local Danuki & Demon co-owned law firm, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you out. They'll be able to show that by any legal metric the Elf is the one that is hopelessly indebted to YOU after all of your service.
Sure, there's no way you and your modified body is getting out of this without getting leashed by the paperwork to your two saviors, but at least you aren't the lowest on the pecking order now.

>> No.32688034

>be realtor for a new neighborhood
>for whatever reason, have a huge dark elf clientele
>they always look bored when they're touring the house
>only feature they care about is the basement
>always insist it be spacious, most prefer that it's completely unlit as well
>some of them bring measuring tapes to see how much "furniture" (they always say that in a weird tone) they can fit in there
>when they find a basement they like, they laugh manically
What a colorful species. Always so cordial! One of them even invited me to a housewarming party to "break in the basement," whatever that means.

>> No.32688060
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32688060

Cute doggos make the best alarm clocks.

>> No.32688079

>>32687589
Gotta crack that haughty ojou aura some how. Especially the high elves, those blood elf ladies are a little more intense and kinda... driven. Baby crazy that lot, what with the elf genocide thing.
>That being said, finding some scarred, proud, CAKE tier orc warrior that wants to secretly do slave play with her as the slave would be hilarious.
Demonblood or no demonblood? Both are good of course. Savage frostwolf big game huntress for big snu snu on the one hand, repentant second war vet greenskin shamaness on the other for spiritual tantric sex.

>> No.32688082

She killed millions
To save billions

>> No.32688338

>>32688012

Based. I love the idea of being the middle slave between a stern but loving mistress and an utterly broken, devoted fuckpet that I get to bully when Mistress doesn't need me.

>> No.32688368

>>32688079
Greenskin of course.
She'll even wear the wolfhead during for 'authenticity'.

And yeah, while the night elves are more 'easy going', a blood elf or high elf may not stop till you're knocking her up....and may be willing to track you down for more.
Easily addicted those ones.

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>>32688082
Hey, Superwurm is an upstanding heroine, she can't help it if there's some accidental collateral damage from her clumsiness while she saves the day.

>> No.32688400
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32688400

The best kind of monster are titty monsters.

>> No.32688429

>>32688034

Oh no no no we got too cocky realtorbros!

>> No.32688522

>>32688400
She looks like a lamp with boobs from the thumbnail.

>> No.32688526

>>32688034
Basements are expensive to dig out though. You should just build a large second floor with no windows, and an adequate sound-proofing.

>> No.32688561

>>32688400

Uhm, e-excuse me...I don't mean to intrude, I-I was just wondering...w-would you be so kind as to massage me? My b-breasts have gotten so *full* since The Procedure, and everyone always runs away from me *sob* I'm not that u-ugly, am I?

>> No.32688595

>>32688338
Excuse me? You think the danuki is just a fuckpet?

>> No.32688646

>>32688398
Wurms with glasses are cute

>> No.32688701

>>32686532
It's a kotatsu anon... not an ona

>> No.32688713

>>32688595
i think he meant mistresses and considers the elf the fuckpet.

>> No.32688766

>>32688595

No silly, the *former* elf mistress, now thoroughly submissive and VERY eager to apologize for her poor behavior.

Especially since she's addicted to your newly-enhanced semen-dispenser

>> No.32688774

>>32687892
This is why you should avoid raijus. They can make you retarded from all that

>> No.32688840

>>32687806
Gremlins' creations are scary

>> No.32688854

>>32688526
That's what I've been saying! Apparently it's "not the same" to them. I asked what they meant, and they just said it had something to do with the proper atmosphere. Not sure what they meant, but the nice young lady that invited me over told me she'd "help me to understand."

>> No.32688965

>>32688854
Just be careful anon. Don't drink or eat anything she prepares. Don't smell any funny looking flowers. Also make sure your wrist doesn't get cuffed to anything.

>> No.32689011

>>32686748
>bottle it as "Essence"
How long until flightless harpies take over production? Hmmmm?

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>>32676494
>being scared won't make me stop sucking you dry you know

>> No.32689101

>>32688774
What if you're already retarded?

>> No.32689153

>>32688368
I bet when she orgasms she cries with the voice of the wind, the earth shakes and lightning cracks the sky. I needn't specify what's hot and wet.
>a blood elf or high elf may not stop till you're knocking her up....and may be willing to track you down for more.
>Easily addicted those ones.

>Think you're safe travelling the roads of the Hinterlands because there's an old elven lodge whose rangers guard the wilderness and beat back the local beasties
>Make camp just a little ways off the road, only do the basic to defend yourself from curious wild animals
>Sleep well and deep
>Awaken in a lodge hidden high in the mountains tied to a chair and blindfolded and gagged while a tall elven lady bounces on your lap while another sits between your legs licking and sucking your balls while another lady's passed out on the nearby bed with streams of jizz leaking down her milky white toned thighs
>Turns out you started your way up their mountain paths right as the lodge had decided they need to replenish their numbers
>They'd already drugged you in your sleep with fertility herbs that keep you going and going while the elves rotate, taking turns looking after you and milking you dry
>They eventually free you after you'd blown your load balls deep in each of them multiple times and offered you swift passage through the mountains to catch up on lost time, of if you'd prefer, you could stay as their communal husband and they'd make up for all the proactive mating with famous hospitality, treat you like a king
To be entirely honest, I wouldn't, couldn't make it long as a sex tourist in Azeroth.

>> No.32689161

>>32689058
Okay, I'm dry. Now what?

>> No.32689194

>>32689101
You become retarded++

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>>32688400
wrong.
the best kind of monster are titty monsters who have otherwise very childish bodies

>> No.32689277

>>32689194
Oh awesome, an upgrade

>> No.32689292

>>32686882
Sounds like one crazy frog anon.

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Are Foxes actually good wives, or is this just widespread mofu propaganda?

>> No.32689378

>>32689153
Exactly.
Gets her off harder than anything, although the neighbors may not be all that pleased with the errant lightning calls.
And the 'spirits' she deals with may start getting interested in who their contractor keeps talking about.

And yeah, you'd need to be careful lest those elves, once again, do something rash.
And you won't have to worry about anything for nine months....till they track you down and try to get another kid put in them.

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>>32689363
They do.

>> No.32689481

>>32689416
Vulpine hands typed this post

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>>32689363
You're thinking of wolf tengus.

>> No.32689601

>>32689363
they are horrible beings who will enslave you and force you to work yourself to death in their onions fields for no pay whatsoever.

>> No.32689657

>>32689153
Eredar waifu is better. You get an evil ara ara draenei with built in fuck-me-heels and tail to rival lilims.

>>32689363
They're as good of wives as Ushis

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>>32689363

>> No.32689700

>>32689601
Just give her a Nintendo Switch and get a girlfriend to share yourself with.

>> No.32690042

>>32689378
Neighbours should have thought twice before moving in next to a shamanic lodge.
>spirit sex
Kinky, I bet each spirit has her own specialty too.
>Ancestral ghost sex
Kinky if you don't think about it.

>And yeah, you'd need to be careful lest those elves, once again, do something rash.
Yeah, you gotta be careful with those. you could be mid raid when a blood elf magister teleports in grabs you, and teleports out and you find yourself in a pleasure dome of luxurious and rich bedding, draping sheer sheets, swirling clouds of dank mana vapour, platters of obscenely opulent foodstuffs and deliriously fine wines and piles of scantly lingerie clad elves demanding to be impregnated. Again. With some new additions to the pile.

>> No.32690061

>>32688965
Just read this. It's not that big of a deal if I did any of those things, is it? I only had one cocktail she made me and a couple of hors d'oeuvres. Did I commit some elf faux pas? She insisted I have them, and looked really pleased when I complimented her mixing skills. Said it was an old family recipe.
On an unrelated note, do dark elves live in hot climates? I swear it's been getting hotter and hotter in here.

>> No.32690099
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First short of the new year!
https://pastebin.com/2DvCw7CY
Enjoy

>> No.32690130

>>32689657
Eredar girls are top notch, but I'm a vanilla man, and while orcs have been around long enough, the other draenor girls are just a little too exotic for my preferences.

>> No.32690154

>>32690042
>you find yourself in a pleasure dome of luxurious and rich bedding, draping sheer sheets, swirling clouds of dank mana vapour, platters of obscenely opulent foodstuffs and deliriously fine wines and piles of scantly lingerie clad elves demanding to be impregnated. Again.
Illidan pls. No one wants to raid your sex palace. We only do it for the <1% drop rate on your blades.

>> No.32690199

>>32690042
>Ancestral ghost sex
I bet she says things like "if only I was 300 years younger"

>> No.32690205

>>32690154
You are not prepared, but they are.

>> No.32690285

Give a Centaur a steel ball.

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>>32689657

Eredar are premium dick obliterators. They don't let go until your hips are a fine powder.

Best to settle down with some trad draenei wife that worships the light.

>> No.32690301

>>32689058
Imagine that manticore's tailpussy engulfing your head, gently swirling and undulating around as she sucks you off with her mouth

>> No.32690367

>>32690285
Is that a JoJo reference?

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>>32674795

>> No.32690546

>>32690367
I just wanted to see a Centaur throw a metal ball at her natural galloping speed.

>> No.32690784

>>32690286
Instructions unclear. Introduced Ushi Oni waifu to the Burning Legion. WTB new pelvis.

>> No.32690896

>>32690286
Draenei are just as likely to grind your hips to dust only they have better healing aftercare.

>> No.32690927

>>32687806
>There is no way the device would flaw and malfunction.
She is a Gremlin, Anon.

>> No.32691010

>>32690927
Which makes this particular invention all the more terrifying and impressive

>> No.32691473
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32691473

>Fill 'er up, barkeep!

>> No.32691525

>>32691473
So stick my dick in it?

>> No.32691607

>>32691473

>you notice the jug is already full
>she's also winking at you with a smug grin

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>> No.32691712

what would win? my giant lolicon dick or kurofufuru's tight thunder-cunny?

>> No.32691761

You are obligated to make semen sauce when cooking for your wife

>> No.32691769

>>32691712
>

>> No.32691802

>>32689161
1 dose of venom barb to reset your supply

>> No.32691966

>>32690061
We lost another anon. Never trust elves!

>> No.32692014

>>32690301

Kinky Manticore 69. I like it.

On a related note, do you name your wife's tailpussy? I started calling it Big Red as a joke but I swear she--it--is getting a mind of its own...

>> No.32692068

>>32691010
I hope grem-chan doesn't mess up my spinal nerves with this machine

>> No.32692085

>>32690061

>Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in solemn memory of the Departed....

>> No.32692093

>>32689657
>>32690286
Red, black and green is a better color pallet than silver and gold or blue and slightly lighter shade of blue anyways

>> No.32692108

>>32691525
Yes, but preferably on the girl

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>>32691966
There's still thing you can do about it.

>> No.32692153
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Not all Space Elves are bad, some will protect you!

>> No.32692171

>>32691761
The delicious food will mess up the delicious semen though. It's like eating sushis with pizzas. Even though they both taste good, they don't go well together

>> No.32692176

>>32692108
Too bad, you have to stick it in the gourd first.

>> No.32692203

>>32692132
Not much you can do when you're drugged and tied up

>> No.32692232

>>32692203
I still have my dick!

>> No.32692242

>>32692068

>v2.0

She installs an implant just above your pubic mound that senses the muscle contractions preceding orgasm. If it senses an impending orgasm, it delivers a powerful electric pulse, disrupting and ruining your cummies while causing you to weakly leak semen everywhere. The device then resets your refractory period and stimulates your cock with sharp electric stings until you are hard, allowing your wife to continue torturing you.

Perfect for mean, petty elf mistresses and Wites tired of their husbands only being able to go 3 rounds.

>> No.32692249

>>32692176
My dick will get drunk. I don't want that

>> No.32692304

>>32692232
She has a cage for that

>> No.32692321

Pharoes would be good for voice-work like orgasm denial, but I would prefer Liches. There's a good lich story about ear and audio focused sex, and lich magic can probably do very good orgasm denial.
KC should make an orgasm denial focused monster.

>> No.32692380

>>32692304
I'll just stick it in anyway!

>> No.32692461 [DELETED] 

>>32692321
>good lich story about ear and audio focused sex

>orgasm denial focused monster
I think many of the monsters have the powers and tools to do that. Manticores, slimes, dark elves, gremlins, automatons, oomukades. Though I believe it's mostly loving, gentle denial... unless you want an ultimate sadistic monster then MGE don't have one yet I guess

>> No.32692558

>>32690099
Good to see you around, Beast. Glad to see pastebin let you post.

>> No.32692583

>>32692380
>Bzzt...
Too bad anon. Elves are smart so they invested in high-tech gear to deal with the kinds of you

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>ywn be forced to confess your sins to the Slime carrier head nun as she teases you, but never lets you release.
I want it.

>> No.32692623

>>32692321
>good lich story about ear and audio focused sex
kind anon pls giv a link/warosu keyword
>orgasm denial focused monster
I think many of the monsters have the powers and tools to do that. Manticores, slimes, dark elves, gremlins, automatons, oomukades. Though I believe it's mostly loving, gentle denial... unless you want an ultimate sadistic monster then MGE don't have one yet I guess

>> No.32692670

>>32692304

Based--Cage me up and make me make out with your pussy, Dark Elf-san

>> No.32692736

>>32692461
>>32692623
I'll work on finding that story for you right now.
I mean like a magical orgasm denial, where it just stops you from going over the edge, allowing you to stay just under it for as long as ypu keep fucking, like in some of the Ane Naru Mono doujins. I guess I want more of a playful denial rather than sadistic or loving denial. For example the girl would keep riding you or letting you fuck her senseless, orgasming over and over herself, while you're just kept at the edge for hours, getting crushed by her clenching pussy.

>> No.32692810

>>32692623
>>32692736
Lich Earplay, by HEADSHARTS
https://pastebin.com/Zy4hu8xG

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>>32692623

Nah, not sadistic--just a meanie who likes to tease.

>Manticore

I dunno that they are so much into orgasm denial as they are into forced orgasms, although a Manticore teasing me with her tail while she makes me lick her realpussy is pretty hot ngl. There's a pretty good caption of this, but I can't post it to this board.

>> No.32692955

>>32692242
This is why you shouldn't let your gremlin add attachments to your body. They'll never go well for you

>> No.32692983

>>32692620
Never being allowed to release sounds painful though...

>> No.32693015

>>32692810
Arigatou!
>>32692736
So it's like a mental block on your brain then?

>> No.32693048

>>32692583
I'll stuff all that high-tech gear inside of her along with my dick.

>> No.32693076

>>32693048
If you can avoid flinching from voltage... sure. Doubt you can though

>> No.32693109

>>32693076
I'll put my dick in the voltage.

>> No.32693149

>>32692983

That's why ruined orgasms exist--release without the 'sweetness' of a full orgasm. They are really cruel, but fun if you have a mean gf who enjoys bullying you.

Also super fun to inflict on girls--it short circuits their orgasm so they get super horny about 30 seconds after. Maybe grem-chan can find a nice elf girl to torture along with me.

>> No.32693180

>>32692846
Yes, manticore is more forced orgasm than orgasm denial. Furthermore, I think none of the established monsters are really good for it, because while any of the more powerful or magic focused monsters could easily perform it, the idea of this type of magic isn't mentioned anywhere at all in the entirety of mge lore as far as I know, just like anal isn't. There isn't any reason to think it's not possible except for the slight possibility that monsters don't like it because the want your cum, denying it would go against their whole purpose. Until there is a OD focused monster or OD style magic is mentioned as possible, I won't be happy on this front.
>>32693015
Yep, just a barrier that keeps you at the border of orgasm indefinitely. Optionally including extra magic that increases your libido along with the denial of potenial orgasms, or magic that stores up all the denied orgasms until she releases you.

>> No.32693214

>>32692955

>Slowly become a pleasure cyborg custom-built to pleasure my gremlin wife
>One day she forgets to lock up the controller for my augments
>Lock myself into full overdrive and pound the living daylights out of her petite pussy

>> No.32693276

>>32692846
>pretty good caption
is it like a greentext?

Also, manticore's bio suggests that they like to mindbreak men with pleasure with their tail and barbs. So I'd think that she would edge you until you beg for her release. Though it's more of edging rather than denial because she'll give it to you once you "break"

>> No.32693291

>>32693214
計画通り

>> No.32693365

>>32693180

>Anal doesn't exist
>Trannies don't exist
>Fags either don't exist or get Alp'd
>Multiple species that just want to seek out a cute boy to marry and have children with
>NTR (male) physically impossible
>Monstergirls, no matter how cruel or devilish, inevitably fall head-over-heels for their husbands and want to make him the happiest human in the world
>Even the Big Bad secretly just wants a Chad Hero to chain to her bed and cuddle with until the end of time

How the fuck is one man so BASED?

>> No.32693386

Are Alps there own species or can a man becoming an Alp choose the race they want to be?

>> No.32693417

>>32693276

Nah, it's a caption on the JOI Booru. Search under Manticore and you'll find it.

>> No.32693470

>>32693386
Yes, Alps can turn into other kinds of monster girls.

>> No.32693504

>>32693417
>google JOI Booru
>first thing that comes up is Human worship

>> No.32693624

>>32693470
That's headcanon, not how they actually work. They can be Succs and that's it.

>> No.32693691

>>32693504

Lol, yes, but the booru has all kinds of stuff, most of it ok, some of it shit.

https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2408

>> No.32693745

>>32693624
You can actually alp into any kind of MG But it's
>Human fag >alp
not
>human fag > succubus alp > other monster alp

>> No.32693798

>>32693745
Read the first world guide and the Alp entry again. They're Alps and alps alone. You can't just become a Manticore or some shit.

>> No.32693814

>>32693798
It's in a Q&A, word of god

>> No.32693884

>>32693691
Just bringing it up since it's the first result under the site result on Google.

>> No.32693978

>>32693814
Once again, your inability to understand KC's intentions shines. He specifically says:
>Normally not.
Meaning that he doesn't have a problem with you making a story or some shit with such an occurrence. But it's not official canon. L2Japanese.

>> No.32694160

>>32693978
Dude didn't ask what's normal, asked what's possible.

>> No.32694205

>>32694160
And again, KC doesn't outright say no to anything except for guro/violence. He always says some variant of "Not Normally Possible" so that you can imagine your own fantasy. Seriously. You're on fucking /jp/. It's embarrassing you can't understand simple Japanese culturisms.

>> No.32694286

>>32694205
You're being autistic and spergy, I know the difference between the Japanese hard no and the soft no. Thing is, soft no doesn't cut it. Only hard no can be ruled out of canon. Know what hard know looks like?
>KC can I make futa potions
>I suppose in wonderland it's possible but it'll never appear in my setting.

So find the quote where he definitively states no non succ alps in setting and I'll concede, until then fuck off.

>> No.32694321

>>32694286
>I know the difference between the Japanese hard no and the soft no.
And then you demonstrate immediately that you don't. Kinda hard to argue with an idiot that thinks he's confidently incorrect.

>> No.32694348

You guys are very big fags, let's talk about something nice like daughteru cunny instead.

>> No.32694433

>>32694321
Not an argument.

>> No.32694474 [DELETED] 
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32694474

Story about high orc complaining about her tribes anitcs when?

>> No.32694489

>>32694348
Don't bother, once the autistic arguing starts, the only way it ends is for one to get fed up and stop replying
So imma go unseal that fox in the shrine to pass the time

>> No.32694490

>>32694348
KDF?

>> No.32694511
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32694511

>>32685881
Making several half-night elves in moonwells. Elune's blessings.

>> No.32694606

>>32694474
Barkeep anon will listen to her troubles.

>> No.32694616
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32694616

>>32685881

>> No.32694626

>>32694489
I'm not going to continue replying to the faggot. He's the kind of retard that has his own little view of reality that will never line up with ours. It doesn't matter what I say, or even what KC says. He'll always just claim that's not true or "not an argument" like he just did.

>> No.32694676

>>32694511
I could go for one of these

>> No.32694704

>>32685881
>I absolutely curse that anon that reminded me how hot that scene from wc3 was where the elves were teasing and giggling while hidden in the trees.
Sorry
t. that anon

>> No.32694710

>>32694490
In your dreams.

>> No.32694755

>>32694511
I wanna _hug her, I bet it would be amazing

>> No.32694872
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32694872

>>32694755
Come here ya big lug.

>> No.32695022

>>32692983
She would let me release once i have confessed and repents full. That or >>32693149 happens but i would ruin her orgasm when i do her confessions.

>> No.32695072

Random thing but KC has confirmed that at least pslimes can alp men into slime carriers.

>> No.32695133

>>32693109
Based ground type pokemon anon

>> No.32695418

>>32694511
I dig the sentiment, but I'd personally carry over the female MG only birth concept from MGE. Demon hunter girls are very very underrated however.

>> No.32695525

>>32694704
It's stuck there now, forever in the back of my mind as something I'll never get to experience. I guess the closest is to take a vacation to sweden and hire some swedish girls to hide behind some trees and laugh at me in swedish. Some how it doesn't have the same appeal. I think its because the swedish girls won't be waiting to ambush and ravage me.

>> No.32695570

>>32693365
>>Anal doesn't exist
???

>> No.32695621

>>32694205
This is a really cringeworthy post dude
Shoulda thought it through before hitting post

>> No.32695645 [DELETED] 

>>32695570
Not him but I think the lodgic is
Monstergirls dont poop= no anus
no anus=no anal

>> No.32695684

>>32695645
Beast-sama.... lodgic....

>> No.32695699

>>32695645
if it has a mouth, it has to eat; if it has to eat, has to poop

>> No.32695704
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32695704

>>32695525
>swedish girls
We wouldn't both happen to be Finnish, would we?

>> No.32695754

>>32695684
>>32695699
I was refferencing the "monstergirls dont poop"... Meme? is it a meme? I forget
whatever

>> No.32695845

>>32695754
Girls don't poop, monster or not.

>> No.32695866
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32695866

>>32695418
Ah, I see.

>> No.32695909

>>32695704
Nah, I just watched a bunch of Jonna Jinton on youtube and she really sold me on the idea of swedish elves. Finnish elves are just as good though. Looking to cross borders, are you? Sly dog.

>> No.32695916
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32695916

Where do the eggs for an automaton’s synthetic womb come from?

>> No.32696000

>>32695916
The nano fabricators in their synthetic ovaries.

>> No.32696018

>>32695916
Robot Jesus of course.

>> No.32696029

>>32695866
>freckles elf
Cute. But the rest of that image is utter trash. I'm going to save it and look at it every now an then just to remind myself of how terrible it is, and what a shitty situation that sounds like.

>> No.32696136
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32696136

>>32695909
>Jonna Jinton
I will conduct further research into this.
>Looking to cross borders, are you?
Since all Finns are required by law to learn Swedish, it is not an entirely uncommon fetish to be dominated by a woman who speaks Swedish. But don't tell anyone.

>> No.32696189

>>32695845
Then what are women to you?

>> No.32696227

>>32687892
Press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength.

>> No.32696239
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32696239

>HONEY, I AM SORRY, I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
>I DIDN'T SEE YOU, I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW AN ENTIRE HEAP OF SNOW IN YOUR FACE WHILE SHOVELING!

>> No.32696267

>>32696136
Ahh... Finns have great taste. Jonna fucked off to a rural Swedish village of like 11 permanent residents and does a bunch of cute short videos about kulning and winter and the weather and seasons as well as longer form vlogs I haven't touched. She's cute though, and she prances through forests and listens to ice and that's enough for me.

I'm sure you won't be as interested as it's basically your own back yard, but I've never seen a frozen lake or snow.

>> No.32696316

>>32696267
>but I've never seen a frozen lake or snow
I have to shovel snow several times a day to keep the driveway clear...

>> No.32696324

>>32696239

Foolish, anon. You're not supposed to turn your back on a Lilim. It activates their rape response

>> No.32696344

>>32696324
I'm gonna run backwards then!

>> No.32696394
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32696394

>All this talk about elves
>No one talking about undead elves

>> No.32696416

>>32696227
No matter how fast you tap, it'd be useless when the raiju surges you with pleasure signals using the tip of her fingers

>> No.32696425

>>32696394
Sylvanas is a BITCH

>> No.32696439

>>32696227
>And don't even think of using auto-fire, I'll know.

>> No.32696487

>>32696316
I wish I could shovel snow :(

>> No.32696495
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32696495

>>32696394
I know I'm not supposed to think about it but undeath + fertilization always raises questions.

>> No.32696523

>>32696394
I wanted to be fair to the other elves and show them some love before best girls came in to steal the show.

>> No.32696528

>>32696425
This. FUCK that cunt.

>> No.32696542

>>32696487
No, you don't.

>> No.32696543
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32696543

>>32696487
There's snow on every continent though. Seek it out.

>> No.32696547

>>32696487
too much snow is not good. It's like having a harem of glacies. Very cold.

>> No.32696580
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32696580

>MG game developers will add in a "struggle" meter for whenever you get caught to encourage you to try and break free
>It never works

>> No.32696616

>>32695525
>>32695704
>>32695909
>>32696136
>>32696267
>Swedish dogs! Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns.

>> No.32696646

>>32696580
You never try to struggle out of a monster with brute strength. Pretend to submit to her before drugging one of her drinks later. Easy escape.

>> No.32696649

>>32696495
The way I see it is it's less a biological process and more a spiritual process. You coom so much SE into her womb and she nourishes what she doesn't absorb with so much mamono mana that you basically germinate a new soul that gains sentience and draws energy from the both of you to convert mana into nutrients into flesh.

Pureborn undead are rare, and less undead and more soul-beings.

>> No.32696688
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32696688

>>32696616
The Sami people are a different ethnicity from Finns.

>> No.32696704

>>32696542
>>32696547
I'll swap you my 40+ degree summers. The dry heat and wind isn't bad, but you have to be very careful because you won't feel yourself become dehydrated necessarily. The humid heat is hell though.
>>32696543
Yeah, I will. Won't be the same though.

>> No.32696747
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32696747

Which is the best monster girl in Warcraft 3?

>> No.32696782

>>32696747
Mistress of Torment.

>> No.32696859

>>32696747
Dryads or the Naga chick who spits on you when you click on her enough times

>> No.32696910

>>32696747
Sorceress. muh dik. I was to young to be introduced to seductive women.

>> No.32696940

>>32696910
You're never too young to appreciate a woman.

>> No.32697057

>Going though old voice clips of sexy polygons
God, wc3 voice actresses were 10/10

>> No.32697177

>>32697057
Blizzard did a lot of good stuff back in the day. For me, it was meeting Kerrigan for the first time.
>...you pig!
I also rather enjoyed Kashya in Diablo 2. She's my original amazon waifu.

>> No.32697325

>>32697177
I just wanna know where their old VAs went, I hear they got stingy in the making of Wow, but the actress for the nelf archer units is a legitimate goddess. I shoulda got into starcraft but I was more a fantasy guy than a sci-fi guy.

>> No.32697339
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32697339

WC3/DotA1 Naga Siren > Dota 2 Naga Siren

>> No.32697379

>>32697057
I remember making a custom map with custom triggers in World Editor so I can zoom in and jack off to the model animations/voices.

>> No.32697426
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32697426

>>32697325
>he hasn't played Starcraft
Okay so dude? That was their best game. Your seed will be harvested for the betterment of the Swarm now.

>> No.32697468

>>32697379
hahaha based.

>> No.32697486

>>32697339
BLUE BOARD

>> No.32697762

>>32697426
I hear the men the swarm captured are placed in breeding chambers. Each chamber have upwards of hundreds pf xergirls to one man. Also any women corrupted. Couples matched in special rooms where the wife is connected to a subhind consisting of a few xerg girls.

>> No.32697837

>>32697468
I also added edited mushroom dildos and palette-swapped tentacles.

>> No.32697950
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32697950

>>32697339
they're different styles
wow appeals to kids that need cool shoulder armor and fat tits
dota2 appeals to the purist character design crowd

not monstergirls

>> No.32698133

>>32697950
I just think the DotA 2 one's color patterns look ugly.

>> No.32698286

>>32697950
So wow is for chads and dota for virgins, got it.

>> No.32698469
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32698469

>I'll lure them with my human call.
>I'M SO WASTED I'M SO WASTEEEED!

>> No.32698507

>>32698469
what a stupid tree...

>> No.32698568

>>32698469
>mfw I was but a young lad when I usually played WC3 so the implications of that line went over my head until I listened to a compilation of poke lines a few years ago
The things you miss or just don't understand as a kid always amazes me

>> No.32698752

>>32698568
>I'm not in season
D-did she mean she's not in heat?

>> No.32698962

Which monsters (besides Demons and Wights) would wear heels?

>> No.32698999
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32698999

Fat dragon tiddies!

>> No.32699023

>>32698962
Baphomets. They want to be tall

>> No.32699034

>>32698962
Elves and vampires and dark mages

>> No.32699227

>>32698962
Lamias

>> No.32699584
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32699584

Gonna do the unexpected and go up to a back alley, black harpy whore, pay for oral, and instead of getting a blowjob, make-out with her.
Then I'll pay her again for an overnighter. Then the next morning, I'll offer to let her stay for a fuck a day.

>> No.32699722

>>32699584
>Pay for a dark harpy whore
>Get a dark harpy wife
Dark harpies are running the biggest scam since tanukis and their quick loans

>> No.32699910

>>32699722
They're black harpies, anon. Not dark harpies. And it can't be that much of a scam if you're getting daily sex

>> No.32700245

>>32699584
Well that's one way to get a wife. And I love it
I want to do the same for a succubus whore.

>> No.32700870
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32700870

Do you like cute friendly foxes?

>> No.32701164

>>32700870
Treat foxes like elves. Never trust them

>> No.32701355

So do monster girl prostitutes charge extra for just being there to cuddle with me at night?

>> No.32701538
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32701538

>>32701164
She says she's different and trustworthy. What do I do?

>> No.32701672

>>32701355
Yeah, aftercare is usually a life contract. May or may not include your soul

>> No.32701964

>>32701355
Depends on the girl. You can bet your ass a tanuki will charge you a lot for that

>> No.32702003

>>32700870
Another Vtuber? Goddamn.

>> No.32702246

>>32699584
I'd just as for "pretend wife" service and try to pay with a "pretend" ring

>> No.32702526
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32702526

Planet of the Apes marathon!

>> No.32703019
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32703019

Korone is a cute kobold.

>> No.32703297

>>32703019
you don't need to keep forcing that 3d bitch here she's not even a kobold

>> No.32703460

>>32703019
She's cute doggirl for sure but pls dont bring the holo stinkies here

>> No.32703467
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32703467

Is there a way to turn off a monster’s boss battle music I’m trying to sleep and all I hear is an orchestra
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8I1Hku8GQk

>> No.32703521

>>32703467
Listen to something catchy to overwrite it in your head.

>> No.32703633

>>32699584
Lmao, this dude is still forcing the "black harpy prostitute" thing?

>> No.32703915

>>32703460
She is indeed an adorable little doggo.

>> No.32704029
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32704029

>>32703467
Only if you have the motivation

>> No.32704303

>>32699584
Pure harpy "whores" are the one thread meme I'm glad stuck around.

>> No.32704962

>>32699584
The real unexpected thing is being a male whore in a Black Harpy neighborhood.

>> No.32705087

Post twitchy fox ears

>> No.32705428

>>32702526
She'll never make a monkey out of me.

>> No.32705504
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32705504

>>32705087

>> No.32705710
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32705710

>>32705428
Return to monke.

>> No.32705807
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32705807

Foxes are for shibari.

>> No.32705841
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32705841

>> No.32706006
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32706006

>>32705807
>>32705841
Stop it

>> No.32706419

>>32706006
She needs some rope

>> No.32706461

>>32701964
Why would a tanuki be doing cuddle service though? Did she made a wrong decision in her start-up company?

>> No.32706500
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32706500

>>32706419
What do you mean?

>> No.32706578

>>32706500
Hey, take out the toy! She's not supposed to enjoy being sealed!

>> No.32706728

>>32706578
Gonna seal of an ancient evil and put vibrators in her so she has to be sealed and constantly cumming.

>> No.32706846
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32706846

>>32706500
>>32706578
>>32706728
Gotta seal her up more thoroughly.

>> No.32707194
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32707194

So what are you in for?

>> No.32707309

>>32707194
I maced a monster that tried to rape me.

>> No.32707402
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32707402

This fox keeps making cat noises but keeps insisting she's a fox. I wouldn't just trust a fox, but if she was lying, that would make her not a fox. I'm not sure what to believe!

>> No.32707404
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32707404

>>32707194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaTYqBQEsoE
Maus sniffing
Tugging on Troll braids
Cow tipping
Telling a Wurm Santa isn't real
Stealing [the virginity of] 40 cakes
Sentenced to 5 years with no possibility of parole

>> No.32707443
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32707443

>>32707194
Loli abuse.

>> No.32707463

>>32707194
I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Your choice.

>> No.32707557
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32707557

>>32707402
Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware

>> No.32707575

>>32707404
>Telling a Wurm Santa isn't real
Being a conspiracy theorist like a Santa denier is not a crime, it just means you're crazy.
>Stealing [the virginity of] 40 cakes
That's a good thing.

>> No.32707617

>>32707194
Counting cards

>> No.32707619

>>32707194
Throwing feces at pedestrians.

>> No.32707665

>>32707617
Shouldn't that mean you'd be dealt with by the Casino law and not by state law?

>> No.32707791

>>32707665
Ice Queen's casino has their own prison for cheaters and ruffians, they're outside of normal jurisdiction

>> No.32707842

>>32707194
I said I didn't like elves

>> No.32707866
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32707866

Hit me one time!
Hit me twice!
Hnn, ahh, agh, aahhnn!
Mmm, that's rather nice~<3

>> No.32707912

>>32707866
Please stop making me Alp for Tim Curry

>> No.32707918

>>32707866
I want to take a bath with a slime.
Or would that be take a bath in a slime?

>> No.32708164

>>32707194
I pulled on a demon’s tail

>> No.32708256
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32708256

>>32708164
Take responsibility

>> No.32708763
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32708763

>Page 10
>Past bump limit
MonstergirlCHADs win again. Get fucked, simps.

>> No.32708781
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32708781

>>32708763
A duty fulfilled.

>> No.32708876
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32708876

>>32708763
Hey it's not a competition
I mean... we ARE superior, but no need to make it a race

>> No.32708966

>>32707463
If you're trying to rape the prisoner, all you're gonna get is suffocation as she'll choke you with those chain cuffs

>> No.32709014

>>32707918
It'll just feel all slimy

>> No.32709014,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>32708763
Don't you mean "Past 500"?
The threads always hit bump limit since it takes hours to get bumped off /jp/.
>>32709099

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