/jp/ - Otaku Culture

yes, all me

>>32594070
cope!, this is not true
because it´s actually all me

>>32594070
each other

>>32594059
Yes, and?

>>32594059
Shionyo...
Ogayu...
Chammers...
Suba...

>>32594059
ogey

>>32594949
Soda...

>>32594059
Well yes, my oshi used my SC to roll gachas to get her favourite boy character, is that wrong?

>>32594059
They take their boyfriends to expensive restaurants with the donations they receive from their simps.

>>32594059
Just cuck them. I don't see a major issue there.

>>32594059
Not true.

>>32594059
Aki is married and has a child

>>32594059
Cool

>>32594059
Oh n... n....

... NnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOBODY CAAAAAAAAARES!!!

>>32617218
>Faggots necrobumping a spam troll thread on last page and immediately deleting the post to not eat a report.
Why is this not an immediate permaban?

Nice, I'm into netorare anyways.

Time to steal some girlfriends

>>32594949
>no Migobi
I'm disappointed anon

>>32594059
I see nothing wrong with this, I have girlfriend too. It's quite normal to have once you are over 18 kiddo.

>>32594059
Do they have any now?

>>32617640
What

>>32617834
Marine has the perfect body. Goddamn.

>>32594059
and they're probably not actually young or look anything like their models [spoiler(]danchou excluded)[/spoiler]. we just both pretend that they are, believing or caring otherwise would be indicative of mental instability.
you're not crazy enough to think they're actually REAL, are you anon?

>>32617789
cute, hope they do something like this instead of another bikini top

>>32622622
Don't bump this shit thread by replying to me you nigger

>>32622715
gotcha

>>32622622
>and they're probably not actually young

That's the best part, hag love

>>32594059
Korone has 5 kids.

>>32594059
I highly doubt they have current boyfriends/girlfriends since it would destroy their careers if anybody found out/damage hololive.

As for past relationships I am sure some of them have. But honestly most of them sound like losers when they talk about their real life.

I would be pretty shocked if more than 50% have had lovers

In particular I would say senchou, matsuri, haachama, miko probably have not had boyfriends from the way they talk.

>>32632500
This is how idol life be.
Odds are they fuck, but nothing official.
The time find out they have a significant other they're already married.

>>32595063
Gacha companies give them a budget for that anon.

>>32632500
you dont have to do shit as a woman to have a bf

I want they experience sex and go JAV route when they're retired.\
Sadly most of them are virgins and are the disgraces of Abe.

>>32633697
Yeah, they have it easy. But you do still get introverts who spill their spaghetti and don't have the self esteem to go get a boyfriend even if all it takes for a woman is to pull her pants down and be like "take me im yours"

>>32633713
Don't a few of the girls supposedly have AVs already?

>>32633820
No?

Some of them are tiddy streamers that do glorified softcore porn, tho

>>32594070
>>32594128
I can't believe they cheated on me twice..

>>32634261
Who?

>>32634383
Noel

>>32634261
It is rushia right?

>>32634383
Noel, Mel, Choco

>>32634633
>Mel
Literally who.

But yeah I will have to try and find noel and chocos

>>32594059
Aqua and Miko are too much of an incel to have one

>>32594059
Don't say that, breh

>>32634668
Mel's tits irl ain't even big enough to be a tiddy streamer but her works are not that popular but still good. Choco on the other isn't even a lewd streamer lol but she did make audio porn before

>>32594059
Nothing wrong with that.

>>32650673
Towhore
https://files.catbox.moe/p1s0kp.mp4

>>32650673
How many filters?

>>32608508
Good for her. Akimama is my oshi and she deserves to be happy.

Its normal to have relationships and sexual experience over 18

>>32653217
normal is gross

>>32653540
Okakoro is so fucking good

>>32594059
Yes.
Do you have girl friend?

>>32594059
Boyfriends? Do zoomer girls even have these? As far as I know most of them only have casual sex partners from Tinder.

>>32594059
So do I so what

>>32594059
Good for them. I’m only there for the fun.

>>32594059
Yes, that would be me. I am in a serious relationship with all of them except Porka.

>>32648925
>she did make audio porn before

it kinda sounds as if this was before Hololive but she made that porn audio like 10 months ago isn't it? lol

... and?

Girlfriend..

>>32594059
I've seen the face leaks, I would be shocked if they all had relationships, especially since they live in japan

>>32594059
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/09/16/national/social-issues/sexless-japan-almost-half-young-men-women-virgins-survey/
Nah bro, I'd say at least 1/3 of them are virgins and less than half of them are in any sort of relationship

>>32658598
That doesn't look like a vchuub

>>32632500
Gura's "day" before she streamed that dog game with Ame was depressing
>They both woke up late in the day
>Had a snack or lunch
>took a nap
>got ready to stream
Gura may be cute IRL. but im thinking she's stinky

>>32676994
Pekora is confirmed a chunker shut in, which easily explains why her mom was instantly supportive of being a vtuber idol (money + social interaction)
Marine has a social life, but she went straight from school to work force and her only friends are old coworkers + hologirls. I really do think she tries to get a man but from some other anon, she is too deep in her character and has forgotten what a non-marine person is
I'd go on with some others, but i fear the RRRRRRAT accusation

People seem confused about the purpose of this thread. Let me help.

>>32632500
I'd be Matsuri bf. I'd stick my dick in crazy in an instant those worried eyebrows make me diamonds.

>>32693278
nah man, Marine bf for easy everything
>She is still young enough for the late end GF life
>Probably better at vidya then me
>Will 100% accept a baby when i eventually knock her up
>Has good money now, looking like she'll be placed in some form of management for Hololive later
>She actually wants the Tee tee so i can have seconds or thirds in my bedroom

>>32693829
>>32693660
I Want to imagine these are what the meetups are like, but really they're just mid 20's jap girls sitting around a lowered table drinking water, right?

>>32693957
How is that any different from what you see in the pictures?

>>32694032
a lot less silly and whacky stuff, a lot more prim and proper, controlled women

>>32694078
Obviously, it's not going to be a party all the time, but you're one jaded motherfucker if you think they never have fun.

>>32692228
Some roommates picture showed that she date a girl so it is true that she used to be a lesbian like she claimed.

>>32658720
Abe wishes...

s

>>32633655
Anon, she has been blowing her money on gachas off stream, she played Ensta long before the permission came

>>32693957
Mid 20s is being very generous anon

>>32594059
Ok cool, I hope their relationships are happy and help them stay sane so they can keep on doing their jobs well!

>>32594059
All me

>>32694303
Thats a fucking cool cat

Yea it's almost like they're human beings with their own lives that are just giving you entertainment as a job. If you seriously think you got even a chance with them you're delusional

>>32697634
You might have like 0.00000001% if you live somewhere in Nipland preferably Tokyo.

>>32594059
Yes, it was me

>>32697634
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>>32617640
>over 18
zoomers nowadays have boyfriends as early as 12 because having one means you're one of the cools kids

>>32697861
grandpa...

>>32594059

**BLACKED**

Hoocha.

Such fucking flat colors in every single Holo fanart. Holy shit, go touch a woman please.

Let this shit die already