/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NEET is just a currently /jp/ buzzword. The actual NEETs here are few and far between, but what you will find are a bunch of college students with jobs saying "yeah bro I'm a NEET I just pee'd on the chair" etc.

>>3261108
Fuck. Just what i thought.

all over the floor

>>3261134

Doujin merchandise and figures, etc. are expensive hobbies, so /jp/ users will generally have a job.

Ever since I graduated high school 18 years ago. If mom didn't have such a nice basement I wouldn't have been able to live this wonderful life.

Protip: Be nice to your mother.

Not a NEET. ;_;

>>3261085
>Any tips for a NEET brother to continue his existence?

>dumb mother

Yeah. Stop that. Your mother is the only woman in the world who will love you unconditionally, Anonymous. You should love her back, especially if she's financing you. I bet she even cooks meals for you too. It's alot harder to be a NEET without the support of a family member, even if you manage to collect SSI. You'd be surprised how much less food there is.

Go tell your mother you love her, Anonymous.

>>3261151
Protip:
My mother can't take my state any longer, also not financially.
And pressure from the outer side.

What is the most social country ?

I want to move there.

Oh dang, there was a textboard dedicated for NEETs.

But i forgot it.

australia?

future sage for spaghetti bird

Sweden or Finland i guess?

>>3261145

Hm,so you are also a bunch of pretenders.

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I am truly dissappointed of you /jp/.

Guess you are more normal than you accept you to be!

I used to be until I thought it would be nice to have a little extra cash to spend. I got a job and soon realized I didn't really spend that much money. I have no car, no cellphone, don't drink soda or eat fast food, and already have everything I want right here in my room. So I had this surplus of money sitting there and I wasn't doing anything with it. I quit after I realized that and still have about 90% of the money I made working. Life's never been better.

>>3261399

How does it feel to realize you are a shiftless slob?

I wish I had the luxury of being a NEET. I was one for a full year. That was the best time of my life

>>3261399
And who pays your rent and your bills for electricity?

>>3261178
I tell my mother I love her every day, thanks.

>>3261416
Hah, what rent? I live with my family. They use the same utilities as me.

Why don't you other NEET's just sign up for subsidized housing like me? This shit is great, apartment all to myself and I never pay a single thing. It helps that Michigan is the worse state by more than triple when it comes to unemployment though. Might be harder to get into them outside of MI

>>3261475
Pretty sure most NEETs live with parents or other providers. No need.

In seven days, OP's mother is going to die.

He won't be coming back to /jp/.

Technically, I've had a NEET status for the past 2 years. But far the past year I've switched over to being a productive NEET. So it depends a little on how you see it. I've been taking exams, which could eventually get me somewhere in life, thus going against the basic NEET principles, but I haven't been going to any school, and I'm not considered to have a student status by the institutions that could give me student benefits.

On and off since graduating in 2006. Was a NEET until 2007, got a decent job, quit in mid 2008, found another then quit that early 2009. Currently a NEET again.

Nine years and going strong. Born into poverty, parents made it big. All the benefits of a rich family with the expectations of a poor one. Rolled a natural 100.

>>3261685

lucky sob

>>3261699
At least until the next family meeting.

>>3261685
Lucky asshole.

>>3261719

Is that when the alchemist takes back all her gold?

Is NEET an anagram for something?

>>3261780
Wow you are such a tensai.

It is the reverse of TEEN.

>>3261145
I can't poo without pissing. There'd be a puddle on my floor if I were to try that.

>>3261415
>>3261157
>>3261146
>>3261108

Get out normalfaggots, ignorant weak-willed-flotsam like yourselves aren't welcome here. Come back when you're mentally independent enough to make your own choices, instead of being brainwashed into wage-slavery and hide-bound convention by the hollow dictates of society.

>>3261085
OP: Read Giacomo Casanova's autobiography and disregard all the parts about wooing women. Aside from that portion, it's a perfect guidebook as to how to survive as a NEET.

>>3261799
Forgive me, I do not come here often.

>>3261814
Better flotsam than some unwanted weight that sinks straight to the ocean floor.

>Any tips for a NEET brother to continue his existence?

Better hope your mother doesn't die or gives up on you. Unless you have something to fall back on, your lifestyle will end after that.

Here's a cool story about my uncle; a true NEET:

My uncle just turned 42 and has never worked a day in his life. He stopped going to school when he was in 6th grade and has been living with his parents since then. I'm pretty sure hes a virgin and has never even touched a girl. He is, however, one of the nicest/honest guys I've ever met. He may have never worked but he learned to cook and took over all the housework. I can't really call him someone who would just leech off his parents and do nothing since he would help with whatever he could. When his parents got older he basically was their caregiver. Would /jp/ nurse their 80 year old mother?

Anyway, his mother passed away last year, and his father this year. Hes now alone with no source of income. His family said they would help him with the bill and payments, but where are they now? It's not like they have the money to help anyway. The only one he has to rely on is his sister (my mom). They owe taxes on the house and can't pay it and are probably going to lose it. My uncle is going to have to move in with my mom. Who knows how long my mom will support him or if she can make him get a job. His NEET lifestyle may be over.

Moral of the story: Make sure your parents write a will and leave you a BIG inheritance.

Wait, why the fuck do you want to be a NEET? Worthless trash.

>>3261984
Assuming you can live without much trouble, a life lacking of work, responsibility, and in general 'effort' is appealing to some people.

>>3261999
A life of doing nothing. Gee sure sounds fun and fulfilling.

NEETs don't actually want to do nothing. They just want to do what they really enjoy. I'm not a NEET, but I do want to live without having to work another day. I'm wasting 8 hours a day in an office pretending to care about a job I hate for a company I don't give a shit about. I'm sure there are those who truly enjoy their jobs, but I'm also pretty sure most are just doing it to pay the bill.

>>3262022
If your life revolves around your job/school, I have bad news for you...

>>3261108
Normalfag, GTFO.

your mother does not "love" you. your mother supports you to retain social capital within her peer group.
or she has been brainwashed by evil patriarchal society. either way, you deserve this, so don't fuck it up, and don't let anyone guilt you into fucking it up.

Are there some qualifications to be a NEET? Age requirements? Then would an 10 year old who doesn't go to school and is still dependent classify as one?

>>3262022

>>3261984

Why would someone want to retire early?

>How long have you been one?
Roughly 2 and a half years.

>Any tips for a NEET brother to continue his existence?
I don't see why you need tips for that unless you live in a terrible country.

>>I don't see why you need tips for that unless you live in a terrible country.

Now I see why there are no NEETS in Africa and the Middle East.

People with careers they enjoy (yes, they exist) and make enough money to enjoy themselves in their spare time >>>> NEETs that have a legitimate reason for being so (ie. medical reasons) >>>> People who work dead-end jobs that they hate >>>>> People who work in retail/fast-food >>>>>> NEETs that leech off their parents.

>>3262222
>Middle East
Aren't all middle eastern women NEETs?
Or does "housewife" constitute a job?

I want to be a NEET, but my friends won't let me. ;_;

>>3262243
They do chores so I guess not.

Three or four years. It's taken a lot of therapy and medication, but I feel significantly more like an adult than I did back when I dropped out of school.

There's no 'tips' on survival, since to live this kind of life, you've got to be so depressed that you'd rather face not eating than to face asking someone to buy you food. All I can say is that like most things, it gets better in time.

The future still terrifies me, but I've found something that holds my attention more than entertainment. Something I can really build a career out of.

>>3262224
This

Here /jp/, daily dose.

>>3261085
Hahaha you are all a bunch of fat sorry sobs who are, in the end, just selfish.
Think about it, have you ever helped society? Have you ever gave back to the system that keeps your ass floating?
Then again you don't want to. Hope you all die alone.

>>3262397

Everyone is selfish bud, when you grow up and move out of mommys house you'll understand that.

>>3262224
No the people with medical conditions should be killed. Waste of fuel.

>>3262300
I envy you, therapy didn't help me much and the meds I was on only made everything worse. One of the side-effects I had when I was on meds was that I couldn't orgasm, it was so terrible. ;_;

>>3262397
But I'm 110lbs

>>3262396
>>3262397
I'm not just a fucking number damn it. My value isn't dictated by some 5 digit income. I am a fucking person, not a gear in a machine that only gets replaced when broken. ;_;

>>3262477
In the ideal world, you'd be right. But...

>>3262438
You weren't trying hard enough if you couldn't orgasm on those meds.

>>3262397
I don't give a fuck about society and system.
Being a neet is bliss.

>>3262438
>One of the side-effects I had when I was on meds was that I couldn't orgasm, it was so terrible.

If things like that are enough to dissuade you, then you're probably not the kind of person whose troubles need to be medicated.

>>3262511
I was trying alright, god damn. I didn't even know sweating that much was possible.

>>3262545
There were other reasons why I had to stop taking them of course (hallucinations, dramatic weight loss, insomnia), but that was the thing that annoyed me the most.