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Kneel and praise my name anonymous.

>> No.3258768
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3258768

Mai Waifu only exist in the world of 2878. If you drag her back to this time then the system will register 2009 as the time the viral code was created and this time axis will be deleted by The Creator.

>> No.3258805
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>>3258768
I can use magic to bring you to her then.
Praise my name.

>> No.3258831

>>3258805
no

>> No.3258839
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>>3258831
Then you shall never meet with your waifu.

You should just give up and die.

>> No.3258841

Fuck off, Eva, and get rid of that ridiculous outfit. Witches don't exist and you're far too old to be believing in them.

>> No.3258858
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>>3258841

>> No.3258859

Pff, Super Paper is better

>> No.3258861

>In this kakera

Confirmed existence of your Waifu, Anonymous.

>At this point of time

Confirmed that at some point of time you may be able to meet you waifu, Anonymous.

Don't give in yet, Anonymous.

>> No.3258862

As soon as we accept you, you would become a full witch and wouldn't need any of us anymore.
Considering the amount of sins you carry, which would put the seven stakes to shame, it's a fairly accurate guess to say that you would separate and destroy us in the most painful way when we stop being useful to you.

>> No.3258911
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>>3258861
Are you dense~

It means without my help their Waifu's will never exist in this kakera.

You should just give up and die.

Proclaim me as the golden witch.
you and your waifu can be together forever.

>> No.3258951

>>3258911
she'll exist i know she will ;_;

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>>3258911

You lost me.

>> No.3259089

I'm kneeling and praising!

>> No.3259125

>>/rs/EVA-Beatrice is lying.

>> No.3259137

I love you eva!

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>>3259125

>> No.3259996
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3259996

Eat gold, auntie.

>> No.3260300
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>>3259996

>> No.3260313

And, thusly, the cruel witch's brief reign of terror was ended. But at what cost...

>> No.3260350

>>3260313
I'LL NEVER GET MAI WAIFU!
FUCK YOU BATTLER! YOU'VE JUST CRUSHED MY HOPES.
BEST.HERO.EVER!

>> No.3260387
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3260387

>>3259996
>>3260300
>>3260313
Almost got me~
However you did not use gold text battler.
You used a darker shade of gold!
It isn't pure gold!
Therefore it isn't a gold truth!

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>>3260300

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>>3260394

>> No.3260415
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>>3260411
>>3260405

>> No.3260411
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>>3260405

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>>3260387
Sorry my non-existent witch, but it is the same gold as in the Novel.
Now return to your bitchy housewife status and make me a sandwich.

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>>3260415

>> No.3260447

>>3260387
Incredibly, EVA-Beatrice has managed to avoid annihilation at the hands of our protagonist, Battler! Furthermore, she has revealed herself to have the powers of the Red, Blue, AND Golden Texts! What can Battler do in the face of this tri-colored assault?

>> No.3260458

>>3260447
fap

>> No.3260469
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>>3260438
How about some bullets instead~

>> No.3260485

>>3260469
wrong face, you should have picked her trollface at the end of ep 3.

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>>3260469
hamburgers would be much more appropriate

>> No.3260511
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>>3260469
How about a stake through the head?

>> No.3260519

>>3260511
How bout a belly full of sweet dreams?

>> No.3260530
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3260530

Hey, at least I'm not incompetent anymore.

>> No.3260536

Actually as a Witch you're incapable of that.

Only Voyagers can travel between Kakera.

>> No.3260540
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3260540

Uu! Maria likes sweets!

>> No.3260542
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3260542

EVA is not a voyager, so she can't travel another Kakera.

Just breaking the blue kthxbye

>> No.3260556
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3260556

brb another Kakera

>> No.3260591

But...you are my waifu Eva...

>> No.3260632
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>this thread

>> No.3260668
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3260668

And the day is saved once again by
Battler, the Endless Sorcerer.

>> No.3260773

>>3260441
The Real Battler would have asked for Supersize.

>> No.3260787

>>3260530
S-STUPID MOTHER
ONLY USEFUL FOR HER SEX APPEAL

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