/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The same goes for you doesn't, I bet you want to do everyone you meet in the ass

>>3258524

Of course not, sex disgusts me.

I also seek interesting conversation, romantic moments and a life partner.

None of which would come of a relationship with fanon Alice.

>Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs
Reported.

But I love her.

>>3258529
I'm sure she could tell you lots about dolls and the times when her feelings were most hurt.

>interesting conversation, romantic moments and a life partner

So, how's that vagina working out for you, anon?

>>3258529

>interesting conversation, romantic moments and a life partner

So, how's that vagina working out for you, anon?

>>3258528

Does scat count as sex?

>>3258553

In that it disgusts me, or in general?

It does disgust me, but I personally find the Alice and poop phenomenon to be rather hilarious.

>>3258553
No, it counts as disgusting.

Some parts of the Alice fanon are acceptable. Pretty much everything except the leaking and bathroom jokes are nice in moderation.

Extreme moderation.

>>3258515
And I heard youre a slut.

Confirm/Deny

>>3258569

>Of course not, sex disgusts me.

>Implying I'm a slut.

Hurrr.

>>3258569
Denial

>>3258574
Hey thats just things Ive heard, if theyre not true its cool

Where did the good old Alice tripfag go? The one that turned out to be GM in the end. I thought he/she still posted here even after the migration.

>>3258588
He posts anonymously now. (or so I've heard)

>>3258583

Where did you hear this?

>>3258515
> How can you call someone your waifu when all you seek is sexual gratification? You disgust me.
Hmph, I can see you are a woman.

Real waifu-owners have no interest in sexual matters.

Pic related, it's my waifu. She just gave me a blowjob. Kuso was so okane.

>>3258604
Here and there, mainly there.

>>3258620

Well that is not helpful at all.

>>3258615

i heard Sanae has no experience whatsoever.

>>3258615
>Hmph, I can see you are a woman.
Haven't you heard him sing?

i don't call her my waifu, everything i want is a hug ;_;

>>3258641
You heard wrong

>>3258626
Well you usually hear what other people speak when youre not spending all your time with dolls.

har har har

I truly love mai waifu. I do wish to love her tenderly but that isn't the only thing I'm interested in.

>>3258658
>>3258674
Yeah right fags, like there is anything other than sex in your lives.

>>3258680
I now realize this is /jp/ and there is everything else to your lives EXCEPT sex

>>3258680
Is it that hard to believe that one can harbor romantic feelings for one's waifu?

I don't see the point to this thread. A waifu is what one has to love and treasure. Once you've fapped to it your "waifu" becomes just another slut. Knowing this why is this thread even here?

>>3258680
I only think of sex for 2 hours a day. So yeah, there are a lot of other things in my life.

>>3258693
From a person that goes to /jp/?

Yes

>>3258705

Because people fail to be properly educated.

>>3258680

According to mai drinking buddy, men and ale.

>>3258705
So if people fap to something, it becomes a slut.
Ergo,
>>3258719
Youre a slut

>>3258732
Thats pretty gay, except for the alcohol part

>>3258705
Because nobody who is in love wishes to fuck that person, right? Do you consider love and sex to be completely separate?

>>3258707
My love for Rika extends beyond the purely physical.

I don't, and you are my waifu.

>>3258515

sup Ran.

>>3258690
my brain isn't between my legs, why thinking about something i will certainly never do ? a friendly relationships is fine too, for me sex is just something consensual and serious, it means something i will never do and i accept this, i don't care about this, you can cut my penis and my balls i don't give a fuck if i can stay with someone who love me and i love it's fine the only thing is, i will certainly never have a girlfriend so my sexual part will stay between my legs

>>3258748
Thats pretty sick, what is she, seven?

>>3258732
>drinking buddy

Oh please. Be it Suika or Yuugi they would drink each and everyone here under the table. You're a few hundred years too early to start calling her your drinking buddy.

>>3258759
I admire that you believe in yourself in such manner, but does it still prohibit you from even trying?

Nothing is unattainable, brah.

>>3258761
7? Rika is delicious ロリババア

>>3258761
She's around 9 but that doesn't matter as she's quite mature.

>>3258795
Shes still a minor and thats pretty sick.

>>3258802
The fact she's prepubescent is what makes her hot.

>>3258759

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? For fucks sakes lrn2fuckinggrammar

>>3258815
> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
U MAD XD

>>3258807
Thats gross.

I prefer my women a bit more mature.

>>3258802

Welcome to /jp/, pedophilia/general.

>>3258767

Significantly more likely than claiming marital status.

>>3258515
Generalizations seem to be really popular nowadays. Maybe I should try them once.

Anyway, sex may not be the most important thing in a relationship, but it still is a vital part on it, wherever you like it or not.

>>3258828
I find breasts to be a turnoff.

>>3258838
So when Rika spouts mounds, are you going to abandon her?

>>3258846
2D characters don't age. Besides, Rika will have a flat chest as an adult anyway.

>>3258857
I am at a loss of words.

I feel ill.

Hey tripfags! Nobody really cares about your opinion on this subject. Stop pretending to be moralfags and post with a name so other people can learn about your personality and come to like you. I know you are just poor little shits and you probably fap to twenty different characters every day and you would stick your dick into every female that talks to you.

>>3258781
looking for a girl is not impossible, falling in love is something else, i've never falled in love but it can happen to everyone one day, a friends said that a girl falled in love with me, i said "sorry but no i'm not prepared to this" i didn't saw her face and i was in school, it was mayby the biggest mistake i've done and maybe there will be no next time,so i'm gonna try to go out some time, maybe one day it will happen

>>3258871
Why? Because 2D characters can't grow old and lolis will stay lolis forever?

>>3258880
You think 2D characters stop existing when you can't see them anymore? That's childish in the extreme.

>>3258876

Sop generalizing, besides if shit's kept in one thread its hardly hurting anyone.

>>3258879
Nothing is impossible, stop being a whiny fag.
>>3258880
Yes, also, underaged 2D character, jesus christ.

>>3258876
you know, even anonymous people post their opinions and life experience too

>>3258876
3D is disgusting, I'd never stick my dick in a 3D woman.

>>3258895
You're actually shocked that people are attracted to prepubescent characters? Personally I don't find girls that have entered or gone past puberty to be sexually arousing.

>>3258912
I bet you can't see the sun from your room, do you think that stops existing too?

>>3258912
Yes, I am shocked because it is against social norms.

>>3258917
What?

>>3258923
When did 4chan posters start following social norms?

>>3258931
Since I came

>>3258944
Crawl back into the pit you came out of, then.

>>3258944
Did you come twice?

>>3258895
who said it was impossible ? I wasn't whining, i just let the time doing his work, i'm not going to see a random girl and say "sup' you want to hang out with me ?" or something like that, girls in my town are total jerk and bitch who think about money and clothes, it's like a tree full of spoiled apples, why should i climb this tree for these apples ? i should see an another tree

>>3258950
Thrice
>>3258949
No, I am here to stay to torment you because of your morally wrong choices.

>>3258925
You think that 2D characters don't age because you don't see them age.

!DoLLFaGERs is into scat irl.

>>3258963

Morals are a personal thing, so you can't have "bad morals", only morals that are incorrect in the eyes of society. Furthermore, having "normal" morals is ever so boring.

>>3258963
Batman has been around for around 80 years and he's still 29 years old.

>>3258968
Does it matter? Is anyone in /jp/ in a position to pass judgment on other people's fetishes?

>>3258976
That's just because the windows into his world only view that area. He obviously grew old and died when you weren't looking.

>>3258968

I'm into slight gore, get it right, jesus.

>>3258986
No! Batman is still alive!

;_;

>>3258896
There is a huge difference between anonymous opinions and opinions that belong to a person with a name.

>>3259000
Things without names don't constrain the gods. Anonymous will grow to be a fine god in time.

>>3258989
love has no limit but it's sometime creepy
>>3259000
what's the difference ? the name or "HURR LOOK AT MY PERSONAL OPINION" ? both opinion can be serious

>>3259011

I understand that its dangerous, which is why I do not expect my significant other to adhere to it in the first place.

>>3259023
Alice, you dissapoint me.

>>3259029

Why, because I care for the welfare of those I love, even if it means sacrificing something I'd very much enjoy?

>>3259033
No, because you love 3D.

Who said I only seek sexual gratification? I don't think I've ever fapped to my waifu.

>>3259036

Oh, okay. I do prefer 2D, but you can not hold something that exists in a different dimension tightly, and question them about their day.

>>3259051

Not trying hard enough.

>>3259011
>what's the difference ?
People with names have to be careful with what they post because they might ruin their 'image'. Anonymous people don't need to give a shit about what they post.
Just look at the tripfag posts in this thread and compare them to the anonymous ones. Notice anything?
Tripfags sound 'nicer'. But you know it's just pretence. Anonymous posts are real.

This isn't a fucking forum or RP board.

>>3259112
I dunno, having a persistent identity is pretty sweet man.

>>3259112

I don't make an effort to be nicer at all. I am unsure as to if its true for all tripfriends, but I don't ever see myself moderating what I post at all.

>>3259112
So the more of an asshole you are, the more "real" your posts are?

>>3259135
Yes, because everyone is a constantly boiling pit of rage. If you aren't an asshole, you're not letting that true self shine through.

Why is Alice so cute?

So who's the biggest attention whore now?

>>3259122
Yes but not here. It's called 'anonymous imageboard' for a reason.

>>3259147
That's ロリス not アリス. Real Alice isn't cute at all.

This thread is a great example why tripfags should be put in labor camps.

>>3259162
No

>>3259162

Everybody should be equal, this is /jp/, a land far away from prejudice.

>>3259161
What? For me IS Alice cute.
Ok, ok... Shanghai is better!

>>3259194
I'm extremely prejudiced against niggers, spics, and chinks.

>>3259162
But everyone is so cool in this forum~ ^_^

>>3259135
Yes because that's how humans are. I would never insult someone if this person could somehow identify me because it would probably cause me trouble. But I do so in here because I'm anonymous and unless you work for the FBI, you won't be able to track or identify me. In here I can be my true self: An 'asshole'. It's one of the few places I don't have to pretend to be a nice person and that's what I like about it. But stupid shits like you with their 'HURR look at me I'm such a nice guy ^^ PM me if you want to be friends ;D' ruin it for me, even though I know you aren't really like this. Can't you be like everyone else and take off that mask of yours here?

Also, fuck you for making me reply to you tripfags.

>>3259224
I sent more than 2 years posting anonymously on 4chan before I started to use this tripcode and I don't think it has affected the content of my posts.

>>3259224

I have no desire to be an asshole, regardless. just because you feel the need to do something doesn't mean everyone else does. I'm somewhat certain at least half of you want to kill me already, and it doesn't make a difference as to how I post.

>>3259242
It makes a different in how others post, though.

Why must you shatter our nameless world?

>>3259264

Because I have the ability to.

>>3259242
>>3259240
You wouldn't be on 4chan if you weren't assholes of some kind.

>>3259292

I'm on 4chan because my moral fiber conflicts with that of the general population.

>>3259292
The fuck sort of post is this? There are lots of nice people on 4chan.

>>3259292
Define 'asshole'. I don't consider myself to be a particularly nice person, however I do not feel the need to vent any rage on 4chan.

I think you're all dicks.

>>3259318
YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

>>3259324
Yeah. Got a problem with that, dick!?

I'm always a perfect gentleman, fuckers. But I appreciate 4chan as the one place where posts are respected above identities, and the anonymous post is more respectable than that with the name attached. So please, can we keep it this way?

>>3259318
I think you are all chicks.

>>3259300
How do you know? You could only tell if someone is nice or not if you could identify this person and read all of his posts, study them and create a profile. But if you can identify someone in here, it's usually because of a tripcode or name. And a tripcode means the person is a fake.

Now stop bumping this thread you attention whoring tripshits. It's obvious you like the attention people give you, because if you didn't, you'd put sage in your email field so this thread could die (or delete it yourself); nothing related has been posted here for quite a while now.

>>3259383
To be honest, I'm tempted to take a trip just to piss people like you off.

>>3259380
Chicks with dicks?

If there is a user ID attached to a user, a discussion tends to become a criticizing game. On the other hand, under the anonymous system, even though your opinion/information is criticized, you don't know with whom to be upset. Also with a user ID, those who participate in the site for a long time tend to have authority, and it becomes difficult for a user to disagree with them. Under a perfectly anonymous system, you can say, "it's boring," if it is actually boring. All information is treated equally; only an accurate argument will work.

Thank you, Hiroyuki.

Margatroid is only into traps anyways. He only like little boys.

>>3259389
Tripfags don't really piss me off. I usually just ignore them but I'm extremely bored right now and thought I'd start a crusade against tripfags again. Because that's what I do when I'm bored.

>>3259380
>>3259380

>I think you are all chicks.

Lies, there are no women on the internet.

>>3259431

You are silly.

>>3259442

Before you begin, fill this out.

>>3259442
How about we take this outside then?

>>3259454
What's that supposed to mean?

>>3259442
I find it rather ironic that you seem to be the one obsessed about tripcodes, going as far as to launch a "crusade" because of them.

>>3259442
*cracks knuckles*
*assumes aikido stance*

>>3259383
You know, people are smart enough to tell Anonymous apart from Anonymous.
But that's beside the point.
The point is, you, yes, YOU are the one who is in fault for all this. You and your insatiable desire to tell those tripfags off, yeeeeah, you will look so awesome in front of Anonymous if you do that. Just like they can't, don't want to and just won't take their trip off, you can't, don't want to and just won't resist ignoring them.
You are as much of a wound to this board as them.

So, wait, why am I defending Dollfagers again? Oh, yeah, because you gave a reason to be called a bigger jackass than him.

>>3259454
That version sucks. Make a /jp/ one.

>>3259474
I heard Aikido is a shit martial art where all you do is roll all day. Is this true?

>>3259485
How is that shit in any way?

>>3259485
its the ultimate martial art in where you make people roll on the floor all day

>>3259488
Rolling is an evasive action, how am I supposed to kick someone's ass by rolling at them?

>>3259482

Sir, ordinarily I would not lightly use the term 'epic'. I understand fully its etymology, and right now, I must say that the idea you've propose here is worthy of the epithet 'Epic'.

The shitstorm that would result would be glorious. I got shivers imagining it. Especially if it was excellently pulled off. I'm not sure I want to do it, if only because it might not be as funny as it COULD be.

Go choke on a dick Arc.

>>3259493
That's why you roll their asses instead. They won't see it coming.

>>3259493
you could be a donphan or a golem!
but aikido teaches you how to be a wobbufett

>>3259506
Thanks for explaining this in terms I can understand.

>>3259470
Obsessed? I'm not the one pretending to be an anime character and posting pictures of one and say it's me.
There really is something wrong with your brain if you think I am the weird one here. Kinda like stupid people think they are smarter than the others that are making fun of them. You probably know what I'm talking about from school.

>>3259523

*squeeze*

OH GOD ALICE YOU'RE SO TIGHT HNNNNNNNNNNGH

>>3259535

Anon <3 Alice forever mirite

>>3259523
it could be worse
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>>3259523
Who here is pretending to be an anime character?

ぬえ可愛いよぬえ

>>3259558
You'll never be as good as sUPERfAGGOT. He was the original, and trolling died with him.

>>3259581

>sUPERfAGGOT

this man made me leave 4chan

i shit you not

>>3259558
YESH!!!

>>3259581
I can always dream
>>3259588
haha

>>3259581
The best troll was anime_expert. One post by him was enough to completely derail any thread and render it utterly useless.

>>3259558

Jim, why does your post count keep going down?

>>3259601

/a/ moves far too quickly for my tastes now, it is such a shame.

who the fuk said my name
this board is gay n i dont like it when peopl like you losers talk about me

----
"Nothing can save you from me! I am invincible! I am doom itself!" -DONALD DUCK

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>3259607
/jp/ is picking up in speed too. I'll probably leave once it gets too fast.

>>3259609
ah yes

>>3259609

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3259613
we are nowhere near /a/, though

>>3259615
are you a girl evbcause i will cyber with you

----
"Nothing can save you from me! I am invincible! I am doom itself!" -DONALD DUCK

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>3259628
im a pure maiden and im saving myself for a caring anon, sorry

wow, memories

>>3259638
i can be him

----
"Nothing can save you from me! I am invincible! I am doom itself!" -DONALD DUCK

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>3259627
No, but sometimes /jp/ still moves too fast. Right now it's too fast.

>>3259643
>>3259628
>>3259609

Oh god why am I laughing

>>3259643
will you hold me strongly and keep me by your side forever? (/////)

This reminds me of when I used to browse /b/.

>>3259678

Welcome, sir, welcome to /jb/ - Japan/Random

>Rules:
>All things Japanese welcome!

>>3259661
if bi hold u mean fuk u everday girl lol but we cant do it duing the day because my mom will here us lol shes so stupid hate her
>>3259657
are you a girl


----
"Nothing can save you from me! I am invincible! I am doom itself!" -DONALD DUCK

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>3259682
/jb/ - Jailbait

Best thread this week.

>>3258891
WaSop, futa.
>>3259452
More like you're in denial, silly.

>>3259800

Where is your proof?

>>3259819
Actually, I've never said you liked shota.
You like scat in loli.

>>3259837

I stated I don't like scat already, please stop this nonsense.

Oh wow it's like every tripfag gathered into one thread.

also >>3259474
>*action*
Oh wow. I knew you were one of the worst but this is just... oh wow

>>3260713
>Half an hour later
Number of new posts: 0

So let's go back to the original topic. Err what was the thread about again dollfagers?

>>3261517

People disrespecting their glorious waifus, however this ship has already sailed.

Your posts only makes my penis harder! Violate me, you sexy tripfags.

>>3261528
Sex does not disrespect love, it complements it.

>>3261551

Yes, but it should be about the love more than the sex.

>>3261542

Oh, it is my own clone.

>>3260713
>Oh wow it's like every tripfag gathered into one thread.

No, it's not.

... well, now it is, but it wasn't before.

>>3261576

Is it? We're missing Zunbar, and some others.

Leave Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs alone, he is mai waifu

>>3261595
ZUN!bar doesn't actually exist. It's just a bot that Russian Federation operates.

>>3261612

My entire life is a lie.

go bang your're dolls you insane rainbow fetishist

>>3261528
Well you are mistaken there bro. As I stated above once one faps to his "waifu" she becomes a slut for him. Therefore the most obvious conclusion I draw from this is that nobody here actually reveals their true waifu. Revealing their true waifu in any kind of thread will make them ideal trollbait. So if they don't fap to whatever porn is thrown at them and turn their true waifu into a slut they would just pointlessly rage.

Me I'm sort of safe since my waifu is /a/ related though I'm not so sure for the rest of you guys.

>>3261621

im fuck you're dolls

>go bang your're dolls
>you're

And that was obviously unintentional.

>>3261622

Only the weak give into such temptation!

>>3261598

what

>>3261726
you said you would dress up as a girl in the camwhore thread

>>3261768

I'll actually put time into it in a week or so when my uniform arrives. I have a few pictures on this machine but this is nor the time nor place to post such in-formalities.

>>3261786
Allright, in the next cam thread then.

>>3261858

After he gives you the pictures, you can post them in every thread he ever posts in, for the rest of his time here on /jp/