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I don't think my body can handle it.

I never thought that I'd die like this, but I had always hoped.

kill of them

Good end.

I wish Ran was my mother.

>>3255969
getting old sounds like the worst thing ever.

>>3255972

And eveything will turn better, well Arcueid eh?

>>3255986

Chen is extremely lucky.

>>3255969
What? Someone doesn't understand how kitsune and nekomata work. Stop being depressing for no reason, you're doing it wrong.

>>3255969
This is the best end a youkai could hope for, excepting direct transcendence to bodhisattva-dom.

Youkai jesus was too late for kyuubi.

>>3256005

Good thing the Japs made it, huh?

>>3256012
The specific artist may be Japanese, but he still doesn't understand how they work, or they simply disregard it for the sake of cheap tears.

If Ran was my mother I would invite everyone on /jp/ over for her cooking. Pretty sure you'd stay for dessert, too.

>>3255969
Circa 8000AD

>>3256020
Herp-derp, I pretend to know everything about Japanese mythology and that there's a set canon despite the fact that it's so fucking disjointed and chaotic that the legends themselves contradict each other and say different things depending on which region and time period you're currently in or looking at.

There is no single way that THEY WORK. There are dozens upon dozens of different ways.

>>3256027
And a little bit later, Ran is probably partying in Gensokyo again, waiting for Chen to come back too.

>>3256020
Japanese religiosity involves a malleability far greater than other groups. If Moriya worship keeps up for any length of time, then OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME FROG.

>>3256032
lol gensyoko, where you party even if you end up in makai or eaten by orin

>>3256029
Whatever, I don't have time for stupid gaijin like you.

Just kidding, I'm not him, I'm just pulling your leg!

>>3255983
You could really fuck with satori if her eye doesn't close when she sleeps.

>>3256032
With Kyuubi's transformation from a fox demon to a peaceful doer of good works, I suspect that she will be entering a celestial plane, or possibly lunarian.

That's right bitches, guaranteed purity Fox.

Any more of these happy touhoe images?

Please help me.

I, too, wish to learn the art of editing, so I'm trying this out since it seems very simple.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/508757/absurdres-ameimo-chen-cirno-comic-daiyousei-hakure

But in the 4th panel, the "Bogyaah?!" seems very silly and unnatural. Is there a better equivalent in English to replace it with that still retains whatever the fuck it's originally supposed to mean?

I tell myself that Letty doesn't really like Cirno much, but it still grieves me.

Now someone post the one where Reimu dies of old age so we can all cry together.

>>3256188
Is the whole thing edited?

Wait, why the fuck are we only posting edited things?

>>3256166
Sauce?

>>3255969
Ran would have 4 tails when she dies.
This doujin is incorrect.

what do people see in the sociopathic magician known as marisa

>>3256248
Loose strange.

>>3256070
Just put the bogyaah anyways and let other people argue about it.

>>3256070

Just use a western sounding exclamation such as "WHAAA-" or "EEEEH" or "HUUUUH"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADE3b3mOXZw

I haven't HNNNNNNNGed this hard in weeks, /jp/. I'm going to die.

ran is not chen's mother.

zun said so, dont bother him about it.

>>3256361
You mean a fox isn't the mother of a cat?

Color me shocked!

>>3256361
It's "ZUN agreed, don't bether him about it".

>>3256158
>>3256163
>>3256166
bawww

>>3256366
But how can a human be the descendant of a frog?

>>3256403
She's not a frog.

>>3256361
you forgot the "biological"

>>3256406
Our God is an Awesome Frog.

>>3256441
She reigns from the pond?

>>3256195
OH GOD 。ﾟ (ﾟ ´Д` ﾟ ) ﾟ ｡

>>3256403
I wonder if the Hypnotoad is also Suwako's descendant.

Where's that Doujin where Yuka rapes alice in front of Marisa's grave? It seems fitting

>>3256536
No it's not. But some ass will probably post it and derail the whole thread anyways.

this fucking thread, i feel like i am crying too much since i'm here

>>3256009
Oh god, Keine is too adorable.

>>3256575
R-raaaaan sama!!!!!

Speaking of ends, have this:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/461376/

Bittersweet end.

;___;

Fuck i hate my self ;_;

>>3256615
Good end!

Mokou resisted the temptation to inflict immortality on a mortal.

>>3256683
No, bad end, their love would sustain them forever and ever if she did.

>>3256683
I'm fairly sure only Kaguya and Eirin can do that

>>3256195

Just went and read the whole thing at http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/778

I'm not sure how I feel right now, but thanks for getting me interested in it.

>>3256686
ho ho ho; removed from the cycle and cursed with consciousness for eternity. nice
>>3256694
Her liver, with beans.

>>3256744
You mean blessed with love for all eternity.

>>3256844
Enjoy your inability to engage thanatos you half person.

Heartwarming Touhou thread?

Once upon a time...

In a magical forest, in a far-off land, there lived a dollmaker. The dolls she made were beyond compare- a look would reveal no seam or joint, and a touch would bring the soft feeling of skin. They would move as she willed them, walking, jumping, even dancing around in merriment if she so felt like it. So skilled was she with the puppetry that naught a finger on her own hand need be lifted to care for her cottage.

However, this wasn't enough for her. She so desperately wanted her dolls to move on their own, to think, and feel, and have dreams of their own. Her studies were tireless, her works inspired and grand- but still her dolls stayed just dolls.

Over the years, her wish and her dream sank into the walls, the floor, even the very air of the forest beyond, but it all remained unanswered. Then, one day, all that work, hope, and love came together just so...

A doll that had sat on a shelf, looking over a grassy field beyond the window, was the first to move. It blinked once, then twice, then got up and stretched its little arms high. It took a step, then another, then laughed most merrily. It could move! It could sing, and dance, and skip across the floor as well as any child could! Soon, more dolls got up, some confused, some scared, but the first was joyous and knowing, and did comfort and help her new sisters.

Soon, all the dolls were up and about, some getting started on the much needed cleaning, others heading out to deal with the thick weeds that tangled about the cottage, and a few simply standing still to take in the feeling of being alive. The first doll worked open the door to the maker's bedroom, and bounced onto the sheets to give her the good news.

>>3258039
But she didn't get up.

She couldn't get up.

The long years of trying, all the work she had done, had taken from her youth, vitality, and, at long last, finally life. Nothing remained but dust and bones. The little doll fell back, her little heart nearly broken under the sorrow. The dollmaker couldn't hug her, or talk with her, or sing to her. But she was a well made doll, and could do still do one thing for her maker.

So she cried.

You know about rainbows, right? They are really pretty, and Marisa once told me that you can find a pot of gold at the end of them! Eye didn't believe her, of course, but eye just had to prove that she was lying. So eye went to the end of the rainbow, and it turns out that Marisa wasn't lying! And just when eye was about to take my rightful treasure, that stupid Marisa came out of nowhere and shot one of her stupid giant lasers at me and stole my gold and ran off with it but I chased her down and was about to teach her a lesson when suddenly that doll girl appeared and they started fighting and eye couldn't get in a word edgewise and eye thought it was all so stupid that eye just went home.

Oh yeah, the sky! Well, you see, rainbows are created when light shines through water. And there is water everywhere in the air - where do you think all of my ice comes from? So when the light goes through all this water, you get cool rainbows. "But wait!" you say. "The sky isn't rainbow colored at all. It's blue!" And you are right, of course. This is where Alice comes in (see, there was a reason that I told you that story). She often calls herself the seven colored puppeteer, but where does she get all of those colors from? Even that annoying shrine maiden Reimu gets only two and she keeps claiming to have saved the world or some such crap. Now let's review the information we know: Alice needs all of those seven colors to keep her title and reputation; rainbows contain seven colors; Reimu is good at manipulating boundaries and borders. The answer is clear! Alice herself is blue, and therefore needs six more colors to complete her dignity. She gets these colors by having Reimu manipulate the rainbow boundaries to steal them and give them to her! Since Alice doesn't need blue, she leaves this behind, to leave a blue colored sky everywhere.

Of course, eye, figured this out long ago, and eye knew then that this was a dasteredly plot masterminded for Reimu's nefarious schemes to get donations. Eye'd go put an end to this sinister plot myself, but eye like the color blue. It goes well with my hair and my dress. And it's pretty. And pretty things can't be that bad. But I'm on to her. She's not getting any of my money in her donation box!

Look at that baka.

>>3258480
Look at the baby!

Aren't you a cute thing?

>>3258480
Look at that baby!

Aren't you a cute thing?

>>3256736
Oh wow.

I think I just got trolled.

>>3256736

Hey, this looks like a good bittersweet heartwarming comic, I wonder what the ending is li-
>trollface.jpg

>>3258488

>Look at that Baby!

D'awww, she thinks she can talk.

>>3259573

babies!

on /jp/!

>>3259573
>>3259583

You are now imagining "Touhou Babies", a blatant ripoff of "Muppet Babies"

the baby

>>3259641

>Touhou Babies

FUND IT.

I fucking demand this be a reality. I would watch it all the time and never do anything else.

>>3259641
>>3259658

Touhou Babies should also have some Rugrats elements because Rugrats was the SHIT.

>>3259669
Old hags are the adults? It'd be just like normal touhou except with less fappable characters.

No, the hags will be the babies. Their underlings are the adults who have to take care of them.

>>3259721
Oh god. Baby Yukari being taken care of by Reimu would be the most moe thing.

And she'd constantly gap out of her playpen.

All unto me.

Sooner or later, one way or another.
Not because I want to, but because that is how it must be.
I shall rule them all.

>>3258497
>>3259554
Considering the drastic drop in effort of the art quality for the last two pages the artist clearly just decided to make them as a joke ending. Komachi sailing off to lecture kids is true end.

>>3259767
I prefer REIMU ISN'T DEAD end.

Leave it to tripfags to turn an already dying thread to shit.

Touhou babies?

>>3259789

>>3259805

dfsajkdslfhjsahfjadshfjkasdhfkjasdf zomfg d'awwww

>>3259805

>>3256736
I don't see any problem with the ending

It's not like this is canon anyway. So either way it didn't really happen, the story doesn't lose any impact.

>>3259892

haven't seen that in a while.

>>3259805

Flan is going to piss all over everything.

>>3259805

MOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>>3259938

Too many to post, just go to the source:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/678

>>3259938
>MOARRRR XDD

Go back to /b/.

>>3259941
Stop that. They might accidentally hit the ending first.

First page. Use the arrow up top to go to the next pages.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/420164

>>3260162
Pretty sure you're doing it wrong there.

>>3258009
Too bad fairies respawn.

>>3260162
Nice troll, bro.

>>3256195
Anyone have an editted .rar of End of the Maiden's Illusion?

Danbooru's is soft-translated, and I want to save a copy.

Internet tough guys.

>>3259941
Goddamn this is the most fandom-pandering doujin I have ever reaHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG