/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Because I will be the loli vampires master.

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I don't want a master.

I beg to differ.

Why would I want that? I wish to be the loli vampire.

Stop making these threads, Jones.

A true NEET has no master except himself; get out normalfag.

>>3258118
Why is that a bad thing? Is the salary that good?

>>3258240
yes

Any rich ojou-sama is fine.

I want Remilia to be my master, i would serve her until i die

Cure you, reality. Curse you.

>>3258139
>>3258153
>>3258270
Bakemono!

Hey guys, if the authority figure in question is female, she's your MISTRESS.

But Remi is a dickgirl, so yeah.

>>3258281
True, but 'mistress' carries the connotation of a woman you have sex with other than your wife. In other words, a slut.
the female version of 'master'. One that's unsullied.

>>3258289

Plus, Remi having a penis further complicates things.

Remi only has a penis when she wants one though. It's safely stowed away when not in use.

>>3258292
Just call her boss.

Fascinating.

>>3258118
I just had a dream about this.

Long story short I killed some one by cutting them into pieces and hiding their body parts. Some little girl finds it and says it's was her former slave and as recompense I have to take his place. I say bullshit, she then rips my head off and I later wake up being her undead servant (my head grows back lol). She also kills all my family members.

I will never be enslaved by something smaller than me.

>>3258321
You should have eaten the corpse parts.

>>3258325
The parasitic slug in your head controlling your thoughts and actions likes a word with you.

>>3258325
Are we judging by size of body or size of strength/danmaku?

>>3258338
lay off, ITS A SYMBIOTE.

Honestly you see a slug attached to someones head and immediately you think aww shit zombies. This is a relationship in which both partners offer friendship and benefits.

>>3258341
It vs a loli thread, guess.

Could I have Arcueid as my master instead?

I never really liked lolis, but Rachel turned me into a lolicon.

>>3258355
I almost had a brain slug. The little fellow crawled up and perched on my head, and I felt the little feelers going into my brain. I was so overjoyed at contact with another lifeform that all the happy thoughts of my time with my various waifus ran through my head, and how I'd have something to share them with.

The little jiggly fellow promptly dropped off. It now tries to run away, or at least stay in the corner of the room that's farthest from me. Not even symbiotic organisms will be my friend. ;_;

This thread reminds me of Animorphs.

Vampire lolis are the best.

>>3258118
Did someone say slugs in heads?

>>3258355
>>This is a relationship in which both partners offer friendship and benefits.

That's what the slug thing WANTS you to think. Good luck being brain dead.

>>3258382
Arcueid is obviously a sub.

>>3258457
That Guy is the best, he even makes hentai out of his own manga.

>>3258419
Otaku and Ronery fags, staving off the invasion one frightened and bewildered slug at a time.

>>3258468
The doujinshi were made before BA was serialized. Not to mention different characters.

>>3258482
Filthy Lies

I'd also be content with a healthy vampire mistress.

>>3258487
Are you retarded? Go check the dates.

;__;.. I hate you anon...