/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The Ideals
Natsuhi: mom material
Eva: wife material
Rosa: gf material
Kyrie:

>>32543458
Imagine drinking tea with Kasumi

>tfw barely any Yukari fanart
>only that dumb twat Midori gets any

>>32543458
I would agree for the options on Eva and Rosa but Natsuhi is a terrible mother.
She’ll drop the baby and it will end up killing the whole family in years to come.
Jessica had a poor relationship with her as well.

Did Kasumi hire Ange's bullies?

>>32543972
Why hire bullies when Ange attracts them for free.

>>32543938
Natsuhi did absolutely nothing wrong. I'd drop that baby too.

Casey, Rachel, Milly and Sandy at the summer fiesta.

Don't let Bern see this

Let Bern see this

Why is 09/10/2021 data is so important?Is something's going to happen that I don't know?

>>32546035
Is it? I never heard of this.

>>32546035
Is that from Ciconia? Don't tell me it's the fucking phase 2 release date.

>>32543538
That is Kinzo juice

Is it possible to describe Maria's literal loli anus as "cute"?

>>32546088
>>32546123
Child of man,looks like you're just as confused as Ange

>>32546334
I love this old magic hag.

Whatever happened to Lambda and Borges anon? Whatever happened to edit anon (the non-pachinko one)?

What's the deal with 6th grade loli crush anon, successor humiliation anon, Kairi anon and cuterori anon?

>>32546978
>Borges
Who

>>32547004
Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges Acevedo use of labyrinths, mirrors, chess games and detective stories creates a complex intellectual landscape, yet his language is clear, with ironic undertones. He presents the most fantastic of scenes in simple terms, seducing us into the forking pathway of his seemingly infinite imagination.

I did not know he was in Umineko but there you go

>>32546978
Humiliation anon already confessed he's a schizo with actual DID when the Rethabile pasta was originally posted. Or at least one of his successors is. Regardless, he's a great poster. I believe Kairi anon and guro anon are the same dude or some other personality with slightly different interests.

Lambda anon and Borges anon are the same dude I believe.

>>32547147
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20140902-the-20th-centurys-best-writer

Maria simply loves. She just loves. She isn't proud of it, but it's hard not to love when you are. And she is. She literally is. How can she live with the fact that she IS? Being is soooo pathetic!

>>32547201
I still don't get this meme

>>32547004
Literally warosu it up. Lambda anon always talked about borges.

>>32547214
It's an even more absurd English version of "Mariaは". It plays on the absurdity of saying something meaningless and the fact that most newbie Japanese learners assume は is equivalent to "is", which is obviously wrong but is funny somehow.

I like it.

>>32547311
what's up my okonigga

The andyetness of Houjou Satoko's butt!

>>32547311
I hate this obviously shady individual

>>32547296
>most newbie Japanese learners assume は is equivalent to "is"
What. But aren't particles one of the first things you learn about Japanese grammar?

I heard somewhere that it's better to sleep naked, I can't remember why anymore. So, a long time ago, I tried to do that. Don't, it's disgusting. You get even more sweat on your bed and it just feels horrible, you feel yourself sticking to your bedsheets and you feel clammy. That is why I don't understand why women just keep lying there naked after sex.

>>32547456
Is that you Italianon?

Satoko confirmed Rika is the mastermind and Ooishi her familiar(accomplice)

>>32547456
based
>>32547536
not me but still based.

Arses are pathetic because they are not exclusive to one gender.

If an alien were to see Mion's naked ass, the alien would quickly identify her as a "human", not as a male or a female in particular. Just knowing she's a human is enough. Ephraim was right, arses equalize. All humans have one of those regardless of their sex. It is in fact the greatest equalizer. It's the one thing that you have in common with your unattainable 6th grade loli crush, despite how different you two are.

I want to be Satoko's brother so I can hear her pathetic farts when she goes to the toilet and get to see a side of her that nobody else can even imagine. I want to see Satoko as she is in private, the side the doesn't show in public.

I bet my 6th grade loli crushのbrother got to see her in her pajamas, with bed hair, heard the sound of her pissing, saw her cry and laugh, etc. The bastard. I should be witness to the full extent of her humanity, not YOU!

>ywn see your 6th grade loli crush being scolded by her parents and throwing a pathetic childish tantrum at age 11 and know that she'd be mortified if her classmates saw her that way
Why live?

>be me
>be in the same school with the daugther of the victims of the biggest murder case ever
>write some fanfiction about her parents are the real culprits
>people starting to belive in it
>now everyone bullied that girl because muh u parents bad sweet justice
>her life is ruined forever

NIPAH

>>32547777
Keked and checked

Keropoyo confirm that RIKA BULLIED ANGE

This will be an acceptable kakera, I'm sure.

>>32547830
Dunno, it's really boring so far. Think it will get better?

>>32547594
>It is in fact the greatest equalizer.
The great equalizer is... ass?

>>32547897
"Certainly".

>>32547750
The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!

I understand how you feel, 6th grade loli crush anon. It's probably a desire to experience an awkward preteen/early teen relationship, which you missed out on. This is why you feel unsatisfied by adult relationships. They are a hundred times more fulfilling and long-lasting than a cringy kids "relationship" would've been, but they'll never fill that gap and you'll always wish you experienced that growing up. Most people get over it, but if you are a pedo you'll always desire that. Not to fuck a loli now, but to have a stupid meaningless relationship with a classmate at that age. That's a desire that nothing short of reincarnation can satisfy. Even loli manga doesn't focus on that part at all, only on sex. You can't really use it as escapism.

Ryuukishi understands this too. Not only is he an obvious "lolicon", he literally described the magic of first loves in EP5. It's the pure desire to be around someone of the opposite sex, the strongest and most unconditional form of love you'll ever feel. Superficial as all hell, sure, and not real love, but your feelings for that first crush are always more intense than any "real" relationship you have later in life. No matter how much you genuinely love your girlfriend of many years, your innocent, immature first crush will always burn brighter and stronger because you are in love with an illusion of the loli, not the real person.

FAKE BODY
FAKE CRIME
FAKE DEATH

Also, idealized doesn't mean flawless. The humiliating human flaws of your crush can make her hotter because her dignity is always a thought away from being destroyed, exposing her deeply shameful humanity.

If your loli crush was really that perfect, every other girl would become a lesbian for her. That didn't happen, which means lolis are disgusted by each other's human conditions, which means their "perfection" is subjective and not an inherent quality.

Chekku meito.

>>32548049
I love this upbeat Ange

>>32548049
t. Humbert Humbert

>>32547311
"Special forces" running around with toy guns and getting beaten up by policemen.

>>32547913
Doranooru. WIthout an ass, it cannot be seen.

Various Miyao posts merged together:

I wonder if Miyao wears a brassière? She should because she is a girl, but (Miyao) views (himself) as a male. So does (he) opt out of it despite (his) body's budding breasts? Is (Miyao) not afraid to have (his) puffy nipples clearly poking through (his) t-shirt? If she doesn't how would (Miyao) react if (his) breasts were to be fully exposed. Would (he) pretend like it was nothing because according to (him) this is a male chest or would (he) act befitting of Miyao's sex and be embarrassed?
Furthermore what about Miyao's curvy hips and fully exposed legs? They are enough to drive any man crazy. Does (Miyao) ignore this, ignore the lecherous stares of men who would love to see Miyao's naked body more than everything else? Does (he) not take responsibility from dressing so lewdly and ruining public morals? Is (he) a pervert who wants to have (his) cake and eat it too? Be male and also be able to enjoy the stares of men lusting after (him)?

How can (Miyao) even live with (himself)? Playing at being a male when (he) is a literal girl? Every time (he) gets out of the shower (he) is met with the sight of (his) hairy masculine pussy and (his) budding (man-)breasts with protruding nipples. No matter how hard (he) tries to avoid this (he) can't escape reality. If (he) went to the beach dressed as any other male, in just swimming trunks, (he) would immediately be exposed. (His) curvy hips, smooth and frail body, lack of a buldge would give (him) away no matter how flat Miyao is. And, while they are so small and pathetic they are still large enough to unmistakably be breasts, female breasts. Imagine how inferior (he) must feel to actual men.

>>32550052
He's not "playing" at being male, he's literally a mentally ill schizo girl.

Miyao anus.

>>32548049
This post makes me want to kill my actual, literal self. Knowing what I missed out on is a hard blackpill to swallow.

"The Seven Ages of Girlhood" - von Joseph Ashby-Sterry (1876)

I.
At Two, she is a tiny lass,
And joy she scarcely knows from sorrow;
She scarce consults her looking-glass;
She has no thought of sad tomorrow!

II.
At Four she is a merry maid,
And looks on aught but play as folly;
She can't believe bright flowers fade--
That only sawdust is her dolly.

III.
At Eight, her troubles come in scores,
For oft she is perverse and haughty;
A pouting puss in pinafores--
Who's sometimes whipped when she is naughty!

IV.
At Twelve, she is a saucy teaze,
Who knows full well her glances rankle;
Her petticoats scarce veil her knees,
And fairy frills scarce kiss her ankle.

V .
At Fifteen, she's the pearl of pets,
And feels assured her pow'r is strengthened;
Her snowy school-girl trouserettes
Are hidden when her skirt is lengthened.

VI.
At Sixteen, she's the sweetest sweet,
And dresses in the height of fashion;
She feels her heart 'neath bodice beat,
In earnest for the tender passion.

VII.
At Eighteen, p'r'aps she may be sold
Her lot to share, for worse or better;
She'll either sell her heart for gold--
Or give it for a golden fetter!

A little girl is perfect for helping Mama pick dozens and dozens of baby tomatoes, kale, beans and peppers in the cool autumn garden.

A little girl is also good at feeding cut grass to goats, and dancing while Mama sings “This is the Day that the Lord has Made” right in the middle of the bean patch.

A little girl is also the perfect companion for easy conversation, peculiar insight, and tender connection over simple things.

A little girl is also a reminder of who the Mama used to be; while the Mama is the reminder of who the little girl will become.

How can it be that God could pack so much passion, nurture, beauty, and tenderness into one dainty little woman in the bud?

Little girls are perfect, because they embody the mystery of life and yet wear it so casually, so calmly, as if being the dwelling place of future life were such a simple thing.

>>32548068
WRONG KNEEL ITLAINAON KNOWLLL

Imagine not wanting to play with Miyao genitals regardless of gender!

What do you anons think Frederica's poem for Nekodamashi will be?

>>32547594
I refuse to believe Kairi is just a homo sapiens and not my perfect angel of 14 years!

>>32550873
“The cat sat in a box and might have been dead.
And I was afraid of commit the same sin again.”

Frederick Bernkastel

>>32550868
In all seriousness, I think all that talk about his gender is just a red herring. He's probably like a doll and have nothing down there

>>32550992
Okay that made me kek

Rika is faking her death

>>32551112
WRONG
FAKE AND GAY
KNEEELE ITALIANON KNEEEEEEL
LMAO KEKEKEKEKEKE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>32547341
I love this obviously shady individual

>>32551287
While I don’t like this as replying to him is a bad idea in any form, it is true that the evil witch is getting even more ridiculous ever week.

>>32547777
This pic disproves Rokkenjima in Gou. Truly sad.

There is a female character named Yasuda Sayo in this random anime called Bartender. What's up with that?

The reason why Lambdadelta is so dazzlingly gorgeous is because she is free from the critical flaws of humans. Any real woman, regardless of how prepossessing she appear, is ultimately vile and revolting. They go through the same sullying acts as all humans. Frankly the very notion of a human is nauseating. However, she is pure, a divine existence. Furthermore she is eternally perfect, she will never age physically. Her enthralling resplendence is crystallized and preserved. Why do you do this God? Why do You show me perfection when it will forever be out of my reach, how cruel!

>>32552048
I mean, you could say the same for any magical creature.

I feel like if Gou actually manages to create an ending that everybody is satisfied with R07 would really be a genius. For anybody else, doing something like Gou would be like a death sentence

>>32552187
Literally all it would take is turning it into a Bern show.

>>32547897
(((Certainty)))

>>32551046
Replicant with no genitals.

The Ace of Rokkenjima.

>>32550992
Jej

You fucked with Oyashiro-sama one too many times, Rika-chan. Hope you enjoy gou.

>>32552910
Drunk Au au.

I love Hinamiwaza!

ethnic cleansing now

>>32550868
No matter the sexI wanna fluff and kiss the tummy and rub the THIGHS (the side that is under the crotch) !

>>32553743

>>32543403
seemingly everyone got 1984 or at least "fake happiness" vibes from the latter half of the episode but me, even tons of youtube comments did, I feel pretty dumb.

I would like to mention the people's republic of Hinamizawa and the Oyashiro Communist Party had no involvement in the strange circumstances regarding the loops of Rika Furude. I sincerely hope for the success of Rika-sama.

>>32554477

>>32554477
I love this ancient evil overlord

うおおおおぁぁぁぁぁぁ!!! 子供エロっ!!!!!! 子供の腸と心臓!!!!!!エロだ...

>>32554962
Nii nii

>>32554477
What a young looking lady.

>>32548049
>Even loli manga doesn't focus on that part at all, only on sex. You can't really use it as escapism.
There's always loli eroge that actually focuses on the relationship

>>32551967
Hey, I spotted it too. It's likely a complete coincidence. The name and surname are not that rare.

>>32553901

So, what about that lost version of Onikakushi?

>>32550443
>III.
>At Eight, her troubles come in scores,
>For oft she is perverse and haughty;
>A pouting puss in pinafores--
>Who's sometimes whipped when she is naughty!
Satoko
>IV.
>At Twelve, she is a saucy teaze,
>Who knows full well her glances rankle;
>Her petticoats scarce veil her knees,
>And fairy frills scarce kiss her ankle.
Rika

Phase 2 will come out later this year. It will be somewhat different from how it was originally intended to be.

>>32546978
I'm still around (Lambda/Borges), I just am not into regular posting anymore. So yeah, nothing happened.

Kamikashimashi-hen is wild.

>>32555805
You ghosted me...

Yasu love & care fragments

>>32555939
Truly a shame 07th-mod decided to work on the console arcs and not this.

>>32556119
They don't exist.

>>32556155
I have an actual question regarding that, though. Did Bern actually check every single possible fragment or did she just stop at a random number and thought to herself "alright, that's enough, this pretty much proves things wont turn out good for Yasu no matter what"

>>32556216
Knowing Bern, she probably did check every single fucking fragment.

Guys here italianon

read this book and find a real job
thanks me later

>>32556216
She probably just found Lion and stopped after the first one, she does mention "wanna see if we can find a kakera where Natsuhi accepts you and Kinzo rapes you?" in that scene, which would imply further possibilities, fragments are probably endless desu.

ange suckjng you off in a motel room and pulling out to cum on her face and hair and watching her get angry only because you accidentally hit her hair bobbles with your seed

Is this a good description of Umineko?

>>32556145
They just wait for the Mangagamer release now. Each time MGG released a new arc they'd work on it. So the latest one is still Matsuribayashi, MGG said they're releasing all 14 Hou arcs and Kamikashimashi is the last one, though, all the remaining ones are pretty short and might be compiled into an English Rei release anyways.

>>32556321
>fragments are probably endless desu
There's a finite number of possible events at any given time, so it cannot be literally endless, just very fucking huge.

>>32556457
At this rate it'll be released by 2029 I guess.

>>32556375
not even close

Most Umineko characters seem to love chewing the scenery or at least be larger than life somewhat, even the ones that look quiet at first.

>ywn force italianon to dress like kanon and read his "manifesto" out loud while you ram his ass

>>32556904
Uhhh based?

6th grade italian loli flashing her budding breasts to make you see her dumb booru memes

>>32557008

>>32556904
>>32557046
Trying to find those fragments as we speak.

>>32557138
A fragment where Anonymous licks Bern's tummy!

Post your penis size and favorite character.
>7 inches (on the dot)
>Lambdadelta

>>32557184
>4.2 inches
>Bernkastel

>>32557184
>5" with a weird 45 degree bend in the middle
>Bernkastel

>>32557184
But I'm a girl.

>>32557378
Post diameter and depth then.

>>32557184
17 cm. Bent but not as much as the other guy. Yasu.

>>32557326
Consult your usual dick doctor (dicktor), you may have peyronie's disease.

Keiichi belongs to Mion

>>32557606
Well, that was educational. You might be right.
Though it doesn't affect me too much since I'll never use it.

>>32557725
The only correct choice.

>>32557184
>5 inches
>Erika

My dick has these weird spots under the skin that make it seem like it's textured, by the way. There was a name for it but i forgot.

>>32557725
This but the real Mion

How did Tomitake do it???

>>32557725
Mion belongs to me, dude.

>>32557184
>6 inches
>Lambdadelta

>>32557184
5 Inches,
Belphegor

>>32557184
>6 inches
>Battler

>>32557184
>6 inches
>Evatrice

now that 5 inches has been established as the lower bound, no one will admit to coming out below it - even though you're all anonymous.
human pride is a funny thing.

>>32558322
Just wait until more Erikafags reply.

>>32558322
At least people aren't outrageously exaggerating their penis size.

I, for one, have no problem with having a below-average penis.

>>32558322
show me yours ill show you mine

>>32557184
>10 inches
>Beatrice

How does comparing penis size in any way affect the truth that is Ange x Amakusa

>>32554150
Nah, not everyone. I didn't get that at all from the episode.
I think Rika realized that she really does love her friends above almost everything. And I'm starting to suspect that she did something really shitty to them in the future we haven't seen yet due to her grudge against Hinamizawa, although she didn't realize it at the time. When you do finally realize something like that, and realize you can be forgiven, it can be like a great weight off your shoulders.

>>32558453
t. onii-chan

>>32558425
let me guess, it's a magical dick that can't be seen if you don't have love?

I knew bernfags were dicklets

I want evatrice to bully me over my small disgusting virgin dick

>>32558525
It can be seen with or without love.

>>32557184
a little short of 8 inches
this ghost

>>32558453
>When you do finally realize something like that, and realize you can be forgiven, it can be like a great weight off your shoulders.
agree

5.5 Inches
Koshka

>>32557725
Many things belong to Mion.

>>32558129
Oh also, if we're talking not just Umineko characters, Satoko obviously.

>>32558355
Let me post the classic pasta:

Erika will never look at your dick and say, "But it's no uuuuuuuuuuse!!" Where she then calls over her friends, "Please, looook at thiiiiiiiis! Gertruude, Corneliaaaaaaa!!"
"Anon-shwaaaaaannn!! Pweease, look at thiiiiiiiisss!! Whhhhaaat issss thiiiiiis!?"
Erika, who was now so excited that her pronunciation was tumbling all over the place, pointed at your pathetic dick.
"Look, here, here! There's something attached between your legs!~ What is it!? What is it!? Hey, what is it Gertruuuuuuude!?'
". . . . Know that it is Anon‘s pathetic dick."
"Oh, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!! Very goooooooooood!! One more!"
"Know that is the tiny dick of the worthless virgin, Anon"
"Oh, very GOOD!! Okay, you two! Why don't you show everyone watching at home on their TVs?!! Please have a look at this pathetic thing between Anon's legs!! So, what do you think of it?! Is it cute, or is it disgusting? Please tell me with the green truth!"
>"Please, allow me to speak. Know that Anon's dick is disgusting."
>"Know that Anon is a virgin and has never slept with another person."
>"It needs no second telling, but know that Anon is a disgusting virgin and having sex with another individual is impossible!!"

>>32557184
5.5 Inches
Koshka

>>32557184
Goldsmith
4.7 inches

>>32557725
Nearly everytime I come across a Keiichi x Mion artist, they turn out to be a girl, sometimes you can tell just by the artstyle (think of yaoi hands). Male artists on the other hand mostly just do regular non-pairing drawings of her and the other girls, or if they do pairings, it tends to be yuri.

Finished Tatarigoroshi yesterday and have been in a shit mood since. Last time it happened was with Umineko EP7 tea party. But it was nowhere as bad as this one. I have no idea what to do now to improve my mood.HELP

>>32559139
Keep reading and avoid these threads until you finish, getting to experience Tatari for the first time is honestly one of the best moments in WTC.

>>32559139
What do you think of Higurashi so far?

>>32559139
>not liking ep8 tea party
*drunk cat laughing*

All of the Umi girls in a room together farting! Even Natsuhi!

>>32559350
meant Ep7's ofc

>>32557184
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>>32558129
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>>32558743
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>>32558821
So I've calculated the average size. One guy said "short of 8" so I counted that as 7.8. Another said 10 inches and while that obviously isn't true I counted it anyway. It comes to *drumroll* 6.16 inches or so. If we don't count the guy who said 10 it's 5.8 inches. Do what you will with this information

>>32559415
the average male penis size is 5-6 inches and the average size in this thread is 5-6 inches so its not exactly revealing information

>>32559139
Just keep reading. Don't you want to see if it goes better next time?

What's the average vaginal depth here

>>32559535
None, no biological females ever visit this place, or I'd need photographic evidence of that at least.

Sorry, I tagged one guy I didn't count. The numbers weren't incorrect though.
>>32557184 (You)
>>32557225 (You)
>>32557326
>>32557485
>>32557965
>>32558129
>>32558193
>>32558201
>>32558232
>>32558425
>>32558743
>>32558796
>>32558821
So I've calculated the average size it's 6.07 inches. That is counting the guy who said his was 10 and 7.8 for the guy who said "almost 8". Without the guy who said 10 it's 5.74 inches.

Is this the CIA survey fragment?
Either way since we are shitposting about it, post your IQ and your favorite 07th character.
>127
>Rika

>>32559677
Two (you)s

>>32559677
>6.07
>.07
>07th expansion

>>32559139
I remember watching the anime back in 2007-2008 and thinking it was one of the weaker arcs. Come the visual novel and I think it has some of the best scenes Ryukishi has ever written, the anime skipped so much it's a crime, and Gou's version ended up being Minagoroshi-hen instead halfway through.

>>32559719
>129
>Satoko

ENTER

>>32559677
>the two (You)s
Lambdakeks trying to cheat again, I see

>>32559762
Ah, so that's how he turns into Tojirou

I haven't played Higanbana. I'm on chapter 7 (season 2) of RGD. No opinion means no opinion, I truly don't care even enough to even dislike them.

>>32559837
Why you gotta do Bern and Erika like that?

>>32559276
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>>32559736
couldn't put it in words so here is a quick mood chart for Higu so far.
>>32559350
deserved getting gutspilled by crows i guess...

>>32560026
Oh boy. I can't wait to see how you feel about Minagoroshi.

>>32560026
Next arc you will cry at the end

>>32559677
>the 2 (you)s

>>32557184
12 inches
pic related

>>32558201
>>32560245

>>32557184
>I haven't seen my penis in years
>George

>>32560383
>George fan is fat

>>32558096
He read Umineko.

>>32560410
I am a George fan and the only thing fat is my dick.

>>32560444
thinking about massaging miyaos shoulders

>>32558453
What about the part where she dissociates and starts talking to her older self about how much she likes Hinamizawa, and then she asks
>Why did I ever start hating it in the first place
And it hard cuts to Satoko tearing the guts out of her dismembered body while she screams in agony.

I thought that was pretty on the nose. "Oh yeah, all the times my friends tortured me to death, that's why I hate it"

>>32560309
What do you think, everyone?

>>32560588
I don't think.

>>32560665
Go to hell.

>>32559719
>170
>Takano

>>32560588
>>32560309
>>32560665
>>32560711
>"All it takes a click. And orgasm becomes trivial for the Renowned Sex offender Furudo Erika. Your Thoughts?"

>>32560026
Analysis of your paint handwriting shows me that you are a Lambda and Satoko fan

>>32560757
HOW did I get exposed as a 34 Lover???

>>32559736
Hmm cute girls cursing are so good

>>32560742

>>32560502
She never stopped liking her friends though. The very start of Minagoroshi-hen is her saying how much she loves her friends and that they're caring loving people, but circumstances beyond their control, namely HS, turn them into unrecognizable killers. She knows it's not their fault. The end of Minagoroshi again reinforces that even more, when all of their ghosts are talking to each other.

>>32559719
>85
>Erika

>>32560245

>>32560930
This image concerns me

>>32561040
Because your truth got out?

>>32560488
Same

>>32558453
I know R07 has a hard on for using a petty “sin” to justify a characters endless torture but Gou would be taking this too far. I can’t see Rika just accepting it and saying I love Hinamizawa as anything other than a massive cope, it would be too much of a hack move to pull another Umineko at this point.

>>32561286
Hanyuu is being selfish.

>>32560876
Yeah, but the town itself IS at fault. If she and all her friends lived in Tokyo they'd be perfectly happy and never become psychotic murderers at the drop of a hat. Hinamizawa is fucking Silent Hill with SoL episodes! Anyone sane would book it the first chance they got!

Umineko sounds kind of interesting, where can I stream the anime? Legally of course, I don't like pirating.

>>32559719
somewhere in the low 90's
this ghost

>>32561871
I don't know if you are shitposting but don't watch the anime, its one of the worst VN adaptations out there.
Read the manga if you lack the brain power to read VNs

>>32559719
>108
>Ooishi

Hidurashi
Ubideko
Cigonia

>>32561876
cum on hanyu

>>32562367
Very intellectual post.

Are the 1984 mindbreak memes about Episode 16 true?

>>32562535
you have a problem with mammon?

>>32562580
Yeah, she can mammon these

>>32562535
>he wouldn't a Takano
You might be gay bro

hanyuu.. ;_;

>>32562658
useful only for breeding

>>32562458
A lot of people had that impression.
Rika had a revelation of how loved and protected by the city she was while her friend performed a torture murder ritual on her for wanting to leave, just one episode after seeing every resource she had for help in previous loops brutally murder her as well.
We've seen how Rika feels about her life in Hinamizawa at several points before, the endlessly repeating club activities just brought her pain.
She wasn't happy with eternally living in june 1983 with her friends, she wasn't happy with staying in Hinamizawa, she wanted a new, exciting world.
To Rika, Hinamizawa represented her fate. To think "This is fine, I love this city, I love these people, I should never have wanted to get away" after being horrifically tortured by them again a short few years after she managed to escape it, right at the point she was convinced to commit suicide... Well, whether you think those feelings are genuine or not is up to you.

>>32562658
what a dumb looking face for a dumb fucking ghost

>>32562733
>the endlessly repeating club activities just brought her pain
Weren't they some of the things she enjoyed because they were essentially random every time?

>>32562733
>endlessly repeating club activities just brought her pain
Endlessly repeating anything brought her pain. She loved club activities as long as there was any variety. The point there is that she doesn't enjoy following the same script. She also loves her friends.

>>32562777
yeah, poorly worded on my end, she definitely did care for her friends.

I'm not convinced the stockholm syndrome angle at all. Her initial goal was to live a normal life with her friends. At this instance she still has a grudge against Takano for preventing that kind of life in the "past".

>"All it takes is you eating beans, And deduction becomes trivial for Sex offender Furudo Erika! Your thoughts? Ladies and Gentlemen?"

Bobba

>>32562987
Maybe she has to stop feeling a grudge to Takano and maybe this time she will be able to ally with her?

>>32562658
Don't cry Hanyuu. I'll facefuck Rika so you forget the taste of Kimchi.

>>32563010
Someone needs to show this "intellectual rapist" what a real rapist is like.

>>32563077
no need to

>Start Ciconia
>30 minutes in
>Pic related happens
>5 (five) times in a row
Bravo R07

>>32563095
Hot

>>32557106

>>32560930
Amakusa...

Chloe dying of internal brain hemorrhaging due to being hit on the head repeatedly by Okonogi

>>32563668
Based.

Hanyuu loudly stomping on the floor after Rika swallows Akasaka's cum yet again. She hates the taste.

>>32563668
A red rose blossomed over Chloeの medulla oblongata...

Extra tender tummy rubbing session with Bernkastel to help her get over her trauma from Gou episode 16

>>32563668
Unbased.

>>32563668
>>32563681
>>32563706
>>32563715
still alive

>>32563668
Based
>>32563681
Based
>>32563715
Unbased
>>32563742
I wish she died.

>>32563769
her tin-skull is too hard
needs more force

>>32563681
>>32563769
Go home and spend some money on gacha shit, retard zoomers!

>>32563800
i want to bonk chloe

>>32563769
Based.
>>32563800
Maybe a power drill could do the job.
>>32563853
Unbased and cringe old man.

Rika is Ikuko

>>32564106
I'm Ikuko.

Ikuko isn't 26 when she meets Ange.

Ikuko had lots of sex with Battler

>>32563769
>>32563800
>>32564073
Then She fell like a puppet...
with its strings cut

>>32564371
Victory.

>>32563715
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MOTHER OF GOD LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HIPS! THAT'S NOT A HUMAN WITH AN ASS, THAT'S AN ASS WITH ARMS AND LEGS! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO DAMN THE AOU TO HELL FOR MANUFACTURING CHILDREN IN TEST TUBES AND NOT MASS PRODUCING THE NEXT GENERATION FROM BETWEEN CHLOES THIGHS, OR PRAISE THEM FOR FINALLY ACHIEVING THE PINNACLE OF THE HUMAN FORM!

>>32564199
Fantasy scene. Ange never met Ikuko until decades after 1998.

>>32564437
Kneel.

>>32564481
So it was a fantasy too that Ikuko met Tohya back in 1986?

Every scene in Umineko is a fantasy scene, nothing really happened.

Ikuko's maid is Manon.

>>32563853
>>32563800
>Okonogi pounding Chloe 50 times a day infront of all her friends and co-workers
>Any time, anywhere, no mercy
>Hammering her into the floor with the force
>Battering her senseless with the impact, over and over again until she's retarded
Hot.

My biggest fantasy is fucking most of the females in Umineko.

>>32564581
what is this referencing Anon???>>32564602
hey! my fantasy is fucking women too.

>>32563686
Hanyuu is a tard.

>>32564544
no, but the circumstances of their meeting would have to be inaccurate.

>>32564655
>would have to
Why?

>>32564602
I just want to do all of the seven stakes at the same time.

>>32564507
>friendship ended with Satoko, Takano is my new best friend
I for one can't wait until the Takano-Rika murderlliance gas the entire town of Hinamizawa while cackling and dancing in circles.

>>32564648
My wife Hanyuu is cute and smart.
She is just lazy, don't call her a tard.

>>32564708
ghostartd

>>32564688
>88
>gas the entire town
You aimed for that number didn't you? Don't trick me here this is a slow board.

>>32564662
she would be younger than Battler and probably not driving

>>32564637
The true heart of Ciconia, the intense romance between superior and subordinate, where love can bloom on the battlefield.

I wasn't expecting to find a fucking Umineko reference in Hitman of all places

>achievement for a level where you have to solve a closed room murder mystery in a huge mansion

>>32564581
>Okonogi pounding Chloe 50 times a day infront of all her friends and co-workers
This, but literally.

>>32563232
Brainlet chloe

>>32564728
If your theory was true it would have to. But it doesn't mean it is.

>>32564790
Oh, right. I forgot that I didn't quote >>32564106
when I wanted to respond with >>32564199 so it might lead to some confusion.

>>32564688
Ironically this state of affairs changes nothing.

>>32564727
It was a certain miracle.

>>32564755
Without love it cannot be seen.

>>32564835
Takano is Lambda's piece.
Satoko is Lambda.

>>32564835
Take your meds. Or better yet, get out of /jp/

>>32564708
Your wife is smart and intentionally stupid.

>32564835
>32564875
I will only say this ONCE and like, I actually mean it.
Take your meds.

>>32564835
>Lambda
>yellow hair
Non-canon. It was a change made by Deen to appeal to Higurashi anime fans.

>>32564602
My biggest fantasy is fucking.

>>32564891
But I belong here.

>>32564919
Thank you.

07th threads are the worst. Could you spam your sex fetish posts in an adult thread? At least Italianon tried to stay on topic.

>>32564921
>>32564891
You're saying take your meds, but every thread is full of mentally ill people, so by extension, people who aren't mentally ill do not belong here.

>>32564929
>It was a change made by Deen
DEEN made the ps3 port? I'm learning new things every day on /jp/.

>>32564790
>>32564830
Sure - it's just a theory.

>>32564481
I should add that Ange confirms they never met in the episode 8 ???

>>32564708
Your wife is a cunt making Rika suffer.

>>32565015
Humilliation posting is in every sense of the word, better than schizos sperging terrible theories like they were canon. The Italian is enough, /jp/ doesn't need /a/utist claiming Lambdadelta is Satoko, now get out, tourist.

>>32565103
To be fair, imagine being subjected every day to spicy kimchi and bernkasteler badstube that is somehow red

>>32564921
lmao that's not how you link to a post, newfag.

>>32565110
I love this smart poster

>>32565110
>he thinks he's not mentally ill

>>32565015
Yes most of us ARE mentally ill but it doesn't compromise our ability to think and rationalize properly or makes us annoying cunts that spam and annoy with terrible and easily disproven statements.
>32565162
I don't want the satisfaction of giving retarded schizos their (you)s

>>32565227
Are you angry

George is basically just massive

>>32565227
Satako==Lambda
Rika turns into Bernkastel
Erikantrice

>>32565298

>32565227
Here's my last (you) for you.

>>32565309
Now this is some low quality posting.
Rika probably does turn into Bernkastel though

>>32565375
I'm in awe at the size of this unit.
That ugly ass hat is a disgrace too. Worst Umineko couple.

>>32565384
I was fishing for that anon that gets very pissed of low quality trolling with those statements.

>>32565031
Deen made the awful redesigns and those were used everywhere else, including the VN port.

Rosa = Tomitake

I want to sniff Lambda's hair

>>32565466
that's kinda what I've been doing too

>>32547311
>Jobs to a 15 year old girl
No wonder his army shat itself to death

>>32565110
I think Lambdadelta could be possessing Satoko in Gou. But using her DEEN redesign made for commercial purposes as evidence is absurd.

>>32565514
same

ANGE X AMAKUSA

Maria is Rena's step sister

Kinzo thinks he is Maria's father but actually it is Rudolph

Nanjo has breast cancer

>32565466
>32565529
Too bad for you, I start filtering certains posts when they annoy me, really simple.
Now fuck off.

>32565615
Chad

In her later years Ange was unable to stop putting ice cubes in her ass after years of humiliation. She could no longer feel right without it
This led to the cancer that killed her.

>>32565542
That's a different thing altogether anon. Arguing if Satako is or isn't Lambdadelta's piece instead of Takano in Gou is sensible and makes sense given the current context of Gou. On the other hand, claiming that Satoko is Lambdadelta is beyond retarded.

BERNKASTEL BELLY KISSU
BERNKASTEL HAIR SNIFF
PAT BERN'S HEAD

Natsuhi should've thrown the baby harder so that it died instead.

>32565615

>>32565615
what a fcukign cuck
if you want safe space to to reddit
>>32565677
cuck

>>32565719
We know, Natsuhi.

Both Battler and Ange have the same hair color as their mom

>>32565781
battler and ange dye their hair to reflect their rebellious nature.

>the Japanese woman Miyao is short, so boyish that she is barely recognizable as a girl, completely flat and mentally ill
>the Chinese woman Lingji is tall, pretty, has clear feminine features, is from a well pedigreed family and is mentally stable
Wtf Ryukishi is based?

Is Kyrie platinum blonde?

>>32565813
no, kyrie did

>>32565703
Calm down, Lambda

>>32565839
Miyao still cuter

>>32565859
I like this Kyrie.

>>32565839
Does Lingji have a bush?
What does it look like?

>>32565885
She shaved it off to make place for her heart shaped tattoo.

>>32565859
>It doesn't make sense... I keep flipping the chessboard around but I still don't understand why they put up ice cubes up my butt.

>>32565839
She's a dog-eating coronachink and deserves to have racist WW2 caricatures drawn of her. Nudist commie slut.

Despite my obvious bursts of anger, I still love most of you, except the usual autistic suspects of course!

I was almost expecting Erika to be Ikuko's real life friend who asked her to put her in the story.

>>32565951
No matter what

>>32565982
autism is a requirement to browse /jp/ in the first place.

>>32565994
Ikuko has no friends.

>>32565981
Stay mad A*erican, don't you have a BLM gathering to kneel in front of?

>>32565982
>except the usual autistic suspects of course!
You're not talking about me, are you?

>>32566022
what about that clone of ushiromiya kinzo.

>>32565981
I keep hearing this claim that Lingji is a nudist but I refuse to believe it without evidence, preferably photographic.

Is it possible for Keiichi to loop around and fuck with Rika by acting like he doesn't?

>>32566079
The real issue here is that this man hungry recluse actually took a badly injured teenager back to her isolated mansion and then kept him forever.

>>32566142
Anything is possible.

Completely unrelated to the thread, but does anyone know of a command in imagemagick that would allow me to remove a part of a photo? The middle section more specifically, I know how to remove some stuff from the edges.

Anyone got a High Quality version of the art on this shirt??>
can't find it for the love of my life.

>>32566205
She's his legal guardian now. Nobody's gonna complain to a welfare center because nobody knows him anymore.

I'm drained. I finished all of Higurashi including Hou and Rei.

>>32566436
What was your favorite chapter?

>>32566436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUF9BPOXfcE

>>32566462
Hard to say. Either Tsumihoroboshi or Minagoroshi.

>>32566469
It was great. I started reading a long, long time ago when I was impressed by seeing naked satoko but I didn't finish it. I started it again a month and a half ago or so, right after Umineko. I wish there was more but I keep being told it's all fanfic garbage.

>>32565015
Rethabile is so cute! So cute! I forgive her for having an ass!

You wake up one day and see this ghost haunting you, she's apparently your grandma from 500 years ago, what do you do?

>>32566658
Eat my own shit just so that she can taste it too.

>>32566658
immediately molest

>>32566658
Regain happiness.

>>32566658
Nothing good

>>32566658
Smell hair

>>32566658
Ask her where I can find some good pasta.

>>32566872
first time seeing the sprite with a complete head.

>>32565839
would fuck both

Satoko's dismembered body lying in various trash bags around your house to frame you for her murder