/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No body can play Korone better than the hag behind her.

FUCK HAGS

>>32484350
AGREED

Hags?

>>32483731
I want to do Mio doggystyle while thrusting as fast and hard as I can to make her feel 18 again. And then ask her to awoo for me.

Korone is a bitch

>>32487883
techically speaking yes

I can't watch Botan's streams because I just end up constantly horny.

My favorite holos are Aki, Mio, and Watame.

I guess I really am into older women huh

Is Haachama's mom relevant to this discussion?

>>32489189
Is there a cure to popping a 30 minute boner while watching hags? Asking for a friend.

I hope Mio does an orgy with her fans

>>32487715
I have to admit the idea of giving Mio a litter of wolf pups is pretty enticing.

>>32486262
niji slampig titcows are welcome too

HAG LOVE

MIO LOVE

TAROT LOVE

TAIGA HATE

>>32483731
>hag thread
>no Rushia
cmon son

>>32487715
This but I also want to tell her a joke and have her wheeze until she collapses

>>32496972
I was going to say she isn't old enough to be a hag but she turned 30 a few days ago didn't she?
I guess she is welcome in the hag club now.

>>32497169
>I’m the same age as haato

>>32497418
My goodness, you're practically a baby.

>>32497169
Dont post this

>>32497169
>only Mio and Korone are older than me and not by much
Based?

>>32497470
Botan is older than Korone, just not on the list.

>>32497455
Still makes sense why haato even makes those videos

She’s gonna regret it down the road. I can feel it

>>32497469
Why? Isn't it appropriate for a hag thread so we can know who is a hag and who isn't to the best of our knowledge?

>>32495266
based mama mio appreciator
also checked

>>32497645
Why is she so attractive.

>>32497586
It bring her money so no regret. She will just feel cringe at herself.

>>32497169
>Internet ages
It is as true as "Don't click if you are under 18".

>>32497169
Didn't Azki tweet like a week ago that she's finally 18?

I love the dragon hag.
https://files.catbox.moe/vj5yif.mp4

>>32500241
Coco's too young to be a hag.

>>32500241
https://youtu.be/v26c9YJTp4c?t=1573

>>32500288
She's 33. 30+ are honorary hags.

>>32500466
but she is still a virgin

>>32500424
N-no...

>>32497593
it's dox, it encourages dox and is most likely wrong anyway

>>32500241
So she really does always wear Adidas...

>>32500504
That makes it even better.

>>32500241
Kanatan is so lucky.

>>32500504
Kanata fucked her.

>>32497169
>coco 5 years older than me
This explains a lot now that I think about it but it's fuckin weird

Can someone post some sexy 3D Koro webms.

>>32500241
god she is painfully hot for an old hag

>>32501891
Embrace the hag. Lust after older women.

>>32500241
Coco, you lying whore.
https://youtu.be/YURh1p7oKEA?t=4984

Where are my fellow Botan lovers at

>>32501891
This hag sometimes say bullshit out of now where but when you research it, they came from 19th century psychology books, experiment on real human and Nazi, USSR, CCP, CIA,... use it to control people mind.

>>32501909

>>32502834
Zhangchama!?

>>32500466
>honorary
No, just regular.

>>32501909

>>32500691
How is speculation a dox anonchama?

>>32500691
similarly you sound like a faggot, encourage faggotry and most likely are a faggot anyway

>>32500288
Doesn't look that young desu.

>>32505767
Me on the right.

>>32500691
Discussing an actress is not "doxing" them and it is stupid to treat it as such.

>>32500691
Stop being such a nigger faggot and let us talk about hags in peace

I can't stop thinking about Mio
It's starting to get annoying, l don't want to fall for a gril that's not even real

>>32490958
Is Watame a hag? Didn't know that.

I want to be hooked up to Mio via umbilical cord

>>32497418
I HAVE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AND BIRTHDAY AS HER

>Hag thread
>No Sora

>>32509496
Sora is only one year older than Haachama you baka

>>32497169
how old is Polka, I have to know

>>32509533
Aren't we taking their actual age in consideration?
>>32497169

>>32509533
And Rushia is a real necromancer and Okayu is an actual genetically modified catgirl

>>32509600
How old is she?

>>32509594
old enough to party

>>32509447
Porka's pretty old desu, not as old as Botan though

>>32497169
She looks good for 30.
Also Bakatare are the true Onee-san gumi.

>>32497169
>Pekora older than me
>still living with her parents

damn coco gives some hot teacher vibes
i can imagine her as a grade school teacher
slowly blossoming into a true 35+ hag
its a beautiful thing to watch

>>32500691
Check out the videos on youtube by pog, TOKA V2, and eren yeager. That's not even doxxing but it shouldn't be up because it makes EOPs behave like faggots.

>>32497169
>>32509496
>>32509710
Sora...

>>32502834
She said look at porn to help with depression. That right there should tell you not to take advice from vtubers. In reality, porn addiction is a sign of depression and does nothing to alleviate your mental state. It's more a vice than anything. Studies have shown, happy content people don't look at porn nearly as much as depressed people.

>>32509946
We care so much about animal girl hags that we forget daisenpai.

>>32510043
It's amazing people need to be told not to take advice from vtubers

>>32509893
POKA V2 is a faggot, spams Matsuri's chat with her real name.

>>32510043
>porn addiction

Nigga that ain't a thing. Get out of the cult you joined.

>>32510398
Anything that causes you to release dopamine can be addictive anon

>>32510350
Yeah, Cover needs to do something about that real doxxer.
>>32510398
Okay, nutting addiction.

>>32509946
That pic looks quite old itself which means she's even older or as old as Botan, isn't she?

>>32509318
She's indeed a hag

She might be old and stinky, but her character is cute and she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.

>>32510549
if we go with that information. she will be 31.

>>32510626
>stinky
she's not an e-sports coach anymore anon

>>32510827
No, now she smells like mothballs and Campho-Phenique.

>>32497169
Wtf choco isn't a hag? I feel cheated.

>>32510881
No, she's just a poor soul who wanted to be lewd but YouTube-sama wouldn't let her. Now she's boring and no one watches her streams.

>>32510928
I feel sorry for her a bit but she just gave up. Lewd jap asmr's still up on jewtube so its not like she can't do more. Just put it behind a membership or something.

And quit playing ark

How old is Mio? I love her.

>>32510523
Cover can't do anything unless any actual doxx is involved like in the case of Aloe when schizos started harassing and calling her phone. In almost all cases the owner of the videos will have to copyright strike them with their previous identities themselves.

>>32511168
Like, 35 or 36.

>>32511238
>宮助
As expected from our Yakuza doggo.

>>32511249
Perfect for breeding...

>>32511249
Marine is the same age as me but seems a bit older. She needs to get in shape for holofest.

Is it weird that I'm in my mid 20-s and still find Haato entertaining? She's made this unique persona and clearly tries to distinguish herself from others. Why does everyone say she will regret it? Do I still have a child's brain?

>>32511249
Mio is 37. 2020 -1983 = 37
But isn't Botan like 42?

>>32512283
a friendly reminder that 2020 was 1111 years ago

Why are all the best holos hags?

>>32512283
No, Botan's 35. Maybe 36 now.

>>32512283
Min is 35.
Born 1985 September 12th. She will turn 36 this year.

How does this old hag have such a high IQ?

>>32515226
She paid attention to her classes

>>32515226
moon IQ improves with age

>>32505767
Coco is fucking hot

>>32497169
I highly doubt there's a 13 year difference between Okayu and Korone

What’s the best way to get a cute hag gf?

>>32515895
They call Korone a groomer for a reason

>>32516271
Same as a regular gf: be attractive, don't be unattractive, have an interesting personality/game, don't be short, have a good job (Miosha probably wouldn't want a fucking 7-11 cashier), etc.

>>32497169
I can spot one information that I know for sure being wrong in this so I seriously doubt this is reliable.
>>32515895
She is a good chunk older but nobody actually knows or can prove it because she lied about her age.

>>32511896
no u just have a fetish for tards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PA5dPvmz_cg
Daily reminder that she has infact seen the okayu gosling greentext

Yall got mommy issues

>>32510626
She's the same age as Umehara Daigo. She can tell you all the stories of the golden age of Japan.

>>32497169
Everyone of these "Hags" are younger than myself. I guess I'm the "Hag"...

>>32492115
"Cure"?
Do you "cure" sweet dreams?

>>32521837
men are respectable uncles, hagdom is exclusive for women and homosexuals

>>32521837
Why are you watching chuubas

>>32510985
Feels like she has no direction for her channel.

>>32515382
>IQ improves with age
Explain Kanata

>>32508988
The reason you like Mio is because she actually IS real. She gave up on trying to fabricate a character early on.

>>32521837
Old age in men is fine. It's basic biology and human nature. Men can reproduce over and over for many years, yet women start becoming useless in their 30s.

>>32497586
As long as it doesn't get associated with her irl name/image, it should probably be fine. She will definitely be embarrassed to hell and back in a few years though.

>>32522641
>Moon IQ improves with age
>Kanata's IQ isn't improving with age
There's only one logical conclusion we can make here

>>32519326
I'd say no more then 6 years apart, you can't fake or act the chemistry between those two and I haven't seen anyone with chemistry like that having a large age difference

>>32505767
sensei energy

>>32522744
Kanatas a hag?

Is Coco the most fit hag?

>>32509809
They literally discussed on stream that Botan would be Polka's younger sister in age though.

>>32523442
korone is fit

>>32523654
Where's that Korone dancing WEBM?

>>32522644
explain

>>32523706
don't you mean her bikini pics from twitter?

>>32523708
When she was still new, she attempted to put on an act and sort of roleplay as a character, like Rushia does. Her fans just loved her for who she was already, and told her to be herself. She's not faking anything. The most she changes is the pitch of her voice.
Pic related.

>>32515226
Because I didn't mindbreak her yet

Cute hag!

>>32523925
You can sorta hear her drop her voice when she's trying to brush Taiga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_NqRABWzcU

>>32503390
Source?

>>32497169
Subaru must be a fucking serial killer, she leaves no trace behind.

>>32519326
you are full of shit

>>32526227
Member's only stream

>>32503390
based
https://files.catbox.moe/lr410a.webm

>>32497169
The fact that some hometowns and their siblings are listed is a bit creepy.

>>32527425
They've all personally talked about where they're from and if they had siblings. Either on their holo channel or their roommate's channel.

Just imagine all the hormone-addled boys jacking off to their favorite holo and they have no idea she's old

I'm years late but finding out about her lip piercing made my dick shoot through the roof.

>>32510626
She doesn't play smash, therefore she showers everyday.

>>32527575
I only started cooming harder after finding out. I want these hags to take the lead.

>>32527575
It's not a secret to anyone who spends more than a week in hololive spaces.

>>32523925
Mio is clearly the most genuine holo since she doesn't even try to hide that she's a cat lady with nothing else going on in her life.

>>32487715
>>32492115
>>32495266
>>32497645
>>32498762
>>32508988
>>32525911
came here for you guys.

>>32531605
Based Miofa

>>32487715
>>32492115
>>32495266
>>32497645
>>32498762
>>32508988
>>32525911
>>32531766
This's actually a Mio thread isn't it

momma jeans!

>>32535581
We need more holos in mom jeans desu

>>32533674
It's because Mio is the greatest holomilf and you can't prove us wrong.

>>32484588
>tfw read AGREED as BREED

>>32486262
The more the merrier!

>>32483731
They are similar age with Rina Ishihara?
I'm in.

>>32536560
I always picture Patra as like mid-to-late 20s. She's so active and involved with stuff she really doesn't strike me as a hag.

>>32538585
Yeah she's somewhere in her 30s, Mary too according the people in the 774 thread
apparently Patra's real voice sounds very Oba but I haven't bothered looking into it

>>32539308
Mary's definitely in prime hag territory. Mico too. Just hard for me to picture Patra like that lol

>>32515007
I misread the Hiragana somehow. There's no way Luna is 36/37.

>>32539394
Anon, she has NND videos that are almost a decade old. Just accept that you want to fuck a middle aged woman.

>>32539394
Luna's been on the internet since there was an internet.

>>32536218
Anon, she's not a MILF. Pretty clear from her streams that she doesn't have any kids.

>>32540326
Because they've moved out. All she has now is her cat to focus her attentions on.

>you will never impregnate Mio and raise wolf pups with her and grow old together
Bros, I don't think I'm gonna make it

>>32540405
>Because they've moved out.
Unless she had kids as a JK, they'd only have turned 18 last year.

>>32540326
When's the last time MILF has been used to mean actual mothers?

>>32540615
Today. "Mother" is in the acronym for a reason.

>>32502834
basedanonchama

>>32522547
I honestly think she needs to reinvent herself. She tried with the cooking and that's pretty fun. She also collabs with really small vTubers here and there. But I agree, gotta put down ark first.

>>32497169
I would be happy with any of them, honestly.
1983 here

>>32541084
Hey I don't feel like such a creep now.
1986

>>32541084
>>32541161
I'm 23, I don't think this lust I'm feeling for someone more than a decade older than me is normal.

>>32541241
25 here. You're alright as long as you're not obaa-san chasing.

>>32536076

>>32541695
All I can see is the t-rex arms.

>>32505767
That is the most stereotypical looking asian man I've seen in my life.

>>32541695
Don't post young women in the hag thread. Fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to see that shit.

>>32509946
That's her mom. Sora is a girl that are abused by her mom just like every junior idols in Japan.

I'm gonna marry Botan!

>>32509946
Wow, people still believe that is sora

Watame...

>>32544327
They have similar voices, they must be the same person right

>>32510350
>spams Matsuri's chat with her real name
how the hell did he find that? or do you mean the name she uses for her irl youtube?

>>32522547
>>32540921
This. Ark is her life. If it wasn't for her cooking/asmr and singing streams I wouldn't watch her at all

>>32523708
>>32523925
>>32530931
There's also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDoME69Uio

>>32544546
Name she uses for her irl youtube.
There's a screenshot I've seen of him spamming the chat with "Natsuiro Matsuri is Sato Nozomi"

>>32544751
That name's common anyway. For all we know it's a stage name.

>>32544855
Doing that in her chat thought? Dickhead move.
It's one thing to talk about it online, but keep that shit out of their Youtube/ Twitter.

>>32544962
I join his discord, they are trannies that lurk in lolcow and love to dig old narratives even if they were already debunked.
He also lurking here daily.

HAG FRIEND

>>32483731
hags are to be hanged

>>32497169
>okayu
>1997
>korone
>1984
okakoro bros...

>>32504208
>>32508086
>>32508544
Die on a dick you dont even care about hololive

>>32497169
>Shion
YOOOOOOOO

>>32535581
That's a new fetish to add to the list

>>32545559
Just makes it hotter

>>32545374
>>32544962
>>32544855
>>32544751
Man none of those what some might call dox things like ages and names etc. wouldn't even be an issue if some people weren't being brain damaged faggots about it

>>32545910
Have you seen the guy? When his video got copyright striked by Luna he just shitposted about it, mocking her and even naming his gay new channel after her.
The shit he does makes him a faggot, and an asshole.

>>32497169
You know you feel old when you can say you're 4 months older than Korone.

>>32546026
He's a subhuman SEAnigger. What do you expect.

>>32546026
I really hope karma hits him when he himself taste the feeling of having his identity spread around to different sites

>>32483731
For me its Okayu 100% she looks really good too.

>>32546712
okayu is too young to be a hag.

>>32546712
not hag mode yet

>>32546745
It's not about how she looks but more about her personality, she look like 17-18 maybe but act more older i would say about 30-35... she was always acting more like older girl then a younger one that's probably why i started to like her character at first, Korone was very childish but again ... compare that to Pekora it's still ok Pekora is cancer but still i watch her sometimes and her discommunication alien was almost perfect.

>>32546811
ogey retard

>>32546845
U_U! You just confirmed your age. You are about 15 years old little kid, somebody have different opinion then i do so automatically you are "retard".

OK KID !

>>32546811
>>32546902
Are you any better bro, you just called a genuine entertainer cancer.
Fuck you faggot retard.

>>32497169
matsuri-neesan...

>>32546026
exactly

>>32546958
calling pekora cancer is a very understandable point of view

>>32520734
I'm 32. I'd like a 28yo Marine but a hag is fine too.

>>32527575
These old hags need to take responsibility!

Sex with dog!

>>32549511
Hag tummy Uoooooooh.

>>32549511
Can't believe she's mom of 5 kids.

>>32549831
and yet abe sent her a medal for her sacrifice for the japanese race

>>32549511
>>32549708
>>32549831
>>32550161
She could beat the shit out of you fags.

>>32550588
No way, a delinquent look?

>>32550588
Cool gloves

>>32502320
GIVE ME THE BEST PORN YOU HAVE ON HER

>>32550588
So the Sukeban dog narratives are true?

>>32550769
>>32550769
Well, she was a yakuza.

>>32541834
More like the 80's Asian man.

Why do you like grannies, anons?

>>32551670
I'm young and full of life and want to insert some life inside them. In 20 years, I'll probably like this boring shark too.

>>32551225
Of course. Korone's always been a savvy stray dog, knows her streets in and out.

>>32551670
Why are you pedo anon?

>>32551740
How can she have a mane like that and not a massive bush to compliment it?

>>32551670
I'm old

These threads keep having a lack of Aki.

>>32551369
I'll be honest, we need more 80s Asian men
80s were a good time

>>32552209
Wtf that's not mugijuice

>>32551670
she may be a hag but she's not a granny

>>32551670
The thought of seeing what mio is like during orgasm despite being normally humble and reserved, and the age difference gets me diamonds.

>>32545559
Did you not realize that is part of the appeal?

>>32550588
>She could beat the shit out of you
H-hot

>>32549511
This is old, she's /fit/ now

>>32551928
Truly cultured men love both loli and babas.

mr.koro could marry this man and i would never know...

How old is Mio? Can't find the actual age online

>>32497169
>watame that old

wtf?

>>32509447

I felt weird about liking Polka so much since I assumed she was like 10+ years younger than me. Then in the lewd interview video she was sensitive about her age.

Jackpot.

>>32555183
Wasn't she already quite fit here?>>32549511

>>32509417
That's weird

>>32560441

She looks good, yeah. She looks very soft but not unhealthy.

>>32549511
Really cute

>>32550769
She's at least a little rebellious

>>32522644
This. She's too old to care so she just has fun and gets paid.

>>32564661
her son must hate her

>>32564661
How old is this pic actually? If she stopped putting them in for a while the holes are probably gone by now

>>32564849
If you're a woman over 30 with piercings you belong the streets. At that point the streets don't even want you though.

>>32510043
Don't worry I would never listen a single word a woman says on how to improve my mental health it's really nothing out of the ordinary from the insane shit they're always saying anyway

>>32564978
2019, but she's had them for a while before that as well

>>32544327
Don't know who that is but the confirmed watame vids do not include those floaters

>>32565248
It's Hitomi Tanaka lol

>>32551225
she only went full piecing and coolness in 2018 tho

>>32555183
>>32560860
That one is the most recent, you are retarded.

>>32497169
>5 months younger than marine
My pp's dream lives on.

>>32521837
Women reach their peak around early to mid twenties while men reach their peak around late twenties to mid thirties. You are probably fine Anon, unless you are like twice their age.

>>32545603
Imagine being this retarded to think seeing someone's age and face is doxxing.

>>32549511
Cute, but honestly thought she was cuter when chunkier.
Good for her though, hope her mood is always bright!

>>32565463
Marine’s age has been pretty much spot-on known ever since her “old drawings” showcase video.
It’s also probably why I find her so entertaining due to also being the same age.

>>32565417
Not him, but seeing how someone like Noel literally ballooned up in Japanese Quarantine, and knowing Korone was bigger in the past, I wouldn’t be all the surprised if she gained some back in a short about of time.
Think about it Anon, even if she went gun-ho on getting fit (which she did, with boxing or whatever) metabolism are shit the older you get, and the only way to maintain a “fit body” is to never stop being “fit”.
And do you really think the lady streaming R-Type and Sonic 2 for 12+ hours straight immediately went hard on the cardio right after?

>>32497169
>I share birthdays with Shion
huh, guess I should start watching her streams

>>32566268
>The vtuber I dont like is fat now XD
>The vtuber I like She isn't fat anymor XD

5 min on google to see that you are just shitposting
kys

>>32566268
God I hope she's fat now, what's wrong with me

>>32567189
This is her physique now according to herself last time she talked about gym

>>32566775
Don’t know what you’re implying as I love Korone.
I’m just trying to say that people who were big before can bounce back much easier and faster than someone who wasn’t. And that her current job certainly doesn’t help “staying in shape”.
If you’re telling me she’s still maintained her lost weight, I believe it. But I’d also believe if someone said she ballooned up as well.
Korone is Korone to me, I’d hope she is the same to you.

>>32497169
Only 2 older than me and 1 of them is my oshi

>>32484350
Taiga is my favorite Hololive.

>>32567276
Wtf Yagoo docked her tail. Barbaric.

>>32567189
I know what you’re feeling friend, that Noel thing that Anon referred too unlocked something in me. The thought of some busty girl just doubling on her flesh while playing video games and still maintaining proper hygiene and not becoming a smelly slob is fucking hot to me and I don’t know why.

Looking at Roommate is BAD but Korone's so fucking hot uooh

>>32567309
>And that her current job certainly doesn’t help “staying in shape”.
>current job

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE KORONE IF YOU DON'T EVEN EAT HER POOP?
are you serious? she does the same "job" it since literally forever, she never got super rounder, she is tall (not as tall as okayu) and when she said that she had 84kg (pes7ak.webm) everybody doubted thats why she posted the freaking pic on twitter

>>32567276
She’s just making a scoobydoo reference to match her dog theme.

>>32495179
Meiro has huge tits

>>32567498
>not as tall as okayu
Wait really

>>32567498
She was a lot bigger back in earlier occupation days (I’m not even saying “obese” as she certainly didn’t seem that way to me, but “Japanese standards” etc etc)
But she definitely wasn’t on the same streamer schedule that she is now given her “rise to fame” compared to back then.
But again, I’m not even trying to argue with what you’re saying, but rather pointing out that it’s a very high possibility.
I do hope if there does come a day where it’s revealed she’s softer again, you’ll still love the same way you do now Anon! After all, she can just go back and drop the weight another time around.

>>32567465
>Noel thing
Gonna need a source on what you’re talking about, friend.

>>32567944
Probably not the best comparison, but this is what has been posted in regards to her roommate's twitter persona.

>>32568433
I have both videos and you are an idiot.

>>32568510
Feel free to share the vids to prove your point Anon.

>>32567465
Sadly she remains relatively fit because of the dance lessons and concert practice from hololive

>>32564661
>People still refuse to believe she's a metalhead.

>>32568433
Dude that first pic and bad girl look has me fucking diamonds.

I want to seed Mio!

>>32571206
I want to have animalistic baby making sex with mio.

>>32497169
>Okayu 23
>Korone 35

>Noel 25
>Flare 31

I love age gap

>>32483731
More like shut the fuck up niggers! haha am I right guys? up top!

>>32572608
you don't get it

>>32483731
How old is Korone and Pekora anyways?

>>32558927
>>32573388
You all need to actually read the thread
>>32497169

>>32571432
Korone is 36 now, that chart is old.
Bday 10/10/84

>>32559788
>in the lewd interview video
I need you to explain further anon

>>32581819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_TPebdIHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULU-Mu0MhU

>>32582525
Remember, Sora was the one to convince Polka to join Hololive, and she is well aware of her prior chuuba.

>>32583113
Any source for that?

I know Polka and Sora collabed in the past but I didn't know that's why she decided to go for Hololive after graduating.

>>32550588
Unless she's taking steroids, she could not get past the mass difference.

>>32516271
When women is at hag age they want mature men and stability. So you better have your shit together like a decent paying job and able to provide. Basically financial stability and not a poorfag. Also a decent human being.

>>32584307
Not that guy but
I'll be an attorney in 2 years. Am I going to make it?

>>32584307
I'm fucked on all counts. I should have applied myself instead of being a NEET all my life. My 0% chance of marrying Mr. Koro could have at least become a 0.00000000001% chance.

>>32584486
We're all going to make it bro.

>>32584596
It's NEVER too late friend

>>32584307
What if they have white fever and want Big White Cock. Like certain nijinigger vtubers?

Holohags need to do more cooking streams, I'm watching this 774 hag and I can't understand a word she's saying but it's really comfy

>>32573673
based boomer doggo.

doom eternal coming soon, should be fun.

>>32584962
It helps but they want stable men so they can raise a baby before menopause

>>32565417

I didn't say it wasn't. Calm those titties.

>>32565028
>If you're a woman over 30 with piercings you belong the streets.
Chill out. They're just an aesthetic piece.

>>32565687
Women reach their peak in their early 30s, anon. College girls generally don't actually know enough to hold up their end of a decent conversation.

>>32588202
I guess tattoos are just aesthetic pieces too huh

Hag sex

>>32588667
Is fucking amazing.
She wants to lock down a man and family so bad she'll do anything!
Just bring your own condoms, you don't want any unhappy accidents.

>>32588625
Yes, but I can admit I'm not much a fan of tattoos.

>>32588667
you might be onto something

>>32588724
>unhappy accidents.
Why would either of you be unhappy about this?

>>32588724
I don't see how accidents of that type with any of these hags will be unhappy. They probably make more money in a year than any of us combined, you're set for life if you marry a holohag

>>32484350
taiga debut when

>>32588766
Imagine having sex with this 36 year old in a room full childrens toys. Imagine her trying to act mature as she turns off her yo kai watch lamp to set the mood

>>32588724
>Implying I don't want to impregnate them
I'd literally kill a person for the chance. I know what their personality from their streams. I'll gladly raise a family with them.

>>32558730
inb4 another tommy john

>>32588346
>Women reach their peak in their early 30s
Not in terms of fertility. I don't need a good conversation, I need a good baby maker.

>>32588861
When her pet wolf stops earning enough money to feed her

>>32509318
She doesn't look like one. Pretty sure Aki isn't a hag either.

>>32497418
You have to be at least 25 to be here, get out.

>>32589564
Fertility absolutely does begin to decrease for women in their early 30s and the chance of defects increases fairly significantly in the mid to late 30s.

>>32589628
She absolutely 100% certainly is one. It's incredibly trivial to google her roommate's age if you know jap.

>>32589958
Yes. Their peak is earlier. You should fuck them then.

>>32589564
>Not in terms of fertility.
How many kids do you really see yourself having, anon? Are you a farmer? Most I see an ordinary person in the first world producing is 4. Additionally, if she doesn't get pregnant from the first few sexual encounters, YOU CAN JUST GO AGAIN. You're married. If you aren't sneaking tuna salad into her butt during sex, you can expect to just go for it again in a few days. It's not that hard.
>I don't need a good conversation
You say that now, but you do not want an airhead for a wife. Even if you could handle everything on your own, you'd still want someone with a brain.

>>32589564
>Not in terms of fertility.
Imagine being so gay that you consider having to creampie these hags multiple times some kind of drawback.

>>32589764
LOL i am 13 and loved vtuber even before you lost your virginity, YOU get out boomer

>>32597892

>>32588957
thx just came in my pants

>>32550588
>next alternate model is sukeban themed
I would pay many ARS for this

ssrb....