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Meaty tails are for pulling your wife onto your dick

>>32444091
>she tells her friends and now everyone calls anon a tail tugger

Waiting for an artist to accept/reject your commission is surprisingly stressful.

>>32444235
I'm in the same boat and looking to find more while I'm waiting. Finding artists who are both open and of the styles I'm looking for is surprisingly tough at times.

Monster girls are powered by burg

>>32444235
>tfw they never reply

A simple "no" would do wonders

>>32444303
>oh shit, I'm sorry

>>32443908
I don't know this burg. I only know Borger

Gazer...

If a harpy stole your hat and won't return it unless you have lewd sex with her, what would you do?

>>32444590
Let go of the hat

>>32444590
What kind of Harpy just steals a hat?
What kind of Harpy ASKS for sex?
Seriously kills the mood.

>>32444590
None of that unless she agrees to marriage. Lets see her call that bluff.

>>32444590
It's just a standard milsurp boonie hat; I can buy another.

>>32444590
I don't need a hat anyway.

>>32444590
how do you have non-lewd sex?

Good monsters always ask permission before the rape

>>32444590
Take her pants, see how she likes that.

>>32444677
Good human men with good manners always look their rapists in the eyes while being raped.

>>32444590
Tell her to put the hat on while I fuck her.

>>32444512
I don't know what to do first
>Cuddle with Gazer
>Snuggle with her stalks
>Just lie down next to her
>Hold hands
>Brush her hair/tail
>Let her trace shapes on my chest
>Hug Gazer
>Just sit there, starring inti each other's eyes

>>32444709
That's how you get badly scratched by her talons.

>>32444657
What if you're broke and can't get a job because monsters with better skills steal them?

>>32444091
Loli salamander tail is built for pulling (but not too hard)

>>32444590
Have my Cockatrice wife petrify her with her eyes so she falls out of the sky and breaks her legs. Then take my hat and walk away, simple as

>>32444806
>he doesn’t know

>>32444801
Big tails on small bodies is a sign of fertility

>>32444358
re zero ruined me life.

>>32443908
The end result of excessive burg consumption

>>32444841
I-I don’t know what?

>>32444675
Sex only for procreation, taken to extreme. No lovey gestures, no foreplay, no kissing, no groping, nothing. Just humping in pajamas until jizz goes in the pussy and stop right when it happens.
>>32444775
That means going on welfare, that's a bad situation for sex, let alone a relationship.

>>32444911
I want to dominate this alp and bully her with my penis until she becomes a shortstack.

>>32444958
>Sex only for procreation, taken to extreme. No lovey gestures, no foreplay, no kissing, no groping, nothing. Just humping in pajamas until jizz goes in the pussy and stop right when it happens.
holy shit, that sounds hot

>>32444986
>Anubis wife keeps catching you having midnight snacks
>starts booby trapping the fridge
>then the kitchen
>soon the whole house is a gauntlet
>all so she can scurry away food in the night

>>32444851
Easy on the cakes...

>>32444958
Bow can it be only for procreation if it still gives me a boner.

>>32445074
That's kind of a prerequisite.

>>32444911
Flight is an innate magical ability of flight-capable species. Did you really think those wings alone would support them?
Even if they’re disabled for some reason, this magic remains active.
t. WGIII

>>32444851
Put that fox on a diet and exercise regimen.

>>32444986
Want to catch my waifu sneaking snacks or developing a sweet tooth, or anything of the sort. Just to show she has some interest in normal food.
She seriously just eats my cum. Even on datenight she'll only eat a salad or something light just to keep up appearances. It's a small wonder she's such a good cook.

>>32444806
well guess what?

>>32444843
>Big tails on small bodies is a sign of fertility
Big hips, thighs and butt on a young monstergirl is a clear sign she'll be powerful and fertile when she's older. And a clear sign she's just very sexy right now.

>>32445206
I love the design of dark elves and their fetish clothes but I'm not into S&M at all and it pains me.

>>32445383
I'm sure there's a Dark Elf out there that's just into the fashion.

>>32445374
I want a small aggressive thick tailed monster to rape babies out of my penis

>>32445383
I like the fantasy, but I do not think I could trust a human with it. That is what makes the monster girls so good.

>>32445383
Get a normal elf, get her a tan and dress like that

Big evil monstergirls often give birth to cute, pure daughterus. It's a fact!

>>32445610
what kind of evil?

>>32445610
Forget corrupting good girls. Giving bad girls purehearted daughters is where it's at.

>>32445875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA

>>32445610
Young, impressionable apophis

>>32446022
Even better when they're both fiercely proud of their good girl, but also struggling to make them follow in mama's footsteps!

Alright anons, I’ve trained hard, and committed the word of the Chief God to memory. I’ve been working towards this moment for a long time, but finally it’s here. I’m gonna take on the Sabbath by myself, teach these disgusting pedos a lesson, and the Chief Goddess herself will be so awestruck by my courageous feats that she’ll descend from the heavens above and beg for my hand in marriage. I’ll start with this disgusting “Kuroferuru” Sabbath that’s nearby, wish me luck my friends. You’ll be hearing about ME in the paper!

>>32445610
but big evils are already cute, why are you saying like this like its a suprise?

>>32444844
How so?

>banchee's whole motif is wailing and crying
>fanart never shows this

>>32446740
to discuss further would be off topic all i will say is I will never forgive Tappei Nagatsuki.

>>32446347
I'm sure we will hear your screams of ecstasy before the ratas write up your story.

>>32445374
Time to test this fertility.

How can I find the biggest single Ratatoskr?

I want a fish waifu but i'm deathly afraid of vast ocean dark oceans.

>>32447346
perfect, he has a hole in her shirt for inserting your head into.

>>32447610
Get one that lives in rivers or lakes

What do you think meals would be like with monster girls? I know that each has their own diet but presentation? Spices? How do you think meals would be given that they feed on mana rather than just our own foods?

>>32447346
there is noway i could resist brown wans

>>32447610
great lake waifu is always an option or swamp girl

>>32446854

>>32447944
Do you think their nose runs too, or is it just tears? What about that hiccuping when your breath gets caught in your throat?

What about a diva style banshee that just does dramatic tears down the side of her face? Like something you see out of a pulp fiction novel.

>>32446854
There could be more wailing.

>>32448134
We all know what the beach ball looks like. You don’t have to say it every time.

>>32448157
That feel when no big titty wisp gf

>>32447875
Monsters are stated to enjoy good food a great deal, keep in mind that until they are married many species usually don't get to eat much mana.

Given how regular food is less efficient than mana, and the high energy cost of the monster's bodies, one can presume monsters tend to eat a fair bit more than would be expected of a person their size.

>>32444512
Can you escape a gazer's rape if you close your eyes while running away?

>>32448382
>one can presume monsters tend to eat a fair bit more than would be expected of a person their size
Imagine how much Centaur type MGs must eat.

>>32444740
Cuddling and hugging the gazer while getting wrapped up in her stalks like a Lamia's husband of course!

>>32447944
Cheshire-san please.
You know what you did.

>>32448207
Seems good but I'm more into massive milkers Wisp GF

>>32446347
Don't forget to wear a magical chastity belt so you don't get raped! You know just in case you get immobilized and don't want to get corrupted

>>32447305
Meet a rata, ask for information on the biggest rata, ezpz. Just make sure you have enough payment

>>32448609
What did she do?

>>32448924
Uncensored cat butt getting plowed. Completed with middle bloating action!

>>32448527
A lot sure, but keep in mind they are smaller than most real horses. Plus they eat more nutrient rich food.

>>32448813
Sounds easy, but the payment part worries me. I don't know how much she would charge and I'm not doing sexual favors, I'm saving it for the big one.

>>32443908

>>32449394
>breast envy

>>32443908

>>32449394
I didn’t really notice it before, but her “wings” make it look like a guy creeping up to grab her body.

is there good porn of the tiger girl from slime season 2 yet?

>>32449085
you can always ask for the price in advance. Or you can find a shy rata... maybe she'd ask you to courier her love letter to another man she adores

>>32449676
What is she buying?

>>32450161
a shota's virginity

>>32450246
how much does a shota's vcard go for?

>>32443908

>>32450291
More than yours.

is this allowed?

>>32443908
Robo-elves

>>32450417
I'm straight out of the bargain bin

>>32450421
the hell? this isn't the file I uploaded

>>32450417
you're mean

>>32450739
It's okay, it's not like mine is worth anything either.

Are you ok with male-on-monster rape that eventually turns into love?

>>32450494
no, sorry. no fun allowed, anon. no smiles either

>>32450874
It's difficult to execute tastefully but it could be done.

>>32450874
No, because that's like being alright with a good cake with shit frosting.

>>32450874
I only like "rape"

>>32450393
Is that the horny bat?

>>32451032
>look at this nice piece of cunny!

>>32451067

>>32451032
Soon she'll be murdering and burning down towns just like mama.

>>32451123
Once she's stopped being scared of her own claws!

>>32451123
I'm beginning to think Wightfag's wife is not a good person.

>>32451152
Bless your soul Anon, what clued you in?

>>32451152
I'm beginning to think Wightfag is not a good person.

>>32451152
Nonsense, she looks kind to me!

>>32451152
>>32451227
As an aside, I really oughta write down autistic wife lore at some point. A03's the site writefags post to now, right?

>>32451152
I think it's one of those things where your experience with her varies a lot depending on whether you're a human male or human female, a lot like dark slimes.

zzz

>>32451152
Cruel wives are the best wives. Especially when they suck up to you after burning the world down

>>32451823
gib evil foxwife plz

>>32452211
>shiki

>>32451823
Only if you enjoy your wife being killed (real) or imprisoned for eternity.

>>32452211
>>32452258
Why must such hot designs belong to such unloving characters?

>>32452258
I share the sentiment but
>off-topic image
I wonder how much art he's made that doesn't end with horrible murder?

>>32452258
I know, it's great. Best fearboners you can ask for.

>>32452211

>>32452371
To be honest I think it's only shiki's succubus that will explicitly drain you to death.

what about you drew your mg waifu?

FAIRIES

>>32452308
>>32452371
but i can't find any death in his art on gelbooru?

>>32452371
I don't mind the dryfish treatment if they can rehydrate me later.

>>32451152
Only superior people have superior wives. That is, evil wives.

>>32452601
link never found navi again...

>>32452380
Fearboners don't really appeal to me, but I love the concept of energy drain and few artists depict it as sexily as Shiki does (at least until the near-inevitable hollowed out corpse part).

I'm just glad that we can enjoy Shiki-style sex in the MGE but the actual deadly part is (in the current era) nothing more than a hallucination brought on by the sheer amount of pleasure of the draining.

Who cums first the zombie or the wight?

>>32452371
Luckily it seems like he's never drawn such with his danger fox.

>>32452679
Fairies?

>>32452581
It'd be interesting if his fox girl wasn't a murderer, but she certainly seems to act just like his succubi in what art I've seen.

>>32452836
Whether she is or isn't, it's a win-win for me either way.

>be a somewhat poor cheapskate in the demon realm
>go to kurofufuru's sabbath loli brothel every single day because they have a 2$ breakfast buffet with two drink minimum
>get to eat as much as I wanted even though I have to get twerked and danced on by naked horny monster lolis
>I can keep coming to eat the food as long as i'm on first name basis with pretty much everybody currently working at the place

>>32452211
>>32452733
>>32452836
>Snuff fox

Bully ghosts

>>32453071
All I see is sexy-dangerous fox.

>>32453077
Gonna keep teasing her while increasingly large ectoplasm sacks leak out of my monitors.

>>32453061
If you want to turn a profit hang out by a momonika branch and wait for some compensated dating offers.

>>32452584
I actually took her job posting seriously.

>>32452584
I don't even know.

>>32452584
I have a 1652 copy of Elias Ashmole's Theatrum Chemicum Britannicum, in it is the secret to creating the philosopher book.

>>32453077
Never bully them, they're ghosts after all because they had a hard life, a bad death or both. Only love for them.

>>32453606
bully their tiddies

>>32453721
Tiddies bully you back

>>32443838
>simple pedophilia joke.
Its not a joke it's a way of life

>>32449042
Why's she blushing?
Its just a friendly lift from A to B.

I wanna princess carry a tall anubis

>https://i.imgur.com/vYzg2ly.jpg
left is basically me

>>32453957
It's not too late to delete this and crop out the beastiality.

>>32453808
You've misunderstood her feelings for you then.

>She'll only permit her beloved man to ride on her back, however the scent and body heat of the man felt through her back will cause her body to get hotter and hotter.

>>32454041
i only focused on the left side so ima have to review the picture

>>32454041
I fapped to to the msdoma fellatiosaurusrex comic , it is far too late for me.

I want a gyaru Kikimora.

>>32454041
I fapped to to the madoka fellatiosaurusrex comic , it is far too late for me.

>>32453780
this is the best possible outcome

>prince carries you

>>32454318
Is there a difference between the prince carry and princess carry aside from gender?

>>32454550
Well princess carries are at least usually chaste.

>>32454550
Higher % chance of getting dumped on a bed and summarily fucked at the end.

>>32454318
>on one hand, this
>on the other hand, having a 6'10 strongfat red oni toss me over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes

>>32454041
her hair crops into the part i wanted and i think it'd look stupid with somebody else's hair bleeding into an image when i remove her

>>32454550
I usually imagine this is what prince carry looks like.

>>32454691
Yeah it probably is, maybe just crop the face rubbing into tail?

>>32454693
That's a fireman's carry

>>32454202
No can do. A kikimora is supposed to be elegant

>>32454693
Ouch... those spikes look sharp

>>32454825
if firemans carry people like that, their shoulders would be imbalanced making them unable to run

>>32454843
Tell that to this nerd who won't even take out the trash. She keeps playing all my games before I even get to play them.

>>32454991
Are you sure that is a Kiki anon? Maybe it's a raiju using an illusion to get to you

>>32455121
But she's so... low energy. I don't think a raiju would be able to lazy around that much without blowing her cover.

>>32455182
It's a dormouse. You've got a dormouse in your house, Anon!

>>32455209
But she's always up late to "do raids with her guildies".

>>32445005
>shortstack Alps
You sir are my nigga.

>>32445610
>ancient evil waifu not so smug after daughteru wants to bake with daddy and not take over the world with mama

>not taking up arms and purging all monstrous filth from the world as vengeance for all the humans who were devoured by the monsters in ages past

>>32455277
That's why it's a dormouse! They're just useless creatures that do nothing and laze around all day.

>>32455321
Wonder what happens when her daughter only gets a silver medal at the baking competition.

>>32455321
By the time the ancient evil waifu gets a husband, she'd forget about her superficial dream of just "taking over the world." She already have the perfect life, after all

I remember someone wrote a story about a guy trying to go to work but is stopped by a loli sphinx who won't let him pass unless he solves her riddle but the guy had enough of her shit and used some sort of wrestling move on her and things escalate from there. Does anyone remember the name/link?

>>32455281
Not him, but there's little I wouldn't do for a small harem of shortstack alps. They will find companionship through how much I bully them all. I just hope that doesn't lead to them conspiring against me.

>>32455648
God, 'things escalate from there' doesn't really cover it anon. I'm fairly certain he suplexed her off a building.

>>32455585
But dormice spend most of their time sleeping. The bags under my kiki's eyes tell me she usually gets no more than 5 hours of rest a day. That and the Monster(girl) energy drinks littering the floor of her room.

>>32455624
the judges shall be... "persuaded" through some means

>>32455755
What's a sphinx doing on top of a building?

>>32455791
Was your "kiki" like that from the day she arrived? Or was it a gradual change? Also, who currently does the house chores at your home?

>>32455648
greentext or pastebin or another website? In /a/ or /jp/ or /monster/?

>>32455938
She was like any other kiki when she first applied to be my maid, but once I signed the contract she dropped the act. Admittedly, I really should have read that contract more thoroughly. Or at all, really... That just leaves yours truly to keep the place clean.

>>32455646
Ancient evils are better off living quiet peaceful lives as pregnant housewives taking care of their many daughters.

>>32456337
I'm going to make it my duty to find and heavily impregnate ancient evils.

Never play cards with a Trumpart...

>>32456415
Should be easy enough if you just tell them you want to help them "raise an army"
>"Soon, mortal, our spawn shall wipe these pathetic civilizations from the face of the Earth. Isn't that right?"
>"Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, whatever. Hey, how about we go make some more "generals"?"
>"An excellent idea, mortal. Though your eagerness is a bit surprising..."

>>32456582
Exactly.
Although she may start to worry about fitting into her old armor, uniform, or ruler's dress.

>>32456582
Don't young monstergirls go off to find/rape boys as early as 10?

I suppose reducing an ancient evil to a miniboss with a horde of minions is still a bit of a win.

>>32456570
Just play using uno cards and you'd be fine

>>32456792
It's a trick, anon. You just play along with her ambitions for world domination until she has too many cute daughters to take care of for her to think about taking over the world. Eventually she'll find she's happier as a wife and broodmom.

did archiveanon ever end up adding gethsemane's greentext collections to the mega?

Incoming

>>32456810
>trumpart says she's got two pairs
>you start laughing maniacally
>"You fool! You've activated my trap card: Mirror Force."
>trumpart ties to shield herself, but gets blasted by special effects lights as her life points hit zero

>>32456876
incoming fox hag? yes please.

>>32454991
We're sending her back to the academy!

>>32454041
i don't see a dog or a horse

Would be nice if KC released another fire MG. Balrog and phoenix when?

>>32457284
What happens when yours grows more upward than forward?

>>32457366
probably about time for another cow. Catoblepas with huge horns and long hair growing over the eyes to obscure the stony gaze.

>>32457284
>complain to the Kiki Academy
>they say they're sending one of their head maids over right now
>motherly, mature kiki going by the name "Big Mama" shows up
>show her the room where your kiki has been holed up all day
>she goes in by herself, and everything goes quiet for the longest time
>when you decide to check on them, the door swings open and Big Mama steps out with a uniformed and visibly frightened kiki in tow
>she tells you she'll be sticking around for a few days to monitor your kiki's duties, shooting a stern look at you maid when she says this
Lazy maids require an iron-fisted head maid.

>>32456876
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>32457591
Don't catoblepas just flat-out kill you, not petrify you?

>>32457922
Eh, maybe. I forget some of pliny the elders finer points.

>Walking down the street while single
>Out of nowhere, feel strange sensation on your arm
>There’s teeth marks all around it
>See a wolf girl standing next to you
>Don’t know how you didn’t notice her
>”You just got bitten by a werewolf! You know what that means!”
What does it mean and what do you do?

>>32458421
scratch her chin

>>32458421
Go to a doctor and get a rabies shot.

>he doesn't want to take his little monstergirl daughteru to The Cum Zone™

dangerous

>>32458577
That's a very big spade for a very small girl

>>32458547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8

>>32458654
as it should be

>>32458547
Is that like a waterpark but with cum instead of water?

>>32458421
you got married, and you can't do anything about it

Quick workout! Now!

i just got raped by a yuki onna and now my balls are cold to the touch, is this normal?

>>32456845
Since gethsemane never posted the zip that he said he'd get from pastebin, I didn't.

>>32459444
I need a lazy spider onee-chan who ties me up to use as a daki while we watch kung-fu movies

>>32459870
God damn it now I need that too

>>32459870
Time for Police Story!

Which MGs would be a good fit or complement for a weak introverted guy?

>>32453858
I feel like the ideal Anubis height is shorter then you if you don't count her ears but taller then you if the ears are counted.

>>32460075
One a these

>>32460075
I feel like it would be faster to list the monsters that aren't suited for a guy like that.

>>32444590
Tell her my dragon wife doesn't like it when people try to steal her treasure.

>>32460086
HUGE eared loli fennec anubis ftw

>>32459982
>Police Story of Story Police investigating narrative crimes and bringing bad writers, rogue characters and plot twists to justice and bringing peace to abused cliches and dead tropes

>>32460266
What if the Phantom decides she doesn't want to do that anymore and instead wants to do THE SUPERVILLAIN SHUFFLE?

>>32460325
Then someone will have to shove a long and girthy redemption arc up her ass

>>32456932
hey! that's not UNO!

>>32459982
Even though she has plenty of other admirable traits, every time I see this spider my firts thought is "Damn, nice tits". It's almost like a reflex at this point

When it comes to raw physical strength which monster is the strongest?
No magical bullshit. Just raw muscles.

>>32460844
either wurms or sandworms

>>32460844
Contestants include Minotaur, Golem, Ogre, Ushi-Oni and Dragon.
Winner is Ant

>>32460880
I find this an acceptable answer.

>>32458512
Nah, they're unnecessary and expensive. If the wolfgirl isn't foaming in the mouth with her tail tucked between her legs, then you'd be fine

>>32460871
Sandworm probably has so much mass her musculature outweighs all other contestants combined.

>>32458781
Nah, it's just a regular water park with an option for monsters to engage in sexual desires with their man

>>32460844
baphos have the highest grip strenght by far

>>32461013
Really?

>>32461053
technically yes? its never stated that their muscle strenght arise from any form of magical power, not more so than any other monster girl at least.
also, look at their big meaty paws, those are gnarly!

>>32460880
No Jinko?

>>32460987
No Anon. The Cum Zone is a special spa where married monsters can get cum baths from their husband with the help of special magical regents that boost production.

I think you're thinking of The Fun Zone.

>>32461305
Is just big kot

>>32461363
Yes but she's one of the few monsters that's actually buff in the official art.

>>32461206
Eh, they look tiny and weak just like their whole bodies. Wouldn't a Chimaera's dragon hand be stronger though? They look like a beast

>>32461339
That's... a whole lot of cum. I don't think I can produce over 125 liters of semen even with magical and potion enhancement. Truly monstrous

>>32460844
Sandworm's body is so massive, that no other MG likely beats her physically without magic. Dragons pretty much are so strong due magic.

Aside from Sandworm, I would say Minotaur, months ago I saw a bull and it was gigantic, brimming with muscles. Minotaurs are supposed to be like that converted into human form.

Third I would say Jinko, Mino and her are the only profile muscled MGs for a reason.

>>32456220
I think your Kiki lacks motivation to become a productive member of society. You should punish her

>>32461401
>one of the few monsters

Few? She and Minotaur are the ONLY buff MGs in the official art, period.

>>32461462
They use fairy magic to temporarily shrink the monsters.

>>32461462
You underestimate how advanced monster cum science is.

>>32461339
My cum must remain rare and special, I can't have it being mass produced like that

>>32461842
It's not a place you go to all the time. It's for special events.

>>32461431
by what standards are you measuring their strenght? canonically, yes, they have the most powerfull physique independently of magic power.
if you are triyng to measure their strenght as if their muscles were as powerfull as the average human male pound for pound, then yes, baphos are really weak. though id wager they posses the most powerfull "grip strenght" if you know what i mean,
also, im pretty sure a fair amount of girls would simply collapse under their own weight, especially the wurm

sketched a random undead girl.

>>32462117
She's keeping warm.

>>32462117
A cute.

>>32462139
It's cold lately, after all!

>>32462337
Undead need waaaaarm. Also her hat looks like she likes Spin Doctors.

The Cheshire stops sneedposting or else it gets the squirt bottle again

>>32462337
She should probably put on some pants then.

>>32462117
>Cute zombie pic
Ah, now this is the good stuff.
>>32462337
Is she not wearing any pants? Well, I'm taking her home.

>>32462407
Monstergirls are for seeding and feeding, not fucking and chucking.

that's more like it.

>>32461462
you would need to cum for 3 minutes straight to fill a pool that large.
assuming you had the flow rate of a fucking garden hose

>>32462440

Alright that was pretty good, anon.

>>32462510
That's not pants that's skirt
Which is fine, just fine

>>32462529
Get that imp out of here

>>32462337
Today I learned I have a fetish for otherwise well dressed girls that have nothing but panties on around their crotch area.

Danuki Howard wants you to buy her new Indiana Jones game.

>>32462510
then how am i supposed to warm her up?

>>32462598
lots of options really, maybe warm snuggles, or sitting around a fireplace, or pic related

Marry chaos girls

>>32462529
I love Lilith. Wish there was more art of her

>>32462791
We're having sex with squid. Now.

>>32462791
I still can't decide if I like night gaunt or shogg more.

>>32462806
She looks like an alp

>>32462907
You're an alp

>>32462806
That smol brown demon needs to pay her rent

>>32462928
No.

>>32462791
Chaos girls are for slowly becoming retarded.

>>32462930
You'll get your rent when you fix the damn door

>>32462938
Wanna play Halo and eat nahcos?

>>32462966
>becoming
Anon...

>>32462967
Raimi's tirade about why spider-women are superior to human women was a little on the nose, how did he get away with it?

>>32462791
Sorry, but no. I don't want to turn into a spider body, purple squid, liquid mush, or some unidentifiable black object

>>32462930
She can pay rent by sucking my dick.

>>32462992
I'm not retarded

>>32461967
My wife better do something real special if she wants us to go there

>>32463037
why would you PAY a monster girl to suck your cock. LOL

>>32463012
He's too powerful to stop, he can say whatever he wants.

Stories about elementals become women would be neat
Imangne the sentient parnter you've have in magic adventures wanting to fuck you?

Is it better to have two senko sized Foxes, or one big one?

why are all catgirls such weirdos

>>32463426
To drain my bank account, only to be offered loan after loan to pay for more sex, failing to pay them back, and to be entrapped in a life of servitude to the very same money racoon that I bought sex from and obtained my loans from.

>>32463834
I'd rather be entrapped in a life of servitude to the fox mafia boss.

>>32463764
Cats are weird

>>32463834
my dude, thats just a marriage proposal with extra steps.

>>32464072
Cats are predictable, absolute majority has a daily schedule that they think everyone must follow, they like to sleep in the same places, they fucking hate closed doors and so on, a catgirl would probably be somewhat like Anubis

>>32449868
That's literally the entire point of the breed. Those aren't her wings.
>The Night Gaunt females transform their mates into a set of massive tentacle-like appendages which attach to their body from behind.
>she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
>When not being used for flight the wings/hands are used to grope the body of the female!

>>32463764
I want a hairless cat monster girl!

healing my amazoness wife's scars with dick lotion!!

why have the order not yet created eunuch divisions in their army? they are a tremendously powerfull organization with equally enourmous influence over every facet of human life, they are clearly capable giving up some population growth for a fighting force more suited against enemies who are so dependant on these very same man for the continuation of their species.
i bet they could even enact a forced castration edict on a set fraction of all men and nobody would give a damn, they could spin it as an act of martyrdom or something, that seems to work.

>>32464534
WHY

>>32465181
Mamono mana can regrow your dick.

>>32465181
Mamono mana can undo castration, so not really. Also castrating men, especially involuntarily, is such a heinous act that even the most passive and peaceloving monster would be radicalized by this and want to eliminate the country that does this.

>>32465181
Anyone with half a brain got scooped up by monsters ages ago, the Order is run by the theological equivalent of the village idiots

Whacha doin?

>>32465181
The monsters infiltrated the order and turned it into a husband farm while they work on fixing the sons problem.

>>32465306
even with castration being possibly reversable, it still somewhat impairs one of their most important avenues of attack, as their very capacity for libido would be significantly reduced.
honestly, they should allready be in a state of total war, mamonokind and the order are so essentially antagonistic in nature that their "semi-peacefull" coexistance just sounds ridiculous to begin with
Btw, where does it say that castration is reversable? i should seriously read those lore books baka

>>32465181
>why have the order not yet created eunuch divisions in their army
Well the entire /tg/ is filled with nothing but eunuchs, yet they still are weirdly obsessed with monstergirls, as you can see it doesn't work.

>>32465594
>honestly, they should allready be in a state of total war, mamonokind and the order are so essentially antagonistic in nature that their "semi-peacefull" coexistance just sounds ridiculous to begin with
A lot of mamono aren't interested in what's going around the world and would be content just having a hubby and being left alone by everyone else, think the apolitical boomer meme but replace grilling with fucking her husband.
>Btw, where does it say that castration is reversable?
It's hinted in one of the Q&A sessions, although that apparently only applies to Incubi.
>On the other hand, incubization only strengthens the man. Since the changes during incubation are gradual, I do not think that his limb will suddenly grow back immediately. Except, of course, for defects in the male genital organ.
It's much harder to incubize a man with no working dick, but it should still be possible.

>>32465446
Nothing. Why?

>>32465446

Thinking about how to get a hyper fertile mouse gf

>>32466319
force her breasts and waist through expand through the power of cummies and wishfull thinking.
try to keep her height the same for peak caveman standards

>>32465446
Realizing that Civ 6 is indeed as shit as I thought it was.

>>32465446
Thinking about Hellhounds

Monsterization can have as a side effect a significant increase in smugness.

>>32468315
>Anon's getting raped and nothing can stop me!

Do wizards that can turn into monster girls count as monster girls?

>>32468599

You shouldn't fantasize about girls that are taller than you.

>>32468776
Do spiders count as "taller" or not

>>32468824
they count as scary

>>32468776
Why wouldn't I?

>>32468776
You can't stop me.

>>32468841
So I fantasize about girls that are scarier (and probably taller and definitely have more legs) than me

>>32456150
irc it started as a greentext here and someone expanded on it.

>>32468776
I can and Shall.

Zen and the Art of Comfy

>>32465181
Eunuchs might, I repeat might, be more resistant to seduction; however that would not translate to them being more effective against monsters in battle. It would simply mean the fights would go a bit differently, with the monster focusing on incapacitating him (something they often do anyway) rather than seducing him right then and there.

Monsters were designed to be superior to humans, and they are stronger now than ever before. The Order-aligned humans, aside from heroes, are as shackled and weak as humans of the previous age who routinely had their populations massacred by monsters.

Point being, a army of eunuchs would end up impaled on mamono realm silver weapons, drained by offensive spells, or simply knocked out.

And if somehow a army of hero eunuchs was made, well the monsters have big guns of their own they can call in. It'd be an epic battle, but the humans would likely still lose since the "will" of the MGE world itself is on the side of the monster's goals.

We need to remember just how powerful the strongest monsters are. Take Asura Mythra, who sank a ship that was basically a floating city and the heroes onboard couldn't even cut her tentacles.

>>32465594
What aspects are ridiculous? It's a simple result of the Order losing so many resources whenever they do send armies against monsters that they can't afford to do so all the time. As for the monsters, Lilith is in no hurry since monsters can't birth incubi yet, and most monsters have no interest in aggressively expanding their domains.

Anyone know of artists open who could do a lewd jabberwock? I did have someone in mind but that plan fell through.

>>32468375
Objectively false, you can consent.

>>32470088
I'd be the smuggest rape victim ever knowing that no matter how hard they try, they can't rape me.

>>32470088
Not if you're asleep, drugged, or drunk.

>>32468776
Are you telling me not to fantasize about my wife?

>>32469908
>Monsters were designed to be superior to humans.
>the "will" of the MGE world itself is on the side of the monster's goals.
Okay that kinda explains why tgfags are so obsessed with MGE, this would be pretty grimdark if it wasn't happy ending land.

>>32471093
It kinda is still grim in a sense, monsters basically lack any sense of morals so for the majority of humans, being taken over and essentially brainwashed by an army of moralless hedonists who are fine with stuff like pedophilia, or even push it like with the Sabbath, would probably be enough to make some contemplate suicide

I want to be purify-raped by angelic type monstergirls.

>>32449620
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/654074

>>32471366
I don't think a medieval peasant would care too much about the philosophical argument against monstergirls.

>>32471366
>monsters basically lack any sense of morals.
Not really, it's more like their morality is slightly different from ours because they have different needs, but for example murder and real abuse are much more reprimanded because monstergirls unconditionally love us.
>hedonists
There is nothing wrong with hedonism if you don't need to work to survive, you can find pleasure even in manual labor as long as you don't need to do it to survive.

>>32471093
That "will" includes the will of humanity anon. It's not all the monsters. It's basically the desire to change the setting from the actual grimdark one it was initially created as.

>>32471366
Monsters definitely have a sense of morals. Runya Runya outright explains this when talking about Sabbath's origins.

>>32471781
>That "will" includes the will of humanity anon. It's not all the monsters.
Oh, I thought you were referring to the whole cycle of monster kill human>hero kill monster> repeat.

>>32471781
For reference, this is the source text where KC talks to a Japanese fan about the role of "fate" in the setting and why fate is siding with Lilith:


>Answer:
>I will explain in order. First of all, the text from the pages of the Encyclopedia, which is presented in books/Internet, was originally written by a person living in this world. "If the current Demon Lord is defeated ..." - these are not my words, this is the hypothesis of the Wandering Scientist, who writes the Monster Girls Encyclopedia. He does not know what exactly will happen if the current Demon Lord loses, and also why she became the Demon Lord.
>Plus, as I've mentioned in Ask past questions, I can't add this explanation to setting right now, so I can't go into more detail. However, the reason the Monster Lord became Monster Lord is because she had Chance and Fate on her side. [In the original, Kenkou talks about "Inevitability", which in this context, I believe, is synonymous with "Fate"] Many people and monsters were unhappy, and because of this "Fate" was on her side. And when “those who will try to turn everything around” appear, “Fate” will never side with them - those who are trying to make changes and destroy the happiness of people and mamono. As you wrote, "Because this world is too perfect," this is why a return to the old order [Mutual Genocide] is impossible. Even if you are the Chief Goddess, it is impossible if Fate is not on your side. Well, if we talk about meta-details, then the author is me, the Demon Lord will never die and the world of the Encyclopedia will never return to its previous state.

tg please leave

>>32471643
Wolves in the winter are dangerous.
Beware.

>fate
Alright now this is a peak bullshit explanation

>>32472293
How so? The will of the people manifesting as power to change things for the better, to become "fate" itself, has been used well in a number of settings. A big one being the Xenoblade Chronicles series.

Monstergirl MILFs!

>>32471986
Honestly, this is one of the reasons you can't think to hard about MGE lore. It's really not meant to be looked at this closely. Like, "oh, you're the omnipotent god of this world? Well get fucked, fate isn't on your side". I mean, the CG created the universe and by extension fate, and yet somehow fate is stronger than her.
I'm not even gonna bother with it and just burry my fate in some demon tittis.

>>32472293
the only bullshit is that there isn't a physical manifestation of fate to fuck yet.

>>32472494
Best explanation. MGE is not a setting to be examined in detail like this
>>32472515
Also this. When do I get a wife who'll start blushing from seeing all the rough breeding sex I'm going to give her that night with her future sight?

>>32472454
He could have just said that the next Demon Lord wouldn't change the monsters back because none of the monsters want to change back.

>>32472494
No the current chief god is not omnipotent or did she create the world. She is a new and relatively inexperienced god.

>>32472572
What's up with the japs and killing god anyhow?
Seems like ever other JRPG ends with you killing god.

>>32472494
>the CG created the universe and by extension fate, and yet somehow fate is stronger than her.

The original CG is "said" to have created the world, but we don't know the truth of what this means. Regardless, that CG is no longer around and the current one clearly does not have such power. None of the MGE gods are omnipotent.

>>32472567
To be clear, the mechanics of Mamono Lord mean that a new one wouldn't be able to change the monsters back anyway as changing the monsters is not a part of the position's power set. Lilith gained the power to do so due to various circumstances (in particular the cooperation of many monsters who wanted to change and gave her their power), it's not something she was innately able to do.

>>32472632
Mythologies all through history have had gods that can be killed. The MGE setting takes a lot of aspects of Greek mythology, namely gods that are not all powerful, can die, can reproduce, and often oppose each other.

>>32472697
Even if that's the case, my point about "not thinking to hard about it" still stands.
The setting is a wish fulfillment setting, if you start looking to hard at it, you start to see the cracks quite quickly. KC saying it's due to "fate" is lazy but gets the point across. "why does this happen" can me answered with "because I like it" no mater how little sense it makes.
So stop asking questions and sign the damn contract, anon!

>>32455805
Thats one kind of ancient evil, the other encourages her daughter to prepare for next year. Can't be a villain if you can't handle failure and keep going

>>32455646
What if their husband wants to take over the world but he's hilariously bad at it

>>32450829
If anything the older a man is a virgin the rarer it is for monstergirls so the price rises exponentially

>>32473310
So virgins above 30 would be highly prized? What about an 80 year old virgin?

>>32473310
Got to watch out for those vampire sommeliers looking for a good vintage.

>>32452211
>>32452688
>>32452733
>>32452836
>>32453127
I kinda want an MGE doujin by Shiki, but I'm worried he'll turn it into another snuff fest.

>>32473518
I'd watch a comedy about a Vampire like that and her boorish Ghoul friend going on a road trip
Sideways is a good movie please watch it

>>32473063
I enjoy the “Big Bad’s Wife is the competent one” trope. The husband is the one coming up with the hairbrained schemes of domination while the wife uses her mastery of magic and evil to make it happen, even if the plans have obvious flaws.

>>32473763
Yeah that's cute. Also if each one keeps the other from going overboard. Is the wife also a baddie or is she good/neutral but just likes to humour her husband?

I confess. I love both Cait siths and cu siths and cannot choose between the two

>>32443908

>>32474503
Is sucking on the clit really that big of a deal?

>>32474541
This is an unusually calm and collected look for a Sandworm, they usually have that lecherous bedroom eyes thing going on.

>>32474503
How about you fuck off

>>32474040
I imagine her as legitimately evil, but with a soft spot for her husband and she doesn’t want him or herself to get hurt, which is why she’s afraid of what would happen if they ever succeeded and created a more dangerous world.

>>32474503
dog dick > cat dick

>>32474590
Are you kidding? That carapace eye is fucking you into next year.

>>32474634
Eye see

>>32474503
That pic reminded me of:
a) .Less
b) .Less being a giant infantile faggot
Wonder if these two are separable in the mind of anyone who'd known him for long enough.

>>32457922
Technically basilisk and cockatrice do as well

>>32474742
I thought .Less was the guy who drew with the heavy ink style like this pictures of Lala and Rachnera?

>>32474742
He gave me my Brawny Lamia when I asked for her so .less is fine by me

>>32474503
The real answer is to marry a dragon and fuck her in monster form.