/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for matt-sama and his cup

first for jav whores

imagine not knowing this shit is normal as fuck in japanese media and serves as a narrative device and thinking you know more japanese than natives
jesus christ these weebs on my japanese songs videos comments section make me wanna commit a genocide

>>32428675
first for TSCs aka hybrid cards, the best type of anki card with no downsides.

>>32428739
>Most Viewed Twitch Clips OF ALL TIME
cringe bro

>>32428593
https://streamable.com/hrpewk

>>32428344
i don’t cover gimmicks that don’t help learning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ_DH7jzoxQ

>>32428979
is this what happens when you meditate?

>>32428979
wheres his hair

staring at a cup for hours is meditation

>>32429096
yeah u also get this mental and emotional stability
https://streamable.com/lj9fyi
its all a byproduct of a clear and focused mind

matto's right always watch anime fullscreen

>>32428979
does he have add or something

>>32428344
what are those?

>>32429298
https://tatsumoto-ren.github.io/blog/discussing-various-card-templates.html#targeted-sentence-cards-or-mpvacious-cards

its a sentence card but you can review it as a word card and only do the full sentence card as fallback when you fail that

>>32429298
animecards with the sentence on front
just a way to artificially boost your animecard retention

>>32429298

>>32429034
listened to this 3 times yesterday

それで米国選挙は終わることができたの？

>>32428739
how many dudes skeet do u think shes caught with that

>>32428344
lmfao mini rapists undying desire for attention overrules his hatred for queefster

you love to see the absolute ghoul acting like the scum he is

>>32429523
+350

>>32429443
the target word should be red on the front so you can skip the sentence whenever you want to

also ク with a 半濁点 wtf

>>32429604
lmfao ur dumb

>>32429130
why the fuck was this autist seething so much
post the full video

>>32429011
Holy shit cringemaster you kept blowing off people who tried to have a sentence card vs anime discussion with you saying you would explain why their points aren't valid in your shitty new site and now I look at your shitty new site and you literally didn't bring in anything new to address their complaints. What is this
>Reviewing words in a context you are already familiar with is problematic and is not representative of situations where you will have to recall the target word later.
It literally is, you will encounter words in context and not out of context. Out of context doesn't even make fucking sense because dictionaries are made by looking at how words are used IN CONTEXT. Furthermore you can just look at out of context words in English and see trying to come up with their meaning is meaningless. Take the word "commit". What does it even mean? Well by itself it means literally nothing you would need a context like "commit to memory" or "commit a crime" to actually give it meaning.

>>32429740
this is part of djt lore, lurk another 2 years

>>32429725
???

>>32429845
>xD lurk moar
nvm not interested enough in retarded eceleb "lore" just wanted to have a laugh at this unironical autist.

>>32429604
ぶんぽうてきには「ぐ」になる

はつおんは「わるくふち」と「ふ」のはつおんがはいる

どっちもただしいとおもう

>>32429872
is that arrow also part of the レ kana?
is it normal for tenten of any kind to be a different colour?

>>32429927
i will now watch your drama

source?

>>32429940
>レ kana
you mean ル

i mean the arrow is obviously pitch related but what is the circle supposed to be

>>32429940
>he doesn't know about the か゚行

>>32429927
those windows look american

post jav actress with big ass

>>32430058
everything looks american dunno why they went with that gay ass set

>>32430042
your pretty stupid
you should probably quit japanese

can u stop glorifying porn by calling these women actresses

all women are actresses anyway

>>32430128
yuki jin

>>32430183
sounds like some made up notation, never seen this anywhere before
no japanese person uses this

watasi no namae ha yuuukee

あぶり出し

no one here is gonna lose their virginity

>>32430356
yeah but if uve ever used NHK発音辞典 u know what it is
and also no jap uses a texthooker or jisho either its a pretty meaningless point

>>32430479
watasi wa did it all for the nookiee

ganyu chan..

can someone post that webm of the girl being shot by pellets again i forgot to save it

癌乳chan?

>>32430804
youve got problems if u jerk off to that sort of shit

>>32429927
you cant just post this and not say where its from

>>32430905
the screams are hot its not like shes dying or anything
i dont get off to that guro shit

>>32430955
idk bro doesnt seem good

>>32430955
so u only get off on abuse and its fine as long as they dont die or get seriously injured ? is that what ur saying ?

>>32430910
MMRAA-173

in my day all boys needed to make life worth living as a cute girl 2 smile for them at the end of the day and make them a nice meal

now we got this pellet shit

>>32430988
hard to call it abuse its porn and she signed up for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCwuyhCf3c

time to read for 8 hours

>>32431060
lol u think women dont sign up for porn and get bullshit sprung on them ?

>>32431105
what next spanking during sex is abuse too?

yeah you don't wanna cause meiwaku for your agent

>>32431105
yeah they really dont
they have to sign a consent form for every single thing that is being done to them before every shooting

didn't you watch those nobita interviews?

>didn't you watch those nobita interviews?

>>32431209
lol so u bc u watch videos on the internet now u know everything for everyone in all situations ?

>>32431358
yes

i have youtube.. i have the power..

ur generation makes me SICK lol

cope and seethe old man

got a red as fuck pimple on the middle of my fuckin nose for the first time in years

>look that weird is whiteknighting us on the internet again xD
>haha what a loser he thinks he can get pussy by being a spineless faggot

>>32431481
i see u

opened the thread in a different browser to see what the hubbub was about, cringed and closed it. bum still being a pathetic loser lol

yeah jamals right again
women are too stupid and should be protected by their brothers

>>32431558
how did u post after closing it ? nice iq

>>32431561
miniyoga...

>>32431647
dare

eating a jar of peanut butter while i read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsoC6f6e9IU
why are japanese so afraid of showing their faces

i tidied up my pitch accent game if anyone wants to try it
https://nami-pitch.herokuapp.com/
might add some other features

>>32431886
p cool

>>32431886
nice

>>32431886
dunno how this is supposed to work, i got them all right but it said i was wrong

god i hate japs

they hate u cause they cant be u

>>32432129
i guess youre joking but it probably is riddled with bugs plus it's jpop101 audio so its gonna be different from the dictionary on occasion

>>32432240
why are americans like this

>>32431886
this is the dumbest shit of all time and has nothing to do with japanese

just tell me bros, how many japs actually smoke
i hate people who smoke tobacco especially if they are a girl

>>32432254
not even joking, I think its because it doesnt pair well with my ime or something

>>32432401
ur supposed to put in the pitch dude

another big win for jamal and anti pitchers

>>32432376
a lot less in the zoomer generation, but still quite many

>>32432376
ive met 6 japs and 3 smoked so ima say half

>>32431886
isn't this missing one, odaka or whatever its called

>>32432376
it's very common, you can still smoke indoors in a lot of places. there used to be people smoking on the dancefloor at clubs all the time

yeah a smoker nation means low iq fuck japan

>>32432564
i deleted all the odaka words from the dict because its impossible to distinguish between it and heiban if you just hear the word by itself

although maybe if youre a pitch god you can hear a tiny drop at the end or something i dunno

>>32432376
ask this guy https://youtu.be/V_wCoI6MGfY?t=113

>>32429755
if ur so eager about them do your cards but stop pestering me with already debunked arguments

>>32432620
oh yeah, that makes sense
also if you added Xを from nhk dict it'd be really easy to guess those

Deos anyone have epubs of this?
弱キャラ友崎くん

>>32432678

>>32432758
someone probably does

>>32432758
no but i saw theres a free volume on honto yesterday
https://honto.jp/ebook/pd_30700885.html

>>32432833
have sex

>>32429011
>>32432678
not him, but to me it looks like those tscs and anime cards are exactly the same, except tscs give you more options to rep the card.

>>32432566

gonna postpone having sex till eiffel bro posts the guide

>>32432882

lets bring this thread back on track

lets get this thread back on track

>>32433411
https://streamable.com/i8tvtg

http://otakomu.jp/archives/25339461.html
rate this ranking

>>32433532
tl note: ビッチ means slut, not bitch

>>32433607
and thats why i posted that one

>>32433585
>You’ve enabled HTTPS-Only Mode for enhanced security, and a HTTPS version of otakomu.jp is not available.
nope

cant visit most japanese sites
why are they 10 years behind in everything tech related?

>>32433653
they have nothing to hide

>>32432565
there were people doing that in every country in europe this century, smoking bans came in quick and changed everything

>>32433411
me 左左 of confused guy

>wonder egg priority ep 2
lets go

lets not

>>32434279
do your reps first son

>card has been suspended is a leech
pls DJTbros tell me i am gonna make it...

>ですもの
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>32434609
no need, im going to watch the episode 50 times and completely learn japanese from it

>>32434609
>Studied 94 cards in 7.52 minutes today (4.8s/card)
already done

>>32434699
why did he slap a crying child

>>32434770
lucky nigger

>>32434726
あらまぁ困った子ですこと

>>32434841
delete all katakana only cards after the first rep

what a pleb

>>32428578
ユニ(yay)。
ユニGameplay's core is perfecting world by imagination and cute magic。＾
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRQZ26sJoDs
Fairy play for cute&dreamy thoughts and emotions。Educational game for sweet magic of fairy world,fairy languages and mathematics & elven pastel castles(art studying)
＾like this game it is ultra dreamy and fairy worlded game but it is ultra legit project for everyfairi for studying cute magic in academy and create cute fantasies and worlds and even more sparkly inspirations and cute pastels... so the game is yay truly and ultra dreamy and cute 。

Reviews＾:

1.”... yay! I love playing with the colorful fairies with cute sprinkle magic yay!“

2.”so cute and pastel and yay! love fairy game ＾＾“

3.”build the castles for everynyan yay ^ ^”

⑅
...
。

The newest and archive versions of the game is absolutely free to download and play on fufifantasy.itch.io/uni-el or frufi.itch.io/uni-el＾ so everynyan/pony and fairi is be able to explore sweet magic and create cute fantasies 。
＾

>>32433411
well this is an interesting gangbang

the only time ive ever asked for someone to up a sub for something (snk) and nobody bothers, meanwhile ive done it literally dozens of times for various posters. never helping anyone here again thats for sure lol

>>32434847
crippled as fuck lmao

>>32435147
have you ever considered the fact that you are the only retard with netflix here
i'd do it for you if i had but i am not paying for a service i dont use just to rip subs for you nigga

relearned cards today:
濁る(knew what it meant but forgot reading)
引き分け(forgot meaning)
省く(forgot reading)

>>32435228
lurk more tard multiple other people have an account though truth be told most of them seemed to be uppercasers so it might have been too intellectually challenging for them to figure it out lol

>>32435175
are you sure

>>32435273
Yeah i know i saw the chain of replies, most people probably just dont know how to do it though it isnt that hard.
Just accept that go through the work for no reward is not something everyone does, i understand your position but you cant expect everyone to be cooperative indivuduals like us.

ii ja nai pato o tabereba pan ga mu kereba
can some faggot translate this

bros i'm thinking of reading my doujinshis on my daily train ride since I don't have time for them otherwise; how weird would it be to do that (i'm autistic so it's hard for me jduge these kinds of things)

>>32435147
id help you if i could
honestly why doent cr and similar sites add japanese subs as well?

the have all these subs but not the one for the language thats actually spoken, like wtf?

>>32430544
kys

>>32428979
Not gonna lie but, as a 100% straight male, i find this hage version of matt pretty hawt

>>32435243
all ez

>>32435414
not weird at all, but you should share with the people next to you to let them know you have nothing to hide

>>32435381
no because that's clearly wrong lol

>>32434609
no

>>32429130
why even did he grab his bicep there

just finished my anki cards

>>32435465
i'm serious
is it that weird (there aren't that many people there due to covid anyway)?

>>32435111
＾
ユニゲームはかわいい魔法の妖精サンドボックスゲームです。 見てほしいポイントは、魔法ブロックで城と自分のファンタジー世界を作成できることです。 他には、「妖精ミニゲーム]として、コインを多く集めることを競うミニゲームも作成しました。

>>32435580
yeah its weird, id take a picture of you doing it and post it everywhere

mined おろし金

>>32435147
i also uploaded some subs when i had an account but yeah ain't paying for that shit cuz i only watch torrented anime anyways

>>32435147
maybe watch something better and raw

inb4 the raging summer friend insulting fairy guy

>>32435673
maybe suck my unwashed asshole

hi guys. i just started learning japanese. where can i find out more about qms sexlife and how to marry a roastie?

>>32435706
no you can just rage more about never knowing enough japanese to watch your dogshit shonen fagget

>>32435725
reddit.com

https://twitter.com/masarumoritsuki/status/1351076003863527424

>>32435750
i probably watch more raw content than you do

>>32435619
its kinda funny how nobody in asia cares about subtitles
not even the japanese rip them for their own use it seems

for western languages you can always find subtitles for everything immediately

>>32435840
bugmen have no empathy for their deaf countrymen

>>32435840
duno i can find chinese subs for pretty much anything

>>32435856
yea we western homos gotta make sure everyone can be a television consumer

so if there's a comet orbiting the planet mercury which was thought to possibly harbor aquatic life, that would be a suisei orbiting suisei that might have suisei?

>>32436087
nice reddit post

>>32436087

how come yomichan can't pick up ツボに入る

>>32436230
retard

clothed paizuri

nice

>>32436125
desu~~

bros after tomorrow everyone will shut the fuck up about orange man finally

read enough for today

how do i learn japanese?

>>32436397
you mean like yourself bringing it up out of nowhere off topic

>>32436421
you acquire it

>>32436401
baaaaaased

>>32436268
what am i doing wrong?
it works with other phrases

>>32436433
yeah exactly

>>32436473
it's not in the dictionary u have loaded in yomichan u utter tard

>>32436401
crazy how this guy is probably the most fluent person here

>>32436508
huh, arent both jisho and jmdict supposed to be the same?

これはペンです

kayblades are out of fashion, sorry

>>32436555
jisho uses jmdict

yea this show's actually not good

>>32436812
lmao

how would you guys translate はにかみ顔の背中の

wtf

>>32436397
no they wont

>>32428979
>>32429130
>never seen any of these because i'm not clicking streamable spyware
feelsgood

this is the last djt

>>32437073
>not using spyware
hope you dont have windows installed

>>32436878
she even shoots ink out of those larger purple udders
https://files.catbox.moe/yi23n5.jpg

how did they get away with this lol

>>32437104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOajoO5Bi7A

>>32437104
finally

i love joseis that make dumb o faces

How the fuck do japanese people know what japanese people are saying? Half the shit they say seems so vague or heavily reliant on context that there's a lot of room for the listener to misunderstand.

>>32437073
they just give you a direct mp4 link unlike youtube, hope you're not using youtube

>>32437224
no there isnt

>>32437104
great, that means i can finally learn japanese

hope i can go out on a gaysen date some day

>>32437224
im just going to assume every uppercaser post is trolling because nobody can be this fucking dumb

scratching ur asshole when it gets itchy feels better than busting a nut

>>32437549
good luck with that tapeworm bro

>>32437549
>when it gets itchy
never had this problem

>psycho and 最高 are homophone
daaaaamn

>>32437549
gmi

>>32437663
they aren't

why are there so many homos in japanese

the first route ending of air fucked me up pretty badly
are the other routes devastating as this one?

>>32438015
ur gonna get fucked in a lot of ways

wanna hear sum1 better than me vocaroo this

>>32438045
dont bully frufi

what's this foreign reporter's japanese like https://youtu.be/zdlt9n5FDUU?t=238
she was awfully upset lol

>>32438380
i wanna man...

what did she mean, "scientific"?

she was referring to the science cards nuke was searching for

>>32438635
dont respond to me ever again

>>32438651
howardeez nutz faget get wrecked

>>32438635
otalets are ngmi

dont know who his howard is and dont care

being old seems so sad. i'm in my 20s and already feel disconnected from my childhood now imagine being like 70 and everyone you ever knew is dead.

>>32438939

>>32438755
this isn't true and you know it

>>32439033
being fit and healthy usually makes you not be a potato during your older days

i have serious issues with death anxiety so can you guys please read the cookie

used to get anxiety about death until i accepted there was nothing i could do about it
now i do what i want, the id is in total control

>>32439161
cookieを読め

>>32439241
qm? bigoted?

>>32432678
ur cards got debonked by TSCs

>>32439204
lol

>>32439361
feel the soul getting sucked out of me looking at this generic 2d bitch

>>32435147
We are poor, no netflix.

>>32439253
well i am, i'm about to begin an internship at an IT firm after being a neet for 6 years but i still fear death

>>32435147
i also hate investing in people only to get jack shit in return

but nonetheless this is all ppl like u and me can do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APuV3Ek-u4E#t=65

>>32439411
fear of death is natural its what keeps the game going preoccupation with death is what happens when ur mind is allowed to stagnate

think of it like this we all walk a tightrope in life like nik wallenda over a fuckin volcano but if our mind wanders for even a second and we look down we are just fucked so u gotta keep lookin forward and keep walkin cuz at least on the other side death is a little further away

>>32439621
eat more and praise israel more, you'll get there

guys where's the anime godfather audiocards guide?

my little brother wants to learn japanese
he's still in highschool, should i link him the guide to set him on the right path?

>>32440215
tell him to learn an actually useful skill

>>32440302
to whoever invented these long socks
thank you

>>32440318
>the "you need to know 2000 words to speak japanese at a high schoolers level" meme
never heard that before
you probably mean "you need 2k kanji the kanji knowledge of a high school graduate"

you need this
*unzips pants*

i'm @ 7k words, and it's pretty rare for me to come across a joyo kanji that i haven't seen before

>>32440318
dunno you're the first one to bring it up here

>>32440415
americans

>>32440318
by the time japanese graduate high school, they are expected to have memorized 常用漢字

what's djts stand on mukbang

i mukbanged ur mom

>>32440302
mydipamineeeee

you guys make it hard to understand what can i do to study japanese in a cooler way

you can't swallow with your mouth open

>>32441058
nah you can

>>32441111
i've found my bitch

I've never seen a thread with so much gaslighting before in 4chan

what the fuck is wrong with /djt/
this has to be the most schizo filled general in 4chan
jamal, quiz, og... even fucking frufi browses this general

>>32441125
nah u didn't

>>32441131
djt is like 69% ironic and 420% gay

*opens bathroom door and yells across the house*

wtfs going on out there

>>32441131
team jamal is fighting against the evils of djt (primary the mini (qm) team)

>>32441023
tacticool fag

the point of an srs algorithm is to teach you a word then wait until you have almost forgotten the word before reintroducing it to you. doing this encourages your brain to store that word in your long-term memory instead of keeping it in the short-term.

i'm currently using wanikani with great success but i also want to use an anki deck (nayr 5k) on top of it. i'm pretty far along in wanikani so it's not that the reviews haven't started piling up yet, i've just set an intensive routine for myself. since wanikani has its own set pace (which is very strict), my vocab acquisition feels quite slow compared to my intensive study schedule and i'd like to increase it.

however, inevitably i assume a lot of words in wanikani and nayr 5k will overlap since both cover around 5-6000 most common words in the language.

my question is, will "learning" a new word on wanikani when i have already learned it in anki / "reviewing" a word on anki when i've already reviewed it on wanikani etc. be detrimental to learning?

it might sound counterintuitive since i'm technically studying more, but i vaguely remember hearing somewhere that it's better to just stick with one system at a time so that the srs algorithm can actually do what it was designed to do. i just can't find the source.

>>32441023
stop studying and start acquiring

>>32441131
its all the work of nanoquiz and microquiz

>>32441205
dno bro i just watch anime

>>32441023
watch good anime

>>32441205
>my question is, will "learning" a new word on wanikani when i have already learned it in anki / "reviewing" a word on anki when i've already reviewed it on wanikani etc. be detrimental to learning?
no but you'll realize srs is shit and you will have forgotten some of your burned words because you never saw them again

>>32441206
i can't yet

>>32441272
looks shit

>>32441272
nice

>>32441205
nice wall of text. you expect me to read that?

>>32441301
you can start watching jp-subbed anime as soon as you have learned kana

>>32441272
i know you're being ironic but take your own advice

>>32441352
how about you watch how i fuk yer mum bc you forgot about kanji and basic vocab

nobody realized this yet but people tend to go for head punches nowadays cause fps games

>>32441272
you shilled this so much made me wanna watch the first ep

>>32441420
what is that browser extension and where can i find japanese subs
still fucking ur mom tho i'm horny

>>32439161
>death anxiety
you telling me you're not looking forward to it? weird

>>32441205
> will "learning" a new word on wanikani when i have already learned it in anki / "reviewing" a word on anki when i've already reviewed it on wanikani etc. be detrimental to learning?

It will about be as detrimental as it is to come across a word while reading a manga just as you're about to review it in Anki, which is zero

>>32441463
just be warned that the first ep is unironically the worst and you need high tolerance for ps1 level cgi

this is the intermediate thread

>>32441489
it's mpv, an empty html page, clipboard inserter and yomichan
jp subs are on kitsunekko

>>32441563
no i can accurately guess the stroke order for 99% of things because it's easy as fuck

>>32441489
https://animecards.site/minefromanime/

>>32441563
no. it's fun but too time-consuming to fraw every kanji to remember it. actually the whole remembering kanji thing is sort of a scam since you'd be more efficient learning kanji through vocab

>>32441605
the site is cucked, i can't access it

>>32441564
why

>>32441631
??? works for me

i guess some of the same stuff is explained in the description of this vid https://youtu.be/M4t7HYS73ZQ

>>32441600
how does clipboard inserter work? is it windows-specific?

>>32441680
wrong guide
watch this instead https://youtu.be/vU85ramvyo4

>>32441578
筈に言いテメがふわふわしてんのか

>>32441696
there's a pattern for stroke order. there's no need to memorize everything by itself

>>32441703
i don't know what you mean by windows specific if you mean the os no if you mean program windows well it is tab specific
you go to the browser tab with the html page and enable clipboard inserter
now everything that is copied to your clipboard is sent to the html page so you can use yomichan on it

>>32441704
Oops you accidentally linked aids

>>32441745
心

>>32441726
わ〜
すごいですね

草

>>32441774
sorry, meant for >>32441680

>>32441891
nope
if you run across it in the wild and recognized it you gained strong context for the word helping you acquire it
the srs fulfilled it's duty by retaining the word in your memory long enough for this to be possible

dream of the day card tards get relentlessly shit on for talking about their cards ever

mugen

>>32441891
>>32441948
jut fail the card once if you see it in the wild problem solved

>>32442072
there was no problem to solve

>>32441779
nerd

card fagets punishing themselves for seeing their cards outside of anki the absolute state

seeing it the day before counts too

watch how you talk about my cards

>>32442138
yeah i do this too
10 mins to start off the day and wake up

>>32442166
nothing "counts"

>>32441995
it was a thing in here for a while

>>32442120
yeah 2 and 3 are pretty good so you can drop it if you hate those

>>32442166
counts what?

there's literally nothing wrong with seeing a word more often then what your srs is giving you.

regular flash cards would just show you all your words ever every day or week or whatever. srs just tries to do something smart by not showing you a bunch of shit you already can remember. BUT if you want to waste time and see those words more often then anki gives them to you that's fine it will just use up more of your time

*yawns* yup done for today

>>32441521
>ps1 level cgi
it reminded me of this game lmao

another loss for the ankitards

quiz is a chad now. simple as

>>32442424
lmfao holy shit

dont care

>>32442424
this cant be real

fuck jamal but it turns out his chart was right

i've been playing through corpse party and it's my first vn where im not struggling at all, it's also fun and exciting

bros i think im a 見返りブス

>>32442554
>how do u go from wanting to wait to have sex to this in like 2 weeks
by having sex

i told you guys sex is a chore. give me the onahole any day of the week better yet a plain old handy so i dont have to clean it up

my relationships didnt implode after having sex for 2 weeks

>>32442583
maybe a chore if you gotta put a condom

>>32442424
he should enjoy that sex as long as he can because once the honeymoon period is over her sex drive is going to plummet while his is gonna stay roughly the same in the long term.

damn theyre doing another 大河ドラマ about ieyasu its gonna be shit

quizler is a true 三日坊主
not even sex is safe from it

stfu ciaran

parents literally bought me a 2 meter sushi boat for my 32 year anniversary today

the boat was so big it didn't fit in the elevator and they had to bring it through my apartment's window

I want to kill myself
I hate seeing my relatives and elementary school friends that I haven't seen n like 20 years

why the fuck do parents pull off shit like this, /djt/?
I don't even like sushi but my parents think I do because I'm "obsessed with japan"

>>32442596
i think we moved in together too fast well i still have my apartment but i haven’t been there in a week and before that only to bring more of my stuff

>>32442681
>i think we moved in together too fast
bro you are insane. those dysfunctional russian genes are going to make this end in disaster.

>>32442680
wtf

>>32442681
oh so ur just like 20 year olds in the trying to play house phase thats fucked up lmao

>>32442680
tf is a sushi boat, and why in the winter of all seasons

>>32442424
yeah bros,
if this is what it leads to, id rather never have sex
nay, i never will have sex

yep, this is why i 2d
*boots up vinnie*

>>32442424
damn i thought the quiz fell for used goods thing was just a meme very unforturnate

>>32442680
you've been married for 32 years? damn quiz could use some advice

let me tell u what it was like the first time i lived with a girlfriend

"holy shit u are a fucking monkey with all the hair u drop everywhere jesus christ"

in response i stripped off all my clothes and plopped down on the kitchen floor and did the motion like ur making a snow angel

she fuckin wigged out

>>32442712
cant believe he let a sicko damasu him

>>32442681
you remind me of that one dude from scrubs that screws up all his relationships with women by moving way too fast

>>32442756
guy on the left: how does a man get this fat ??

>>32442764
that shits no good if they dont bring u a jav slut laying on there w. the sushi on top of her skin

>>32442773
lmao you really believe there's a pandemic going on?
and I thought /djt/ posters had high IQs
sheep

>>32442680
what kind of a sitcom do you live in

>>32442772
yeah thats why hes leaning away from him

>>32442791
the hair i can understand, but why the fuck do girls use so much toilet paper

dont like sushi

>>32442831
relevent wotd
女体盛り

>>32442839
they take big shits and wipe till it bleeds

>>32442850
>relevent
jeez that one hurt

>>32442764
as someone who loves sushi and hasnt eaten it in months, damn that looks good
must've been hella expensive too

>>32442837
the kind where my parents try to humiliate me because I'm a 32 year old NEET
make no mistake, they didn't do this to please me
they know very well I hate people and surprises

>>32442791
and they always have either a dirty ass room or are a germaphobe neat freak no in between

>>32442846
yes u do

>>32442424
how can you fail at sexxing while being gifted with a 極太絶倫肉棒

nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex

fat dicks are all フニャフニャ

is qm seriously saying he's only had sex 10 times? i remember making the same mistake as him around his age and moving in with a girl but we probably had sex 10 times a day while binging through all of atla and korra

finished the first ep of arifureta
yeah the cg was trash but otherwise it wasnt that bad
didn't know 天部 but i aint mining that shit

>>32443098
thats a lot of sex i cant really remember ever doing it more than 4 or 5 times in a day max and that was like during a weather event where we had no power the whole day and nothing to do

crazy how no matter how bad quizler seems theres always someone there to 1 up him

i was fapping just now but i feel like my lust is decreasing

>>32443150
i mean im kind of a freak cuz through extreme depression and porn addiction starting around age 10 ive been able to jack off 7 or more times a day on the regular but with a naked woman just always constantly right there in bed with me and my honeymoon phase hormones i could just endlessly fuck her (also lots of cheap vodka)

>>32443169
maybe in a particular regard but the whole qm package is unbeatable

>>32443212
why did you have to mention the vodka?

think the most i fucked was like 3 in one day 10 times a day is too much

>>32443257
because it probably played a role, i get horny when im drunk

oh also we had nothing to do for like 2 or 3 weeks straight which also explains it

but yeah anyway we broke up after that, whole thing lasted 2 months about. then i messaged her some mean things and she called me an "troll! you're an internet troll!" like it was some big revelation lol

i also remember reasoning with her about why we should get married. my logic was like "hey you're going to get married someday, and im going to get married someday. so obviously we are both marriage material so it may as well be us together forever" hahahaha

any sex over 0 is too many sex

shutup

quiz must be really low test lmao
I remember having sex like 10 times a day back when I found myself in the same situation as him

10 sex in 2 weeks is like really really really low test

yeah idk maybe i actually like 2d more than 3d even though i see her figure and she is fucking hot, like men would beat each other up to fuck her but when she lies naked next to me i'm just kind of not in the mood a lot of the time what can you do man

what a fcking banger bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mLWoJF17U4

>>32443148
do you mean 天賦
天賦の才 comes up every now and then

>>32443514
>Like men would beat each other up to fuck her
I doubt it

She must be ugly af and that's why you can't get it up

>>32443511
shut da fuck up

>>32443514
looking forward to the revenge porn when you break up

>>32443514
make her wear one of these

>>32443546
nah dude i'm the most discriminatory against ugly people and i wouldn't want to kiss, smell and hug an ugly person all day and she has perfect curves really she is a nice girl (a bit above 60 kg) but for some reason rn i don't have the desire to live my sexuality not sure why
maybe because of nofap and me being in the "down" phase of it, wonder if i will recover

>>32443541
yeah my bad

>>32443594
they're obviously not breaking up they're gonna marry dude

when did you stop translating in your head

>>32443590
whats the term for this

tomorrow

>>32443606
this bitch is heavier than jamal lmao

>>32443658
lol

>>32443638
never have

>>32443638
never did

true chads mine all the spellnames like 雷槍 [read as random english word]

火炎玉　ファイアー・ボール

>>32443687
>>32443711
teach me your secrets

>>32442424
this is amazing, djt reality television always delivers

quiz actually hit rock bottom. cant believe i used to look up at this guy, admire him and think he was a genius. smfh

i was being epic if you want a real answer read more
it sounds like a meme but read more is the answer to most problems if you know japanese you know what im talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLqFny9t91A
think it's this actually because i haven't consumed porn or jacked off for three weeks now
i'll watch this video with her

>>32443804
what does this have to do with learning Japanese? honest question

normalfags gotta ruin everything smfh

>>32443804

>>32443804
doesnt seem to apply to you

can the janny ban all these off topic posts about QM fucking a girl this is for japanese discussion not your diary faggot

>>32443804
that's funny my gf also made me watch a video when we were going through this

https://imdb.com/title/tt3778376/

but mostly we just watched atla

https://youtu.be/PXtRaM8sZRc
eva haters btfod

if a woman ever asked me to watch a yt vid with her id dump her that very second

more like seirei no シット

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXwT38m-d5k

>>32443973
its a 10/10

getting morbido vibes (not a good thing) from kemono no souja erin turns out they have the same creator

>>32443968
damn its long

>>32443968
dude is working too hard he looks like he aged 10 years since last time i watched any of his videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvx76J2x3DM

how many days of nf and np do i need to do consecutively in order not to ed on my girl after having sex with her for 2 weeks if i ever got one

>>32444052
a whole year

>>32444050
cringe

gate is a cool anime fuck you

>>32444012
yeah im moribido guy and kemono no souja erin has been pretty boring the first 10 episodes despite kinda feeling like moribito in some ways. too many tedious sol episodes. but there should be some more interesting political stuff later on i guess. the issue is that the lizard shit just seems fuckin stupid in general and the entire show revolving around it doesnt bode well lol

>>32444052
is this what happened to queef? filtered him so im behind on the developments lol

>>32444126
could you post your anilist/mal

never watched it but this generic j metal anime song doesnt speak well for it

>>32444079
bad post

cant relate