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MORI!
MORI LOVE
>I think I answered this question beforeYOU ANSWERED HALF OF THESE IN THE PREVIOUS ONE
mori's moris
>This is Moris ideal man
Was this an anon's question? I feel like I saw a screenshot
How easy do you think it'd be to scam Mori, all things considered?
>she likes manletsI wanna die...
>>32431379One can hope.
>This is funny but I think I already answered thisMost of the questions Mori has already been answered...
If Mori liked asian manlets, why is there no wish for a ProZD collab?
Howdy
>>32431330it unglues your eyeballs from the screens you probably spend 12+ hours a day looking at for one. Fresh air, sun, and getting the blood flowing does the rest
Mori's mom sounds cute.
>Small >tough guyChoose one
REAPER MOM...........
>reaper mom is a numberfag
>>32431426she signed a contract to be a JET so probably pretty easy
Just seeing Ame for 10 seconds is a joy
>>32431426not very, she does background checks before giving her card details to a company
>Her mom is a numberfag and sends her reaction videos
Did you know that all of Hololive English LOVES Amelia Watson? Especially Gawr Gura?
>her mom is a numbersfag
>>32431422Nah, probably more like this
Does mori still smoke weed everyday in japan
>Mori and Polka both have loving momsThat's adorable as hell
>YOUTUBER X LIKES AMELIA WATSONhe is based unlike Y who is a complete faggot
>>32431433Imagine the sheer amount of dogshit questions she got if thats the case
for the despairing tallfags in here https://streamable.com/ivc5ye
Mori's mom sounds like a dork
Which one of you jokers...
>>32431435I don't think she likes FAT asian manlets
>Did you know this streamer likes Amelia WatsonIS MOMMA MORI HERE?
>>32428383GOT I LOVE THIS CUTE AND SEXY DORK
>Mori is cheered on by her momFucking wholesome, so damn happy for her
>>32431435He's taken.
>Papa Reaper focusing on the doughDaughters really take from their dads
>>32431422This is her real ideal man
Papa Reaper and Papa'nis /biz/ collab when?
J*s* w*k* u*, do we?
>>32431251>Ame just wake up >this post>>32431128 Anon, I can assure you, Ame can't into soundposts, so I'm definitely not her.
>>32431475Apples don't fall far from the tree.
>>32431452>tumblr
>>32431467No you get executed if you do
If there is a single person who is below 5'10 and is shredded, please speak up.
>>32428383MORI UNWASHED ARMPIT PERO PERO PERO
thank allah for letting Mori quit her job, this is great
>>32431475Look at how much of a dork Mori is and then imagine that someone had to raise that. There's no way her mother isn't similar.
>Reaper mom excited when youtubers are talking about her daughterDamn, this is pretty cute.
>>32431467doing drugs is like the worst thing you can do in japan
>>32431475It's genetic
>>32431454>>32431458WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?
I wanna rate the stream a 10/10 right now.
>Reaper mom watches reaction channels>Reaper mom is WATCHING RIGHT NOW
Mori's parents sound cool.
>are you watching mommy heart
>>32431458Wasn't that several weeks into discussions and only at the end when she actually checked the price properly?
>>32431426She almost accidentally paid $30,000 for a hotel room without anyone even trying to scam her.
>>32431467Weed is serious trouble in Japan. 0 chance.
>>32431495
>>32431488Didn't Ina's dad do the same thing?
>>32431513>watched RoartheRapper
>Daddy Reaper is where Mori gets her jew tips
>moririn's parents watched her fawn over shotas on stream
>Ame is watching this>Mori: My Mom watches and loves Ame and gets happy when others like AmeHere comes your new crackship.
>>32431467Yes. She’s streaming in prison right now
ame.. your parents reps..
>>32431450think she would fuck this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7GDAWLboM
DOXXING MORI'S MOM AND DAD!!!!!
>>32431422PAT LOVE
>>32431467Mori was a pothead?
>>32431490>we
>>32431492And Ame doesn't write like this.she writes like this
>>32431498>You called?
>>32431520tree rrat baby...
>>32431528>Sent her SFJ's
Hello.
>>32431532Mori's mom and Ame?
Mother Hen>Mama'nis>Mama Reaper>Auntie Watson>Mama-WatsonGura's is too unknown
>>32431520ADVANCED RISUBABY!
>imma drink mizu>let me drink my mizu>yo i'll have a sip of mizuMori stop
>>32431540I miss this little ginger like you wouldn't believe
mama reaper is probably a woodstock-type boomer
>badass tough ladySo this?
>>32431544You're surprised?
>>32431441Howdy
Big news: Local fat cat does it again
>mori's mom is a numberfag
>>32431450ENTER
>>32431506An actor went to jail for having a small amount of weed on him, it's not something Japan plays around with.
>>32431559Shut up and drink your water.
>>32431422>>32431466>>32431489ENTER!
>>32431495She's THERE
>NujabesWow, that was a fucking dark joke
Hello Mori I heard you like short men. I have this great game with a great personality modeled after my own.
>NujabesC'mon, man.
>>32431544She tried it once and now retards won't let it go.
>nujabesF
>>32431568>tough lookingLike a...Valkyrie?
>>32431522Jesus fuck when did she mention this?How the fuck do you almost pay 30k for a fucking room?
>>32431547he looks like an actual mutant.
>>32431580this guy walks up and intoduces himself to Calli.
>>32431557It's just "Mommy".
>>32431554Morning to you too, Watame.
...It's THHK, right?
>Cr*t*k*l mention
>charlie againhow do deadbeats put up with her mentioning this guy every few minutes? Absolutely obsessed
Who's going to tell him?
>favourite producer?wow i want to know too i have no idea what sort of producers she likes!
>>32431467Not a chance, Japan is EXTREMELY serious about drugs.
>>32431562I mean the podcast is still okay. Just okay. And any stream with him and Paige just fucking around and screaming at each other is still fun. Fuck am I kidding it's still not the same.
>>32431562Don't check up on him. It's better to have happy memories.
It's fucking RapBit isn't it
She’s having so much fun bros...
So it's someone in Tamaonsen.
>>32431532inb4Ame gets adopted by Mori's family
I like soundposts.
>>32431603You missed the Takamori off collab?
>>32431603By fucking up the yen to $ conversion
mori rapping about her normal and healthy suburban life!
>Open Aqua stream>She's getting murdered by a penguin
ENOUGH WITH CHARLIE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>32431615>>32431617I swear to god I never even notice until you guys type about it
C-Man mentionedOH NO NO Deadcucks we got too cocky
>>32431613
>>32431568Erza is so hot.
It's definitely dyes right?
Its dyes
>>32431617Its easy considering I was subbed to him before EN was even a thing.
>>32431422Wrong
>>32431617They're the fucking ones bringing it up like parrots
>>32431603She didn't move the decimal 2 places for Yen->USD estimate
why is mori so obsessed with the deep voicepeepeepoopoo meme man
>>32431617normal fags outside of /jp/ and maybe discord likes the idea
>>32431603In an old chat streamShe misread the pricethankfully checked again before paying
IT'S NHATO
>>32431559she's smart, hydrating up while you're bombing vodka is the way to go
>>32431544Nope. But Ame was.
>>32431466I hope not.
>>32431617It's chatbeats themselves bringing him up all the time.With the exception of a few mad lads here, no one gives a shit.
IT'S HIM
>>32431611does she even say much about her?
>>32431605He's half white-trash and half black. From some angles he looks like Jeremy Meeks.
>>32431596>>32431591>>32431588>tfw i always wanted metal fingers to remix nujabesfuck it hurts
>>32431603Oh man you didn't watch the takamori off collab?
>>32431625If it's Rapbit, I'm going to be extremely hyped I fucking love Strange Fiction
>>32431630
>>32431554>>32431613>You don't live in Reine's Minecraft house where you get to see Watame's face as the first thing when you wake up and the last thing as you go to sleep
>>32431141Nah Japan wasn't the only option, I just fucking hated my dead end town and American culture, but wasn't particularly interested in any other country or state. I just naively thought that I'd be able to become a new person upon moving here.
>>32431667I would kneel my whole life
>>32431659He has a nice voice and is funny. She probably also shares alot of opinions with him.
>>32431659Chat brings him up because they're fucking retards.
>>32431631I got let go from my job about 2 weeks ago so I can actually Mori streams now so yes.
>>32431630Same
>Ame is watching this stream right now>she broke down crying thinking about how her parents and/or grandma would've reacted to her vtuber gig
>been sleeping on mori's upcoming marshmellow stream>too late to ask her to play XCOM
People keep mentioning Charlie as if it's the only thing she likes holy shit. She didn't go all the way to underworld Japan to collab with a western producer
>>32431422Step aside
>>32431544Yes and so was Ame.
>>32431557I dunno, Auntie Watson is real fuckin based as well.
>>32431562It just was never the same after the yab...
>>32431617I'm just happy enma crushed her spirit and she's no longer trying for a collab with him. She sounded so defeated when she said she won't be able to collab with him
>when gura talks about ame's belly button she is actually asking about her pussy
what the fuck is she unironically here???
>>32431614Isnt thhk just the rapper? It'd be dyes Iwasaki/Fake type if anything.And if it is HOO boy is she treading a fine line as far as connecting back to self respect chama
>>32431603Not understanding that no one is gonna spend a week intricately arranging hotel stay details and pick you up in a limo with complimentary champagne for a $3,000 overnight stay.
>>32431466Hnnnnnnnngh
>skeletons with headbands with skeletons on themCool, thanks morippi
I really want to hang out with Mori and not try and fuck her or anything but just hang out, shoot the shit and talk about life. She seems like she'd be a blast to be friends with.
>>32431717Look at her go!
>>32431498
>>32431636she's not talking about it out of nowhere fucking chat keeps bringing it up
>Open Moona stream>Thief guild arcugh ill be back later
>>32431441Have a rootin-tootin good day, partner!
>>32431651You tell me and also she is a dork
>>32431683I just typed RapBit into the chat a moment before she said someone got it, and she said Tama onsen was close right before thatAlmost certain it's him
How was the zombie/vampire collab
>>32431702Its youtube chat man, they latch onto one thing and never let it go.
FUCKING CANON
>even Mori's paypigs don't want her to bring up Darth retard"Based."
>>32431580>>32431608
>>32431717LOOK AT HER GO
Who’s the producer?
>>32431678Only when she's telling childhood stories. I don't think she ever mentioned anything about their current relationship.
>>32431702normalfags are a terrible scourge
SHE ADMITTED WE'RE SKELETONS
>>32431700It's fine, the adoption process is already underway.
>>32431673Ame isn't the type of person to smoke weed, but she absolutely is the type of girl that would have a stoner bf
>she's encouraging darth faggotMori please why he's insufferable even Kiara shut him down>Darth Faggot:hey kiara tell calli to fix her pc i have funny things to superchat to her>>And don't tell me to tell calli something, I am not going to tell her what you guys are telling me to tell her to fix her pc or whatever I DON'T CARE
>>32431330I've never been on a pilgrimage or researched it myself, because I feel comfortable with myself, but I did talk to the schizo for a whole evening about it. So take what I say with a grain of salt.He talked about the loneliness and the simplicity of it. Apparently, you have a lot of time to yourself when you're out there and begin thinking about stuff you normally would try to avoid. And it's a lot of time. Apparently it was very scary at times, but sometimes also very beautiful. Your goal is pretty straightforward, but unlike homelessness you actually have a clear goal. When you're on a journey you have to reach your next destination and live on minimal sustenance. Maybe it's related to these properties of a pilgrimage?That's all I could extract from my memory. It has been a long time.
>>32431590Jej
>>32431630What a coincidence, so do I.That's why I introduced them to the hololive threads.
>>32431696Shit. Good luck, anon.>>32431747>>32431763Fucking nice.
Reine's kill team is patrolling this thread right now.
>>32431687>become a new person upon moving here.oh boy there is a higher chance you become some hanging tree decoration on some random forest than becoming a new person if you actually moved there
>>32431526Ina's dad just watches the golf channel now.
>>32431732This but I also want to fuck her
>>32431568BIGMEATY ONI
>>32431746Exactly like faggots here
its canon
>>32431749She’ll just do it more now retard. You guys really have never talked to girls before
Threatening people into friendships with Calliope Mori!
>>32431686Life fucking sucks man...
>>32431559Wait, mizu is water holy fuck I thought it was a type of alcohol.
>>32431785You are not wrong.
>>32431683SF is a straight banger but that track was by K's, no?
Will Gura get to 3 million before any other Holo gets to 2m
>>32431498look up Jeff Nippard, 5'5
>>32431769Calli is just taking it on herself to contain him
>>32431731I've been posting this guy's pics for so long that it strengthens the idea that she's here.
>Started streaming 2 hours ago>still not bored at all by her storytellingMan, this stream is something else.
>Need to go to sleep for work tomorrow but both the stream and the threads are super comfy
>>32431712only based enough to get her one slot above reaper mama but no way she can top over chicken or squid
>>32431800
>>32431782This but excluding everything the first guy said
Deatbeats.. We can't compete with this.. It's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKum4JmG-ew
>AND ITS TAMAONSEN!ITS HER ORIGIN STORY!
...Aki...just go play ARK
>Can fuck Mori whenever I want because I'm short>Can fuck Gura whenever I want because I'm bald>Can fuck Ame whenever I want because I'm a gigantic nerdLATERVIRGINS
>>32431781Based
Imagine being Takeshi right now
>whispers "I love you dawg"THEY FUCKIN
>>32431732Same except by hanging out I want it to be a date.
>Mori struggles to keep her promise to read the akas at the endFucking cute
>>32431800Reps.
>>32431750Too bad the first vtuber he'll collab with will probably be Ny*ners, because of all the raids and counter-raids.Once they got over the awkwardness, him and Amelia would be the perfect fit in terms of shooting around crazy ideas and doing stupid shit.
>>32431812Hopefully not.
>>32431819That's immediately what I though about.
STOP SENDING AKAS DURING INTERESTING STORIES DAMMIT
>>32431800The absolute STATE of /jp/
>>32431812Obviously
>>32431614>THHK>Dyes>Rap-Bit>Tiny PlanetsThere's so many options that it's an actual mystery. My money is on Dyes Iwasaki, but I don't know.>>32431724THHK has made tracks before (you're more likely finding them under AO-Ham though).>she treading a fine line as far as connecting back to self respect chamaShe does that all the time anon.
>>32431559Stay hydrated
>>32431735>>32431751She is fast!>>32431773Another fine addition to my collection.
>>32431843>alpha>maleyou failed already
>>32431843You have to be tall and muscular or Amelia to fuck Gura
>>32431700>parentsYou don't even watch Ame, yet you sadpost about her.
>>32431603
>>32431701>mori xcom>full hololive squad wipe in newfoundlandit would be glorious
>>32431782This but after marriage
>>32431800It could be if you try hard enough
>>32431743Maybe I always had a thing for dorks all along...
>>32431814fuck jeff and fuck his shit ppl scheduel made me lose gains, want a shredded manletJEFF CAVILIER ATHLEANX.COM
>>32431800アノンちゃま。。。
>>32431843>Bald Autistic Manlet.
>>32431744>RabbitThis is about her cover song yeah? Am I getting my fucking wish? Is she finally covering the one tamaonsen song I've been begging for?https://youtu.be/D3KuyndOxRs
>>32431867Dyes is honestly too big a name for her, and he's busy with his own shit.
Pekora is done isn't she?This is her strongest weapon
>>32431889kek
>>32431732This. She'd be a cool dude to hang out with.
>>32431749>>32431769She's probably into his fart jokes.
>go to japan>don't know the languagewhite women problems
>>32431717LOOK AT HER GO!
How does this woman remember to breathe
Gaijins....
>>32431800If mizu was alcohol I'm pretty sure Mori would be dead.
GO YOUR OSHI GO
>Wa-Karen-ai
AND I RANI RAN SO FAR AWAY
Cringe
This fucking retard
>She runsMoririn...
Mori...
Holy fuck Mori
>>32431867Bet goes to Tiny Planets.
>>32431800this post makes me irrationally angry
moririn...
Actual autism
Jesus fucking Christ Mori KEK
>>32431843Gura likes bald men?
>>32431843How do we fuck Kiara and Ina?
>>32431870holy shitis that the guy who owes his chat nearly 5 BILLION DOLLARS in subs?!
Moricchi.........
>>32431498>>32431814>>32431898
Jesus Christ she is legit autistic
>>32431922>5kGO AME GO
I'm jealous of Mori's life and the stories she's telling. Compared to her, my life is nothing. I am stuck in a town where nothing will happen. She's living the dream and that's why I'm a deadbeat member.
>>32431908A netherite is pretty strong so I assume she'll be fine
>Mori makes a mistake in public and runs away in shameWHY IS THIS GIRL SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD
>>32431773>a webm webm soundpost soundpostNice.
>>32431827>>32431854>>32431860>>32431895>>32431900>>32431907>>32431920>>32431939I forgot...
>I didn't know how to threaten his life in JapaneseHOLY KEK
Mori's a fucking messI love her
>she is incredibly fast
Yeah, nobody can ever tell me she's normal anymore.
>>32431630Same.
>>32431922GO FRIEND GO
>>32431957not cool...
Holy fuck, she really is an autist
>>32431908It’s possible people are finally getting sick of Minecraft.
>>32431963Not too late to stop.
>>32431959JUSTLIKEME>>32431963Based FLCL poster
>>32431867If it's THHK, I'd laugh hard at all the "Game of Dice is a diss track" people
SHES LITERALLY ME
>>32431957
>>32431559only bakas dont use random niponese words at their phrases
>>32431922So, Mori endurance stream in four days? Seems like it'll fall on the weekend, nice.
>>32431966if you love former lolcows like calli there is a place to find them you know
Reine is super cute! Her voice gives me utmost relaxation and her laughter makes me like her even more. REINE LOVE!
>>32431905She did say that she got ahold of a big producer, but you make a fair point
>>32431944
>>32431922Official-chan...
>>32431974Mori has NEVER been normal and that's why I'm in love with her.
ATTENTIONTHIS IS YOUR TIMEWARP CHECKIT HAS NOW PASSED TWO HOURS
>>32431922My oshi has literally no where left to go
Is Mori just the personification of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
How many questions has it been thus far
>>32431843wait gura likes baldos???
>>32431800Are you retarded
>>32431957>185cmrip piano man, i miss you
>>32431922Kiar...
>>32431744>>32431904>Rapbit is rabbitOH SHIT
>>32431963Same. I wish there was a Yagoo for broken people with boring lives. And that she was a hot middle aged woman.
>>32431998Save shitposting for dead hours, retard.
>>32431984You can throw diss tracks at your friends.
>>32431963Mori's had a more interesting life than 99% of us. Fascinating stuff.
holy fuck
>>32431963You’re still alive, make life what you want it to be. No one will believe it’s worth it except you.
HOLY SHIT
>>32432009"based"
Man, I really hope the JP clippers will do their best to translate and clip this stream.This is peak Mori.
You may not like this, but this is what Ideal man look like.>Short>Bald>confidence> moneyI can fuck, Gura, Amelia, Mori and Kiara
>>32431973
https://youtu.be/trKQ_PG4Z98
JWU did Mori read the schizo marshmallow?
For me it’s nyankobrq
actual image of mori (circa 2015)
>>32431768you're just factually incorrect about her not smoking weed though
MORICHAMA?!
>ur a big fat ass cowKEK
>>32431922Kiara...
MORICHAMA!?
>>32432001She's the best!
>ur a big fat ass cow
>>32432009>it's nothing but kinoI KNEEL
MORI'S FAT ASS!
>>32431917Yah!
Mori what the FUCK lmfao
WHAT THE FUCK?
BASED BASED BASED
>>32431745Cute and horny.
VI SAH GEH
MORI'S UDDERS
>she's HERE
>>32431967>a webm webm soundpost soundpostThat's how I always make my soundposts. At least in my experience, referencing the webm with audio in the filename syncs better than ripping the audio and referencing just the mp3.
Kek wtf
FUCKING BASED
>>32431897And something else
Holy shit, Mori!
Holy fucking based.
HOLY FUCK I KNEEL
Moririn....
Legit ass ten-year olds watching my show
I bet she likes being called a cow and that's the real reason she chose it.
>>32432041Gura likes them tall, buff, and with a beard buddy
>She actually just put a giant fucking shitpost on the stream to fucking dunk on themI love this dork so fucking much.
Holy shit dude getting roasted live
I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN
MORI BRINGING THE HEAT!
mori stream>>32432047DOXBEAT YAMERO
>>32431422What a coincidence, he is also mine. PAT LOVE!
HAHAHAHACLOWING HIM ON STREAM
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Ok, so which one of you faggots made that question?
>analytics coming upTAIWAN YAB INCOMING
>mori baiting out the 10 year olds in chatthe shotacon of holoEN...
FUCKINDESTROYED
IM FUCKING DYING
Holy fucking shit Mori.
>>32432044Not yet but at this rate I'm sure it's in there
BASED AS FUCK
If Mori's a cow then I want some fucking milk.
mori loves kids
this fucking woman
THIS BITCH IS MAKING ME DO SQUATS EACH TIME SHE STREAMS
>>32431867I put Tiny Planets in chat around the same time as the anon who guessed Rapbit, could go either way. Dyes AFAIK isn't part of Tamaonsen
>Mori executing children on streamB-Based?
Hey, she accepted my question!
I'm so fucking glad I woke up in time for this holy shit
ROASTED
>>32432047Lmao
>>32432047FUCKING DOXBEATS
I fucking love this bitch
Jesus, she wasn't joking about killing people in her debut stream. Good fucking shit.
>You now remember the Mamaloni Mori cow art
MY FUCKING SIDES
Based Mori calling out underageb&
>>32431922Ina... I hope she gets better soon.Kiara... tbf that meme video was very weak, and in retrospect I wish she'd released it during the break instead.
how is this funny?of course there's a flood of shit online
>ur a fat ass cow
I want to milk her like a cow
>Sheep eating both on stream and in game.
>>32431963be any less of a shinkai protagonist pls
mori knows nothing, you are the one who knows
>Imma be honest with you, deadbeats>I don't know anything
Is Aki the first hololive member to have us watch her use the bathroom?
i love this big fat ass cow
Getting blessed with hyper comfy vibes as Reine draws and talks about her wonderful collab with her ID senpais, being absolutely cute as hell.While Calli excitedly answers her Marshmallow questions, being cuter and dorrkier than usual.While Rushia, Noel, and Pekora each have their own special mini-adventure going on in Minecraft.While Akirose graces us with her motherly side, caring for a baby in Mother Simulator.While Moona continues to show off how much of an amazing game Skyrrim is, a game absolutely worth a purchase or two or three or four or five.While Fubuki, Flare and Watame strap themselves in for some spooky shit in Visage.While Suisei "Thief Idol" Hoshimachi, shows off why she's the thief idol by breaking into houses and stealing things in Thief Simulator.While Nene continues to have a wonderful chit chat with her loyal workers, giving promotions to everyone in NenePro.While Botan continues to roam the zombie laden streets and sewers armed with nothing but a Lead Pipe, Guns and cute Lion laughs in Zombi.While Coco and Marine got through the meat of their streams and are now reading Supachats and thanking their fans.While Aqua continues to make her absolutely adorable little squeaks and squeals and various other autistic noises as she plays the horror comedy game Penguin.So friends, where we at?
>>32432147
First chumbabies now this. Jesus Christ KEK
>>32432115NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GAMER COUNTRY
I haven't laughed this much in a while.
>she's doing her gym reps
>>32432130WHAT'S KEEPING YOU FROM IT!
yass my 3d question
Mori's hitting the gym, workin' out, gettin' /fit/, Architectfags, suicide watch?
>>32432157It's just the setup, not the punchline, anon.Watch harder.
they're going to send more, worse kusomaro after the cow one, right?
>>32432155She did say it wasn't meme material. Blame chat for telling her to release it now.
>>32432172>CalliA-ayamefriend?
https://poal.me/4lzewqhttps://poal.me/4lzewqhttps://poal.me/4lzewq
Mori's fat cow tits
>>32431489Fucking tyler always make me laugh, the fucking rule man, the 6ft rule.
>>32432162Anyone else do this? have some snack when your character is eating?
>>32432014your stream reps
>Suisei also had a concert for her 3D debutThis shit writes itself! Why aren’t they collabing??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEADPATS FROM MORIRIN AHHHHHH
>You! Watch my stream now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd8dOJi7nJ0
Mori wants to pat our heads
>>32432014Bald + beard but no body hair.
Mori confirmed for the second time that deadbeats are skrellingtons AND just said that she wants to give them headpats. We're in.
>Deadbeats are going to be manlet skeletons in the 3D stream
Wasn't Ame going back to sleep?
>>32432190Its even better because her tits are actually that big
>Mori wants to pat my headSO LONG LOSERS
>>32432213Sorry Botan, but my boy is killing people on stream and I can't miss a moment of this.
>>32432188I interchange between Calli and Mori because Mori does to. She's pretty much the only person I do this with because she's conditioned me terribly.
>HoloEN 3D TwisterMEIN SCHWANZ
>singing with Kiarasounds fun
>Mori "Height starts with four, pantsu on the floor" Calliope>Mori "Tiny Man, Gushing Clam" Calliope>Mori "Hard-on for Napoleon" Calliope
>Mori's gonna pat my boneLater virgins
>>32432213after you give me a peppermint candy
>>32432173I wanna touch the cow
>>32432183Sculpture is nice too.
The cow can moo as much as it wants but it's still a cow.
>>32432190>top-tier sexy and erotic body>attached to a complete mess of a dorkShe's perfect.
>>32432043Will EN ever release group songs like this?
>>32432228the most powerful form that an being can have
That was your question that just got skipped, anon.
>To mori we’re all 5’2 alpha skeletons with headbands
>>32431944Just bruce willis
>mori literally panicking over kiara leavingcute
Back to the dumbfucks question
>>32432172Has Botan died even once yet?
>>32432155>hat meme video was very weak,
>>32432147the no one?
>lore questionheh
>>32432281Gotta have some kayfabe chunni humor.
>>32432043Oh no no no..
>>32432213>ZombiChrist, I remember the game coming out as a Wii U launch title and being a fucking chore to play
I would fucking kill to have a recording of Mori in 3D, rapping, breakdancing, and playing the recorder while talking like a fucking dork in 90% English, taking that tape back in time, and show it to a blossoming /hlg/- maybe before it even was /hlg/- just to speak the words "this is your future."
>mori hates mexicanswhat the FUCK
>>32432183ENTERSCULPTORFAGS
>>32431922Wait, Fubuki is somehow getting about as many views/30 days and subs//30 days as Korone now? How is this possible? Korone literally gets 4x her viewers on livestreams.
>Maybe he'll become a vtuber one dayhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>hate people who takes our jobs from usSo Mori hates niggers AND spics?
Who is she talking about?THHK?
>>>
>>32432231>He believed her lies
>>32432290omfg based
Mori once again reminding you that nobody expected HoloEN to be the booming success that it is.
>>32432305Imagine taking it back to the vtuber threads during Sora's Christmas Miracle and telling them this is what it'll lead to.
>>32432317blue ame?
>>32432309Based
>>32432313>>32432317Yeah, the reaper that reaped the dinosaurs is totally a real dude
>>32432305Considering they still can't deal with Gura being top dog...
>>32431893Based
>>32432298Literally texting her girlfriend about all the puss she's swimming in to get her jealous
Deadbeats, how tall are you?
>>32431768she literally smoked on stream
>>32431947Ina also seems to have accepted that Bald Is Awesome!
>>32432231Sleep?
Ewww. Seaweed flavored chips.
>>32432304N...no, please no
>>32432304Just like Gura!
>>32432231Ame has erratic sleep cycle. So it's around 3+3.
>>324323446'3
>>32432309Absolutely based.
>>32432317No one. It's a joke.
>>32431732Based
oh fuck off youtuberfags, why would you want a sleep stream?
>>32431947For, Kiara, you gotta look like one of these guys
>>32432305Seeing how Gura getting 1 million sent them into a frenzy I imagine that doing that would just lead to a timeline where they rage so hard they get kicked into /trash/
>>32431617Deadbeats are mostly ironic weebs from twitch and reddit so they spam her chat while bringing him up every 5 minutes.
>>32432326That was 4 hours ago she posted that community post. She probably did, but not for a full 8 hours.
>>32431768She literally was a pothead though.
>>32432337Can confirm.
>>32432284I don't think so, she's really good at not getting herself into dangerous spots.
>Sleep stream idea killedThank God, based Mori
BASED, FUCK THE SLEEP STREAMSTUPID FUCKING REDDITORS, STOP SUGGESTING THIS GARBAGE
>>324323446'2"I'm not gonna make it.
>No sleep streamFUCKING BASED
>>32432344pathetic middle 5'8
>>32432317She's doing her in-character disclaimer again, aka "don't kys and don't hurt other people because of my roleplay or I'll get in trouble"
>saying no to a bad ideafinally!
UOOOH?
>>32432305holoEN really was a myth all along...
>>324323446"3
>>32432311Fubuki's song?
>Mori turning down sleep stream for goodI love this woman so much. Thank you Mori.
>>32432377>mostly ironic weebs from twitch and redditThats most EN fans
>>32432358I'm so sorry...
>Killing the sleeping stream fagsBased
>sleep stream officially not happeningBased.
>>32432370Or Sam
>harass eminem>implying
>>324323445’4
>>32432311The post-1million algorithm boost
Hey Ame, I know you're reading this, schedule the fucking shill stream already
>>32432370>GimliI'M IN!
>>32432231I went to bed when she did and I woke up a 30mins ago, it happens
>>324323445'5"
>>32431957>Piano man left humanity behind almost a decade ago.I spend way too much time on this shithole
>>32432404Mura.... Kura....
>>32432183>>32432253>>32432309Goddamit fuck this shitThe day of the Stick WILL come
>>324323445'3" and a half
Calli WILL do itShe acts like a stubborn bitch but she is truly an ultra softie
Looking good Mori, keep it up!
>>32432370Give me some time to grow out my beard and I'll have the dwarf look down. I'm in, KFP.
>>32432404UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>32432317Not everything is a fucking THHK reference.
>mori can openly say "1 million">mori recognizes it as a celebration not of just her self, but of the entire community>mori excited for the milestone instead of shunning itIf only the rest of HoloEN could embrace their success.
>>32432104>>32432088>>32432056people will not believe us this isn't an edit
>>32432420HE'S IN
Tfw producer is Delta
Thank god no sleep stream.
>>32432377I'm sure every single one of you're oshi's subs comes from here.
>>32432404>>32432432Kek
>>32432305Feat. Charlie and Delta.
>>32432370>Sam not in the image
>>324323446'0 and I'm going to pin Mori to the fucking wall.
>>32432461ABAYO
Sui-chan is now an S-ranked thief!
>>324323445'10-11.
>>32432445>If only the rest of HoloEN could embrace their success.Kiara fucking does she even told Gura to do it
>>32432461GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOY FAGGOT
>>324323445'11
>>32432461
>>32432461I'VE ALREADY FAPPED TO THIS AND ABAYOt. KFP
>>32431904Do you know about the pay walled versionshttps://i.imgur.com/fLbtR4w.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/Jza73xG.png
>>32432445Her Kiara and Ame don't shy away from celebrating their success.
>>32432461Fake, he's too tall.
>>32432483But can she steal a spot on Mori's calendar?
>>324323445'6White chickOsumatsu Back-pack
Based Mr. K
>>32432438
>>324323446'2Mori made me insecure
I gotta wonder how Mori and K are able to communicate about things like this considering his English isn't really great either
>>32432476at least he didn't put frodo in it
>>32432389I see. Thanks. She was doing well last I checked.
>>32432500
>>32432461friend dont look.......
Based K's.
>>32431717Is there a version of this that isn't a soundpost?
>>324323446'4
>>324323446'2" being tallguka is suffering
>>324323445'7
>>32432176Is this achieavable natty?
>>32432500SEXWITHMORI
>>32432381>That was 4 hours agoI've been sitting here posting since the Gurame collab and didn't notice so much time had past
>>32432500Honestly the clothed version looks better to me.
>>32432523Mori's Japanese isn't as bad as people think. She's clearly able to function in a conversation.
>>32432445Only Gura doesn't celebrate it probably due to various reasoning. The other girls openly recognize and are happy with the support they receive. Hell, Ina cried multiple times over it.
>>32432183Temporary setback, but no great project is without its hiccups
>I could be listening to Mori's songs at the same time she's listening to her own songsSurreal.
>>32432502neither does Ina
>>32432523It's likely that Mori has good conversational JP skill.Considering her old job and all.it's the reading that she's often struggled with.
>>32432263>typing all of it outyou can just use the word "perfect" for her.
>>324323445'7". Too tall for Mori, too short for any other woman. H-Ha ha...
>>32432523Mori's Japanese is decent enough to convey what she means in a one-on-one conversation. She clammed up on the NYE stream because she was in a group. Go watch the early full EN collabs, she used to be the same way.
>>32432510Mori stop posting while you're streaming.
>>32432500Based
>>324323446'1, kill me
>>32431922So the collab boosted Ame a little bit apparently or maybe it's one of those days.
Man Reine's stream is one of the comfiest streams I've ever been in for her. That piano arrangement of her BGM and her wonderful english is actually washing away all my cares of the real world. I think I'm falling in love with this Peacock.
>>32432445Hearing Gura's original plans on how to celebrate each 100K milestone, it's not as though she doesn't get the concept. Simply having a hard time being catapulted into the limelight.
>>32432500Smoke-kun...
Mori's papa is pretty based. I love that he looked out for my boy.
>>324323445'9"I don't really care about it, also in my country this is still pretty FUCKING SMALL KILL ME ALREADY
>>32432500I don't like it. Lingerie is so much more tasteful.
>best from the beginning how boringplease don't dunk on Gura
>>32432523It must've been quite bad then if he could tell that she was stumbling over words in a language that he couldn't speak all that well
>>324323445'4gonna have mori rest her giant tits on top of my head and slowly crush me to death
>>32432568Perfect isn't enough.
>>32432560I don't watch her but does she really?
>If you're the best at the beginning then wow what a boring journey it's been
She's here...
>>32432549We're in it for the long game, architectbro.
D-did she talked about us?
Based mori dabbing on people who don't like her
>>324323445'6 trans girlMori supports trans rights so I think i'm in...
Reine drawing Iofi tentacle hentai on stream
EN gen 2
>>324323445'8
>>324323445'10
>tfw she already forgot she got called a fat ass cow
>>32432461Me in the back
Weirdly enough, this stream has confirmed to me that my attraction to mori is like 80% her model
BOOBA
>>32432571Oh god then namefag thinks he has a chance now... t.6ft
>>32432500I love sex steam as much as the next guy, but this seems excessive
>>32432617
>>32432500Yeah, put the clothes back on.
>>324323445'6 seaniggerDo I still make it?
>>32432617Hey kid VShoujo is down the hall.
>>32431908This is what happens when you advanced too fast..I still blame Pekora for making unnecessary automatic farm for everything, there's no tension and making everyone content seems dull and spoiled. Just yesterday Flare and Polka got unusually high viewer just for exploring MC new place in resource server..
>>32432549Your trick wont work this time, Mori belongs to the Sculptors now.
>>32432605She's not wrong. The journey really is the experience. Personally, I think this is part of why Gura feels so uncomfortable celebrating hitting any milestones.
>>32432615Well, they keep the reaper business booming!
>I've taken enough shots
>>32432500UOOOO-I actually prefer it with the bit of clothing
>>32432633d-did he die?
>>32432617The new Symphogear season looks great!
>Double DDOXXXBEAAATS
>Baqua finished her Penguin horror game>Still confused about what the fucking game is aboutThere was something about a global infection and then she's cooking a chicken while running away from a murderous group of penguins?
>>324323445'3/fit/passive-agressive retardglassesgood at what I'm doing professionallynot Asian though
>>32432612What did she say about me?
>>32432645Our battles will be one of legend.
I want to latch my mouth onto Mori's tits.
So what do you think
>>32432585Cant beat the cock
>>32432576She also had trouble because she didn't know much about Hololive so she had trouble commenting.
>>32432585Cant resist the cock, anon
>>32432585Join us, peacockbro. You'll receive information about your squad assignment in a few days.
>G CUP MORI
mori's DDs...
Fun fact: Noel's roommate is L-cup 5'0"
>G Cups
>>32432661Based
GRIM CUPS
>mori is a g cup
>G-cupAYYYYYY
SHE'S A G CUP
.>R CUP CONFIRMED
>talking about tit size>Noel immediately comes up>"Grim Reaper cup"jesas
>Noel mentioned
>Talking about Suisei's 3D debut>Knight CupHas she... has she been doing her Hololive reps?
Mori is (G)rim Reaper Cup, confirmed
G confirmed
>>32432694>>32432703Mess with the cock, get the glock
>>32432644G CUP!
>G-uh cup
>>32432500Holy shit I had no idea.
>Grim Reaper cupG it is then
So will the holos actually be playable in Princess Connect or is it just some promotion bullshit?
>>32432438>>32432645PUMPING IRON
G cups!
Is she telling the truth deadbeats?
GUH CUP
It ain't nothing but a G thang, baybeh!
>>32432344>26 answersThat's 25 too many.
>>32432710>Fun factoh look nobody asked
>>32432381I jwu, do you have that post?
>>324323445.4- 162cm I'm in bros, I'll make a thread when Mori's and my children are born
>>32432710i wish i saved the pic
>>32431723why did she do it? why did she fail to investigate gura's belly button??
>>32432500All that steam implies her body is very warm, very sweaty and VERY fragrant. I want our smelly reaper to sit on my face so bad bros...
>>32432733just promo
>>32432733100% just promotion
>>32432694There has to be futa porn of our bird right?
>G-cupOh dear lord.
>>32432740ONE THREAD
>>32432723N-nah, she d-doesn't care about hololive...
ESL..... SAMA
Artfags... paizuri art... onegai...
>>32432723Ever since she got more free time, she's been falling down the clip rabbithole herself; talked about it on stream.So she is indeed doing her reps.
GUH-cup
what are these questions moririn...
"Dog Water"?
Holy based
Holy fuck
Final answer is Millionaire you dork
>>32432725Based R cup
>>32432765That's not a deadbeat
>>32432740DOXXBEAT
I KNEEL MORI
Which one of you...?
Oh ffs not again with this doxxnigger shit
>>32432740is a 3 day vacation really worth the joke anon
Which one of you guys asked this
what the fuck
>G-CupToday is a good day for Booba Drawfags
HOLY SHIT MORI I KNEEL TO THESE QUESTIONS
>>32432740Like fucking clockwork
She's just shitposting now right?
Wtf is this?
Shark is built for BBC
>>32432740ONE WISH
"Dog water" is probably something the system filtered
What the fuck is that message
>>32432740I've never seen her in formfitting clothes. Is that really our boi?
Another one of these. What the fuck, Mori? I can't kneel any fucking harder.
>>32432791Holy shit what a fucking epic roast
This is her new best stream
Korone water?
>>32432776KEK
>>32432789You act like he won't evade.
>>32432740fucking BOOBA
KEK MORI DUNKING ON CHILDREN IN REALTIME
what the fuck is dog water?
>ur dog water ...I bet zhang posted this
UR A FAGGOT LMAO
>>32432789>3 day vacationAnonchama... I'm sorry...
Holy shit Mori shitting on zhangs LIVE.
>>32431435too fat
These fucking roasting questions are great.
>>32432791Based
>>32432791probably a chink insult? im lost
>>32432805Yes
>>32432661KEK
Indog's sending Mori questions
>>32432740Looks like Es too me
>>32432776Pure shitpost, don't even need to add anything.
>>32432805Yes, now stop talking about it.
This?
All this SHADE Calli’s throwing could save me from heatstroke in a dessert.
>>32432740DOXXBEATS, DOXXING NOW!
>Ur mom gay lmaoDeadbeats really?
>>32432789>bans matter
ALWAYS IMAGINING LITTLE BOYS, HUH MORI?
>>32432795She's putting her HERE reps to the best fucking use possible. Blowing out schizos with public humiliation in front of her entire audience.
dog water is a term used by fortnite kids to say someone is bad t. zoomer
>>32432791
>>32432740Yay we can start pushing people to hate deadbeats again now. Err I meanONE FUCKING THREADDid I do it right?
>>32432733If Mori was playable I'd feel compelled to pick up that shit game.
>>32432791I... dont get it.
>>32432812>>32432818Dog water
when is she gonna read this one
>>32432841Is this an actual word zoomers use?
SEMEN?!
>>32432802
>>32432831a kid wrote that
>>32432789shark is kill
>>32432806Reminder that she cherry picked these herself to dunk on them
>>32432805Enjoy the curse of knowing...
>>32432855thanks
>>32432841YAB
>>32432644Or may be it is a weekday? More people on the weekend instead?
>>32432841WHAT?!
What the fuck, I hadn't tuned in to a Mori solo stream in months but this is kino. Is her power level always this high?
SHE IS READING THIS THREAD, RIGHT NOW
>>32432838>>32432740So who can tell for real for real
>>32432740seeing them boobs jiggle in her performances is always a treat to watch
>>32432854Based Mori, learning from sharkmeido's executions.
>>32432875Now this is some zoomer shit insult
>>32432789Doxxing isn't a bannable offense anymore anon,
>>32432878I'm well aware. I was just expecting her to do it once, not multiple times.
>>32432889Yeah
>>32432843Please spoiler that shit anon I'M EATING HERE!
>>32432889She's pretty great, yeah.
>>32432617>no cunnyworse gen
Oh its a zoomer insultmove on
>Ur dog water ur not good at games y probably gay in real life>ur dog water
>>32432782Shut up. We're supposed to automatically assume it's a deadbeat so we can strawman all of them again.
>>32432857>added december 2020
>>32432870earlchama.....
>>32432858HOLY BASED
>>32432841I don't understand the youth.
>>32432791holy shit based
>>32432841Oh noes she googled it
>>32432880I thought she was a lot more chubby, our reaper can't be this hot
>>32432812I'd buy it.
>>32432889She's always off the charts, anon. Over 9000.
>>32432889>Is her power level always this high?More or less, yeah.
>>32432818Water in the fire
>>32432873Me licking Lofi
so is he calling her semen or just bad at video games?
>>32432873What the fuck is that turkey doing?
>>32432740Why our boy taking pics of her tits?
THERAPY QUESTION TIME
>>32432896Wrong. It still gets cleaned up when the meido is around, even in the splinter threads.
>>32432873mori needs to end her stream so I can figure out what the fuck is going on in Reine's
What a dogshit question holy fuck
>this fucking questionJESAS
>>32432889Nice try, you're a deadbeat and you watch most of her streams
>>32432805No, it's ya boi's rooommate.
>>32432933Probably both.
HOLY SHIT THIS MARSHMELLOW WHAT THE FUCK.
>this questionwhat the fuck>>32432923She used to be, then grew out of it.
This question
One more down.
Please, Mori, these shitposts have been so much fun, why choose a therapynigger?
>>32432740Looks like Fs
>>32432843>This is the world architectfags want to live in
>That questionOh god just kill yourself already.
can we go back to the dog water question?
Some day we may come to peaceAnd reach beyondBehind the liesAnd I will await youUntil I close my eyesClose my eyesClose my eyes...
>therapy fags
Why so many questions are from underage edgy faggots?Is she an actual shotacon?
>>32432892Looks like a D or an E.
>>32432933Probably the latter since its more relevant to today.
>>32432857now I feel old
THERAPY QUESTIONS HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>32432873when will she make the next panel for this doujin?
Jesus Christ Mori why would you pick this?
>>32432942*dog water question
>>32432782>>32432912Well it was a deadbeat I assure you! Deadbeats are the fucking worst and must all be banned!t. Deadbeat.>>32432923She lost weight she has talked about it on stream.
>ESLS BTFOYES MORI
>>32432841>>32432776>>32432857>>32432875LMFAO
MORI BTFO-ING SEANIGS I LOVE THIS WOMAN
>Now she's shitting on ESLslmao
Mori REALLY likes talking about kids.
Well that question is a bit of a mood swing. WTF Mori.
>>32432950She chose it, it's dine.
>>32432950Just like her ones
>>32432740
I think mori is drunk enough to actually answer this question
Please just tell him to fuck off
Mori is actually invincible.
HOLY SHIT SHE SHAT ON ESL-FAGSBASED
c'mon mori don't pick questions like this when these fucking people should just go to therapy instead of asking streaming anime girls
ESLs OBLITERATED LIVE
OH SHIT MORI YOU CANT DO THAT TO A CHILD
>>32432953What leads to these people to obsessively do this shit? Please I need to know, aside from the more than obvious mental illness.
Mori luring the kids again
Goddamn tipsy calli shitting on esls is absolutely based
>ilysmdefinitely a girl or a fucking faggot
>only 6 Ina streams this week>1 member stream>1 Japanese streamSo only 4 public English streams. Also half of her total streams for the week are outside her usual time slot,
Its time for Mori to send therapyfags to the fuckin shirnk.
>>32432953literally nobody gives a fuck
>Mori is the anon in the thread who bullies the fuck out of ESLs
I want to give Mori a D in class.
>that grammar roastHOLY SHIT
So it was Noel who helped her with ASMR then?
SEAnigs on suicide watch
Wow this question just killed the mood of the stream...
an indog made this. I can tell
Now I'm gonna be thinking about dog water all day
>>32432740I have to do it
Sui-chan wa kyou mo kawaii!And the sheep is gone but she's still crunching away.
THERAPYBROS WE'RE BACK
Wow, Friend's voice is actually really cute.
>these fucking messagesI hate deadbraps so goddamn much.
>>32432988Sasuga mori
I hope no one from here actually send those questions, I accept nothing but a schizopost from you all.
>therapy questionstop this
Holy shit, thats just being an adult questionfag
What the fuck deadbeats??
>"Relatable, why? because you confuse you with you´re?"Mori murdering faggots
>>32432547what various reasons do you mean?
>open stream>mori, how can i cry again?>unable to close stream
>tfw we had a poal yesterday about cryingIt's DEFINITELY one of you here.
how was gurame yesterday
>>32433017>>1 Japanese streamwhat?
>>32433019Based
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>32432937Women just do things like that on occasion. Can't even remember the context of the tweet, was probably showing off being thin.
EN2 needs a doomposting holo>do a flip>things always get worse>meds dont help
>>32433040Yeah, the other girls never get this kind of question
>>32433054Did you miss her spending half the fucking stream talking about crying, goldfish-chaama?
>>32433068korone....
>>32433054She was talking about it on stream.
>>32433054That one was made in the context of a different stream.t. poalfag
one of you niggers posted this
this one is 'a romantic in a traditional sense' tier
>>32433054Wasn't it prompted by yesterday's zatsudan? It was full therapy mode, that one.
NGL this is some dogshit advice about crying mori. You physically should cry it actually helps your brain chemistry
>I can't cryI know how to make you cry*Unzips dick
>>32432805No but this is.
>therapy questionDid you guys not listen to Ina????
>>32432940The anon is still correct. They still occasionally clean it up but person doesn't get banned for it.
>>32432740Is this pic before or after this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9mK-EtTACM&ab_channel=Noah%27sArkRecordz
wtf i like mori now???
>>32433054There was a poal because she was talking about crying on stream.
>>32433019Please don't make me fall even more in love with Mori.
>>32432789yes
>>32433082and Moririn picked it, so its fine
suicidefags on suicide watch
>>32433082yes, everyone and their mom is on 4chan anonchama
>>32433089at least freekchama did his eigo reps
>>32433074Does mori have more of a female audience compared to the others?
>>32433097What?
>>32433058Pochi can't speak English.
>>32433096>>32433106JESAS ONE THREAD
>>32433096kek
>>32433057Was great. Game was shit but the two had great chemistry as always
>>32433094t. faggot weakling
>>32433106from 2020
>>32433026Based
>>32433095Based anon making people cry tears of joy with his 2inch dick
>>32432290what happened then?
Why won't this dumb sexy turkey take my membership money?
>>32433068>do a fliphttps://streamable.com/tk9com
>>32433097is that an indie or something?
>>32431478prozd isn't fat, he just has a fat face
>>32433094You're correct.This is one of the many reasons why Holos should not answer therapy questions.
>>32433106>>32432740Post two things that will never meet each otherI'll start:Deadbeats and One Thread
>>32433082I doubt it, simply because an anon who typed like this would be bullied harder then pastebin schizo.
>>32433096I love these but I understand why they can't leave here.
>>32433130I was being sarcastic, retardchama.
>>32433106After
>>32433096This is a really nice streamCan you doxxniggers please behave?The absolute state of doxxbraps
>>32433074But they do though?
>>32433077doggo too cute wont hit rightalso not enough pull for EOPs aside from funny clips
crying in the bathroom with moririn!!!
JWU, decide to check out Calli's stream to see how she's doing and hoo boy it's a fucking self help Marshmallow with the Reaper of all Holos.What compels someone to ask Calli for emotional advice?
>>32433152How can you manage to be fat only from neck up?
>>32433019Well she was an English teacher.
>>32433146Overlaying this on top of Mori speaking right now really highlights the whole Mori vs Calli thing.
Why would she even choose this fucking question? All therapyniggers get the rope.
>>32433106The pic is from 2020, and after that live concert tweet that always gets posted.
>>32432740I fucking hate deadbeats, they have forgotten the meaning of 3DPD.You niggers literally watch "your boy" only because you want to fuck her roommate
>>32433068>doomposting holoSo Gura on her period?
>just have a glass of wine broI stand up
Where is it?
>>32433144Moona trolling Reine
>>32433138No man crying literally has important chemical reactions that happen even if you need to "force" the first few to come out
>HAHAHAHAHA GUYS I SAID IT AGAIN>HAHAHAHHAHA ONE THREAD LMAO
>what DO girls really likebased
>>32433135>ONE THREADパチパチ次のミーム
Fucking ESL
>>32433152What a fucking bobblehead.
I miss the joke questions
>>32433106Were you born a faggot or is it a learned skill?
Her guys I just posted a Mori doxx so I'm clearly a deadbeat. I represent all deadbeats. Remember to reply ONE FUCKING THREAD to let other people know. Thx.
>what do girls likewhy would you ask our boy this?
>>32433180same, this is what i thought exactly
>even Mori doesn't know what the fuck she likesYeah, that sounds about right.
ONE THREAD posting is just the Ayamechileno arc all over again.
>>32433149Based artist poster
>>32433054I was the one that asked her if she cries yesterday and she just went into a whole rant about it.
WHAT IS THIS ESL SHIT.
>>32433106I'm getting some of that Bones-girl vibes from her.
>>32432883Nope, it was late night Monday in Japan..
Kiara...
>love adviceDo deadbeats really?
Deadbeats truely are simultaneously the worst and best posters in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxI6znp2mLg
>>32433174For one question, she was roasting ESLs and children earlier, was pretty hilarious
>>32433106she took that last year
>Asking Mori romantic advice>What DO girls like?Mori is based beyond belief, I need someone like this in my life
>what do girls like?>just give up lolbased
>>32433068Anon that is just pre Ao Delta.
>dating advice question>Asking the most autistic member Pain peko
>>32432791based
>>32433177Bodies accumulate fat in different ways, and some people just store a ton of it in one spot. Same reason why some women are skinny and have huge racks.
>>32431922Moar numbas
>Asking Moririn what do girls likeJESAS
>She didn't pick my question on whether she would prefer to date a mermaid with human top half fish bottom half or the oppositeWhy even bother...
>>32433201>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS I SAID IT AGAIN>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Please Mori I'm going to kill myself in the traditional sense, please reply to my question..." LMAOLoser
Fucking turbo autistic sperg Mori, who has probably NEVER been in a relationship, is giving relationship advice.
>>32433172Eating in a bathroom stall with Moririn! Fleeing bullies with Moririn! Failing and being beat up with Moririn!
>>32433074the other girls lack proper emotional depth, experience, and wisdom.Mori genuinely feels like someone you can talk to and ask for help, I agree that you shouldn't vent all your shit onto her but you shouldn't fear asking.
Imagine asking Mori of all fucking people for relationship advice
>>32433106Video from 2018, pic from 2020.Ya boi lost some weight and looks great.
>>32433197"important chemical reactions" like releasing tons of estrogen and turning you into a walking human pussy
>relationship advice from moriwhat was that ESL-kun expecting
>Mori knows nothing about relationshipsMakes sense.
>>32432531You can just delete the sound-part of the filename.
>Asking the one with a diamond hymen for relationship advice
>i certainly know nothing about themummm not the most convincing delivery there mori
>>32433135THAT I CAN'T PRETEND I DON'T WANNA SEE COME TRUEI KNOW IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE
>I certainly know nothing about themwhy did it sound so forced when you said that
>just be normalHear that anons, why can't you guys be normal
>deadbraps get bullied in schoolkek
Kiara, you should take Mori's advice.
>>32433169See >>32433163
>>32433261Your question was shit anyway, nigger
Just bee urself bro, unless you are taller than 5'6
>Bee urself
Oh god these faggots are insufferable
>just b urself
>>32433245it's sort of what I expect from her these days. Also I can believe Calli when she says "I don't know anything about relationships" given how she comes off sometimes.
JUST BE NORMAL LMAO. JUST BE YOURSELF LMAO.Holy shit Mori.
>>32433284THE MEDS DON'T WORK
>>32433284>anons>normal
Why is mori giving romantic advices? She probably hasn't even dated once in her life
>>32433169Okay, genuinely, I have to ask. Why the fuck do so many people in this thread not understand sarcasm? Why the fuck are there so many ESLs here?
>>32433289She's right you know
Wow I learned nothing. Thanks mori
YOU FAGS ALREADY ASKED THIS
>>32433248>don't be pushy>test the waters>be honest and naturalSolid fucking advice, actually.
>>32433289Based.
>>32433284>>32433297>>32433307>>32433311>>32433327What did you expect, she's still a woman.
>especially not romantic onesDEFINITELY NOT IN A ROMANTIC SENSE
>>32433311What the fuck did you expect? She doesn't know shit about romantic relationships.
>>32433282It's not easy to admit you're a virgin publicly, y'know?
>LADY MARIA I KNEEL
>BE YOURSELFI WAS AND THAT BITCH JUST LAUGHED AT ME
>i don't know anything about relationships especially romantic onesWait a minute, what is this feeling?
>>32433278She's definitely had sex, but relationships are beyond her.
>>32433307Retards who ask a chuuba for romantic advice don't deserve any better
>>32433272>Crying for long periods of time releases oxytocin and endogenous opioids, otherwise known as endorphins. These feel-good chemicals can help ease both physical and emotional pain.look man it's fucking good for you so at least Mori knows to let the tears happen
>>32433333yeah she handled it pretty well overall
>>32433316Mori is proof that attractive women can be single virgins through sheer autism
>>32433307>>32433297>>32433296People only get mad at "bee yourself" when "yourself" is a shitty person but they don't want to admit it
>>32433291Are you really thinking Takamori is real?
>>32433317ESLs and actual autists
>>32433289Mea is extremely based.almost as based as Ui mama
>rifle spearshit taste famaladingdong
>>32432740she could make a living being a pornstar with that body
>>32433188Yes
jus b urself
>Got the munchiesDUDE WEED LMAO
>>32433289If you are a Kagura Mea fan, yes. You should just give up.
>>32433284
>>32433188>You niggers literally watch "your boy" only because you want to fuck her roommate
>>32433216>favorite FGO servant>Mori is my oshiWhy am I always attracted to these types of girls?
>Went to make food>Come back to Botan missing one lifeGoddamnit, now I have to catch the VOD to see how she died.
The munchies? blazed reaper
>>32433311Stop being an unlovable retarded fag and being yourself will get you laid, easy.
>>32433337And an autistic virgin. But basically boiled down to “don’t talk to me creep” Unless you’re 5’2 with glasses and an alpha personality :}
>>32433349Stop shitposting and keep answering questions, Mori. We totally believe you've got laid.
>>32433333the kind of shit you get in general, which is good enough
I've been myself for 30 years, when am I allowed to kill myself
>>32433330That's most of these. over 90% of the questions are from people who don't every stream. I think that might be why Ina's taking member questions instead.
SHE'S IN
>>32433349>Implying implicationsShe's said shes asexual and doesn't get physical feelings, only her emotional lust for the onceler
>>32433289she's right, you know.
>>32432311>>32432422Fubuki has been fairly consistent in terms of views for a while now, yes.She had to stream less for the last half of the year to allow all holos to play catch-up (that's just my narrative, it's probably not true). She used to get the views you saw last year with just one hour streams a day.She has been increasing her frequency again, thus the increase in numbers
>>32433333Yeah but it's funnier to overreact.
Would anyone in EN even be able to give better dating advice than Mori?
>salty, like osembeKEEP IT ISSHOUKENMEI
>Salty snacks in the night
>>32433345Maybe your reals elf is fucking clown anon? Ever though about that?
>>32433289doesnt she lives with bf ? kind of funny considering her member tiers
Lady Maria Love
>>32432500Nipples are too dark.
>>32433356You're delusional if you think she's a virgin.
>something salty like osembe>keep it 一生懸命
>>32433333Or....https://youtu.be/MGW1r9FSDoU?t=4780
>>32433347having awkward sex with mori because both of you are inexperienced
>>32433345KekAt least she laughed, in my case it was a face of disgust with a little fear sprinkled on
>>32433372Same here, anon. Good taste.
>>32433372Because it's the only right option
>>32433289Can confirm, I gave up and got a girlfriend as a result.
BUGS OUT
>>32433390>She's said shes asexual and doesn't get physical feelingsWhich is bullshit because asexuals don't have "types" or "preferences" that revolve around physical features. Mori's just fucking stupid and threw out a word without knowing what it means.
>>32433312I got some meds for you. Reine payed for them herself.
>>32433400I feel like people would think I'm shitting on their oshi if I answered this honestly.
>>32433188I wanted to before and it just made me want to even more.
How's the therapy session?It will be twice as bad of she does one again
>>32433333This sounds A LOT like Gura’s advice. Is this the generic answer for dating tips?
The cockroach tweet i remember. Poor Mori probably traumatized
>>32433401Hah
>>32433188>3DPD.not a deadbeat but if you unironically believe this neck yourself at the closest opportunity
>povertyWhat a beauty contest-level of an answer.
>>32433289Unironically what's the appropriate thread for Mea? I never see her brought up in the generic vtuber thread
>>32433372Girls who constantly spill their spaghetti are cute. Also both of them have god tier character designs.
>>32433188Holos made me realize 3DPD is alright and we've actually missed out on the femanons who were hanging out in /a/ 10 years ago.
>>32433413she's been thirsting after a married japanese manlet for her entire adult life, idk. Actually, said manlet is death sensei, right?
>>32433349and she is a fan of orgies
>>32433413>A woman who physically runs from difficult situationsI mean...
>>32433371B-but I want to have an actual relationship with her,give her hugs and just love her for being a cute dork
SHE HATES 'EM
>Force feeding Mori!Death-sensei an architect confirmed
>>32433442Wasn't that Ollie?
>>32433433No . We know she sucks at it, Amelia would be better
>>32433188>muh 3DPDnigger what is this? /a/ in 2009?
>>32433363Away with you coomer
>>32433387I need to stop fucking around and play this goddamn game already.
>>32433419>lol kill yurselfWhat a weird question to pick, considering the circumstances.
>>32433401>>32433418CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GO ONE QUESTION WITHOUT DOXXING
>>32433449Ame...
Fuck I need to do my weight-loss reps...
>>32433400Yes
>>32433345Then she wasn't the one, anon.
>>32433400probably Kiara or Amet. teamate
>SingaporeBut why?
>>32433284We're not even close to baseline, how the fuck do we know how to be normal?
>>32433460you are better off with your mom
>>32433410Asian nipples on white girl
>>32433431asexuals can definitely have types and preferences, just not sexual ones.t. asexual
>SINGAPORESEACHADS! WE WON!
>>32433400Absolutely not but I'd love to see Gura try. A shame it'd get ruined by faggots spamming FBI in the chat.
>>32433390>said shes asexualShe also said she doesn't know and that she knows physical feelings is what she wants.
>>32433467If only
>>32433351i know i'm just kidding however i am broken and haven't been able to cry at any moment that makes any fucking sense to me anymore, though at least i learned not to do it in public
>>32433361>almost as based as Ui mamaUI MAMA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROUrTgJotwHAACHAMA?!
>>32433459She's an attractive blonde girl with huge tits. Getting laid isn't a difficult situation for her.
>>32433400If they did they wouldn't be in Hololive to begin with
>>32433357Bee yourself is shitty non-advice that has never helped anyone. Nobody is naturally an amazing person and love is about knowing how and when to compromise.
>>32433400I mean, it wouldn't be good but some of them actually have had relationships in the past.
>She says Singapore>Seanigs start spamming the chatJesus Christ.
>>32433466>Just because she's the one with actual experienceI hate that this is the reason why though
I know this guy is trying to be polite, but isn't it kind of insulting to add furigana to a question like this
>>32433464I meant her roommate tweet
>>32433467You now realize half the times /a/nons claiming they're cute girls, they weren't lying. Femanons are as maladjusted as we are.
>>32433431I agree, most people who claim to be aren't, I even somewhat describe myself like that sometimesReason being, I can like people, but whatever the fuck a sexdrive is doesn't exist with me. Even had a girlfriend and hated having sex, though was physically attracted to herShe's probably the same based on her words
>>32433485Fucking doxfags
>not turkey, WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?Reine...
>>32433502oh god what
>>32433400Yes. I'd trust Kiara far more then any other EN, which is why her telling people how to seduce her by just tilting her head back to look up into your eyes and then kissing her was all the more hilarious.
>>32433357>just exist and you can passively get a gf yeah sure
>>32433482>>32433492It Shingapore.
>>32433188If you're in these threads then you don't get to say 3DPD anymore. It was always a massive cope anyway.
>>32433482>hard carrying the entire SEA and it is the only SEA county that matters
>>32433188I'd fuck Mori, I'd fuck DD, and I'd fuck their roommate too. Maybe this bitch should stop being so fucking cute if she doesn't want me to like her so much.
>>32433345Not just her anon
>>32433196ahh i see
>>32433385No killing yourself, wait your turn
>>32433400They've all either had bad relationships or none at all. Kiara would be best, but not by much.
>>32433017She’s dying, pls understand
>>32433317No, you're the autist. The method of delivery and tone of the message is lost in text. Try expressing yourself more or you might as well just type /s if you can't do that.
>>32433494>I'd love to see Gura tryShe did already.
>>32433485Where did you get this image of me
>>32433512gura and Kiara too. Hell even ina
I still cant handle the way mori talks in japanese
first time hearing her for longer in jpholy shit now wonder the japs love her, ghetto speak is exotic
MAKE. CONTENT.DO IT.
YOU ANSWERED THIS ALREADY MORI
>>32433502d.... does haachama know it's not christmas anymore?
>>32433513Fuck off. Some doxxbeats are obvious falseflaggers but forbidden knowledge faggots like you are absolute trash. Kill yourself
>Just b urself>I wanna see the world>I went to Japan and didn't know a word of JapaneseYep she lived up to her name alright
>>32433485Stop doxxing me you fucking NIGGER
>>32433485Based
>>32433188I'd fuck 90% of the Holo's roommates.
>>32433494Didn't she already say "just b urself" to some shitty superchat
>>32433357This.
CALLI NO YOU NEED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION.
>>32433188This whole comment is cringe and pathetic
>>32428383>Mori is encouraging competitiongraduation when
>>32433552>MAKE. CONTENT.>DO IT.>5 to 0 viewersngmi
uhhhhhh Calli is based???
>Mori shitting on the "Debut: TBA" indiefags infesting twitterI love this girl so much.
>Be yourselfThis enrages literally everyone and is bullshit, I'll give you the truth though anonsThis is how you make it, this is how you get people to love what you areBe your best self
>>32433494She already tried and it was probably even worse than this
>>32433482Gets memed like dubai
Jesus christ Calli, if you plead this much I'll have no choice but to stream.
>Calling out all the """vtubers""" on twitter that just start drama on twitter and never actually fucking do anything BASED
>or being myselfKek, she admits it
>>32433317Just saying a single factually incorrect statement does not count as sarcasm here. This place is way too busy for that shit, at best people might ignore you because they think you're a shitposter trying to start a timeloop.
>>32433385Not too late. Start now.t. 30-year-old man
>>32433485So glad we're gonna get a shitload more Deadbeat from this.
>>32433524Her head hurty.
>>32433552Trying actually.
>>32433385Just make sure you do it quietly and cleanly. Don't be an attention whore. Go out to the woods, dig a grave, and kill yourself in it.
I really get nervous whenever a holo starts saying and listing country names.Those are really fucking close calls.
>>32433587 https://streamable.com/xicx4p
>it's not just talking, not just tweetingwhy do you still follow tranny shark then mori
Is she talking about those cloutchasers who just talk on Twitter all day and never stream?
She's unknowingly shitting on Trannyshark
>>32433582based
>>32433557I mean, you can definitely draw a straight line from that doujin music thing to her now Holo thing.Almost everything she did prepared her for this job.
>>32433556i am not even deadbeat i just clicked what was posted here first month you retard
>>32433400Ina would give a mature advice because of her asian background
>>32433579>>32433581Incredibly based.
what was the other fish she mentioned? it was shishamo and then something else that started with a K?
>entertainerYagoo.............
>>32433579always has been
>>32433552I did and no one watched it and then I uploaded a Gura clip and instantly got 1/4 of the way to being monetized. Hard work is a scam.
>>32433610Not specifically, but she's roasting them anyway
>>32433577Shill yourself here, obviously, that'll get you some
>>32433357Anon, if someone asks for advice, the last thing we want to hear is "do nothing and it'll fix itself".
>>32433556>Some doxxbeats are obvious falseflaggersI'm genuinely surprised to see a logical take on this. All the ONE FUCKING THREAD idiots made me lose faith.
>>32433606Dead Sub
>>32433611>unknowingly
>>32433188This is a totally valid perspective, and 5 or 10 years ago I would agree but now I am more inclined to see the truth in this >>32433454
Mori please don't shit on Gura
Gura.......
>>32433562Who in the 10%?
MORI DOESN'T WANT TO STREAM FOR US. SHE HATES HOLOLIVE. WHAT A BITCH.
>>32433610Yeah, the lazy asses who can't read that Cover literally required prior livestreaming exp in their audition terms.
Since HoloEN debuted Mori has unironically been my biggest motivation to do something with my life
>>32433610The "debut TBA" crowd? Seems like it.
>>32433617>all her advice is just filtered from what romance she read in FF14
>>32433356>virgin you're very delusional, anon
Her answer to this question now makes a fuckload of sense after seeing how many indies she pays attention to.
>now shitting on GuraGoddammit Mori
>>32433552does posting dumb shit on these threads count?
>Calli is literally shitting on Vtubers who just shitpost on Twitter and never stream
That's very cute and all Mori, but like half of your peers just play Minecraft and pretend to be your girlfriend.
BASED MORI TAKING SHOTS AT GURA FOR CANCELLING STREAM I KNEEL DEADBEATS
Ahh, I love my boy so much!
will she make it anons?
>>32433400They're all women so no. You're be better off asking Roberu.
>>32433420stop slaying me
>you just signed up for thistell that to ame lol
Lotta EN "vtubers" on twitter called out
>>32433647Your mom and your sister
Gura...
Mori stop forcing me to keep up my shitty streaming hobby
>>32433317Looks like you never heard of Poe's law. Look it up.
>>32433647Porka
>>32433664Hey theres also Apex
She should've taken a shot for every ESL question instead, she'd be flat on her back by now.
>>32433644My best friend is a femanon I met on /a/ 10 years ago... they are the cutest people ever.
>>32433650Same for me with Ame
>is this story going to get me in troublewell that's a fun start
Ame post the schedule
>>32433668I hope so.>>32433660Depends.
>Be yourself Im so fucking tired of this """"""""advice""""""" like be like who you are and magically all your problems will dissapear
Mori... why did you put Gura on blast like that?
Who the fuck ISN'T Mori going to roast this stream?
>>32433616Why talk about it at all when "cleverly" spoilering it you absolute mongoloid? Feeling clever? FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF
>>32433664That's still content. Good content at that
>>32433661Pic unrelated of course.
>>32433582Let me add to that.Be your best self but always aim to be better.Your reps, do them!
>>32433365>>32433371>>32433436>>32433445>>32433454>>32433467Your way of enjoying vtubers is wrong, and there is nothing different between you and twitch streamer simp. You see vtubers in the same way Hana Macchia does: "vtubers are actually just virtual e-girls"
>>32433679Her art is cute.
>>32433565"stop giving a damn" or something
>>32433589it's interesting hearing it from Calli when she sort of tumbled into vtubing but she does follow a lot of indies and is a content creator herself so what she does have to say is pretty relevant. Fuck people who just want to be a vtuber on social media without any intent to produce content besides tweets.
>>32433611Tranny actually has a vtuber rig and streams occasionally. There's lots of "vtubers" that don't have anything other than a character mockup at best.
>>32433439Yes
>>32433647lioncircus, unless he is an archetictokayu, see abovethe unknown/uncertain ones. shuba
yab incoming
>your oshi>your medication
>>32433433I don't think anyone who really likes those girls has any illusions about their past experience.
>>32433188>he believed 4chan were serious about 3DPDSure, some did.But you're naive as fuck if you think literally everyone on 4chan agreed on that.
See, it's hard to adjustTo the law of the jungleWhen you've been raisedTo be such a good boyIt's like you haven't been properly equippedTo deal with the realness of the worldYou gotta have the right attitudeYou gotta have strong karmaYou gotta be in touch with the spiritYou gotta be in touch with yourself
Are we getting a fucking yab
>>32433696Because that's the truth, if you can't be yourself and fuck chicks then you're anormal and you're destined to fail to begin with.
>a beautiful used boy
>she got a carHoo boy.
>>32433710Moririn....
>>32433665Fuck off Reine did it first, Mori's just copying her.
>>32433649they don't actually, just a history of delivering content. streams are obviously a buff though.
>used boy
>>32433454Except those femanons probably hated most of their male brethren.
>>32433668Based on Mori's advice... chances are not looking good.
>>32433696Honestly it is true. Most people don't realize the advice means stop being a faggot.
>>32433696that's the actual challenge. You need to find yourself first to be yourself.
>A beautiful used boiSHE LIKES MANSLUTS
>>32433710Even Mori hates that dumb bitch
>>32433679Reine...On that note, she did a super-quick storyboard for the comic before the actual panel drawing
ABAYO MORI
>>32433710Based Mori setting the record straight.
>>32433697I'm just waiting for her to roast image boards at this point.
>>32433710B-based?
>>32433710Ya Boy finna based
>>32433659>>32433645>>32433646What she say?
>>32433710>vtubers are actually just virtual e-girlsthey are
>>32433696b urself
>Just assume everyone here is legal ageWhy does she say stuff like this? You're making it too obvious Mori...
>>32433728AmeNone. I feel like shit everyday
>>32433710Shut up and show us your tits.
>>32433679cute
You hear that you wannabee trend hopping faggots? Mori says if you're gonna trend hop, at least make some good fucking content instead of making shitty ass remarks on Twitter and then doxxing yourself by posting a real life photo of yourself and then saying you'll delete it later.
>>32433535What does that mean? Because cute girls exist people can't go 3DPD?
>>32433710Thanks for reminding me to unsub her.
>>32433771Fuck off Hana
>>32433188>/pol/>lol nazi am I right guys>years later>literal neo nazi over there>/a/>lol 3DPD am I right guys>years later>literal why you broke the oath bruh
>>32433745Nah they actually enjoyed 3DPD and little girl posting because it helped them blend in and felt more comfortable instead of having a bunch of sweaty virgins freaking out about them.
>>32433710My boy would not shit on Hanmaky
>>32433696It's a nice way of saying "don't act autistic". Holy shit is it that hard to understand?
>>32433728Pekoranumbers
>I was afraid>because this was not the snowcone place
>>32433696Mori being "herself" and got a fuck load more of problems on her hands. So not actually good advice.
>>32433710"Based"
>>32433771This is why nobody likes you or your gay dad
I 100% believe Mori would actually take her sister and friends thinking they actually wanted snow cones.
>>32433664Don't forget playing the FOTMgonna be honest I feel like most holos just do nothing but play minecraft and then wait till another girl gets permissions for a game
>>32433728Morinone, but I'm pretty sure I could use some.
Alright she didn't drive drunk, good job
BUYING DRUGS FROM HOOD NIGGERS WITH MORIRIN
Enma is going to have an aneurysm
getting obliterated on strong zero with moririn!!
>>32433519>cute girls>on /a/fucking impossible
>>32433791this
>>32433696It's solid advice.Being yourself is basically announcing to the world on who you are. The people who distance themselves away from you are not worth it, while those who approach you with interest are the go to ones.It's basically trial and error.
>Straight out of Satan's PPHoly shit Moririn
What the fuck Mori, don't shit on Strong Zero
>>32433188>I fucking hate deadbeats, they have forgotten the meaning of 3DPD.I bet you are having sex right now.
>Strong Zero is Satan's piss
oh dear, fourloko
>4 locos and drivingHoo boy
>>32433781>>32433771Leave these threads and never come back
>>32433791>/hlgg/>lol gurame real am I right guys>months later>literal /u/schizos
>Strong zero>4 lokoYour Oshi is fucking hilarious deadbeats
>>32433710>vtubers are actually just virtual e-girlsWho do you think is on the other side of the screen, a robot? I don't even understand your point.
Strong Zero Love...
4LOKO AKA RAPE IN A CAN
Oh no
>>32433778because it's obvious either way might as well lean into it
>>32433710Based. Whenever a friend brings up the topic of vtubers to me, I usually test them with the "vtubers are just virtual e-girls" and if they react incorrectly I won't engage the topic further.
The fuck is 4Loco Texas anons?
>>32433696When people say be yourself they just mean, talk about the things you like, crack some jokes etc instead of talking about video games and anime and sperging out over politics
>>32433710Based, as they say
Is she talking about lean?
>Four lokoAh yes, the third world underage drink banned in a lot of countries for shit chemicals.t. mexican
Wait, how does Mori know what Satan's piss tastes like?
>>32433824Get a load of this guy, there are only cute little girls on /a/
>>32433857>>32433850https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Loko
>4LOKOOh dear god no
>>32433845My fucking god Iname fags are literally seething more than /hlg/
This marshmellow is so fucking good, she's actually giving useful and honest answers to demands for advice and isn't completely dodging backstory questions with lore.>4LOKOFucking kek Mori, I love ya.
Oh shit 4loko. Brings me back to highschool with my old homies. God damn deadbeats your oshi is sending me through memory lane right now.
>>32433857It’s shit soda water with like 40% alcohol volume
wow, just started watching guras skyrim vod and shes finally allowed to say the word million? good for you gura.
>>32433824Kwapi...
>>32433734>>32433747>>32433750>>32433776>>32433797>>32433800>>32433831>Believe it tier """"""advice"""""""
>>32433857it was available in most of the US. it was a fruit-flavored high-gravity malt liquor with a lot of caffeine in it.
>>32433699i am not talking about it cleverly, what the fuck is your problem if you didnt wanted to read it why did you hover over spoiler. Stop being such a pussy
>>32433824More than half the asian girls I met in uni were /a/nons. 4chan is an absolute magnet for them.
if four loko is so good why is there no five loko
>my little sister is a party girlholy shit she is just EN coco isn't she?
>>32433857>>32433867No 4Loko was a drink that was literally date rape in a can.
>>32433857The Arizona Tea of alcohol.
i miss four loko
>>32433857Four Loko was an infamous American alcoholic drink that thought combining an energy drink on par with a Monster / Redbull with enough alcohol to make four people plastered all in one can was a good idea.
>>32433844No
>>32433887>40% alcohol volumeJesus fuck
>>32433887I meant 4-10% I forget. But it comes in a little can
I hope someone goes and animates some of these stories she's telling, they're real good
Nice thread you've got here, faggots.
>>32433893I'm gonna be the next hokage!
>>32433875 This shit comes from chicago. Fuck this city
>4loco and rumNoice
>>32433860>instead of talking about video games and animeI have literally no other hobby besides that so I'm doomed to begin with I guessI think I know more about Gakuen Toshi's geography rather than my actual fucking city
>>32433921oh, no. it was like 9% or 10%.
>Four LokoWow, that's a fucking time capsule.
>mfw I realize that AsaCoco is a play on words not only for Morning Coco but Morning's Here!Am I retarded?
>>32433907Every dorky goal-oriented girl has a party little sister that accomplishes nothing with her life.Source: I know at least 3 girls who fit that pattern.
>>32433893Good luck NOT being yourself then.Enjoy the stress of being something you're not.
Last time I drank rum I puked too. It's shit.
>>32433710Yeah, nice phoneposting faggot.
>>32433893Sorry anon you may be too autistic or brain-damaged for this advice. In your case the best you can expect is mitigating your retardation
i'm pretty sure she is still a virgin, she is the youngest of the holo en
>>32433893Anyone who has a problem with being themselves means they're a piece of shit and an asshole. This is fucking facts that you cannot refute.
>>32433860but...those are the things I like...
>>32433946yes, yes you are.
ah yes, reminds me when I drank an entire bottle of honey jack while watching 2 episodes of shitty anime just after I turned 21. I can't touch the stuff afterwards
>>32433946Yes
>>32433893>Believe it tier """"""advice"""""""What? My advice was to completely give up if "being yourself" doesn't reward you with anything.
Does she live rent-free in my mind or does she have the same intonation when she's quoting her own lyrics?
>>32433946Nah your japanese is just wack
>>32433921Yeah nah. But it’s still pretty strong and the sugar in it is like an energy drink
>>32433976Then you need to find yourself
>>32433946No, your just finally putting your jp reps to work. You can make it, anon!
>>32433946I'm just gonna call you a retard anyway
In retrospect, it's amazing that 4Loko was even legal. That shit was weaponized alcohol and caffeine. It's still around now but they changed the formula because it got banned.
>>32433887reminds me of when i drunk 3 25% (50 proof for burgers) vodka infused drinks in a rowi do not remember anything after that, fun night
so 4loco was like a thing from 2005 to 2010 so damn she really was underage unless she drank the new version that got rid of the shit that caused them to be banned
>>32433857It was an originally an alcoholic energy drink that people pounded so hard they were sending themselves to hospitals.
>>32433975Based take from a Polka poster.
>>32433975This is true.t. asshole
>>32433926I want to see the train station story animated.
>it's been 3 hours
>>32433898KILL. YOUR. SELF.
Guilty Gear ONEGAI
>not enjoying Rumyou'll never be a pirate like this
>Final Fantasy XVOh no
>>32433728GuraGura
You know I've never had four loko, but the fact that whenever someone who has hears you bring it up, their reaction is just screaming and running away, really doesn't make me want to try
Skyrim is a shit game
>>32433893I might be a huge fucking nerd and weeb with only a couple friends, but when I stopped worrying and decided to just be myself, my depression dropped by 300%.
>>32433893you're misinterpreting. What makes "being yourself" hard is that this depends on your sense of self or even who you think you are. if there are flaws to any of the factors, It's going to be really hard.
Mori has time to play Final Fantasy?
>>32433987She just raps the way she talks, that's all.
How does she get away with it.
>only two hours
Reminder that George Costanza was right and the best advice is literally be the opposite of yourself. This is an irrefutable fact.
>>32434003take your meds. Do it for yourself
>>32433907Coco has a sister?
>>32434002Holy shit.
>>32433784Is streaming Heroes III, Jagged Alliance 2, or Europa Universalis a good content?
>>32433990I found myself in the release of the next Doom DLC
>>32433728GuraTaking what this anon is taking: >>32434009
>>32433728GuraConcerta
>>32433844>oh nyoo how dare a normalfag browse these threads
>>32433937>>32433976Go to an anime convention but before you go get drunk, not too drunk but the confident kind of drunk
>your oshi>would you rather fuck a top half or bottom half mermaid
>>32434029That's simply how it is sometimes
>>32433946What if I told you that "asa" can also mean "weed"?
>>32433728HaachamaPatra
>>32433857>Google 4loko>First result is "What is 4 loko and why is it so dangerous?"JESAS MORIRIN
>>32434033HOW NEW
>>32434020Sarcasm?
The power level of this stream is fascinating. I might have to invest in reapcoin.
>>32433824I was like you until I met someone who browsed /his/ irl and I found out his girlfriend actively shitposts on /a/.I don't know what it is, but women like to at least lurk there.
>>32433715The people Mori follows were at least creating content, even if a lot of people here don't like them or believe the quality of that content is low. There's a plague of "ENVTubers" on twitter who don't do shit, not even debut. They just get the model made and talk about how they'll be debuting any day now.
>>32434029Better than Ina's zero hours of sleep recently.
>>32433728>MikoAme and Miko cure my loneliness better than any drug
>>32433975>Anyone who has a problem with being themselves means they're a piece of shit and an asshole>Post Polka
>include me in the screencap
>>32434053AquaBoth at the same time.
>keeps shitting on ESL questions
>>32434031So should a giga chad act like a meek faggot?
>>32434050>Go to an anime conventionI'm 26, I'm an old fart at this point
>>32434036depends, do you play necropolis
>>32434036Game isn't important, as shown by how much of a buff Minecraft is. Can you be entertaining while playing it?
>>32434042Based adhd/autism chumchad
>>32434053I want that fish pussy
>>32434049>This is /jp/ in 2021They were right
>your oshi>Have you cried recently, can you even cry?
>>32434054
Just what is the average age of deadbeats? Some of these questions seem like they were entered by 10 year olds.
>>32433975This is true.
>>32434036Yes but I'll drop a fat aka on you for a decent amount of rule the waves 2
>Wants to see Mori's reaction to a reaction video of her songWhy are zoomers like this
>>32434049yes. go away. i dont like you and i want you to leave
>>32433946I thought it was just gibberish.
She's watching Roar. lol
>actually watches the react videos her mom recommends to her
I want moririn to roofie me with Four loko
>>32434033Literally the same situation as Calli. Younger sister, immature party girl.
>Therapy questions>ESL questions>Reaction video questionFucking end it already.
>>32433857Based and tasty hard beverage, and one of the strongest potions. If you are one of the weakest you should look for weaker potions.
>>32433728KiaraWorking with numbers even though I'm not a numberfag.
>>32433728HaachamaHaachama being an autistic child
>>32434033yes, Atlantan party whore, if you went to a party in atlanta during the time when she was partying you might have cummed in her
>>32433985sorry but you are rigth
>>32434081Nigger there are 40 year olds who are probably even bigger spergs at those things
>>32434084I'm a Stronghold player but I also play Necropolis If I want to have fun
>>32433728KiaraNone needed. I'm a functioning member of society.
BEEG AKI
Based Mori shitting on reactionfags.
>>32434060Four Loko has literally been neutered since 2010, there's no way Mori has ever drank the real stuff
>>32434009do you have any clue who I am? listen up cause I’ll tell ya once and I’ll explain myself the best that I can
>>32434082HOLY BASED
Finebrochama...
>Bringing up Scru Face againI like him breaking down the raps but c'mon man, I'm someone whos actually okay with the Charlie collab due to him having a brain, but pushing this guy to do a collab is pretty dumb
>hates reaction videosMori is definitely more based than usual today.
>>32434082HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FAST.
>>32433728GuraGura, Lexapro and Lunesta
Q&A and vodka really helps squeeze out anecdotes without her getting sidetracked by Red SCs
>dislikes reaction "content"Then how come does she still like c*******l? This makes no goddamn sense.
>>32434079A giga check isn't asking for and doesn't need advice on how to be.
>>32434074PolkamembersASMR.mp3
I swear to god I'm going to track down every single person in the chat bringing this faggot up nonstop and murder them.
>>32434108End yourself then. I wanna keep listening.
cat poasted.
>shitting on the whole Coco/Simpefficient situationBASED
>I LOVE CHARLIEIT'S OVER!!!
SHUT UP ABOUT CHARLIE DEADBEATS
>>32434065No, I'm actually being completely honest. Being convinced that you're going through life wrong and that you have to change yourself to fit some arbitrary standard is incredibly draining. When I realized my way of life wasn't "wrong" it was a burden lifted off my shoulders.
Mori fucking HATES Ko******t
>>32433728>mori>paracetamol
>I love Charliehow you feeling, cuckbeats?
>C****** again
>Open Stream>Ch*rlie Mentioned>Close Stream
can't you deadbeats bully these fuckers out of chat
What's the appeal of critikal? he doesn't seem that entertaining
>>32434082JESUS
Youtubefags at it again huh?
>>32433728gura
>>32434036Only if you do Lothringia WC as a Hussite.
>>32434094ESLs please andastd
>>32434082'based'
>>32434054>asagohan is the munchiesnaruhodo...
>>32434079Yes
>>32434169>that entertainingMori likes him because he's sexy
>>32433728>Kiara>anti-reflux pills
Just how often does she mention him anyway?
it's over deadbeats...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
KEKBEATS
>>32434169He's short and deadpan. Do the math.
>>32434082I KNEEL ARTBROS
>>32433728>Reine>Effexor to damage control my nonwavering clinical depression
>>32434168We're the minority. Can't do anything about it.
>>32434169I don't get it either, but people like all sorts of trash so what do I know
>>32434162>>32434167Chat won't fucking shut up about him.
>>32434082>anon is incredibly fast
>>32434096Based.
>>32433413This is why cuckfags are the worst of all shitposters, they can't get in their tiny brains that a girl can be a virgin, is it that hard to stop this kind of stereotyped mindset? You put them all in one bag
>>32434199>>32434190huh makes sense didn't know he was a manlet
>>32434169Deep voice man with no leg muscles say opinion boldly, I clap because I don't have my own opinions
>>32434168We are but 10-20 autists compared to a sea of twitchfags and redditors who shit up their chats
>>32434169He reacts to content
shit I gotta catch up on Mori's last blasphemous vod
>>32434054>plug-type AsaCocojesas...
>>32433992thanks anon, I'm excited to see what other jokes I've been missing
>>32434169He is unironically entertaining to some people
This stream was fucking great holy shit
>>32433831>while those who approach you with interest are the go to ones.>those who approach youGreat advice for women, not so much for men, then.
>>32434131Apparently around 2016 it was still being sold in West Taiwan? Maybe she got it from there?
>>32434209They would shut up if she didn't react like that every time.
>>32434168We're outnumbered and openly shitting on people who like him in chat would make Mori feel bad, hands are tied outside of situations like the T2 intervention.
>>32434196whenever chat does
>>32434169Bet you didn't watch him when he started
>>32434169pee pee cum cum poopoo