/jp/ - Otaku Culture

きｔらｧｧｧ

はあちゃま好き好き

I love Towa.

sad cat...

:_kanataLightblue::_kanataGenkai::_kanataLightblue:

pekoーら大好き

18 HOURS WTF

Head made for patting
Armpits made for licking
Greatest body in 5th gen

Lion strength to hug you
Ovaries ready for attention
Video game coop waifu
Extremely fluffy to boot!

>>32389388
Roboco plays Apex everyday and she hasn't even gotten out of Plat.

Lamysamawin

Haachama...

korosan stream...

i love korosan very much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lueGJGxj1ws
what was even the point of moving the time frame so much Haachama? hell why did she think 2 hours is enough for a trains collab with Watame?

Polka is a fat whore

>>32389751
I still don't get why Haachama's tits are so big.

Haawata...

huh...

STRONGEST GEN

ShiShiLamy won against WataHa and get to go on a real date now

>>32389792
She is streaming

How much is Watame seething right now

>>32389789
What went wrong for Haachama?

>>32389777
I can't believe I put all my money on Haato...

Bros... numberfag thread is laughing at us...

AHHHHHH I LOVE KANATAN CHI

I love Coco.

please play a game with dagger...

Noel is a uless piece of shit, and yeah idiots call me a schizo all you want, it's not going to change the fact that she's actual human garbage and lacks any worth as an entreatiner
>Can't sing for shit, objetively the worst singer at hololive
>Can't dance for shit, most of the hags are better dancer than her
>Can't draw
>Horrible collab partner
>Mentally ill
>Doesn't organize events
>Extremely limited collab network
>Really bad at games
>Only disgintgushable personality trait is screaming like a retard
>Pushing forced yuribait harder than anyone else
>No original content at all
>Normalfag
>Shit viewership
>Shit choice of games
>Her roommate is an actual whore who would rather pretend to suck dick on the internet for old men instead of doing a proper job a holos
>Her roommate work takes priority over her holo work
>Shit streaming hours
>Lowest earner in Gen 3
>Increidbly bitchy
>Fake as fuck
>Only takes part in collabs as last resort when no one else is available
>Harms the reputation of her Gen by being a camwhore
Say whatever you want about other holos but none as a objetively shit as Noel, she's a whole other level of worhless if it wasn't for her fat tits no vtubing company outhere would have hired that whore, the fact that she fucked her way into Hololive becomes more obvious everyday, just look at her in comparison to any other holo, specially her own fucking Gen, she's actual fucking garbage, shit, a far pair to tits that fails on every basic level at beeing an entretainer.
She's the definitiong of a leech, never earning anything herself she's just bing carried by the brand and by her Genmates without her little NoeFlare thing Noel really has fucking nothing, prohibit then from collabing with each other and Flare has Marine, Debi, Luna, Watame, Fubiki, Patra, Debi, Miko and Kanata, meanwhile Noel has.... Aqua like every six months.
Everyone has their own reedming qualities, everyone but the one who's only "talent" is being a whore, in all honestly it would be positive for the company and her Gen is she just graduated, Flare doesn't need to keep pretending to like a mentally unstable whore, the rest don't have to worry about acomodating Noel's whore activities in their schedule, all multiplayer games become availavle to them, Gen 3 would be made up of all good singer and top earners, people overuse the term deadwight but Noel truly is the deadweight of Gen 3 she doesn't add anything to the group but just acitvely hold them down, hopefully all her "fans" and the retards that call her oshi can do her favor and mail her some rope next the she's accepting gift so the idito can hangherself and save everyone the trouble of tolerating the pathethic existance.

MIO IS KING

>>32389800
Genetics and proper nutrition. Get back in the jungle, SEAnig

Submit to Mel!

>>32389647
Mio got banned for 3 months during the summer because of CAPCOM permissions. she streamed ghost tricks ages ago. so they started taking down hundreds of streams. most of them were privated but a big chunk got straight up deleted.
https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

>>32389802
Because she plays on the TW data center like many other people. I don't remember why they don't use the JP one.

>>32389846
It was only one month bro.

>>32389832
She should just queue as killer

Another train collab ends... I'm no closer to understanding what the game is about...

>>32389835
ogey

https://youtu.be/A9HY4DsRTCg

Hi, how are you?
Are you calling up my phone?
Baby tell me what is wrong
Don’t you ever let me go
Hi I am good.
I am still looking for proof
Am I good enough for you?
Don’t you tell me what’s my rule
This is me are you coming on the ride
we’re going super high
Got to be who what I like
You & me, Are you ready for the fight
alright
alright
alright
Let’s go!

Stronger than I ever been before
This is who I am
Nothing in the way
Today and far away
You & me
We make the part of me
I give you my big RED HEART
My my big RED HEART
My my big RED HEART
I’ll be true to my RED HEART
my my big RED HEART
my my big RED HEART

Hi over there
Thank you for coming along
On this journey of my own
Promise me you’ll won’t let go
Yes, this is me
I am falling but I’m strong
Cause you got me in your arms
Don’t you ever let me go
I want you to come with me on the ride
This is going super high
I am falling from the sky
Got to be who you wanna be that’s right
alright
alright
alright

I am still a girl

Figuring out what’s true or false
in this whole wide world
I’m your only girl
Tell me once more what’s really going on with you
I’m looking for the right one on the road
The one that’ll always take me back to you
This can be my home, will you be my home
Stronger than I ever been before
This is who I am
Nothing in the way
Today and far away
You & me
We make the part of me

I give you my big RED HEART
my my big RED HEART
my my big RED HEART
I’ll be true to my RED HEART
my my big RED HEART
my my big RED HEART

Where do I find a gf who dresses like this

>>32389835
Yamete schizo-kun, take your meds please ;-;

>>32389800
Nutritious talantulas

>>32389802
i assume it's difficult to track now with the game displaying steam names

>>32389801
Lamy and number.

This makes it sound like Nene is furiously masturbating and having a fucking blast while doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3XH2naiSE

>>32389823
She lost 400 billion dollars

>>32389765
>>32389830
I love Kanatan too!

polka is fat haha
and very cute

Setlist today was good. But I wish she did this in her regular utawaku as well instead of just singing Homura or Gurenge again.

>>32389852
oh yeah sry 3 weeks

I love Aqua! I can't wait for the Attack on Titan watchalong! I've never seen it but I've heard great things.

>Haachama moved her stream date for tomorrow
Narrative?

>>32389876
>>32389830
Me as well!

>>32389822
>Haachama feels bad about disconnecting and letting Watame down
>Watame gets Haachama to do anything for her to make up for it
BIG PLANS

>>32389835
OGEY

>>32389765
I swear I see this in chat every utawaku. Poorfag heimin...

Why is gen 4 perpetually in gen 5's shadow?

NEXT MEME

>>32389846
I'll never forgive duck's previous manager.

>>32389905
Yonkisei are huge.

>>32389830
I ALSO LOVE KANATACH!

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1351110501166686209
>5 months to get Hollow Knight permission
Cover...

This and the EN thread are the only thread on the entirety of /jp/ that even entertains and defends the idea of spoonfeeding and redditors invading.
Hololive threads should have been banned since may or june instead of having all this shit crash and burn. It doesn't matter if it would've lasted only 3 or 4 months.
All of you are fucking niggers that should fucking die.

>>32389859
Keep doing this so I can keep up with my Red Heart viewing reps

>>32389831
Never gonna give you up, anon

>>32389897
wakipero きｔら！

Sora Love!

pecola play Hoi 4 onegai...

>>32389897
Watame wins even when she loses

>>32389830
She makes Monday the best day of the week.

>>32389766
PEKORA LOVE

>>32389890
Didn't she say it was too long to watch together?

>>32389530
i am though, i watch that thing live and it feels warm seeing the other holos flood in comfort her in chat. i just never give a shit because im not a saviorfag
t. azur lane collab chad

>>32389926
Twap...

>>32389905
No one will ever escape the shadow of Gen 3

>>32389891
the moron thought she could finish a Momotetsu game in two hours. now for her losing the sheep will drill her all night long

>>32389871
Lamy and jannies

Polk you fucking scared me holy shit

>type :emote: in youtube chat
>select from the pop up list
>it comes out without the : : so you have to either select the emote by opening the emote section or you have to manually add the colons
who the fuck coded this shit?

>>32389926
Mane-mama love!

Haachama in 5 mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUottv_czvE

>>32389859
>I’ll be true to my RED HEART

>>32389926
I'm not clicking another Towa Baby

That was a fun train collab despite Haachama's technical difficulties. Lamy said she wants to do a morning stream tomorrow but we'll see what happens.

be polka roomate
> fat
> still do her job well as entertainer

> be like noel
> whore fat tits
> can't do shit except a lousy asmr for a bunch loser with mother complex

>>32389926
>Hollow Knight permission
Reminder that Team Cherry explicitely allows any and all monetization of their content for both individuals and corporations.
They were allowed to stream it all along, Towa just didn't want to.

https://youtu.be/dUottv_czvE
Haachama？！

>>32389850
well that would explain it - still, don't think any of the other holos have a flag on their accounts

>>32389798
if you missed her in the chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUottv_czvE

Haachama...

It's been a while, so here's the latest update on the absolute state of the bugmen
>due to long infighting, there are now FOUR (4) separate threads and groups
>the initial Hololive group, which still supports the company, does pirate fan subbing on billibilli, etc. is still by and away the most active one. They occasionally get raided by the others but jannies have threatened to ban the raiders - many who stayed with the thread or came back to it think Coco literally did nothing wrong. Several of the people who have accused them of being traitors to China ended up having even more skeletons in their closet - there's one guy in particular who got straight up arrested and is now awaiting trial because he openly hosted a non-CCP VPN to get people to spam Coco and the like. Most of the posters often make shitposts like "WE SAVED THE HONOR OF CHINA! WE MANAGED TO REACH 800 DISLIKES ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO! ONLY 22K MORE TO GO" Also, all of the merch made for Hololive is, surprise surprise, still produced in China
>the initial spam group dedicated to trying to force and mentally break down Coco. Many of these posters have either reneged, vanished, or got banned, leaving only the most dedicated. There's pretty much just five kingpins: three people who operate multiple Twitter accounts and try to spam Coco hashtags (not knowing that Twitter doesn't put Mandarin tweets in the Top list unless you're Taiwanese), many of which have been shadowbanned or outright suspended, and the two bot "programmers" who are dedicated to finding loopholes to shit up Coco's chat, all but one which have been patched out now. The only way they can now spam is by having one account signed across multiple devices and to post whatever message they have at once. That means that the jackass you see spamming multiple times has to spend approximately 10 - 15 minutes setting up his computer, laptop, and probably a few phones, only to do it all over again. Also, YT automatically shadowbans or suspends these accounts if they get muted or banned in chat after doing this, rendering the account inoperable. They also somehow believe that Coco's removal will make Cover come back to China and start "healing".
>the anti-Hololive group is in a state of perpetual collapse and it's really only being kept alive by two schizos, one of which was recorded as making over 300 posts in the thread over a period of 26 straight hours, having an absence of 3 hours, and then posting another 250 posts in a span of 18. Their original goal was because Hololive supported Coco, all of Cover must fall, but everyone, even the anti-Coco group, thinks they're clinically insane, especially when it came to light that the thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running. As a result, this group is called (via an abbreviation) The Rapes on the Orient Express. Their latest effort is masquerading as MAGA / Americans on Twitter pretending to be anti-China to get westerners to get mad at Cover so they can cancel their business contracts.
>the "rival company" group, which is essentially a support group for former Hololive fans that went to the Nijisanji thread to get their fix but were kicked out of the thread for being unable to control their autism. Most of the posters have returned to the original Hololive thread, so now it operates in this weird twilight where it's just 5 or so people talking amongst themselves about indie vtubers.

And the latest developments:
>the anti-Coco thread was on a temporary high because they managed to get to Coco during an English Terraria stream where she had to apologize for turning on member's chat
>a pro-Hololive guy entered the thread and did the math, counting that she gained 100 memberships because of it and therefore, their plan backfired
>the anti-Coco posters immediately go after this guy, calling his mother a whore and all these other things and said they're going to doxx him, spamming their own thread with pictures of some random dude that wasn't the guy, but a k-pop idol at that
>the pro-Hololive thread noticed and is now raiding the anti-Coco thread during Coco's meme review, several of the posters have been doxxed and their photos manipulated because these guys were sharing images of themselves in their own threads like it wouldn't backfire
>they're incredibly ugly, even by Chinese hikki standards
>mods are now stepping in
>it's a fucking mess, some guy is now just using bots to spam goatse across multiple accounts

>>32389801
WIN OF ZA RAMY

>>32389926
Gen 4 manager needs to be executed. Useless fuck.

>>32389891
Today doesn't exist, it is a dream

>>32389836
Please never let my mom do a cover of this song.

>>32389800
Australian food

>>32389927
seethe harder 2hu fag

>>32389937
any day of the week is great if it features a stream!

>>32389822
It was her first organised collab, I think she's fine.

Now the stream is back on?
The FUCK is Haachama doing?

>>32389927
Thanks, love you too

>>32389983
Take your meds

Moona is cool

>>32389927
I spoonfeed everyone just to shit on schizophrenic retards like you

>>32389859
Stronger than I ever been before
This is who I am
Nothing in the way
Today and far away
You & me
We make the part of me

>>32389974
>>32389980
>public apology
Good. Hope she cries.

>>32389926
>Finally get permission
So did HoloEN manager finally visit the game's webpage and fax it to Cover?

>>32389926
game is boring anyways

Don't forget to listen to Aki splash around naked in her bathtub while speaking Eigo

https://twitcasting.tv/akirosenthal

>>32389940
GEMIMI HATE

>>32389927
Wrong thread faggot

>>32389931
SORA LOVES CUM!

>>32389973
Hololive doesn't consider it permissions until they get an actual response from the company.

Had a lot of fun with that train game, even with the connection issues.

>>32389927
Spoken like a true redditor.

>>32389983
What is goatse?
Gore?

>>32389861
ks*n...

>>32389927
Should have been a dedicated board for more than a year now. Go cry on /qa/,/cm/ or where applicable.

>>32389921
3 schizos posting here isn't "huge"

>>32389940
>>32389766
what the FUCK is wrong with nousagi?
https://files.catbox.moe/nwo9mb.jpg

This deaf piece of shit can't sing at all
I thought she was supposed to be one of the good ones?

>>32389984
There is no gen 4 manager, they all have different managers. Towa's changed recently.

>>32389970
i want to fuse Polka and Noel together
huge tits + fatness

>>32389984
There's no such thing as gen 4 manager anymore.

>>32389745
>>32389842
Mel & Ollie autism blocks collab tomorrow!

>>32389956
Just use Windows Key + >

>>32389970
Please start using a trip so everyone can easily filter you

>>32389859
It was a good song

HORAYO

>>32389932
>Hoi 4
Since when can Nips into strategy?

Did tiny sword get a new PC or why is she suddenly playing DBD?

Do NOT open.

>>32389956
pajeets

>>32389997
I wish it didn't feel so lonely when she doesn't stream.

>>32389926
Please andastad they need to receive original handwritten permission from the creator, sent via carrier pigeon.

Top 5 most superchatted stream
>1. Hayato 3D Debut: $95,310
>2. Akina 3D Debut: $72,864
>3. Kuzuhas Birthday: $65,248
>4. Marine 1M Subs Utawaku: $63,856
>5. Sio 3D Debut $61,852

Marine did it bros, she broke into the top 5

I expect Flare mama Polka baby fanarts.

>>32389980
it better be a naked dogeza

>>32389927
Yes, and we are the new /jp/, the only thing you can do is cry everyday to sleep while remembering those happy days that are gone forever LMAO

>>32390005
I love the Moon

>>32390075
Sio...

>>32389983
>The Rapes on the Orient Express
What the fuck are you serious?

>>32389983
I choose to believe this since most of the shit is as dumb as the stuff you read posted earnestly or jokingly here.

>>32389926
How are they so incompetent

@32389970
>be resident schizo
>make low effort posts for (You)s
>reply to yourself

You know whats weird?
We have SEAniggers but not Indians or africans

>>32389983
>especially when it came to light that the thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running

>>32389912
Retard manager of the year no doubt

kek

>>32390075
Sio...

>>32390075
Sio...

>>32390058
Shuba...

>>32390100
Whoops, looks like you messed up your reply by mistake. Meant to quote >>32389970

>>32390075
I kneel Reddit.

does anyone have a list of current holo apex ranks or am I going to have to do it myself?

>>32390075
Fat ass...

>>32389927
Why don't you go back to masturbating to Flandre diaper JAVs faggot?

>>32389983
>the thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running

>>32389926
Ok Towa but where the R6S stream

>>32390052
i cant type the member emotes with that, it's worthless

>>32390075
Feels good

>>32389940
lub u pepsicola

>>32389927
>that even entertains and defends the idea of spoonfeeding and redditors invading.

>>32389983
>The Rapes on the Orient Express. Their latest effort is masquerading as MAGA / Americans on Twitter pretending to be anti-China to get westerners to get mad at Cover so they can cancel their business contracts.
Seriously? So these are the guys behind the stupid pearl harbour twitter posts?

>>32390075
...oiS

I made a cute Noel clip, check it out:
https://files.catbox.moe/bmz1xh.mp4

>>32390075
Sio...

>Haachama is late to her apology

>>32390070
we've been getting streams everyday for a while now, so I'm grateful!

>>32390147
based

>>32390058
I don't like Mr Koro when she's been drinking dragon piss...

>>32390040
Gen 4 has more average SCs and viewers and subs than trash gokishit

Noel is a fucking embarrassment to hololive, the obese whore should do everyone a favour and chug a bottle of rep poison

>>32389927
And what do you want tohou threads? most of the people in jp would never play that old kusoge and if people knows about it it's because some Holos play it, go away old man and do something productive, you are too old for the internet.

>>32390120
Aqua, Ayame, Towa, Matsuri: Diamond
Roboco, Shion: Plat
The rest are whatever.

Help she's outside my door. I can her her tiny fist banging on the door.

>>32390147
kek

>>32390027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOZqKcvE7k

You aren't wrong, but still...

>>32389859
Rebecca Black Friday energy

>>32390152
Very cute, her POV for the tournament was the best

>>32389912
>straight up erased her favorite stream series and privated everything else
>made her apologize for it

>>32390171
Festival is decent at Apex?

>>32390147
Never fails to make me laugh

>haha I misspelled Towa I so funny
Stop it's not funny you're just acting like a child

>>32390033
Jesus how young?

HAACHAMA?!?;

kneel

>>32389983
They sure are having fun there.

>>32390005
Hoshinova is cool, Moona is a cute dork

>>32389983
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

>>32389983
Holy shit. Is it really that few schizos that are driving this embarrassing minstrel show? That really puts it into perspective how few people it takes to completely shit up everything for everyone else in your community. It's kind of like the ones in these threads. Honestly, schizos should be legally banned from social media.

>>32390101
i accept being called a seafag or a seanigger but at least i dont shit on the street

>>32390176
Tell her to take Suisei's cock out of her mouth

>>32389983
>the thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running. As a result, this group is called (via an abbreviation) The Rapes on the Orient Express.
How do chinks keep being so hilarious? You'd think we'd never reach the heights of picrelated again but they always have something new.

>>32390208
Tore...

>>32390208
Toua

>>32390152
>that fucking gremlin laugh when nene falls down
kek

>>32390208
Toledo...

>>32390208
Twapper...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXXpOoMySMM
Suityan noon stream! GTA again!

>>32390189
Reminder Sora used to go to an American Military Base when she was young to ask for cake

>>32390176
Get out and hug her you faggot, even if you die it will be worth

>>32390065
womb goblins apprentice
harry potter goblin

>>32389983
>some guy is now just using bots to spam goatse across multiple accounts
Nice.

>>32390147
Based

>>32389983
Why can't we have fun like this?

*sniiiiiffff

>>32390171
I see I am going to have to do it myself. for a start: ayame is currently silver IV, shion gold iv

>>32390208
Twap..

>>32390200
She gets pros to coach her, yeah.

>>32390075
Marine is the strongest holo confirmed. Pekora's viewer number is useless if those poorfag nousakiddies cant donate shit.

>>32390101
they arent weebs
sea niggers are the biggest weebs on the planet

>>32390176
Order then most expensive Kirito merch you can find and use it to bargain

>>32390212
AKUKIN KENSETSU KNEELS

haachama your fucking mic reps? hello?

>>32390152
Noel is cute
https://files.catbox.moe/u9jotf.mp4

>>32390218
I like the gap between her being actually competent and being a dork too

>>32390214
Yeah it honestly sounds like a great time if you aren't retarded enough to get doxxed

>>32390210
Ah it's THAT photo

>>32389983
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

>>32390176
Don't open the door or she'll smash your knees with her tiny iron fist

HAACHAMA
AM I DEAF

>>32389973
They don't want to get CAPCOM'd again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxMb00XW7wM
i found a holoES candidate

>>32390197
To be fair, everyone apologized except Sora, who flat out said she was too upset to stream on Twitter

>>32390158
It makes me really happy. And she has even more plans in store. Just gotta pray nothing prevents her from doing what she enjoys.

Quietchama...

>>32390208
Towife...

>>32390208
touma.........

>>32389983
>trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running

>>32390239
>Thief Idol
oh no she is going to destroy bathrooms again

>FlarePolka Minecra already 2h in
>they still haven't gotten to the Nether part of the tour or even started building the house
Dang, this is gonna take all night isn't it?
Flare is being a bad influence

fubuki "inadvertently" deleted video (or japanese is a shit language) : https://files.catbox.moe/5nhkj7.mp4

>>32389980
fuck you chama, tune your mic slowly next time

>>32390033
Fuck off, underage filth

>>32389983
>The Rapes on the Orient Express
That's pretty good.

Why the fuck Noel schizo snapped again? His niji brain couldn't handle Marine's supachat record or what?

yab

>>32390208
therapy...

>>32389956
>it includes all of these too
(°□°）︵ ━

i used to keep all of this shit in my browser's memo pad

>>32389571
Different circumstances. Miko was never about numbers, more like she's not satisfied in her ability as an entertainer. Because you know, at that time Miko was talking about Cover's 3.5 Channel project, and that project's a failure, it's understandable. She almost gave up, but realized if she's persistent enough and never give up she will make it through. Miko did make it through and finally found her place in hololive.

Flare flexing her autism to Polka

TSUYOKU

ZAAAAANKOKUUUUUUUUUU

>>32390309
>bad influence
anon sorry to say but Polka is already to far gone after 7+ hours of rice loli and ARk

>>32389983
I always knew the old internet hate machine era would have a field day with them what with every account of theirs having to be tied to a real ID. Guess that torch is now being carried by the chinks.
Also
>it's a fucking mess, some guy is now just using bots to spam goatse across multiple accounts
It's like I'm back in 2006 again.

>>32390208
Easiest (you)s
I will post this tomorrow

>>32389842
i will only submit to Shion yo

>>32390224
I mean theres usually one or two rabble rousers behind an angry mob no

>>32390197
and nothing of value was lost

>>32390241
>go to an American Military Base when she was young to ask for cake
>ask for "cake"
YAB

>>32390309
The normal Omarun MC stream is ~ 5 hours anyways.

Don't forget to put your volume at 100% for the screech.

>>32390283
Honestly, with the retarded raider can-do attitude and thinking things are way more important than they really are, it reminds me of the earlier days of 4chan.

>>32390292
Voice seems really forced, like Mori level forced.

>>32389983
There are still a lot of haters though, they can force amd to remove their hololive tweet, even the anti coco video still gets a lot of views in bili2.

I've thought a lot about what I want to do to Nene and I think what I most want to do is grab her and vigorously rub her head so her hair gets messed up. Then I want her to shout oiiiii at me as I'm running off.

I work so much on whoring myself out on my roommate's channel please understand that I don't have time

>>32389983
>spamming their own thread with pictures of some random dude that wasn't the guy, but a k-pop idol at that
kek

>Okayu has a recording at 9 tomorrow
New song for her birthday?

>>32390333
Seriously it's been an hour and i still have no idea what the fuck they're doing

I want this Tenshi to be cruel to me

Not again Kanata

>>32390005
no, moona is hot. also, let me have a taste of your legs, moona... onegai...

Wait what happened to haachama cooking stream?

APEX 2nd day scrim damage outputs, for those interested.

If only Aki wasn't married...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32390323
N40 here.
Why is this yab?

>>32390224
>Honestly, schizos should be legally banned from social media.
People's internet usage should be restricted based on their mental capabilities. I don't think schizos should be allowed to use the internet at all.

>>32389983
Holy christ anon, never leave this is comedy gold. Fucking goatse of all things

>>32390373
The only thing Mori is forcing is liking her streaming job. Otherwise, she really loves being a wigger

>>32389983
>many who stayed with the thread or came back to it think Coco literally did nothing wrong.

have the people who think she did it on purpose ever actually watched her stream?
there are many words to describe Coco but "subtle" and "thoughtful" are not them

Where is the clown avatar poster? How do I post polka whale image?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwwzU-FwAk

Please don't disturb your sisters sleep haachama...

>>32390208
トぉワぁ

>>32390375
I'm fairly certain the AMD thing was just AMD being unprepared for the level of outrage they are seeing and chosing not to die on this hill. They literally just retweeted someone else saying that a good portion of the hololive talents use AMD hardware to stream. If I knew nothing about what was going on and was in the same position I probably would've done the same thing.

>>32390323
>actually retweeted and liked it.
I mean she follows this guy anyway but fucking based. Would have been her best song too..

>>32389983
>spamming their own thread with pictures of some random dude that wasn't the guy, but a k-pop idol at that
lmao

>>32390399
Flare is showing off all the different Glazed Terracota patterns and letting Polka pick one they will use in the house they want to build.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXXpOoMySMM
SUISUISUISUISUISEI!
SUISEISEISEISEISEI!

>>32390360
Shion yo uses real ketchup, unlike Mel and her >Heins

>>32390360
Oji-san... your backpain meds...

>>32390440
Marine is fucking pathetic. Marine schizo was right.

>>32390360
Yo FUCK Shion

>>32390403
S Kanata is so hot

>>32390005
i hate purple thing! MOONA HATE

>>32390424
Finally a numberposting that I can appreciate, thanks anon.

Easiest (You)s of my life.

>>32390387
Maybe you should just go and fap to some Noel pictures instead of letting her live rent free in your head?

>>32390424
Astel, i kneel...

There are only a few things that are certain in life.
One of them is that Suityan is cute today too!

>>32389983
Holy shit, this is actually fucking hilarious. Even if it by some chance turns out to be fake, it's fucking hilarious

>>32390466
Okay I will.

>>32390208
Tunguska...

>>32390424
>aruran at the bottom
>astel at first
lol

>>32390075
>Akina
I don't understand, doesn't that dude have a Niji gf?

>>32390437
From some anon's post yesterday.

1. COPs are all clip watchers with an even worse understanding of the Holos than reddit EOPs. They think Coco is a rebel stacy who might actually want to fuck over her coworkers to create controversy to enrich herself. They don't even know that she likes Hololive.
2. They think all the Holos who use Bilibili have a prepared list of topics and words to avoid that they study regularly, and obviously Coco would be aware of that since Asacoco is meticulously planned, hence why they think she deliberately tried to create controversy.
3. Ironically Cover was gonna release the same apology in both Japanese and Chinese, but they asked "a Chinese partner company" to review the apology, and they suggested adding a statement about supporting the one China policy in it. So the Chinese are actually mad about something written by the Chinese.
4. A lot of zhangs don't even know what happened. They just heard that Coco said something offensive to China and got mad. They don't bother to look shit up. Anyone who actually tried to do some fact checking over there was basically completely ignored.
5. There are Coco chat spammers who literally never even heard of Hololive until they saw Aqua's league of legends song trending. There are some who say they blast that song on repeat while crying and spamming. If Aqua wasn't a bitch she'd go on meme review already and make them fuck off.
6. For some reason the Chinese think that Taiwan is not independent. They literally have their own money on that island. Not sure why they think that.
7. A lot of people on NGA seem to be kinda retarded. Like they will say some really stupid shit and then someone who is an adult appears to tell them they're wrong. The other day they tried going after Sega of China to convince them to revoke Sega permissions, and a couple people had to tell them to stop and explain that Sega is owned by Japan. I've seen a lot of similar situations but don't feel like typing anymore.

>>32390424
Friend...

>>32390075
I come from the future
Lamy 3d Debut: $100,000

I hope Kanata keeps doing the scream every single utawaku to surprise all the people who don't watch her often.

If you marry a Japanese woman, you have to eat Natto...

>>32390476

>>32390292
we'll finally have an decent ES Vtuber. Scuffed spanish but its good for foreigner standards. thanks anon i will subscribe

Out of all of Hololive, it's almost undoubtedly true that Suisei would give the best blowjobs. Sure, some of the other holos might be easier. Once you had her convinced to do it, though, Suisei would be by far the most competent at it.

Let's start with experience. We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are. We know that Suisei has a good looking body, because she's slim, fashion-aware, and a practiced dancer. Suisei is also pretty neurotypical for hololive, with references to going out shopping with friends as a regular activity. All of this points to a girl that would have gone down at least a few times in her life, but you have to remember that she literally worked at a pub while pursuing her dreams of being an idol. That's the sign of an outgoing girl that's at least been casually intimate as a matter of course. When it comes to sucking dick, she'd know what she's doing.

Then there's enthusiasm. Suisei is a perfectionist at everything she does. She's a tryhard at singing, she does her reps with dancing, and even when it comes to casual activities like gaming and quizzes, she always gives it her all. There's no reason to think she'd give any less when it comes to pleasing her partner. She would be shameless about slurping on cock, and even continue when it got uncomfortable for her, all just to ensure that she does a good job.

And finally, there's raw, natural talent. Suisei has amazing lung capacity and an agile tongue. Anyone that's heard her singing or even heard her cute little noises knows that she's an expert at making you happy with her mouth.

In short, if you want the absolute best blowjob that you can find from Hololive, pick Suisei. There is no other holo that will drain your balls half as well as Suisei. And that's one reason why Suisei is my oshi.

>>32390323
But that's a good thing. She no longer has to spend on an MV and people will be redirected to her channel

>>32390101
>africans
That one Algerian doxxfag from /bant/ or /int/ thread a few months ago. And some South African.

>>32390467
I need more of them...

>>32390424
Usagipai...

>>32390424
Holy shit Astel is a fucking god

Coco just kissed me!!!!

>>32390208
Tonya...

>>32390424
considering his playstyle that is no surprise
that guy is a fucking maniac

>>32390424
Nose's team is a fucking powerhouse.

God knows is always nice to hear

>>32390514
I'll eat natto out of her pussy lmao

Do you think Noelschizo ragefaps to Noel

>>32390437
I wouldn't go that far. She used to pull off some wacky tricks early on in Asacoco if you remember the T-shirt sales contest with PPT for instance.

>>32390528
Girls don't enjoy giving blowjobs. Suisei would be the holo to hate blowjobs the most. Suisei would only participate in facesitting.

>>32390424
Astel is honorary hololive

Holo dance dance revolution onegai

>>32390549
Kanatan, focus on the stream please, save the shitposting here for later

>>32390424
TMS will only get better!

>>32390424
do this again but add kills as well so we can get the whole picture

>>32390279
Fuuuuck she cute

>>32390506
Do they eat lead paint chips regularly in China or something?

>>32390577
>Girls don't enjoy giving blowjobs
Some do

>>32390424
What is the second column? Avg dmg per match?

>>32390506
For number 6 they have to or else it's a trip to a camp

>completed all 16 terracotta glaze
Flare I kneel.

Flare mindbreaking Polka

>>32390050
Thank you for the heads up! Can't wait to watch Mel, it can't be worse than the train collab anyway.

>>32389908
Why Soratomos so big?

Astell will have seks with holo member who lost at apex tournament

drink

>>32389983
Those china threads sound like a fucking blast holy shit

>>32390513
I think people were more surprised it wasn't ear-destroying this time. I loved her reaction too.
>Oh, it was weak this time? Last time was louder? Maybe compressor killed it?
>I'll practice for the next time.

>>32389983
thanks anon, that made me laugh.

Fuck i miss tha dockz. Hurry up, which one is tha birb???
its photo from newspaper site

>>32390514
If you marry natto, you have to eat a Japanese woman

POGU POGU DANCE!

>>32390424
Surprised RBC is that high.

>>32390528
Now that's a post praising Suisei that I can get behind.

Did Watame say anything about grooming Haato in their train collab

>>32390622
This, why these threads have to be so shit.

>>32390424
Pizza.......

Kanatachads, what does the color of lightsticks people post depend on?

>>32390599
you're not a girl and you will never know.

>>32390424
does this include both days or only 2nd day? how the fuck does ran have more damage than gorilla? noah is fucking strong.

>>32390577
>Suisei would be the holo to hate blowjobs the mos
Even better

>>32390424
Pizza papa is a damn scrub. Sad!

>>32390424
>rbc 2.5x'd ayame
>astel in first
what is occurring here

>>32390514
I'd eat it every day if I could lick her flat chest.

>>32390617
BDE

>>32390424
BIG damage from Nose's team

>>32390323
Is that guy a chink? I'm not gonna watch a chink produced MV.

>>32390638
what the fuck. that old guy wih glasses is vice president

>>32390654
Yes

>>32390638
there's no chink face there

>>32390075
Why do only VTubers get superchats?

RAILGUN

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1351199562745180160
Wtf Watame?

>>32390654
The winners of the collab get to go on a real life date paid for by the losers, pretty obvious she set up the entire collab planning to take Haachama on a date at Botan and Lamy's expense.

>>32389983
>the anti-Hololive group is in a state of perpetual collapse and it's really only being kept alive by two schizos, one of which was recorded as making over 300 posts in the thread over a period of 26 straight hours, having an absence of 3 hours, and then posting another 250 posts in a span of 18.

>>32390709
speaking for myself, but I didn't even know youtube had a thing called "superchat" before vtubers

>>32390673
Ayame/Shion played 2 less games than RBC. Astel popped off all day though.

>>32390709
Because others are not retarded and don't use superchat for donations.

>>32390696
He is malaysian

>>32389908
Sunaru...

>>32389983
>thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running
Kek, time to post this again https://streamable.com/b2j97m

>>32390709
Because everyone else uses 3rd party shit

>>32390619
>lamy gets fired on the first day for drinking on the job

>>32390737
because youtubers rarely do streams back then on "vloggers era" everything is just uploaded with ads in it

>>32389983
>even the anti-Coco group, thinks they're clinically insane, especially when it came to light that the thread creator was arrested as a juvenile for trying to rape a train conductor while the train was running. As a result, this group is called (via an abbreviation) The Rapes on the Orient Express
ahahahaha what the fuck

>>32390075
>Top 3 are all males
how can females even compete?

>>32390650
>>32390673
sniper/poke playstyle. you get a lot of damage but not necessarily a ton of kills. i think ayame's team played like rats.

>>32390722
Autism.

>>32390654
The theme of that collab was a double date, what the fuck do you think?

>>32390722
sheep is in absolute shambles after even writing up her own guidelines on how to win and take haato on a date

>>32390709
Most streamers prefer twitch rather than youtube

>>32390727
Wtf, we can't let bugs beat us at our own game

>>32390075
0. https://playboard.co/en/video/v9fQ1_bp8sM

Haato's english is cute today.

>>32390510
I think you overestimated her. She'll get a nice SC numbers but I doubt that it can even reach Coco's 3D SC numbers. Will be happy to be proven wrong though.
t.yukimin

>>32390424
wow, would have thought matsuri and RBC be swapped around

Here's a more complete spreadsheet for those who asked.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16DncVk7226FBxAC4JEXb2BTSkpwV8oknYBbSNzabIh8/htmlview#

>>32390577
>Girls don't enjoy giving blowjobs
wash your dick, anon

>>32390424
Is this with all the games played? Because some teams didn't play every match.

>>32390645
pogu pogu dance pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu pogu

>>32390696
may as well dump your phone and probably more than half of your household stuff too

>>32390769
that bar is going to have yakuza problem soon then

Twap spammed twitter... Toi is so excited about the tournament...

>>32390785
>number one female streamer isn't even in the top 50

>>32390424
Shion yo...

>>32390745
So, a chink?

>>32390724
lmao so botan and lamy are going on a date now?

>>32389940
PEKORA LOVE

>>32390777
>Ayame's team is the one that inherited HPS' spirit
Who would have thought...