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There was a storm around my area; it was raining for a few hours. That's it then, I thought to myself, summer's over.
So how was your summer, /jp/?
Mine was totally exciting.
I haven't been out of my house in 4 months.
I haven't been to the beach in 3 years.

>> No.3223069

NEETs don't have seasons.

>> No.3223071

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>> No.3223075

>>3223069
This.

It's almost Autumn now but it doesn't feel any different.

>> No.3223088

I don't live in fagifornia. It stormed plenty this summer, will rain plenty this fall, and will snow heavily in the winter.

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Confirmed Touhou 13 is an ocean odyssey.

Level 1: Final boss is a starfish. Breaks into multiple version when damaged to a certain level, like cutting off a starfish leg which creates a new one.

Level 2: Final boss is a dolphin. Giggles a lot and likes to bully other girls, but is very flirtatious.

Level 3: Mid boss is a remora. She likes to attach herself to the final boss, who is a shark. Shark boss is aggressive and cruel, but becomes submissive when you punch her on the nose. Is tsundere for the remora girl.

Level 4: Octopus in a pot. Tentacle rape fuel for doujins.

Level 5: Final boss is a siren. Danmaku patterns include drawing in playing by a hypnotic song. Player must then immediately dodge point blank danmaku bolts while avoid 4 directional incoming waves from edge of screen.

EX Boss: Genji supporting the world on his back. Punishes Reimu for throwing him away when she learned how to fly.

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>>3223062
The only difference from summer and any other time of the year for me is that more people end up coming to my house.

I guess you could say that made my summer shitty.

I'm just glad the kids are going back to school.

>> No.3223107

>>3223103
Where's stage 6?

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>>3223071

TAKKA? What da zog is that? Some kind of 'umie version of dakka? Sounds right weak, ya squig sucken git.

>> No.3223113

Besides the occassional trip to store, I only went out once this whole summer, and that was so I could walk to the library. It was a horrible trip.

>> No.3223125

>>3223107
Not sure. Probably a Letty sized whale that drags Reimu to the depths of the ocean floor, or some sort of sea god. Regardless, this level includes having to stay in oxygen bubbles for a certain amount of time, adding to the difficulty of the level.

>> No.3223129

>>3223125
Too much Sonic

>> No.3223135

>>3223062
It was fucking hot.

>> No.3223175

I'm not sure how to answer this thread without feeling like I'm blogging other than saying "it was nice".

>> No.3223191

Didn't go out in 3 months... but classes started yesterday (or earlier today depending on how you see it). It's really a pain. I wish I could live without having to bother with university. My bad habits from summer vacation are still there, though. I went to bed at 6pm and woke up just a few hours ago.

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>>3223129
Ok how about this:

Reimu's alt player is Sanae, who uses her power of miracles with Kanako's will of wind and air to provide them with oxygen while they remain under water. Sanae must give Reimu hot mouth to mouth action in order to breath new life and air into her. This may include tongue.

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>>3223197
I approve of this.

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>>3223197
So i was thinking what's great about girl on girl action?

>> No.3223235

I had a whole shitload of anime I wanted to watch and I didn't watch any of it, I spent the whole summer on 4chon and playing the vidya. Now when I go back to college I'll have no time to watch everything I downloaded.

>> No.3223242

>>3223235
Cheers to you. I did the opposite and watched animu instead of playing my vidya.
vidya>animu

>> No.3223244

Summer is a terrible season. I wish Winter break went for as long as Summer's did.

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>>3223226
The fact that there are two of them is great.

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>>3223249
hmm...guess I have a bit of gayness or something. I prefer seeing a guy bang a chick than chick on chick...

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I was on vacations for 2 weeks with my bro, chilling on the beach and living in tent as far away from civilization as possible.
Then I go back to my room, turn on my computer to finally surf some internets, and what I see?
New update to Touhou fighter and i missed it all.
Someone can provide links for patch download?
Pretty please?

>> No.3223282

>>3223268
Might I then interest you in futa and other transsexual fetishes? Its the best of both worlds. Same great dicking, but with more breasts!

>> No.3223289

>>3223282

Futa made me have to get used to vaginas again, its a lot of trouble to keep a balance that works.

>> No.3223294

>>3223289

Well, at least ones without extra bits on top.

>> No.3223296

>>3223282
Nah, prefer non transsexual sex. Dunno why

>> No.3223312

>>3223296
Hmm, well then could I interest you in a year's worth of consensual sex in the missionary position between a genetically unrelated human man and women whom are off legal age?

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>>3223312

>> No.3223327

I want to see the beach one more time before I die.

>> No.3223331

>>3223327

Living near the beach is so tiring, I'd rather see it snow.

>> No.3223334

>>3223327
You're planning on killing yourself?

>> No.3223337

>>3223334
Oh no, not at all.

I'm dieing.

>> No.3223346

>>3223337
Dying? From what?

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>>3223337
Enjoy.

>> No.3223351

>>3223346
Super AIDs.

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>>3223346

Moeverdose. A terrible conditon that afflicts 4 out of every 10 weeaboos, with a 27% mortality rate. There is no cure.

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