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It's been an age since I last heard the ringing of a station bell.

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
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here kitty kitty

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>> No.32212613

>>32212561
dum fox

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>> No.32212672

>>32212590
Hello, kemono friend.

>> No.32212678

>>32212530

Magic is stored in those mushrooms. Do not pluck.

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>> No.32212734

>>32212698
Best elf

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>>32212734
Sexiest, most fuckable elf.

>> No.32212823

>>32212808
You disgust me, newfag

>> No.32212905

>>32212823
That's the scene of her lieutenant elf fucking her with a strapon, anon.

>> No.32212937

>>32212568

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

A CUTE!

What happens when you start sexually harassing the cute puppy?

>> No.32212975

>>32212937
She'll bite.

>> No.32213054

What if your wife started to pretend to prefer girls so you would dick her harder and also the girl she was pretending to want to fuck as well?

>> No.32213110

>>32213054

Why wouldn't she just ask me if I fancied the cute new Shoggy downstairs maid and would she like me to invite her up tonight?

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Which monster girl would be the best for headpatjobs?

>> No.32213139

>>32213110
She wants to make your dick harder than usual by pissing you off.

>> No.32213143

>>32212808
Can't argue with that.
>>32213054
As long as I can fuck her friend while my wife sits on her face.

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>> No.32213180

>>32212975

Niiiice.

>> No.32213187

>>32212530
That is one cool beetle

>> No.32213234

>>32213187
I don't like how her front legs just hang down like human legs.

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>>32213176
>Mamono priestess preying on a young boy
or
>Slutty human priest preying on a young incubus

>> No.32213268

Wikifag here, pastebin is kill, here's the new link.
https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>> No.32213277

>>32213054
I wouldn't mind drinking a potion that turns me into a trap.

>> No.32213301

>>32213268
It's already in the OP.

>> No.32213303

>>32213277
I don't see how that connects with the post you're replying to.

>> No.32213308

>>32213277
Go to y. This is the monstergirl thread not the faggot thread

>> No.32213337

>>32213259
Incubi aren't monsterboys

>> No.32213345

>Everyone is avoiding the nearby jungle because they are terrified of this elder dire Jinko that somehow got there from The Land of The Four Fiends
>Ignorant cowards, any educated man not living in Order territory knows monster girls are harmless
>People like that are the reason why so many dragons are lonely because they run away as far as they can when they hear that a dragon has settled nearby
>There is no need to be scared just because her claws can cut oaks like they were grass, is at least 8ft tall and pure muscle, her red eyes radiate pure bestial fury and her roars are like thunder and she can move so fast that it is difficult to even see her with naked eye.
>What a silly thing to be scared of.
>I will demonstrate how silly such fears are by going deep into the jungle, walking up to her, hugging and then petting her.

>> No.32213371

>>32213337
It wans't my intention to imply that. I was just making two different corruption scenarios with that picture.

>> No.32213378

>>32213054
That isn't how it works retard. Also there aren't any monstergirl lesbians because in mge they have fathers who care about them

>> No.32213381

>>32213308
What about crossdressing reverse trap monster girls riding guys' cocks with their pussies while teasing them about being gay since they like girls that look like boys?

>> No.32213409

>>32213381
Interesting scenario, the answer is you killing yourself in the near future

>> No.32213410

>>32213378
She's just pretending to be a lesbian.

>> No.32213433

>>32213410
Shame you aren't pretending to be a retard

>> No.32213568

>>32213303
Getting girly looks without going as far as actually turning into a girl. It wouldn't work because she'd be able to sense it, but I'd pretend I don't have the equipment to fuck her only to surprise her.

>> No.32213587

>>32213308
Being a trap and sticking your dick in a monster girl isn't gay.

>> No.32213617

What does the Wandering Scholar look like?

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>> No.32213669

>>32213617
We have no idea, but I'll wager he is either incredibly average/nondescript, or some kind of super scholar stereotype in appearance.

>> No.32213749

>>32213568
You're misunderstanding the original post you replied to, anon. That was about her pretending to be a lesbian so you would dick both her and the girl she's fucking harder.

>> No.32213784

>>32213617
Is he still in the abyss? I like the mental image of his little fairy nervously lighting the way through the encroaching darkness.

>> No.32213972

>>32213587
If you want to argue fag semantics go to y

>> No.32213996

>>32213749
Still applies.
>"Honey, I changed myself just for you, please stay with me."
>monster wife and her friend are in shock over what they see
>"PSYCH, GOOD OL' DICK IS STILL HERE"
>they get what they wanted

>> No.32214004

>>32213259
The latter. You're a young incubus hero just setting out on his adventure, but the human shrine priestess of a much higher level keeps appearing as a recurring boss and rapes you when she wins, and each time she appears she's a bit more corrupted.

>> No.32214016

Dressing like a chick is pretty gay, but dressing in a really revealing parody of normal male clothes to serve as eye candy for your Waifu would be pretty neat.

>> No.32214207

Why do so many of these
>Haha le nun incubus rape
Stories treat incubi like monsterboys. The premise is retarded and its the same thing every time

>> No.32214357
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>>32214207
Because nobody bothers to read the setting materials apparently.

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>>32214207
s-sorry

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I think I might’ve accidentally stolen a zombie already owned by a lich, what’s the punishment for stealing and using a zombie as a bodypillow/onahole? And could I just never report this and just wight her fast/hide her so no one can figure out she’s the stolen zombie?

>> No.32214440

>>32214207
They write what turns them on.

>> No.32214449

>>32214207
Because human women are usually nonentities in monstergirl settings. The idea of them being as aggressive as monstergirls is hot and them turning into monsters themselves is a plus.

>> No.32214453

You guys rarely talk about automatons.

>> No.32214469
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This thread needs more tomboys and muscle girls

>> No.32214575

>>32214469
I wonder how strong that thicc, juicy tail must be.

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>>32214469
>more muscle girls
Yes please.
>>32214416
If the Lich is married, she takes you in as her son-in-law and expects you to be responsible for your new Zombie wife. If she's single, you risk becoming a new test subject, she can do a lot with both you and that Zombie.

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>> No.32214748

>>32214469
That would be great.
I want to have her hug me slightly too hard just due to how happy she is to see me.

>> No.32214762

>>32214416
she already knows you stole her, might as well go whole hog

>> No.32214835

survey anon did you manage to further organize it?

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>>32214884
Fr me, it's the big goats.

>> No.32214940

>>32214416
>Lich finds out you stole a zombie
>She winds up using you and her as an experiment to gather data
>If she is unmarried she participates too
>Wind up with Wight and Lich wives

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>>32214884

>> No.32215008

>>32214884
I guess it's good Baphos always stay young then!

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>> No.32215129

>>32214884
>>32213119
>>32214985
I'm not seeing any monstergirls here

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>>32214469
Tomboy + msgk

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Dragon. Pussy.

>> No.32215525

>>32214469
You know what monsters make for great tomboys? Alps.

>> No.32215572

>>32215525
>You know what monsters make for great tomboys? Alps.
no thats freaking dumb

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>>32215469
I mean sure, but that doesn't look like a dragon to me. Where are the majestic horns and wings? The shining scales and powerful claws?

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>>32215525
I think the feminine alps are cuter.

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>>32215525
Disgusting.

>>32214839
WE! WANT! PORK!

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>>32212530
>"Ah Melinda, hello there. On break I assume? Well so far it seems hiring a monstergirl, let alone from an Extremist Demon Realm, isn't too bad... HOWEVER, let me just remind you that doing any of that corruption and monsterization activities your ilk does is ABSOLUTELY prohibited, Not only here in the workplace, but here in the state of Monroeville. Let me remind you, you are currently working here in the United Federation and in a United Fed city and thus you must follow the rules and laws of this country, m'kay? Now enjoy your break and you got thirty minutes left Melinda."

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>> No.32216273

so im seeing more more offtopic images than usual, did /monster/ lose their host again or whats happening?

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>>32215469
>Fire emblem shit

>> No.32216345

>>32216273
Influx of newfags for some reason

>> No.32216366

>>32216345
>for some reason
Vuber cancer is the reason.

>> No.32216400

>>32216218
Begone /tg/fag
>>32216273
>>32216345
it's just the boy spammer from /tg/, he comes and goes when he pleases and is responsible for a lot of the image posts with no text too. He'll get bored again soon.

>> No.32216407

>>32213268
Thank you, wiki

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So, how patriotic do you want your monsters?
doesnt have to be real world countries, they can take pride in their homelands

>> No.32216474

>>32216400
It will always baffle me how every single consistent thread on this site has at least 2 or more constant spammers who only shit up the thread despite being told countless times to fuck off or banned outright

>> No.32216563

>>32216345
>for some reason
it's from the hololive threads they attract a lot of people from YouTube to the board.

>> No.32216641

>>32216563
Yikes. E-celeb threads should either have their own board or be a bannable offence/get moved to trash

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TIME FOR A MEIDO B-B-B-BATTLE!

IN THIS CORNER OF THE RING , WE'VE GOT 2-TIME MEIDO BATTLE CHAMPION, KAWAII C-C-C-CRUSHER!

AAAAAAND IN THIS CORNER, SHE'S TOUGH, SHE'S MEAN, SHE'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN, KATAWAAAAAA JUUUUUDDDOOOOOO!

LADIES, CHOOSE! YOUR! IMPLEMENTS! AND MAY THE BEST MEIDO WIN!

>> No.32217093

>take the most alpha, biggest, meanest looking dire hellhound and dire jinko.
>feed them raging mushrooms
>and throw a very ripe, shy, virgin human between them

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How do spooder girls get this fluffy, and how much trouble will I get into if I go up to one and bury my face in her soft pink fur?

>> No.32217145

>>32214207
It's not actual rape, anon

>> No.32217225

>>32217093
I feel like Shirokuto(and Eros for that matter) would have to intervene because such an event would be destructive.

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Post your waifu and what song you would serenade her with from your favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FygIKsnkCw

>> No.32217266

>>32214453
What do you think about being owned by an automaton?

>> No.32217284

>>32217266
i welcome our new robot overlords

>> No.32217374

>>32217284
Your local demon realm might designate an automaton mistress to you as part of the "Ancient Warbot Retirement" program.

>> No.32217382

>>32217266
I want to be equal. Metal and flesh go well together. Also I want to watch Gundam with her.

>> No.32217604

>>32217093
>>32217225
I'm more interested in the aftermath of what happens if it's the human and only the human who gets the raging mushroom in this setup.

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Gonna be that guy that tries to out-fetish a jabberwock

>>32217243
I can think of no song more appropriate for my 'wock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt3S_98Jbx0

>> No.32217630

>>32214207
>>32214357
explain faggots. I say incubus because i know an incubus can turn human women into monstergirls. sorry if your to fucking stupid to make this assumption and can only read incubus as monsterboy.

>> No.32217694

>>32217129
1) Their devout belife in the Lady of Love, Eros. Her very presence is a blessing.
2) No, this encouraged. Please note that while Eros-onis are softer than their ushi counterparts, prolonged "love" will still leave you bruised and drained.

>> No.32217733

>>32217630
>sorry if your to fucking stupid
Now this is comedy.

>> No.32217841

>>32216467
>human boy gets taken by monsters, moved into demon realm and married off to a demon
>she constantly asks him how he likes it there
>swells with pride every time he tells her how much better it is to live in the realm
>gets visibly frustrated and angry when he mentions missing anything from the old country
>mutters about how he's just brainwashed by human propaganda and reaffirms that there's NOTHING better in human "civilization"
Be warry about pissing off jingoist demons. They'll show you the hard way that you're just an ignorant human who doesn't know how good he has it here.

>> No.32217852

Once a Selkie happened upon an old sailor, seeing that his home was in no shape to be a place to be lived in. The wood was corroded, waterlogged, and speckled with barnacles. Not unlike that of the ships that used to frequent the islands.

'O jolly sailor bold, why do you cry ever so?' She asked.

'I fear not the weather nor the sea, but I wonder if the dead of my crew remember me' He replied, his eyes wistfully staring into the brackish, dark waters as if from a thousand yards away.

>> No.32217862

>>32217733
i try.

>> No.32217902

Is futa allowed here?

>> No.32217905

>>32217613
I've seen selkies with less blubber than that. Get your wife to develop a salad fetish.

>> No.32217906

>>32217630
People are just misunderstanding or just shitposting. I have seen people acusing those types of greentexts/stories to be blacked fantasies or whatever. It's either projecting or they just don't like the maledom-oriented corruption stories. Just ignore it.

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>>32217630
>an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do.
>For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.
WGI, section on incubi.

>> No.32217954

>>32217902
No.

>> No.32217962

>>32217902
No.

>> No.32217991

>>32217906

>Maledom=Blacked
Where tf does this idea come from? It's fun to turn the tables on the monsters once in a while.

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>>32217905
No thanks. I wanna suffocate in a 'wock's cleavage when she lays on top me or when I walk face-first into her breasts

>> No.32218041

>>32217991
Because some people are so fucked by western pornography that they can't help it.

>> No.32218057

>>32217841
>be new living with fanatic demon wife in monster kingdom
>watch sunset every evening, she asks why, just say "reminds me of home"
>ask her to cook dishes from old country for dinner
>still say prayers to chief god before going to sleep with her

>> No.32218081

>>32217906
its not even maledom though. it mostly is femdom with the nun getting more aggressive and lewd before full corruption. At least when i fantasize it.

>> No.32218082

>>32217948
Not him, but there you go. My fantasies don't involve actual rape and the nuns or whatever are already monsterizing by the time any penetration happens. Also let's not forget the whole "fated lovers" thing MGE has going for it.

>> No.32218127

>>32217991
Burger culture and porn, duh. Their whole (((culture))) is centered around niggers

>> No.32218138

>>32217991
It's just retards

>>32218081
I mean that is all up to you. I was just describing my fantasy I guess. I enjoy femdom as well so your take might apply to my fantasy as well. It could be both.

>> No.32218158

>>32217954
>>32217962
Why?

>> No.32218161

>>32217948
Its not voluntary. When i talk about it i make it very clear at the start its some random lonely neet that incubised and then got captured. Its not him purposefully doing it.

>> No.32218188

>>32217902
No. The closest thing would probably be Tentacles.

>> No.32218231

>>32217902
No, /jp/ is a blue board. Try /d/

>> No.32218251

>>32218188
wouldnt slimes also count

>> No.32218256

>>32218161
I was wondering about that, but the reply chain didn't make it clear who was the "aggressor" in the situation.

>> No.32218259

>>32218158
For one, JP is a blue board. For two, no.

>> No.32218357

>>32218256
Then maybe i haven't made it to obvious. I like to imagine its some older/mature scarred battle nun capturing neetcubus man. the scenario can change from their and go a lewd direction or a cute learning to love way.

>> No.32218364

Be it monster or man, I am of the opinion haughty nobles belong with big brawny spouses of lower social standing. Preferably barbarians.

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>>32217243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

>> No.32218398

>>32218158
There are places where you can be openly gay, and places where you can be gay in denial. This is neither.

>> No.32218406

>>32218357
That's a good one. Battle nun succs are hot

>> No.32218483

>>32218364
Can't some be with scrawny peasants who they use as seats?

>> No.32218498

>>32217995
You're going to need a wurm to pull you out from that meat-mattress. I bet she rolls out of bed with you still stuck to her body sometimes.

>> No.32218512

>>32218158
it's yucky

>> No.32218518

>>32218483
>Ready to work

>> No.32218578

>>32218398
>MGE world is all about fulfilling fantasies
>But not that fantasy, it's icky :(

>> No.32218593

>>32218498
The absolute dream

>> No.32218629

>>32217902
>>32218158
>>32218578
Lurk more or get the fuck out newfaggot.

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>>32218578
You can fantasize about it, doesn't mean you should post it here.

>> No.32218652

>>32218578
Epic. You aren't fooling anyone.

>> No.32218664

>>32218578
It's just for the sake of keeping the thread at a certain standard of quality.
Most people here don't actually care if you like it, but they don't want you to post it here.

>> No.32218702

>>32218644
>Pic
I bet it is responding to some unicorn or houri complaining about how she treats her own husband.

>> No.32218756

>>32215129
the real monster girl turns out to be the journey you made all along

>> No.32218861

>>32218702
Unicorn:
>Manticores are evil, heartless bitches
>They treat their men like nothing more than cum pumps
>They abuse them and stab them with needles
>They show no love to their men
>They treat them like a cat treats their prey: teasing, sadistic, and harshly
Manticore:
>Yes

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>>32218861
Kek

>> No.32218948

>>32217613
Squish the dragon.

>> No.32219041
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Hey bros, writefag again. Want to write a couple of 'bad end' stories from the male perspective, since I have mostly been doing Maledom, and I don't wanna flood the board with my crap if it's off topic. I like malesub, just don't have that many ideas.

Suggestions for girl type, situation, and eventual fate of the guy much appreciated.

>> No.32219064

>parent teacher conference
>hakutaku teacher shows your waifu, you and her daughter's drawing of the family together
>she draws you naked with a massive cock with green stink lines coming off of it and cum shooting out
>she draws your waifu with tits the size of half her body
>she also drew her imaginary friend
>she looks awfully like kurofufuru

>> No.32219081

>>32218251
tetacles would still be closer as they're solid objects

>> No.32219086

>>32219041
cursed sword

>> No.32219131

>>32219041
Demon vs priest is a classic. You could also do a ancient evil mindflayer one.

>> No.32219149
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32219149

>>32219041
Indiana Jones-type adventurer runs into a Sphinx while delving, riddle game ensues.

>> No.32219178

>>32219041
>>32219149
*and finds that the fate for losing isn't as dire as he believes.

>> No.32219190

>>32219041
Graveyard chase with a ghoul

>> No.32219212

>>32219041
My first urge is to say hellhound since they're my favorite. How about living armor, or a dark Valkyrie? Innocent knight awakens an ancient suit of armor or a warrior from the past to defend his home from monster extremists but it backfires on him.

>> No.32219220

>>32219041
Man, when did writing monstergirl content become off topic? If you're responsible for the vampire greentext last thread, then it's more than welcome here. Threads probably not going to last the day anywho. And as for ideas...
>A ghoul that's usually in total control of her husband orally, but after he accepts a few potions from a totally not lilim, she's in for a night of oral she won't forget, with her 'bad end' being that she's hooked on getting facefucked.
And from the malesub perspective
>A shrirohebi's husband has been talking to one too many girls. The fact that he's a merchant and they're his customers doesn't matter. Cue an entire night of literal slowburn with shirohebi flames of jealousy, with the males 'bad end' being that he's hooked on getting burned by his wife.
And a wight story would be nice too : )

>> No.32219265

>>32219041
How about something with this >>32218357. Make the dude some classic who the nun sexually bullies him as a way to purify him. Obviously she can keep doing it after corrupting.
or i second this >>32219131.

>> No.32219301

>>32219265
i meant classic nerd/neet*

>> No.32219425

>>32219041
Exploring party getting chased by a hunting party of Ocelomehs

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32219513

>>32217902
If you are dumb enough to ask, you are clearly in the wrong place.

>> No.32219535

>>32219425
this but then the shota member is "sacrificed" to an uber CC panther god.

>> No.32219549
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32219549

>>32219041
Man takes refuge from blizzard in a cave, finds out there's already a sleeping Grizzly in there and accidentally wakes her up. Ends up having to spend rest of the winter there.

>> No.32219601

>>32219513
What happens if I call her a stupid goat?

>> No.32219643

>>32219549
That's a good end anon. cuddling with your grizzly waifu during hibernating months is a good bonding experience

>> No.32219675

>>32219601
Makes your stupid tongue do something useful for once.

>> No.32219710

>>32219601
she will immediatelly transform you into shota alp out of spite

>> No.32219720
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32219720

>>32219041
Extremely "hungry" monster, lots of fearboner material

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32219737

>>32219549
I was thinking something similar with a Yeti and her cabin, but a Grizzly is good

>> No.32219879

swimsuit monsters

>> No.32219912

>>32219041
Something with lilim I guess.
Something inspired by this bit under the "Space Creation Spell" from Sabbath Grimoire:

“This is our bedroom, where you and I will make love... This is the place to which you will return. You thought you opened the door to your own room...? No, no matter where you try to go, you'll always end up returning here... and coming back to me...”

~a lilim, a daughter of the mamono lord~

>> No.32219946

>>32219737
Yetis are known for being helpful while Grizzlies are more ferocious, so it's easier to see "bad end" coming with a Grizzly. Unless it's that stinky yandere Yeti again.

>> No.32219952

>>32219086
Need to read up on this one, not sure I understand the appeal

>>32219131
I LOVE mindflayers, gotta write up that idea about infinite punishment game where the man keeps losing and has his memories reset

>>32219149
Sphinx is cool, although Pharaoh seems like the obvious choice for a Bad End--what fate would the loser to a Sphinx suffer?

>>32219190
Got it, doomed to being devoured alive by horny zombies and nibbled by lascivious ghouls. Can do.

>>32219212
Ancient armor is so sweet tho! She just wants to keep him safe and strong and warm. Maybe a thief out to steal a priceless museum artifact is trapped inside the suit while it's on display?

>>32219212
What sort of terrible things to Hellhounds do to their prey? Its boring to just write "and they have sex over and over" something fun, but kinda humiliating, uncomfortable, or restrictive would be fun. Maybe they make you run through thr forest only to be hunted down, claimed, and *then* fucked

>>32219220
Thanks man, I'll see what I can do. Idea for the Wite story? I really wanna do a cheesy /pol/ joke about "Wite Power", but I'll save it for another board lol

>>32219265

I like the bullying option. As they both get corrupted, her bullying turns from shaming him for being a pervert to making him service her in increasingly degrading ways.

>>32219425

What happens when they fling you into the Kitty pit? Turned into a human (back)scratching-post? Or do the pretty kitties tease you first?

Might add some orgasm denial (both sides), mind control, hypnosis in, lemme know if you have any other ideas.

>> No.32219986

>>32219946

Grizzly and Yeti cousins ship a notorious Honey Thief (read: beekeeper) back and forth, taking turns punishing him for his insolence

>> No.32220048

>>32219952
>I like the bullying option. As they both get corrupted, her bullying turns from shaming him for being a pervert to making him service her in increasingly degrading ways.
If you do it then i can't wait! from warden to mistress!

>> No.32220057

>>32219601
She'll knock you out, and cast/draw a lewd crest while you're unconscious. When you wake up, not only she can control the lust and sensitivity of your body, but she can also control your orgasms (you know the standard crotch-tattoo trope)

>> No.32220106

>>32219041
What's your name? Always good to see someone sticking around.
As for prompts, I always like to be a little unorthodox with my choices. Why not something for a lesser known monster, like an invincible golem tracking a man down as he flees from her?

>> No.32220162

>>32219952
>Kitty pit
Dude this is doing things to me, just the words alone

>> No.32220180

>>32220106
No names, please. I learned my lesson about that years ago.

That golem idea is pretty beat, might work with Shirohebi even better.

Is there a type of monster that owns/controls multiple bodies or copies at once? Being captured by a hivemind sounds delicious

>> No.32220216

>>32220162

I learned that an easy way to immediately raise the heat level of any piece of writing is to come up with a phrase like that. For some reason, that bit of rhyming like "Kitty Pit" or "Cum Dumpster" tickles the brain just right.

>> No.32220267

>>32219952
>Kitty pit
Is that like this?
https://youtu.be/i3waAOcJkps

>> No.32220271

>>32220180
>Is there a type of monster that owns/controls multiple bodies or copies at once?
Not exactly, but the closest thing to this in MGE is Queen Slime.

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32220272

>>32219952
>what fate would the loser to a Sphinx suffer?
Incorrectly answering their riddles causes one to become progressively "cursed," resulting in the man falling hopelessly for the Sphinx and offering himself up to her. I suppose the specifics of what she does with him after that are up to you.
But in the end, the one who sought to plunder the ancient halls instead joins its inhabitants for good.

>> No.32220283

>>32220180
Not that anon, but the only one I can think of right now are slime queens

>> No.32220309

>>32220048

Name top 5 degrading sexual services she makes him do and I'll write it tonight.

>> No.32220311

>>32217852
Fuck off

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>> No.32220350

>>32220272
I seem to remember her caption being she wasn't very good at riddles but chooses to physically prevent her prey from answering.
I like loopholes.

>> No.32220360

>>32217948
What if the wife's a bicorn who wants him to rape human women?

>> No.32220369

>>32220334
Exceptionally based

>> No.32220388

>>32220267
God that looks so comfy

>> No.32220438

>>32220267

Oh, man, that looks peak /comfy/. Its always nice seeing big cats like this.

This is definitely the good end, unless the roles are reversed--hero is stripped naked, flung onto cold concrete, and is forced to snuggle up to keep warm...

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32220451

>Lilim's POV: Extremely tender slow burn sex
>Anon's POV: Almost mind shattering experience that makes him feel that if he lets his guard down her pussy will suck out his soul.

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>>32220350
Well, nothing states that they're BAD at riddles, but they do seem to enjoy charging seemingly-innocuous questions with their riddle power.
Watch your words carefully around them.

>> No.32220481

>>32218158
Because the author of the main work talked about around here doesn't like futa, so there are more anti-futa anons here.

>> No.32220492

>>32220309
>Cunnilingus
>Edging handjob/thighjob/blowjob/titjob/sex
>Amazon Press/Reverse Mating Press
>bondage sex/tied up sex
>I cant think of a last one sadly.

>> No.32220495

>>32220180
>No names, please. I learned my lesson about that years ago.
Do you post everything as an Anon?
If you're doing a hivemind, you could have a slime be an entire dungeon. Her voice echoes through every corridor as she oozes through the stone to chase him through a maze. Hundreds of voices whispering to him, each telling him how they'll violate him in a new way.

>> No.32220539

>>32220451
>Ah~ Look at him twitch! So cute, so delicate. I love you too, dearest husband~

>AAAAHHHHH MY SOUL IS FLYING OUT MY COOOOOOCK!

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>>32218398
>>32218644
Futa is a vanilla fetish nowadays.

>> No.32220555

>>32220495
Wouldnt that be better if its was a dorome?

>> No.32220578

>>32220555
You could say that about anything, though.

>> No.32220593

>>32219041
write something about a cheshire cat bullying a nerd too much the nerd attemps to commit suicide but the cheshire cat stops him

>> No.32220633

>>32220578
True, but i meant more for that scenario specifically.

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32220649

>>32220593
This.

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32220684

>>32218188
>>32218251
>>32219081
Don't forget tongues.

>> No.32220712

>>32219041
Dairy farm revolt where Ol' Farmer McAnon becomes the milked

>> No.32220726

>>32220649
Why was the file deleted?

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32220751

>>32214469
NEED

>> No.32220773

>>32220726
Anon meant to post a Cheshire smugcat but accidentally posted a stupid, dumb, useless goat?

>> No.32220830

>>32220751
>I've mounted the monster.

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32220837

>>32219149
I'm just trying to fish and dig up fossils she needs to leave me alone and stop showering me with her used t shirts

>> No.32220868

>>32220837
Heh, if you're just trying to dig up fossils, you wouldn't "accidentally" wander into a sacred tomb, would you, thief.

>> No.32220896

>>32220837
>showered with her sweaty chest wrappings
Yeah, sounds like a real nuisance...haha...

>> No.32220902

>>32220495

>Do you post everything as Anonymous?
Yes. Namefagging/tripfagging is almost always gay. If what I post is worth reading, itsy worth reading on its own merits

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32220908

>>32214469
What about tomboy muscle girls getting ryona'd?

>> No.32220930

>>32220712

Kek, I love it

>> No.32220942

>>32220461
He means that specific Sphinx.

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>> No.32220978

>>32220902
not that anon but I want to call you a cute nickname like promptwriteranon or something

>> No.32220985

>>32220751
pickle can eat shit and die, bazelgeuse is better

>> No.32220988

>>32220492

Public masturbation/exhibitionism, forced breastfeeding, tease and denial.

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32220989

>>32220942
Ah, I didn't know that had a caption.
Muscle Sphinx has to get creative I suppose.

>> No.32220993

>>32220555
>>32220633
>an adventurer is running through a dungeon trying to escape, hopelessly lost
>he's desperate, with his last torch almost completely burnt down
>finally comes within sight of the entrance
>once again the ground shakes, accompanied with the same laughter echoing around him that's been haunting him since he entered
>at the same time, the daylight flowing in from outside slowly winks out
>he realizes too late that the reason he's lost was that the dungeon's layout has been changing each time
>as the last bit of natural light leaves him, he feels the soft mud flow up around his feet, drawing him down to the ground and pulling him back deeper into the dungeon

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>>32220978

Writefag is fine.

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32221060

Do Mamono Knights have a chivalric code?

>> No.32221070

>>32220993

Nice, only the whole Dungeon is actual a gargantuan Mimic, old as Mountains, and ferociously hungry for young Hero semen. Naturally, she has a few hundred mini-Mimic "Daughters" who are eager to use him like the helpless boy-toy he is.

>> No.32221167

>>32220976
those claws arent natural are they?
what kind of wicked animal would hurt such a beautiful creature!

>> No.32221177
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32221177

We're not sex objects, we're humans with real emotions! This egregious violation of our basic rights will not go unpunished!
And I most certainly will NOT oil your back!

>> No.32221252

>>32221177
We're humans with real emotions and really slappable asses!

>> No.32221264

>>32221167
She's just wearing wolverine claws. She likes to wear weird things... I mean... she even used bandages around her eyes to, and I quote, "suppress the uncontrollable magic energy in my other eye". What a chuuni dork!

>> No.32221270

>>32221177
If you don't oil her back you'll be written a ticket for public indecency.

>> No.32221299

>>32221070
>the hero had a special item gifted to him that can teleport him away to a town if he finds himself in a dangerous situation he can't get himself out of
>the town is a mimic

>> No.32221335

>>32221299
What a big mimic!

>> No.32221339

I want to dump fat loads in my Anubis boss in the bathroom while we're late for a meeting.

>> No.32221370

>>32221339
Ew, how indecent.

>> No.32221472
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32221472

Does your toned waifu make you punch her gut to help harden her abs?

>> No.32221582
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32221582

>>32221472
No, abs are for ruining with babies

>> No.32221652

>>32221582
Exactly.
Would love to see my muscle werewolf wives soften up due to multiple itters.

>> No.32221664

>>32221472
Yes, but I don't immediately go full power. I gradually increase my power until she stops me because I don't want to make her faint by a liver punch.

>> No.32221686

>>32220993
this is actually terrifiyng, would not wife

>> No.32221759

>>32221686
It's just like exploring an ero-trap dungeon anon. Only this time the dungeon is specifically catered for you by your wife!

Don't worry though, I'm sure she'd happy have gentle cuddle sex with you if you eventually pass out to exhaustion

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>>32221582
Do not. That's horrible.

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32221893

Tied snek.

>> No.32222013

>>32221177
>tfw no stern military demon officer boss to order me to oil her back

>> No.32222029

>>32221848
delete this at once!
the baphs are gonna get angry!

>> No.32222262

>>32221013
it makes me wonder, what do mosnter girl farts smell like? would your wife smell good even if you hate the very concept of brapfagging?

>> No.32222283

>>32221177
I'd love a demon to just molest me sporadically through-out the day. Gonna oil and knead that tail base to tip.
Unrelated but what's a group of demons called, a corporation?

>> No.32222370

>>32222262
>>>/trash/
Fuck off retard

>> No.32222449

>>32222262
Why are you wondering something like that? Why not wonder about how her body odors a reeking of sweet, concentrated pheromones?

>>32222283
I think they're called a legion

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32222450

Eyepatch wolf wants to play with you.

>> No.32222527

>>32222449
>>32222283
Legion or court. Legion is pretty solid though

>> No.32222532

>>32222262
Monster girls don't fart!

>> No.32222556

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>> No.32222558

>>32222283
A legion

>> No.32222599

>>32222556
Why would you say that?

>> No.32222630

>>32222450
Sure let's play basketball, loser will need to do whatever the winner chooses. Oh, and don't remove the eyepatch it looks cute on you. What? Depth perception? Eh, it's unnecessary. It's not like you're blindfolded or anything right? It's fair game

>> No.32222659

>>32222599
Because he can't take it anymore

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32222665

>>32221060
For my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, for all eternity.
Husbands are expected to take a similar oath to their Knight wives.

>> No.32222814

>>32222665
>I give my body, heart and soul, to the Husband whom I seek. No plea for help shall find me wanting. No obstacle will stand before me. No evil will taint the lands bequeathed unto me. When the clarion call is sounded, I will ride out and fight in the name of Liege and Lady. That which is sacrament, I shall preserve. That which is sublime, I will protect. That which threatens, I will pacify, for my love will know no bounds. Honour is all. Chivalry is all. Rejoice, for we, the Knights of Lilith... will be your shield.

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>>32222029
Actually I hear Sabbath races take pregnancy fairly well. Must be their magic.

>> No.32222901
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32222901

Having violent, loud, wet-smacking, pregnant-risking sex in public with a raiju stranger spreading her pussy out to any takers!

>> No.32222919

>>32212590
pspspspspsp

>> No.32223050

>>32220988
those all work yes.

>> No.32223054
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32223054

Who's the breadwinner in your relationship?

>wife is a big 6'10" hellhound
>works security at a local sperm bank
>regularly has to crack the skulls of wannabe bank robbers
>doesn't let me work. Have to stay at home and raise our 6 kids

>> No.32223077

>>32221893
>Anon captures grape snake
>Presents her to the pharaoh expecting a reward
>Grants anon a place in her court and has the apophis dragged to the dungeons
>But something doesn’t sit right with the pharaoh
>Even if she is her mortal enemy it would be cruel to leave her alone for the rest of eternity
>Plus she wouldn’t try to escape if she’s too busy being pleasured and it might prove useful to have apophises under her command against her scheming sisters
>Commands anon to follow her to her cell and breed her
>Anon couldn’t refuse even if he wanted to
>Later that night the pharaoh heads to the dungeons to make sure anon is properly breeding her would be usurper
>Commanding him from beyond the bars to cum deep inside her
>Records the whole thing and wonders if she should post it on pharaohhub

>> No.32223227

>>32223054
Jinko as a Corporate level Management member.
Then me in IT.
Cheshire last for streaming/child-care

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32223296

>Trust me, I'm a princess.

>> No.32223322

>>32220684
I want an Akaname girlfriend!
Getting the insides of my throat licked with her dextrous tongue!
Enduring her torture as she uses her lapper to stroke all over my shaft while squeezing the base to deny me the pleasure of cumming!
Having her tongue mercilessly stimulate prostate while your body helplessly convulses orgasm after orgasm!
Struggling against her ropey tongue with my arms bound upright and mouth gagged by her while she continues to have post-orgasm sex with my oversensitive cock!

What a perfect wife

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32223409

>>32222901
Smack, smack, smack, bang, bang, bang,
*Krrrzzztttt*
"AAAAHHHN~"
squelch, squelch, smack, smack, byukun~

>> No.32223416

>>32222283

Very based. Remember to pull from the base, not the end, and never bend the tail back on itself. Oil from base to tip, and kneed the blade with both thumbs from base up and outward. When she start moaning loudly and wriggling, you'll know you're doing it right. It's a great time to ask for any special treats or privileges you might want, she's totally helpless while you have your hands on her tail.

>> No.32223433

>>32222659
Take what anymore?

>> No.32223451

>>32223322
this but mucus toad gf.

>> No.32223473

>>32221339
Very based. Being relegated to "Executive Assistant" for a senior executive Anubus sounds awesome.

>> No.32223475

>>32223077
>pharaohhub
Pharaohs are sacred demigods! They don't degrade themselves by watching disgusting, debauched videos!

>> No.32223489

>>32223296
Oh yeah, where’s your crown and poofy dress then?

>> No.32223505

>>32222901
>>32223409
Which monster girl is better for forced orgasms through electrostimulation? The punk thunderbird or the "saint" raiju?

>> No.32223525
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>> No.32223540

>>32223505
Saint Raiju. Seems more their style.

>> No.32223548

>>32223077
>Anon couldn’t refuse even if he wanted to

Well he could if he rejected the command from the bottom of his heart, but I guess that's beside the point.

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>> No.32223570

>>32223475
Ah, but you're assuming they watch the videos. They might just be the ones uploading them.

>> No.32223579

>>32223077
>implying the pharoahs order wasnt what i wanted.
Gunna fill up and make that apophis into a house wife.

>> No.32223592

>>32223548
What would happen then?

>> No.32223604

>>32223054
We work together. She is an Demon Army liaison officer and I would be her personal assistant.

>> No.32223628

>>32223592
She'll pick someone else to be the lucky one-in-a-million who gets to wife the grapesnek.
If it doesn't work it was clearly not meant to be.

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>>32223054
We both serve the same Sabbath branch. Mostly just magical engineering these days since man and monster settled down. We usually work on separate projects, but come together when we need a "recharge" or just can't figure something out and need a little help.

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>>32212530

>> No.32223887

>>32223054
She gets paid very handsomely to do wacky magic science experiments, househusband is my ideal career path anyway.

>> No.32223929

>>32223433
They will never be real none of this will

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>>32222283
>>32223416
I want to tie up a demon in a stimulation machine

pic related, of course

>> No.32224040

>>32223054
I wonder how many anons would secretly become camwhores

>> No.32224247

>>32224040
What's secret about it?

>> No.32224327

>>32224247
Your address, presumably.

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>>32223054
>harem includes creeping coin
>just bang her until coins fall out of her tits any time we need money

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>>32224040
>Anon’s workout stream
>Hitting maxes as onis, ogres, hellhounds, jinkos, etc. chuckle at how comparatively weak he is
>Chiding him on his form demanding he squat deeper
>Tells him to take his shirt off since it’s soaked in sweat
>Call him pudgy despite only having 13% body fat
>Demands for his address so they can be his private trainer
>Ask him when he’s going to do his shower stream

>> No.32224692

>>32224040
Man, I absolutely would be a twitch thot if it meant I could make money playing vidya or playing table top games.

>> No.32224706

>>32224401
But they're counterfeit. Once you get found out you'd be dragged straight to monster jail

>>32224466
Very nice. The thought of being a popular streamer lusted by monsters really amuses me

>> No.32224757

>>32223979
why are you leaving her breasts and pussy unattended, you monster

>> No.32224824

>>32224466
Anon should pop a raging mushroom when his address is leaked to show them who the weak ones are.

>> No.32224943

>>32224824
consuming performance-enhancing drugs is illegal in a sportive wrestling match

>> No.32224959

>>32224040
Secret be damned, sex streams would be a common family activity.

>> No.32225121

>>32217902
I hate you like your parents hate you.

>> No.32225293

>>32224943
Sounds like those monsters are too scared to enter the squared circle against an actual challenge. A Pity I'd actually watch Monster Girl Wrestling Federation.

>> No.32225593

>>32224706
I'd love to make offhand remarks about how I've always liked a manticores smile or how I wonder what it's like to touch a slime or how good a bunyip hug might really feel.

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White Horn-san gets lewd around Christmas time
http://imgbox.com/nCwBOK0O

>> No.32225829

>>32223979

Oh, that's precious. I guess she'll think twice before putting on haughty airs and flicking her tail in front of your nose while you're trying to work.

>> No.32225897

>>32218498
Absolutely nothing wrong with being stuck to a Wock's body
What's even better is spending a whole day stuffed inside her clothes, face trapped between her breasts even as she's interacting with her Hatter and Cheshire friends

>> No.32225909

>>32225722
Cute pixel tits.

>> No.32226151

>>32224943
street rules!

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Kiki found my shog porn

>> No.32226463

how to bonk the horny out of monster daughter?

>> No.32226652

>>32226403
Any slavs around here willing to translate?
I'm too lazy to whip out my phone for google translate ocr sorry

>> No.32226730

>>32226463
how old is she? is she reaching the age of maturity yet? maybe it's about time you help her find a potential husband

>> No.32227105

>>32226403
with your dick

>> No.32227132

>>32225897
>Absolutely nothing wrong with being stuck to a Wock's body
Anon, you'd be screaming for a break as the post orgasm torture melts your brain to mush. Being stuck there for *DAYS* or even *WEEKS* is true horror

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>>32223054
>Shirohebi works as kindergarten teacher
>I work a boring office job
>before we met I whored myself to pay for college and was in adult movies doing all sorts of filthy degrading shit for dominant mgs on camera, but she doesn't have to know that

>> No.32227572

What girls would be the best singers?

>> No.32227622

>>32227572
Sirens and harpies i imagine

>> No.32227630

>>32227132
That's the beauty of sex with a MGE girl, even if the pleasure is enough to knock you unconscious you'll always want to experience more.

>> No.32227673

>>32227483
If it was with monsters that stuff gets engraved in your mana. She knows.

>> No.32227764

>>32227673
..Should I be worried then? She'd know I had sex with other mgs before I met her, not the specifics

>> No.32227827

>>32227764
Unless she's got a time machine you're good. She probably doesn't have a time machine.

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>>32224040
>>32227483
you guys really do just wanna be thots yourselves, don't you?

>> No.32228290

>>32227949
I don't, I just assume most of you guys are sluts

>> No.32228439

>>32227949
>"..I'm done trying to mess around with hellwans, manticores, ogres...I'm ready for a quiet loving life with a lizardman, a relationship where we can truly cherish each other."

>> No.32228528

>>32227827
But hypothetically speaking, what if she does?

>> No.32229124

>smug monster catches a man
>gloats about how badly she's going to break him
>puts his dick in
>she immediately passes out from the pleasure
How embarrassed would she be if her friends found out?

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>Another story for my set of fapfics that I'm not allowed to make public on pastebin but will be uploaded to TFT when I am finished.
“I never get used to this” Rayner muttered as he entered the sewer. His assignment was to assassinate the Orc Princess commanding the defense of this fortress, which was why he was now entering the fortresses sewer to get inside. The unpleasantness of the sewers smell was however dampened by the fat purse he would earn for his target’s death. 4000 gold crowns for his primary target and other smaller bounties for her officers.

A short walk through the sewers and he had failed his mission. A mass of slime dropped down on him from the ceiling, clinging to his body. Each part that he managed to tear off would quickly reunite with the whole and even more slime was dripping onto him. His twin daggers wouldn’t do anything to the slime either, there were no organs to slice, veins to sever or hide to cut open.

The slime clung to and flowed over his body. He didn’t want to think about what substances it had been soaking in. An occasional green foamy bubble of varying size drifted off the slime into the air before popping.

Not even a full suit of plate armor could keep the slime off someone’s skin, let alone the light cloth armor he wore. It easily squeezed through gaps or soaked through to touch his skin, distracting him with a not entirely unpleasant stimulation.

As more and more slime dripped onto his body, the weight was starting to pull his body to the ground, forcing him onto his back. For a moment he considered an incendiary tool but quickly discarded the idea. Igniting the slime while it was clinging to him would be suicide.

As he tried to think of a solution, the slime became more active, vibrating on his body and producing more bubbles, which tickled him. More of the slime moved above his chest and started to form a more defined shape. Starting with the head, a green woman formed on top of him, her voluptuously shaped body rubbing against him. Once fully formed, she straddles his waist with the slime below restraining his limbs. Laying on his back like this, Rayner can’t help his eyes wandering towards her wide curves as the Bubble Slime looks down at him with a hungry lick of her lips.

Her slime pulls down his pants and solidifies slightly around his cock. Then, she lies on top of him, pressing her ample breasts against his chest, sandwiching him between her plush body and the bubbling pool he is resting on. With her face inches away, she gazes lovingly into his eyes and then presses her lips against him. Rayner tries to keep his mouth from being invaded but the slime easily slips through his lips and teeth, giving him an invasive and deep kiss that pours a gentle stream of her fizzy goo down his throat, slowly filling his body with warm melty heat as he is forced to either gulp it down or choke. The slime’s taste would be more appropriate for a gourmet desert instead of from slime coating a sewer, a delicious mix of sweet and sour flavor.

The slime rubs herself up and down his body, soaking through his clothes so that he might as well be naked. Her slick form slowly makes a foamy coating of bubbles as she slides across him, her hips rotating in slow teasing circles. Rayner is left softly moaning into her mouth as the pleasure mounts, tingling bliss trailing across his skin as every bit of his body is rubbed and massaged by the slime. His dick can’t resist twitching as the slime around it rubs and teases it.

>> No.32229346

>>32229124

>He agrees to limo around the house and moan conspicuously during the cocktail party so her friends think she's really good at breaking men.

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>>32229341
Then the slime starts to swing her thick hips, slamming them down on his rigid member and making it throb with every wet impact. Rayner shivers as the waves of pleasure melts his thoughts away and he is caressed all over in her embrace.

“Mphfwa- don’t hold back honey. Mphml- pour it all inside me.” Rayner’s eyes start to roll as she deepens the kiss at the end of her words, his dick throbbing and spasming with each meeting of their hips, her slick tits rubbing against his chest while her slime pool massages his limbs and back.

All his thoughts dissolve away in a single instant of bubbling ecstasy as she slams her hips down in a jiggly impact and his cock erupts inside of her, flooding her with cum that she eagerly absorbs while idly gyrating her hips, making him twitch from excessive stimulation as she kisses him senseless. With a loud smack she finally ends the make out session. Rayner looks up at her dazed and smiling with pleasure, his dick throbbing inside of her as she keeps him sandwiched between her plush body and the gooey pool.

“Mmmm… You’re so delicious. I want more.” Rayner gasps as she bounces her hips again and locks him in a new kiss, leaving him shivering with delight as she dominates his mouth. His thoughts are left fizzing and bubbling with pleasure from her aphrodisiac and her rocking waist pumps his rigid cock with her slime. The sounds of their lovemaking wetly echo through the sewers and Rayner spaces out amidst the haze of pleasure, the bubbling massage drawing all the aching tension to his twitching dick as it submits to the swing of her hips.

Rayner groans in delight as her mating press milks another load of seed from his balls. The slime only purrs happily and rides his length, rubbing her luscious body against him and drowning him in affectionate kisses. Every bit of Rayner goes slack in her slimy embrace except for his dick. Lovingly massaged all over by her goo, her voluptuous body rubbed against his chest and her hips bouncing on his twitching manhood, his thoughts dissolve into a melting puddle of unrelenting pleasure.

As the next orgasm washes through him in a tingly wave, Rayner’s cock spasms excitedly as it pours another fresh load into her body. Instead of resisting, Rayner is now returning her gooey kisses, letting himself melt away in her slick, bubbly embrace.

“Mph- that’s it honey. Mphfwa- give me every drop.” Rayner groans into her mouth as she shakes her waist at a faster tempo, the soft insides of her sticking to his length as she pumps it, wringing another load out of him. Rayner sighs in contentment as the waves of orgasmic bliss wash over him in steady waves.

With a blissful, intoxicated smile on his face, he pours load after load into her as she lovingly caresses him, and her hips swing down again and again, even after he drifts into unconsciousness.

Having shown her husband, the love she can provide, the Bubble Slime signals to the monsters on the surface to help bring her husband back above ground. It’ll take time to get him to abandon killing for money but she’s sure they’ll be a good couple.

>> No.32229459

>>32229124
What about if the man passed out immediately too? Simultaneous Instant Loss

>> No.32229514

>Mouse wife found my old Redwall collection

>> No.32229578

>>32229514
Swordfighting roleplay with your wife. Winner gets to be on top

>> No.32229736

>>32229341
>>32229371
Good stuff m8.

>> No.32229780

>>32229341
>>32229371
Really great stuff Anon! Bubble slimes need more love.

>> No.32229893

bapho
https://twitter.com/SuikaMoeko/status/1349877828993441793?s=20

>> No.32230049

>>32229341
>>32229371

Very nice--he should have known better than to use the sewer route without bringing lighting magic

>> No.32230411

never get drunk at a black mass
in fact, don't accept any drinks by any little girls at the black mass
you know what, just bring your own capri-sun or something idk kids love to suck on that shit dry

>> No.32230509

>be watching horror movie scene
>a guy is walking down a dark alley with a paper bag
>jump scare as a sabbath loli pops out and knocks him to the ground
>the bag flies out of his hands, causing the magazines inside to spill out, but the little monster pays them no mind
>proceeds to taunt him about how there's no escape before short sex scene happens
>after he cums, she taunts him one last time, saying "You're my husband now~"
>immediately after she says that, she feels a pulse deep inside herself
>something is wrong
>she can feel something changing inside of her, but what?
>violin sting as she notices the magazines he dropped
>'Mega Milfs Vol. 34, Old and Busty July Edition, Aged Like Wine Monthly'
>terror crosses her face as her own mana rebels against her, reshaping her to match her new man's tastes
>"No, No! I won't become one of 'them'!"
>uses all of her will power to force the changes to revert
>breathes a sigh of relief as her body begins to calm down
>only to be horrified when the wave of mana resurges, rapidly changing her body
>she's unable to stop it
>all she can do is cry out in horror of what's happening as the camera pans away
>when the scene cuts back, there is no sabbath loli, only a buxom older women with a body that could only be described as 'fertile'
>you're sitting there the entire time wondering how this is supposed to be a scary movie

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>> No.32230587

>>32229893
You can either lewd the loli or she's going to lewd you.

>> No.32230598

>>32226403
>"Happy?"
>"Very well. Now be a good guest and rid us of your company please."
>"Should I take my broom and help?"
>"Filthy orderlite."

>> No.32230763

>>32230598

I like shogg/kiki dynamic.

Kiki is brilliant but high-strung, whereas Shoggy is phlegmatic and self-assured. Kiki would be the girl to plan a big elaborate outing, only for it to rain halfway through. Shoggy would be the one to suggest a comfy movie afternoon instead cuddled on the couch.

It's kinda funny how I immediately know how these characters would work narratively in a given situation.

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>>32212530

>> No.32230909

>>32230509

Kek

>>32230783

Queen of the Night randomly shoeing up at 9 pm to scarf down your leftover chinese food, snag two beers and pick up P2 on BOOM: Everlasting for an hour. You're not sure who this woman is or why she's here, but she IS kinda cute, and she absolutely KILLS in Co-Op. You're wracking your brains to remember where you know her from, and whether you know her well enough to spend thr night...

>> No.32230943

Wurm is the kind of monster that thinks blue fire means it feels cold as opposed to orange fire feeling hot, which is why her retard-sitter forbids her not to go near the stove in the kitchen.

>> No.32230977

>>32230509
You got me thinking about a werecow baphomet who hides her shame at turning into a vicious cow every full moon.

>> No.32231023

>wild blue-haired asian girl masturbates in public and starts an electric fire in 3 nearby buildings.

>> No.32231035

>>32230943
>MG world is implied to be a softcore utopia unless explicitly stated otherwise
>gas stoves

>> No.32231164

>>32231035
you could come up with a peaceful way to invent gas stoves

>> No.32231264

>>32231035

It's a foam world. Dangerous things exist, but the actual risk presented is only minor. You could put your hand in the fire and only get a first degree burn. Sword cuts are shallow, and rarely take more than a few days to heal. A fall from 10 stories will know the wind out of you or break an ankle. The biggest danger is you being kidnapped by a giant furry tarantula girl and dragged down into her lair to serve as her new favorite chew-toy

>> No.32231496

>>32230909
I need a tomboy monster like this.
>somehow always manages to show up when you feel the most lonely
>order pizza and watch kung-fu movies like Cum-Pow: Enter the Womb
>asks if she can crash on your couch afterwards, or if you don't mind letting her share your bed

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Robots have fashion, I guess

>> No.32232313

Is it normal for a hellhound to want to tattoo a paw mark on your body?

>> No.32232361

>>32232313
>tattoo
Somewhat unusual. The traditional option is a brand, although a dark insignia is also a possibility

>> No.32232387

The dark elves' slave trade has branches across every corner of the world. It's possible you get a nice anubis mistress that rapes you lovingly with her muscular strength if you end up on sale to the desert region's slave catalog

>> No.32232621

Do a social experiment where you turn into a shota and hang out at a demon realm playground and see if any middle-aged dark mages, hakutakus, bogeys or onee-san titanias are stalking you like a pedo

>> No.32232747

>>32232621
They'll be able to tell your actually an old man from your spirit energy.

>> No.32232788

>>32232747
Yeah, little boys don't have such thick <3, stuffy spirit energy. Cute of you to try and make yourself so portable in the process, though...

>> No.32232813

>>32232747
Men love lolis because they behave and think like a grown woman, I think shotacon prefer boys that are smart men on the inside

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>>32219041
I'm trying to write this as a story and post it to Touch Fluffy Tail but I was thinking what about a modern times setting story about a yandere inari who abducts a male to confess too, but it turns out the male already had a crush on her, plus loves being dominated, completely catching the inari off guard?

The story would be a love story about funny and sweet situations the two find themselves, usually involving the male reining the inari's more destructive yandere tendencies (say, plotting the deaths of other girls) while enduring, both to his enjoyment and to his limits, the kinky yandere imprisonment games the inari has for him?

>> No.32233436

>>32219041
Portals open in Germany, Bundeswehr squad and their foreign attache go to help defend, squad is "wiped out", attache wounded by friendly fire with the French, female squad leader is hit with several Manticore spines, attemps to drag attache all the way back to their FOB but ends up monsterizing halfway there. Lives in cave with the attache for a few months until they're found by a mamono patrol. Brought back into society before finding out that both sides (human and mamono) came to an agreement as they both essentially had guns pointed at each other's head, so to speak. This any good?

>> No.32233736

>>32232747
And maybe other hints too…
>"Nice try, 'kid'."
>"W-what do you mean, ma'am?"
>she grabs your junk
>"Not many brats packing a bulge this big. But don't worry. I'd be happy to play along with a little pervert like you~"

>> No.32233877

>>32230763
Cringe.

>> No.32234065

>>32232813
>Alices

>> No.32234389

>>32230943
She's a dragon, she can handle fire.

>> No.32234420

>>32230909
I want to play Halo with my nurari mistress

>> No.32234728
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?Their night face is very sadistic. Men are bound by their threads, and will release semen inside of them while unable to move. Seeing the orgasmic, yet pathetic, expressions of such men entrances them.

>> No.32235004

>>32234728
i'm more of a tarantula guy

>> No.32235132

>>32229736
>>32229780
>>32230049
Any constructive criticism?

>> No.32235160

>>32232865
Sounds good

but usually yanderes only abduct their male after their confession is rejected
maybe this male spilled his spaghetti when confessed by the fox, only to be interpreted as a love rejection by the monster
or maybe the male already knows about her love and her yandere tendencies, so he pretends to refuse her love because he expects to be kidnapped?

>> No.32235215

>>32221472
No but I do it anyway.

>> No.32235253

>>32235215
Why would you do that!? How does she react to it?

>> No.32235373
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>>32235253
Gets her in a fighting mood.

>> No.32235430

>>32235373
It doesn't startle her face at all?

>> No.32235446

>>32234728
I want to pretend to be distressed and struggle harder so she will bind me tighter

>> No.32235492

>>32235446
Does that mean she will bind you lighter if you stay still?

>> No.32235508

I want a flatfish nun

>> No.32235520

>>32235430
She can take it.

>> No.32235564
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Kunoichi!

>> No.32235817

>>32235132
Probably build more details into the settings. Something like a flashback on what his plan is, how long he planned this, planned method of murder (to which you can then explain his outfit or gear into more detail)

you can also build more details about the sewers, how the walls are overgrown with moss and mold, the sounds of leaking water dripping into puddles, the chilly but also damp air, etc

considering how the guy is pretty experienced in his line of work (I just assumed it from his first line), i'd think that he would bring a gask mask or a water-breathing ring to suppress the smell. Of course, our cute bubble slime will take it off (or rip it off... or melt it off) once she realizes that her aphrodisiac gas didn't work on him

this one is probably personal preference, but I just like it when the main character struggled more before he eventually submit. Something like drowning his head in lust, but the slime mischievously only edges him without letting him over. It would be fun to see how he'd be helpless and finally break as he begs for release (after all, assassins have a strong heart. They are trained to handle torture and interrogation. But as they train their bodies to pain, they become susceptible to pleasure)

Honestly though, it's up to you anon. I'm still a new inexperienced greentext writer after all

>> No.32235924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhVwaPfhHM

>> No.32236022

>>32235564
would whant to hear the story of green...while i fuck blue

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Can you imagine if a Black Harpy was really a BLACK Harpy?
https://youtu.be/CNgOqNNWLQ4?t=242

>> No.32236215

>>32236022
how about red? you just gonna ignore that poor girl?

>> No.32236470

>>32235564
Red is cute. CUTE.

>> No.32236486

>>32236215
She can come back when she's grown a little.

>> No.32236554

>Licking the inside of a bapho's mouth

>> No.32236696

>>32236554
>cute little bapho bites it off

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Are bats still quarantined?

>> No.32237203

>>32235492
She'd certainly be displeased if you maintain a calm, poker face as she makes her way with you. For that reason, she'd try to tease and pleasure you harder, longing to see you break your emotionless face into a pathetic ahegao. Though, I'd reckon that she'd grow disinterested of you if you managed to maintain calm expression throughout the night.

>> No.32237236

>>32237129
Of course not! Bats were framed for the whole thing all along!

>> No.32237304

>>32237129
it was pangolin meat

>> No.32237442

>>32228439
>not settling down with a hellwan

>> No.32237802
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>>32237236
>>32237304
Damn sluts.

>> No.32237861
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Big sweaty monster for big sweaty sex.

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>>32236696
I wouldn't even be mad. The 5 seconds of tasting her mouth would be more than worth it

>> No.32237914

>>32237203
What if you still don't flinch at all?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/238951

>> No.32238608

>>32237914
Then she may reconsider her views of seeing you as an ideal partner. I doubt you can do it though. Unless you have numb nerves, the spider's techniques are pretty extreme to make your body honest.

>> No.32238860

>>32238608
What if you actually really like it but just can't express yourself properly, so you just send her messages instead while maintaining your poker face?

>> No.32239018

>>32223054
>Sadistic violent, muscular 7ft hellhound who enjoys violently raping me into a mind broken mess - a housewife
>Sadistic, cold, muscular 6.5ft Manticore, who enjoys milking me for hours, o keeping me desperately on edge while making me more and more hopelessly addicted to her venom - a housewife
>Sadistic and possessive, muscular 7,2 ft Dragon that enjoys overstimulating and restraining me - a housewife
>me, a regular, slightly /fit/6ft bloke - a small time engineer

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New challenge:

See how many dog biscuits you can stack on your sleeping hellhounds nose before she wakes up and rapes you

>> No.32239205

>>32223054
She's a Pharaoh with power comparable to a Lillim. The bread has been already won.

>> No.32239679

>>32212530
Will the release of Silksong lead to more bug girl art for us?

>> No.32240437
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>Cheerful tits bapho moves in next door to you
>Always says hello and strikes up a conversation with you outside
>Asks you one day to help "fix her computer" inside
Well anon, you gonna take the bait?

She seems nice and all. I'm sure it'll be a very happy and exciting endeavor

>> No.32240506

>>32240437
things gonna get awkward when I discover her computer is filled with videos of me taking a shower

>> No.32240582

>>32240506
>He thinks he'll actually make it that far before a successful seduction attempt

>> No.32240690

>>32240582
I'm pretty sure that you finding those videos was part of the plan. As was you seeing the extremely lewd hug pillow on her bed.

>> No.32240703

>>32240437
I barely know anything about computers, I wouldn't be of much use.

>> No.32240728

>>32239679
I hope not. Bugs are scary.

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Man, imagine that Deonora ends up becoming a dragon zombie but then also finally gets married afterwards. Then imagine she ends up becoming a dragonwight/dracolich,
She would be utterly ridiculous.

>> No.32240768

>>32240703
Sure you do, just go in and look at it. That's all you gotta do. Just go inside.

>> No.32240812

>>32240768
Inside what?

>> No.32240850
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>>32240728
>Bugs are scary
Nonsense

>> No.32240893

>>32240812
I think devil bugs are more your speed, head-caved-in anon.

Don't worry about it. She'll get the anon that lives across the street to help her out

>> No.32240978

>>32240850
Look at those weird pokey things! Scary!

>> No.32241035

>>32240978
It won't be as scary if you poke her back.

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>>32240728
What about arachnids?

>> No.32241110

>>32241067
He said bugs, not insects.

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>>32241110
>being afraid of Eros Spider

>> No.32241276

>>32241143
I mean arachnids already count as bugs, and that he said bugs, not just insects.

>> No.32241293
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Demons make for perfect vestal virgin nuns

>> No.32241963

Any last words before Hololive bumps us off the catalog again?

>> No.32242047

>>32241963
Do not ask what your wife can do to you, ask what you can do to your wife.

>> No.32242077

>>32242047
I can do her.

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>>32242077
Yeesh

>> No.32242125

>>32242104
You walked right into that one and you know it.

>> No.32242798
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What’s considered the most romantic gesture to different monster girl species?

>> No.32242835

We are currently the last post in the catalog. Quick! Say your last words!

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