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Things I learned today in Touhou doujin threads:

-Drinking Suika's pee is highly recommended, and will get you drunk
-Sticking a magic jewel in Alice's ass will allow you to violate her
-Suwako is a slut and willingly takes fat otaku cock in her mouth
-Inside SDM there is a pretty much nonstop orgy of raep and killing
-Eirin is a raep voyeur
-Every Touhou character has a cock in at least one doujin. No exceptions.

So, I'm really glad I came to /jp/ today... look at everything I've learned about Japanese culture.

>> No.3221498

I wonder what ZUN makes of his innocent fantasy land being turned into a den of smut and semen.

>> No.3221499

is this your first day on /jp/?

>> No.3221493

I think it is rather telling that every line is sexual in nature.

>> No.3221500

souseiseki is my fourth favorite rozen maiden

>> No.3221502

is there ANY Touhou doujin that doesn't involve fucking?

I'm sure it's a very low percentage.

>> No.3221503

>>3221488
Well, you certainly learned a lot more than me.

>> No.3221504

>-Sanae is a slut and willingly takes fat otaku cock in her mouth

>> No.3221506

>>3221500

Really? Who is your favourite?

>> No.3221507

Well, they're facts you gotta learn sooner or later.

>> No.3221509

>>3221506
If it's not Moegintou, something is wrong with you.

>> No.3221511

>>3221488
>every touhou has a cock in at least one doujin
Really? I haven't seen any Yuyucock. Anyone wish to remedy this?

>> No.3221518

wats toohoo?

>> No.3221522

>Every Touhou character has a cock in at least one doujin. No exceptions.

Aside from PC-98 characters that don't even appear in H-doujinshi, I've never seen one where Mystia has a cock (even with the chin-chin joke, that always gets applied as her wanting someone else's). Even just individual images, I've only seen a handful of Mystia futa pics

>> No.3221524

>>3221511
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=3538414

>> No.3221532

>>3221522
That one with Yukari daydreaming, a futa Mystia rapes her.

>> No.3221535

>>3221511
There's two futa-Yuyuko x Mystia doujinshi at least, and I'm sure there's plenty more (granted, I think Youmu x Yuyuko doujinshi tend to make Youmu the futa more frqeuently)

>> No.3221539

>>3221511
Pretty much everything by 遥夢社? for starters.

>> No.3221548

>>3221532
if it's what I'm thinking of, I guess I ignored that doujinshi because I can't fap to that artist at all; I just end up laughing instead

>> No.3221577

>>Suwako is a slut and willingly takes fat otaku cock in her mouth
I remember all of the other ones.
Missed this particular case though.

>> No.3221603

I wonder if every possible permutation of character x character has been covered... or if that's even humanly possible. Obviously we're well covered on ones like Marisa x Alice.

How many touhou characters are there, exactly? n characters chosen 2 at a time, so there are {n!/[2! (n-2)!]} possible Touhou H-doujinshi combinations...

>> No.3221639

>>3221502
There are a fuck ton.

http://www.freewebs.com/aortic/touhou.htm

>> No.3221644

Could anyone name some Yuyuko x Youmu doujins where Youmu is the futa? All the ones I've seen it's the other way around.

>> No.3221668

>>3221603

Going by the Touhou wiki, I'm just going to assume that there are 113, because 113 character articles are listed.

113! is 2.23119275 × 10^184

So the total Youkai / Miko / whatever sex combinations is a number 184 digits long. That's a shitload of H.

>> No.3221673

Evil Eye Sigma x Satori

>> No.3221676

>>3221639

lol, I wouldn't have known that existed based on the vast majority of Touhou fan content posted here! =3

>> No.3221686

>>3221668
There are more than that...

>> No.3221715

>>3221676
>=3

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>>3221488
>-Drinking Suika's pee is highly recommended, and will get you drunk

Gensokyo sounds like my kind of place.

>> No.3223093

>>3221488
Boku is Kannon.

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