/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32190236
gura is a lazy whore

>>32190244
Gura is a slut. She gives it away for free.

cumbuds will defend this

>>32190280
So Gura also likes to stare at pictures of her girlfriend when the internet goes out, what's the big deal?

any good jp streams coming up soon?

>>32190280
Damn you guys are resurrecting dead rrats now? Why not just stick to the Gura is lazy one? Did it not get enough (You)s last thread?

I despise Guramefags.

Daily Coco (and Kanata)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jttpZLc7vQs

Good night /hlgg/, hopefully there will be less shitposting and bait tomorrow.
P.S. I love Gura.

>>32190244
>>32190264
>>32190280
I spoke too soon. Oh well.

>>32190041
She is rather sassy and smug which fits her avatar pretty well. Of course her PC is just shit and therefor the games that can be played by her a bit limited. Her english accent is also in my opinion the cutest one in all of hololive. She is a turbo otaku/weeb and did her reps too. Additionally I think Anya is sharper than the average holo, if that makes any sense. There is something about how she talks even with her ESL, but that could just be me. Anya also has an acquired taste in movies, judging on how much she enjoyed the Cats watch along.

>>32190294
He specifically said he wasn't getting enough (You)s last thread.

Roboco is doing her APEX reps and is being pretty cute too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVegAld5yec

>>32190294
I want more

Can I have Ina and Ame pics pls?

Chumbuds, a threadly reminder.
t. KFPmate

>>32190280
>tfw now I've become depressed like this fuck cus cute LDR gf broke up with me
sad thing is J-Chan is the reason why he got destroyed

>>32190294
This is their last gasp before AI driven shitposting takes over.
After all, their narratives are weak, like their bodies.

>>32190294
>>>>>dead rrats
theyre dating, though

JWU How did the new hololiveEN branch debuts go?

Anons, how do I get a gf like Roboco?

OH FUCK A WILD KANATA HAS APPEARED AND WANTS TO BATTLE!

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Roy is a whore

>>32190317

Just Woke Up. Good morning.
I must've missed it while I was sleeping but now that I have woken up I want to catch up with the threads and get up to speed.

Who is HER? I keep seeing HER mentioned in these threads but I don't know who that is. She must be a hololive vtuber as well, I am guessing?

What is "Amegeddon"? Is it a reference to Armageddon from the Bible or Armageddon the Bruce Willis movie or Worms Armageddon, but with Ame for some reason?

Also who is J*y? I'm assuming it stands for Joy? Is she one of gura's former girl friends from her past life or something?

Also what are "ogey" and "rrat"? I've been in these /hlg/ threads here on /jp/ for several months now but I never understood why so many anons use these two phrases, occasionally in conjunction with each other. I understand "ogey" is the sound you make when you say "okay" really quickly but come on, "rrat" with multiple r's kind of looks like you're rolling your r's and you never do that when you say the word rat.

Is there something I'm missing here before I woke up, fellow friendly anons?

>blue ame
>last streamed 4 days ago
so is the leech dead?

>>32190280
I can't believe Jay is Fucking Reese behind Guras back

>>32190331
You build one, silly.

Matsuri is singing to 777,777 subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXb5dSmdxe0

>>32190327
Gura's was the worst. Her singing is okay but she's dull as an entertainer. She's not funny at all.

Ahhh why is Aki streaming this kusoge when there's little to no competition?

>>32190312
I'd check her out, but I'm watching this Menhara sing. Her voice is quite nice.

>>32190327
Can't believe they let _(You)_ in, what a total whore.

Thinking of doing this regularly, since it does provide a pretty interesting insight into what kind of view Japanese Hololive fans are getting of the EN girls. That, and it satisfies my autism. Again, this isn't about numberfagging or whatever.

Most popular JP clips of each EN girl this week:

Gura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXHf0S7-4s (what a surprise)
Ina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFz4NfwbMko
Mori: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgJTt9RodhY
Ame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLynivCcnkI
Kiara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JFG6P5nEE

Bonus round most popular TW clips:

Gura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-kIu0hPS6k
Ina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ug8-Wsww5Y
Mori: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HJ7VsvTkek
Ame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obP2XEF-0NQ
Kiara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkerBQ_Hds

Couple of interesting things from the comments:
>Apparently Reine's English is really easy and pleasant to listen to for Japanese speakers
>The Japanese have never heard the term 'DMCA' before, even the translator didn't know what it was and had to guess

>>32190317
Here anon

>>32190280
"""""""""It'S OkAy WhEn GuRa DoEs iT!"""""""""

>>32190294
I really need to know how to get an interdimensional dick.

>>32190323
Oh god not the bots. I've seen entire generals permanently destroyed that way.

>>32190358
Are you ogey

>>32190324

>>32190306
Night chumbuddy, hope you have good dreams filled with Gura!

>>32190334
Gura is my little whore

>>32190349
im pretty sure if aki and choco could get away with only streaming ark they'd do it

>>32190330
Grab her and run

>>32190307
>sharper than the average holo
she's a dagger of course she's sharp

>>32190294
Gura is lazy isnt a narrative. Gura is in fact lazy.

>>32190327
I think the shark might save Hololive. I thought it was a disaster until she started singing. I think we're going to be okay

>>32190317

Pekora really is a numberfag.

>>32190346
Nanananananatsuiro matsuri!!

Hopefully Cover fully embraces the western world and tries to make more business relationships with companies located in American and Europe

>>32190330
Get in the ball angel.

>>32190353
How do you know this is the most viewed clip and didn't miss one?

>>32190370

>>32190349
Aki is too old to give a fuck

>>32190372
And now she made Ame lazy too.

These dead hour threads have been time machines

Matsuri's karaoke is pretty fun. Is anyone else watching?

>>32190353
Digital Millennium Copyright Act is an american statute so it's no surprise non-americans don't know it.

>>32190381
>Fully embraces the west
Nah fuck that

>>32190362
Calling them bots is doing them a disservice.
Rather than spam, they only serve the most exquisitely crafted narratives.
And if that doesn't work they'll start hacking into accounts to fabricate even stronger narratives.

Kiara can't even compare with this level of numberfagging
https://youtu.be/Wd-NH8_mbyM
https://youtu.be/pRdHw6KhiFY
https://youtu.be/ZcBOO3V-0cA

>>32190341
Still offtopic even for deadhours

>>32190385
WAH

https://twitter.com/MOLLYONLINE_of/status/1349612435095752705

Reminder that Ina doesn't care about her own genmates. She was willing to do merchandise for Gen 5 but not EN. Kiara even said that she wasn't the first choice for the EN merchandise meaning that Ina refused.

>>32190264
>>32190372
She's actually a whore. Remember when she said she'd be Jay's prostitute? That isn't something an inexperienced girl suggests.
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

>>32190396
t. bugman

>>32190341
Go to o her individual thread

>>32190330
Ask her how she feels about same-sex marriage in Japan and never been able to be legally married to the woman she loves.
Escape while her vision is impaired by the tears.

*casts spell that makes anon cuter than usual today*

>>32190280
>>32190313
>>32190339
Everyone that replies to these posts after me loves slurping black semen straight from the source.

>>32190384
Unless they're using really esoteric names for the clips I'm pretty sure I'm right, since I searched for their names (even the variant spellings) and checked the popular clip channels. There might be more popular clips on Twitter though, maybe I should give it a look next time.

>>32190317

>>32190353
I don't even need to open the TW Mori to know it's the sex life one.

Is there any art of Ina Kiara?

>>32190341
what goes around comes around

>>32190280
I can't believe Jay is gay

Pekora really is a numberfag
https://youtu.be/ZcBOO3V-0cA

Oh you’re a big cat
But we love you so much
We give out free passes to the cafe
You can eat pie on the Cover money
You can eat pie on the Cover money

>>32190423
Shaaaaaaak!

Did Ame finish LA Noire?

>>32190417
ogey cunt

https://youtu.be/Wd-NH8_mbyM
The biggest nutsacki numberfag of them all

>>32190421
B-baka! What are you saying!

>>32190430

>literal moans and asmr voices in aki's bgm

>>32190350
Watching Roboco at low volume while listening to Festival singing. RBC is not much of a talker anyway.

>>32190407
It's revenge for being left behind as the third wheel. Now she's making her advances on an entire generation.

>>32190437
>Not even top 5 as in the image, but top 4

Jesus fucking christ, Peco

>>32190339
HER is the secret 6th member of HoloEN AKA Cooper Fortunecookie.
Amegeddon is actually a misspelling of Amegalodon, an alternate name for the Amelia-Gura ship.
Joy is the AI waifu from Bladerunner 2049. The object of Ryan Gosling's character's disillusion.
Ogey is short for "Oh, I am really gay/ghey"
Rrat is actually pronounced "our rat" and refers to Ayunda Risu.

Thats a small KFP store

would not work in

Nigga really went into the archives to pull out old j*y shit because he didn’t get enough (You)s

Is PPT gonna be ok? Why does Yagoo have a thing for hiring damaged girls

Amd bend the knee to the chinks

>>32190430

>>32190401
>>32190437
>>32190443
The trifecta of bait! Which one will win the race?

Pekora's voice filters me hard it's like nails on a chalkboard

I feel sorry for the Euros and other anons that have to deal with SEA hours everyday, goodluck.

>>32190453
now that's some good shit

>>32190457
>Rrat is actually pronounced "our rat" and refers to Ayunda Risu.
Holy shit. I never noticed it could be done that way.

>>32190459
the neighborhood isnt the best so its a small step

>>32190459
yeh, it even looks smaller than the chicken coop

>>32190445
The collab stream made me think that Ina is a forced to be reckoned with if you made her mad. It seemed at any moment in that stream Ina could have ended Kiara, she was literally at Ina's mercy. Could any of the Holos be able to stand up to Ina + prep time?

>>32190437
Jinny Love

>>32190407
Fans do reflect their Oshis after all.
Takodachis have been the most vocal anti-Unity group here these days.

imagine being a chumkek and defending this. literally dropping hints about HER past life.
https://files.catbox.moe/5dem24.mp4

>>32190475

>>32190460
He should've settled for the good ol' latinx bait, works every time

>>32190441
yes

there's some DLC she hasn't touched but not sure she's playing it

Matsuri's rapping!

>>32190437
hate this bitch

>>32190463
at least we know the amd branch has people with sense

>>32190472
NZ here, sharing a timezone with SEA is suffering, but at least it's easy to watch my oshi. Or rather, it was.

SEAnig is back and baiting for you's. It was quiet for about 10 hours.

So why the hololiveEn girls joke so much about shipping/you are my waifu/flirting with each other?
I don't see that so much with the others

>>32190353
This is actually a neat idea, I'd at least be interested in seeing more of these.

>>32190494
No, they deleted the tweet after the chinks complained

>>32190407
Cover has the final say on what products get made and what products dont. I dont think they actually need permission from any of the girls, its just common courtesy because products the girls shill sell better.
Watame asked Cover to have a mousepad or a dakimakura or something similarly racy and they just said "No" and that was that.

Ina not being the first choice for merch is probably more on Cover's side not knowing what products would sell well for Ina's fanbase and less on Ina not wanting to have merch.
Ina will sell what shes told.

Literally JWU, Gura schedule is pretty good but no visage? Thought she was doing a 2nd stream at least before dropping it

>>32190482
what is this twitter-tier humour

>>32190481
t. Ikadachi

>>32190463
What's going on here?

*casts a timeloop spell*

Does Subaru have Ducktales-like fanart

I need it, for reasons.

t. teammate

Gentlemen,
I want to turn Takanashi Kiara into my wife!
Thank you for listening

>>32190497

This is a reminder that my mother-wife is having a singing stream in a bit more than 2 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAm5rZTZQSk

>>32190533
Mori fucking hates hololive, what the fuck is this dumb bitch doing??

>>32190522
She was being nice while playing it but she knows it was boring as fuck

>Kiara spends the entire collab screaming and getting lost
>forces Ina to build her KFP while she contributes nothing on her own

>>32190536
You'll get tired of her need for attention in a week.

>>32190522
She said NEXT week. That schedule goes through Monday but I doubt she will play it again. Its another boring, horror, walking simulator. Outlast, Soma, the baby game, all of them were boring.

>>32190534
>t. teammate
can't even spell teamate right

>>32190545
what else would i need to focus on other than her?

>>32190396
at least embrace a fucking print shop so shirts have 40 bucks shipping

>>32190381
full SJW Cover here we go!

Oh, she's somewhat running out of steam for a moment there.
And damn, this is really fast.
Really a Rap God.

>>32190531
Just sponsored campaign. That anon make no sense thinking it was chink, probably just baiting for (you)s

>>32190533
When will Kiara get a NEW mic and stop mentioning Pekora every other sentence

>>32190547

>>32190547
That last comment. Do numberfags really?

>>32190538
It's okay Mori, I'll stay up till 4am for you... My boss won't be happy when I fall asleep at my desk, though. But 'it's like that', as you would say.

>>32190550
Forgot to add Amnesia.

>>32190531
Some Pc parts retailer from Japan tweeted that a lot of the Hololive members are using Amd for streaming. Amd retweeted it. The chinks complained and Amd deleted their tweet

>>32190533
ITS NOT HER

>>32190437
I want to beat the shit out of those 3 bitches this year.

>>32190508
Western audience has a lower percentage of GFE cravers and higher percent of people who will generally think gay girls = cute instead

>>32190323
You want an AI driven shitpost here we go:

>>32190552
You can give her your full, undivided attention and it won't be enough for her, Anon.

>>32190533
>I'm already a popular vtuber, otosan.
>I don't care Bob!
>But my name is Wata-
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

>>32190463
>Amd bend the knees to chink
Trying to bait (you)s

>>32190572
I get the pun anon, here is a (you).

>>32190407
Lord help me I'm going to drop so much money for Nene

Why would you do this to me, Ina.

One thing I can't understand is how Gura could have really nice feet, but also really poor circulation. Usually really poor circulation causes problems with your feet before anything else

>>32190508
Western Girls are more condescending than their Eastern counterparts. When they know that they can manipulate a person under their will, they'll use every method (as you've stated) to have a constant feel of that sense of superiority.

>>32190587
See>>32190573

>>32190550
Outlast was ok and I’m unironically an adhdtard but yeah the others were boring, visage was probably the worst for me, I couldn’t handle it and just ended up listening to the stream in the background

>Youtube clip
>"Amelia: I'm not actually that toxic"
>"She lied as naturally as she breathed" (in boldface font)
I see this in every youtube clip nowadays
Do these people actually watch Ame? Do they know anything about her besides the groundpound meme and the toxic gremlin meme?

>>32190566
The tweet is gone now though, though unlike with Asus theres no smoking gun to say the chinks did it

>>32190437
wait what, the most viewed streamer is just one with 2 million subs on youtube?

How far are female streamers from male ones?

>>32190445
This got me thinking, I really want Ina Kiara pairing to be a friendly rivalry and they just shit talk each other. Could be much better than /u/shits

>>32190459
>he thinks he has a choice

>>32190512
yeah, but someone started it without any motive or reason.
So i take that as a win, unlike the ROG issue where there was avacant the next day

>>32190533
Not so fast.

>>32190601
https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=25083843&rand=581

>>32190463
>didn't announce nonX SKUs
>got complacent already
I can't wait for Intel to make the comeback!

>>32190547
Chumbuds are the worst

>>32190353
So I went digging myself and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9dR2WJyPM

Oh man, the comments under this one sure are something.

>>32190598
>clipfags
>knowing anything except reddit memes

>>32190597
Outlast was the best one but it was still boring as shit. I would rather watch her play Infliction because there is a lot more stuff in the environment to interact with in that game.

>>32190598
Clipwatchers have always been retarded, even more so now that you can actually understand the streams.

>>32190515
It's still a shame, a Watame mousepad would be great. If they think its because she's too cute and fluffy, then they need to give her a blanket, pillow, something.

>>32190539
Goddamn it, I'll be asleep by then. I hope you guys enjoy Noel's SOUL.

Mooooom, Matsuri is talking about boobies again!

can someone explain to me what the fuck Ark is even about? why are holos so addicted to it, everytime I try and watch an Ark stream it just looks so uninteresting

>>32190598
Clipfags literally don’t know shit about hololive, and they cause a lot of newfags to regurgitate months old “””””jokes””””” like the toxic gamer one

No matter how many times I hear it, the pooping sound in ARK always catches me off guard.

>>32190615
Nani?!??!?! H-hayai!

>>32190294
Gura said she's lazy on stream herself though. How is that a rrat?

>>32190615
This is low effort it might as well be the "no u" of tcg edits

>>32190459
>would not work in
Did you not see her hatch the employees right there. People usually aren't in cults by choice they are born into it. I am beginning to worry about those parents who were showing their baby as KFP employees.

>>32190463
Damn they got okakoro, pekora and mori. Thats pretty big money.

>>32190603
Who is the top for male?

>>32190598
Clipverse is an alternate reality.

>>32190547
are chumbuds really like 8 year olds?

>>32190577
>the janitor ate jay's dog
i knew lamy was in the right all along

>>32190603
Women have no sense of humor pls understand

>>32190629
Survival simulator meets Monster Rancher meets jank Monster Hunter.

You know what's fucked is after being here for months I now feel weird when men and women interact even in normal life

>>32190617
Just because isis claims responsiblity for your grandma stubbing her toe doesn't mean that they actually made her stub her toe.

>>32190603
The gap lmao

>>32190625
Oh that would be a good one, I’d like to see dead space and alien as well. I wish people would stop recommending Gura these walking simulators

Would you do a Rollin Girl with Matsuri?

>>32190629
rust but with dinosaurs

>>32190598
dont try to make sense of clips on clip channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZlTQaCDg00

>>32190629
It's a shitty survival game Coco dragged them into playing, at least the ban is preventing EN from being involved

>AMD bends the knee to Zhang
>Intel gets actual engineer CEO
It's THE COMEBACK.

>https://twitter.com/Guchico77/status/1349618268357550082
My pain is indescribable and the tears won't stop

>>32190649
Why are you trying to make Ark sound fun?

>>32190598
no, they don't
reminder that neets do not represent the majority audience and most people watch clips and see comment memes

>>32190522
https://files.catbox.moe/m0tmg4.webm

>>32190636
I guess chumbuds are too lazy to even watch Gura stream.

>>32190666
Get over it already.

>>32190346
Jesus christ. I thought you fags said noel was the worst singer.

>>32190330
throw my balls at her

>>32190353
Is Reine an M? She lets Kiara call her a turkey and says it doesn't matter but then calls her a chicken so she gets angry at her..

>>32190655
This is why male vtubers are the real untapped market

>>32190603
the top woman is like 63rd place
>>32190666
Man that's great art

>>32190655
I've literally never heard of any of those people except pokimane and xqc. Is this how boomers felt about the "big" youtubers 10 years ago?

>>32190280
This actually got deleted, nice.

>>32190603
The exact measurement is most hours watched. One of them (I think 3rd?) Apparently just streams like 9 hours a day every day to 6k average

>>32190653
Where there's smoke there's fire

>>32190655
Most of these people just stare at the screen saying nothing while watching youtube videos. I can't believe they have so many viewers

>>32190662
That image at the end. Holy shit, these Taiwanese clippers. https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86864319

Roboco really seems to have done a good job with her APEX reps. I hope she does well in the tourney.

>>32190686
Male vtubers suck though. Even in Japan they don't even come close to the top ten.

>>32190683
>yuri lover wanting to be abused
weird how common that is

>>32190615
I can pull off one more spell before I go!

*casts a Mario Kart spell into the past*

do all gura antis have low iq or just the ones in this thread?

>>32190437
Does she have any confidence at all?

>>32190598
Somehow they see it backwards from how most people here see it, from what I can gather anyway. We see a sarcastic and thorny exterior but a sweet interior. I imagine for them, it's more like, you see a cute girl BUT ACTUALLY she's crazy! Now that I think about it, that's literally just the debut Watchama first impression sticking after all this time.

>>32190686
a successful holostar would have to be like XQC, a literal spaz retard who streams 10 hours literally each day.
finding a 2nd XQC is never gonna happen.

I love Ina!

>>32190689
To be fair, 2/5 are from South America, so you shouldn't know them even if you aren't a boomer.

>>32190459
im sticking to the main branch, the hood kfp is nice but the hood is dangerous

>>32190699
when is the tourney anyways I want to see gorilla wreck shit

>>32190694
Yeah and I'm sure you believe that the chinks took down youtube to prevent coco's return stream tkk

>come to thread in deadhours
>it's garbage
>leave thread

>>32190427
The lesbian levels of this picture are exploding off the charts.

>>32190705
>Are Gura antis low iq
Obviously, they just dig up month old rrats and repeat the same shit over and over cause there’s literally nothing else

Is there any Holo member that can defeat Ina with prep time?

>>32190598
Gee man, it's like the guy uploaded the entire vid, instead of a clip that depicts what's stated on the title! You really are a master of not only reading comprehension, but also of watching comprehension! Your analytical skills must be legendary!

I love i̶̟̋̐̚ǩ̶̦̘̎ͅā̴̯̎!̴͑ͅ

>>32190303
To be frank, Ame brought this on herself by constantly associating with Gura

>>32190686
Male vtuber sucks compare to real life streamers tho atleast in the west since youre competing with them. Vtubers are the norm in Japan so cant compare.

>>32190709
>BUT ACTUALLY she's crazy!

But she is though.

serious question, why does it matter if they had a partner before hololive
it's not like they were born idols, most people have at least one relationship by the time they're in their 20s

>>32190689
>he doesn't know Pekora

>>32190686
People who watch male streamers don't care about avatars. Most popular JP streamers overall are male, but not even nijisanji male talents are anywhere near as popular, let alone homostars.

>>32190711
But that's Astel and he's no where near the most popular even within the holostars

>>32190624
>>32190626
>>32190632
This plus I'm also just tired of seeing the same youtube comment formats
>"she lied as naturally as she breathed"
I hate seeing this everywhere. Did they really lie? Do you watch enough of their content to really know what they're like? Or are you just following shallow trends to fit in and you actually know nothing about the great personality you're commenting about?

I also feel like "Nobody:
Somebody: [stuff]" dominated the youtube comments format out of nowhere; I seriously have no idea how it became so overarchingly powerful. It was like one day it was normal ol dumb youtube comments and then like all of a sudden one day in like the past year or so, the next day suddenly this format was everywhere and it was like nobody knew how to tell a creative joke anymore, it had to be in some trendy meme format

>>32190719
Pigmen love KFP though, just make sure to wear the proper amount of bling though. Without it you may be attacked

>>32190533
*Pounds sheep*
https://streamable.com/ffafw2

>>32190735
Yeah, Kiara
She would break any plans she has for she herself doesn't use one

>>32190750
NO!

>>32190724
I think its Jan 24 according to the archive.

>>32190731
You can tell a dyke drew it by the manish faces.

>>32190647
That shit is pretty funny and provides a view into the mind of a schizoposter

>>32190681
Nice bait. Here, have a (You).

>>32190686
You do know that those numbers are made by literal normalfags. Having an anime avatar filters the normalfags which means you'll never get numbers like those because there is no way that the whole EN weeb both ironic and unironic market is that large.

>>32190689
It's one of those weird bubble things, you have these popular people who suck up a lot of attention for 1 or 2 games and build a career off it, often branching out later, but if you were never into Fortnite or whatever. You'd have no idea who they are. Half the e-celebs mentioned here are nobody to me.

>>32190586
I shouldn't have laughed at that

>>32190686
what people look on male streamers isnt that interesting, it is either skill or ultra comedy.
a male version of fubuki,subaru or okayu migght not work. On male streamer people just want people that says dumb shit, banter or have skill in vidya.
The only exception might be jerma becasue he built a persona around his streams.

>>32190627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_v0R8NOqVk
They say sexual stuff doesnt suit watame's character. She did end up getting a throw pillow though, its something.
They should make a watame snuggie with horns.

>>32190711
I can be a retarded spaz, how can I contact yagoo?

>>32190753
astel is just a shy autist who is otherwise boring.
XQC literally spews shit out every other second with zero dead-air for 10 hours straight. for the average zoomer, XQC is perfect.

>>32190655
I don't know any of those people besides Pekora and that makes me happy

>>32190715
HoloLATAM soon!

>>32190754
Anon you need to be aware. The majority of people who leave youtube comments are actual children. Repeating the same jokes over and over is what children do. You just kinda have to live with it and chill out a little

https://youtu.be/cos54QJsb7o
Oga Risu cover!

>>32190482
Im honestly surprised by the lack of screamers with all these catbox links forget what website im on things sure have changed.

>threads talking about some twitch streamer again

So Gura just walked into a Pottery Barn and bought their entire stock of vase filler lemons?

>>32190780
This. No one wants to watch cute males doing cute things with a cute voice.

Wishes for the next EN Collab, GO!

AFAIK,
>one (1)
is 4chan lingo. Ame absolutely lurks here

>>32190794
Odd pairing but I love the song.

>>32190755
>UH, ALL THE PIGMEN OR PIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF THIS KFP BECAUSE IT'S FOR SURFACE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE PIG PEOPLE GACHA SLAVES AGAIN!!!

fore cute happy married couple

>>32190774
Are festival niggers really tone deaf? She was screeching a minute or two ago.

>>32190655
So did Ninja just disappear off the face of the earth?

fuk im already subbed to matsuri

6 hours until Mori's stream, the wait is killing me.

>>32190407
It's entirely possible that Ina was busy then but had some time now.

>>32190794
nice trumpet treerrat

>>32190754
It’s actual kids I think, that’s why a lot of them never watch VODs or live streams. Too long for their attention spans.

>>32190820
Reclined like Gura

>>32190744
Yeah yeah I'm not saying she isn't. Clipwatchers think the craziness overrides everything though.
My comparison is a bit poor when I read it back too but whatever.

>>32190814
Looks like they’re doing this because they have the same birthday

>>32190805
She probably just ordered them online.

Holy shit guys, this dude is pretty good at Scatman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_hMUoD-V6Q
HolostarsEU when?

>>32190794
FBK...

>>32190711
>>32190784
He's also a dramabaiting fucktard which is something cover won't want

Where are the /u/ schizos hiding? I need your best GurAme schizo posts.

>>32190598
>I'm not actually that toxic
KALM
>She lied as naturally as she breathed
PANIK
Ame toxic? Always has been!
*clap clap* Next meme!

>>32190790
>Just imagined a Chilean Bootleg Ayame speaking Chilean accent Spanish.

Jesus fuck i hope this never happens.

>>32190810
Its been a month, i want haachama and gura to collab for god's sakes

>>32190820
made some shitty deals and now has to begin from zero. He has a lot of moen tough.
He is like the Kizuna of male streamers in that regard or the most recent one.

huge dagger

>>32190803
Mori magic in full effect!
MORI LOVE!

>>32190598
I always find it hilarious how much teamates get assblasted about clips...

AZKi song in 4 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zAFvFKPEI

>>32190655
Imagine for a second being his jinnytty girl and getting one upped by some japanese woman in a bunny girl facerig that ends every other sentence with -peko.
I'd be fuming honestly.

>>32190822
>mfw NZT
Just kill me now

i love this bird so much.

>>32190598
Now all the JPs think Ame is insane and horny since those clips are the only exposure they have of her

>>32190820
He got an assload of money from microsoft last time I heard about him. Not sure if they paid what they owed when they pulled the plug on mixer. I'd fuck off forever if some corporation paid me like that.

>>32190839
I dont like the homos or homofags but I'd watch the shit out of a homostar that was like Maimoto from niji

>>32190822
won't that be a net positive beacause you meet Mori in-person?

>>32190655
Male Vtubers are so boring and limited in terms of content they just can't compete with females or regular male streamers/Youtubers

>>32190666
It's eerie how similar some of the poses are.

>>32190820
He got paid $4 million for nothing and he retired.

>>32190302
Cope it’s canon now. AND better than takamori forced cringe

>>32190794
Frend........................................

>>32190533
all you retards who actually think shes gonna show up on that faggots podcast are fucking delusional. enma is smarter than that

>>32190686
Honestly there's always a bunch of speculation of how a male Homostars branch would do but frankly I think it's basically impossible to predict how well it'd go until it happens if ever. There's a lot of factors that go into it. Saying it'd be impossible to succeed based on JP Holostars' numbers or that it's guaranteed to succeed because other non-weeb male content creators are big are both too broad for my taste.

I think there's certainly some potential there and you see people developing cults of personality around streamers that aren't necessarily god gamers at normalfag games, but points like ironic weebs not caring about guys or whatever are also valid.

>>32190734
but what do they think digging up old rrats will do? do they really think newfags will believe them? then again the twittertards lurking are stupid enough that they might

>>32190794

Fubuki gathers her courage as she stands on Oga's doorstep.
Today was the day she was going to change their relationship from mistress and maid to boyfriend and girlfriend.
Oga supposedly was out earlier celebrating with Risu since she arrived in Japan for some song recording at the studio.

It was going to be Fubuki and Oga.

Knock knock knock.

Silence

Fubuki knocks harder, suprised when the door creaks open

"O-Oga-san, are you here..?"

She walks into the living room, only to hear the sounds of grunting and panting coming from his bedroom, muffled by a closed door
It was Oga's voice, but someone elses voice too...The voice of an indonesian squirrel.

Fubuki sits quietly by the bedroom door, weeping lightly as she realised she stayed a friend for too long.

>>32190820
He signed with Microsoft's streaming service for some good money. And then it went under in like, six months.

That was the last I heard of him like, a year ago.

>>32190853
>Barely gets any fanart after the initial burst of debut

Shortstack bros...

>>32190816
Europeans and americans coming together to legally enslave an entire race for their natural resources. HoloEN is too based to be left alive.

>>32190794
Well dang, can it beat matuli rikka though?

I'm kidding risu, it definitely can

>>32190859
Who?

>>32190810
Group E3 Watchalong

>>32190858
Name one (1) thing teamates don't get assblasted about.

>>32190862
You and me both, brother. If you're staying up I hope for your sake that you're a NEET, though. I sure wish I was.

>>32190885
>male Homostars

EN Homostars, my brain got mixed up between EN Holostars and male Hololive I'm going to go do my sleep reps

Why do Americans need to fill vases with fake lemons?

>>32190655
Dafok the only one I know is Pekora.

>>32190822
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1348997519934513154?s=19
7 hours.

>>32190598
I remember seeing alot of members getting annoyed by that in the chat when she brought it up

>>32190886
whats with the pictures of children?

>>32190897
Will there even be an E3 this year?

>>32190833
Now that's news

>>32190897
>shill hour cause they don't want to hurt their chances for permissions
fucking /v/

>>32190912
Yea I don’t know what’s going on there either

>>32190858
I find it funnier how they get assblasted at poorfags.
t.m8 who gets assblasted at poorfags

>>32190900
Goslings? Unless something happened on the last few days they mostly supported it

>>32190689
People were saying Kizuna Ai was the last boss but I think this is further up in the Horizon. The unbeatable top 5.

>>32190893
Matsuri was way too quiet with Rikka's

>>32190912
Chumbud falseflag retard, just ignore him and he'll go away or get banned

>>32190912
Average Chumbud

>>32190903
You poor son of a bitch, I'm on break from Uni so I haven't got shit to do tomorrow. Hope you survive the day.

Korone numberfagging
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1349614669518946305?s=19

Why is this knife so smug? She's not in a position to be smug.

It's unfair, why does Mori have the sexiest avatar when her personality and voice completely filter me? All the fanart of her may as well be a separate person because it doesn't match her persona at all

>>32190780
>>32190686
There's a nintendo youtuber that kind of reminds me of a vtuber, Arlo.

He makes industry analyses and gameplay reviews and nintendo news roundups and video essays as content, but his gimmick is that his character is a blue cookie-monster-like puppet.

It's kinda weird though. I don't think him being a puppet adds to his content necessarily, he's family-friendly but it's not like his stuff is aimed specifically at kids. I think he's just like that cause he's a fan of the muppets.

Ogarisu is actually a thing

>>32190900
Fuck, that's a good point.

>>32190933
>
>
>

>posting actual kids to falseflag chumbuds
Why are antis this weird? Like the fuck?

>>32190933
we like her so we dont care

>>32190886
Quit posting your pedo kid shit. Thats fucking gross.

>>32190912
what, you don't like cute girls?

>>32190810
Kemono Friends watch-along

>>32190754
yes you have discovered the youtube comment meta

>>32190933
So when's the singing stream going to be scheduled?
Also apparently Matsuri is singing JP Country Road.

>>32190861
Reminds me of the original Melody boom. Real whores were upset that a virtual one was outpacing them. I expect the same thing to happen with woman streamers

>>32190941
which is why the grumps would probably make good vtubers. Especially Arin

http://poal.me/qaoylm
http://poal.me/qaoylm
http://poal.me/qaoylm
http://poal.me/qaoylm

>>32190951
>we

>>32190934
thats exaclty the point of mesugakis
they are in no position and yet they still do it.
i bet the shitty brat is laughing at us for not having any new lewds of her.

>>32190951
I like her too. She is 1000x better than the number rabbit.

>>32190822
Stare into the face of death

>>32190893
I mean this was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KyLE_Ejf-U

>>32190876
Only Nene has a similar pose

>>32190955
Seconded

>>32190888
cuckquean is shit and male:netorare is still netorare therefore shit. No bullying friend

if gura had any human decency she would share her numbers by collabing with a homostar

>>32190851
Kizuna Ai is Fred/Smosh. Fred if you think vtubers will last 10 more years, since Fred basically kickstarted "youtuber" as a thing; Smosh if you think vtubers are a very bright flash in the pan, since Smosh's brand of not!jackass just died.

>>32190955
Pure kino

Hey, Roboco's english accent is pretty good. I kind of forgot it after watching the Ame collab.

What is the appeal of human (read:human) female streamers? Presumably they don't have any exceptional skills and have no sense of humor/ shitty personality, so why do people watch them? I foresee them all being eclipsed by vtubers eventually. And I don't mean vshitjo tier "just a normal ironic weeb thot using an anime avatar", I mean actual vtuber.

>>32190943
>Riscot was made by Oga

>>32190940
>Voice
GAY!

Country roads!

>>32190966
he thought he clicked the dogfucker general

>akai haato
>red heart
>first single red heart
OH SHIT

For those who want en stars, when did you first get interested in NTR?

>>32190766
are you sure that ai hasn't achieved sentience? that's a little too on the nose...

>>32190949
Please remember that people from SEA havent got any real morals to speak of. They would shoot their own mother for the chance for more coconut juice

>>32190933
well korone actually works and worked hard for these numbers unlike a certain blue loli themed after a shark who hates her fanbase

>>32190463
>not doing your twitter reps
they already removed it, only the "store" has it up
thanks to the bugmen who massively sent them e-mails

when are they going to play remedy entertainment games??? aaaaaaa

>>32190980
What are friends for if not bullying?

>>32190865
I also kinda blame Coco a bit, she's been consistently "educating" the JPs about Ame's true personality on her meme reviews
I feel like if Coco actually interacted with Ame a bunch then she probably wouldn't think of Ame as such a yabai character, might reserve that for Kiara instead or something

>>32190966
Cmon now anon, you seriously hate the hag?

>>32190985
Don't shitpost with Twin Towers, she gets enough shit.

>>32190859
Looking forward to it.

>>32190810
I want HoloMyth to do that tabletop session already
Mori please...

>>32190655
>summit1g

This guy is proof that mediocrity doesn't matter if you were early and dedicated. That's why I laugh at anyone who thinks that Hololive's popularity will disappear. Once you hit a certain critical mass, if you keep doing what you're doing and keep up with the trends, you can't stop growing.

>>32190980
That's Ame's fetish though. She defended cole today.

>>32190811
You have to believe in an astronomically low probability series of coincidences to think she doesn't.

>>32190568
>>32190568
>>32190619
>>32190643
(You)

Matsuri sounds sad

>>32190463
>>32191004
this worked, AMD removed their tweet

>>32190933
Pretty crazy how far she has come, it feels like it was yesterday when she played the shitty Dragon's Lair NES port to celebrate the 300k

>>32191004
Yes, my post was badly worded, I meant exactly what you said.

>>32190985
tits
but like most people on twitch it is leaching or collabing nowdays, all the ones on the top come from an alreadystablished place.

>>32190689
You wouldn't know one of them cause it's a 6K viewer streamer.

>>32190655
I don't know who the fuck these people are.

>>32191007
but it goes beyond bullying. Thank goodness there isn't a cuckquean holo girl cause that would just be sad

>>32190667
My understanding was Ark was just one of those games where "the fun is in your head, not on the screen".
i.e. It's fun but that fun comes from your decisions and the accomplishment of enacting things, not from the literal events happening. Same syndrome as most JRPGs.

>>32191019
That doesn't make sense anon. Lots of internet giants have fallen off the face of the earth.

>>32190912
>>32190918
Either a false flagger or a genuine junior idol fan.

>>32190865
To be fair, Ame has gotten more insane and horny lately.

>>32191012
If only ENMA can somehow fix this by, mabye letting them collab?

>>32191004
Stop watching hero hei.

>>32191006
Probably never, and they'd need a decent PC for something like Control.

>>32190985
They have little appeal currently outside of titties. That’s why there’s a lot of them getting mad on twitter, even pokimane experimented with a vtuber model so even she knows that vtubing will come to mog them. A lot of camgirls will probably start to throw hate at hololive, like venti, and accuse anyone watching it of being pedos/homophobes/racists or whatever because someone clips some shit out of context. It’ll be like growing pains, but I doubt it’ll stop the trend of vtubers taking over in the west, it’ll just cause a lot of annoying drama.

>>32190933
Korone is a gamer, numbers matter. And she's loved.