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>>3217704
She cums thick jelly

I would marry such a woman.

Sadly, Gensokyo is beyond my reach. And yours as well.

>>3217856

>>3217856
for your information I visit gensokyo regularly on my binge drinking sprees

>>3217868
Fuck you, Suika.

>>3217877

>>3217704

Holy shit I didn't believe you but that's really what it says.

I dunno if I'd willingly drink someone else's piss .... maybe Vanilla Coke.

>>3217704
Pees wine, and comes brandy. I have it on good authority.

>>3217704
Pees wine, and cums brandy. I have it on good authority.

I remember a doujinshi where Suika pee tasted like alcohol.

>>3217981
I remember a theory that all Oni are naturally DFC, and the only reason you see ones like Yuugi is because they use those chest mounds as internal alcohol storage for dry periods.

>>3217992
so it's possible to get drunk sucking Yuugi's breasts?

for your information I regularly visit Gensokyo on my binge emo sprees

You now remember that everyone in Gensokyo speaks Japanese. Manually.

>>3218474
I bet quite a few of them know a couple of other languages. Magical lore, long lives, and the occasional outsider would be the most common sources I suppose. Not english probably though

They all speak satanic.

>>3218002

White Russian. Ваше здоровье!

>>3217704
I still say chocolate is superior.

>>3218557

Cooome ooon, you know you want it.

>>3218526
Patchy must know English, at the very least. Remi probably too. 500 years dealing with humans is a lot.

i'd rather drink suika's piss. or ran juice.

>>3218792

>>3218641
Indeed, no humans speak Japanese.

>Suika's pee

>>3218817
>no humans speak Japanese.
Well, definitley not in the medieval Europe.

If Suika has infinite sake gourd power, why would you even wait around for her to have to pee? She has a much more easily accessible source of delicious booze.

And goddamnit /jp/, now I'll never be able to drink wine without a little voice in my head saying "Suika pee lol"

>>3218826
sauce plz

>>3218861
Wetting night sparrow. It's actually pretty decent for a doujinshi with pissing.

>>3218641
I think that the likeliest candidates would be Patchy and Alice. But even then, it'd be unlikely. Given that no significant amounts of magical texts/esoteric tomes have been written in English. I can see Patchy knowing Latin, Greek, along with several other archaic languages (alongside maybe a romance language or two). Remilia would probably know a European language or two - my bets are on Romanian and French as the likeliest contenders - but not necessarily English.

Sanae would probably know some English (as much as any Japanese schoolgirl does, 'nuff said).

Since most of the outsiders are probably Japanese, there probably wouldn't be much exchange from that way either.

>>3218862
>If Suika has infinite sake gourd power, why would you even wait around for her to have to pee?
It can be a part of a foreplay, you know.

>>3218862
It's definitely more delicious to drink straight from her tap.

>>3218896

>straight from her tap

Surely there are quicker, easier, and far more socially acceptable ways to achieve the same result?

>>3219010
>quicker, easier, and far more socially acceptable
>more delicious

I'm going with the latter. Since when did /jp/ care about social norms, anyway?

>>3218862
Touhouwiki's description of Suika-Yukkuri: Their urine seems to be composed of beer, and their saliva is composed of saké. Suika-types seem to be filled with a mix of the two

So it might not even be the genuine artifact. Enjoy Suikkuri's piss easy!

>>3219010
Given all her drinking, I'd say that she goes very often. So it'd be as quick if not quicker. Quite easy as well. And really now, who cares if it's socially accepted when you're drinking premium oni brew the fun way?