/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wonder since when my screen became "our" screen.

Push her back in.

Wonder about which one of the other 2 witches on the screen is trying to troll me.

>>3217692
/jp/ is the people's board.

I'd rather get inyo the screen myself. Fuck 3D, I have nothing to lose and I'm not interest in what's to gain.

>>3217692
I know what you've been doing, Todd.

Wonder how my monitor became a portal to Hell.

Shove my rock-hard cock down her throat.

>>3217714
With her horribly sharp fangs?
Enjoy your hospital

>>3217712
Shut up, Michael. You know nothing.

>>3217726
What part of "rock-hard" do you not understand?

>>3217683

Give her ice cream and hug

Try to deny she exists, eventually losing horribly and becoming her furniture

Give her a hug, Dress her up in doll clothes, And put her in with my dolls. I might even put on a doll tea party with her at the head.

Kill her.

>>3217683
So nothing comes out of the screen? keep lurking on 4c han.

I put on my robe and wizard hat. And then proceed on posting a "witches exist" thread on 4chan

>>3217772
You can not kill Beatrice

Punch that bitch RIGHT IN HER FACE

Rape.

>>3217683
I tell her that I didn't watch that videotape so she shouldn't be here.

>>3217741
FINE.
Enjoy your masonry shop.

Try to outclass Battler at the denying, become favorite toy.

>>3217683
Sauce? artist?

>>3217958
It's probably on pixiv

get her to bring lambdadelta out

stick my dick in her

Put on some water, get my best tea out, and ask whether any other witches will be joining us.

>>3219152
Can't find the artist.

kill her shoes

>>Wonder about which one of the other 2 witches on the screen is trying to troll me.
THIS !!!

But my first readction would actually be more like :
"Holy F... What the heck does she want with me, it can't be good..."

Where do these come from anyway? Just random pixiv stuff?sa

I ask if she brought along any of her stake friends.

>>3217683
I'm tired of this pixiv meme already.

I'm in front of my computer. I'd do what anyone on /jp/ would.

Post a thread asking /jp/ what to do.

OP pic is an obvious shop. Just look at the pixels.

I'd say "I'm pretty sure this is impossible."
And then she'd be pissed.
And then I'd be dead.

>>3217783
she's already dead, read ep 5

>>3219340
So Beato isn't really coming out of his screen? Way to kill my hopes man.

Wait for Asuka to appear to kick her back in.

>>3219374

For witches nothing is impossible!

Ask what is wrong with her face.

>>3219381
I would fucked her in the eye before that

I would cackle.

>>3219311
It's not a meme, this is actually happening for them.

I heard it happens when you post on one board for several years.

>>3219304
Belpheglorious

I don't know, grope her tits?

I'd give her some small bombs.

>>3219464
BEATRICCEEEEEE

>>3219381
fwernf;oerionebo;NOT THE KEYBOARD YOU MIGHT DELETE YOURSELF

>>3217683

Shit, I don't even remember dropping acid. I really have to kick that shit, I'm losing control.

>>3220340
KINZO!!!

>>3220340
Goddamn it, now that I started watching the anime I can only read that as "BEEAAATRIOOOCHEEE"

Hit with pipe wrench.

>>3220340
Goddamn it, now that I started watching the anime I can only read that as "BEEATORICHEEE"

I punch the bitch back to where she came from.

Cook and eat her. Bern, too.

Battler would deny it's actually happening.

>>3217683
Propose a game against here which still continues even if both our victory conditions are accomplished.
Then take a break from the game every 2 hours to play on my computer.
...that's the recipe for an endless nerd life.

>>3221279
>>3221270
HATE!!!

Heeey... They're rather small... I wonder if I can crush their heads easily...
*Is 210 lbs, all muscles*

>Beato comes out of our screen what do you do?

Turn the monitor off.

>>3221261
At least you're not reading it as "Bee-a-triss".

See, this is why I prefer SAI to Photoshop.

>>3221328
Half of the Minitrice is on your keyboard right now screaming in agony and bleeding extensively. Enjoy your guro.

I tell her to go get Bern and push her back into the screen.

>>3221330
That's the proper pronunciation you fucking troglodyte.

>>3221333
Beatrice power > you

>>3221330
Well, that's how it's pronounced in my language, so that's how I heard it in my head, regardless of the "proper" pronunciation.

Besides, there's no way these names will sound good or "the proper way" in japanese. No way.

>>3221393
What's the matter, too Italian for you?

>>3221421
Go cook some spaghetti elsewhere. This is American vernacular country.

>>3221429
HERP DERP I'M AN AMERICAN AND WE ONLY SPEAK AMERICAN HERE, WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE ALTERNATE PRONUNCIATIONS OF NAMES HERE

Amerifag here, fuck off. Names are pronounced the way people claim they are.

BEATO MY MEATO

>>3221420
Nah, to be honest I do still read it the American way.

Thankfully I'm never going to talk to anyone about Umineko offline, so it doesn't matter.

there is a wall of Topo Sobores bottles between me and the monitor. The great spirit of Mexico will protect me.

I heard it as "Beh-a-triss" because that's how it sounds in spanish...

I put her on my lap and get her to hug my cock.

Give bern back her breasts

>>3221839
but to give something back would imply that she had them in the first place. Bern is wonderfully flat.

>>3221333

EXCELLENT

Pull her the rest of the way out of the screen.

Then take a nap.

>>3222128
Bern isn't flat.

>>3222212
I don't believe in Bern's breasts. There is a perfectly logical explanation for that bulge in her chest area that doesn't involve breasts. I think she has padded herself with tissues not realizing just how hot sizes smaller than an A cup are.

>>3222314
I wish I could tell her that flat chests are delicious.

Go to /jp/ and ask for advice

>>3222314
wHaTs ThE mAtTer? CaN't TaKe ReAL WoMAn WiTh BreAsTs????

>>3222314