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Why the mother looks severely younger that her child?

Yuka can manipulate flowers; it's not a problem.

>>3215618
Isn't she both?

>>3215618
Grandmother I'd like to have totally consensual sex with.

>Alternative topic best motherly touhou.

>I felt that Kanako was getting worried.
>Thinking "Would she know the way back home?" and such.

She called the one herself. Suwako's like your crazy grandma who embarrasses you by being your relative.

ONLY deflowered touhou

Suwako is a virgin. She gave birth to her daughter asexually by magic.

12.3 Suwako really puts that in a whole new light

The most moe MILF known to man.

I bet sex with Suwako would be great.

>Alternative topic best motherly touhou.

>I felt that Kanako was getting worried.
>Thinking "Would she know the way back home?" and such.

She called the one herself. Suwako's like your crazy grandma who embarrasses you by being your relative.

She's pure. Stop that. She give birth without losing her virginity.

>>3215634
Sanae is not her child. She is also part human or something.

Was the doujin where she was raped translated yet?

>>3215618
Isn't she both?

I'm 12 and wh-- mom?!

I wonder if she kept in touch with the guy that fucked her, maybe she went to live with him for a time and he had to explain to his neighbors his situation

>>3215634
tiem paradox

Somehow I doubt gods work like that, not that the thought isn't amusing.

i want a touhou t shirt

where did i get

Played it over the weekend. Here's the facts:

1. Long as fuck. I must have spent over 20 hours on it. Mind you didn't skip anything.

2. First half is boring, there's a LIVING UP TO THE FAMILY NAME AND FACING THE FULL. LIFE. CONSEQUENCES. level of fuckwin event around the middle. Kinzo and Battler double-team the witches and do a Giga Drill Breaker. Episode could have ended right here.

3. Goes into bizarro land in the second half. Incredibly pretentious and twisted shit (I'm including the tea parties, here). Pheonix Wright segment, except the court proceedings are even more of a silly joke than in a Wright game. Detective novels rules, the relationship between reader and writer, love, etc. And when you see the end...when you see the end...

...fuck.

o_o

Somehow I don't think gods work that way, not that the thought isn't amusing.

>>3215618

What a slut, getting knocked up by some random faceless male.

>>3215646
and by totally consensual you mean rape amirite?

That is one grandma I wouldnt mind pinching my cheeks

>>3215659
How so?

>>3215658
It is true that virgin birth is like the common cold among gods.

.>>3215679
Then wouldn't her offspring line still be around? It can only be assumed that her child died of old age being a half youkai and sanae is just partially youkai through lineage.

>>3215695

Shouldn't a non-virgin look less... err, loli-ish?

>>3215695
No, you see. It's okay. She's actually like thousands of years old, she's a goddess and everything.

>>3215752

When you're a god you get to look however you want.

A goddess wouldn't fuck a lowly human.

Why is she so hot?

>>3215750
Was this ever translated?

>>3215763
Read some mythology; They did it all the fucking time.

Aya may be a whore but at least she isn't confirmed for spreading her legs for some random human with a hard on.

>>3215786
Perhaps because she's an ancient loli with experience? All the benefit of hags with none of the drawbacks.

Who says it was a human?

>>3215651
I don't know, I hear one likes letting anyone crawl into her gap.

Gods normally only sleep with heroes in legends too, so you have to really be of low standards if it's a faceless male.

>>3215825
Her Great great great .... Daughter. Also lack of her kid hanging around, who would leave a permanently young god so unattended unless they passed away due to age?

>>3215825
The fact that Sanae is a human with divine blood.

>>3215837
I didn't say it was a god.

Who says it was a faceless male? I'm sure Suwako was fond of him and that's enough reason.

>>3215838
But it could have been youkai, and Sanae's her grand-daughter.

>>3215837
Think of Suwako as Zeus. THink of her child as Heracles. Sanae is the great(+) grandaughter of the child. She does have some minor ammount of divine blood, which allowed her to be the wind priestess.

>>3215844
Which would raise the fact, where is she? Considering her mother is perminantly stuck in kid mode you think she would have to stick aroudn to take care of her.

She as we all know there are really no male youkai beyond jokes.

>>3215849
Kourin is a male half youkai, and youkai can die.

>>3215849
Demi-gods die. Gilgamesh, Hercules, Jesus...

>>3215851
source?

>>3215858
Why the fuck is she freaking out?

>>3215863
"don't touch me" just found on touhou wikia

words words words. her rag's itching.

>>3215870
Those eyes are terrifying.

>>3215858
Wait, so was Sakuya just watching those boys beat a little girl, drinking to it?

>>3215879
Sakuya isn't a very kind person, if you haven't noticed.

>>3215877
>>3215874
>>3215870
>>3215866
>>3215858
>>3215855
>>3215851
All the touhous want in frog lolis dress.

defile the pure

>>3215896
In before trolled.

>>3215836
>Gods normally only sleep with heroes
What? Most heroes were born BECAUSE Zeus was such a slut.

>>3215901
Our god is an awesome god.

>>3215900
yup

>>3215900
It did help that Zeus had some MAJOR daddy issues as well.

I am fucking happy about this board finally getting to love Suwako. She's been severely underappreciated for the longest time.

>>3215915
12.3 made her popularity skyrocket. She is too damn cute.

>>3215915
I made posts praising her for a while, but she'd just get trolled with "slut xD" so I stopped.

>>3215920
she wasn't before ?

Always was on Suwako's side. Screw that filthy false godess Kanako.

suwako is good for loli and sanae is good for healthy

I often forget Kanako exists. Suwako should kick her out.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOFROG

>>3215901
>FFFFFFFFFF
oh god i lold

>>3215922

Truth hurts?

>>3215937
More like she should kick Sanae out.

Seriously, she's been around for years and it's only now that we've started to care about her. That's just bad PR on Sanae's part.

>>3215915
I'd rather have Kanako than Suwako.

>>3215922
I made some egg-laying threads, but noone seemed to like those.

>>3215957
enjoy you're bad taste

>>3215928
>>3215937

good troll almost rage
0/10

>>3215843

Or she just took the first dick she saw. Fucking slut.

>>3215958
I like those.

>>3215961
Wasn't trolling in the slightest.

>>3215965
Who said that she actually did that? Nobody knows, aniki.

I worship both Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama.

What is the deal with Suwako's hat anyway?

Is it a part of her, like umbrella-loli's umbrella?

Is it the actual Suwako, and the loli is just a golem made of earth?

Is it just mind controlling Suwako in a quest for dominating the whole of Gensokyo?

WHAT DOES IT WANT, /JP/?
WHAT DOES IT WANT!?!?!?!?!

>>3215967

>Wasn't trolling in the slightest.

>>3215998

Precisely, so you can't prove that she isn't a slut either. Since it can't be proved there's always chance that she just took a handful of faceless males and fucked them senseless. Or she just could have gotten raped. Or she could have had consensual sex in the missionary position. Or she could have asexually produced using 'lolgod' powers. She's a slut until proven otherwise.

>>3216019
No, she's not a slut until proven otherwise.

>>3216024

What's the matter? Can't handle that your precious 'waifu' is a cock hungry slut?

>>3216028
I don't particularly like Suwako, it's just your logic is a bit dodgy.

>>3216019
She could have appeared as a man and drilled a chick, too.

>>3216034
Why does the thought of Suwako as a reverse-trap turn me on even more?

DAMN YOU /JP/

>>3216034

Futa Suwako works too, I guess.

>>3216030

She's most certainly had a child, this much is known. Now the chance of a penis being involved with her is extremely high, even if she is a god. There's a higher chance of her having a hot dicking than anything else so it's pretty much leading to slut right now. She's the Nagi of Touhou.

>>3215618
You just answered your own thread.
>>3215664
And this concludes it.
/Thread...

>>3216049
But I see no evidence of stretch marks.

Surely if she had a kid, her stomach would have more stripes than Shou?

Since she doesn't wear panties, which is confirmed, It could theoretically happen that Yukari was coming back from the outside world, while some sick /b/tard came out of the window, whose sperm then flew thanks to ballistics right into Yukaris gap, where it then flew some miles down to the earth and shortly before it lands, Suwako, that was at that moment fighting Reimu, happened to awkwardly fly right into the falling sperm which then ended the fight after Suwako's last spellcard, she Nya~~'d and Reimu won.

>>3216049
How is Nagi a slut?

>>3216055

.. Not all women get stretch marks during pregnancy.

>>3216066
But Suwako is so small. Surely it's not feasible for a body that size to bring a baby to term without any major swelling or stretching?

Why is Suwako being a slut unappealing? She's a god, it's not like she's unclean or anything.

>>3216070

How do you know that was the form she gave birth in? Maybe she currently has a childish body because it's the most comfortable. She could have had moontits back then for all you know.

>>3216072

She's dirty and unpure, defiling her body like that.

>>3216057

Google is your friend.

>>3216072
Sssshhhh!!!
The 2chan people here on 4chan might take that offending.

>>3216083
It's impossible for a god to defile their body because they're pure by definition.

>How do you know that was the form she gave birth in?
Because obviously that was the form the baby was conceived in.

Would anyone have hit it if it wasn't?

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Hisoutensoku:_Suwako's_Script

>>3216084
>The 2chan people here on 4chan might take that offending.
Tell me a good reason why someone from 2chan would come to /jp/.

>>3216091

Faceless males appear to hit anything. ANYTHING.

>>3215750
Will someone post this rest of this doujin already?

>>3216040
Sauce this too.

>Death is impure~
>Shinigami are not Gods.

Just as keikaku

>>3216112
Well, it's not like they can see or anything.

>>3216111
Well I came here from 2chan...

the fuck man this thread is completely weird

>>3216124

I laughed, I should have seen that coming.

Also-

>Suwako Gods can split themselves infinitely~

... fap fap fap.

>Meiling wins Yukari
>I felt some odd resistance.
>What are you wearing underneath your clothes?

Yukari confirmed for PAD

>>3216111
Lurk and leech. They did it so much their entire country had to be banned.

>>3216140
So only one instance of Suwako is a slut.

>>3216096
Those canon scripts....

>Reisen -> Cirno:
>When you cool things down, you take heat from the surroundings.
>You probably warm up inside as a result.

Talking about thermodynamics.

>>3216148
What, seriously? Elevens lurked so much that moot had to ban them?

>>3215905
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
SHE COMES IN THE SHAPE OF A FROG
WITH CUTENESS IM-PURITY AND LOVE
OUR FROG IS AN AWESOME GOD

>>3216153
No wonder Cirno is so hot all the time. Mystery solved!

>>3216151

They may be able to split but can they really function for that long of a time period? It was a long time ago that she was knocked up by a faceless male after all.

>>3216147

Yukari confirmed for DFC.

>>3216153
We've had threads about this man

>>3216174
We've had threads about this for years.

>>3216174
I like my healthy god.

>>3216193

Suwako is perfectly capable of doing healthy.

>>3216193
Yukari and shota Kanako? Do want.

>>3216201
Fucking gods, stop that!
>>3216202
Look what have you done now, she's crying!

>>3216040
sauce?

>>3216202
Frogs should not have breasts.

They do not give birth to live young, and thus have no need to suckle them.

She just looks foolish with them.

Suckle THIS *grabs dick*

>>3216228
If you don't like them, ask politely and I'm sure she'll put them away.

>I felt some odd resistance.
>What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
SURPRISED PAD END

>>3216239
It's not PAD, it's tentacles. She keeps them handy in case she needs them.

>>3215888
Why did Sakuya, Aya and Keine just cream themselves?

>>3216246
They saw Suwako's lack of panties.

>>3216246
Because Suwako's just that moe.

>>3216246
Sakuya is a pedo
Aya is a voyeur
Keine is a school teacher and as such can be trusted around supple young girls with their budding young breasts barely making an impression on the chests of their immaculately clean uniforms

>>3216246
Our frog is an awesome god.

>>3215901
So Kanako is humping the pillow then?

She'd never do that

if people are looking, that is.

Suwako never really seemed like a loli moeblob to me, and seemed more like a very easy-going, but mature, goddess just meant to contrast to Kanako's serious nature.

>>3216373
Suwako isn't a loli moe-blob. She's a short mature woman with small tits, and an easy going nature that comes from a relaxed position of strength. She also likes to hang out with people and cause industrial revolutions.

>>3216373
Forgot a picture of Our Lady.

>>3216373
>>3216384
>suwako
>mature

>>3216384
She also has a frog hat and refuses to be frozen.

>>3216373
Her MoF art looks the same age as about everyone else. People just collectively decided that she'd make an awesome loli. Then Hisoutensoku went and semi-canonized it, so you might as well get used to it.

>>3216384
The "industrial revolution" was planned by Kanako and Suwako went along with it.
She is only using this revolution to build (name) a useless robot.

I don't really picture Suwako a loli but definitely not mature looking either. Maybe like Marisa I guess.

>>3216397

>>3216406
who is that old lady dressed as suwako? gross

pic related, it's a real picture of suwako.

>>3216413
Has Mokou done a cosplay of Suwako yet?

girl needs to act her age :/
i mean shes already had sex even, she needs to stop pretending shes a kid

wat

>>3216427
Maybe she has a fetish for pedos.

>>3216405
I meant mature in terms of her personality.

I mean, she does danmaku for the enjoyment of it, and doesn't mind losing much.

Suwako's a god. She can take any form she pleases.

Right now she feels like being a loli.

>>3216431
like rika OH SNAP

>>3216438
That's good news for me.

Suwako is one of the few touhous that probably wouldn't kill you if you called her a hag to her face.

>>3216435
what's so mature about her?

>>3216448
neither would Sanae, because she's such a good girl.

>>3216427
Her age is like 3000, how do you act that age. Maybe it wraps back around at some point.

>>3216454
But Sanae is like 15-16, so yeah.

>>3216449
She's seen wars.

>>3216490
aya's covered wars, you know

I'm surprised Suwako still cares about her descendants. I'm sure apathy would've kicked in by the time her first great great great great grandchild kicked the bucket.

Remilia is the superior mature lady with loli body.

>>3216495
What are you, some kind of COMBAT CORRESPONDENT?

>>3216495
She covered both sides of the story, from all angles, with in depth penetrative reporting.

Why does she look like she's 10 if she's a mature god and shit?

>>3216512
Because she wants to. You got a problem with that?

>>3216505
Some merely take photos, others had to shoot.

>>3216521
Yes. I don't like little kids unlike most of /jp/. I want a mature and equal lady.

>>3216503
I think of her as being immature in mind, just because ZUN said so. Most of her dialogue doesn't seem that way, but I like the idea that she can't mentally mature because of how she works as a ZUNvampire.

>>3216512
Everyone in-game looks like ten.

>>3216512
Youth, health, vibrancy.

>>3216512
Because she feels like it.

>>3216525
What is that male doing in Suwatank?

>>3216526
Go fap to Yukari or something then.

>>3216527
everyone in the game looks retarded, but that doesn't mean that they all have mental health issues.

just the majority.

Suwanko seems annoying to me rather than hot.

Superior extra stage character, also a virgin.

Why are characters that act childish/carefree then get suddenly serious so awesome? Serious all the time is horribly boring.

sorry youmu, you're still soft

>>3216546
Oh Anonymous, why are you afraid of my succulent breasts, my fertile cunt, and my child bearing womb? Give praise unto me. My mountains. My lake.

>>3216563
I think you're horribly boring.

>>3216560
Except she has no emotions, so yeah. I'll take my non-virgin over emotionless.

>>3216560

She's so lovely.

>>3216566
No am not. You just have a penchant for pedophiles because you always disguise yourself as some little girl with a funny hat.

>>3216569
Who needs silly emotions?

>Suwanko seems annoying to me rather than hot.

Remember: Frog, not Dog.
It could save your life one day.

>>3216569
Her third eye is opening up.

And she talks in-game, and doesn't seem very emotionless.

>>3216569
>Koishi
>no emotions
Lost me, bro.

>>3216566
The lake is Cirno's, not Suwako's.

>>3216579
It is hard to play with friends when they think of you as mother.

Koishi is lonely moe.

>>3216597
Suwa lake. Also, think more metaphorically. Unless you're making a strong statement about fairy on frog possessive lesbian slavery.

>>3216606
Yeah, I get it. Cirno would assume Suwako was claiming her lake if Suwako said it to her, though.

She is the cutest.

>>3216587
>>3216569
Koishi has no heart that can feel emotions and that makes her very sad.

Koishi is sad because she's objectively inferior to her sister.

>>3216566
I'd climb her mountains and swim in her lake. And expel my white and sticky stuff in her lake while I'm at it.

>>3216634
So would Zabaniya work on her?

>>3216645
You've made her a very happy woman.

>>3216634
>Koishi has no heart that can feel emotions
>and that makes her very sad.
>sad
sadness is an emotion

>>3216566
>my fertile cunt

This makes me wonder, how long would youkai be fertile for in their lifetimes? If some of these girls are living for thousands of years, just how fat would they be from all the eggs crammed inside them to make up for that length of time?

Han har den fineste vogna på campingplassen
vogna mi den kallarn utedassen
forteltet han har er aller størst
og det var han som kjøpte gassgrill først.
Je har ei lita vogn fra nitten seks og åtti
bærbar do en såkalt portapotty
men campingtur er kjett uten cash
så je har penger dårlig vogn og tømmer bæsj.
Ja campingtur er kjett uten cash så jeg har penger dårlig vogn og tømmer bæsj.

>>3216634
She's getting better, don't worry.

>>3216642
That's a bad joke.

>>3216652
Where's my Norse mythology inspired touhou

>>3216656

>>3216654
thatsthejoke.jpg


>>3216648
I don't know what that is.

>>3216656
They look like humans so they must work like humans in every way except longer lived!

>>3216656
As a God Her Ladyship Suwa can turn it on and off. I have no idea regarding the end of estrus and heat in animals; but given the abundance of eggs and the rarity of heat, I'd suspect even Ran could still get knocked up.

>>3216671
And humans are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have inside of them.
Which makes me wonder if say, Remilia was born as a 20 pound ball of fat. If she's still a kid at 500, she's going to be needing a lot of eggs.

I would have a loving relationship with Koishi.

>>3216667

>>3216667
I want to taste sum frog eggs.

Can Mokou reproduce asexually when she menstruates?

>>3216704
I hope not, asexual reproduction isn't fun at all.

>>3216707
Do you enjoy being CAVED to death?

Suwako thread dominates entire morning shift. God is in her heaven, all's right with the world.

>>3216726
Everyone loves Suwako.

>>3216726
i find her head a bit huge

She's watching over us

>>3216760
I find looking at that picture makes MY head a bit huge, iykwim.

>>3216778
Even in our hour of need she shall protect us.

>>3215618
Kero! 233 posts, 57 image replies omitted!

>>3216778
>>3216787
As an atheist I find it strange how having a god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, safe and warm inside.

>>3216828
As a person, I find it strange how having a god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, safe and warm inside.

>>3216828
>>3216841
She's cute, and by all accounts a very nice god. How could you NOT feel warm at the idea?

>>3216828
It's not strange at all; she's that sort of person and she'll live forever in our hearts.

>>3216846
Suwako really is a god that brings everyone together.

>>3216841
Maybe I didn't say it correctly. I'm amased by the fact that I don't mind joining a Suwa-religion. If you mean the same then blessings to you too brother.

>>3216853
No, that was Suika and the whole plot of Missing Power.

Suwako makes me feel nice and warm inside.

>>3216851
That brought a tear to my eye.

>244 posts and 60 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

We need a new Suwako appreciation thread!

>>3216857
Well, I'm an atheist too, and I feel the same way. Mostly because a Suwako-based religion wouldn't have any stupid ceremonies or commandments, we'd actually know what God looks like (very, very sexy), and we could basically live our lives exactly as we do now, but with a sexy, warm-hearted girl watching over us and not demanding anything.

>>3216841
As a pervert, I find it strange how having a futa god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, wet and warm inside.

>>3216887
Wait a few hours, we'll be worn out by all the worship if you make it too fast.

>>3216888

>>3216908

>>3216909
Do not let this happen to our faith. Do not abuse Lady Suwa's mercy.

FUND IT

>>3216920
Suwako flies over a busy road and river while carefully watching to make sure no one crashes or falls into the river.

>>3216895
I better see a Suwako thread when I wake up to have a bright start to my day.

>>3216944
If you don't see one, and look deep inside your heart, you'll find Suwako smiling back.

>>3216981
I genuflected.

>>3216981
Oh god, that was beautiful.

>>3216981
I'm not sure that's her. I mean, there's plenty of faces there, or, well, eyes and mouths, eh, maws. With teeth. Plenty of teeth. But mostly eyes.

Can anyone else hear the drums? Might be a flute as well.

>>3216981
There's a little bit of Suwako in everyone.

>>3217108
You are under a dark influence. Pray unto Suwako for salvation.