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this is Gawr Gura-cchi. She is my girlfriend. She sits on my lap while she streams, that's right, my crotch is her chair. We have the sloppiest, messiest, loudest, bed breaking sex that gets neighbors and police knocking on the door everytime.
THE GREAT VTUBER RACE TO 3 MILLION>no vtuber has ever reached 3 million subscribers on a single channel>vtuber god, Kizuna Ai, only needs 110,000-120,000 subscribers to reach 3 million subscribers>a shark, Gawr Gura, is quickly closing that gap with 1,940,000 subscribersAt an average rate of at least 11428 daily subscribers, Gura will reach 3 million subscribers in 95 days. At an current rate of 334 daily subscribers, Kizuna Ai will reach 3 million subscribers in 330-360 days. With these estimates, GAWR GURA WILL BEAT KIZUNA AI ON April 16, 2021.
>>32164154can I get just the background image for that?
Is Ame limiting her FPS?
I love Ina!
Gura should make different kinds of creative content instead of just gaming streams, then she would be a lot better.
So this is the power of a 3090.
So stream autists, what setting is Ame fucking up? Obviously her 3090 can run fucking Apex
>>32164563Miko boat, fuck off. I'm old enough to recognize that
>>32164596this is false since gura is a lesbian
So Ame got a 3090 but somehow still can't play Apex at high settings at 1080p without dropping frames when she looks at busy scenery. Nvidia cucks please explain this.Given that none of the JPs have this problem my assumption is that Ame's settings are just retarded
Hey one of you finally told her. About time...
Holy shit guys, I found Calli's Japanese textbook
>"Amelia is like sunshine to me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU >Gura feeling special after Ame sang a song for her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqmFMObruw >They are CONNECTED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1itdhjmUDo >Gura also feeling things in her heart when she heard Ame sing the moon song https://youtu.be/H1itdhjmUDo?t=528 >"I love you!" *gasp* "S-suki..!" https://youtu.be/_AbZB1uuVjA?t=3406 >"Can you forget about Gura and be my wife?" "...once we upload the Ame AI, sure." https://youtu.be/Z-nP-w4XCk4?t=23778 They're such cute lovers honestly
>the best pc is hololive>plays everything at low settings>still choppy/laggy as fuck
Ina's next JP collab has been leaked!
>>32164622Chumbuds just want shit to UOOOOOOOHH at, the content literally doesn't matter.
>>32164617Me too!
This is Gawr Gura. Currently the fastest growing and most popular vtuber in the world. She was the very first hololive member who reached 1 million subscribers, passing her fellow JP colleagues in record time and is now about to do the same with the 2 million subscriber milestone. Not only has she already reached 62 million overall VOD views, she also has the highest membership count in all of hololive which makes her one of the top-earners of the whole company despite being around for just about a quarter of the year. In less than 5 months she will be the most subscribed vtuber of all time.
>>32164622me no know how to bideo
>>32164599You realize the people surveypost is to kill the thread faster after it hits the image limit right? We didn't get any last thread because we didn't hit the limit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8&ab_channel=skippy62ableOK guys how to do we Haachma to watch L.A Beast
>>32164627She set priority to OBS first
>>32164627Running the game through integrated graphics
>>32164312Uh ohF s.maid
>Allie_Canti_05lel
>Luna's raspy voice was caused by tonsilitis>tonsilitis is caused by kissing someoneUh oh this is bad, what do you guys think about this....
jwu, what is ame testing?
>>32164154Aren't you missing something?
Watching Amelia play some Apex Legends while hoping she gets her stream problems sorted out soon.While Watame continues her dungeon crawling in the post apocalyptic world of Void Terrarium.So friends, where we at?
what's wrong with it anons?
Trinity looks a bit different than usual
>>32164627No idea in general, but Apex shat the bed after an update for me, had to activate vsync if i wanted to play, otherwise it would lag like crazy for some reason
>>32164627Something could be overheating maybe?
>>32164622Gura should probably streams whatever will let her not have a nervous breakdownIt's not about numbers for Gura, it's about keeping her desire to quit at bay
>gets a new PC>its fucking garbageHAHAHAHHAH holy fucking shit this is so based. fuck amelia and fuck her fanbase
Gokisei love!Don't forget to check out Botan's 3D debut, this Saturday!
time to go to bed so I can sleep with ame.
Nice quick short guerilla
Bless you shitty game and obs for preventing Ame from playing Apex over fun games.
>>32164608>11428 daily subscribersWhere the fuck is this number from, am I missing some new numberfag sites?
>>32164637Imagine using No. 4 while raping some Jap bitch in 1946. Those were the days.
>>32164596Post proof Ame
>>32164664Why is the bird kissing the takodachi?
>>32164616No she isn't, and that's why it's terrible. The first game she played she had it capped but chat told her to uncap it in origin. Completely pointless
>>32164622She just needs an identity. She has no signature laugh, no catchphrase, no lore, no interesting relationships with anyone therefore no funny interactions like what holojp has.
>>32164617Hey, me too!
This is Gawr Gura. She is cute AND funny! I love her!
>>32164627She isn't running Apex in administrator mode
>>32164657OH FUCK HE POSTED IT AGAIN
>>32164639It's a software configuration issue. >>32164633She has the same problem Watame had with her 2080ti. Windows game mode was fucking her over.
Pretty sure she just needs to restart the PC or something, always gets fucked after installing a ton of drivers
>no streamsI can't believe I'm gonna have to sleep during work
Why can't women into computers??
>>32164617AAAAAAAA ME TOO!
>>32164596>Gura-cchiE un squalo italiano?
I figured a $5000 PC would have improved her stream quality tenfold but her L2D still lags even when she turns the game to all low settings and the gameplay looks the same. What did she do wrong?
>>32164622
>>32164608I wonder why her average viewership is so low in comparison to her sub count. I know twitch streamers have similar kind of follow/average concurrents but Gura's growth doesn't seem to follow what her actual viewers are.Maybe Gura just doesn't have a hook type of stream where everyone excited not since karaoke before christmas. Although I predict if Gura anything like Pekora, after her original song release she's gonna get some crazy viewer counts.
>>32164651Let's no give her more ideas
>>32164596What did Watson mean by this?
>>32164664>>32164689KFP and Tako fast food alliance
Gura should just sing more often... how do you sing so rarely when you're the most popular singer in all of hololive?
>>32164659I wouldn't enjoy Towa as much if it wasnt for her collabs with Sio
>>32164637>OH, NOO-GAYthis is what I say to the gurame shippers but they just dont seem to understand
>>32164638/u/ schizo, can you tell my why that stupid chink Haskyy deleted the best gurame image to date off of twitter?
>>32164669Is is true that chumbuds know gura’s mental state better then herself?
>>32164664Now this is something I can get behind
>>32164637>Take off your clothesGood job US military
>>32164700that aint me its just some other faggot
>>32164689>the bird is just Kiara>takos are Ina's fansOh no..
>>32164639>best>doesn't have a 5950X
>>32164642Wrong, they watch her because she's the funniest EN.
>>32164640Niiiice
>>32164640Ina and her wives are very cute.
>>32164617I love Ina too!
>>32164637>HE-FOO-KOO OH, NOO-GAY
>>32164701>windows game modeWindows 10 was a mistake.
>>32164637>Take off your clothes>Oh, Noo-Gaylol
>>32164657Oh no guys, don't give him (You)s he's baiting you!!
>>32164717A cooking stream? Now that's something I've never seen before.
>>32164638Thank you clip Gurameschizo
>>32164734>His cunt doesn't combat rape.
>>32164639>Intel in 2021>Best PCLol
>>32164640nice
>>32164617Hey! Me too!!
>>32164657>tonsilitis is caused by kissing someoneNot true, I had it and never kissed anyone in my life
I thought the Youtube notification was for the VOD going up so I missed half of the previous stream.. Please, no more, Watchama..
>/ホロライブ/ is infested with kpopfagskek
>>32164640She always gets the best art
>>32164723Jesus fuck me, this chain of replies again. Pls no
>>32164459Reasking this, anyone has that coupon?
>>32164651Please no, I don't want her to get idea's from this man. I am pretty sure he isn't human or he would have died by nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZstObB4RVsQ&ab_channel=skippy62able
>>32164695I love Gura, but does she love me?
>>32164695Same.
40 minute stream, least you Eurobros got a taste of Ame actually finishing her pc but it sucks you only got a test which she's going to have to deal with before she goes to bed
>>32164732By reading this thread you'd think so. They also know how she spends all of her time off stream, what she likes and dislikes, how often she masturbates, etc.
All I want in life is to hug my cute clownwife and give her all of my love even when she's feeling down.
>Watame [void tRrLM()]https://youtu.be/trmOSsoBcIo
>>32164714Pre-built machines are always fucking garbage. They may have X ram installed to look good, but its going to be the lowest quality shit ram them can find. Same applies to all the parts installed.You should never get prebuilt garbage unless you want to steal the gaming card out of it for your real build.
and you yurofags wonder why nobody streams at these hours, all you faggots do is whine and complain like a bunch of womenfuck you
Anyone archived the first one? youtube-dl is still running, but it's deleted, so it's probably going to fail.
>>32164671Heres a present discord friend
>>32164664Based, FUCK TRINITY
>>32164622>>32164642>>32164669>>32164691go back and fuck dogs pls
>>32164790Yeshttps://streamable.com/zpeg3p
>>32164723Guys I think GURA SUCKS and her NUMBERS ARE BAD, now give me (You)s
>>32164651I like to call this guy the anti-clickbaits
>>32164637My fucking sides.Also, who the hell is "Calli"?
>Been gone for a couple of monthsAm I being retarded? Where's the jp hololive thread?
https://youtu.be/P77j9DYt95YIf only the Minecraft EN server didnt' exist, we could have had things like this happening.>But JP re-Moona mostly speaks English on the JP server and she had an entire fucking anime arc with Pekora.
>>32164638>"not gurame! You guys have a sickness in your brain!"
>>32164614Here you go, a modified version of The Burning of the Library of Alexandria.
What are the chances LA Noire actually works fine later?
>>32164806>Amefags are pedosgood job being on a list
>>32164657Tonsillitis is most often caused by common viruses, but bacterial infections also can be the cause.
>>32164617I also love Ina!
>>32164682Anonchama, the war was over by then...
>>32164640>>32164780Why does lesbian art always seem so gross?
>>32164777>Infested>>32164230>1 post why are you like this faggot
>>32164802The game ran fine on her side. It is just a cinfiguration on tje software. Either not capping the fps on game or some drivers updates.
Pretty excited for tonight's zatsudan and tomorrow's ASMR stream.MORI LOVE!
>>32164800Why does Watame play this game so often?Always just looks like some kinda JOP Mystery Dungeon so I lose interest
>>32164762yeah, yeah, you'll find a way to complain about anything.
>>32164813Forgot this
>Complain>Provide no solutionEverytime
This is Gawr Gura of Hololive EN. She is the sweetest, cutest vtuber with a good sense of humor. She is also an amazing singer and streamer, and she is steadily improving all the time. She is my oshi and I love her.Fuck numberfags.
>>32164777>>/ホロライブ/ is infested with kpopfagswait what? why?
>>32164806Holy shit that image, that area of hers must be delicious
What's the point of Gura?
>>32164731If its your pic, perhaps they weren't happy with the faces? Pose is fine, the faces are a bit off.
>>32164701Astel also had a similar problem with Apex
>>32164701Pretty sure they fixed game mode on windows 10 a while ago..
>>32164660Sorry, I'm in the>watching the forbidden HoloEN's resident evil VOD, contemplating joining the membershipcamp today.
Ame come back...
>>32164753Wtf is that and how do I get rid of it?Admittedly I'm not having problems with it atm.
>>32164777Fuck off
>>32164802She could have moved the components to the other computer but then that could have created some downtime if something went wrong.
>>32164822Blame En "fuck those dirty Japs" Ma for denying us potential kino
>>32164806UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
InaAmefags are unironically the most cucked, mentally ill /u/schizos in these threads.Imagine shilling a ship with little to no current chemistry? Heck, imagine shilling a ship supported by Zhangs for that matter. Why not make GurAme the National Pair and move on?
>It wasn't that choppy.Nice copout chat and Ame.Guess Apex will forever be choppy then.
>>32164836Anonchama, the US army is still in Japan to this day...
>>32164857Her trident has a point.
>>32164857What's the point of (You)?
>>32164651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVTmMw4xn3o&ab_channel=skippy62able>Look through channel>Video called how many light bulbs can I eatwat?
>>32164731That one you sent is by aoisaka77 but I dunno. Maybe it's because some people were rt'ing the art into their art hashtags?
>>32164844Mori LOVE
>>32164769Kiara has a 5800x so she’s got that lead at least
>>32164671Everyone that replies to this post after me loves black transatlantic cock
>>32164857To make nutsackis seethe
>>32164695It's been 4 months already and she still isn't a good comedian, even chumguts deep down know she's never going to improve. All the holoEN girls are still dull, no amount of loud screaming from Kiara and itunes albums from Mori will change that fact. Ame is the closest thing to an entertainer they have but she's never said a punchline that was good, she only implies she can be funny but never lives up to it. All talk, no action. Haachama, Coco, Pekora, Miko, Korone are oozing with charisma, something that no amount of subs can give Gura.
>>32164842I'm not complaining, it was a fun stream. It wasn't new or creative though.
>>32164777nobody asked nobody caresgo back
>>32164857Making you seethe /hlg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhEntyzf70
>>32164691>>32164762>>32164622Go back to bizarro /hlgg/
>>32164806>teamates are pedoskek
>>32164840Implaying they're not lurking KEK YOU ALREADY POSTED A PROOF
>>32164829thanks anon
>>32164837Pardun?
>>32164857cute funny blah blah
>>32164640I am not usually a yurifag, but this is pretty good.
>>32164806UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>32164881Hey there
>>32164881I wish I could die and be reborn as a cute girl designed by amsrntk
>>32164707Cause they're women
>>32164837I think you’re lost, friend. The Holostars thread is down the hall
Why is based associated with the discordfags now? Some raid I missed?
>>32164900the other anon (surely it wasn't you, right?) requested "different kinds of creative content instead of just gaming streams". i hope that clears up your confusion. if you're moving the goalposts from "different kinds of creative content instead of just gaming streams" to "just invent something completely new that no one has ever done before" then obviously no one is going to take you seriously. i hope this helps.
>>32164894>works on my machine Alright Watson, I guess the streams are just going to look as fucked as they always did.
>>32164822>Polka and Flare>two of my favorite holos>being cute togetherthanks clipbro
>>32164868What do you mean "fixed"?The purpose is to give the foreground game max priority to CPU and GPU which would wreck a livestream setup.
I look at the desperate SEAnig posts now and just burst out laughing. Two days worth of shitposting about the PC only for it to be a setup for another BTFO. What a sad existence.
>>32164806ccccc.....cunny!!!!!!! ?????
>>32164828>You like feet? You sickos.>Why is everything always lewd? You sickos.>You wanna sleep on my couch? You sickos.>You breathe? You sickos.Ok.
>>32164830>on a listgo back
>>32164622I agree, imagine if Gura made content like she did in HER old days... then it would be more entertaining. This is an objective fact, more varied content would be better. Anyone saying otherwise just wants a hugbox for their oshi. Gura should do what she did before hololive, fuck these shitty managers.
>>32164940Fuck you.
>>32164657Didn't you already get BTFO in the other thread? Are you that desperate for attention?
>>32164830>>32164915go back
>>32164899Cool but no one asked.
Gura is neither cute nor funny
>>32164843Because you raise a loli in it.
>>32164908Right after you develop some thicker skin.
>>32164882You have a sickness in your brain.
>>32164899your tail...
>>32164936Before you die let's see your nacho picross.
>>32164806Nice
>>32164949But seething about random anonymous posts days later isn't a sad existence at all.
>>32164857To be my wife and have kids together
>>32164881Gura talk with your mama
>>32164780Looks like futa Gura
>>32164871Search windows game mode. It's usually fine unless you want to run programs in the background... i.e. you're streaming.
>>32164899I see you have given up on live viewer-shitposting after getting BTFO so many times now and are now trying the "not entertaining because I say so!"-route again. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>32164953Go back HERfag
jwu what should I be glad about today?
I forgot how calming Watame's streams can be
>>32164894>10,000 viewers all saying its lagging like shit>"It looks okay on my machine"Ame please...
>>32164941It's not, just that some raid was so half-assed that they resorted to just posting a shit opinion and replying with "based" every minute on loop for a bit.the absolute state.
>>32164894Ame.. literally doing a quick google reveals there are issues with Apex and obs. Why don't you try some of the solutions and see if they work. Off-stream.
Babu check RIGHT NOW
>>32164899How long did it take you to type this while fucking your dog?
J*** W*** U*, is it safe to say I love Ame yet?
So how do these people get their chuuba models? Do they design them all themselves and then Hololive commissions their artist of choice to make the final render and after hand it off to the Live2D guy? I'm asking because Ina really admires her artist. It can't just be a coincidence, right?
>>32164960She's cute she just isn't funny
>>32164830>>32164915Looks like we caught ourselves some Redditors in here
Apologize.
>>32164956you do realize that could be anyone right?
>>32164985That’s all you chumniggers can say huh? That’s all you have. Just admit that Gura could be better, and that she was better. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Faggot.
>>32164971I dont understand what youre referencing
>>32164953unironically kill yourself
Love you Ame, but why did you buy a prebuilt PC...
>>32164996>posting a shit opinion and replying with "based"Holy shit, they've learned to blend in
>>32164915>>32164830Where the fuck are you people keep coming from?
>>32161326It turns out I might be more pissed than I thought as I have avoided the thread via busywork.Did anything important happen?
>>32165006you just missed almost 2 hours of test stream
>>32164538she said it on the debut collabhttps://files.catbox.moe/qhf7lc.webm
>>32164899If that is true then why does Gura produce more clippable moments than every other holo? Clips that get hundredthousands of views mind you
Harro /hlg/! please stop replying to such obvious bait.
>>32164935>>32164881I wonder if they'd ever work together
>>32165013FOR NOTHING
T-tick tock?
>>32164985You're an idiot.
>>32165013I KNEEL
>>32164953>I LOVE MEME VIDEOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!¨>I'M TWELVE BY THE WAAAY
>>32164806UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>32165006i think so, people are busy shitting on gura again for no reason
>>32165006>"I love Ame"How could you say something so controversial yet so brave....
>>32165034Wrong thread you dumb jap
>>32164987Thank jesas for being born in the same era as your oshi.I know I do.
>>32165034Link the jp thread yagoo
>>32164857the red one
>>32165017Go back HERfag
>>32165033She produces so many clippable moments, her subs have become all clipfags.
>>32164983Oh, I see. Thanks.
>>32165023only way to get new ryzen and 30series GPUs right now that isn't buying from scalpers.
>>32164953>13:00:19>>32164985>13:01:19>>32165017>13:02:21Caught ya. Knew it was odd that there was no HERfag posting for as long as the Ame stuff was being discussed. Now that the Ame situation is mostly resolved and rrat free, you're going back to the old playbook, huh?
>>32164881Does she go by Nacho or Amashiro? What did Gura call her during debut?
>>32164953Still reusing old bait>>32164964>thicker skin.How about you develop a brain and watch streams if you're gonna complain? And no I'm not talking about the entertaining part, she does other stuff other than gaming, so pretty much you're retarded or this is a clear bait that yes, I'm answering to.
>Gura not streaming for 8 hours>Already has people seethingThis mesugaki is just too strong
>>32164608>>32164723Gura doesn't have any type of unique appeal, that's why. People watch Pekora streams for entertainment, they watch Haachama for wacky shit. What does Gura offer that's special? Rushia already does her shtick but better. I'm going to admit that I was a shrimp at one time because I thought she had potential but now it's confirmed she'll never try to be funny or have personality.
Gura >is a clip flag that only cares about clips>has actual skitzos as artists>has the worst paypigs on the platform>chat is living cancer>plays the same games 8/10 of her streams>live viewers are now free falling
>>32164803I beg to differ. I'm a chumbud, and I don't care when Gura streams or how often. I'll always be there for her and when really can't do it I watch the archive.
>>32165017HERfags are literally autistic children
>>32165058This is the /jp/ thread.
Gura's Visage stream was pretty damn boring
>>32165071Meds
>>32164990I don't know. It was fairly exciting during the extremely short-lived strongsheep arc.
>>32165071kek based schizo watchdog
>>32165071Thank you verbal tick schizo
>>32165059Is Terraria gonna be her only EN stream?
>>32165059Terraria again, yay I can be mad watching her again. I don't why watching people play that game badly upsets me for some reason.
>>32165071Based chamaposter
>>32165013I have nothing to apologize for as I’ve never stopped believing.
The APEX stream is gone. Did anyone archive them?
>>32165071Wow thats almost perfectly 1min apart
So we can all finally agree this is no longer /ameg/?
>>32165078Gura is funny, she makes me laugh every stream. Just because you repeat it every thread like the obnoxious autistic piece of shit you are doesn't make it true.You: https://youtu.be/EhQlnDw2c_I?t=4005
>>32165078So many nutsack lies in a single post
Are guys done doxing random anons?
>>32165091she didn't like it either, you can clearly see she fucking hated the game, at least its out of the way now
>>32165059Here's the EN version
>>32165018https://picrew.me/image_maker/168503
>>32165091yes
>>32165102>upsets me for some reason.autism
>>32164953i agree
>>32164892Chimkin is turbo based
>>32165089Eh? It's /global/ though. What did I miss? I don't lurk very often
>>32164813(you)
>>32164795>before she goes to bedWait doesn't she stream in 5 hours?
>>32165071https://files.catbox.moe/reobyj.webm
>>32164806
>>32165023When you have money you get to pay people to do work that you don't want to do, because saving a couple hundred bucks isn't worth your time.
>>32165080Spoken like a true bud
>>32165035They are lovers.
>>32165020>>32165043You guys are such faggots. She doesn't have to make anime meme videos or whatever but implying her channel wouldn't be improved with some variety like she used to have is ridiculous. You want Gura to stunt her own growth as a creator or limit herself from doing things that 99% of other Holos do. Is this just to "btfo the HERfags"? Fuck off already.
>>32165112>>/jp/image/h9HctB0xq7QTFcxAyAlZAwstop
>>32165080If you guys were REAL FANS of her, you'll be giving her constructive criticism. Like telling her to come up with a trademark laugh, a trademark phrase, a unique quirk, something to actually make her entertaining. Ironically I'm probably acting like the only true supporter because I want her to get better, while you guys just are yes men who contribute to her downfall.
>>32164813Twice the subs, but no more views than the rest
>>32165132Yes, welcome to to the Ame experience.
>>32165023Considering how long it took her to set up the prebuild, imagine how long it would have taken her if she needed to build it from scratch.
>>32165109Refresh
>>32165112bit slow on the uptake huh sheepfucker
>>32165079this is your mind on /hlg/
Sasuga, /hlgg/, what the fuck happened to draw in so many Gura antis recently? Is the seethe over 2m subs really that bad?
>>32165078People who have Gura as their Oshi are the same people who left the theatre after 2 minute when watching Pink Flamingos, the people who left halfway through became Mori fans, and the people who stayed to the end like Nene and Polka.
What is your problem /hlgg/?
>>32165071based
>>32165142Go back
>>32165071https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>32165091It reminded me of amnesia, which she disliked and never finished. Do you guys think the same will happen to visage?
>>32164894I don't understand her stubbornness. She's the type of person who would have her stream look like shit just to say she did it her way.
>>32165122>Fall GuysCocochi..........
>>32164948Obs devs recommended game mode to be ON
So... If she tested out another game like Titanfall 2 would it have run better? (Yeah yeah minus her shitty ISP)
stop procrastinating and do your reps
>>32165118>she didn't like it eitherI mean, she told chat a few times that she was liking the gameIt's not a good game for streaming if you can't focus on it tho
>>32165125Maybe, it's the only game that triggers me though, playing wrong is fine and all, but not even looking talking to guide is triggering me.
>>32165130obviously
>>32165159I got a big dick but no bitches.
>>32165023You're literally retarded if you think its a hardware issue.
>>32165142go back
>>32165071Once again, Haatons prove that they're the strongest breed
>>32165155Yes that's the seethe>>32165147
>>32165122>reddit reviewi fucking hate that bitch
>>32164997Literally all her issues are Google-able>What should my bitrate be?4500-6000 depending on your upload speed>Why are background programs lagging but the game isn't?Windows 10 game mode, turn it off>What should my FPS cap be?60 if you're okay with sacrificing your own experience so Youtube doesn't have to re-render that part>Why is my internet lagging?Because it's shit, lol gg no re
>>32165023>women>assembling a computer
>>32165079Here's your (You) for trying something new
>>32165102sounds like autism man, I'm good at terraria and I love watching new people struggle it lets me remember my first time playing back when the game came out
>>32164830>>32164915This just invites the cunnyposting, good job anons! POST CUNNY
>>32165171Most likely yes because Apex is shit.
Gura>prettiest feet in hololive, very proud of them, teases viewers with them all the time >has an absolutely flawless cunny slit, almost seems artificial with how perfect it is >very fit, can have sex for hours without collapsing>can make trees and plants grow just by singing to them>her singing is so beautiful even adult men will cry when she brings out the sinatra or elvis>funny and good comedic timing>has great taste in movies, loves stuff like old horror classics such The Thing
>>32165071Fuck yes, another samefag spotter. Thread needs more of you.
>>32164948They had an update where they adjusted gamemode to also prioritize OBS, too.
Please stop giving these low effort posts replies..onegai..
>>32165156Gura is my oshi but I like Polka too...
>>32165155it's 1 guy baiting and retards falling for it
>>32165075I dun even know if people are seething or are just really retarded falseflaggers legion in here. Some of these baits are straight up satire level of stupidity no one should have bitten
>>32165159I’m not married to my oshi
>>32165122>reddit reviewi fucking love that bitch
>>32165155easy (you)s during dead hours, simple as
>>32164727What she needs is to request Cover to give her the ability to record and release cover songs on a regular basis. Releasing songs once or twice a month would improve on her lack of content variety. Karaokes should still be only one monthly public karaone and one members only one.The only problem is Gura has to do much of the legwork necessary to make it happen (which she seems incapable of doing).
>>32165123Oh gosh, when you said "picross" I thought you meant nonogramsThis character designer thing seems kinda bad, I tried clicking on a buncha randomized choices and they all look kinda wackIt was a bad idea to make left and right eye designs separate
I am actually gonna stress test ONCE more so you bozos better stay frosty
>>32165137Nice, I bet Ame masturbates to this.
>>32165114Now see that was funny. Gura should do that more often.
>>32165152This one is still gonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgKO87LyJQo
>>32165174Anton she said that about amnesia which she never finished and didn’t enjoy that much, Gura will never outright shit on a game but will never finish the ones she doesn’t like
>>32164882This is true but you don't need to be that mean, anon. Who even ships iname? Can't be teammates, they're goslings and have the most overlap with chumbuds.Can't be takodachis, because they don't exist and/spoiler] are quiet like their oshi while doing their drawing reps.Pretty sure it's like 3< falseflaggers who get their kicks rustling the anti-/u/ nest and guramefags at the same time.
>>32165117Of course not. That's like asking if they are done being mentally ill.
>>32165143You can't just ship mothers together that's weird
>>32165147Total views and watch hours depend on how many streams.Witness Pe-san getting mogged by a 6K streamer.
for cute happy married couple
>>32165202Were you by any chance a fan of mid/early 2000s gross out humor in cartoons?
>>32165147>thrice the amount of VODs>still getting mogged by someone with way less who literally debuted only 4 months agoLMAO
>>32165202Me too!
>>32165174>Gura has the basement key>Checks out several times the same door>"You need the basement key to open this door">Walks awayI screamed
>>32165145no
>>32165155It’s probably just one nutsack baiting (You)s.
>>3216515934yo fat virgin neet
So... will Haachama do EN streams again at some point, or are those gone?I hope not. Really don't want her to give up on the global haachama domination dream.
>>32165187Let's see you answer this one smart guy:>But why?
Why doesn't Ame just ask Botan for help
>>32165191struggling fine, but she refuses to even talk to the guide and is wondering about things that could be answered by talking to him.
Nutsackis should be purged from this thread.
>>32165201Why do you want Gura to stay boring forever? Criticizing her might actually motivate her to become a more entertaining holo.
>>32164964As soon as you develop some eyeballs and ears and actually watch the streams instead of repeating the same stale bait like an autist over and over.
>>32165159I have a small penis mid 30s and balding
>>32165146>Like telling her to come up with a trademark laugh, a trademark phrase, a unique quirk, something to actually make her entertaining.>I'm probably acting like the only true supporterCome on man, try harder
>>32165214I'm good. You're not going to actually try any solution that would actually work anyway.
>>32165171Unironically yes.You can't even unlock fps in game
>>32165221Why is Gura a pussy? It'd be funny if she shat on a game.
Anyway, THEY ARE LOVERS.
>>32165091Yeah. She did what she could to carry it, but it's a pretty dull game.
>>32165201yeah it's probably time to do some reps
>>32165228If we mixed RBC's stream hours + Pekora's views Hololive would be able to beat Valk.
>>32165143Imagine Gura's joy when she found out her mom supports her /u/ schizo tendencies.
https://twitter.com/honkposter/status/1348724594060873730Daily reminder this is what your "fun"posting does
>>32165162>>32165180ogey
>>32165245>Hi Botan can you help me with this?>"chicken or beef cyka"
>>32165245Because it's 3AM in Nipland
>>32165241Isnt rfa on burger hours?
>>32165250>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=15401924891321.jpgah yes, a true chumbud
>>32165159Ame's scheduleMori shitting on collabsGura being popularKiara's existence
>>32165168Looking like /shit/ is passable, dropping/stuttering frames is not. But I Iove Ame so I don't really care desu
>>32165250So she graduates and becomes my wife
>>32164949But the setup is pretty fucking horrible.Also she still procrastinated 2 weeks on this
>>32165187>Literally all her issues are Google-ablethe EN girls suck at google hell, remember that time mori said she looked up youtube videos for how to set up her asmr mic and said she couldn't find any? They just don't know their googlefu
>>32165264Cause she’s too nice. Imagine if she told “say this” faggots to fuck off from her SCs
>>32165228I always say that youtube views are suspiciously inflated compared to twitch, but no one ever believes me.
So can anyone give me lore on all the test streams she did, given the fact they are deleted now (need to know how Ame is doing, proud that she was able to finally finish her PC)
>>32165146You are acting, no you ARE an extremely frustrated and obsessed person because you are literally in the threads 24/7 posting the same shit over and over again. It is actually incredible just how hard Guras success makes you seethe. You seriously need some support and love in your life.
>>32165291Kek
>>32165223I DID IT AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
>>32165285There's a ton of posts pointing out it's a fake now, it'll be fine.
>>32165231No I'm a 90's kid, I watched Dexter, Angry Beavers. I stopped watching cartoons around the 2000's though Zim was cool.
>>32165241I thought she didnt want to do more EN stuff until her English improved.
>>32165294>retards don't even use randomize filenameIt feels god knowing I'm never going to get caught doing this shit
>>32165219I have a 27:27 recording of the first vod, so it's missing the last 4:11. Maybe someone managed to grab the whole thing.Downloading the second one now before I look into uploading it.
>>32165285Thank you I'm more motivated than ever
>>32165199there are others?
>>32165176You didn't answer the question anon. Did I miss something?
>>32165249>>32165240I gave Gura more money than any of you. I'm just disappointed that she never lived up to her potential. I'm tired of pretending she's great while people downplay Pekora. Gura's success means she won't ever try to be funny, her fans never tell her to improve so she'll be like this forever. I wanted to like her, I really did.
How to experience a feeling like Gura's first karaoke stream again?
>>32165187If you Google recording issues on the OBS forums they will tell you to enable game mode
>>32165071I've said this before, but there aren't actual HERfags in these threads (as in people that want Gura to act like HER ala youtube children). It's always people baiting.
I see the thread seems to be confused, so let me clear some things up. Gawr Gura has never done anything worth apologizing for. She is literally perfect and can do no wrong. This is an OBJECTIVE fact, and no amount of seething and whining and parroting of shitty baits can change this fact. She is also the cutest and funniest member in the entire company.
>>32165243I'll figure it out eventually, s-shut up
>>32165285fucking kek
>>32165213>nonogramsWow, numberfags must have a blast with those.
>>32165241She only stream EN so she can get 1M before 2020 ends. Now her dream is dead and so the EN stream ends.
Oh no! It seems like Ame pissed herself!
>>32165327Nobody is forcing you to watch her retard.
>>32165299I don't really care since Apex is pure super filler stream to me so I just listen to Ame having an aneurysm from dying in a multiplayer game while I do something else.
>>32165285hey blame the tourists that take our funny maymays and post them on their discords to get internet points
>>32165007It probably depends on the holo. The artistic ones probably come up with more of the original design and then directly contact an artist to make the final design. The others probably have character ideas and then just communicate those to the designers - similar to how people get D&D character art commissions.Ina is actually her own mom. She just used Kuroboshi as a beard.
>>32165285>the amount of braindead idiots believing ittwitterfaggots are actually retarded
>>32165327You're a funny guy, nutsaki.
>>32165320>>/jp/image/23dxdX4P4ql1kXeBPtf-qg
>>32165285Nigga my friend actually believes this unironically and tells me to stop coping whenever I try to tell him it’s fake. He thinks that I am turning into an incel and can’t be happy for gura’s pregnancy, I countered by saying it was from hlgg but then he said I’m fucking weird for being on there and then ignored me after.
>>32165320If anyone searches this image they are going to find a lot of my posts. Stop making me look bad.
>>32165122I wonder what the ? is
>>32165245Botan is actually not that good at computers she's knowledgeable enough to know how to assemble a pc but that is about it.
>>32165302>couldn't find any?>first result is a guide by the manufacturerMori...
Defend this. I know you post here, gura.
>>32165364See>>32165367MD5 doesn't work for that anonchama
>>32164999
>>32164701>imagine being more wrong than reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/obs/comments/kvsk2w/twitch_stream_is_choppy_says_dropped_frames_due/It's been fixed.
>>32165146Hololive is not One Piece you idiot and don't you know we already have Pekora for that. Now STFU with your fake "constructive criticism" and stop being a shitposter you faggot. You're an embarrassment.
>>32165259Lock or unlock?
>>32164782Oh, nevermind, found it.
>>32165327>having expectationshow many times do we have to teach you this lesson ojiisan
>>32165338And this is why Gura never gets more views than the others despite her high sub count. No standards. Yes men nodding like sheep, never urging their oshi to develop a personality. Gura SHOULD be the best holo, she has the design, the resources, even decent singing ability. But she lacks creativity and soul.
>>32165354I don't see any piss dripping down her legs or puddle on the floor.Why are you lying.
>>32165338Based!
>>32165109I have both at 31:37 and 38:21. Anyone know if those are the right lengths? Youtube was saying the first one was up to 41 minutes long
>>32165295Ina...
>>32165320don't forget to add random bytes to the file so the md5 differs too
>>32165320>I think I finally understand why I love Amelia so much and it's a bit embarrassing but here goes. In high school I dated a girl for about a year and half. Very pretty, basically out of my league. We talked about marriage and were very much in love (puppy love if you want to call it that). I wanted her to be my first and me hers, but she always found an excuse not to have sex with me. It was strange. So one day I got fed up with her and tell her I wanted to go on a break. She agreed. So we're on a break, but I fully intended to get back together with her after a while. Well one day some guy messages me saying he fucked my ex girlfriend in the town's mall bathroom. I legitimately thought he was fucking with me but I asked my ex about it and she just started crying and saying she was sorry and that "it just happened" and that she still loved me and wanted to get back together. I said fuck that, we're done. The few days after that, I couldn't stop thinking about this dude fucking my ex girl in that bathroom stall. He defiled her. I could only imagine her moans and pleasure. It turned me on and I had some of the best cooms of my life. Ever since, I've enjoyed NTR. It just happened and that's how it is. I still talk to her now from time to time and we catch up because she genuinely meant a lot to me back then and was my first love. But yeah. Whenever I watch Amelia I get that same rush that I got back then and I love the rush. Not to mention Amelia is honestly really cute and funny to be around. This feeling just takes it over the top for me. Jesus Christ... change your hash you fucking autist
>>32165365Did you even provide him the actual screenshot and tell him it's a photoshop parody of Peko accidentally showing her chrome homepage?
>>32165327sure son, sure
>>32165365your friend is a based nice guy
>>32165327How the fuck do you "try to be funny", anyway?
>>32165362unlike gura"a" am i right fellow chumbuds
>>32165338Based Chumchad. this also applies to Amet. m8
>>32165328I used to do it on occasion, but the last time I was actively calling them out was during Yogurt's graduation when a chink alternated between weeping for her and trying to tarnish her memory by saying Coco was at fault. Went reeeeeal quiet after I told him straight-up it wasn't working.
When are we going to go back to the We Hate Kiara Arc of the /hlgg/ anime?
>>32165380I see your fake yab screenshot and raise you a real yab screenshot!
>>32165159I wanna play video games, but as soon as I start I lose all motivation and play for 30 minutes tops.
>>32165386ok, so she just needs to run in admin mode
>>32165320You guys aren’t posting on 9 proxies, using randomize file names and randomized social media account names just in case? Ngmi
>>32165330Post ghosting guerrilla karaoke.You really want that?
>>32165395No sir, she is already at the top, and it was well deserved too.
>>32165422When she moves back to australia
>>32165327Thanks for the akasupa, mah duh
>>32164646She’s popular because kids stumble onto her videos and lol baby shark girl xd
>>32165380I see the chinks have not learned their lesson
>>32164723She has a loyal fanbase of 10k people, and 10 K that come, subscribe, watch one or two streams, and leave, she's a revolving door.
>>32165372that's cause she didn't use the right phrasing when searching I think she did something like "asmr mic setting up"
>>32165146>yes menOh it's you again. I guess you got tired of shitting on Amelia, right?
>>32165327t. HERfag
>>32165285kek Im glad retards will exist no matter the current year
>>3216540131:38 and 38:22 is what the thumbnail previews say (the ones from her main page), but those can be off by a second. Sounds like you got both of them in time.
>>32165285I still laugh that the pregnant meme leaked. Imagine being the Cover employee who is tasked with lurking these threads and being asked to explain the context of that meme to one of the girls or managers.
>>32165303I figure she did that because she likes the clips
>>32165427tiny shion..
>>32165422
>>32165358>Ina is actually her own mom. She just used Kuroboshi as a beard.Sauce on this? That's really neat regardless. Thanks anon.
>>32165450>"asmr mic setting up"man, what a fucking retard
>>32165372She was extremely upset and completely demoralized at that point. The real issue was the batteries and she's fixed that and even got help from a senpai.
>>32165414these people probably think her original plan to laugh like Sha-ha-hark would have been better than 'a' because she tried harder. Retards don't understand that forced comedy is always bad.
>>32165387>Hololive is not One PieceTrue, Hololive has a long way to go to get even close to One Piece levels of entertainment
>>32165285This will never not be funny
>>32165148Still not sure whether I should take a nap or power through to Kiara's new Minecraft time.4 am is such a bitch
Begone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7WoiAi_6Q
>>32165294He didn't say anything bad.
>>32165427>5ch YouTuber board on there twiceWhat would cause that?
>>32165072Amashiro. Nacho is her Twitch name iirc
>>32164637Which transliterated phrases are referred to?
REMINDER: Gura needs me in her life. It will be a net positive for the entire world. You can't disprove this.
>>32165285Daily reminder that the only ones freaking out about this are zhangs trying to pretend that they have any influence, and retards who picked up on it for (you)bait.
>>32165331Recording != StreamingWith recording you can just push chunks of raw video into memory/disk and wait to render them so you can get away with higher resolution/FPS/bitrateStreaming, on the other hand, is dependent on real-time rendering
I admit it. I was a HERfag. I loved her old content. I donate and member to Gura but she will never truly be the same. I don’t want to impose on her so it is okay, but sometimes I think about sending an aka supa telling her to unleash her limiters and stop playing around but I know she won’t. And I HATE IT. I wish things could go back to normal but they never will.
>>32164951UUOOOHHH I LIVE TO TAKE MY MEDS ANOTHER DAY
>>32165327That's unfortunate, feel free to move on.
>>32165472There isn't one. I just think it's fun to believe considering how hands-off Kuroboshi has been w/ Ina since her debut
>>32165422>we
>>32165431Looks familiar...
>>32165446show data to back up this claim
>>32165447They’re falling for it too? What the fuck?
>>32164631No one mentioned a penis
>>32164822so the real reason they can't stay on JP server is because Enma said no? what a dick.
>>32165327Sure you do faggot, prove it, gimme those receipts
>>32165505Use that money to buy a rope and hang yourself.
I only come to these threads to post about how I hate Calli
>>32165365Show him the archive of the post?
>>32165516Our rrats are the strongest
>>32165505This whole post is a lie.
>>32165516They also fell for the Ame member post edits.Chinks are actually really easy to brainwash.
>>32165155It's just a couple or faggots and a bouch of retards that fall for it>make antipost>range its tone from conerned loyal fan to obvious bait>wait for (you)'s>reply to yourself a couple of times so others take the baitIt's really that simple
>>32165488They're getting warmed up for sex. Gotta stay limber
>>32165486Ame at least play interesting games
>>32165401Upload the first one if you can. I could only grab the second one. First download wasn't finished by the time she deleted it.
>>32165505well, now is a good time then to kill yourself
>>32165490she probably kept both the real and anti 5ch threads on different tabs
>>32165232Those are views from the last 30 days, not total views. The fact that Gura is new is irrelevant.
>>32165461It's been incubating for months
>>32165427>Pe-san outright deleted that VODWas it really that bad of a yab? I wonder if she approves of her rabid nuberfagging fanbase on 5ch...
>>32165320>He thinks his posting style differs and can hide by just using different filenames
>>32165212>incapableThe word you're looking for is lazy
>>32165532Yeah, fuck that whore. Don't know what Mori sees in her
>>32165488Kanata looks like a child in comparison... very creepy
So apparently looking at the last thread Ame masturbated to smut manga while waiting for her PC to set up too?
>>32165473Like I said EN are bad at know how to google since word choice matters>>32165478Funnily enough had she checked their official youtube channel
>>32165401anon please upload.
>>32165490Two different URLs she visits on 5ch
The real hololives are the friends we made along the way
>>32165365>Believes the rrats>No YOU'RE the weird one for knowing why the rrats are fakeFucking normalfags. Give him the context of Pekora lurking 5ch if you want to explain the situation, tell him to fuck off otherwise.
>J*W*U*>missed an Ame guerrilla stream>no YT notification or tweetI'm sorry but this is fucking retarded. I don't care that it was just a test stream for Apex, I hate missing streams.
>>32165285blocking him this very moment
>>32165516That was an old pic from yesterday. It's fucking funny that the Chinks on r*ddit figured out it was a fake before the NGA chinks did.
>>32165505How can people even be HERfags that are older than 12? That content is literally on kindergartener level
>>32165285HER posters are the worst
>>32161326is there an alternative to the teamup schedule that includes ID?
>>32165461>cover thinking this place mattersY'know, I was going to say that, but since Gura mentioned SCP being in the interview, I'm not that sure anymore.Into the txt it goes.
>>32165327Look at this fucking autist. Just go watch someone else. You won't be missed.
What did Mori mean by this?
>>32165568Nah she was torrenting all the BL manga she could find
>>32165558the chat is always a reflection of their oshino exceptions
>>32165481One Piece is an absolute snoozefest that gets the majority of it's audience to love it through the sheer power of stockholm syndrome.
>>32165365>Things That Never Happened and other Cool Stories
>>32165569>1 dislikeMori, don't lash out at the company...
>>32165414ask a stand-up comedian because I don't know
>>32165248Huh, I just got it recently too after seeing Coco play, mainly because it looks like something I'll like to sink my time into, if I can find the time.But anyway, talking to the guide doesn't seem to really tell me much, does he tell more as you progress further? I just built a house at this point, after taking forever to figure out that walls =/= walls and its literally like MC where the blocks you harvest is what you use.
>>32165559only schizos believe in "reading posting styles"
>>32165433>He isn't mind jumping into people's bodies and living your life until you get caught, then jumping into a new hostFucking loser, get on my level.
Why are people pretending Gura didn't just have one of her best weeks yet? We aren't /hlg/, you retards, we can actually understand the content we consume.
>>32165592There's a Gura txt now?
>>32165589>Believes rrats unironically>is HERposterInteresting
>>32165318You got it wrong. She said she'll work hard on her English and only come back to the EN MC server once her EN is better and she is officially holoen
God damnit of course I miss Ame's first guerilla this week, at least it was just a short test stream I guess.
>>32165581Reminder that this is what Ame wanted to happen, she doesn't care about her viewers
>>32165516Chinks are actually the ones trying to push it. Then they come to the thread and try to doompost to "sever the unity of Hololive."They found a bullshit jokepost, and tried to make it into their next "operating mission," and it's failed before it even began. They resort to posting day old shitposts from F*c*b*o* and r****t, and claiming it's the domino that will kill everyone.
>>32165346Now I really want to see a nonogram puzzle where the solution turns out to be pixel art of pekora's ogey face
>>32165618Because Gura is about to lap Pekora and nutsackis are in full cope mode.
>>32165285>every response either people asking if it is real and being answered that it isn't, or making fun of the people that fall for itits LITERALLY fucking nothing
>>32165581It was shitty and only resulted in Ame going.>Lel guess you guys will have to watch choppy Apex.
>>32165589thanks for this dude I wasn't angry enough today
>>32165617No, the cover txt.
Can we finally agree that all HERfags should be hanged from the nearest street light?
>>32165618Anon don't make fun of the ESLs. They can hardly understand what she says.
>>32165595She was thirsty
Let's talk about happy things instead. Like how hard is Matsuri and Roboco going to tank in the Apex tournament. Didn't Roboco's PC literally fail on her earlier. Considering it was mostly her fault that Hololive did so poorly in th last one cause constantly DCed and left her party to suffer for her mistakes. do you think Fubuki is going to get super frustrated?
You are all retarded. If a Holo is really your oshi, she could have 1 fan or 1,000,000. You should enjoy your time with her all the same. If you let popularity influence you, you're a worthless sheep who can't form your own opinions. If you want to watch competing with numbers, fuck off and go watch sports or something.
>>32165173 ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵉᶦˢᵒ ᶦᶠ ᶦ ˢᵃʸ ˢᵒ
>>32165610You definitely can when there are a small number of people. Not with the hundreds of posters here.
>>32165609He will gain more things to tell as you do things.
>>32165071Holy shit you're a genius
>>32165618Because we are currently shitposting about Ame's schedule
>>32165610Hey this guy wasn’t here last night when an anon got caught
>>32165617Yeah, it's on her fan Discord.
>>32165610watch this. This is you >>32165455
Just imagine a blowjob from Mori. It would be clumsy and painful, with way too much teeth. But she would believe she's doing an amazing job and that you must be having the time of your life, wondering why you still haven't cum an hour later when in reality your dick is bloody, sore and struggling to maintain big ups through the pain and Mori's stale wine breath. And then she accidentally tears your frenulum and you pass out from the excruciating pain while she guhs, thinking your screams are screams of pleasure instead.
>>32165091Yep, the game was fucking boring like all the horror games she plays. Amnesia, Outlast, that baby game, Soma etc.. It makes it worse because she is so retarded but at least she tried to make some funny moments.
>>32161942>Type 'Gura' in search bar>One of top suggestions is 'GURA FACE REVEAL'Youtube-kun...
>>32165649Nah yhey will benfine and have fun
Huh, Sheep completed the entire dungeon.
Are you having fun shitposting /hlgg/?
>>32165673wtf how did you do that
I wonder how long Ina's tongue is
>>32165673Wrong
>>32165620Ah, that makes more sense.>>32165630These are some unironic gay ops. I still wonder how much of these are represent the entirety of the CN hololive fandom or just a few autists even within China.
>>32165173Mildly interesting fact. I've been eating a lot less since EN debuted and have lost about 10lbs
>>32165649My vinegar arrived so I'm happy but I have no more polka to watch so I'm melancholic
>>32165553I am focusing on total views. Or are you actually going to deny that 62 million views with thrice less the vods is not brutal mogging?
>>32165581I can feel you anon, but don't go schizo now and imply that this has anything to do with her current schedule, or whatnot. This is exactly the type of thing Ame would do even in the past, because she doesn't want a massive audience for her flailing about.
>>32165609I'm not going to lie to anon this is a game where even people who have like 1000 hours in it keep the wiki open.
>>32165690No.
>>32164622Her cooking streams. Also her last three RFA streams have some interesting twists like playing the ukelele while doing It. She's already trying to spice things a little bit.
>>32165159Every once in a while the RRATS of cynicism infest my brain and convince me that some holos hate each other behind the scenes or don't get along as well as they portray themselves to be.
>>32165610They caught one retard really easily just yesterday and he's been screeching about how he's being gang stalked since then, so I'm inclined to believe them.
Sex with TakaMori!
>>32165610it's easy when spotting shitposters
>>32165690I DO. And I'm TIRED of PRETENDING I'm not.
Even if Ame only streams 6 times a week which obviously won't last for long, I wouldn't mind it since the streams are even more special
>>32165498You're right anon, she does need me in her life. Thanks for opening my eyes.
>>32165682>click it>first result is the Tyrone videoFucking kek
>>32165693Short
>antis are going back to shitposting with Gurawhat did Ame btfo you fags or are you waiting till her other unplanned days to come out if she doesn't do any streams at all?
Why do Chumbuds yield so few monthly views? >inb4 "her noombahs got inflated by memes"So did Ko'one's, Friend's and Coco's> inb4 "EOPS bad"Calli has an EOP fanbase and her views/subs is 9.4
>>32165599your opinion is insignificant and does not matter
>>32165682It's even worse anon
I love watching Gura and can't wait to see her zatsudan later today!
>>32165717Forcing Kiara to watch me violate Mori!
>>32165693Coco has the best tongue unless proven otherwise
>>32165581She didn't do much in the stream anyway.>>32165599It's actually the opposite of what you said. One Piece is one of the few manga with actual good writing. Chuunis like you think edgy shit is what makes a manga good, but no it's characters and worldbuilding. Every major character in One Piece is so fleshed out and charismatic they can star in their own series. Strip away all the flashy action scenes and pretentious melodrama from your favorite anime, and there's nothing underneath it all. One Piece has a hundred well written subplots, mysteries, character relationships that if you strip away the surface layer there's still a lot more to love. That's why so many people love OP despite its length, they love the characters, the comedy, the tragedy that are all built up to properly. If it was actually boring they would just drop it, especially these days when it's the easiest to read/watch anything whenever we want. Even Senor Pink who is a nothing character in OP is more likable than most manga protags.
>>32165718Only the retarded ones
I just realized I love Polka. Post Polka.
>>32165718Yep, pretty easy>>32164622>>32164691>>32164953>>32165017>>32165142>>32165079>>32165250>>32165327>>32165395>>32165505
>>32165690>Use same Gura bait from weeks ago>get plenty of (You)s>Switch things up with a little HERbait>plenty of (You)sWhat’s my next operation? Hmm
>>32165649Whatever happens, I'm sure it's going to be entertaining as fuck. God knows tournament arcs create the best content sometimes.
>>32165717Cuddling and hand-holding with Ina!
>>32165078
>ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS SINCE THE LAST INAME COLLABjust give up inamefags.
What's the next step after this?
>>32165595>this is what she looks like before every GUHSasuguh!It's from a stream if I remember correctly and the demon crew thought it was funny so it's been kept and passed around by them (with her permission of course)
>>32165759hopefully necking yourself
>>32165755kek
>>32165741It's a constant struggle, living with such an unfortunate voice.
>>32165759Getting found out >>32165759
Reminder that both Ame and Gura are degenerates.
>>32165159things_cover_should_do.txt
>>32165630It will always be hilarious how they tried to push both Mori and Gura graduating off of the "they're unprofessional!" angle days/weeks after the topics at hand ceased being an issue.>>32165697Just like how we are a drop in the ocean of Hololive fans, so too are the NGA autists in their own communities. From a convo I had with a CN anon that came here one day, I'm pretty sure most of the Holo fans in china don't care - its like 100 or so autists trying to ruin Cover, I'd imagine.The antis are in dire need of getting another figurehead arrested, they're getting uppity again.
>>32164782>>32165390Also, in case anyone else was looking for it.
>>32165770Still disappointed Miko wasnt there for Pekos 3D stream
guys I love Kiara so much
>>32165738It's 4 months after debut though, why don't you wait for the numbers to normalize?
>>32165472>>32165511Speaking of that, Suisei actually did make her own, not sure if she did the rigging herself though. Not the current one, her old one.
>>32165738Gura streams 5 times on average a weekthe others 8-9 timesits that easy
>>32165732W**h**l** is also the second vid
>>32165669Shitposting Ame's schedule is outdated now, get with the times
>>32165502>Read the palybook. Study how people psot. Learn the motivation.Been there, done that (in other communities). And all it ever brought me was infinite frustration from seeing people who don't do the same fall for the stupidest shit in the book time and time again.I learned my lessons, and would much rather stay ignorant. Even if it means biting a hook or two now and then.
>>32165023it saves time. would you rather she save money?
>>32165724You are not me, go away
>>32165673Do me next, please.
>>32164695she's cute but I don't really find her funny. t. Takodachi
Holo playing fighting games when?
>>32165682
>>32165755try again
>>32165745what about forcing Mori to watch >>32165776Well that's an old face I haven seen in ages
>>32165770
>>32165786Shit, meant >>32165755>>32165791Translation?
/tg/bros ww@?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omu_OIiPVXg
>>32164617We love Ina!
>>32165755kek, what a sad pathetic loser
>>32165768ass not big enough
>>32165794Taking care of a baby is hard work anon, please andastand
>>32165198>her singing is so beautiful even adult men will cry when she brings out the sinatra or elvis>funny and good comedic timing>has great taste in movies, loves stuff like old horror classics such The Thingthe others might be debatable, but these are absolute facts.
>>32165791are the chinks finally on the gurame train?
Reminder that all paypiggies and super chatters are actual faggots donating to unironic WHORES just so they can receive more interaction then the rest of us. It’s very sad. If you have donated, please retract it or remain a FAGGOT.
>>32165801You are going to force him to check out every single holo to try and confirm that
>>32165768that's one curious little tentacle right there
SasuGUH. Big ups to /hlgg/ for giving me so many (you)s even though they really didn't need to do that. I'll continue to do what I do, but I just hope you know that ya boi isn't so good at posting.
>>32165822Yeah your post gave me quite some doubt cause it varies compared to the others, but I put it either way
>>32165422Holotalk is this week
>>32165846You're a whore
>>32165791I'm sure these 2 masturbate multiple times a day.
>>32165751>mangaNot going to move the goalpost, so fair enough.I watched the anime first and absolutely hated it, would you suggest reading the manga?
>>32165836>no ikadachisCome on, Ina loves them too
Ame?
>>32165581ThisHow am I supposed to know when a stream is happening?I know I already miss most of the streams because of work but missing one when I could have not gets me a little sad
>>32165738>monthlynobody caresgura is already the 8th most viewed holo only 4 months afterher debutlets wait another 8 monthscan't wait to rub the results in your faces then
>>32165738Like I said, it's because Gura doesn't have a strong personality. Saying this is not being anti, it's just fact. She needs SOMETHING to hook people into watching her. Miko is funny as fuck, that's her hook. What's Gura's hook? There's nothing there but her design. The irony here is that chumbuds are the one stopping Gura from becoming great. They could tell her to put more energy and comedy into her streams but instead they just blindly praise her for everything. I want Gura to be good but you all don't want her to.
>>32165755what are you going off of? your fucking gut? suck my dick faggot. i hate you self-pompous egotistical faggots thinking you have a read on half of the board because you're some sort of omniscient social perceptual savant. suck my fat fucking cock.
>>32165775Damn, I can't believe Ame called Ina a gook live on stream
>>32165846Oh hi it's you again. Still salty that your oshi will never recognize you?
>>32165868Whaaat?
>>32165738Marine shouldn't even be on there with +15M restored videos. If you're going to numberfag, do it competently.
How am I supposed to know an ame guerrilla stream is happening? Just by luck? I thought she said she was going to stream guerilla’s at the usual times
Literally the ONLY metric that matters is dollars per hour streamed, which Mori and Gura mog everyone else.
>>32165809Fair enough, honestly. It should normally be on a mod to do this stuff, since>no trolling outside of /b/Is apparently a global rule that's supposed to be used, but you know how they are here.
>>32165747I would commit literal jihad to receive a rim job from ks*n
>>32165878Keep coping nutsacki.
Birds!
>>32165887Stream down? Fucking burgers...
>>32165581I agree. Even if you were awake, who has the time to constantly refresh Ame's Youtube to see if she happened to decide she wanted to stream?An occasional guerrilla is fine, but it's a different thing if she decides this is going to be her standard practice for 2-3 streams every week.
>>32165878I'm sorry that you're a child that needs a gimmick to pay attention
>>32165880kek, keep seething
>>32165649Nice bait. Matsuri is going to dab on all you fuckers.
>>32165892she streams them unlisted and tweets the link out, then deletes the tweet within 5 minutes. you have to just be lucky and keep refreshing her Twitter page
>>32165878Hard to have a strong personality when you're one doxx away from people knowing where you live.Also, couldn't she just make her thing to be cute? She's already making inroads, but she always flip from one theme to another.
>>32165878take your meds already you overly obsessed shitposting faggot
>>32165892STRESS TEST
>>32165902Just turn on notifications and hope they work
>>32165878Watch the streams.
>>32165813This is you>>32165813
>>32165581Do you people really not check your notification settings?
All these posters trying to call out other posters for samefagging... and I’ve never been (You)’dA true rrat hides in the walls and blends in, you will never catch me
>>32165159Ame isn't playing RE2 Remake.
>>32165791I don't get it. Is it that both are pretending they aren't super horny for each other?
>>32165900Holy shit Subaru's face is so adorable here.
>>32165912TokyoGhoulpunchingMatsuri.jpg
>>32165908there's a reason you're a fucking loser that is unemployed, lonely, single, and will never amount to anything besides posting on 4chan for 10 hours a day. eat my cock.
>>32165581>>32165875Weird, I got notifications for both of them. I think she didn't give any notice on these since she was just testing OBS. Hopefully when she does a proper length stream she'll tweet well in advance.
>>32165878>They could tell herDelusions about power over other people is a common pathology of autism
Sharkbros??>>32026827
>>32165610>He missed the doxschizo last nightWatch your back, anon
>>32165650I'd say "based" but I'm actually glad my oshi is leading in one of the quantifiable categories, and would be kinda upset if she no longer was. It's just one more thing to be proud of when it comes to her.
This is a good way of gauging fanbase. Face reveal search order is lowest for ina and highest for gura.
>>32165940HAHAHAHAHAHA god you made me kek so hard
>>32165738I only like Gura's karaoke and RFA, I skip the rest unless it's a collab
>>32165928To be fair, youtube notifications are dogshit. I've had notifications hours after the fact, or not at all.
>>32165198based
>>32165702I kept it open after trying and failing to build a house.I think I killed zombies and eyes on my first night because I had no house. Had like 3-4 tombstones.
>>32165892>Sleep all day so I can be awake at 4-6am in case Ame guerilla happens>She streams midday for me and a slept through itLife is suffering from now on, Anon...
>>32165369Maybe enma finally picked up the phone.
>>32165610There is an actual doxnigger skitzo that admitted to having a list of anons that he found here on other sites
>>32165900Cover I want more tomboys please.
>>32165589log out and look at that. it's not a locked account, you're just blocked.
>>32165738>videos restored from the big copyright yab a few months back>view spike>LOOK GUYS GURA IS GETTING BTFO'Djust look at recent vod views and have your faggot narrative btfo'd whore.
>>32165880
>>32165947
I'm really starting to miss Shark Meido after this past weekThese threads have been pretty shit ever since the mass bans started expiring
>>32165912>>32165938https://files.catbox.moe/fynjwp.mp4
>>32165327Wait for EN gen 2 pal
>>32165928Fuck off susan, we all have it set to 'all' and that shit barely ever fucking works. Your system is broken and it's not a user error. It's the consequence of the fucking pajeets that build your platform you cheap sack of shit.
>>32164955no FUCK YOU
>>32165940You sound frustrated
>>32165715Got a link or post number? Heard about it, didn't see it in real time tho
>>32165957Ina just looks like any other korean female anyway
>>32165883No, that's not him, that's someone who wants (you)s, and is hopping on the current train of people who think they're all German Shepards equivalent to the Haatons to try and farm some (you)s. No prompting for it and obvious, superficial copying.
>>32165675>struggling to maintain big ups through the pain and Mori's stale wine breath. And then she accidentally tears your frenulum and you pass outVery cringekino post, thank you for making it>>32165690Si
>>32165488https://streamable.com/rgio03
>>32165878Ever thought that the opinion of one or some shitposting faggots is insignificant and does not matter at all? A very clear majority does not agree with you and that is made more than evident by Guras rising popularity. You will not change a thing about this fact no matter how many times you post the same shit on a random imageboard on the internet. Nobody cares about you.
>>32165365Q predicted this
>>32165892it was just supposed to be a PC test, not a real stream. She even deleted the archives. Someone is probably going to upload them soon, but you didn't miss much, just some really choppy and blurry APEX.
>there are western streamers caught grooming and sharing pictures with some fansdo you think the same thing could happen with the holos? what if there's one chumbud, one teamate, takodachi, etc, sharing romantic or sexy messages with their oshi? maybe even some nudes.and no anon, it's not you.
>>32165900Still cant believe how good Reine has been
>>32165738Because her channel only existed for 4 months and she has less videos that anybody on that list. There's just less to watch. It's actually impressive that her views are this big with only ~90 fucking videos.
>>32166006It's me
>>32165822You're still a giant faggot.
>>32165892Just stalk these threads and wait for somebody to link it
>>32165943Of course she fucking will.Ame deliberately didn't want a big audience because it was just shit test streams. She didn't talk with the chat or anything. She didn't focus on the game. she just kept going>How does it lookand resestting the stream a dozen times.
>>32165971>Having socials in 2021You get what's coming for you anon
>>32165957Wow Teamates are based
>>32166006Well I won't share the pics then, fuck you.
>>32165535Which ones? I only saw one, and no actually fell for it.
>>32166006all me
>>32166006Klaius stop day dreaming
>>32165966Meanwhile Coco fails to kill Kingslime with full Plat amour and a good weapon
>>32165943She's not normally going to stream at these hours. She didn't want to go to bed without figuring out why Apex is a shitty game.
>>32165978kek
>>32165532It's the exact opposite for me, I came here to have fun with fellow deadbeats and find OC specifically ones that include her roommate
>>32166006How do you know it's not me?
Wasn't this a Rushia copypasta originally
>>32165983Wow, did they really just go for the same dropzone. Damn.
>>32166011That is the one fact dogfuckers and nutsacks conveniently ignore
>>32165924>And hope they workI consistently get them after about 20-30 minutes after they start stream.It doesn't help that they don't update on browser either unless you refresh, since I never got any of the notifications for her poals until a while later.
>>32166006This will be the biggest problem with Holostars EN and why it will never happen.
>>32165983When is the next Apex tournament? I want to see Matsuri get her revenga.
>>32165981He's gotten a talking to about the purpose of these threads.hololive on /jp/ was always meant to be containment. The fact that falseflaggers/schizos/newfags vigorously shit up this place means that it's working as intended.
Kiara should graduate already it's clear nobody likes her
>>32166001Nice reference to Starship Troopers.
>>32166038I'm watching an apex stream on Twitch right now and it looks smooth as butter with worse hardware. I'm not sure what the fuck she was doing but it sure as hell isn't the game's fault when you have a 3090
>>32165928Nigga do you really think those actually work properly? That band aid solution barely works for me and when it does, it's only for fucking P*ka for some reason
>>32165791WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>32165957probably because all asian girls look homogenous you retard.
>>32165768Careful there you degenerate tako
>>32165532Yeah fuck that bitch. Btw what did you think of last nights member's stream?
>>32165914Just use that Matsuri tracker linked a couple threads back and customize it.
>>32166022>it's realimpressive
Oyakodon hdoujin with Gura and her mom when?!?!?
>>32165505>I admit it.I laughed.
No more Ame stream?
>>32165975I've never talked to this person before anyways, and I don't rt any holo stuff, but the tweet was "it's fake dummy"
>>32166077It's smooth because they went through hoops to get it to look smooth while streaming.
It's actually crazy that the antis are coming and giving us useful ammunition for why Gura is actually the best. I bet they didn't expect their tactics would backfire this hard, it's pretty embarrassing. Every point they try and parrot is easily dismantled and proven wrong time and time again. Just accept it, Gura has a wonderful personality, her comedic style and timing is on point, and there's literally no one cuter in the whole world. It feels good to be a chumbud.
I almost had a mental breakdown over that Gura fake home page because I thought it was real. Not gonna lie, the idea of Gura being pregnant was driving me insane and I was going to cancel my membership but thankfully I decided to do my archive reps and saw the truth. Now I unironically don’t need to take my meds to avoid a potential mental breakdown, not even lying if it was true then I would’ve been done for.
>>32166022yeah, because everyone already knows who she is you dumb fucking retard. her doxx clips have literally 100k+ views each.gura is an enigma and most normalfags don't even know what she looks like.
>>32166022based
>>32166021Hey don't judge me bro, I just happen to like the feeling of youtube thumbs up my ass
>>32166001https://files.catbox.moe/2v8f8f.mp4
>>32165768Brunch with Reine!
>>32166100I love Nacho's style
>>32165546UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH- Wait what the fuck.
>>32166122nah you should still take them
>>32165581>>32165902>>32165875I imagine she would've probably announced it on twitter, and scheduled it on youtube 1 hour in advance if it was supposed to be a real guerilla stream.Youtube notifications work for me though, only ones that don't work are the ones for non-member community posts.Twitter on the other hand is a piece of shit. I had to periodically click and unclick the bell during the first month after debut until it finally stuck and started sending all the notifications.
>>32165993>>32124582>>32124625
>>32166122Is this your new tactic nutsacki?
>>32165581this was going to happen regardless of her schedule or it because it was an apex stress test, retard
>>321661221/10 bait but take my (You)
>>32166090it was comfy
>>32166100Damn Gura's mom is really good at drawing lolis.
>>32165791Can we get a translation?
>>32166037I mean I died a couple times, so I just respawned and kept killing. Also exploited the knockback of the wooden sword or w/e the base weapon is.But uh, I guess thats pretty bad. Last I saw she had some range weapon thing.
>>32166006It's true... Gura is grooming me...
>>32166136did she draw any more lewds?
Let's get Ame to join the next one.
>>32166153this. it's not a guerilla in the normal sense
I'm gonna jack off to this boy for the first time. Give me your best GUHs
>>32166122
Bro shut the fuck up, go do a pushup or something.
I love every poster in these threads. Yes, even (You).
>>32166136nacho and nabi mama need to fuckand im talking about their roommates.
>>32166022but if you switch the names around, face reveal does show up as a termi guess if you know her as amelia watson you're less likely to search up a face reveal
>>32165791What the fuck? Are bugs starting to love hololive again?
>>32166122If you know about this site, how could you possibly see links to here and think it's real? If you weren't a newfag, I'm sure you'd have seen similar joke screen images with tabs like 'gay porn with hats on' in them.
>>32166122She probably has a boyfriend, she is probably not a virgin, and she will probably will get pregnant sometime in the future.There is nothing wrong with any of the above.
>>32165927holy shit...
>>32166110in 4 hours.
>>32166006that one guy who wanted to collab with Gura implied he got into her DMs
>>32166182you can't just say that while I'm jerking off bro, that's gay
look at this cute Ame!
>>32166066Wait wait wait, are you saying I could be sending my oshi dick pics as we speak?
>>32166181Friend...looks a little different today, more...bitchy
>>32166176i'll give you an akasupa instead
>>3216606824th I think. Check the past couple threads if no one else confirms, it mentions the gorilla in it so you can ctrl-f to make sure its the right thread.
>>32166164>Uuuuuoooh child shark sexy.>Uuuooooh big booba detective sexy.
>>32166176No, you can't jack off to my boy!https://streamable.com/rfur6y
>>32166006Don’t tell me you faggots actually believe these girls would interact with a fan outside of sanitized situations? I still remember ame nodding that random dude who turned skitzo. Not worth the risk.
>>32166182I don't believe you
>>32166186so basically plebs are doxxfags
>>32166120>antis shit on Gura>chmbuds defending her are forced to think of legit reasons why she's great and why they love her>love her even more as a resultI want to thank the antis for helping me realize that Gura is even greater than I previously thought
>>32166153Yeah, it's totally unlike Ame to not make a tweet announcing she's streaming ahaha...
>>32166120At this point, I think it's more about making the experience here as shitty as possible. Shame for them they can only do it on the most rotten of dead hourse.
>>32166022People blame clipfags but this can actually be tied back to the Trash Taste Podcast. Clipfags heard about her being a toxic gamur on the show and started making those clips.
>Anon finds out all the samefags>They stop shitposting/baiting (you)sYep they're seething so hard rn about getting found out. They'll probaly come back in a bit when it dies down tho
>>32166193You're right, her boyfriend is me.
>>32165504>>32165513If Ame's Minecraft is any indication, she will never Google it or look at documentation and just flail until she figures out some kind of shitty solution. All low settings on Apex on a 3090 at 720p, here we go!
>>32166205Fuck off Tako. Your roommate works for a CCCP corpo
>>32166176Sounds pretty gay.Wait for the ASMR stream
>>32165071guys, I appreciate the want to catch more faggots, but you're not good at it. Pleast leave it to the professionals.Your reperations for shitting up the thread and not actually taking my advice of not taking his bait is to watch BIG RED HEART again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCgNon-negotiable.
Applause.
>just realized my favorite indie got a KU100The upgrade in quality is immense, I hope Mori is willing to step up her ASMR set up after a few streams.
>>32166199Carson? His friend specifically razzed him because he DIDN'T get into his DMs
>>32166145Oh! Oooooh, right, that nigger complaining about getting shadowbanned. I think that's more catching someone stuck on one topic rather than a specific posting style though.
>>32166199he wanted her to DM him
>>32165609Some of the NPC's drop hints the further you get into the game, the game's flow at the beginning goes like explore- find something you aren't ready for - make preparations to tackle that new challenge - beat challenge - ask the guide about what you can make with your new resources - become stronger - tackle a new challenge you couldn't beat before.It's kind of like a Metroidvania in a sense.
Would you drink Ame milk straight from the tap?
>>32165865>watching a longrunning shounenDo you hate yourself?Also source is always superior
>>32166120I don't really like Gura's comedy at all, I find it facile and obvious, but clearly it resonates with a lot of people so it's hard for me to criticize her for it. She's just not my cup of tea.
Reminder to fags that are mad Ame didn't give a heads up for this, it was just a test stream, she already told people like us to watch the VOD but she deleted the videos cause it was a test stream. Hope some anon uploads the archives
>>32166261Prepare to be disappointed.
>>32166279That's the only way I'd want it.
>>32166193Uh, no. This is not okay for an idol, which she is.
>>32166244you're one of them trying to start it back up again
>>32166279Only if she showered first
>>32166199It's the opposite tho, he asked C*rson if she dm'd him, to see if she accepts dms, but he didn't recieve one.
>>32166279No, its probably spoiled. We know how this NEET lives.
>>32166279Of course
>>32166070Yes it's containment, but only containment for shitposting and bantsThe sheer amount of doxxposting on /jp/ for the past month has been ridiculous, that should be contained by the big kusa cow and not hereThe anons that love falseflagging and generally shitting up the thread are the same anons that love doxxposting. Didn't you notice how much better the threads were when doxxposters were banned? That wasn't a coincidence
>>32166285I don't really like your oshi's comedy at all, I find it facile and obvious.
>>32166199i think he meant something creepier than that but i won't elaborate.
>>32166273>his DMsher DMs, I mean
It’s inevitable that at some point the EN girls will become popular enough that someone is going to run into them in real life and be autistic enough to start recording them. The question is how would each of them react to it? Run away, cover face, angry, or play dumb?
>>32166263Kek
Ollie love!
>>32166279No, I prefer Gura's milk
>>32166305>NEETnigga shes employed
>>32166279Are you a faggot? It shouldn't even be questioned!
>>32166193Idols get married at some point don't they?
>>32166279Yes.t. Not Gura.
>>32166299Just ignore them/me and don't give them/me (you)s and it's all good, anon.
>>32166279Don't mind if I do
>>32166317GURA'S A BOY?
Watame has a Singing until she has 700k Subscribers video soon. She's asking us to support her, and we really should, she's an amazing singer and wonderful person.
>>32166292Prepare to be BTFO nigger
>>32166320Ina doesn't leave her house
>>32164640Hot
>>32166107Good shit, deadbeat, at this rate you'll all catch up to the current day meta by 2030
>>32165738That is a very misleading metric which depends entirely on how often you stream in a month.
>>32165659>>32166278Thanks. In some ways after taking a glance at the walkthrough thats what I figured. Although I think my next step is probably digging deep.Well, I also picked up some other shit during the steam sale so its on the backburner for the moment.
>>32166328Its more of a state of mind with Watson
Did you really belib?
>>32166285Are you that guy that posted 3 essays on why her Soma playthrough wasn't funny ?
>>32166324Silly anon, gura can't produce milk!
>over 40 (you)s last thread>already over 50 this threadyou might be the most retarded people I have ever interacted with, you eat literally every bait and fall for every falseflag LMAOlet's see if I can break my record of 71 (you)s and I bet I will
>>32166120Do they have anything to do other than shit on these girls 24 hours in this thread?
>>32166320>It’s inevitable that at some point the EN girls will become popular enoughThey peaked weeks ago.
I unironically want to found out Gura’s location so I can protect her from stalkers, I would set up an encampment nearby and just keep an eye on people going near the house /apartment. I would also indiscriminately shoot anyone who is asian, just in case they are him.
>>32166285I can usually predict Gura's jokes before she even says them. Her funniest moments are when she says something completely unexpected like the autism thing, though I don't even think that was a joke.
>>32166122>my sloppy 15-second edit almost drove a man to commit suicideI thought people stopped believing the first thing they see on internet 15 years ago.
>>32166312Hey man fuck you
>>32166360I'll help you, because you're right.
>>32166279Only if she doesn't shower first
>>32166344In addition Matsuri has a karaoke to 777k in around 12 hours too.
>>32165738VOD views per 7 days:Marine: 330,878 (4)Pekora: 463,751 (2)Okayu: 151,300 (8)Aqua: 259,916 (5)Coco: 183,006 (6)Fubuki: 168,689 (7)Korone: 402,382 (3)Gura: 634,102 (1)
>>32166279Only if it's the milk from Watson's shaft.
>>32166355Oh ffs Ame it was a small APEX stream I could actually dedicate time to watching in my own time.
>>32166355why do you want to watch a laggy test stream that cut in and out for the entire duration?
>>32166344Idk man she cast a spell to make my oshi graduate the other day
>>32166356Yes
>>32166360go back
>>32166372I never stopped, I am the ultimate schitzo
>>32166279With her shit diet, it probably tastes terrible
Gura will marry Amelia
>>32165878Quit falselfagging as my brother.
>>32166355S T R E S S T E S T
>>32166176It's not too late to turn back yet.Here's something for you:>Be anon>Have trouble being confident in your writing skills>Crumpled papers scatter the floor and overflood the waste basket>You really feel like you're about to lose it, your fingers digging into your forehead>About to just give up and try tomorrow>As you get up from your chair and sigh, a knock from the door surprises you>"H-Hello?">Anon? Dude, you okay? You haven't left the room all day.>"Yeah, I'm good. I think. I - Ugh, I don't know.">She gently opens the door and peeks in, a look of pity on Mori's face>Whoa. It's a mess in here, man. What are these?>"No, wait, hold on-">She picks up and uncrumples a paper before you can grab it from her hand>Haha, yo, you've been stressing out over this? What even is->Her face goes from amusement to embarrassment, face slowly burning red>"Mori, seriously, don't - don't take that seriously, it's just-">It's really cute, anon.>Her voice is higher pitched, speaking in a sweeter voice>"Huh?">I mean, look, this line, read it for me.>"But-">C'monnnn, for me?>She gives you those incredibly sweet puppy eyes you've only ever seen twice before>Feeling a lump in throat, you clear your throat and get ready>"U-Uh, 'I saw her in the moonlight, a pink rose among the tombstones. I walked towards her, as if she were a siren beckoning me from the ocean.' This is trash, seriously...">Nooo! Keep going! I like it a lot.>She takes a seat on the bed next to you as you continue, doing your best to sink into the paper in shame>"'She told me, 'What do you desire?' And I answered, 'A kiss from death.' She came over and... And indulged me.'">You can hear her cutely giggle as you feel your cheeks burn>"Mori, c'mon...">No, really! I think it's really, really good.>"You're just saying that.">Without a break or pause, she leans over and gives you a kiss on the cheek>Nope. Make more, okay? If it's really good the next one will be on the lips~>"U-Uh, Oka-">NOICE! Alright, I'm out this bitch. I got reapin' duties.>She snickers at your bewilderment in her sudden change in mood again>As she reopens the door to leave, she looks over her shoulder and winks>Peace. See you later.>You sit in your room, in stunned silence>Slowly, the shock leaves your body, flushing out from your toes and fingertips>Get up from the bed and back form the chair>Crack your wrists and neck, turning on the desk lamp light>Stare at the blank piece of paper on the desk>Inhale>Exhale>"Let's do this shit."
>>32166241>Mori somehow saves Ame again by pure happenstanceHow can one girl be so based?
>>32166288>The archive for them will still be available!DYRBI
>>32166360Yeah yeah figured it was you, your way of typing is pretty similar, have another (you) to reach your goal.
>>32166121I'm sure Ame doesn't actually care about those clips very much but holy shit it's annoying how prolific they've become, there are so many le sekrit knowledge faggots in her streams now.
>>32166288>archives will still be available Man ame really hates her EU audience
Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it. It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.
>>32166285Kek are you still here? the anon who posted 700 words essay on her soma stream?
>>32166344Didn't know she had one going on, thanks anon.
>>32166203>he can't tear himself away from /hlgg/ even when jerking itThank fuck I'm not the worst addict here>>32166182You too (no homo)
Is Watame ok?She's been like this for the last few minutes. Not moving at all.
pepeloni
>>32166355it was a test stream not a guerrilla if you are so mad superchat her saying that she said it would be archived
>>32166440ofc, that tweet was a light "fuck you" to you guys lol
>>32166310these guys are losers that have nothing going on in their lives. and every one of them in /jp/ is one less elsewhere on the site.
>>32166439Welcome to being a chumbud
>>32166396I figured that was the case. Props on being able to recognize the issue and explaining your position instead of trying to railroad the claim, even if I disagree with it.
>>32166022me on amelia watson rap
>>32166355>Did you really belib?No. This was just a stress test so I don't care but I never trust that Holo archives will always be there after THAT incident.
>>32166440It was a literal test stream, you didn't miss anything anon
>>32166458She's in the WC as you can see.But anyway, Ai Mai Chocolate is approaching 1 mil so give it a watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM
>>32166445I never left, I pretty much live in these threads
>>32166439The worst are the old ass clips from 5 years ago
>>32166164I can recognize the "kawaii" squiggles in the bottom right, but that's about it.
shut the fuck up dayo
>>32166360There's nothing else to do until somebody streams.
>>32165221>>32165264this is how you know people dont actually watch their streams. Gura was literally shitting on the new amnesia game multiple times, no one was surprised she dropped that kusoge
yuros getting a small taste of what the plugdj afterparty was like and now they are getting uppity again
>Watame just munching and crunching on stream
>>32166371I love when she just randomly mentioned she'd been using her toe to get her pulse on one RFA stream after it failing multiple times and never mentioned it again
>>32166136>>32166185BASED BASED BASED
>>32166439> there are so many le sekrit knowledge faggots in her streams now.Are there? I haven't really noticed. Aside from that fag on the MK8 stream I haven't seen anyone bring up roommate stuff or even referencing it.
>>32166494Pikamee, what did you do to the /jp/ hololive thread? Confess
>the only narrative against Ame is that she ran a stress test after setting up her PC and there is no vodRUMAO
>>32166285Gura's at her best when she isn't trying to make a joke happen, just stumbling upon something humorous or when she pulls out a funny out of nowhere, the less she tries the better it goes
>>32166355>sorry!At first I felt insulted, but that's funny.
Post your best rrats so we have something to talk about
>>32166292Born ready.Pays off every time.
>>32166355You can always ask her about it during her next stream know what I'll even ask for you since you seem to care so fucking much about it
>>32166394I understand why she deleted it. It's just funny to me that she tried to reassure people by saying guerilla streams would be archived followed by her deleting both of these streams the next day.
>>32166500What are you on about. As a yuro teamate I would never miss supa sunday.
>>32166320This would never happen in Japan and the trinity never go outside.
>>32166344If she promises to keep casting shitty spells i'll support her.
>>32165156Gura is my oshi and I watch Salo every night before I go to bed.Your point is invalid.
>>32166279>I have the perfect image for the occasion! >Takes 10 minutes to find.Sigh.
>>32166187Taiwan, anon.
>>32166320Bro, I love EN, but we're past that point. I don't see views going up unless Youtube fixes all the bugs they've got going on, but that would just be keeping the stable size.Not that that's a bad thing or anything, just that we're well into the point of stability. And if 30 or so girls, mostly in the same city I assume because most of Japan lives in Tokyo, haven't had that shit happen, we're probably good. Doubly so since the ones who aren't in Japan are all hikkis.
>>32166512They are only in prechat sometimes but the main chat is mostly free of them
>>32166542Well. There was that time Miko ran into some people, I'm sure there have been others. Marine refuses to be called by that name by her friends when she goes out in public
I’m going to aka ame about why she said she would archive but then didn’t. Kind of feel burned considering I can’t help but asleep at the hours when she streamed. (stream was around 5am)
This is Amelia Watson. Do not believe her lies.
>>32166534It was a literal /test/ stream anonchama. I'm more annoyed by her unarchived karaoke streams t b h
>>32166523Recommend me a good Gura stream where she's funny. I won't pick it apart or anything I'll just watch it and reassess my opinion of her
>>32166498That wasn't until the second stream where she tried to speedrun it. She was trying to keep up the impression that she liked it in the beginning. Eventually she couldn't help but admit that it's a boring game using retarded .jpgs with loud noises for jumpscares. I died laughing when she was messing with that shovel and the physics spazzed out.
Are (You) stronger than you've ever been before?
Reminder that YAGOO is a shit who heard that Mel was being harassed and stalked by her manager and tried to bury it until Mel got a lawyer. Do not meme YAGOO.
I want Ame and Gura to have hot discord sex every night, that will eventually lead to them having hot steamy sex when they have their offcollab, which will then lead to them getting married. No I will not take my meds cause this is the best outcome for my dick
>>32166355This was a test stream to try to solve a tech issue.
>>32166585>filenameWhy are you like this?
>>32166585
>>32166460Yes, I'm so mad I'll throw her money to reinforce her negligence. That'll show her.
>>32166442Based
i'm trying to catch up on Ame's outer wilds VoDs after i finished the gamethe way she's solving everything in reverse is both alarming and amazing, but I still say she's avoiding Giant's deep on purpose
>>32165545>>32165571Stress Test #1: https://mega.nz/file/2QxUlCBT#kbP2Zp2bR5TpgAn1qJeZpzJFkhkGgf2gz9qM0vQ1d-cStress Test #2: https://mega.nz/file/Tc4gAKhD#7njwCDQLYWyj54zClrQ6Fv5jg4n807v8IzAuDUumDwI
>>32166487She's gotten much cuter in the last 1-2 years for some reason. I guess she grew out of her teenage face.
>>32166601Don't reply to semen dogs, anon
>>32166590rdr2
>>32166320Calli already talked about how she runs into people at shows and they ask her about VTubing. Don't do it, it's a dick move.
>>32166442Based old pasta poster.
>>32165877>gura is already the 8th most viewed holo only 4 months afterher debutNo fucking shit, holocaust gimped everyone else.
>>32166355This is bait, but whatever. These were stress tests. Ame finished setting up her new PC and wanted to test it out before she took a nap. That's why she streamed so early, thats why she didn't announce them, that's why they were deleted, because there is no point in announcing and keeping 2 30 minute streams of you going "is this choppy?" On your channel.
>>32165173did them. did well on my test. now i forgot everything i had studied, i apologize to anyone and everyone i'll ever prescribe meds to
>>32166566>Salo>Gura>Both about sexually torturing young boyssasuga shotacon chumbud
>>32166614Damn, I'm pretty based.
>>32166590find the Minecraft one where she can't do 2x2 trees
AHHHH KOOPA OR AFRICAT PLEASE STREAM
>>32166506I don't understand how the Architects haven't centralized around Watame. She seems to eat on stream a lot. Or do they just want fat girls?
My eyes hurt from watching so much hololive
>>32166498She really tried to keep up appearances until near the end of the 2nd stream where she sorta admitted it didn’t live up to the hype, unlike ame though she never gives explicit confirmation that she disliked it but it was obvious based on the way she treated the game that she didn’t like it (trying to finish it all in her 2nd stream for example). I bet you visage will be similar.
>>32166615well it's the only way she'd read the message 5 dollars to hear your complaint isn't too crazy
>>32166625Good advice, Mori.
>>32166601It's not my fault you enjoy getting cucked.
>>32166075What about this guy?>>32165795
>>32166590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwnnwPTB72o
>>32166369>>32166571What does that even mean? Are you saying they won't keep growing for some reason? Pekora wasn't getting 50k views 1 year ago.
>>32166625Wait, she did? Was it something from MO? How was it phrased exactly?
>>32166628they were choppy.
>>32166442
>>32166512No not really. I don't really see it in prechat and I'm there a lot. Maybe there will be like 1 moron who types out the name in chat.
>>32166618Based
>>32166527Pekora is responsible for the J*y narrative exploding on 5ch
How long will Ame play LA Noire tonight?I'd say 3 hours and 30 min but that's the safe choiceI'm open to her playing for longer
>>32166621"Cuter than usual" isn't just a meme, anon. It's literally true
>>32166687It was from the TT podcast
>>32166651africat's gf is streaming watch her>>32166628I mean I enjoyed watching it so I wouldn't mind it being still up to watch again but whatever
So its been at least a week since Kiara stopped being the least subscribed EN. Is she happier? Did she get over the NUMBERS? Or is she now sad she doesn't get Ina's view numbers?
>>32166355There wasn't anything to really watch. If she wasn't asking if the stream looked alright, she was almost completely quiet.
>>32166666>Based quintsJust watch your oshi if time is an issue
>>32166627cope
>>32166512>ame prechatseriously though, I'm always in prechat because I refresh the stream every 5 minutes until it's up, but I've never seen them.
>>32166664Architecrs work at night
>>32166618Thanks, anon.
>>32166712Tanks bro
>>32166664Sheeps are naturally big as it is, that sort of takes away some of the fun in the hunt.
>>32166703I hope she plays for exactly 2 hours and 59 minutes so I can go watch Gura.
>>32166176Here anon
>>32166598They will FUCK and go out on WALKS and cook BREAKFAST for each other and then FUCK SOME MORE
>>32166614>there are people who can look back at shit like this and not cringe themselves half to deathColor me jelly.
>>32166703I hope she does what Kiara does and just does long single streams (minus the superchats)
>>32166687Even if she hadn't said anything, she's a fucking blonde white girl who likes to go to niche Japanese rap concerts of like 12 people. She sticks out. It's not hard to find her.
>>32166618holy based
>>32166618absolutely based I just checked my cmd prompt and the first one hadn't downloaded because I forgot to press enter
>>32166322
>>32166618Thanks, Anon. Only managed to catch the first one before they were both deleted.
thank god for shitposters that keep these threads from turning into a hugbox
Imagine donating to these whores willingly, like at least go pay for a prostitute. Lol
ss. I haven't seen Gura's ass since non went to bed
>>32166723meant for >>32166572
>>32166241>Trash Taste Podcasttime for another timeloop?
>>32166778Take the Kagura Mea blackpill.
>>32166664They have to fight the empress first
>>32166675Reminder:1 - You cannot prove Ame has a BF2 - You cannot prove your oshi doesn't have a BFAre you mad?
>>32166778You mean I'm not allowed to give a christmas present? Man you must suck at parties
>>32166621 she unironically did her reps. if she can have a massive glowup, so can you anon
>>32166625Her shows are mutual only and quarantine would have probably kept them even more restrictive. In my opinion she's referring to the doxxbrap raid on all comment sections and tweets. But who knows, maybe someone got into one of her shows and decided to be obnoxious about it.
>>3216671215 fps average,love the neko experience
>>32166702Ah, I think I vaguely remember something like that. Or was it Kiara being asked about it by her friends? I'm probably confusing it with that.
>>32166725nice
let's survey>Your oshi>Predict the future of hololive
>>32166011these views are from the last 30 days, not their total views, so it doesn't matter that her channel has only existed for 4 months.
>>32166778t. mad 2hu fag
>>32166800No, but you are.https://files.catbox.moe/2v8f8f.mp4
>>32166686They'll keep growing, just at a much smaller rate than the explosive times of October and November. Most of the girls have already leveled off on their growth rates and hit a very stable amount of subs, and Gura's explosive growth locked her into the 10k for at least as long as people are interested in Vtubers. But in terms of active followers, the kinds who would be likely to pull anything like that, we've hit the end of that kind of growth.Whereas before they were getting significantly large bumps in viewers testing them out and seeing if they want to support or stay, now the audience that shows up to live streams is probably only growing at a small pace. Four people join and get hooked, five people leave, four more join, two leave, three join, etc.Think about the JP girls, right? They still have some strong growth rates for their audience, but they have a pretty consistent viewer number. But obviously, they're still getting subs, right? But those are the passive audiences, who tune into vods every once in a while or the rare stream if it lines up for them at a good time.Does any of that make sense? It's not too easy to articulate it, sorry.
>>32166771*hugs u*hehnothing personnel kid
Just woke up. What the fuck is with all the dogfuckers whining about Gura? Do schizos no longer even get triggered by events, they just start whining about old topics out of nowhere?
>>32166841Seething rumao
>>32166360>caring about (you)s from multiple postsWeak. Talk to me when you can even touch my record of 45 (you)s from a single post.
Amelia is going to compare us to those two guys in Yakuza 0 who were fighting over their favorite idols once she gets to that part.
>>32166372shitposting....shitposting never changes...
>>32166826InaSomeone's gonna lose their mind and leak a bunch of shit that shows many of the most popular girls are absolute scumbags. It'll tarnish the reputation of the brand permanently.
>>321667783d women are disgusting
>>32166846She's close to 2million, you should have realized this by now. Ad Wars 2 soon.
>>32166846>they just start whining about old topics out of nowhere?They're just like you!
>>32166719I'm gonna take a break from this, I think I'm getting blind. I'll use them as podcast for a bit.
>>32166856Time to go back to /v/ underage
mori is the type of guy i'd like to have as my girlfriend
I have dredged through the cesspit that is the world of HoloLive fan discords in order to bring you an objective ranking of each of the HoloMYTH NSFW channelsTentacult Temple - 8/10Heavy focus on 'tasteful' lewds of girls with the occasional OC drawing. Mostly autists fapping in silence, the way hentai channels should be.Kiara Fried Phoenix - 7/10Yuri hentai with an emphasis on other v-tubers. The type of porn that women enjoy.Ame's Detective Bureau - 4/10The most degenerate of the channels. A lot of horny posting relative to the number of images. Focus on hentai, but with the occasional 3DPD.Gura Protection Squad - N/Ano lewd channel for obvious reasonsMori's Realm - N/AGot their NSFW privileges taken away. The NSFW channel is now pictures of workplace safety violations.
>>32165514Gura for the most part is too boring for kids. Alot of her streams are her stumbling around minecraft going "y'know?"
>>32166826>Kiara>HoloEN will implode eventually. All the girls are too volatile.
>>32166879Give me more yous, NTRCuck
>>32166812Your opinion is wrong and stupid. She specifically spelled it outright. She goes to niche Japanese rap concerts and there's usually only crowds of like 20 people there.
I have been keeping tabs on n**t every single day since ‘that’ event and I have been monitoring any changes in his life. Recently he revealed that he has broken up with his new gf and expressed a desire to fix his ‘old mistakes’ so that he can move on. Now shortly after this, ame has done her first lighter schedule in months.
>>32166826KiaraGoing exactly like AKB48, spreading across the world then slowly stagnating as other business make innovations Cover can't predict
>>32166625>calli
>>32164732>>32164796That is all true yes
>>32166886>Got their NSFW privileges taken away.What did they do? Also shame that Discord is a bunch of faggots that will ban you for cunny.
>>32166826GuraIt won't survive the year
>>32166467And every doxxpost on /jp/ is another screenshot floating around the Discord servers and Facebook groups, leading to more doxx videos on Youtube, leading to more newfags on /jp/ asking for doxxI know anons here hate admitting it but /hlgg/ has a large impact on the Hololive audience as a whole because retarded Discord/Reddit/Facebook lurkers come here to sniff out juicy rrats and "report their findings" back to their friendsSo QED, /jp/ should have a minimal amount of moderation because dumb shitposts like "Ame and Gura are lovers" doesn't really have any bite to them, but actual, bannable rrats like "so-and-so has a boyfriend" tends to spread to other communities like cancer and eventually make their way to the talentsThe mindset of a Discord doxxer is "Well if my friends think it's funny here, wouldn't it be even funnier if I put it in a Youtube comment?"
>>32166846Gura's a few days away from hitting 2 million subs, schizos are having an episode. It will only get worse when it actually happens.
>>32166886>Got their NSFW privileges taken away. The NSFW channel is now pictures of workplace safety violations.seems like a 10/10
>>32166841why are you like this? explain really, I want an actual serious explanation, do you just like shitposting?
>>32166700This shows how new you are. I was here when 5ch invaded /hlgg/ asking us who he was and everyone fed them the narratives you see today.
>>32166165Yo-yo are super good becuase you can use them through walls if there even a small opening in them and you can just hold them on bosses. Also best advice I give to anon make a boss arena before fighting any boss. Honey, sunflowers heart lanterns, firepits all give regen and later you rig heart statues with wring to shit out hearts. so you just make a bunch of planforms you can keep jumping up and down and run across to fight the boss on.
>>32166712I mean no shit you're going to enjoy watching it. It was an Ame stream and if you enjoy Ame's streams you probably had fin especially since she hasn't streamed in 2 days. Doesn't mean she should keep them up, there is literally every other Ame stream you could watch.
>>32166886But why, anonWhy subject yourself to this
>>32166826InaSame as momusu and akb - slow stagnation into irrelevance with a bunch of hilarious scandals along the way
>>32166889>NTRCuckAnd you're delusional too. How sad...
>>32166826Mori>masters the ability to read chat while gaming or doing other things>animates an MV for one of her originals>kicks THHK's shit in>becomes top Holo Gamer>believes in herself>overcomes insecurities>unironically goes on an actual date>graduates
>>32166899She has a nice fridge doesn’t she? You should check out her cooking equipment, better then I expected.
>>32166627Anon, they still have many more videos than her that are still up.Gura: 89Pekora: 340Marine: 430Fubuki: 829Aqua: 261etc. You get the point.
>>32166826AmeIt'll take 10 years to somone finally surpass Cover.
>>32165791hold up, this is actually original art, not edited. Are we actually going to start getting Gura/Ame doushins?
>>32166882That’s my kinda guy
>>32166886>Got their NSFW privileges taken away. The NSFW channel is now pictures of workplace safety violations.Kek, that's hella Mori>with the occasional OC drawingYou can't just say that and not post a single example
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the Ancient Ones, our primordial Lords, and by the grace of their High Priestess, I declareExterminatusupon the /jp/ thread of /hlgg/. I hereby sign the ban warrant of an entire thread, and consign a million anons to oblivion. May comfy justice account in all balance. The Ancient Ones protect.
>>32166858You mean she's going to compare us to Walking erectionBut I'm so hyped for those streams, holy shit.>Ame going full autism on the management minigames>bowling autism to get Nugget>her reaction to the Makoto/Majima plotIt'll be kino every week.
>>32166937>2nd spoilerMori stop shitposting here
>>32166826AmeIt's got at least a 10 year shelf life.
>>32166567>come from threads where sequential posts can be half an hour apart>10 minutes is considered a long time hereHolo's are a hell of a drug
>>32166894What? Is this true? Fuck... no no no it can't be... keep tabs on them still anon I don't want to believe this will lead into the worst result seeing Ame let her estranged mom back into her life so smoothly
>>32166936Rent free
>>32166826SuiseiHololive will implode before the end of this year.
>>32166527I said this yesterday. Gura is a massive fan of the Cocock. Gura is a Coco-chad who will absolutely not collaborate with any JP until she gets her collab with Coco first. That's why she dedicated an entire song to Coco during the taiwan drama when few others would (to avoid fanning the flames, but still). Coco admitted she's been asking about collabing with EN but hasn't gotten a response yet (presumably from managers). Until Coco collab is greenlit, Gura will not collab with JP. Gura is a Coco-chad.
>>32166903It never existed in the first place, it's always been a troll channel for the mods to clown on coomers.
>>32166812Kokorobeats still has live DJ shows, presumably Mori goes to a couple and sticks out horribly. She'd probably meet some of the more annoying doxxbeats there.
>>32166891God can you imagine that scenario for any of the girls? Can’t even call the person a creep or anything because they might record you looking bad in front of fans. So you either just deal with it or stay quiet and hope they go away.
>>32166882What's wrong with her face?
so which holo en is gonna have the worst mental break down either live or on twitter
>>32166187For some reason Gura is quite big in Taiwan
>>32166990Ame
>>32166888just type "I do not even watch her streams." next time
>>32166800Jokes on you, I'm outside her house right now and have been for the past few weeks. So far, I haven't seen any male interact with her.
>>32166894AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32166990Me
>>32166990Kiara.
The no one...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s
>>32166990If there's one positive to Enma then it's that this won't happen.
>>32166826MoriI don't see it lasting long term, it'll either get overtaken by some competitor or self-destruct from some dumb business shit, I just hope I can keep following my oshi in some way when it all comes down.
>>32166923To be fair, now what we know Pekora lurks (and possibly posts) in 5ch she 100% knows about J-kun. Obivously It's a bit too far fetched to say a holo would go out on their way to slander another's opinion but there are some cases like Sio and RBC (but then again Sio was an indie)
>>32166990Ame or kiara
>>32166842Makes sense, I think I get you. To be honest they only need the members and the whales to show up, rest of the numbers are just for the algorithm to recommend them to new people.
>>32166512I saw one of the channels who uploads previous clips of her, chat their real name on GurAme stream. I think the channel name contains sandman or something. Very obnoxious.
>>32166922None of those are even me you fucking retarded underage faggot
>>32166969The absolute state of NTR cucksHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>32166886Ame's looks kinda based to me
>>32166943>Fubuki: 829haha imagine still getting mogged with this fucking amount
321668943216701632166969You're trying, I'll give you that, but I'd rather you tried something else.
>>32166886>Mori's Realm - N/A>Got their NSFW privileges taken away. The NSFW channel is now pictures of workplace safety violations.The fanbase really does reflect their oshi
>>32166826GuraMight last for a couple of years if lucky, but I don't see it being stable in the long run
Do Holos poop? If so, what color is Amelia's poop?
>>32167027enma must have been asleep yesterday then
>>32166990Mori is just one bad day away.
>>32166826OkayuWill keep growing for 6 - 12 months until some scandal happens that gimps their growth. Then other companies will catch up and they just become one among many.
>>32165498>things klaius actually believes
So has /ameg/ been restored to peace?
>your oshi>Will you be my friend?
>>32166907Can't wait for the final round with AI.
>>32164780>>32164640Since when is Ina so sexual?...it's like she...is...BUILT FOR SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKUSUUUUUUUU SHIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>32166826GuraWill stay until contact let’s her leave so she can be free again and not restricted
>>32166906from the perspective of the hololive fandom sure.But this is not a hololive forum, this is only a single thread on a single board on 4chan. Keep in mind what the rest of the site and especially the other mods think of you and this place.
>>32166990I don't get why people are saying Kiara sure she had a few in the past but current Kiara is the most sane she's been in a decade
>teacucks proving once again that they are the most thin skinned little cry babies
It's so weird seeing /hlg/ try and apply their tactics from Japanese streams to ones that everyone here understands. Do they not realize how retarded they look?
>>32167071no seeing the new information that doxx stalker dropped, my anxiety is at an all time high now
>>32167059>a single passive agressive reply is a meltdownhow desperate.
>>32166984They should move to America, that way they can carry guns and just kill any annoying doxxfags.
>>32166871>>32166907oh, i guess that kinda is an "event" for them.
Gentlemen. Having just awoken from a deep slumber, I remembered all the things I saw within the Dream Lands. A tall, cloaked figure with a positively ancient face and long white beard followed me around, holding a lantern with a blue flame glowing within it. The tall spectral being managed to utter only a few words, and I thought I'd share them with you all here today.Ina is nice
>>32166886>Got their NSFW privileges taken away. The NSFW channel is now pictures of workplace safety violations.my sides
>>32166229what?
>>32167072KiaraSure anon.
>>32166990if ame wasn't poor she'd have the most chance of suddenly graduating in march or so because she got burnt out
>>32167071there's just an afterwave of obvious shitposters most people ignore but other than that yes things are back to normal
>>32167066No, no, he just believes that he deserves more attention then anyone else. There’s a difference.
>>32167079Your oshi isn't Gura, baitposter.
>>32166894so you're telling me there's a chance!?
>>32164640FINALLY, they know what's up. I'll be expecting more Inene sex soon. Thanks for your service, Taiwan.
>>32167071Aside from a dicosrd NTRcuck that didn't take his meds, yes.
>subcount does not matterIf that is true why are holos crying all the time they hit a milestone?
>>32166886what are the channel names for each NSFW channel?
>>32166826GuraThey add a crazy bitch who brings behind the scenes disagreements to the public and kill the golden goose for everyone.
>>32166894Before you fags start doomposting for fundo you really believe she'd ever take him back.
>>32167071yeah. some fags are still trying to invent new rrats but theyre pretty much being ignored and hes resorting to samefagging
>>32166686She wasn't one year ago, but she did a few months ago. And JPs have much bigger resource for growth since you don't get that many people willing to obsessively follow anime girl streamers in the West as in Asia. There are new people subscribing, but very few of them go on to watch the streams and almost as many move on to other mainstream weeb flavor of the month things. The core of EN audience has already formed and I doubt that it will be changing much at least until 3D or EN-2 debuts.
>>32167079changchama...
Gura probably takes massive shits.
>>32167059what are you talking about
>>32166907And people still wonder why she never mentions or celebrates milestones. She knows it just brings more HERtards out to tear her down.
>>32167079Fuck off chang
>>32164837faggot
>>32167103She can draw, you know. That's pretty cool.
>>32167121You know why, it opens wallets.
>>32166894So you'll provide clips and text as proof of all this right? Since you're keeping such close tabs.I already know you're lying, since he didn't have a girlfriend. He was just pathetically stalking some skank on Twitch and trying to get her attention with money.
>>32166894Lol fuck off
>>32167126if she wasn't in Hololive, maybe she'd consider it, but right now? No way
>>32167121Also, why are antis crying so hard that it doesn't matter? It's almost like they're trying to cope...
What mic and keyboard does Amelia use?
>>32166906So basically /u/ schizos are based?
>>32167126She took back her estranged mom anon, and she is an emotionally vulnerable woman that loved him. Why do you think I'm fucking doomposting
>>32167137she tried getting out of making a schedule, and when that didnt work she made a really light schedule and made a bunch of passive aggressive remarks on twitter and on her youtube community page including some guy criticizing her
>>32166990Unironically Gura
>>32166618based, thanks
>>32166826KiaraWestern "values" will eventually infiltrate Hololive, there will be an article on Vice called "Hololive has a whiteness problem" about the lack of diversity (???) in the characters, "problematic" behavior such as open lolicon/shotacon sentiment expressed by the talents will cause them to come under scrutiny, producing a China-like scandalization on the English branch. Talents will be harassed on Twitter by grandstanding IDpol zealots. At least a few prominent Hololive talents will have their Twitter accounts suspended. Eventually Cover will capitulate and produce new guidelines for the talents that mitigate the "problematic" elements, and a new generation of Hololive English will eventually emerge which represents a more inclusion-based approach, mostly brown-skinned waifus portrayed by 2nd generation immigrants and POCs to avoid allegations of digital blackface. This will actually not be such an awful thing, the new girls will be pretty decent in spite of the whole pretext of their conception, and /jp/ will reluctantly embrace such talents as Bilal Al-Amin, a Kenyan refugee living in London, etc.
>>32167126>is ame stupidYes.
>>32166894There's no way any of this is true? right?
>>32167093>35pthis has to be bait
>>32167072ReineSure why not.
>>32167172>Why do you think I'm fucking doompostingbecause you forgot to take your meds
How did Ina save Kiara's live?
>>32164780Why is Gura always eating someone in yuri art?
>>32166894lole...
>>32167072GuraDepends on how much of a faggot you are
Nice samefag, chang
>>32167079Nice english
>>32166826if this was 2018 they'd be launching their own crypto this year but i don't know anymore
>>32167107
>>32167203she was gonna neck herself...
>>32167174Gura already had a breakdown just like two Minecraft streams ago
>>32167136in my mouth, yes she does and it tastes heavenly
>>32167189It is... and you're replying to it...
>Ame's best streams are her playing a slow and comfy game and her collabing with someone.Really makes you think.
>>32164640>>32164780Taiwan is the true China.
>>32166894that doesn't sound good, it'd be funny to see goslings turning against their oishi though
>>32167136Fucking gigantic, I'm sure
>>32166894provide clips faggot, twitch even has a simple clipping feature. Put your money where your mouth is
>>32166842meds https://virtual-youtuber.userlocal.jp/document/ranking?order=fav_cnt_diff
>>32167118ok so I know Inene means Ina+Nene but for a minute i thought it was some version of iCarly with Nene as the star
>>32166894>stalking a maleare you a faggot by any chance?
>>32166894This is probably just a dumb narrative, but it'd be kind of pathetic to suddenly want to "fix old mistakes" when the person you hurt is becoming successful
>>32167183Rightoids and low functioning autism, name a better pair
>>32167093I kinda want to eat miko's chin like uncooked cookie dough.
>>32167203Probably some stupid technical or minecraft issue that chickenbrain couldn't figure out.
Wow this is the fastest I've ever seen you retards jump from timeloop to timeloop.
>>32167079hahahaha fucking chinese man
>>32166894Do teamates really?
>>32167072
>>32166199Saikuno? I haven't followed anything regardng OTV in years, is everythin at peace or was it exposed that he's an asshole?
>>32167207Apex Predator.
>>32167242holy based
>>32166886How do you get into the NSFW channels? I saw people talking about them when I checked a fan discord once, but it wasn't on the list. Might be me being retarded though, I have no clue how to use discord though, I've barely used it.
>>32166894Can't claim without evidence backing it up, investigator.
Can someone post that one anon's essay on Gura's SOMA stream
How will the Nether store operate?
>>32167188its not true, we are currently in the Ame phase of the anti cycle
>>32166943Ahem:Gura 89/94 94%Peko 340/629 54%Marine 430/532 80%Fubuki 828/1227 67%Aqua 261/816 31%It's a shitty metric to measure things no matter how you cut it.
>>32166360Only you care.
>>32167062I feel like Mori is one of the least likely to break down on stream currently (Ina is #1) her running into or making bad situations and turning them into comedy kino is her specialty. Besides the only breakdown we've seen was the superchat war, the toilet incident and the yab names which all happened in one mad father stream or within a week between the two streams.
>>32167156
>>32165717Literally made for threesomes
>>32167226>describes herself as a fps/rhythm game playernow isn't it ironic
I wish it was legal to doxx doxposters and murder them in their homes.
>>32167188it isn't, he is just farming (you)s>he never had a new gf
>>32167247Botan is OLD and her REFLEXES are going with OLD age. Soon she will be too OLD to play fps games
>>32166894I'VE SUPERCHATTED AME OVER $600 THIS CANT BE TRUE WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING HER FOR
>>32167203Ina prayed for better gacha luck for Kiara and it worked
Why are so many of you guys doomposters about Hololive as a whole? Are you new or something, thinking it'll collapse within the week or some yab shit?These bastards have been going since 2017. They've barely changed a thing about how they operate. There's no doubt in my mind that their cash reserves are stacked so fucking high that they could go for years if everyone stopped paying today. These fuckers operated to MAYBE a thousand viewers a stream for two fucking years, and only got fucking huge less than a year ago.If it was gonna collapse, it would've a long fucking time ago, wouldn't it? When it was a bootleg startup with no income and fighting against the Four Goddesses?Or hell, you'd think if they were gonna collapse to a yab, it would be the fucking Holocaust, or the Pregnancy drama (you're not first to this newfags, not by a long shot), or the fucking international incident, but not only did it not collapse, it came out fucking stronger.Are you all so insecure?
>>32167291This but with nousagis
I have been keeping tabs on sumo m*n every single day since ‘that’ event and I have been monitoring any changes in his life. Recently he revealed that he has broken up with his new sumo gf and expressed a desire to fix his ‘old mistakes’ so that he can move on. Now shortly after this, kiara felt different in her streams..
>>32167291Based
>>32167203she told Kiara to not stand on her chair again. It's probably some technical advice or dumb life-hack
>>32167252C-cute
>>32167237Don't you worry, Nene will definitely be in the reboot.
>>32166894Before you retards start dooomposting 1. Why would you believe some random without any proof2. Why would you assume Ame taking a lighter schedule means anything when she has said that has been coming for weeks and she's already made her schedule lighter before going from 10-12 streams a week to 8-93. Why would you use her mom as an example when she has been in her life for the past few months even before zhe started burnout, and that's assuming they didn't interact at all before that.Stop being morons.
>>32167266I'm kind of hoping that they're going to build it in place of the nether portal covering that Ina put up yesterday and make the nether KFP branch actually serve a purpose.
>>32167272i think you are just trying to cope real hard
>>32167306Kek
>>32167303its all shitposting
>>32167207Because she has fangs and biting is a fetish.
Friendly reminder to not believe any narratives found in these threads, even if the posted provides screenshots as proof. Anything and everything could be faked, people here like to bait, troll and lie for any number of reasons and nobody here is trustworthy.
>>32167303I do it because its fun.
>>32166684>No I'm not a time traveler, that's Amelia>I'm a.... I'm just tired
>>32166360>He can’t bait so hard he doesn’t grab 50 (You)s in a single postngmi
>>32165146AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>32167306he recently got into contact with a doctor by the name of Maruki who is gonna unrape Kiara
>Gura needs floaties.>Gura is super small.Has Ame done more bad for Gura's lore than good? Discuss.
>>32167291Didn't you know anon? It's ok to spread any information found on social media. Doxx away!
>>32167203Tune into the upcoming stream to find out!!!
>>32167296Russian science can fix this
>>32167303>Hololive as a wholeMost people are posting about a single girl here anon. Probably graduation anxiety. Nobody is saying hololive itself is going under except for numberfags.
>>32167306Really? I thought he just groped her or was something more?
>>32167241There's a core of truth to what he says tho.
ame is pregnant
>>32167319Dan no
>>32167306chikim...
>>32167303While I do feel like the vtuber bubble is going to burst at some point either this year or next, Hololive and its talents are in a unique position to survive it, thanks to all that you just mentioned.
>>32167319>nene now you will make polka lick your feet while the camera pans on them>why, you ask?>uhh its uhh comedy
>>32167320Why do teamates hate the idea of a BF so much? GFE is just a gimmick bro
>>32167172>>32167187A-Ahhh... the RRATS...
>>32167364she just had her period thoughyoure thinking of gura who accidentally revealed her google page
>>32167333Multiple times in one thread I've wracked up at least 20-50 (you)s my making accidental bait. Retards like him needs to get his shit together.
it's always so funnyTeamates and Ame will be here for years to come, they're not going away no matter how much you shitpost
>>32167377>broYou have to go back
>>32167291Literally this is something that should be legal and even encouraged. Doxxposters actually create this kind of risk for their oshi, so if they want to post doxx while endangering human life they should be prepared for someone else to do this to them. Please legitimize state-endorsed murder of doxxposters.
>>32167280>Alternating between fucking Mori’s cold, clammy, necro pussy and Kiara’s searing hot phoenix pussy
>>32167306You gotta let it go already chimkin...
>>32167237I mean the fat guy from the show is a youtuber so I'm sure someone could convince him to collab with Nene
>>32166937Mori...
>>32167306This can't be true.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykjMcSfLNvk
>>32167272cope tb.h lad
>>32167364with me
>>32167303I find it funny that "[x] holo is pregnant" always resurfaces after a few months. It's a rrat that consistenly changes skin.
*casts a spell to make burgerland shit itself tonight to facilitate comfy threads tonight*
>>32167183They really do need to avoid pedo stuff, and so far they have. If any of them said some of the creepy shit Marine comes up with they'd be in pretty serious trouble.
>>32167394>endangering human lifeCalm down.
>>32167306So many replies.. Why are KFPcucks so thin-skinned?
>>32167159T-that's even more depressing.
I started watching HoloEN about a week after debuts and only just now came to /jp/ for discussion and I have to say you people make it significantly less enjoyable. But I can asaure you that the average viewer doesn't know anything about rrats or zhangs or whatever the fuck, thank god. Anyway I'll keep coming here for reaction images.
>>32167298600$ over five months isn't that much.
>>32167320>stop being moronsanon, you are asking some impossible shit right there
>>32167394im too lazy to fly to indonesia though
>>32167416I will calm down when doxxposters stop endangering human life.
>>32167306OH NO NO NO NO
Ssshhh...Mori is asleep...
>>32166691There are two types of people out there. Those who eat pizza by hand, and those who use utensils of the non-fleshy variety. I, an intellectual, preform a double parralell fold on the entire pizza for maximum mouth-fill capacity. No hands.
Your oshi>Boring and does it for the moneyMy oshiri>Based and loves hololiveSimple as that
>>32167272Why did you post this? It's irrelevant. I'm aware they are missing many videos. Being 8th in views with a fraction of most holos videos obviously shows that it's just a matter of time before she's passing them.
Are you guys seriously so naive that you don't think Ame would eat cold ravioli straight out of the can?
>>32167306Do KFP really...?
>>32167423
>>32167072GuraDepends, post your best Gura pic.
>>32167411probably because the only easier narrative is everything is sex
>>32167159How many stalkers does this fucker have, one to make up rrats and the other to destroy them. I just rather this guy get off the internet already
>>32167350>Ame brought up the potential for gura having big titsObviously she's done good.
>>32167306Can I take this opportunity to say that I think it's a fucking shame that that guy got picked up by shitposters on this board?Someone linked his youtube channel a long time back, and he's a genuinely cool guy from what I could tell, so it sucks seeing him used like that. It would be like watching someone try to make Van Darkholme into a retard through shitposting, just sad to see.
>>32167412But the threads are worst when [wherever you're from] is awake.
>>32167412Nooooo Watamage I want to be part of the comfy threads too don't do this to me please aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>32167350It's just banter. I've seen maybe 4 artworks of Gura with floaties, by far most people draw her as a natural swimmer who breathes underwater.
>>32167387bruh
>>32167463I stalk him every day so I can kill rrats here, it’s boring but I sit through hours of his streams.
>>32167465That in itself is a crime
tomorrow will be a better day, right bros?...
>>32167421For me it's 50% of the fun, even if the rrats or the shizos make it shitty sometimes there's something magical when we're having a great stream and a great thread
>>32167084Remember back in like 2008 when 4chan was under fire from the FBI for hosting too much cheese pizza? So Moot boosted the number of janitors on /b/ to crack down on that? 4chan isn't some lawless place, it has rules. Shark Meido just applied those rules very harshly and made examples out of peopleShark Meido made it very clear that he wasn't banning doxxposters solely because they shared doxx materials, but rather because the doxx material they kept posting was off-topic content. It has nothing to do with Hololive, so it's off-topic in the Hololive thread
>>32167394>reposting some streamer's picture that's already available publicly online endangers human lifeyou're delusional
>>32167320>Mom only came back to her life these past monthsI still say this is shit narrative.Ame most likely just hadn't rold her mom that she was a holo, because it can be embarrassing. Still had contact for a long time. Once she went around giving from her paycheck she had to come clean though.
>>32167423>>32167454This clown gives me the strength to go on!
>>32167490Do condomates really?
>>32167490he's entertaining at least right?... (would hope you are getting something out of it at least)
>>32167416If something happens to my oshi thanks to these doxxfags, I will stop at nothing to find every piece of information possible and expose their sorry ass
>>32167406You're Ame's baby? How do you even post from the womb?
>>32167175You're trying to do what they did to Fred.https://youtu.be/72c1_-vROWE
>>32167432You don't have to. Someone in Indonesia is crazy enough to kill someone who is a threat to his oshi. There are probably a far bigger number of people who are willing to do that than a schizo who wants to assault the oshi.
>>32167463He'll never get off the internet as long as there's a single dollar to be had. You teamates are lucky he hasn't tried to bring out dirty laundry just to monetize it.
>>32167306Really makes you think how easy NTRcucks can derail a thread with false info they pulled out of their schizo mind
>>32166703Does she even have 3:30 left of game? She's almost finished the current mission and has 2 more after that.
*casts a spell to give the NTRfags genital warts*
>>32167303Some people seem to think that they have grown too big for their own good. Many talents = many potential yabs and cannibalization. Big audience = plenty of schizos ready to go nuclear and bandwagoners ready to jump ship at a drop of a hat. Mainstream status = shitty expansion plans that rarely work out.
>>32167524I THINK SCHEDULES SUCK
>>32167412Based watamage. t.burger
>>32167432Drones. War on Terror 2.0
>>32167531Fuck off nigger I'm into NTR but I never shitposted about it.
>>32167531Based, though I doubt they care since they have no use for them.
>>32167411It's not a rrat, it's just an obvious funpost than nobody takes seriously.
>>32167306chikimkeks...
>>32167372I don't even think it's a bubble, persay. I think it's just a natural result of previous trends. The first Vtuber bubble was in 2016, but they went too high effort to make it last long-term.This is the Second Wave of Vtubers, and groups like Hololive are far closer to mass market appeal, without being SO mass market that they don't stand out from the crowd. It's the Burger King of Vtubers, not as mass market as the Mcdonalds (niji), but enough of a different product that it forms it's own sub-base that will keep it going for a long, long time.
>>32167490Keep doing your good work, ratslayer anon. I don't know if you do it for ame but you deserve a thank.
>>32167280God, imagine fucking Mori from behind while Kiara teases her clit and nipples.
>>32167415What was that quote from A Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? Something about how the communication fish caused more wars than it started because everyone understood each other. If Marine gets better English then she'll need to have some caution with her words
>>32167507Based
>>32167490Is this the new anti tactic to falseflag and make teamates look mentally ill?
>>32167543exactly
>>32166597All CEO's are bad
>>32167531>>32167412*changes the spells to make me have an even bigger hat*
>>32167450Gura and Ame would both do this.
>>32167560The mentally ill ones are the ones lying about him to try and mislead you. Actually you were probably the one who posted that NTR faggot shit earlier, huh?
>>32167126depends. old friends are easier to talk to. and she's an introvert and a target for half a USA, she literally can't speak outside now without being found out as amelia watson. and we know sometimes people take back really flawed individuals.
>>32167466His face is funny
>>32167531>Implying they don't already
>>32167560>make teamates look mentally ill?I mean, they do a good job themselves.
>>32167555Calli was made for anal
>>32167546ogey birdkun
>>32166702Fuck it, I downloaded the transcript and found it. Here's how it went:>I'm curious because obviously as an idol, there's always a lot of, like you said, worshiping going on.>Do you, is it...>I mean, do you get a lot of people obviously trying to worship you to an extent that's uncomfortable?>Is that something you ever have to deal with?- Well, I feel like...-I feel like for their sake,-I try my best not to get uncomfortable because I know how that is to really, really admire someone, but you don't want to make them uncomfortable.>Yeah.>Right?>We've been there before.>Yeah.>Definitely.- And I feel like people mostly have like really good intentions.- I like to believe that most people have good intentions.>You can tell when someone has the bad intentions coming up to you, right?- Yes, oh, for sure.>Yeah, obviously, like you said, as well, you were a underground rap cop before.>Is it frustrating when people try to focus on what you were before?- Oh, for sure.- Yeah, I get real sick of that to be honest,even sometimes when I just...- I stop streaming and I go down to the underground, the underground Cypher or whatever, and I'll go spit some bars.- I still get some assholes coming up to me being like, "Hey, hey, so how's the VTuber thing going on?"- And I'm just kind of like, "Come on, man."- It's good.- Thank you for asking.
>>32167562ABSOLUTELY BASEDEspecially since I can't see images so this doesn't take up all of my screen
>>32167488Mori sing some Tyler
>>32167562c'mon now, that hat is WAY too big!
>>32167562>GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>>32167450You haven't
>>32167320Anon, it's hard being an Ame anti... she just BTFOed all the rrats from yesterday, and the only other rrats we have are the old ones that even newfags don't seem to take anymore... the only way to get (you)'s anymore is to make shit up
>>32167062I highly doubt it. Suppose that bad day happens, what then?Last time she had a breakdown she made a song about it to vent her feelings and that really seemed to do the trick for her.She's an artist first and foremost and when she wants to shout through a megaphone she does it right.
>>32167583Anal with Calli while Mori sits on my face!
I have been keeping tabs on t*******t-kyo every single day since ‘that’ event and I have been monitoring any changes in his chin. Recently he revealed that he has stopped working with his new mv artist and expressed a desire to fix his ‘old mistakes’ so that he can move on. Now shortly after this, mori felt different in her streams..
>>32167159Jesas, leave the poor guy
>>32167531>giving ame genital warts?
>>32167490>>32167572Jesus anon, take your fucking meds...
>>32167501We'll see who's delusional when I fucking kill you.
>>32167261>but it wasn't on the listHuh. From the few servers I saw, it should be. You click on it, and it asks you to enter a date of birth that was over 18 years ago, and voila.
>>32167587>>Is it frustrating when people try to focus on what you were before?man fuck those hosts for bringing it up, god their questions were such shit
>>32167562shes growing too powerful, brossoon her hat will break orbit
>>32167306Quite possibly the only funny post in the whole thread.
>>32167465Gross. This is how you end up like Anya and stuck with breasts despite being a lolicon because your rigger is a nigger who can't understand that a lolicon wanting to play a loli doesn't want fucking breasts.
>>32167465Kiara and Ame both have seen Gura's nude/barbie model. Feels like Kiara would have been the one to let it slip if Gura wasn't flat since she makes so many flat jokes
>>32167490uhh based, I think?
>>32166715I think Kiara's issues with numbers is more that the things that she likes or puts the most work into don't get the views of things like Minecraft.
>>32167533Maybe I could see that argument working out if Cover wasn't the way they were.They fucking exploded, but only AFTER they had already started plans for Hololive English. And from what we see, I feel like they didn't even fucking notice enough to change how they operate.We bitch at Cover for not taking advantage of their success to do a lot, like merch and more expensive support, but they are like a fucking multi-millionaire who lives in a small suburban house. They live so, SO under their means that I don't think any setback could realistically cause a collapse, barring a complete defenestration of the talent base.
>>32166703She will finish the game, however long that takes. There isn't much left.
>>32167606
Unironically I’m a little bit worried about ame because of her shitty life, itmjght make her latch onto to people who give her the time of day even it’s shitty people, I don’t believe that earlier rrat posted here but it’s still concerning that it is even feasible.
>>32167490Based but also take meds
>>32167159Nattochama...
>>32167412Based, the Ikayaki Party was so comfy
>>32167298A nice date with her boyfriend.
>>32166625I'd just say I enjoy her work but quietly so as not to cause a scene then walk away
Who says little girls can't have big breasts?
>>32167606Moririn...
>>32167638Explain how making a fucking ton of money for fucking around streaming for people who love you blindly is a "shitty life"
>>32167562MEIDOOOOSS
>>32167617Don't see it on the detective bureau.
>>32166894>‘that’ event Man that was a day, just went back to do my achieve reps just to see it again.
>>32167638Anon we're all so fucked up that we latched onto these fucking threads, human beings have no limits, no rules, no morals, we exist merely to feel, not to be, not to live, just feel.
>>32167333That dude's an amateur. I've gotten more (you)s from fucking embarrassing the fuck out of myself with a botched OC than he's bragging about.
This is my oshi. Say something nice about her!
>>32167632>they are like a fucking multi-millionaire who lives in a small suburban houseThis is the most accurate depiction of Cover I've heard
>>32166279Milk doesn't come from a tap? Do Americans really?...
>>32167303>he doesn't reduce his expectations to zero so he can either be blown the fuck away or be smug about being rightOh no no Anon
>>32167638Imo watching ame watchalongs id say she is quite the wary person when it comes to relationships as she seems to dislike the sudden romance thing
>Africat's gf is getting scared of a cricket on streamCUTE!
>>32167684Literally who?
>>32167618>it's real>2019What timeloop is this?
>>32167418Don't feel bad for him. It's his thing. It's a reason why I hate indie chasers so much. He gets their attention with money, looking for ones that are lonely enough to start a conversation off-stream. It's how he had a thing with Ame in the first place, then dropped her when it wasn't fun anymore. Seems like he got fucked by his own game though, since he's obsessed with this current girl who won't give him the time of day.
>>32167684Very nice, but check out mine!
>there is a teacuck in this thread right now who is so fucked up mentally that he stalks Ame's old bf to make sure they don't get back togetherYou can't make this shit up
>>32164637>Slowly: YOO-KOO-REEKek
I want to throw all my money at Kiara!I love her!
>>32167306I wish I was sumo man
>>32167546You weren't there, newfag. You weren't there for the 35Pregnancy Tests.
>>32167606man does every fucking holo have some kind of story about a loved one fucking them over?
Would any of the girls be good at streaming Dicey Dungeons?I think Kiara would be since her being bad at the game would make people want to buy it so they can prove to themselves that they could play better than her?
>>32167421Cool perspective faggot.Come post during a stream, it can make the experience twice as fun
>>32167587>it's a dick moveWhy? I've asked prostitutes about their work who were less sensitive than that. Why does it trigger vtubers?
>>32167333Imagine not baiting so hard you ruin a thread all the way to the end, when the bait you posted was when the thread has less then 100 posts, ngmi./u/skitzo here
>>32167703I think I prefered the new gf rrat more... this is too sad even for a guy like him...
>>32167684I hope she fucking graduates.
>>32167618Proof we live in a simulation.
>>32166886>Your oshi>What are some relatable traits you share with them?
>>32167684ina....
>>32167562Are you the Maji Moji Rurumo poster from ages ago?
>>32167728fuck you he treated her like shit, hope he dies
>>32167684She is cute, but not as cute as mine!
I have been keeping tabs on /hlgg/. It's bad.
>>32167412Wait, is burgerlandia gonna shit itself again? Or is it just people who would go to a sticky that are going to shart their Walmart until it floods?t.burger
Doxxniggers get the rope. Swear with me, the people who care the deepest for our oshi. If something happens to these girls as a result of some stupid faggot on this board not being able to contain themselves, we WILL get revenge. My life is worthless, I will throw away everything that I have to kill the people responsible.
>>32167708Theres schizos in every fanbase anon. There are anons that like Mori only because they think she's a virgin, for example.
>>32167443Sleep tight, sleepy reapy.
>>32167708You're gonna tell me that you don't keep tap on J*y???? wtf
>>32167638Stop doubting Ame. She's obviously had to go through feelings like this before. She just needs to relax a little. It's not hard to understand. Don't let rrats affect you.
>>32167703I'm actually hating someone I never cared about now.
>>32167728I watch him hoping that one day he’ll reveal his address and I can dox his bitch ass
>>32167712pick up a gacha instead
>>32167719Doesn't seem to be limited to holos, it's just a human thing
>>32167684shes pregnant
>>32167744Me too anon but that's cause then NTR fags lose their best bait (yes I'm fucked up but so are they)
>>32167703He sounds pretty based to me. Hope I can find my own Ame like that.
>>32167747Let Coco collab with EN you silly excuse of a manager.
>>32167657Don't do that either you creepy fuck. Just ignore her and let her enjoy the concert in peace so she doesn't have to worry for the rest of the evening and constantly look over her shoulder. Better yet, don't go to the concert in the first place. You're like the eggs guy.
>>32167720>Dicey Dungeons?I'll get the joke out of the way and say Mori
>>32167618You guys severely underestimate how fucking common the idea of an anime girl dressing up as Holmes is.
>>32167617Some of them require you to send a specific word or phrase to a bot before you can access the blocked channels.
>>32167723Cover Corporation is ran by Japanese people (autists) and the ENs just follow their format.
>>32167563>All CEO's are badNene...Kiara...Sex...
>>32167761I don't think Ame would approve such thing, but I do so don't let her know.
>>32167751>He doesn't believe in the Unbreakable III Diamond Hymen
>>32167741Nope
>>32167761based
>>32167563Takeshi...
>>32167723How is it any of your business?
>>32167778After C*c* got her pet CN branch graduated, Enma won't let her anywhere near her golden goose.
>>32165717>>32167280So who comes first, Kiara or Mori?
>>32167722I'm usually playing a game or working on projects during streams though. I can't do that and keep up with 100 posts per minute.
Explain yourselves teakekshttps://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
>>32167619>fuck those hostsI mean sure, but you have to agree asking a chuuba's opinion on doxxfags is topical.
>>32167703Hard to get girls are the best kind of girls though, that shit is hot
>>32167618So HER had an OC that was basically Ame but with a different name and a few design changes?
>>32167780Considering she has other work I don't know how that would be weird. She's a fucking rapper, they get approached by fans all the time.
Why don’t people just ignore the NTRbait? I dun get it
>>32167761You do realize what a stupid fucking idea that is right?
>>32167808It's a funny rrat, but at the same time I don't personally like being associated with the actual unicorns.
>>32167834UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CONDOMATES?
I find it funny this thread went from hoping EN stays away from Coco to demanding collabs with her now
>>32167747Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. Cover sucks
>>32167820I AM THE SEX THAT IS APPROACHING
>>32167800NENE EXPLOITS HER WORKERS FOR SEX!KIARA TURNS HER OWN EMPLOYEES INTO FOOD AND MAKES EXAMPLES OF THOSE WHO DON'T TOE THE LINE 100%!ALOE COMMITTED TAX EVASION ON STREAM!ALL CEOs ARE BAD!
>>32167750Me too, but only in minecraft of course.
>>321678453 people samefag on that postso it has 10 (You)sand retards respond because there's already responsesit's simple
>>32167587>because I know how that is to really, really admire someone, but you don't want to make them uncomfortable.THHKchama...
>>32167834Sigh, antis just can't let go, can they?
>>32167845SamefagsHalf of the replies to the Ame and Kiara post are from me
>>32167843Except that's not what you're doing. You're approaching her as a fan of Calliope Mori and being fucking creepy.
>>32167845It's the same 20 people treating this thread like their personal ERP Discord, ignore and move on
>your Oshi>what kind of hat would you gift her?
>>32167572>Actually you were probably the one who posted that NTR faggot shit earlier, huh?No, take your meds you fucking schizo
>>32167835it's also breaking the "mood" it's why Kiara when asked by a retard in chat if she will ever do a face reveal jokes and says shes right on the screen doing one right now instead of making note that she's a live2d
>>32167632After that one anon gave us an update on up8 and Kizuna, I'm less infuriated at Cover failing to take advantage of their momentum than grateful that they seem to be trying to avoid the same thing that happened to Ai, which was overinvesting only to fall apart after the fad passed. Though to be fair they were a legit black company.
>>32167669money and internet goslings that dox you aren't happiness anon.
>>32167632I don't think that they will run out of money any time soon. There are other things that could go wrong, like the whole Roa situation Nijisanji is having. The difference is Hololive lives and dies by its reputation. Ichikara was known as a shitty black company since the start and shrugged scandals off multiple times. The worst Cover has ever had to deal with was Mel's manager and it's been memory holed since then. A real shitshow, for example some talents turning out to be garbage human beings, could break the company.
>>32167865YAMERO TAKESHI
>>32164822It really would be better if they can go on JP server. Cover really needs to stop neglecting EN so much.
>>32167880How the fuck is she supposed to know that if all he says is "I'm a fan of your work?" Quit being stupid.
>>32167883GuraAnother shark hat
>>32167348kek you fucker
>>32167856This thread went from 50% reddit to 100% reddit
>>32167834I think KitKat SUCKS!
>>32167780I don't mean whispering and winking either you dumbass. I mean eye contact, smile, introduce myself, shake hands, love your work, see you around. It helps that I'm fairly well put together compared to the popular perception of /jp/ users and not a greasy fat fuck with a ponytail and MLP cargo shorts.
>>32167884See guys, this is what happens when you kill a rrat. They screech like retards.
>>32167882>20try 2, its me and another guy replying nonstop to the same thing
>>32167822>so how's the weather?>none of your businesscontrol your autism
>>32166894OH NO NO NO TEAKEKS GETTING KEKD AGAIN lole
>>32167884So why are you saying this here but not in response to the other guy claiming to be a stalker?
>>32167906This is the harsh truth, fuck.
>>32167834No....my MOTIVATION....I feel it slipping away....
>>32167606Kek.Wouldn't even be mad, I liked Triple Oishii
>>32167892people constantly insist in this thread that having lots of money guarantees happiness and it's impossible to reason with them.
>>32167632Someone pegged Holofes2 revenue at like 30 million USD based on the number of people who were in the streams. And yet there are still autists in these threads who claim that Cover is running a massive deficit and reliant on venture capital to stay afloat.
Present for the teamates,ben a long time time since I heard it.https://files.catbox.moe/g8vrzi.webm
>>32167865PRROOOOOVOOOOOOOOOOOKIIINNNGGGBIG COCKS AND IMPREGNAAATTIIOONN
>>32167915Also this is just me. I’m lying. It’s all just me.
>>32167840I dunno. I think it's literally just fanart. Sherlock designs tend to look samey. If you don't believe me look up the Dai Gyakuten Saiban Sherlock and compare that with Ame's.
>>32167883GuraCowboy hat, obviously
>>32167602I agree with your post but I wouldn't really call what she went through a "breakdown". I think the closest she's come to a breakdown was when she was on the verge of quitting due to burnout.
I did some digging and I found out that JFK is still alive
>>32167883Guraa blue cowboy hat
>>32167703Hah, what a story Mark.
>>32167929Sounds more depressing now than it did before
>>32167856It’s because Coco has been cuter than usual lately
>>32167684She's a whore
>>32167961Whens his debut?
>>32167925>>32167892Ok poorfags
>>32167961but he graduated decades ago...
>>32167929theres lots of musical shit surrounding ame despite being the worst singer
>>32167835I feel like if you are gonna ask those kinds of questions why even go through the trouble of having her live2d there in the first place at that point just have 666 on the podcast in person
>>32167961pretty Pog if true
>>32167961What's he been like since the yab?
>>32167883GuraStetson El Amo
>>32167921So long as I can call (You) a nigger, I don't give a fuck.
>>32167750Sounds like you're the most dangerous one yet desu. Something something meds.
If you guys keep talking I’m going to drop the dox on the CEO of Cover
>>32167840>had an OCIt's literally just fanart of HER dressed up as Sherlock Holmes. Why do people keep bringing this up? It's a funny coincidence but has nothing to do with Ame.
Gura is family friendly
>>32166597I don't think it's the fact that it was YAGOO. I think it has to do more with how the Japanese deal with that sort of thing, where they'd rather throw one of their own to the wolves for the sake of not staining the company name. It's retarded, but Japan brain prease undastan.
>>32168001You wouldn't...
>>32167883>Ame>A cowboy hat
>>32167979last time they told me i wasn't poor enough to understand. like i said: impossible to reason with.
>>32168001do it faggot. Beginning of next thread
>>32167929https://youtu.be/OitO5Kxo3Zg
>>32168001He doesn't have a dox dumbass. No one knows what he looks like.
I just want to say that Watame has a cute voice and a fluffy avatar.
>>32167979damn, i forgot to call you a poorfag first for thinking that money bring happiness. can you pretend i did?
>>32168001Not if I dox them firsthttps://files.catbox.moe/p3db82.mp4
>>32168010surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9Ts-hZYSM
>>32167856I mean, there are still some people who just don't like Coco, and that's fair enough. but for everyone else, the discussion went from 'coco is clearly avoiding EN, but I get it' to 'coco wants to collab with them but management won't let her'.
>>32168001>he believes in the fake doxxfucking newfags
>>32166153But if Mori did this we would be executing deadbeats.Cope harder teakek
>>32167999I'm only dangerous to doxxfags. Are you one?
I love Ina! Ina! Ina I love you!
>>32168011Forget "retarded" it's downright evil! They should have supported her instead of left her to fight on her own!
>>32167693I do have massively lowered expectations, but not to 0. You can't get motivation if you set it to 0.I set my expectations to bare feasable minimum, and even at that level Cover's stupidly secured. It's like how Nintendo fucked up with the Wii U, even that level of collasal fuckup only meant they had to reach into their 30 year bank account and take four years out, then put it all back in after the Switch.Cover's got itself Covered.
i love you, gura!
>>32167929it's not the same after the yab..gosling.png
>>32167846It doesn't matter either way but I believe it to be true. Just a hunch.
>>32168031>but management won't let herBased. Fuck r*ddit dragon.
>>32167883MoriA cowboy hat
ORE WA SEXUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAA
>>32167911>I don't mean whispering and winking either you dumbass. I mean eye contact, smile, introduce myself, shake hands, love your work, see you around. It helps that I'm fairly well put together compared to the popular perception of /jp/ users and not a greasy fat fuck with a ponytail and MLP cargo shorts.Jesus fuck, please stop. The cringe is too much. Don't fucking go near Mori you goddamn weirdo. Spergs with no self awareness are the fucking worst.
I love Gura and hope she is well
I love you Gura!