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Hey /jp/,

I wish that we could all be the little girl, dress up and go out on the town together and we could all be best friends forever.

>> No.3215300

If i were a cute little girl and you were a cute little girl i would want to rape you.

>> No.3215315
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"On the internet nobody knows I'm a dog."

Which means we can all be the little girl if we want to. I always envision /jp/ as good girls who are friendly and polite to each other all sitting down, drinking tea, and enjoying one another's company.

>> No.3215317

Sounds like a good story. Two little girls trying to rape the other with tricks, deceit, and candies. Why not just go consensual missionary? Because rape is more romantic.

>> No.3215326

>>3215315
I imagine /jp/ as good girls who are friendly and polite to eachother all sitting down, drinking tea, enjoying one another's company till one of them suddenly stands up and calls all the others filthy sluts.

>> No.3215333

That sounds nice OP. Maybe we'll be able to meet up in the afterlife and we can all take you up on that offer.

>> No.3215335

Yes, yes, I, too, wish we could all go to the schoolyard and play together.

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>>3215326
me in picture

>> No.3215358

>>3215335
Looks fantastic.

>> No.3215382

>>3215333
It would make up for a life of misery, trapped posting in anonymous online image boards, unable to leave the confines of your basement or apartment suite except to acquire sustenance from the local convenience store at 1AM in the morning.

>> No.3215400

Let's have a /jp/ suicide meetup.

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>>3215345

>> No.3215416

>>3215315
>>3215326

Same. Oh, and there's one who's always crying.

That's the Bawson poster.

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>>3215412
>>3215345
So nostalgic.

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Why is the sky blue?
Why is water wet?
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept?

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>>3215452

>> No.3215522

>>3215400
Let's go to a subway station, hold hands, and jump all together right as the train is about to come.

>> No.3215530

>>3215522
>hold hands
That's gay, man.

>> No.3215542

>>3215416
>one who's always crying
So moe, I'd cuddle her. And secretly beat and hurt her at times so she keeps crying.

>> No.3215545

>>3215522
sorry, i already decided the only way i can go out is to jump from a 40+ story building

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>>3215522
There's a train station five minutes from my house that is a popular suicide destination. Do you happen to live in the greater New York or Philadelphia area?

>> No.3215577 [DELETED] 

>>3215552
Afraid not, but it's around 4 hours away from where I do live.
I don't actually want to commit suicide though, I was just hoping someone would catch the reference.

>> No.3215581

>>3215552
Afraid not, but it's around 4 hours away from where I do live.
I don't actually want to commit suicide though, I was just hoping someone would catch the reference.

>> No.3215640

If some holy godly power descended from the heavens right in front of you, maybe ZUN himself in all his holy drunkness, whatever you may worship the most, telling you that you would be reborn as a cute girl if you killed yourself within an hour... Would you do it?

>> No.3215656

I donno, /jp/ is pretty horny, if we were little girls we'll probably be little cock craving sluts

>> No.3215696

>>3215640
I guess.
But only if I also must wear frilly dresses and attend tea parties.

>> No.3215697

>>3215640
Do I get to see them descend? I need to make sure it's not just some guy who vaguely looks like ZUN that walked in because the door was open.

If so, somebody just dropped out of the sky and told me to, sure, why not.

>> No.3215701

>>3215640
God no.

I don't wanna be a little girl.

>> No.3215715

>>3215640
No, but I would request to be turned into a cute little girl with a halo, wings and ability to teleport so I can appear before people and tell them to commit suicide within a hour if they want to be the little girl.

>> No.3215728 [DELETED] 

>>3215640
I'd ask to be made into a girl with a halo, swan wings and teleportation power so I can appear before other /jp/ residents and make them commit suicide for laughs and kicks.

>> No.3215744

>>3215640

No, because as anyone who has studied mythology can tell you, gods and the like are trolls. Er, not in the Norse sense, mind.

>> No.3215756
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Agreed. I'd wear this.

>> No.3215764

>>3215744
Just most of them. I'd take the chance anyway, the god might make a mistake and try to troll me by turning me into a futa or something. Jokes on them!

>> No.3215826

god you people are so insane

>> No.3216021

>>3215333
My ideal paradise. I'd really love to meet you guys while we are all little girls in a Gensokyo-like setting.
Valhalla comes second.
Too bad there's no such thing as afterlife ;_;

>> No.3216039

>>3215756
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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