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Where's the stretchy anime meat?

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>>32142050

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>> No.32142457
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>>32142050
Ask your sister

>> No.32142491

I crave naizuri from a lactating flatfish

>> No.32142602
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>"Welcome home, dear!"
>"What would you like first: dinner, a bath, or me?"

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>>32142602

>Implying you get a choice in the matter

>> No.32142895

>>32142602
>*pulls out pistol and points muzzle to her forehead*
>"I'd like to see you dead."
>BANG

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Anybody got good prompts? I'm down to crank out another story or two before bed.

>> No.32142964

>>32142050
>when anon's fridge is empty

>> No.32143230

>>32142913
Anon leaves his sink's faucet dripping before going to bed so the pipes don't freeze, and as a result a sneaky slime comes inside from the cold through the plumbing. Anon also comes inside.

>> No.32143354

>>32142227
That's a really big mace. Can she even swing it?

>> No.32143384

>>32142913
A man tries to flirt with a Mad Hatter, but finds himself out done

>> No.32143446

>>32142913
anon has a late book from the griffon library.

>> No.32143482

>>32142913
Like this >>32141508,
But instead of trying to make her behave by consuming her, you boil the slime on a pan, capture the steam, and condense it to purify it by dilutation

>> No.32143619

>>32141955
What does getting your throat licked feel like?

>> No.32143811
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>>32142895

Cringe.

>>32143482

Good end or bad end? If you boil away the liquid wouldn't you just be left with magical salts? Or do you mean boiling the monstergirl so she learns to behave?

>>32143230

Very based, post more cute slimes

>>32143384
>>32143446
Both cute, but I'm not familiar with these two, I'll have to read up on em

>> No.32143831

>>32143482
anon... it's called dilution

>> No.32143913

Can you cook an egg on a hellhounds abs?

>> No.32143915

>>32143831
>dilute

>> No.32143928

>>32143831
It sounds a whole lot more like distillation.

>> No.32143932

>>32143811
Was about to question your choice of picture, but to be fair Tenshi is a monster.

>> No.32143991

>>32143932
And no one can beat her when she is "serious", not even an Oni.

>> No.32144238

>>32141955
>ghoul who can tie a cherry stem into a knot
>in your mouth
>her tongue has passed mere dexterity, is now prehensile
Just imagine making eye contact with her at the bar and she shows off by slaloms her tongue through all 10 of her fingers.

>> No.32144243

>>32142050
>>32142175
>>32142457
We gotta do something about all these Wendis stealing our meat.

>> No.32144282

>>32144238
how can mere men stand before such lewdness?

>> No.32144407

>>32143831
>>32143915
>>32143928
Thanks anon, I meant distillation. i hate chemistry terminologies

>>32143811
>put the slime on a stove
>distill the vapor
>get some lifeless clear liquid plus some dark magic crystals
>wash dark crystals with dishwashing soap
>after few hours, they become squeaky clean
>smells of lemon
>mix clean crystals back to clear liquid
>stir them a bit
>now you wait
>while waiting, you look at hands
>there's a red graze
>you must've cut your finger while washing those corrupted crystals
>???

>> No.32144456

>>32142022
I want to be milk-boarded by a mino until I'm complicit!

>> No.32144510

>>32144282
You won't be standing for long. She'll come over, grab you by the hair, tilt your head back, and give you a loooong whiskey flavored kiss until you stop squirming.

>> No.32144590

>>32144407

Hehe, bad end it is!

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How do you handle these kinds of situations with your wife?

>> No.32144773

>>32142913
Unicorn priestess in a remote shrine is visited by a man she believes is a pious monk sent to her so he can give her descendants after having remained chaste all his life until now. In reality it's just a random virgin schmuck who got lost and thinks the priestess is just being hospitable. When the misunderstanding is cleared, she concludes that while he may not be a disciplined man of faith, she finds it extremely unlikely he could have remained a virgin not by choice all his life and got to her by accident, which means he must have been unknowingly watched over by gods and guided to her, so she still wants to marry him.

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>>32144510
Bars must be a high--level zone, men don't have a chance out there.

>> No.32144805

>>32144456
I just want to be cuddled and nursed until I fall asleep in her arms.

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>> No.32144860

>>32144663
My kiki just looks like a cute girl with some feathers. I'm sure my parents would be happy to know how perfect she is for me

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>>32142050

>> No.32144987

>>32144831
https://dump.video/i/S2U7g7.mp4

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>>32144456
Sillly anon... ships don't pour milk all over your face

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I'm having a White Russian. Post cows.

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I demand that any Demons I summon wear formal clothing.

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Stay out of trouble. And don't stay up to late.

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>>32145186
Wait. Is that a spider cow?

>> No.32145316

>>32145239
You're not my mom, my wife, or any theoretical sister of mine

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>>32145144

>> No.32145700

>>32145454
I want to play with her legs while laying in bed together.

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>>32143230
This reminded me of how the pioneers in America used to make a liquor called applejack by freezing hard cider over and over, to concentrate its alcohol content. What if your cider got contaminated by a slime, and eventually you'd end up with a super-concentrated alcoholic loli slime that will get you drunk if she kisses you for too long?

Note, a side effect is that repeated kissing may make you go blind, and hangovers that are worse than normal, since freeze distillation doesn't get rid of methanol. However, if you get your slime girl to a specific temperature (above 65 C/150 F, but below the boiling point of ethanol, 78 C/170 F), you can boil methanol off without affecting ethanol.

>> No.32145788

>>32145700
Be careful, curiosity leg-locked the anon.

>> No.32145840

>>32145788
Is that not the desired result? Nothing says "I love you" quite like round three.

>> No.32145877

>>32145778
I went to school with a kid whose family owned the only remaining producer of applejack in the US until very recently, it's top stuff.

>> No.32145920

>>32145840
Look at the size of those things, round three will be a blistfull memory before they start to loosen up.

>> No.32145924

>>32145788
I bet she would love it if I was the one doing the leg lock.

>> No.32145932

>>32145920
Again, I ask you...

>> No.32145977

>>32145788
If she was subtle, I probably wouldn’t even notice it. Just slowly moving from lying perpendicular to her to lying with my head on her stomach with both of her legs crossed over me.

>> No.32146046

>W-wait, is...is that an enchanted barrer! No, wait, please! I'm sorry, I promise I'll be good! Please! You can't take my Mana away! I earned that fair and square! Oh, god no, it TICKLES!

Serves the little slimeball right. The gelatinous little hussy, who had been going on and on about what she'd do to you once you were in her power, was now begging piteously as she felt her power being filtered away, felt herself becoming slower, weaker, dumber.... hungrier

>P-p-please, sir, M-masterrr...

Her voice is whisper-quiet, and she.stutters a little, as you watch the pale pink return fluid dripping slowly back over her core

>P-please, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it, w-what I said earlier. Y-you're NOT a pale, naked monkey, o-or a fleshy bone-bag, or a disgusting p-pervert for touching me with your hands.

She takes a deep, shuddering 'breath' and continues

>Please, Master. If you let me go, I'll serve you everyday for the rest of my life. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll be your bath. I'll do whatever...I can be real nice! I'll wrap you up and massage you all over. I'll suck out your yummy cum whenever you want! I-if you want I'll let you g-grope my c-core. You can just plunge your big, strong, *solid* hands in and squeeze it. Give it a nice hard squeeze, and I promise if I was being a bitch I'll get right down on my knees and apologize (right after I finish cumming from the feeling of your fingers wrapped around me!) I'll be your devoted s-servant, just please take me out of this thing--it BURNS SO GOOOO~OOD!

The slime bubbled and popped in its jar, the core pulsing and shrinking, turning a pale fuscia color as she babbled on.

"Not good enough, bitch!"

>Oooh, what do you want me to doOOoo?!

She moaned in despair. Suddenly, she seemed to perk up

>W-wait, do you have a girlfriend? Or maybe some one special you like? I, I could go talk with them, slip inside their drink and into their m-mind. I'll make her love you, I'll give her nothing but pleasure until she only thinks of you! Tease her and whisper how much I love you until she's wild with desire, until she can't wait to feel you on top of her with your strong fingers and your deep voice feeling you push inside me and find my Co---!!!!~~!!

You turn up the heat on the burner, and the fluid slaps and boils as she cums, her core squurting dark purple corruption as more of her Mana is siphoned away. After a moment you turn the heat back down, and ger voice returns, lower and huskier

>Or maybe you don't have a girlfriend. Maybe you have a rival. Maybe you have a hot little CUNT in the academy who's always showing you up, or some girl who did you wrong, hmm~? Perhaps a cruel professor who humiliated you in class, who you'd love nothing more than to see gets her just desserts? Maybe she's due for a little payback...I could do that too. Turn her into a desperate. Little. Whore. Someone who'd do ANYTHING to get with you. I'd fill her dreams with memories of how she wronged you, with depraved tortures to follow. Every scene more delicious than the last, and always with you standing over her, and never letting her have any relief.

>All day, she'll spend smacking her pretty little lips, hungry for a certain taste, and desperately telling herself that taste isn't your cum...hmmm, how long will it be before she comes crawling before you, begging you to punish her for her *sins*?

>And when she starts to turn? When her flesh starts to sweat slime, and her tight little love-tunnel leaks sticky-sweet goo, and she finally realizes what she's become, a slave to a slime like me? Well, I'll tell her I was born of her own lewd thoughts and graceless imaginings, and that she deserves to be a slime-puppet because of what a shameless w-whore she's become...I'VE become...then we can serve you together....

Slowly, you remove the barrier filter and let the rest of her slide back into the jar. She mewls weakly, but lacks the strength to resist. You recap the bottle and put it away. Tomorrow you'll feed her and run her through the filter again, if need be. You aren't really tempted by her offer, but it is...interesting... besides, you have been wondering what if would be like to get that bitch Professor Hoarfrost in bed....

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>>32144243

>> No.32146140

Post foxes

>> No.32146228

Having a zombie wife would be nerve-wracking. You have to worry about cars, her falling into canals, the local vulture colony and the gators.

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>>32144663
based dad understands

>> No.32146401

>>32146228
Eh, they're durable. Seems a lot easier than having to tell your dragon daughter "no" or something.

>> No.32146469

>>32146085
i love this picture

>> No.32146615

>>32146046
Interesting. Will this be continued?

>> No.32146739

>>32145840

Oh, what is it you're doing, Anon?

Are my legs really that fascinating? I mean, I guess they're nice, but they're kinda meaty, y'know? I sometimes wish I had slimmer, graceful legs like those girls I always see down at the lake...

Ooh, so handsy tonight! Someone's just not had enough...I love you so much, Anon~ you know that?

Anon, you know what happens if you keep stroking my thighs, right? If you keep running your hands up from the soft fluff on my ankles , up my calves, behind my knees? Mmm-hmm, sure snd certain, you're gonna find yourself between these long, strong legs of mine. And I CAN'T be held responsible, understand? You won't even notice it...you'll be so intent on getting me to roll over and spread my legs for youso you can nuzzle and kiss the inside of my smooth thighs, you won't even feel me wrapping my strong legs around your waist. Until. It's. Too. Late.

Poor Anon, look, it's already happening. Your're trapped. No way out for you now. I can squeeze more than 300 lbs between these sweet thighs, more than enough to keep you pinned all night long, if I want. I could hold you like this in my sleep, my own personal leg pillow~~

Now, I'll give you two options, OK? Option 1 is I let you go, and I even use my long, sloppy tongue to make you cum again before bed--aren't I a sweetie? All *you* have to do is agree to spend the next week of between my legs--7 days on your knees in between your FAVORITE pair of legs, with my hands ruffling your cute hair. I'll even let you cum afterward, if you do a good job~. Of course, if you keep getting in between my legs, you run the risk of having this same discussion again--but surely you won't mind another week or two tacked on, hmm?

Or, you can pick Door Number 2--you slide your fat, yummy dick inside me for round 3. Then, tomorrow you take me out shopping for a new pair of cute cuttoffs--since you seem to like them so much.

So, Anon, what do you say? Choose quickly, otherwise I might just pick both ~~~

>> No.32146765

>>32146615
Got a pic of a haughty uptight bitch professor? Or something similar, office lady or whatever.

>> No.32146885

>>32146739
Pretty hot stuff, awfully kinky for a minotaur though. What a coincidence, that this hard working "country girl" also happens to be such a meticulous, calculating tease.

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>>32146765
As it turns out, I do have one.

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>>32146140

>> No.32147078

>>32146942

Mmm, she's perfect--kinda the wrong expression though, be better if she had a scowl.

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Gina P'Orcano is such a badass!

>> No.32147185

Is there any minotaur monster girl imgbox or muscle monster girl imgbox links?

>> No.32147376

>>32146885

That's what happens when you let her spend time on the internet--she starts reading blogs like "PeopleTeaser69", "How To Train Your Humie" and "Maneater Club". Before you know it she's trying to hypnotize you in your sleep to fall in love with her meaty legs, or condition you with sex to always do the dishes. Pretty soon, all she needs to do is lick her lips or wiggle her wide hips in those cutoff jeans of hers and you'll do anything she wants.

Don't worry, though, she won't make you do anything you won't enjoy. And since you clearly enjoy following instructions, you'll probably be spending a lot of time in between her legs, staring into her deep brown eyes as you pump load after load of hot, sticky love deep inside of her. It's only natural. And if you resist, well, that just means more conditioning blowjobs until you get it right :)

>> No.32147508

>>32142913
Fuck I'm late to this.
Anything with female-on-male NTR please.

>> No.32147571

>>32144663
She's pretty cosplay-tier. Not too much to worry about.

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>>32147078
I will now accept your thanks.

>> No.32147758

>>32146046
is this how you create a parasite slime from a dark slime?

>> No.32147801

>>32146046
Thanks anon! That's a nice way to tame a slime

>> No.32147903

>>32147376
More girls should take advantage of hypnosis, it's such a sexy thing. The sway of her hips and her deep brown eye to signal her man is especially hot. When I think of hypnosis, I imagine a lamia looking deep into a man's eyes, speaking soft words, making him feel absolutely comfortable in her coils like it's the softest bed in the world, sort of like when you struggle to get out of bed in the morning because you're nestled too deeply under the covers. What's the best way to hypnotize a man? The sway of the body, eyes that seem to spiral and pull you in if you look at them too long? So many possibilities. Man, I wanna be hypnotized by a lewd monster girl...

>> No.32147917

>>32147577
lmao

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>>32147903
*deep brown eyes
Embarrassing, haha...

>> No.32147938

>>32147508

No can do famalambrigini--NTR is one of my hard limits. I'm a big softie at heart.

>> No.32147951

>>32147903
Owl mages are amazing for that kind of thing.

>> No.32147963

Human men belong in slimes.

>> No.32148009

>>32147017
Harpies BTFO. Foxes can fly without wings

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>>32147903

Eh, well she's not really using *real* hypnosis, just pavlovian conditioning and some fun mind games. Of course, if you start following her directions all the time, that just implies you *want* to be her brainwashed boy-toy.

Fortunately, she's a nice girl and only does it to get you to spend more time with her.

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>>32147577

Based, I'll come up with something tomorrow if I have time. You guys want a hard mindbreak/revenge ending, or does little Miss Hoarfrost have a secret crush on our hero?

>> No.32148189

>>32147903
I don't think hypnosis works like the mind control stuff you see on stage. They'd need magic to properly rewire your personality (which is what Gazer's are for!). The thing you are thinking about is probably operant conditioning. Though I must admit, staring deep into your waifu's eyes while in a warm embrace is crazy hot.

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>>32147963
Yes.

>> No.32148207

>>32147577
thanks for the laugh anon. nice edit

>> No.32148223

>>32148199
Yeah, I'd climb into that. Hope it's kinda warm.

>> No.32148232

>>32147963
Slimes belong in my stomach

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I had a tremendously autistic idea the other day. Would anyone be interested in a survey where you write in your personality type, and your favorite monster girl(s)?

>inb4 ">surveys on 4chan"
>inb4 "the 'M' in MBTI stands for 'meme', m8"
>inb4 "fuck off glowie, we won't fall for your data mining operation"

I'm just curious to see if there's certain trends, or if all monster girls types are equally loved across the autism spectrum.

>> No.32148316

>>32148189
Oh, I wasn't going for personality rewiring! More so like charm magic, to heighten a man's sensitivity or just to make him relax. Maybe that's a bit tame, but trusting a monster to have such control over you is strangely hot to me. Like, wow you have 15 feet of muscle wrapped around me keeping me in place, but you're telling me you want to go even further? Something like that is exhilarating

>> No.32148342

>>32148313
I'm really just hoping that all of these types of post are MG setting up some dating profiles before the portals open. One day.

>> No.32148446

>>32148313
What's a personality type? I'm a Pisces and love Dragons and Dark Elves

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>>32148223
That would be ideal. Pleasantly warm enough to help you fall asleep.

>> No.32148461

>>32148316
>15 feet of muscle wrapped around me
thought anon is referring to a cutie mino immobilizing you in a hug
*hmm... I wonder how long is 15-feet*
457cm
You dating a 5m giant or what? And how do you even take that further? You're already a tiny mongling compared to her

>> No.32148489

Try glomping a musclehound and witness her upper body strength yourself.

>> No.32148521

>>32147963
>>32148199
Does anyone have good slime fics where you're lucidly floating in a slimegirl's body as she teases you of your helpless predicament?

I've currently only have https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12495966/

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>>32148461
The "wrapped around" part suggests he meant a snek.
>>32148489
I'd ask to touch her biceps.

>> No.32148590

>>32148461
My bad, I should've mentioned I was talking about a lamia

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Oi, oi!

>> No.32148709

>>32148603
>Oi Richard! some weirdos are asking for you

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>>32148603
shoo

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>>32148342
>Portals open
>Your dream mamono shows up at Your door
>"Anon, 2 years ago You said on /jp/ that You will marry me"
>Your parents in shock
>They can't believe You actualy brought a girl home

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Any got some spare medicine? I have a healer, but lately her healing methods haven't been exactly, "healer-like"

>> No.32150045

>>32148313
I'd do it. I'd also be willing to bet most guys are submissive loners who dislike real women

>> No.32150080

>>32149848
>get to sleep on hellhound fluff for the rest of my life
Worf

>> No.32150363

>>32150045
There's an overlap of taste in women for dominant and submissive women. If You actualy talked to anyone in high school You propably noticed the most sassy Stacy had both Chad and Timmy the nerd chasing her.
Point is - the results may suprise You.
I think such poll would be a nice idea.

>> No.32150879

>>32148313
>your personality type
Broken and waiting for death
>your favorite monster girl(s)
Ushi Oni

>> No.32151064

>>32150363
I think anyone who breaks groups down into chad, timmy, and stacy probably doesn't have a lot worthwhile to say about demographics

>> No.32151193

>>32146085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrmCB4ZGGo

>> No.32151279
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Legends say that if you feed you're waifu strawberries everyday, she begins to produce strawberry milk

>> No.32151302
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Fluffy Tusks.

>> No.32151323

>>32151302
Mammoths are a human's natural prey!

>> No.32151600
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Maybe the monster is the woman on the inside and not the body

>> No.32151794

>>32151600
I have no idea what I'm reading

>> No.32151913

>>32151794
Basically, you're a mom now.

>> No.32151964

>>32148313
I'd definitely be interested in seeing the results of that.

...Even most people are just gonna say hellhound.

>> No.32152038

>Just had a dream about going to a MG casino
>All I did was play Cheshire themed slot machine
of all the things to do in a MG casino, that was probably the most boring thing I could have done.

>> No.32152064

>>32152038
This, at least hit the blackjack tables. You've got a system, right?

>> No.32152193

>>32152064
What happens when you run out of money in an MG casino?

>> No.32152226

>>32152193
snake pit

>> No.32152252

>>32152193
Sir please cum with us

>> No.32152273
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>>32152193
Sold off to a danuki who will chastise you for being a degenerate gambler.

>> No.32152327

>>32152273
gambling is associated with greed, wouldnt you get a creeping coin

>> No.32152376

>>32152327
They might be banned from casinos.

>> No.32152488

are there any good jap mge communities?

>> No.32152827

>>32152488
There was a general on a text only message board but I forgot which site it was.

>> No.32153071
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All a monster needs to do to make me hers is this. She wouldn't even need to use sex.

>> No.32153186
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>72 houris married with a certain man who was called a saint, and there are records remaining that say he continued to do good while leading a lifestyle where there is not even time for his penis to dry.
Have you praised Eros today?

>> No.32153588

>aftersex with a newly-wed mamono gf
>last load was bukkake
>she delightfully licks off your sperm
>"hey, leave some for me!" or simply reach forward and start ravenously licking it off from her too
>hfw

>> No.32153848

>>32153588
she must be hella confused as to how did she manage to accidentally marry someone that's about to alp

>> No.32154299

>>32152193
You're shipped straight to Frostbite to pay off your debt, you'll be chipping ice carving out ice dungeon cells for the most dangerous prisoners to serve their time. The Tsurara foreman will work you all day and night until you can't feel your body, feed you frozen fish and water, then wake you up to do it again

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>>32153588

>> No.32154609

>>32153186
>Following Eros
>wanting more than one wife
Something is not adding up here.

>> No.32154627
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32154627

Gonna give my gold dragon wife a full body massage complete with horn and scale polishing to really make her shine.

>> No.32154663

>>32154627
which type of dragon would be the most tsundere

>> No.32154729

>>32154609
I think Eros would look kindly on a man so overflowing with love that he wants to share it with multiple women.

>> No.32154758
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>>32154663
Most likely the chormatics.

>> No.32155020

Which monster would be most skilled in stimulating her man's nipples? Which would be most likely to suck them?

>> No.32155052

>>32155020
tentacle

>> No.32155130

>>32155020
Tentacle girl.

>> No.32155430

>>32152193
They put a warrant on You and bailif takes over Your account.

>> No.32155530

>>32155020
>stimulating her man's nipples
Jabberwock, can do it at the same time as kissing with those extra tongues.

>> No.32155608

>>32152226
what type of snake?

>> No.32155700

>reading Berserk again
>eyes start tearing up
>bogey crawls from bellow the bed ready to cuddle and cheer me up
>she sees what I'm reading
>crawls back under the bed making it dangle 1 meter in the air
>she dematerializes and it falls down with a loud crack
>Wolfhound neighbour who lies below me comes to check if everything is okay
>sees Berserk on my monitor
>"Oh Anon You're reading Berserk"
>"Yeah"
>she rapes me

>> No.32155720

>>32147928
wukong about to get this big dong.

>> No.32155782

>>32155700
Why is Bogey so against a little lewd loli?

>> No.32156009
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32156009

Question for everyone I've replied to: up to how many monster girls should you be allowed to choose? I think up to 3 is a good number.

>>32148342
>portals open
>tanukis instantly start shilling a mail-order bride scheme in these threads to milk virgins out of their money

>>32148446
There's a bunch of them, the MBTI is probably the most popular. People consider them a meme because you can take it twice and get different results, but it's useful as a rough estimate of a person's general character traits.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

>>32150879
Ever had dreams about spiders, or large spider-like creatures?

>>32150045
I'd be immensely disappointed if less than 99.7% of test-takers aren't introverted.

>>32150363
>>32151964
If anons pick monster girls based on looks/monster girls they're already familiar with (understandable, if not unavoidable biases; you can't know every single detail of every monster girl, there's probably 200+ of them), I expect it to be very balanced, and just a popularity contest. However, if they pick them based on their canonical personality, then I feel like we may end up with some interesting patterns.

>> No.32156050

>tfw no big monster who enjoys bondage despite clearly looking like she could snap her bindings with enough effort

>> No.32156187

>>32154729
I feel like it wouldn't be uncommon for Eros paladins to be "spreading the word" by traveling around and gathering a harem.

>> No.32156206
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>>32156009
>Mediator, INFP-T
I see.

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32156225

>>32154627

>> No.32156316
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>>32154299
>The House wins again, you know what that means
>You get to be my personal daki forever and ever

>> No.32156365
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32156365

Hello all

I may or may not have a pretty young moonrabbit to sell you. Please attend the auction at eientei this Sunday for a chance to claim her

>> No.32156457
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32156457

>Come here cutie, let's feel good together! hooora, stroke my fluffy tails. Let's get comfy together!
>Why are you turning around? Don't you trust me?
>...not like you have a choice, ufufufu~

>> No.32156595

>>32156009
>Logician
>INTP-A / INTP-T
>self doubt
>stagnate
GOD DAMN IT

>> No.32156652

>>32156457
Half of my liver for unlimited access to your fluffy tails, deal?

>> No.32156684
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>>32156009
ISTP-T, just so I don't forget when it's up.
>I'd be immensely disappointed if less than 99.7% of test-takers aren't introverted.
You have to be really special to be extroverted and come to places like this.

>> No.32156687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9fh5EYnHLg

>Kumiho that gets violent around furries
My kind of woman

>> No.32156765
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32156765

I wanna marry an old dragon since all the young ones insult me and look down on me for being human

>> No.32157223
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>>32148446, >>32150879, >>32150045, >>32150363, >>32151964
(From the previous post)

>>32156206, >>32156595, >>32156684
(Anons who already have done the personality test)

Form is up: https://forms.gle/JPTrackyVaL2NaAv6

>> No.32157230
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>>32156009
Commander ENTJ-A, Dragon/Manticore
Well this is a forum for autists. Just because self improvement culture shifted average nerd to be actualy (or even highly) functioning, doesn't mean people here will stop being dorks

Also mamono can't make much diffrence between types of sex with their husbands. For them
>what type of sex with Your hubby do You like to have?
Is like asking human girl
>where do You like to go on car trip with Your husband
There may be favourite places, but general destination is completely unimportant, it's the act that matters.
Mamono can't separate sex and love so any type of sex is their favourite as long as the man they love likes it. They may have some slight preferences, but it won't ever be enough to override what makes their men happy. If a Manticore marries a strict dom, she'll be more submissive than a Kiki. If a succubus' husband likes it soft and romantic, she'll be more shy, delicate and flustered in bedroom, than a sheltered virginal bride.
That's why choosing Mamono due to personal liking rather than set type of personality and sexual fetishes is not so stupid.

>> No.32157290

>>32157223
I don't really know how to make sense of this so I just picked 3 girls. Was that too many or too few?

>> No.32157331

>>32156765
Would her using thou, thine, etc, in speech be an improvement for you too?

>> No.32157384

>>32152193
>Become a tsun Vampire's bloodbag
>thrown into the swamps and let the Vamp Mosquitos chase you around
>getting tickled all over by a Kej's hair or an Akaname's tongue
>get forced into an E-card game (think Kaiji vs Tonegawa) with a Mindflayer. Every time you lose the tentacles slip a little deeper into your ears

>> No.32157486

>>32157384
Wait a minute, didn't we do Kaiji but with Monster Girls at some point?

>> No.32157608

>>32157486
someone mentioned it a few threads prior

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32157654

>>32142050

>> No.32157656

>>32157608
IT WAS ME
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
Well anyway I want a comedy about middle-management Anubis, her cute underlings of almost completely identical Mummies and Khepris and the Pharaoh with unreasonable ideas.

>> No.32157691

>>32157223
>Mamono getting data of lonely boys with list of prefferences.
You demonic hussies need to get a job and stop obsessing over men

>> No.32157790

>>32157290
just pick what you like

>> No.32157818
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>> No.32157882

>>32157818
I think I'm in the wrong zone...

>> No.32157921

>>32157882
It's amazing how quickly "wrong zone" can turn into "home."

>> No.32158011

>>32156652
>>32156687
why do they always go for the liver?

>> No.32158051

>>32158011
It's rich in iron and tastes good

>> No.32158129

>>32156009
>Architect INTJ
>Romantically Clueless
Well I picked hellhound and lim so I guess that fits. Are you getting the results you hoped for anon?

>> No.32158132

>>32157223
Can't get the form to open but I got INTJ and top three girls are Mindflayer, Demon, and Wendigo.

>> No.32158140

>>32158011
Because Kumiho are bad

>> No.32158184

>>32157818
>that tail bulb size
NOPE, I tap the town teleport scroll as fast as I can

>> No.32158389

>>32157818
>spinebiter Manticore
Her venom spines probably corrupt human females into more of her kind by corrupting the spirit energy itself

>> No.32158408

>>32158184
>wanna try putting your head in here?

>> No.32158415

>>32158011
Because they're shit.

>> No.32158425

>>32158140
Kumiho are fine

>> No.32158536

>>32158140
I want a reformed Kumiho that found a way to regenerate my liver with magic, so she doesn't have to kill anymore.

>> No.32158566

>>32158536
iirc Ahri used to succ people to death but stopped doing that a while ago

>> No.32158579
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>>32158140
>>32158415
t. kitsune

>> No.32158637
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32158637

YUBI YUBI!

>> No.32158731

>>32147938
Not if the ex-gf was a total bitch and said MG tortures the shit out of her while she makes love to her former lover in front of her as she watches her own mistakes being rubbed in her face for good measure.

>> No.32158737

>>32158637
Keep clicking her

>> No.32158811

>>32158737
what does she say when you keep clicking on her anon?

>> No.32158837

>>32158731
I don't like when people insert weird revenge fantasies into their fiction.

>> No.32158863

>>32158637
Someone get this bitch a gimp suit and a ball gag.

>> No.32158864

>>32158811
>You're sleeping in the doghouse tonight!
>The thing about keeping your focus is that yoSQUIRREL!!!
>I like to chase my tail!

>> No.32158918

>>32152193
The real question is what happens to the kind of guy who just goes in with $100 and vows to go home once he turns a profit or it runs out.

>> No.32159027

>>32158864
Well anons what's the unit quote for every MG?

>> No.32159033

>>32158918
They will try to goad him to stay longer, possibly comp him for gambling more. I am like that, I just go in with 100 and stop if I run out or I hit a profit greater than anticipated.

>> No.32159077
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>>32159027
>We must seize the means of reproduction

>> No.32159093

>>32159033
Everyone knows monsters punish our reward extreme behavior, I think it’s interesting to see how they interact with normal moderate actions.

>> No.32159266

>>32159077
>So go out and rape a man?
>Yes.
>But we already do that!

>> No.32159377

>>32154627

>Based fellow horn enthusiast

I don't know why, but I'm unironically into the idea of a girl having big, fat horns. I'd buy some all-natural lacquer and go to work until she SHINES

>> No.32159483

>>32152193

Probably tie you up and make you spend the rest of the week under the tables for the high-class Wight guests.

Or maybe the wolfhound security just takes you into the basement and works you over for a few days before giving you a kiss on the cheek, a slap on the ass, a glass of champagne and a request to "please come back a SOON~~".

>> No.32159568
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>>32158811
"Can I see your finger? I promise I won't bite."

>> No.32159595

>>32155700

>Being ridden by wolfhound with YUGE tits
>Remember Guts has no big-titty gf
>Start crying again

Based Bogey is a true friend--she knows mere carnal pleasures cannot and should not interfere with the melancholy beauty of Berserk.

>> No.32159612

>>32159595
>Remember Guts has no big-titty gf
He has a fiery brown tomboy gf instead

>> No.32159651

hairy Japanese bastards

>> No.32159772

>>32159483
it's supposed to be a punishment Anon, not a reward

>> No.32159840
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32159840

>>32159027
>M-master... More...
>Don't stop C... licking...
>I'm Kuno- ...Itchy

>> No.32159877

>>32159840
>that pun
nope
no orgasm for her

>> No.32159881
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32159881

Wisdom is knowing this is the superior choice

>> No.32159905
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>>32159651

>> No.32159959
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>>32159027
https://youtu.be/u-5ejiOBI1o

>> No.32159971
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>>32157223
>that many dragonfags
Huh. Would not have guessed.

>> No.32159981

>>32159877
It's just what she wanted tho

>> No.32159987
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>>32159877
Harsh!

>> No.32159989
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32159989

Valkyries are beautiful and honorable companions

>> No.32160019

>>32157223
>>32159971
Also looks like someone double-entered, there's no way there'd be that many 2s on the monster list.

>> No.32160070

>>32159971
>>32160019
Can you share the result link? I had it opened in a private window and I don't want to double dip myself.

>> No.32160108

>>32160070
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf35CaALyLYQSpPFofeHVy5nSHKZY9IilTHT_MdWOZRrpPzCw/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm

>> No.32160118

>>32160108
Thanks

>> No.32160164
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>>32159772

Well, the Anon just said ran out of money, not that they defrauded the house or anything.

If you tried to pull an Ocean's 11 heist, I don't doubt you'd be permanently installed as a set of 'Magic Fingers' (any everything else) in one of the Executive suits, there to spend your days 'entertaining' high-class but sadistic Lilim, Manticores, Wites, Vampires, and Dragons. If you're very unlucky, one of them might take a fancy to you and buy your contract from the hotel, meaning you'd spend the rest of your life serving as bed-warmer for some incredibly rich, incredibly beautiful, incredibly cruel Mistress.

>> No.32160172

>>32160108
>sharing a board with E's
OUT
OUT
OUT

>> No.32160316

>>32160164
>get assigned to a Manticore
>it's >>32157818

>> No.32160431

>>32157223
>One of the waifus isn't there
Eh

>> No.32160566

>>32160316

Holy shit look at the size of that bulb! HUBBA HUBBA *EYES POP OUT OF HEAD* AWOOOGA *HEART BEATS OUTSIDE CHEST* WHOA MOMMA *HEAD TURNS INTO STEAM WHISTLES*

She's got it dilated waaaay open too, poor thing must be hungry. Don't be deceived though, even with a bulb that size she can still contract it as tight as she needs to crush your dick. Me personally, rather than face the risk of being turned into desperate horny pincushion from the dozens of barbs on that bulb, I would probably just surrender meekly and ask her nicely if she'll let me make out with her while she devours me.

>> No.32160591
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32160591

I wanna teach a MGE kobold how to mine.

>> No.32160691

>>32160316
Depends on how long I get assigned to her. If it's below 2 hours I can probably keep myself sane and cooperate with her. That way, I don't get poisoned by those inhumane barbs

>> No.32161094

i believe in _______ supremacy

>> No.32161137
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32161137

>>32161094
Lilim

>> No.32161141

>>32161094
Big girl supremacy

>> No.32161159

>>32160691
>below 2 hours
You wish, by the end of your shift there will be more manticore venom in your veins than blood.

>> No.32161172

>>32161094
monster

>> No.32161183

>>32161094
manticore

>> No.32161194

>>32157331
if you dragon doesnt use 我輩 to refer to herself then shes not old enough

>> No.32161252

>>32161094
Wight

>> No.32161259

>>32160316
>It's a punishment not a reward
>Anon proposes even greater reward instead
>>32161094
Chief God

>> No.32161293

>>32161094
Cock.

>> No.32161307

>>32161137

Actually this one looks sweet. 10/10 would formally court and marry in a large ceremony before princess-carrying her over the threshold of our new house/castle/eldritch fortress

>> No.32161310

>>32161137
See, as fun as this image is, you, it needs a longer title to go with the font to really get that yakuza feel
Something like
>17th daughter of the demon lord
Or
>Demon princess, Demon arena director
Or some other bullshit title

>> No.32161322

>>32158011
In old legends the liver was said to have several mystical properties. Including granting the eater the abilities or powers of the individual that it once belonged to.

>> No.32161343

How would monstergirls deal with potentially dangerous rivalries between two men, like Armand d'Hubert and Gabriel Féraud or Hannibal and Scipio

>> No.32161426

>>32161094
Cow.

>> No.32161429
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>>32157230
>That's why choosing Mamono due to personal liking rather than set type of personality
Yes, eventually I figured that people would tweak mamonos based on their headcanons and tastes, and changed the prompt just says to pick one/more.

>>32157290: Pick as many as you like, but at least one. And please don't vote twice, it's really rude!

>>32157691: It's called market research. You think they're going to let all the girls in at once? We're going to need beta testers!

>>32158129: there's a lot of Dragons and Demons. It's kind of what I expected, dragons and succubi are probably the most popular archetypes, even outside of the MGE universe. Just look at Tohru, I wonder how many people realized they're into thick tails because of her anime. (>>32159971)

>>32158132: did you manage to get your vote in?

>>32160019
The alternative would be to require people to sign in with your Google account, and while I expect many people already are, I didn't want to put off the people who aren't with a login wall.

>>32160431: which one? I've added all the girls in the list from the MGE wiki.

>> No.32161437

>>32161307
Can you impress her enough in a fight to gain her attention though?

>> No.32161462

>>32161429
>And please don't vote twice, it's really rude!
I wasn't aware I did.

>> No.32161463

>>32161429
She's not in MGE yet

>> No.32161482

>>32161194
What if she's an old hag of a dragon pretending to be young? And failing miserably

>> No.32161525

>>32161437
Why would I need to fight her? She's a sex monster, I'll just whip my dick out.

>> No.32161601

>>32161429
Shoggoth was in my list and I don't see it there.

>> No.32161628

>>32161525
Becuase this lilim runs on a different brand of autisum to the regular.

>> No.32161640

>>32161525
You must be new and haven't read her stories then. Selene's whole thing is liking strong fighters.

>> No.32161712

>>32161343

most conflicts arise from competition over scarce resources, the remainder are interpersonal differences. Since MGE universe is an infinite FlatWorld with near-limitless resources, scarcity-based conflicts would arise less often than in our world.

Therefore, the most likely rivalry is personal between two men who feel the need to best each other. Left unchecked, such a rivalry could result in a major war. Fortunately, however, Monstergirls are attracted to masculine excellence. When a man applies brain and brawn to bending the world to his will, he only grows more irresistible to nearby Monstergirls. Two men striving with all they have would glow like twin stars for miles around. I think they'd probably attract a pair of sisters, some kind of powerful Dragons or Demons.

Naturally, the first thing their new wives would do is separate the two by a continent or so to keep them from distracting each other, and turning that fierce drive to compete towards producing the heirs for their respective future kingdoms. Of course, while the two men each strive secretly to conquer more land, sire more children, and build bigger castles than their rival, neither will be permitted to communicate with thr other again. Their wives will of course exchange Christmas cards and gossip about their children, though.

>> No.32161732

>>32161525
>Anon boasts about wiping his dick out
>Succubus edges closer to him

>> No.32161769

>>32161732

>Succubus edges him closer

Fixed that for you

>> No.32161850

>>32161769
I mean, given the context I was thinking of, you've turned a dude talking to his buds into a public handy but more power to you I guess.

>> No.32161893

>>32161437

Maybe not in a fight, but does she like sweets? I'm a getting to be a pretty good confectioner. And my croissants are God-tier. I need to find a nice girl to marry so I can feed her this stuff, otherwise I'll turn into Paul Prudhomme.

>> No.32161914

>>32161628
What do you mean diffrent brand?
>>32161640
No I haven't read her stories, just seen the art of her posted every now and then.

>> No.32161966

>>32161463
Phoenix or what?

>> No.32162041
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>>32142050
>And that there is the story of how I saved the Chancellor Tesnia, and the Prime Minister of Belka and the High Preacher of Custodia."

>The Succubus: "Yeah that's a cool story. Now will you have sex with me already?"

>> No.32162070

>>32161601
In the results? Shoggoths are currently tied with Wights and Lilims, gotta hover tp see some of the choices.

>> No.32162078

>>32161712
Separating them permanently probably wouldn't work, there would always be that "what if" regret without a conclusion. Honestly the best way to do it would be to allow limited conflict with demon silver or some more productive form of competition. It is interesting though as a legitimate conflict as neither man is evil or the inherent aggressor

>> No.32162137

>>32161429
I asked my roommate to vote too, that might have counted as double vote. Sorry Anon

>> No.32162169

>>32156009
Meyers-Briggs personality test is a bit more complex than the 16 boxes they show for results. It's 4 numbers on interrelated spectrums, and even then certain combinations with certain score distributions behave differently depending on circumstances.

>> No.32162204
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32162204

>>32142050

>> No.32162218

>>32162204
Meaty maids are best maids.

>> No.32162226

>>32161966
>>32158579

>> No.32162262

>>32162041

Ugh, I'd hate to marry a girl who ONLY wanted sex, and wouldn't enjoy listening to my autistic ramblings.

Although perhaps she's just a little cranky because its almost lunch time :^)

>> No.32162291
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>>32156009
1 monster girl per man
>ISTJ
Consistent with what I have been in the past.

Anyway my favorite mamano is the Baphomet due to a love of magic and flat chests. I would prefer a less childish personality such as what you would find in the Sorcerer Sabbath, but what Sabbath she is actually part of isn't too important. (except Beast, sorry pet play doesn't do it for me.)

>> No.32162375

>>32162078

Maybe they let them have a tournament once a year, provided they behave themselves and it doesn't distract them from being good fathers and husbands

(Both demon wives are planning an eventual
Romeo/Juliet match between the two families, what their Hubby's don't know can't hurt them)

>> No.32162407

>>32161429
i like dragons because i like lizards, and they have wings, which are just hands
also the count got all fucked up

>> No.32162412

>>32162204
Why is she frowning? She's nearly perfect, she only lacks that one nice curve on her belly, but luckily master has just the right tool to fix this.

>> No.32162422
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>>32142050

>> No.32162525

>>32162422
I'm surprised that shirt hasn't melted.

>> No.32162585
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32162585

>>32161462
>I wasn't aware I did.
It was >>32160019 who suggested someone may have filled in the same answers twice.
There is, in fact, a repeat entry (see pic related). Is it yours? It's alright, I can filter identical lines out later when I process the data. >>32162137

>>32161463
If it's a canonical entry in the encyclopedia, and she hasn't been added yet, I can add her to the poll.

>>32161601
What >>32162070 said. She's showing up in the full dataset.

>>32162291
>1 monster girl per man
There's someone who has picked almost 20 votes, but I think I'm going to leave it uncapped. Making it capped would mean that anons would have to play favorites, remember how many they've already picked, and it's a pain to scroll through a long list.

>>32162407
Lizards are cool, but have you ever managed to hold a wild house gecko in your hands?
>the count got all fucked up
Elaborate. You mean that some names are missing in the results? Just hover your mouse (or maybe try tapping the bars on mobile) to show the name.

>> No.32162586

>>32162422

>Reject Harkonnen
>Embrace sandworm

Can I mod her husband-sac to accommodate my gaming PC? Hopefully I can get some DOOM: Eternal time in between love sessions.

>> No.32162666

>>32162041
Belka did nothing wrong

>> No.32162711

>>32162585
>Is it yours?
No, that's not me. I'm right there at the very top.

>> No.32162734

>>32162585
20 wife harems? I couldn't see myself keeping more than one happy. I did pick multiple monsters, but that was more of a what species would I want to settle down with then marry them all.

>> No.32162751

>>32162586
I'm assuming you could hook her up with solar panels or something for electricity

>> No.32162799

>>32162585
Nope, we had one diffrence I think and we both picked 3

>> No.32162863

>>32162751

Too easy--just hook her up with a bioelectrical interface to recharge my battery pack

Doesn't have to store a lit of power, since I have a feeling I wouldn't get much game time in...

>> No.32162869

>>32161914
Iron-Beast, her creator runs more on action then he does porn.
As such, Selene, A monster that is mean't to be peak lewd and sexy more comes across as a the stereotypical viking brawler.

>> No.32162930

>>32162585
>pic related
oops, thats me, mustve happened when i refreshed a page or something, i didnt mean to
>spoiler
no but ive touched a bunch of snakes before, and theyre really smooth, and a bunch of rock lizards
the count is no longer alphabetized, so i dont know if thats just exclusive to me or not, it doesnt show the ones with 0 votes, dragon isnt even on there, and theres 30 votes in other

>> No.32163004

>>32162930
actually no, i probably know what that happened im signed into two accounts right now

>> No.32163068

She's a dwelling place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird

>> No.32163137
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32163137

>>32163068
Birds need to be clean

>> No.32163145

>>32161159
If that's the case, then no way I'm letting her do that. I'm gonna use everything in my disposal to stop her. Better die fighting her than be mind broken with lust

>> No.32163155

>>32162930


Which is better, Dragon or Zombie Dragon? On the one hand, I do enjoy a good dommy tsundere, but on the other hand, a soft, squishy dragon that just wants to have your babies and cuddle is pretty sweet too.

>> No.32163244

>>32163145

Better get down and start licking. She might not turn you into a horny pincushion if you make her cum enough.

Alternatively, offer to give her a massage, roll her onto her stomach, and the slip inside her while making out with her tail. Manticores love slow, lazy sex.

>> No.32163274

>>32163155
both is good, but you can turn a dragon zombie into a wight, then you have claw²

>> No.32163354

>>32162412
She's struggling to clamp her swimsuit and it's uncomfortably pressing her chest

>> No.32163358

>>32163155
The answer is Wurm

>> No.32163385
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32163385

>>32163358
Will this go on the test?

>> No.32163402

>>32162204

Poor thing--I'd tell her not to bother, but a girl her size needs some support. We can go shopping for a new top before we hit the beach.

>> No.32163429
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32163429

The fox just brought some balloons. What do you think she wants?

>> No.32163476
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32163476

currency

>> No.32163514

>>32163429
Help down. She's been floating, suspended in the air thanks to those, Chrono Trigger style

>> No.32163516

>>32163429
Probably my liver. That's all those boring foxes want anyway.

Reject foxes!

>> No.32163528

>>32163358

>Be 6 years old
>Family introduces you to Wyvern-chan, who will be your playmate
>Enjoy many happy summers, Christmases, after-school adventures
>Go to finishing school, selected for service as in the Air Cavalry
>come home after graduation on your 21st birthday
>Haven't seen Wyvern-chan since you left high school
>She's absolutely beautiful
>She's dressed in full harness, with a soft bit clamped in between her teeth. Her eyes are smiling
>Your name, rank, and Regiment are stamped in her saddle
>Welcome home, flyboy

>> No.32163564

>>32163429
What's with the pentagram on her tail?

>> No.32163571
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>>32162585
>INTP-T
No idea what it means but I chose Demon and Pharoah so I hope it fits. To be honest I always thought these"personality type" things were bullshit and still do

>> No.32163581

>>32163564
Hail Satan!

>> No.32163585

>>32163516

What is this liver stuff I keep reading? Reference to the Spartan boy? I have a feeling in MGE that he would be remembered for keeping silent while the fox nibbled on something else...

>> No.32163625

>>32163571

>Likes being bullied by high-class women with big egos

Based

>> No.32163778

>>32163585
No idea where it originates. I'd think it started when some anon browsed the folklore
>A kumiho is a creature that appears in the tales and legends of Korea. Deriving from ancient Chinese myths and folklores, a fox that lives a thousand years turns into a kumiho, like its Japanese and Chinese counterparts It can freely transform, among other things, into a beautiful woman often set out to seduce boys, and eat their liver or heart (depending on the legend)

>> No.32163818

>>32163429
she wants a friend. she's very lonely!

>> No.32163873

>>32163818
Does boyfriend count?

>> No.32163902
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>>32163516
She doesn't want your liver, silly. She told me so herself.

>> No.32163943
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32163943

>>32162711
>>32162799
>>32162930, >>32163004
To be fair, the submissions are only 4 seconds apart, so it's likely that a glitch in the connection caused the same request to be sent twice (the server did receive the request the first time, but this was never acknowledged by the client, so the client assumed the first time didn't go through, and tried again). The Two Generals' Problem is a bitch. https://youtu.be/IP-rGJKSZ3s

>no but ive touched a bunch of snakes before, and theyre really smooth, and a bunch of rock lizards
I know two friends of mine who want to get ball pythons, but sadly they're internet friends, so I'd have to go abroad to touch their pets. I held a tiny gecko once, it didn't try to jump off until I was outside and put it near a wall. Maybe one day I'll get a leopard gecko, I love their thick tails.

>the count is no longer alphabetized, so i dont know if thats just exclusive to me or not, it doesnt show the ones with 0 votes, dragon isnt even on there, and theres 30 votes in other
What you see there is just a summary of the data set, don't worry if it looks weird. I think it only displays names for half of the bars (hover on them for the other half), and it's not alphabetized anymore because there's enough votes to sort it. There's 200+ girls, that's why ones without votes don't show up, and ones with few enough votes get lumped in "other". The full dataset has everything, don't worry.

>>32163571
Based on all accounts I think the people who take it like a religion or astrology kinda ruin them, like INTJs sucking their own dicks and thinking they're the cool aloof genius main character in their life. I'm sure they can be useful in practical ways. There's other scales too, other than the MBTI.

>> No.32164143

>>32163902
Well fine, tell her to fuck off if it's not good enough for her.

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>>32144663
it's quite simple actually, hide nothing

>> No.32164262
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32164262

>>32163625
I would probably have the bigger ego even though it would be much less deserved. Having someone to keep me motivated and on track would be nice

>> No.32164290
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32164290

You wake up and see this on top of you. What do you do?

>> No.32164298

>>32162585
>There's someone who has picked almost 20 votes
You said, pick your favorites, and I am a very easy man to please.

>> No.32164350

>>32163943
i like more a muscle tail like in monitors and crocodiles, something that can give you a nasty welt, one of the problems with many lizard tails is they drop if you touch them too much, and they dont grow back properly

>> No.32164369
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32164369

I hate Druella so much I cannot sleep. She and her mischevious plotting mother are the sole reason I would back Order, have I been isekaid to MGE world.

>>32163943
This test is kinda a meme. It's good to confirm general drives of Your personality, but not to pinpoint it. Just look how many people said they get varrying results each time they take it.

>> No.32164395

>>32164290
Kick her off. I'm already married to my kiki

>> No.32164439

>>32164290
Wonder why my hips are upward when I sleep on my side

>> No.32164489

>>32164290
Tell her I'm still not giving her superchats.

>> No.32164526

>>32164369
I hate Druella because she hasn't opened the portals up. If I ever got to meet her, my face would be in her ass

>> No.32164531

>>32164290
Ask her to get off me since I have chronic back pain.

>> No.32164686

>>32164262

Sitting across the table from my Pharoah, grinding though my Grad school work while she plays footsie with my balls sounds nice.

>No cumming until you finish those lab reports, ufufufu~. Don't complain or I might just keep you like this until the end of the semester! Feel free to beg me for a kiss though, love, I'm ALWAYS happy to keep you motivated~

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>>32142050

>> No.32164934

>>32164526

>Get Isekai'd
>Confront biggest, most powerful, cruelest demon lord you can find
>She turns you into her combination throne/cum pump for life

It is disturbing how much this turns me on. Maybe if I knew she was a nice demon lord at heart, like the cap I wrote last thread.

>> No.32165082
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>>32164686
That's alright, not really a big fan of feet though.
>Trying to write some boring essay, begin spacing out
>Pharoah comes over without making a sound, tan arms wrap around my neck as her hair slides down alongside her arms causing a tingling sensation
>Can't see her face but can feel her. She asks how it's going as her lips slightly brush my ear and a slight pressure from her breasts pressing into my back
>Fine, "Okay well keep at it", Yes ma'am
>Slowly slides her arms and hair off as she pads away
Wouldn't even need her god voice to keep me going

>> No.32165260

>>32164934
Nah if she had sex with You she'd automatically grew to love You, that's how every monster work, Lilim are no exception.
Druella is fucked up tho, she'd probly come with something messed up instead.
Honestly if I got isekaid I'd either seek out some mamono in chill Lilim's (like Palamina) realm to marry, or pack my bags and live out my life running from ever wailing frontlines.

>> No.32165518

>>32165082

Based, although if you haven't had a girl play footsie with you, you're missing out. I was never a foot guy, but one time I was at dinner with this girl I kinda liked, she started flirting with me hard, and rubbing her feet up and down my legs under the table whole pretending nothing was going on. I don't know why, but her doing that made me uber hard. It's a pretty good trick, especially if the girl is suave and acts like she doesn't know what's happening. I actually scooted my chair forward so she could reach better with her legs lol.

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>>32142050

>> No.32165605

>>32165082

FUCK that's hot

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>>32165260

>MFW trying to study how many licks it takes to get to the center of a dark slime but the test subjects keep complaining that their balls hurt and the slimes want to know if they can eat their partner yet

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>When you tell MOFF waifu that she's "The light of your life".

>> No.32166085
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>>32165260

She doesn't look so mean...right?

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>>32142050

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>>32166085
Druella did nothing wrong.

>> No.32166429
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>>32166085
Nah, Druella is only doing what is best for Man and Monster. The thought process is a bit foreign to Man, but in time we all will come to understand the Monster's love.

>> No.32166497

>>32166085
she has nice eyes.

>> No.32166545
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>>32166085
God I love lims. I'd ultimately be on their side but would enjoy foiling their plans a bit and at least pretending to be a hardline order member until I finally got caught. Conquering a nation would be boring for them without some challenge.

>> No.32166559

>>32164290
"Ma'am I'm already married"
Or, in reality: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARRIE HELP"

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>>32161094

>> No.32166726
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>>32166545
I'd definitely enjoy the whole process: fight hard, beat some lower-level succubi, fight may way to the thrown room, get BTFO, then try to esccape her dungeon, get caught again, get punished, gradually submit, then eventually become her Consort and help her conquer more lands.

>>32166497
She sure does

>> No.32166736

How to not let the lilims win?

>> No.32166777

I wanna see how a monster from the other side of the portals will react when I tell her my world is a sphere.

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>>32166726
>get caught again, get punished, gradually submit
She has only the most terrible punishments in mind. I doubt being used as a daki would be gradual

>> No.32166809

>>32166736
The winning move is not to play.

>> No.32166825

>>32161094
Cuddle

>> No.32166839

>>32166809
but then they'll win anyways if no one contests

>> No.32166849

>>32166429
>Rape terrorism
>Has anyone's good in mind
>>32166736
Stay pure anon

>> No.32166974

>>32166849
You can't rape the willing anon. Everyone in Lescatie was repressed, hence why the "heroes" turned so willingly.

>> No.32167081

>>32160108
I'm surprised by how popular Shoggoth and Valkyrie are.

>> No.32167204

>>32167081
I would have voted for Shoggoth since she's in my top 5, but I decided I should just pick the #1.

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>> No.32167235

>>32166085
It's funny how my waifu likes to antagonize nobles, be they monsters or humans, but generally fangirls over Lilims. Druella would be no exception

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>>32142050

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>>32166825

>> No.32167828

>>32164526
>If I ever got to meet her, my face would be in her ass
Based. It is how I want to be mindbroken.

>> No.32167927

>>32167828
I'd prefer kisses or handholding. Maybe headpats. More intimate and wholesome, so the mindbreak is conversely more depraved.

>> No.32167953
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I had no idea there was a second onee-san.
I wonder if she'll get a chapter or two in the H-manga?

>> No.32167965

>>32167828
I want her to mind break me by long, passionate kissing.

>> No.32167983

>>32166974
>Lescatie
Anon did You actualy read what happened there? It was downright horrorous. Monsterizing youngest daughter of the royal family so she can rape her family. Corrupting heroes and generals to cripple the army and unleashing horde of wild mamono in the middle of the city.
It's nowhere near "Oh I met my waifu in mountains and fell for her tee-hee".

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>>32167927
I mean mindbreak from a hug is pretty good as well

>> No.32168092

I just one damn shower without the touchy touch

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How hard could a Bogey dominate you? They're big girls and related to Ogres, so they surely have the strength for it, but they're just too nice to be rough.

>> No.32168324

>>32168014
we need more edits

>> No.32168357

>>32168324
A Wonderland one would be nice.

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>>32167983
Are you forgetting that the royals and the clergy treated everyone so badly that it drove the people protecting them right into the monster's loving arms? Be grateful the monsters wanted husbands and not anything worse.

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I really like this pov

>> No.32168563

>>32165977
>off topic image spam
faggot

>> No.32168574
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Doggy wants to play!

>> No.32168605
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>>32168574
No! Bad girl! Too rough!

>> No.32168636
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>> No.32168637

>>32168574
Get in the rubber suit

>> No.32168657
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>>32168377
>Druella is so libright she fought high taxation with bioterrorism
Well anyway Lescatie is no more, there's only ruins with ongoing 24/7 orgy. So I guess further discussing this is pointless.

If the MGE world is infinite, can one just travel in one direction till he escapes all civilisation, both demonic and human?

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>>32168114
Nothing is too rough when you're made of fluff!

>> No.32168681

>>32166789

I'm stubborn. I'd fold my arms and not give her any satisfaction for at least 3 days before I grudgingly agree to hug her back all night long--But only for the sake of warmth, not because she's actually super comfy and a great snuggler.

>> No.32168719

>>32168657
i thought lescatie was a booming monster tourist spot
like theres shops and stuff visit and that one cafe chain run by a succ

>> No.32168811

>>32168657
>>32168719
>one cafe chain run by a succ

>Pictured and quoted above is the founder of "Tricoromille", which now has stores throughout the world. According to her, she originally used to be an unattractive, no-good human, but a prisoner fruit she happened to eat by coincidence resulted in her transformation into a succubus. With that body, she was able to get her current husband, and after that, she became possessed by the appeal of prisoner fruits, she quit working at her parents' bar, set off on her own with her husband, and then opened "Tricoromille." Supposedly, she also personally designed the uniforms.

>> No.32168813
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>>32168719
Lescatie is alive and well, just under new management. Also, bioterrorism? Nobody died, next to no collateral damage. He just sounds like a salty Order sympathizer that needs a good taste of MG pussy.

>> No.32168831

>>32168719
Well as far as I remember people just bone all the time and it gets worse the closer to castle You get where Elt is getting trapped in his own perpetrual sexual hell with 12 wives, while old king is "repenting" with his own wife for so long no one even saw them from the invasion, and Druella is chilling in some tower pulling the strings of the kingdom from the shadows.

Was it updated?

>> No.32168845

>>32167577
Wait what Is that from? Looks like Godzilla.

>> No.32168888

>>32168845
>another newfag still doesn't know how to look up sauce

>> No.32168890
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>>32168811
I forgot the pic

>> No.32168917

>>32168657

I imagine since it's basically a vidya FlatWorld it procedurally generates as you travel away from known territory. I wonder what the memory capacity of the world is?

>> No.32168941

>>32168429
Looking up at a girl is always hot, even better when it's from between the thighs.

>> No.32168992

>>32168677
Double stuffed Bogeys!

>> No.32169004

>>32165565
imagine, beinga monster girl and having your daughters be hotter than you.
it must feel absutelly horrible, knowing their whorish intincts might just kick up at any moment and that their dear husband might just their first target

>> No.32169005

>>32168831
The old king is head diplomat now because he was a puppet and it was the old nobles running the kingdom into the ground. His wife is a now pregnant fox

>> No.32169011

>>32168917
>infinite world
>always something new
honestly that's even bigger appeal than mamono pussy, just imagine You can travel in one direction forever, no other concious being. Only You and nature, every day further away into Your own kingdom to it's forever expanding border of the horizon.

>> No.32169025
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>>32168813

What does Demon pussy taste like? Is it spicy?

>> No.32169029

>>32168941
Still glad I requested it in a thread once and Axem took it.
https://imgbox.com/P1O5RVhe

>> No.32169084

>>32169011

A fun mini-game: "How far can you hike before being captured and used as a sextoy for horny monstergirls who have literally NEVER set eyes on a man before?"

Although you might be able to convince your new Monstergirl Waifu to come traveling with you, especially if she's a vagabond type herself.

>> No.32169103

>>32169004
Imagine being married to a monster girl and your daughters take more after you than after their mom. The wife might think it makes them cuter though.

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>>32169025
I can only speak for my wife, but she keeps it clean and it doesn't really have a strong taste.

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>>32168845
https://mangakakalot.com/manga/otome_monster_caramelize

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>>31837483
Thanks for the useful writing advice.
>>31837640
And thank you for the simple prompt.

Anyways, here's my first greentext. Enjoy:
>be me
>twenty year old loser neet succubus
>okay maybe that's a bit harsh
>but it's true
>mom finally forces me to get a job at Burger Queen
>this sucks
>i'd much rather be at home, shitposting on /hubby/ right now
>well, I could easily do something that could get me fired
>and it would have my mom try to search for some new job applications while I'm back at the comfort of my desk for a few days
>there's this one thing keeping me here tho
>cute human boy
>well, cute hulk of a man anyway
>construction worker and all that
>comes in every day at 11:30 AM to grab some grub
>I heard his friends call him "Anon"
>now if there's one thing my mom has bothered me about more than a job, it's to get a husband
>not that I haven't tried mind you
>it's just that most of my relationships are ones that I try to establish online
>and I have a tendency to get catfished by this group of cheshires online that think they're REALLY funny
>but there's an actual human man right here
>and getting a husband, or at least a boyfriend, would probably get my mom off my back a lot more
>not to mention that he's really hot
>I may or may not have taken a "bathroom break" a few times during particularly hot days
>when all that hot sweat highlights all of his muscles
>aw yeah
>wait I think I was going somewhere with this
>...
>oh right
>need boyfriend
>all those hours in *Human Seduction Simulator EX* is finally going to pay off
>he's coming in
>time to turn up the charm
>"Hello, may I ~~take your order~~ fuck you into the ground?" I ask seductively
>wait no no not that forward––
>"What?" he asks. "I'm sorry, but I forgot to take out my headphones. What did you say?"
>oh thank Lilith
>the order goes on as normal, with him asking for a tripple whapper combo meal with large fries & a large Dr. Raper to go
>start to realize that I don't actually know how to flirt with anybody
>normally in *Human Seduction Simulator EX* I'd just reload a save & try again
>but this is shitty real life
>pain
>he leaves, with me having made absolutely no progress
>...wait a minute
>he forgot to take his large Dr. Raper
>now's my chance to confront him!
>I run after him outside with the large Dr. Raper in my hand
>this is a golden opportunity
>after I give Anon his drink, I can strike up an actual conversation
>I'm almost there, now I just gotta––
>I trip & fall on an inconveniently placed banana peel
>soda gets fucking everwhere
>all over my shirt
>all over Anon's shoes
>I think I scraped my knee a bit too
>"u-umm, I uhh..." I start saying while getting up
>"I-I'm terribly sorry. I'll g-go get you another soda"
>I turn around with my clothes soaking wet, headed my way back towards the restaurant
>"hey wait" I hear
>I turn around & see him pointing at my shirt
>is that [nerdy but recognizable franchise]?
>"wha- oh yeah it is"
>we end up talking for a bit
>turns out that he's a bit of a nerd himself
>obviously not a neet like I am, but it's not like I was looking for those aspects in anyone
>we continued talking for a bit, and we start to hit it off quite a bit
>eventually we both needed to get back to our jobs, so we said our farewells
>my manager nagged at me for a bit when I got back into the restaurant
>but it's not like it really matters, cuz I got a cute boy's number at the end of the day
>...wait
>aw fuck I forgot to ask his number

>> No.32169324

>>32168677

I love Bogeys...The idea of having a monster under your bed that wants you to be safe and happy and will actively keep you and your children from being afraid at night is awesome. Also, their ability to stuff themselves into furniture, cabinets, piles of clothes, etc. to ambush you is great.

A Dommy plushie girl would be interesting. Perhaps you'd find them infesting the apartments of men who have a bad breakup or who are haunted by depression, helping them along with a strict regimen of hugs, kisses, headpats, and beatings (but of course, those will just feel like pillow fights). After a few weeks, the poor man will become helplessly addicted to the feeling of her warm, soft embrace, and of her long fingers coming through his hair. If she finds him headed to the liquor cabinet for another drink, she'll pop out and tackle him. Before long, he's dressing better, eating healthier, and getting plenty of sleep.

>> No.32169384

https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1349329249606332421

>> No.32169422
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>>31837483
Thanks for the writing advice
>>31837640
And thank you for the simple prompt

>be me
>twenty year old loser neet succubus
>okay maybe that's a bit harsh
>but it's true
>mom finally forces me to get a job at Burger Queen
>this sucks
>i'd much rather be at home, shitposting on /hubby/ right now
>well, I could easily do something that could get me fired
>and it would have my mom try to search for some new job applications while I'm back at the comfort of my desk for a few days
>there's this one thing keeping me here tho
>cute human boy
>well, cute hulk of a man anyway
>construction worker and all that
>comes in every day at 11:30 AM to grab some grub
>I heard his friends call him "Anon"
>now if there's one thing my mom has bothered me about more than a job, it's to get a husband
>not that I haven't tried mind you
>it's just that most of my relationships are ones that I try to establish online
>and I have a tendency to get catfished by this group of cheshires online that think they're REALLY funny
>but there's an actual human man right here
>and getting a husband, or at least a boyfriend, would probably get my mom off my back a lot more
>not to mention that he's really hot
>I may or may not have taken a "bathroom break" a few times during particularly hot days
>when all that hot sweat highlights all of his muscles
>aw yeah
>wait I think I was going somewhere with this
>...
>oh right
>need boyfriend
>all those hours in Human Seduction Simulator EX is finally going to pay off
>he's coming in
>time to turn up the charm
>"Hello, may I take your order fuck you into the ground?" I ask seductively
>wait no no not that forward––
>"What?" he asks. "I'm sorry, but I forgot to take out my headphones. What did you say?"
>oh thank Lilith
>the order goes on as normal, with him asking for a tripple whapper combo meal with large fries & a large Dr. Raper to go
>start to realize that I don't actually know how to flirt with anybody
>normally in Human Seduction Simulator EX I'd just reload a save & try again
>but this is shitty real life
>pain
>he leaves, with me having made absolutely no progress
>...wait a minute
>he forgot to take his large Dr. Raper
>now's my chance to confront him!
>I run after him outside with the large Dr. Raper in my hand
>this is a golden opportunity
>after I give Anon his drink, I can strike up an actual conversation
>I'm almost there, now I just gotta––
>I trip & fall on an inconveniently placed banana peel
>soda gets fucking everwhere
>all over my shirt
>all over Anon's shoes
>I think I scraped my knee a bit too
>"u-umm, I uhh..." I start saying while getting up
>"I-I'm terribly sorry. I'll g-go get you another soda"
>I turn around with my clothes soaking wet, headed my way back towards the restaurant
>"hey wait" I hear
>I turn around & see him pointing at my shirt
>is that [nerdy but recognizable franchise]?
>"wha- oh yeah it is"
>we end up talking for a bit
>turns out that he's a bit of a nerd himself
>obviously not a neet like I am, but it's not like I was looking for those aspects in anyone
>we continued talking for a bit, and we start to hit it off quite a bit
>eventually we both needed to get back to our jobs, so we said our farewells
>my manager nagged at me for a bit when I got back into the restaurant
>but it's not like it really matters, cuz I got a cute boy's number at the end of the day
>...wait
>aw fuck I forgot to ask his number

>> No.32169430

>>32168890
>freckles
my one weakness

>> No.32169448
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>>32169084
Well I thought mamono just like humans doesn't appear out of thin air and if someone didn't explore an area, there's no other thinking beings there.
And I imagine no mamono would go where no humans are, unless she likes starving to death.

I just had an idea for a good story:
>group of travelers tired of Order being double digit IQ mouthbreading vile retards
>also tired of Druella acting like Turbo-rape-ISIS
>they move out so far away no one can even sense them anymore
>demon queen wins, but she senses somewhere very, very very, very, very far away some humans are still free from corruption
>a few decades later
>humanity is entirely subdued by Demon
>Well not entirely! One small village of indomitable Heros still holds out against the invaders.
>And life is not easy for the Mamono legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Sexorum, Raperium, Lustanum and Cumpendium…
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0oDu2bDFw Starts playing

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Theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.32169509

>>32169004

Ew, gross. You're monster daughterfus will definitely want a man LIKE you though.

>Boy comes to the house to tske your daughter on a date
>Guy is dressed sharp, minds his P's and Q's, and is getting good grades
>Your wife says he reminds her of you at that age
>Complete rubbish. You never had anything like that ridiculous haircut. What are kids thinking nowadays?
>Daughter comes to the door to meet him, you give her a kiss on the cheek.
>Boy leaves to start the car
>You pull your daughter aside and pull put your shotgun (loaded with bogey-bag rounds)
>"Now you be home by 10:30, you hear? And if anything happens to thst boy..."
SHCHKK-SHCHKK
>"You'll answer to me, understand?"
>She just rolls her eyes and says "Yes Papa" in her 3rd-most-sarcastic tone
>Teenagers

>> No.32169595

>>32169324
What monsters would be on a "Anti-Sad Men Task Force"? Kiki, Bogey, Yeti and what else?

>> No.32169679

>>32169595
Unicorns maybe?

>> No.32169708

>>32169448
could be fun, no grimdark shit, just mamono being pushy and nagging the last humans every day
>"come on, just let us in already~"
>-"fuck off, we're full"

>> No.32169841

>>32169384
how does skub work?

>> No.32169888

>>32169708
Ever watched Asterix and Obelix? It's literally peak cartoon, can't go higher than that.
Last humans would have some wise Valkirie prepare magical potion that makes them immune to corruption and gives super strenght to fend off thirsty mamono, who are thousands of kilometers from home, starved for sex and handpicked by demon queen to be the most sex crazed seductresses in the realm.

>> No.32169970

>>32169384
cute goat

>> No.32170001
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>> No.32170054

>>32169448

That's a good one--I like thr idea of a lone hero trying to make his way to the deepest core of the Demon Realm--will he make it?

>> No.32170090

>>32169595
i would say that jub-jubs are pretty good antidepressants too.
good luck thinking anything even remotelly sad when you lack the composure or energy to do so because your constantly horny monster wife is triyng to get a load out of you 24/7

>> No.32170096

>>32169422
This succ sounds super cute

>> No.32170103
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>>32170054
Last one who did ended up dooming Chief God by becoming Demon Queen's boytoy, well but that's like a rule (picrel)

>> No.32170118

>>32169708

Lots of cute begging from formerly-ferocious Demon Queens who would have taken great pleasure mindbreaking human boys back home but because of hunger are all weak, desperate, and pitifully lonely. Couldn't you find it in your heart to forgive a girl like that? I'm sure she sees the error of her ways...

>> No.32170148

How do I tell my monster girl wife I'm not ready to be a dad yet?

>> No.32170165
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>>32169595

>Forgetting about Shoggy

Poor thing. Don't worry, I'll make sure she gets lots of love from me :^)

>> No.32170204

>>32170148
>Don't worry, honey, you still have nine months to prepare.

>> No.32170218

>>32170148
Just say it outright, but make sure there's a bed nearby or soft carpet on the floor, cause she'll definitly convince You very soon after

>> No.32170229
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>>32170103

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>>32170148
Buy condoms, but make sure to keep them locked in a safe when not used. Only then she will understand that you're serious about this, anything less is basically saying
>ooh honey I'm so indecisive, you decide

>> No.32170500

Are Bogey bodies able to handle baths?

>> No.32170517

>>32170204

>Based Monstergirl

>>32170500

They prefer to use the washing machine. They love being put on spin cycle. WEEEE!

>> No.32170791

>>32170103
>>32170229
I use to be really in monmusu quest,now not anymore, I don't know what happened though I guess I just lost interest.

>> No.32170893

>>32170791
It's some spinoff games, nothing canon tho as we still don't have a sequel.

>> No.32170945
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>>32170791
i wonder if ill lose interest in mge as well and be left with nothing to wake up for in the morning

>> No.32170971

>>32170500
Probably. They're flesh and blood despite feeling like a plush toy.

>> No.32171072

>>32169509
>a world where your girlfriend's dad has to defend (You)
Monsters are truly an oxymoron

>> No.32171116
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>>32170148
If you're sticking it in her, you've already decided otherwise.

>> No.32171138

>>32171116
What if I only pleasure her orally?

>> No.32171202
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>>32171138
You are free to do so as long as you can hold out.

>> No.32171239

>>32170500

If I tear off all of a bogey's stuffing, will she die?

>> No.32171483

>>32171239
It would be very mean.

>> No.32171533

>Bogey's being able to change out their arms and legs by stitching them in, not entirely unlike an Automaton

>> No.32171565

>>32171533
reminds me more of sally

>> No.32171614

>>32171533
>Automaton gets modified to have a soft Bogey-like exterior

>> No.32171639

>>32157223
>No "fuck off I don't believe in male horoscopes" option

>> No.32171821

>>32171639
Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that
The relative position of the planets and the stars
Could have a special deep significance or meaning
That exclusively applies to only you
But, let me give you my assurance that
These forecasts and predictions are all based on
Solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron
Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true

>> No.32172167

>>32168941
>Spoiler
One of the best POV when looking at a smug lolibaba

>> No.32172257

>>32157223
is there a way to view the porporations by personality type?

>> No.32172279
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32172279

Punishment game: You are dropped at the entrance of an ancient labirynth which contains an Eldritch Mindflayer. You must reach the Shrine at the center to escape. She's been given Libido Enhancements and forced to watch candid videos of your last week's worth of jerk-off sessions on repeat. She knows you are coming, but does not know when or where you will appear. You are naked and have a small ball of yarn, a mirror, 2 pieces of beef jerky, and a wiffleball bat

How long do you last?

>> No.32172325

>>32157223
>Preferred monster girl type isn't in the results
Sounds about right.

>> No.32172330
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>>32169448
Damn that brings me back

>> No.32172406

>>32172330
to?

>> No.32172497

if animation becomes prevalent in MGE, what kind of 1930s-like cartoon would they premiere at theaters across demon realms?

>> No.32172569

>>32172279
> to escape
Why? I keep shouting loud so she can find me faster, her tentacles will provide me the REAL escape.

>> No.32172658

>>32172497
Popeye but instead of spinach he eats a piece of his Flow Kelp wife to grow stronger to fight the Order paladins.

>> No.32172694
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>>32172497

>> No.32172706
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>>32172406
BACK TO THE PAST, SAMURAI JACK. WATCH OUT

>> No.32172714
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>No snake wife so I can't absentmindedly scratch her scales
WHERE are the fucking portals!?

>> No.32172762

>>32172497
Maybe Betty Bapho as a knock off Betty Boop for some sabbath propaganda.

>> No.32172975

>>32157223
Entered INFP and my harem. Very interesting to see the votes.

>> No.32173079

>>32172497
-a heroic sahu fisherwoman who defends her male human friend from a hellhound bully
-a cheshire cat that outsmarts a foolish order fanatic
-a vampire who nurtures a young human boy orphan while the boy's dhamphir step-sister teases him relentlessly
idk just some ideas, definitely not anything involving sex because that would be really weird for a cartoon

>> No.32173214
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>>32157223
If 'exploring ideas constantly in their own head' can be counted as waifuism, then I suppose being an INTP is valid. Voted for both forms of my wife.

>> No.32173349

>>32173214
Also, considering how vocal the support for the Pharaoh is in these threads, I'm a bit surprised to see it below wight.

>> No.32173368

>>32173349
Us Pharaohfags are just fanatics

>> No.32173399

>>32173368
I respect it, but you oughta pipe down a bit before I have your wives put you all on facesitting duty.

>> No.32173440
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>>32173399
ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>> No.32173485
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>>32173440
Okay bud, you asked for it.
Now I'm going to make a formal complaint to my wife!
That's going to be duly ignored!

>> No.32173521

>>32173440
>>32173485
It can't be helped. The fat Pharaoh booty is too strong

>> No.32173777

>>32169422
heh. what a dork!

>> No.32173930
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32173930

It is comforting to be protected from the vile hands of the Order by noble heroes such as this.

>> No.32173935

>>32173930
Support our sexy troops in the Demon Army!

>> No.32173963

>>32170001
Gloved feet looks weird...
she looks like a cute wannabe sadist though

>> No.32174027

>>32173935
I tried imagining a propoganda video for recruitment,
and for some reason the song from red alert 3 plays in my head

>> No.32174031

>>32169595
Mindflayer straight up rewires your sadness away, Most effective

>> No.32174080

>>32173930
God she looks so sexy. I want her to pin me to my bed and raape me for days after invading my small order village.

>> No.32174117

>>32174027
All I am imagining is demons and other monster girls in sexy military uniforms and armor. It is a good feel

>> No.32174290

>>32172569
Mindflayer fucks with your mind. Imagine a tentacle going through your ear, breaks your mind into feeling only pure pleasure for hours, and then being reset to your original personality over, and over again

>> No.32174871

>>32173930

What a cute little tsun! She better watch out, or she's gonna be carrying my twins :^)

>> No.32175000

>>32174290

Like groundhog day, but instead of Bill Murray ordering coffee a billion times, some sexy cuttlefish girl is gonna tongue-fuck my brain until I learn how to cum just from her licking my ear

>> No.32175195

>>32172279
All my years spent on roguelikes have finally paid off.

>> No.32175690
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32175690

You are not even safe at home alone

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>>32175690
Nah, I'm pretty safe.

>> No.32176153

>Wife makes you play hole roulette
>You're blindfolded and throw a dart at a board
>The board is separated into thirds, one for each hole (quarters for Manticores)
>The board is randomized each time so you don't know which hole is which section of the board
>For the next 7 days, you are only allowed to fuck that hole
What are you hoping for?

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