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>>32143220yeah this is fine
Heading deep into the bone zone with Mori
RATE Haachama's knife handling
this one
tfw just saw haachama face in the reflection
>>32143298dreadful/10
HAACHAMA'S BIG FAT RED HEART
What the fuck is Haachama doing
>>32143298enough to kill me
>>32143306I’m on the way as we speak, that gave me the info I needed
Do girls have to get streams approved? How the fuck did we end up at this point with Haachama? Did she go to her management and go "yeah so I wanna eat weird fucking shit on stream!
>>32143298hasn't cut her finger off yet/10
>>32143220Haachama's cooking reminds me of that scene in resident evil 7 where the family has the meal
Holy shit, imagine the taste with all that salt.
i want these on my face
This one
>>32143306She's a qt irl
>>32143314it
>>32143321Management?
>>32143298hazardous/10
>>32143298I fear it.
Wow, Ame, thanks for the game reccomendation! I gotta say its pretty based.
im getting anxious
>>32143306Stop imagining things
Yeah, this one.
>>32143298did she get rid of the fish guts herself? If so not really that bad
>>32142766You still understood me didn't you?
Will she ever learn to season, use oil/fat, and preheat?
>>32143152She's said the exact same thing in community posts. She said during one of her two day off about a month ago that it felt so liberating to be able to stay up and do whatever she wanted without having to worry about getting enough sleep for an upcoming scheduled stream.
>>32143321
Was that Haachama's sister screaming?
>>32143311>That background
I love this retard
>https://files.catbox.moe/6omsz1.mp3What the fuck did I just listen to? Where did this come from?
not to be a numberchimp but it kinda pisses me off that it only has 15k people live when the clips will get hundreds of thousands of views in the first couple daysthose fags will actually make money out of it
ANON I SAW THAT MASSIVE YAB AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU CANNOT HIDE IT ANY LONGER
Is fish head tasty?
LEFT SAIDO>RIGHT SAIDOhttps://streamable.com/a68jna
Wow, she actually used salt this time. Proud of her progress.
>>32143321>"so you are just going to upload the cooking?">"yes">"you aren't going to eat this shit, right?">"r-right!">"alright"
she really a salted that fish
>>32143340Pretty cool
>>32143340Not nearly bratty enough. How you can you jerk it to this shit?
Chikin?
>>32143306Find the auburn hair dye a little weird, but still cute.
I love Towa!
>>32143340KekUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>32143298donation for korone/10
The fish head being in the shot constantly bothers me.
>>32143340Anon please, i just jerked off
JWU.Mori should be near the final boss i hope by now
You're boss makes me horny KFP. Her ass is spilling out of her skirt and I can't control myself
YES, NOW I CAN GO CRAZY WHILE ON MY MEDS. THANK YOU CHAMMERS
>>32143364The ring fit stream mashed with loud porn noises.
How many fucking variations of this background music does she have
>>32143352If the guts were removed, then it happened off stream
>>32143321Haato's manager died in the Australia arc
Please... save me....
Haachama helps fill the gap papa franku left. Her stuff feels like the good old shitposty fun of the early internet. She does it for the lulz
Well at least Ame probably accomplished setting up her PC though that turned >maybe I will guerrilla stream, maybe I won't.into a likely "won't" but who knows she might surprise us
>>32143364i thought we decided not to record that session...
I miss ame...
>>32143364How bad is it if I put this on gura’s art tag and in her replies?
el escorpión negro...
>>32143374honestly Noel singing is so cute
Have any of you been stung by a scorpion before? Those fuckers infested my backyard and almost got me twice
Don't mind me just here to say the Protagonist of Hololive Calliope Mori is actually good at video games.
I feel like Mori is a perfect fit for Muramasa especially the Momohime route
>>32143376>eats it on streamhcchaaaaam hacccccch m maachhhh ahccchhhhjnnna haaccmmmm achhh mcachchhhhhhhhhhhhjhmmmnmmm hgachammnn ach haccch amachaaaaaa'ahaaachhmmnnnnn
>Youtube now reccomending outright luna dox despite me having never actually having watched one of her streams Truly the biggest doxfag
>>32143340
>>32143340my dick grows harder
>>32143396I wantto play Ark with Choco!
>>32143396I bothers me she didn't freeze it and keep more, for a fish head stew or a fish stock.
>>32143386So that chart is correct then
OMG SCORPION
why is haachama like this
YABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32143340Anon you have a long way to go, we're already married.
https://twitter.com/haskyyyyy1/status/1349208298684182530?s=20
>>32143321Haato's manager is an unironic chuuni.
>>32143340Do you think when one day AI becomes sentient it'll be horny too, or will it hate that we are slaves of carnal desire?
>>32143430Don't do that if you want her to play more RFA for us, retard-chama
>>32143404are you sure those porn noises aren't from the meatloaf stream?
>>32143374based
>>32143370I WAS YOUNG, PLEASE UNDERSTAND
do you rike her cooking chama
>>32143437Stream more.
>>32143458GET OVER HERE!
bwain is bwaking...
>>32143437Nice edit, fag.
>>32143436Once i stood on one in the dark and its stinger went into my foot. Hurts like a motherfucker.
>>32143458Ed Boon please
>>32143370PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE IT WAS YEARS AGO
>>32143448Amelia teaching the AI about ryona
>>32143448kek
is this what is going to happen to us takos?
>>32143470Nah Gura will find it cute I think, I’ll pair the audio with some cute fan art. She’ll like it, she used to be a gremlin after all. No way she would let something like that affect her.
>>32143441God I would love for her to play muramasa. Its a fantastic game though I worry the food would get her too hungry
>>32143374I-I kneel, Soul Queen
>>32143399She is not, just beat Exposito, and hasn't faced the archbishop or the flame yet.Honestly, I'm really just hoping at some point she realizes that walking on the books is what triggers the ghosts to go active.
>>32143419>>32143420haachama gore posting
>>32143402that's by design
Fucking Tony.
>>32143321Haachama isn't even the most extreme example in Hololive, Enter Mel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURDTCX9unIThe URL says it all really.
>>32143430Not that bad, go ahead anon
>>32143437you actually made me wish this was real cause she was posting this cause she wanted to collab with her...
>>32143340Okay, I need to play this.
>>32143476>>32143496It just hasn't been the same since the yab.
>>32143321Management is like one of those parents that say "sure yeah" to whatever their kid says with minimal listening.
>>32143321Haachama’s manager is just as weird as her. You should have seen a video of him
>>32143340This is premium (dragon API) right? The default one is pretty bad.
>>32143445I wiped my history and the first recommended video was Noel's roommate account.Youtube is the original doxxfag.
>>32143502>cute anon
>>32143502>gura ame kiara mori ina loveUNITY!
>>32143437>5 minutes>3.3K likesYou almost made me check.
is that griddle even hot? she's just going in with gloved hands.
>>32143445Blame the retarded 14 year olds who boost that shit in the algorithm, and recommend their roomate videos on every fucking video they're in.
>>32143380>>32143325>>32143419>Not BBQ'ing your sardines with head and a ton of salt>Not going to ever experiment what true cuisine tastes like
>>32143445i searched "hololive" to go into the main channel and not 10 results down and there were already a bunch of dox videos
>>32143460Because Australia
AHEM Ame's schedule
>>32143512>The Url says it all>Forbidden or Privateoh god
>>32143437wow ame has 3.3k members?
you know the worst part is that haachamas cooking has more effort put into it than the average western woman's cooking
>>32143445luna? i always have coco and rushia's roommates appearing in suggestions but never luna.
>>32143463H-hot...
>>32143512what the fuck
>>32143502MORI LOVE
>>32143512is that potato chips, tomato sauce, noodles, and cream?
>>32143542
>>32143500takos dont get the honor of being eaten by the priestess, that distinction goes to the noble ikadachi
>>32143437MY /U/SCHIZO BRAIN TELLS ME THIS IS TRUE AND NOTHING CAN DESTROY THAT FACT
>>32143501retard-chama... don't ruin the good thing we have going...
>>32143448HE!?
>>32143512i can't read nip help
>>32143448hot
>>32143359I can't believe this actually ended up being a reality with her lotion stream and we had to go an entire week without Haachama because of it.>>32143543He means the actual URL not the title, anonchama. It has TURD in it.
>>32143542Begone sheep
I was really looking forward to watching Haachama get better and better at English until she was fully fluent, but it looks like she’s given up on that.
>>32143558don't forget the quail eggsquail eggs anon is mel!
did she jiust pour half a cup of lemon juice on a hot griddle
>>32143502>big rratsYAB
>>32143463
>>32143502>pekora dumb
>>32143500yes
>>32143534She wears gloves because autists will zoom and enhance to triangulate the positions of every hair on her index finger and cross reference it with every video on niconico until they find her irl
>Your oshi>The version of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ she should play
Every time the fish expands a little, I keep think it is still alive and is gasping it's last breaths.
>>32143491>>32143532>>32143549hehe
>>32143364Is this what sex sounds like?
>>32143430You'll be doing the SEAnig's job of spreading yabai to the normies, sure anyone can make similar audio from her RFA but people are lazy and rather repost shit. That one fake screenshot of Gura with questionable frequently visited sites on her google homepage already made its way to normalfags thanks to the seanigger lurkers here.
>>32143590no that was just straight up water
>>32143569you're falseflagging in the wrong thread SEAnigchama
Polka oruka?
>>32143502>please post ame
I don't understand....I thought Australia made Haachama...it actually was containing her...
>>32143542I'll do you one better Bubba's schedule
>>>
>>32143542AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143579You ever heard of the Tower of Babel? We were close to a united hololive, until the lord had to step in.
Surely, Mio can cook, right?
>>32143588WHY DID YOU SCRAMBLE THEM
>>32143524You could use Griffin, not as bad but it has its inconsistencies. Like sending me to literal hell for having sex with a demon that looked like my oshi. wtf...
>>32143508WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>32143534she wears gloves to hide the fact that she doesn't have hands
>>32143552For whatever reason I've gotten every fucking random holo roomate popping up in my recs but never cocos despite having watcher her vids like 3 years ago
Just cooked and ate a nice steak while watching Haachama torture a fish, how you doin?
>>32143613Polka oruyo!
For a second there I was really worried about the ame stuff. Last night I went to sleep but I couldn’t stay asleep for long so I unironically popped multiple sleeping pills just to dull the anxiety I got from her posts and managed to sleep. After being awake for a while now, I’m ok with ame taking a break but I regret sending her shitty comments that she actually replied to. The thought of her getting annoyed with me is gnawing at my soul.
>>32143601Hodd Toward? Have we met before?
>>32143563IKADACHI FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEE
>>32143340I got blueballed by Amelia, my journey is over.>>32143524Yes, its Dragon (gold subscription)
>>32143502>mori love alwaysYes!
>>32143601>Not Todd>The version where you don't surveypost this early
Vanillaware games when?
>>32143601GuraSpecial Edition since they fixed all the bugs, right Rood Toward?
>>32143463based hasky
>>32143527Youtube and it's crimes>Kiara Dox>Noel Dox>Linking all of Delta's videos to HoloLive when she was trying to lay low>Ame Dox>doxxing me>/hlgg/ Dox>deleted Kiara's entire channel
>>32143502>pekora dumb kill korone
>>32143512
>>32143500
Where's the scorpion? Is it gonna be another topping again?
>>32143631A cake in her oven, yes.
>>32143430You'll get a lot of people thanking you. Now if only someone could add an animation.
>>32143640Mori is the easiest to achieve, especially if you also have YT music
>>32143438If by protagonist you mean otaku bait then yes. She's got some monster milkies!
>>32143601Amelia Watson of Hololive EnglishI heard Fallout 76 would be fun to play! It's like Skyrim with guns!
>>32143662no.....not again....
>>32143650Wtf were you doing on Ame's dream.
>>32143660They also constantly shoah Marine streams.
>>32143641La Gremlin Gyaru del Pacífico y las Américas...
>>32143465Based
Yo does anyone know what got cut out of Ina's Minecraft stream earlier? I was watching the vod and noticed a jump. Just curious what happened.
I wonder if haachama has tried this in her time in flipland
haato's background bgm music melt my brained
>>32143606Yes except for that ketchup squirting at the end.
DID YOU TELL MORI TO BUY AN OFFICE CHAIR, DEADBAT?
>>32143663Is that a fucking lava cookie
scorpion aside, that fish is actually making me hungry
>>32143662PLEASE NO. I ALREADY LOOKED AT /ck/ FOR THE DAY.
>>32143424listen to her lullaby if it helpshttps://youtu.be/jmQBblhFEC0
>>32143641a tanned Kiara like this would make me diamonds
What the fuck is that red thing on the fish? I had her muted.
>>32143690
>>32143644Why are Teamates like this?
Nice
>>32143445Best part is getting a community notification despite not being subscribed to those YAB channels.
I've never been to /ck/, how'd they react to haatobasic?
>>32143662AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE TASKETTE NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143695Fat cat...>>32143714It's the lid for the grill.
>>32143660>Fucking over Mel>Fucking over Choco>Fucking over Mio>Constant shadowbans
I don't care if this is just an "act." Something clearly went wrong in Haachama's youth for her to wind up here
>>32143662 I'd eat that
>>32143644kek this is why you keep the shitposting contained to here
>>32143512Mel made a real /ck/ shitpostI'm so proud of her.
I never understood how these girls are such bad cooks... I don't consider myself to be a good cook but even I know basic shit like how you're supposed to get the pan hot before putting shit in it, and that you aren't supposed to use potato chips as a cooking ingredient.
Man Mori is justI'M BADAWAY WITH THEEI'M BAD AWAY WITH THEEI can't do this man. I just can't.
>>32143723They have their own male version of Haachama. Can't remember the name.
>>32143662>potato chips>onions>meatsLooks like extremely poofag nachos so far>Various saucesYup Poorfag nachos>Fucking Juice, or Motts Clamato cesear AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143695Why? Is there a problem with her current chair?
>>32143601Gawr>1 versionngmi (never going to make it), why not 2 versions so she can play the stormcloak AND imperial paths
>>32143676Mori's roomate is literally in the recommended artists on her spotify page
>>32143741Watch Choco cook if you want a good cooking experience
>>32143597People laugh but that's exactly how some fappening nudes got ID'd
>>32143741Do you think Haachama doesn't know what she's doing?
wait so she is cooking it, just like that?
>>32143723Banned people for posting it because it's not /ck/ related. Also, they have Ja/ck/, so this isn't anything new to them.
>>32143662HoloLive ES needs to hurry up already! Imagine the Mukbang streams! That or we get a girl who can speak Spanish in Gen 2.
>>32143733Don't worry, she hasn't prepared snake yet.
Ame's crooked legs!
>>32143733You say something went wrong. I say something went very right
>>32143527>>32143660*Sips* AND HERE WE HAVE LIMP DICK YOUTUBE DOXXING CHUUBAS NO RESPECT FOR THE BUSINESS
>>32143723A lot like here, but more extreme. A lot of "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING, NOOOO DON'T DO THAT"
>>32143769members only stream
>>32143690We have this in Vietnam too and it always gross me out, I can only eat the yellow part.
>>32143660I get a new S***o** video in my recommended every fucking day nowWhere do they keep finding this shit?
>>32143770Why do Japs love bow-legged girls?
>>32143748ENTER THE MAN HIMSELF. JACK.
>>32143662>>32143683>>32143707>>32143725>>32143750
>>32143741Did you ever watch your mom cook or the school lunch lady cook things in the background as a child? If so and you have an IQ over 90 you'll intuitively figure out basic shit like putting olive oil in a pan, something haachama never does
>>32143660You forgot murdering Mel and Choco's careers
>>32143601InaLE PC with a couple hundred mods, focused on Requiemthe best way to play.
can't wait to see how she gonna pull of the meat
>>32143601KiaraThe ps3 one so she can't get all her data corrupted after 500 hours in
>>32143662You don't even know the half of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM
>>32143512Mel was intentionally creating something gross though. Haachama on the other hand actually eats and likes her own cooking.
I just tuned in. She's just cooking some fish. Where's the shock value here?
>>32143787I'm a flip but I don't eat the duck, too gross for me
>>32143741eat hot chip, lie, etc.
>>32143770It called cute anon, it's cute to be deformed
Oh god, don't read every message people @ you with Mori, that's stupidly easy to abuse.
>>32143798Unforgivable to do that to those two cuties.
>>32143662Is it bad that this is making me crazy hungry? I've done similar things with ranch sauce and it's fucking delicious>6 fucking captchasfuck you google
>>32143796These never get any better
Gura rt this art. What did she mean by this?
>>32143770I want to lick them
>>32143723there's no shortage of insanity on /ck/
>>32143374waning waning
>>32143828It's just a swimsuit bro
>>32143374Look Ma, i posted it againNOEL ENKA - https://streamable.com/qetcfmSHAKA BEACH - https://streamable.com/irddg1GO!! - https://streamable.com/ybj1jbGUERENGUE - https://streamable.com/skqgakRISING FORCE - https://streamable.com/wk3ibdSSS - https://streamable.com/6bvxliSHAKA BEACH THE FINAL - https://streamable.com/3vkgfoHOT LIMIT - https://streamable.com/n0aqkvUNRAVEL - https://streamable.com/r0v4dkOshakashama- https://streamable.com/ypyol0ONE NIGHT CARNIVAL - https://streamable.com/ulcddnROKI - https://streamable.com/vyhxfaSHOW HALATION - https://streamable.com/avrhcrI'M GOING TO TOKYO - https://streamable.com/z8x55rKOKORO ODORU - https://streamable.com/5s6z18GREAT DAYS - https://streamable.com/ezo89pGIMICHOCO - https://streamable.com/v7rz2qSONOCHI NO SADAME - https://streamable.com/xj6wjnGegege no Kitaro - https://streamable.com/rg9biuAwatenbou no Santa Claus - https://streamable.com/6v1kkcLion - https://streamable.com/85pzgnNagori Yuki - https://streamable.com/kmxzghKonayuki - https://streamable.com/mmbfr6Shaka beach(Xmas Verison) - https://streamable.com/ka697zSweets Parade https://streamable.com/cjngipRewrite (Flare sync) - https://files.catbox.moe/w9qum7.webmShaka beach (Choco sync) https://streamable.com/hfu1t6SOUL https://streamable.com/fwt95zShin takarajima https://streamable.com/gyyco1KING https://streamable.com/a68jna
>>32143770even from the back perspective, it looks like the knees are pointed towards me
>>32143374Soul
>>32143809the side dish of scorpion
>>32143794is cute
>>32143807This is why Mexico is the fattest country on the planet.
>>32143828We already talk about this in the last thread
>>32143828It's a good artwork.
>>32143757someone need to remind her that her full name is plastered over Musixmatch, got shocked that it recognized songs and listed it
>>32143795salm-o-nella
>>32143759Excellent suggestion, fellow man of culture! Why, she could even gift 2 more for her friends.
>>32143741>and that you aren't supposed to use potato chips as a cooking ingredient.Baking crushed chips ontop of mac and cheese in the oven is delicious, though.
>>32143828it means my pp hard
>>32143837But it’s sending me into a flurry of hormones. I want to fucking tear that swimsuit off her body and punish that brat like she wants to. FUCK WHY DOES SHE TEASE US LIKE THIS NOW IM HARD AS FUCK
>>32143796Stop anon i don't want to start up the frying pan at 5:40am
>>32143809Look above haachama anon
>>32143851It's just an impediment
As a believer i always ignored the great lore of the Christian / Judaism... always interested in others like Greek, Egypt, ect (i blame Age of Mithology... that game was my jam)Anyone knows if there is a game like Blasphemous with similar atmosphere?
>>32143794Knock knees*It's more feminine I guess?
big the cat
>>32143796MAKE IT STOP NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143775HOW IN THE HELL IS A VTUBER SUPPOSED TO GET OVER IN THIS DAY AND AGE WHEN EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER CAN DOX THEIR ROOMMATE! IT IS KILLING THE BUSINESS I TELL YOU!
>>32143796Is this how the norf get so bloated?
>>32143809Exactly why I'm waiting until someone clips the 2-3 minutes that are worth watching when the scorpion appears.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1349199201213681664I don't like liars
>>32143869It's a swimsuit
Maybe Mori is actually pretty decent at video games, and the problem is she just picks games that are far harder than the sorts of games her genmates are playing (Crash 4, Doom Eternal, Blasphemous etc).
>>32143828Is that Marine in the background?
>>32143866modestly dressed cunny is the cunny for me
>>32143882Haachama is the /ck/ chuuba
How do I get over my irrational hatred of Calliope. I get upset whenever I see her in any Hololive stuff and there isn't really any reason for it but I can't enjoy HololiveEN collabs because of it.
http://poal.me/falpi2http://poal.me/falpi2http://poal.me/falpi2
>>32143770she has to pee
>>32143796damn nigga that look good
https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1349157829920215041Is it just me or does Ame's side view arm look very disturbing? Then again, Nabi did screw up the perspective for front view jacketed Ame
Which chuuba's face do you want to be burned into your retinas when you go?
>>32143796it was fine up until he started adding cheese strips on top of the chips
TakaMori love!
>>32143827Non-Newtonian curry, sugoi
>>32143374look at thattits sang!
>>32143690>balutThat's tamer than First day chicken sticks or Isaw
>>32143828SHE'S FUCKING HORNY, LADS
>>32143881I love Okayu so much. I want her to whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I sleep on her lap on the couch
>>32143876Impediments and ailments are pretty moe, my man.
>>32143838Is this that cringe-kino that the deadbeats are always talking about? Because i think im starting to get it
>>32143834I actually felt ill looking at this
>>32143904I don't think there's a cure for autism, sorry. Please do your best to be autistic in a place where we don't have to see it, though.
>>32143787>>32143810>mfw even SEAnigs have standards
>>32143919Gura
Mori I beg of you, just hold off on reading the SCs until the end.
>>32143837>>32143892That response makes me kek ngl
>>32143828she likes the picture, and i like the picture, and you like the picture too.
>>32143904Sounds normal to me anon
>>32143884WHO BOOKS THIS CRAP ANYWAY *sips* THIS HAS TO BE THE DOING OF VINCE FUCKING RUSSO OR KENNY OLIVER
>>32143834Goddamn and here I thought the ramen with TONS OF FLAVOUR was the best of it
>>32143895This is mostly accurate, though she's also got less experience streaming while playing than most if not all of the others and seems to get fucked up by it a lot.
>>32143858mori.......
I can never get over the fact that Gura simply dropped the shark facts segment from her stream. I truly enjoyed them.
>>32143866Love it
>>32143900To be fair, she isn't half as bad as ja/ck/ or whatever the fuck that webm is. What in the ever living fuck.
>>32143895I think she explained that before joining HoloLive she hadn't played a video game in literal years.
>>32143919Ina ina inaaaaa
>>32143922Nigga you can't be serious, fries with cheese, shredded pork, spicy peppers, pico de gallo and a bit of lemon is the best fucking thing this earth can give
>>32143917ina is better at drawing than ame's mama, you could tell from her birthday present
>>32143931I feel the exact same way friend
>>32143374Why is she so bad?
>>32143834there's a guy who raises and eats his own pigeons who posts sometimes. I also distinctly remember a thread where an anon cooked a steak sous vide by putting it in a zip-lock and then putting that in the dishwasher at a high wash temperature.Haachama cooking really isn't terrible when you see some of the stuff that's been attempted on that board
>>32143917So once and for all, who has the bigger boobs, Kiara or Ame?
>>32143967
>>32143904>big ups my dude
I miss mamaloni. It feels like forever since she last posted art...
>>32143917it's way too short
>>32143917Look at Nabi's Pixiv, she can't draw faces in any sort of perspective except for front-on. Every character's head is turned toward the viewer no matter the pose.
HAACHAMA?!
she did debone the fish right?Right?
Kuroboshi please stop drawing sheep and draw more of your daughter and learn proper breast placement.
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK HAACHAMA STOP
How do you feel about raw egg on rice
Haachama remembers that the fish still has bones, right?
>see /ck/ gifs>get hungry>look at haachama cooking>immediately lose appetite>repeat
>>32143989You
>>32143424I miss that watchalong
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN YOU WHORE
>>32143917Everything about the side view is fucking wack.The face is the most wrong, from that jutting forehead to the lack of nosebridge, And yeah, that arm looks like a fucking t-rex's.
STOP
>>32143917side view's arm is slightly shorter for some reason
>>32143917I mean not too much disrespect to her, but these Japanese artists learned drawing from manga and not with an academy. They learn enough human figure and digital painting techniques to then cultivate an artstyle instead of dominating basic drawing.
this girl trying to fucking cut herself
>>32143972That's not true, She's played ghosts of tsushima and that only came out a few months before debut. Definitely was playing less than she used to though.
Have you submitted anything for Anya and zombie?https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1349212517348741122
>>32143927I can understand chicken sticks, but Isaw? Isaw doesn't gross anyone out
>>32143895She seems mostly decent at this when she doesn't panic and go full retard flailing.
This knife handling is giving me anxiety
>>32143895She actually good at video games but she picks games that hard as fuck for solo playthroughs, goes into games that she has to play for collabs blind without learning how to play before hand, and never shuts the fuck up about "YA BOY IS BAD AT VIDEOGAMES!" Which leads to false impression that she's worse than what she actually is
>>32144050who?
what a disaster.
>>32143961that one is great too, its a real journey
>Any advice for trying to join Hololive English>Get good faggit Mori...
>>32143879Dante's Inferno was pretty good, I think.
This cosplay is better than other one
>>32144015SHE'S IN HIS ARTBOOK YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>32144022Good, but depends on the source of the eggs.If I can trust the source not to fuck up the eggs then why not.
>>32143917The elbow should be bending or the arm should be longer. She also draws legs way too thin.
>>32143972She had less time for them overall but she was definitely still playing video games.
IS THAT A FUCKING SAUSAGE
Mori...
>>32143770Ame's cool coat
what if the best bj giver in the world joined hololive thats a skill
haachama..... yamero..... onegai......
Is Haachama retarded?
>>32143838Her Snow Halation cover is actually pretty cute.
>>32144039she's about to have the biggest yab in hololive history when she literally goes full yubi yubi
>>32143983Ina's background is academic. My guess is that she's very talented at understanding how objects look in a 3D space, which is very hard to understand. Ina's weakness is that she's not good enough to understand exaggeration.
>>32144104Apparently, yes
That dish is looking British as fuck right now, and that's not a good thing.
>some people don't like meShe's here...
>>32144050I'm having actual real relationship problems caused by Hololive, so sure.
>>32143834Dinotendies is a blessing and it's a shame that he's permanently banned and people will get banned for mentioning him on /ck/
>>32144082Good lord
>>32144110aloe....
Is haachama talking really fast or am I just off my meds again?
>>32144110https://streamable.com/gbw7v4
>>32144039HAACHAMA NO WTF!
Anya ate a lot of oji-san's cocks!https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1349212515738128389
>>32144016no anon, she didn't
>>32144051There are two types, chicken isaw is passable. But pork isaw and pork stomach are a different matter altogether
>>32144110Is that a skill transferrable to streaming? I mean, if you ask Polkahime, I guess the answer is yes.
>>32144113Much debate has been had.>>32143905
the fish was actually looking pretty alrightwhat the fuck is this other shit?why?why a fucking sausage?Haachama?
>>32143858Jesus ChristNow it is hilarious that only EN I don;t know their full name were the one with worst opsec and the one with best opsec
Oh dear Lord...
>>32143917holy fuck thats some nightmare fuel>20 hours in crafting my perfect character face>now let me look at it from the sid-
>>32144087Thx for the recommendation
>>32144058do you recall who this was on twitter? there's no reason to go through a round of JFIF to save from twitter.
>>32143448KICKE THE MAN
Scorpion is just the freaking garnish
>>32144022Unfortunately, it can't be safely done in America. The reason for this is that American farmers clean the outside of the egg to remove feces and dirt, but this removes the protective membrane that stops bacteria and parasites from penetrating the egg.
>>32143989live2d ame but when they get 3d models kiara
>>32144117Isn't she finally at home where her literal mother could help her?
>>32144124Fuck you nigger just because its 5am here doesnt mean you have a free pass to be rude on the internet
>>32144118yeah probably, ame's side profile is almost deviant art tier, and not just her arms, her face is bad too
SCORPION
>>32144089Surprisingly cute
Woke up late, did we see that scorpion early? Kinda underwhelming all things considered.
>>32144140>aka (you)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE TASUKETE AKAI HAATO
>>32144110Waiting for one of those unironic fetish vtubers to join hololive.
>>32144089>didn't paint the nails blueIt's shit.
Haachama will be alright. Protein is protein, you'll eat anything for protein.
>I have a TV Tropes?!https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HololiveEnglishGenerationOneMythSort of?
im worried chammers gonna develop some kind of sickness...
OH GOD
ENTER
>>32144082help
Why Haachama can't buy a better camera?
TASKETTE YAGOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143895Yes, but that's good in the long term. She will then pick up easier games and do good, assuming she doesn't get filtered by not reading tutorial prompts and getting confused about the controls.
>>32143424I've got just the thing for you.https://youtu.be/cOgynhXPKKw
>>32144196I want to feed her my semen
>>32144104Looks like a fish sausage. They're pretty tasty snacks and don't actually taste like seafood much. I've never seen it dumped onto a main dish before though.
>>32144039AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32144165i aint him but here https://twitter.com/t_takahashi0830/status/1339884896395829250?s=20
Why didn’t Gura tweet her cancelled stream if she was able to retweet?
>>32144201she ate chicken that she barely cooked for like 5 minutes, she has an iron stomach
>>32144226DEAR LORD WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
Tasukete....
>>32143989Ame's tits are a miracle considering that her official height has her as a womanlet
>>32143858There's literally no point in caring since she's still got videos with it on her channel, as well as a couple of music videos that aren't under her control.
>>32144201Haachama is the sickness, the fish is just a symptom
>>32144004She lucks out with AmeIf only she doesn't recycle the same face for 3 other vtubers.
>away with you UUUUHHHH x100 per stream
>>32143834I really love this thread because I can discover funny shit like this from boards I would never visit
>>32144226I wasnt too worried until she put it in he mouth
>Imagine the crunch that scorpion will make.
>>32144110Polka's former life made a career out of making blowjob ASMR. Oh, sorry. I mean eating dango ASMR. But she's good with her mouth, so she's probably talented at it.
>>32144237seanigchama... your timezone reps...
>>32144226wait what's so bad about tha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32143834I remember cooking chicken breasts with dinotendies on /fit/He got broken glass in it somehow,
>>32144236thank you!
>open haachama stream>see this>keep stream open
>>32144237she hasn't cancelled a stream?
>>32144226Shes parasite alright
>>32144043It looks pretty glaringly wrong no matter how you spin it. The arm looks more correct from the front view since it looks like Ame is bending her arm. Nabi probably forgot to bend the side view arm. I assume the side view was just for drafting purposes, and Nabi didn't bother fixing it up while keeping things lined up.
Would you eat it?
>>32143796fookin' lush
>>32144280it's even fixed on the teamup now, too...
>>32144135That wasn't Aloe. Aloe kicked old men in the balls for money.
>>32143988sousvide in a dishwasher isn't even weird
>>32144226WTF
>>32144031Ah yes, the part in the movie where we meet Kiara's roommate and get her to cosplay as Ame while we fuck her.
>>32144226Oh ok it's just onion in the burger meat, that's not weir-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32144237what cancelled stream?
>>32144290No way fag
Covid-21?
STOP SQUISHING IT HAACHAMA
>>32144226Hey, why not? Sure I'll try that next time I cook- DEAR GOD SHE'S NOT COOKING IT
>>32144182Yes because the underlying drawing is lacking. Nabi is good at painting, and painting usually masks a bad underlying drawing.She still gets a whole lot more jobs than I do, so I guess what do I know.
>>32144280 the cock rating membershrimp stream
>>32143770Her side profile face looks...weird
BAW GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT PLAT IS ONE SLOBBER KNOCKER
>crumbling the scorpion up
>>32144082actually made me kek
>>32144226God fucking dammit I almost puked what the fuck?
Looks delicious
Scorpion sprinkles...
is she fucking sprinkling the scorpion like Cheeto dust?
>>32144237It's tomorrow, you dumbass. There are no streams scheduled for today.
>>32144326>he missed it
>>32144226What the fuck
SHES GONNA EAT IT
Holy fuck, relaxed sounding Mori is making me diamonds. Her voice is so sultry. That Crash 4 clear did wonders for her confidence
To the anons who said Haachama didn't season her food, APOLOGIZE.
Fuckin scorpion pepper!
>>32143340I swear to god, people have been feeding "Fertile" to GPT-3 in every story that involves Ame, it always comes up in a NSFW scenario. Or maybe Ame was the one who did it?.
>Haachama will never crush you to pieces
>>32144290yeah, i have eat stuffs like big rat, deer dick (BBQ), century egg,... nothing afraid me anymore.
>>32144350
>>32144226>Jabba the Hutt makes a burger
>>32144290Absolutely!!!Oh, you mean the dish? Hell naw.
>>32144226I fucking hate Germans so damn much
>>32144350Surprisingly it doesn't look as bad as some of the other stuff she's made.
>>32144290looks nice!
>>32144350How is it that the sausage is the grossest looking thing there?
Would Chumguts eat scorpionfish if Gura made it?
the north korean goverment use this bgm to torture prisoners
SOSIG
>>32144226Part of me expected the meat ball to be cooked, but then I closed as soon as it was about to be eaten. For fucks sakes. No wonder that fat fuck looks like Jabba
Which EN do you think has the largest proportional female fanbase? I would guess either Ina or Kiara.
>>32144350FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>32144350She takes such detailed pictures but her fucking food, just looking at me is making me go insaneee
>>32144373shut the fuck up anon, i know
>>32144290I'd eat the whole fucking plate.
>>32143917It takes incredible skill to make anime faces look good from the side. Next time you watch anime or read manga, keep an eye out for how often they show side profile - almost never.
>>32144350Is this just to one up Pekora?
>>32144404holy shit this
>>32144415Don't we know factually it's Kiara?
>>32144350its like an action sequence
No hate me but why Kiara first to shill that shitty gacha game? No one likes that game and it is shameful for her that she would do such
>i'd like to go backSHE HAS TO GO BACK
>>32144350what the fuck
>>32144405A useless question. Gura can actually cook.
>>32144365>KEK
>>32143796bro, it's called a munchy boxalso the curry sauce is peng. I'd fucking tan a box like that with some mates at 3am on the way back from the club
>>32144226dude......I was expecting her to put that on a pan or something to cook...
>>32144226>what's so weird about that, she puts the onion in the meat with some sauce, and then she cooks it>oh, she's not cooking it
>>32144226I had a hamburger kinda like that. Freshly ground beef with diced onion mixed in, completely uncooked. It just tasted like onion pudding on a bun, to be honest.
>>32144226i ate tartar steak with onoins and garlic and it was fantasticbut you need high quality beef for that, not some supermarket minced meatshe's gonna die
I always imagined scorpions to taste like spicy lobster
>SHE ATE IT
>>32144350yum yum!
>>32144423Also side mouths when they do show a side profile
IM GONNA FUCKING PUKE
>>32144415Kiara has the attitude that would draw in females.
>>32144290I'm tempted to post it on /ck/
>>32144435kek
>>32143321>containing chaosno
I don't even know what to say... this looks fucking foul
Eventually she's gonna run out of bugs to eat.
Haachama's eigo is so kawaii
>>32144405She did know how to cook and bake a cake anon.
>>32144226HAAAAATCHAMA CHAMAAAAAA!
>>32144444Go back to your government sponsored pakislum you stupid subhuman
>>32144380>century egghow bad was it?
>>32144477Do it
>>32144350>>32144417AND SHE'S FAT!
>>32144436all of EN are oblied to make 1 shill stream to that game because incoming global release and a deal with cygames (iirc only in the last part)
It doesn't sound like she likes it as much as the tarantula.
THAT IS NOT THE YABAI PART HAACHAMA
>>32144350I would rather have the tarantula ramen.
>>32144405I'd eat anything if Gura made it.If Gura gave my my own severed tongue she cooked up, I'd eat it and like it.
>>32144089I like her teeth
>>32144487She'll move on to a random assortment of mammals
>>32144444Hey, an authentic norfposter. nice numbers.
she didn't take out the spine...
JESAS SHE SISINT EVEN DEBONE THE FISH
We have no proof she's actually eating these things though. She could just be throwing them away off screen.
>>32144487There are things much worse than bugs.
>>32144487There's 1.4 billion of them.
>>32144477>>32144498>Refresh the /ck/ catalog>It's already there
>>32144487I doubt it
>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, dropping a scorpion into the burger>she shows you the scorpion peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
>she didn't even debone it beforehand
>Forgot to debone the fish
>>32144400Honestly, I think the tarantula was more disgusting. I would try a scorpion since it reminds me of crabs and shrimp, but fuck the spiders.
you know what Gura? you did nothing wrong ignoring Haachama
>>32144487Better not... or she'll resort to humans.
>>32144498Somebody already did>>>/ck/15389402
>>32144380I've eating cow testicles, pig blood, frog & bat (no corona)
>>32144511>salmanBased
>>32144512So when does Haachama move on to eating people?
This girl ain't right.
>>32144415Kiara easily.
>>32144521New how?
I got bored with How to Basic after a few months of being subscribed. I’m now getting bored with Haachama Cooking. You can only be entertained by watching someone waste food for so long.
>>32144290only if I can rape her after
>>32144290>when Haachama reaches 1M, she will prepare cow penis and you'll like it!
>>32143710Her voice is so... it makes my heart do funny things
>>32144529Yes!
>>32144519>>32144520She's gonna swallow a fishbone and die.
how is she actually eating this shit
>>32144521SHES EATING IT ANONYOU WANTED IT, YOU GOT IT
RATE THE STREAM
>>32144529Yes
she cut to vomit confirmed
>>32144554How is it a waste if she actually eats it?
>>32144546Me first
>>32144521Anon...She's too retarded to think of doing that >>32144529Because putting a scorpion in the burger was a mistake, you can take it out and eat it without making her sad.
>>32144529I'll eat it
>>32144568Proof?
Huh, I thought she was going to consume everything on stream like last time.
>>32144350Damn Haachama
>>32144501>TNA>where wrestler's careers die.
Abayo, Haachama
lmao such a smooth transition
>>32144521Anon, I appreciate the naivety. She describes what they taste like. I didn't pay enough attention to catch what she said this time, but the tarantula apparently tasted like shrimp.
abayo...
>>32144487Maybe she could talk to Ina for more ideas
Why do I want to fuck haachama so bad, bros? She isn’t even my oshi
>>32144529Gura isn't even my Oshi and I had a dream where I won a contest to go on a date with her.So probably.
>>32144577NOT OVER YET
>>32144519>>32144520Asians don't.
>>32144529My dream is that on one of Gura's cooking streams she makes a peanut butter burger, burns it, and then says that line (minus the anon part)
Sike
>>32144611it's because she's retardedI feel the same.
>>32144529Meh, it can't possibly be THAT bad.
Hi, how are you?Are you calling up my phone?Baby tell me what is wrongDon’t you ever let me goHi I am good.I am still looking for proofAm I good enough for you?Don’t you tell me what’s my ruleThis is me are you coming on the ridewe’re going super highGot to be who what I likeYou & me, Are you ready for the fightalrightalrightalrightLet’s go!Stronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTHi over thereThank you for coming alongOn this journey of my ownPromise me you’ll won’t let goYes, this is meI am falling but I’m strongCause you got me in your armsDon’t you ever let me goI want you to come with me on the rideThis is going super highI am falling from the skyGot to be who you wanna be that’s rightalrightalrightalrightI am still a girlFiguring out what’s true or falsein this whole wide worldI’m your only girlTell me once more what’s really going on with youI’m looking for the right one on the roadThe one that’ll always take me back to youThis can be my home, will you be my homeStronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEART
She took a few bites and will throw away the rest off stream
>>32143710>>32144561It's even better as a duethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxEIw25MS0
abayo minna
>>32144608Did you read what you just wrote? She could make that up. I ate your mom's pussy last night. It tasted slightly of vinegar.
>>32144561Makes you feel bubbly?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjhfGrS2MqE
Haachama's blue skin is cute.
I just noticed the hotdog, Haachama, you're terrifying
>only 14k watchingLooks like she better come up with a new gimmick.
>>32144611>Haachama having sexwhy is this so funny?
>>32143710the moment she sang that song, I knew there was no coming back
>>32144554It takes a true intellectual. You wouldn't understand.
>>32144591You can clearly hear it going into her mouth. Shes eating it.
>>32143917reminder imagine pulling her arms back, bending her and inserting it raw from behind
that pale fucking sausage is 10x worse than the scorpion
>>32144602WHAT'S ALTIA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
>Haachama struggling to eat the sausagekek
>>32143437Fake and gay but have you tried not acting like someone spat on your grandmothers grave whenever Gura is mentioned on-stream? Gura watches your streams you know?
>>32144611Her sex appeal,autism and cute engrish is too much to resist
>>32144641still eating it APOLOGISE
why is big red heart so good? like it's awful but it's so fucking good
>>3214465914k too many
>>32144674Fish sausage
>>32144659>less viewers than a gacha shilling stream
>>32144659It was almost 20k earlier though, then she ended the stream and continued again for some reason.
>>32144659>>only 14k watchingFucking dumbass chama....
>>32143374Noel's king might be the song i've listened to the most out of everything from hololive. Its honestly so fun
Youtube WTF
>>32144554>wasting food in 2021>when we produce excess of itGet over yourself homo. This isn't 1840 anymore.
>>32144689like Haato?
>>32144561Her Promise of the World cover sent a chill up my spine (in a good way).
>>32144576this is how I feel when Pekora reaches high numbers
>>32144436I can't wait for Gura to repeat >I'm having fun guysover and over when it's her turn
>>32144476What do you mean?
>>32144701Consistency Queen Ina is to strong damnit!
>She actually eating it>All of it
>>32144246bonus is that now I realize why the JPs call her Calli besides the actual JP name arrangement.
>>32144674>I didn't even notice the sausage
>>32144701Ribbed for your viewing pleasure
>>32144695she usually have SC reading at the end of stream
>>32144701How long did it take for the spikes to come back? they went away around new years.
>>32143644This is why you treat this place as an outlet for your kneejerk reactions and carefully consider all of your actions outside of here that can be traced back to you.
>>32144689You get used to the weird flipaussiejap english.
>>32144689It's called Stockholm Syndrome.
>>3214465920k your eyes reps
I watched a regular streamer tonight and it felt nice.
>>32144695Filtering out the bandwagoners.
>>32144692I don't care what the hell kinda of sausage it is, it looks like it's cold
>>32144692>Fish sausagedo not like
>>32144701Youtube seems to be back to ribbing for pleasure.
https://poal.me/grzp6y
>>32144701Ina's cock is looking rather spiky these days
>>32144611Imagine tongue-fucking her throat right after she's finished eating this abomination
>>32144138HHGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Just unsubed from kiara. This blatant shilling is way more than i can handle desu. Crunchyroll must haved paid bix bux for it
>>32144695the chama works in misterious ways
Oh she found the bishop
>>32144746>this kills the fish
>>32143644What did you say to her? It couldn't have been that bad.
Haatchama is puking out the food!
>>32144757Did you unsub from Watame after she shilled for ROG?
Haachama? you ok there?
What the fuck just happened? Did Haachama die?
>>32144757Anon she literally always sounds fake, it's the ESL in her.
Checkem
I can't believe Haachama is fucking dead
>I found an anons personal account because they specified their SC>did this by watching a vod for 2 hours since I vaguely recalled it>found their socials and other shitAdd another one to the collection, I will keep tabs on everyone here
today, in Hololive news, Haachama fucking dies
Ha-Haachama?
Huh, so she literally caught the fish herself.I guess she'll survive in the post-apocalypse.
It's a SCORPaccio
>>32144776the scorpion kicks in
>>32143828It's just a swimsuit.
I can't believe Haachama fucking died
I can't believe Haachama is fucking dead.
she forgot to take the stinger out...
>>32144226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214
>>32144790s-sugoi dox autist
>>32144790ogey
>>32144423I meant more about the arm and shoulders than the face.
Chammers?!
>>32144776did you not hear the loud "thump"? i think she fucking fainted
HAACHAMA NOOOOOOOO
>>32144781no it's not, it's the fake voice she doesshe can't do anime voice because she's a g*rm and it's just grating as hell
Would you tongue kiss Haachama immediately after she's eaten something like this?
> she is microwaving the fish with cheeseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>32144742It probably is cold. They come pre-cooked and ready to eat. https://www.villagevoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img_1694.jpg
>>32144757Within a few weeks you won't be subbed to any of the ENs it seems
BAH GAWD SHE'S STILL IN THE FIGHT
>it was the sausage that killed haachama
>>32144757Based. I unsubbed from Sora for the blatant Hololive shilling.
I've never been so worried by dead silence before
>>32144802She's Australian, she'll thrive in the post apocalypse.
she's back from the vomitorium
>>32143644>>32144765Is that first one you?
>>32144827>>32144757>expecting a shill stream to be authenticare you stupid
http://poal.me/93mzh7http://poal.me/93mzh7http://poal.me/93mzh7
>>32143710Her voice really has potential, I don't know why people put her on the same level as Noel and Choco, Ame is better than those 2
>>32144701I'm too retarded to understand what this means.
>>32143919All of them in their idol outfits
>>32144832YAMETE KUDASTOPPU!
>>32144790>everyone here>he doesn't know that around 80% of us don't have memberships and probably even less have ever sent a SCOgey
that yametekudastoppu was cute as fuck
>>32144790dox me too if you can
>>32144001Ame is supposed to be only 150cm she is slightly above being a midget in the US
>>32144839Based. I stopped watching youtube for the blatant video shilling.
I know you're here.
IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY? I'M WORRIED
>>32144828Of course. I would swap the food back and forth with our mouths.
>>32144790aha you bastard, theres going to be so many people feeling anxious because of this post. Good post. Also image.
>>32144757A-Anon, your corporate-created VTuber reps...
>>32144849Mori's Shadowverse, when she wasn't doing that retarded rap, was authentic. The puyo puyo one, was authentic.
>>32144790su... sugoi
>>32144849I avoid her like a plague she sounds so annoying to me she'd cause me aneurysm if i watched her too long
>>32144869Based. I stopped watching the internet for blatant site shilling
>>32144689because it's a fucking banger and Haachama's broken english isn't enough to detract much from that.I want version w/o vocals
I'm glad Haachama is actually still alive, but holy shit her food looks worse than ever
Surely I can't be the only one who feels physically ill looking at Haachama's cooking.
>>32144849Yeah i get it its not her fault money is money but they can fuck off shilling for predatory gachas
>>32144828My tongue so going so far down her throat
>>32144757Based.
>>32144875Someone has posted a video I clipped before and a message I've sent in chat before. Those are the only time I feel true fear.
>>32144866I was talking about her arm length not her height, I know she's tiny
>>32144864Anon, challenging these hyper autists to dox you is perhaps the stupidest thing you could ever do.
Ina winkhttps://youtu.be/XZTAdgYE3BY?t=7942
>>32144790
>>32144851That's why most teammates actually look forward to her singing.
>>32144849Mori's readalong was very fun, Ame's waifu thing was funny as well
>>32144689You know how much it means to the dumb little shitposter, so you listen with your heart instead of your ears. Just like SSS.
>>32144852It means there's a periodic spike where her viewership temporarily grows and then recedes. It's probably Youtube recommending her every other minute or something.
I want to cum on Haachama's hand and make her eat it.
What the fuck even is princess connect and why does it look and sound like some weird chink knock off of konosuba?
https://poal.me/n892plmore polls
>>32144894that's just what happens when you work for a corporation, sometimes you have to promote bullshit that you don't care about at best and absolutely despise at worst. just don't watch the shill streams.
>>32144873>>32144828>tfw you will never snowball a chewed up scorpion with Haachama
>>32144790nenechi!?
>>32144790you think we dont know who you are either, michael?
>>32144828Yes
HAACHAMA LIVES -1
>>32144689Cause the beat is a banger.
>>32144873
>>32144828of course i would purposely seek to clean her teeth with my tongue out of any leftover food too.
>>32144521i trust her
>>32144847Could be worse. You could be that second guy.
>>32144876Don't forget the bookwalker stream. Fucking amazing.
>>32144893After the tarantula, everything else just looks like an improvement so far.
>>32144878>>32144914I'm not saying they can't be fun. Hell, sometimes the Holo might end up really liking the product. I'm just saying going into a literal advertisement stream with the expectation that it won't sound "fake" is kind of silly.
why do i have a boner
>>32144909
I cannot suppress my need to breed this fucking retard
I want to create the ultimate hapa with Haachama
She's not even touching the scorpion
>>321448472nd is me...
>missed an hour of haachama scorpion cookingNO BROS NO FUCK
>>32144850?! is correct answer
>>32144923The anime had the same director IIRC, possibly the ingame cutscenes too. other than that it's a gacha with little to no gameplay designed to gamble on cute pngs.
Is confused and derpy the only 2 expressions Mori's l2d have?
>>32144901Just do your basic internet safety reps and you'll be fine. Unique usernames for different types of social media etc.
>>32144905I'm a homeless that leach cafe wifi, its okay.
haachama's hands are bigger than her voice sounds. does that make sense?
>>32144922knowing her weird genes she's probably allergic to it
>>32144757>blatant shilling It's a sponsored stream, what the fuck were you expecting
>>32144963She crushed and sprinkled it over the fish
>>32144405>>32144529
>>32144938It honestly gets better the more I listen to it. The actual beat is really good and her english ends up sounding cute the more you listen to it. In general, she just has a cute voice
>>32144847This is what happens when you break containment.
>>32144851Because you're listening to one of the times she doesn't perform on Noel and Choco level. She's not tone deaf, so she can probably graduate from being an awful singer with enough practice and a good voice trainer
>>32144893It's culinary sadomasochism
>>32144974>Implying I'm that creative
>>32144964what a self centered response anon, being critical doesn't mean you have to be outright harsh
Knowing how against Ame is of collabs has left me with a sour taste in my mouth whenever I see nice fan art of her hanging out with the other girls. 2d truly is better.
>>32144984Based
>>32144875This autism is why even if someone finds my acc and goes doxnigger for whatever reason, I have no personal ties to it and just use it as a throwaway
I wish I was anywhere near as brave as Haachama to eat this kind of cooking.
>>32144964Dunno if you're telling the truth but that comment is definitely someone from here. You can tell from the autistic posting style.
>>32143644>>32144847 either Ame appreciates you're not a bunch of gay-ass yesmen or gets really fucking pissed
what the fuck is that crunching. Did she burn the fish?
>>32144949>>32144964
>>32144949>>32144964kek
>Whispering "witness me" under her breathMoririn...
Haachama in the chase for content is going to eat increasingly bizzare animals and start another zoonotic pandemic.
>>32144955The thing is you can naturally shill something. I do it for free every other week because Hotline Miam deserves it. What Kiara did wasn't natural.
Why is Haachama using the demo version of Big Red Heart as a loop still?
>>32144847Imagine giving a fuck about chubas schedules.>guras not streaming>Time to enjoy some of my steam purchases from that great december sale.
>>32144689the track itself is great, Haachama's singing and borken english fits pretty well with it and gives it a fun, cheesy vibe
>>32144964Ame, go back to sleep, your file transfer isn't done yet.
>>32144521>Reading this>Haachama immediately starts crunching the fish bones
>>32144757Blatant shilling is a staple of both idols AND vtubers, get used to it.
Buy my music.
>>32144976>he doesn't knowhaachama is a 3 meter tall black guy
>>32144998>Knowing how against Ame is of collabs has英語上手!
>>32144954This. After she turned the scorpion into garnish it doesn't look anything special.
How were her parents ok with her coomer stuff as an underage high schooler? Do the japanese really just not give a fuck about age?
>>32144984Dangerously based
>she's still eating
>>32145009You just need to realize that anything thats not Meat or Fish tastes like Chicken.Add a bit of grass, earth flavor and thats how bugs taste.
>>32144998e-eigo jouzu!!!
>>32144994Random name generator.
>>32144909Based Takobrohttps://files.catbox.moe/fpjdp8.webm
>>32144949>>32144964Anon....
Ahh the scolpion.. you know the scolpion? The black one?
>>32145045Lots of Japanese would be arrested for pedophilia in the USA
>>32144949>>32144964oh nonono
>>32144976He is a guy in a voice changer
>>32145023Hotline Miami? The video game?
/hlgg/, I come bearing gifts.Use it well.https://streamable.com/tkmyvw
>>32144958Anyone have a gif or webm of this Haachama picture?
>>32144998Why do you think she's against collabs
>>32144998Ogey
>>32144922Only if dick shoots ants.
>>32144659She always sticks to 1hr streams and then follows with a SC reading newfagchama
>>32145043>>32145059It's 6 in the morning and I'm not Ame. Cut me some slack.
>>32144964tick tock
>>32144994You dont need to be mega autistic about it, just dont have your username on your personal facebook be the same as your racist twitter account. Having different emails for those accounts is recommended as well
Just tuned into Haachama, what am I looking at? I thought her being retarded was just a character
>You gotta go to Church, DeadbeatsY-Yes, Mori, whatever you say...
>>32143445I searched botan to get to her channel and the doxx video was fucking higher than the channel itself
>>32145086but can Haachama smell ants?
>>32144998
>>32145040UNO THREADHonestly, if you're gonna do that, you gotta come up with something more creative.
>>32144998She's not against collabs, just too socially awkward to initiate like many other Holos are. She might end up where Korone is right now where she regretted not initiating more collabs outside of her immediate circle and always seeing the fun on the sidelines and then made it a point to reach out more.
>>32145009I can't even eat seafood besides fish
>>32145040UNOHILO
>>32145074Yes.I bring it up every chance I get in multiple social circles.
>>32144847Imagine getting upset by this. They're not wrong
>>32144701>YT throttling the holos again
>>32145045you know how people argue lolicon is okay because it's just pictures and is different from the realshit? Yeah no over there it's the same thing and is mixed with real shit. Japan doesn't give a shit
>>32145075watched this earlier today, was gonna clip it myself if no one else did it. thanks anon.
>>32144964It’s autistic doxnigger from before, I am on your ass as we speak, shoulda thought twice before sending this, retardchama..
wait if haachama uses a webcam for the food doesn't that mean gura could do that for her cooking?
>>32144814>>32144813>>32144810
>>32144976>Imagine Haachama shoving her cursed cooking down your throat and choking the shit out of you if you resistholy shit, DIAMONDS
>>32145075MARSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>32145096>I thought her being retarded was just a characterhow? her character was literally her pretending not to be retarded at the start
>random non-member abusing the @ function asking for interview tips for hololive.
>>32144964That guy was rude and talking down to her. Fortunately, I don't think she saw it.>>32145014The Ame only respects blunt criticism rrat has been debunked many times. Almost all criticism is met with the pointed end of her boot.>YOU WATCH YOUR GODDAMN TONE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO METruly a woman begging to be told what to do
>>32144994just use a reference to something dumb, like PepeloniLove or CEOofAutism
>>32144986She's doing her reps, poorly but she's trying. I can't wait to see hear singing by the end of the year.
>>32145096>RetardedShe's training her survivalist skills.While you'll be starving in the wild she'll be consuming all forms of life.
>>32145105worship collab stream when?They can sing church songs together, and maybe Mori can do the "jesus christ is my nigga" song
OH FUCK SHES EATING THE SAUSAGE
>>32144964You did nothing wrong, ignore all the pussy yesman replies.
>>32145096You're watching the advancement of culinary knowledge.
>>32145038Chunky Haachama looks fucking amazing!
>>32144757>not understanding that YT boosts anyone that does "paid promotion videos" because that's their bussines model and the main reason why shitty streamers that have tons of sponsors flood the trending section
>>32144889Based. I stopped posting on /hlgg/ fo-
>>32144964>>32145125
>>32145125Gura is too paranoid and cautious for that
>We gotta go to church deadbeatsYou are attending Sunday service with your boi right?
>>32145129Frogchama...
>>32145118They're essentially crying because she gave more reasons than just wanting to "be creative" and felt like they'd been lied to.
>>32145128If gura even shows her hands these threads will be filled by nothing but UOOH posting
>>32144847Check the archives, i swear this dipshit asked for tips on what to say here before he did it
>>32145117Oh well the difference is you seem to actually like the game. Anyway someone can be a good shill but I don't really care if a streamer is or not.
Would you rather eat Haachama's or Ja/ck/'s cooking hlgg?
>>32145125yabe
>>32145096That is her character. She's one of the strongest holos bar none, even Sora would kneel to her.
>>3214510>literally going to Church tomorrow Morning for Bible RepsGonna make it!
>>32145167wrong reply>>32145128
>>32144964Goddamn anon, I get your point but holy shit were you harsh.
I wonder when the next full EN collab will be.
>>32145170only because is my boi
>>32145170She streamed at an odd time that one Sunday, so yes I have.
>>32145177>UOOH EROTIC CHILD HANDS
>>32145128Won't happen. Enma is absolutely mortified of yabs.
>>32145177Everyone would be thinking about how good it would feel to engage in handholding with her tiny cute hands
>>32145170>sunday serviceIt's called the Holy Mass people. She's catholic.
>>32145141There's a difference between blunt criticism and getting salty/mad. The last sentence is what pushes the message over the end
Sunday service watchalong
I'm actually glad teammates are in this state right now. Time for you to cull some faggots from your ranks.
>>32145125based
>>321452032 weeks
>>32145141>The Ame only respects blunt criticism rrat has been debunked many times. Almost all criticism is met with the pointed end of her boot.oh ok, I'm not a member so I didn't know. That's too bad
>>32145189haachama, are you retarded?
>>32144964>>32144847the second comment was definitely posted here before youtube and anon either copied it or decided to post it here before youtube
>>32145128I recall aki and mel have used cameras as well. But Gura is definitely not going with a camera anytime soon if she's throwing up bloop for anything remotely yab.
>>32145189Haachama's cooking, while disgusting, wont kill me. That disgusting, bloody chicken however...
>>32145177Gura's cute hands!Gura's painted nails!Gura!!!
>>32145189>It's still bleedingJesas
>>32145214enma being more afraid of yabs than japanese management is the most backwards shit
>>32145202Haaton...
>>32145189Haachama
>>32145189>Chicken still bleedingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAChammers, Jack is truly yabai.
>>32145105Moririn is a pure and chaste Catholic maiden who worships at the altar every Sabbath. She will do her womanly duty and will provide m many children to whoever weds her
>>32145203Next week, screencap this
>>32145170But Mori's probably going to be streaming at that time... also lockdown.
>>32145189Haachama's food is actually edible, just questionable cooking methods.
>>32145189Haachama's 1000 times out of 1000.
Holy fuck, I just caught myself singing along to big red heart. It genuinely sounds better than the first time I heard it
>ya boi is a little hungryarchitectbros..
>>32145114I mean Ina is kinda the same way, she wont ask people and is super busy.
>>32145141she's being facetious. she's actually very sensitive and weak to criticism. look at how she dropped aya completely after getting a bunch of scathing SCs about it.
>>32145203hopefully never
>I need to plug in my mouse againEverytime
>>32145170She'd have to show up to take me there personally
I WISH MY WIFE WOULD SOUND AND LOOK LIKE CALLI BUT NOT AS CRINGE
>>32145189Haachama, because I love her and I think I'm less likely to actually die from her food.
>>32145189It's FUCKING RAW
>>32145237EN is smaller, one holo getting graduated due to yabs would be a big reduction in revenue.
>>32144964you might be slightly autistic anon
>>32145203Depends on if Ame is in the mood.
>>32144847The second I read that guy's post, I knew he was from here. He was basically regurgitating everything that had been said across all then doomposting threads.
>>32145217I remember like a month ago getting told here my thought out criticism, which contained nothing personal is worthless cause the girls will never see it and I'm just an anti. Get fucked Yes Man faggots here.
>>32145170Boondock Saints all over again
>>32145222I doubt anyone will actaully be culled, but you're absolutely right that newfag teamates need to learn to spot some fucking obvious bait when they see it. Hopefully this is a good boot camp for them.
>>32145243But Kiara doesn't have the ability to give her kids anon
>>32144847It wouldn't have been too bad if he worded the last sentence to be less harsh.
>>32145077GIF is better
>>32143374Any /mu/fags here can asses if it's still posible for Noel to be a decent singer without losing the Soul?
>>32145176It's not teamates' fault that Ame is dogshit at communicating
>>32145109I understood that reference
>>32145263I can't believe that turned out to be real, I thought I was imagining things.
>>32145254you sing along using her retarded accent right? you're a fag if you don't
>>32145189Haachama's
Enter some real Cooking:https://youtu.be/WbQbJK7u1ys5 min
>>32145118The whole argument comes down to "you confused me and my confusion made me angry". That's pretty autistic.
>>32145077
>>32145280I mean ideally I don't think management would be looking at it from the perspective of "we have a lot of talents so it's alright if someone fucks up and gets fired." Enma just seems paranoid.
>>32144964>>/jp/thread/S32127455#p32128662Hey anonymous did you steal from this guy or did this guy steal from you?
>>32145203im also betting on next week, screencap this too
>>32145256what the fuck chibi ame isn't supposed to be sexy
>>32145310The more I listen to her the cuter her accent sounds
>>32145317Someone marry her please
>>32145222>teammatesEvery time
>>32143796>Oh okay cheese that's not too bad>What the FUCK
I was watching Mori because it's my oshi's day off, and I made a stupid and cringe seed joke I thought would be buried by the sea of other messages and she read it out loud on stream. Wasn't even a superchat or anything, what the fuck.
>>32145317Finally, some good fucking food
>>32145214Enma sees not just the individual talents but the entire EN market unfolding before her, and every action she takes is in line with. Means we're not taking any chances until at least gen 3.
>>32145332She should start taking applications in.
ame just scheduled a gurailla minecraft stream for half an hour from now
>>32145170I keep God in my heart, I don't need a church.
>>32145326Being paranoid is completely justified considering all the eggshells they're stepping on
>>32143220Will KFP conquer the Galaxy?
>>32145317Save us Choco...
>>32145339good for you anon
>>32128662anon...
>>32145326Enma is probably just a new recruit since I doubt they had any English speakers before the EN project.
>>32145290Mori is as straight as an arrow, get that fake fag shit out of here
>Next is alligatorWELP
>>32145355sure mate
>>32145170But of course.
>>32145128Gura would bump into the tripod by accident, trip and have an unplanned cunny reveal on stream
>>32145339I made a really dumb joke in her member's stream I didn't think she'd see, but she ended up reading the beginning of it before stopping. I'm glad she seemed to find it funny, though.
>>32145332this. also everything below 5 kids is faggot shit.
>>32144847man, for all the shit Deadbeats were getting they did handle their comments towards Mori in less obviously passive aggressive fashion than those fags
>>32145289>teamates need to learn to spot some fucking obvious baithmm
>>32145109kek
>>32145322Yeah it's pretty autistic making up 10 polls and several contradictory excuses instead of just saying "hey guys I'm tired; less streams this week ok?"
>>32145261>ayawhat's this mean?
>>32145339Yeah, she reads normal chat, probably too much, especially in these streams.
>>32145189I'm surprised the chicken didn't get up and run away when he stabbed it.
>>32145189Haachama. Because even if I die, it'll at least be funny
>>32145125And this, newfags, is why you shouldn't be a fucking retard about the internet and connect everything together.Since the youngest of you was born in 2002, you're probably the very last generation to have been given the advice:>Do not put your information on the internetAnd that advice is still absolutely correct. Keep your public facing stuff for work and reality, but everything else? Not at all.Literally buy a journal. Write down your unique names and passwords in a physical, not digital, PHYSICAL book. Use random name generators for your usernames, or use usernames that make you impossible to be searched, such as historical figures and real life locations.It's all too easy to get fucked otherwise. Look at that one retard who outed himself by being obnoxious here just 15 hours ago. That could be you one day, unless you heed my advice.
>>32145289Yeah but you're the most bloated group here after us. By numbers both your and my fanbase are gonna have more faggots in them. The amount of bait taking I've seen recently is staggering.
>>32145359Can't even conquer Polania let alone Greater Ruthenia
>>32143469I bet any truly sentient AI will be unfathomably smart and powerful and will know that we're retarded sacks of meat that are slaves to our hormones and the way our brains were wired as we grew up. What I'm saying is that it will pity us, probably.
>>32145363>haachaama image>anon shows up later during the cooking haachaama streamBros it might be really him..
>>32145109w
>leave to get the cornbread out of the oven>Mori just disappearedWhat
>>32145378UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>She wants to eat gator nextThat's actually not that strange a meat. It's pretty good. t.Floridaman
>>32145380but i hate kids
I'm a teamate that hasn't been in the threads since 2 days ago, why are people even upset about the schedule change? Ame has been going pretty hard with streams since her debut with very little breaks. She should definitely be allow herself some breathing room. It's not like she's taking a huge break or anything, and if she kept going at her pace she might get burnt out and have to take one whether she wanted to or not.
>>32145339She likes to read things she finds funny.
>>32145261No, she dropped it because people started liking it and it so it wasn't trolling anymore.
>>32145401She's ordering food.
>>32145339Welcome to the Mori experience, she really loves reading chat, often to the detriment of her gameplay. I have gotten normal chats read almost every single stream, she loves to read dumb jokes and vaguely negative comments
>>32145286If your criticism got criticized by the anons here it was probably garbage, anon. Gonna be straight with you, I don't think I've seen proper criticism ever get criticized here.
>>32145289You literally are replying to bait you fucking retard
>>32145378U-UOH?
>>32145401Disaster Sandwich Pt. 2
>>32145125>tfw I have no social media except a youtube account that isn't connected to anything elseGood luck dumb zoomies.
>>32145243>daily mass with Mori>going home and doing my godly duty as husband and doing everything in my power to put a baby in her>saying nightly rosary with Mori kneeling in front of a Crucifix>having 14+ children with Mori>blessing Mori and our children with Holy Water every night
>>32145381my problem with posting pictures of community posts is that a single comment out of 1000 gets the focus while ignoring the middle groundsPeople either post the schizos or the actual normalfags that agree with everything
>>32145299It's going to take a fuckton of reps, but she could reach an ok level while keeping her energy and enthusiasm
>people in the thread genuinely surprised haachama didn’t debone the fish>be from Asia>where home cooked fish isn’t usually deboned and you just do it yourself while eating
>>32145405I'm just waiting for her to eat a rrat
>>32145339As much as I enjoy her gaming streams, she pays a lot of attention to chat and suffers for it to the point I wonder if she'd just be better off doing a Kiara length zatsudan regularly.
>>32145430well that was horrifying as always
>>32145261>dropped aya completelyThanks for telling us you don't watch the streams
>>32145422You're literally are replying to a samefag retard
>>32145128I don't trust Gura with a webcam and I don't think she does either
>>32145393They teach you this shit in fucking Primary school, its shouldnt be that hard for "functioning" adults
RATE THE STREAM!
>>32145370No straight person tries to pay 3k for a hotel room for their same sex friend anon. She's at least bi.
>>32145339half of our boy being bad at games comes from really loving to talk with her chat while playing all those highly punishing platformersgot so many comments read today myself, feels good
>>32145300She literally gave members an impassioned speech about wanting to be more creative. Then when she made the community post for everyone to see, she added a few more reasons why she needed the break.Some schizos took that as her confusing them, lying to them, or betraying them in some way.
>>32145326>>32145214Being paranoid is the correct choice, as much as I dislike some of it's effects.There is absolutely zero reason to be anything but the safest fucking player in the game right now. HoloEN is literally paving the roadwork for anything that comes after it, and you don't want to be fucking it up along the way because of a bad misstep.
>>32145222>>32145289It baffles me how some of you are either unaware or pretending that there isn't a small sum of anons here that have no allegiance to any holo and are simply here to 'fun' post anything that is relevant to the time. They outright say they're here for having fun in these threds. TL note: low quality shitposting. These people can hardly be called holofans they want drama and yabs.
>>32145438My favorite is when you cook the fish to the point where the bones just become chewy. No effort at all for deboning, and free calcium.
>>32145460Pale Sosig/10
W-What superchats?I have chat off.
>>32145409Follow the conversation, that's not the issue
>>32145460BIG RED HEART/10
You lads DID Member K**PA today right?
>>32145393Based oldfag
>>32145438It's always funny taking white people to an authentic Asian restaurant and watching them be utterly confused about how to eat a fish.
>>32145460i want haachama to eat me/10
>>32145465She did betray me. I ended my membership with her.
Lads, Mori's grunting at me again.
God I want to give Choco sensei the NASTIEST pounding of her life
>>32145473yeah it just makes stuff really boring sometimes. at least we still have the main branch.
>>32145460My oshi/Red Heart
>>32145485Just the normal Sandler spam, I'm sure.
>>32145189Oh fucking hell no, give me the worst food Haachama has ever cooked but get THIS out of MY SIGHT
>>32145170>>32145376Bro come on the Catholic Church has way cooler things then that. The Pope Literally walks around the Vatican carrying St Lawrence's head in a jar every August.
>>32145419Lol no, it wasn't. I''m telling you it was yes men. That's what most of the tards here are in actuality, Yes Men. Remember? 'It's okay when Gura does it'? Which I was behind, because it was the time loop of post duh scheduwule!' But plenty of idiots here will say for instance, 'no it's not a problem when you eat on stream'. Right. That's why radio fuckers haven't done it for decades huh? Fact is it does grate some people and it's wise to just not do it.
>>32145460chamachamaaa!/10
I'll go as deep as you want mori.
>gura liked and retweeted art todayit makes me happy to see :)
>>32145460Haachama/Chama
MORI BLASPHEMOUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spG6fApOi5cASTEL 100 KILL CHALLENGE APEX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wccCHOCO COOKING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbQbJK7u1ysODA RICE LOLI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9gQt-x_BE
>>32145118That you're too stupid to understand that right or wrong isn't the issue is exactly why people don't like you. You can be right and not be a total fucking cunt about it. This is why next time Ame has to make a decision you're not gonna get a poll, she's going to tell you how shit is and if you don't like it then too fucking bad.
>>32145485People spamming that cursed emote Good i want that shit gone
>>32145456This, Gura's paranoid at fucking everthing
>Mori warning her chat about Sandliope abuse>that bossy toneu-uoooh?
>>32145490Of course. I'm sorry Mori I'm ringing myself dry...
Will Haachama be the one to unleash the next deadly virus upon us? All these exotic animals she eats are kinda sus.
>>32145490Koopa? Is Bowser a vtuber now? First the Squid Sisters and then Off The Hook, Nintendo really is pushing into the idol scene.
>>32145495>eating uncooked boney fishWhy are asians so backwards?
>>32145393>It's all too easy to get fucked otherwise. Look at that one retard who outed himself by being obnoxious here just 15 hours ago.What, another one?
>>32145438>be me>be south korean>fish is seared alive and served to you before it's dead
>>32145460scorp10n/10
>>32145393social media has done a great job when it comes to setting people up for disasters on the internet, everything is linked and everything has your personal information, this is some Huxley shit
>>32145485for mori? Spamming that awful adam sandler emote that got taken away last time because people spammed it while she was afk.
>>32145473Look at this fucking thread right now and tell me enma isn’t justified in erring on the side of caution... people will track down random autistic anons, much less popular cute girls
>>32143858>Middle nameOh Jesus...
>>32145518>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc>[YouTube] A Whole New World - Disney's Aladdin - Nick Pitera (Cover) Anon...?
>>32145474what kinda schizo would browse a general about something they don't even care about?
>>32145385She was trying to meet her audience halfway and gauge how important the polls were to them. There was literally nothing wrong with it. Also, nothing wrong with any of the reasons she gave for wanting time off. It's pretty entitled and spoiled to think she did anything wrong here.
>>32145456do they actually still teach this? i remember being taught to never give out personal information but it seems these days, people will happily give up their name, phone number, pretty much anything short of their SSN to any site that asks.
>>32145409Scheduling less streams is fine. It's how she's being obtuse and not up front with her Investigators about what she really wants when just saying what she wanted from the start would have been fine. Also her non-US viewers getting fucked over by the new hybrid schedule she compromised with when she wanted to just completely drop the schedule all together at first.
>>32145511catholic is edgy as fuck
>>32145461Poor people who suddenly become rich tend to not make the best financial decisions.
>>32145438I didn't know that was a weird thing, I grew up eating fish like that in Greece.
>>32145465When those supplementary reasons contradict the points made during the "impassioned speech" it is 100% inevitable that people are going to take issue with it.
>>32145422>>32145451The quintessential /hlgg/ schizo retards.
>>32145480i almost killed myself choking on a fish bone when i was a child. you're a monster.
>>32145465truly a toxic relationship, I'm glad my oshi just fucking ghost me from time to time
>>32145518why are you bullying the homos?
>>32145125Get his ass, doxxfag.
>>32145528She doesn't eat food from disgusting subhuman wet markets so it's fine.
>>32145511cringe larpers
>>32145462So this is business as usual for you deadbeats, then. Cool.
>>32145490no
>>32145518>ODA RICE LOLI>The Devil is a Part-Timer! OPNice taste, but your copy-paste reps...
Important question now that Haachama is gone. You all can cook better than Haachama right?
>>32145213>tfw
>>32145560you eat a banana when that happens
>>32145528What makes you think she won't be the only person in Japan to survive the next pandemic?
>>32145438Usually the fish my mom prepares has the bones soft so I just eat the spine/bones. Family is African btw
thats y im here and change hwo i post & right regularly>>32145393
>>32145520Good, Ame's polls are always retarded and hopefully she learns how to communicate like a normal person instead of an aspie.
>>32145511Based rapefugee foot washer.
>>32145570A farmers market is a wet market anon, do your knowledge reps anon.
>>32145576NO MALES
>>32145490No. Fuck out of here with your goddamn shilling already. It's not even dead hours. Kill yourself.
>>32145535People get continually fucking dumber about internet literacy as social media's influence grows exponentially. There's no stopping it now.
>>32145521Soon, I hope... I think it's been about 2 weeks, unless she doesn't count the 'jail time'
I feel like that was a mistake, Mori
>>32145461They do when they're stupid and trying to repay a favor, especially when that favor involved the other person paying for everything on a trip. You could at least pretend to watch the streams.
This thread has unironically turned me into a skitzo about my own privacy
>>32145524>scolding chat like a misbehaving child>>u-uoooh?UUUUOOOOHHHH!
>>32145522her extreme fear of literally everything is a little annoying sometimes desu but she has anxiety issues so i understand. she probably hates being so scared too.
>>32145518based fuck homos
>>32145512>yes menGot your tick, anon. You don't change it much
>>32145552>>32145572>>32145598Well don't worry we weren't planning on sharing our relics.
Seeing the level of stupidity in these boards makes me feel better about myself. Thank you /hlgg/. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
>>32145615itll serve you well in the long run
Mori really is bloodthirsty...
>>32145584really? never heard that before but it sounds like it makes sense.
>>32145490>Its realHory fuck.. well i might do? Can Kwappers do a JP stream?
>>32145490my oshi gets 100% of my attention
>>32145624nice idolatry bro
>>32145538People already have gone way out of their way with tracking down the girls. Doxfaggots are out of control sometimes. And then you have the schizos who if they had more dox they really would get out of control. KFP Employees had to take one of their own out back and shoot the guy to stop him from driving his truck to find Kiara.
>>32145385I'm not sure if you people weren't here and aren't members but you're making the events seem way worse than they actually were>post random polls for fun and one for the schedule>she sees that a lot of people rely on schedules>makes post explaining she'll do schedules still and wants to find a middle ground>also in that post she explains she needs time to think about her streaming>releases schedule while also making a tweet that comes off worded wrongly because of "sorry!" and poe's law>gives further explanations and reasons in the YouTube schedule post and that's it, if you stop and think about it. It's completely understandable and she didn't give any contradicting information, she was beating around the corner with giving exact reasons though and when she did that schizo above lashes out.
>reminder that ame isn't playing RFA because she's grossly insecure over her own stamina and getting BTFO'd by gura's herculean endurance. >>ill do RFA once i work on my stamina some morefucking kek. she'd be a bottom in a gurame relationship. out of breath, out of shape. considers walking her dogs light exercise.
>>32145612making mistakes with Mori!
>>32145522I feel bad that she has to feel that way but it is justified I suppose, even in her pre chat I’ll occasionally see faggots try to discuss her personal life
>>32145557She doesn't owe you a damn thing. If she takes her time off and spends it playing fucking AI Dungeon, good for her as long as she comes back and enjoys her streams. Stop taking her adding more reasons for why she needs time off like she slapped you in the fucking face or something.
>>32145622No I don't. Big ups for that akasupa.
>>32145461>he wouldn't spend 3k for his brongmi
Well at least we know that Mori is pro-assisted suicide now...
>>32145433Based and piouspilled
>>32145438>t. flip who doesn't eat fish when it's not bonelessI rarely eat tilapia and the only fish I actually like is Pampano.
>>32145640based
>>32145615of all the things to be schizo about, privacy is a good one
>>32145268this but exactly as cringe and also she should actually be Calli
>>32145490Fuck off shill
>>32145574that unbreakable loyalty gotta come from somewhere
>>32145643ricardo...
>>32145511Wait really? Why?t.nondenominational
>>32145465some schizos sure, but there were also genuinely needy teamates that thought Ame was going to keep going at her current pace.
>>32145649It's really ridiculous that she's like this when fucking INA did it and she is both completely out of shape and literally can't breathe through her nose.
>>32145543>"Hey guys I want to stream less so I can do my reps, ok?">"Actually I just want to have more me time, sorry :)"Her bullshitting her members like that is a problem and if you don't find anything wrong with that, then you're a yesman.
>>32145548They do, there is a sign on every wall of every IT room telling kids to keep their shit off the internet. Unfortunately the popularity of social media among kids as young as 7-9 and retarded parents who dont care enough lead to kids having everything about them online. Luckily i didnt have enough friends to bother setting up my own social media as a kid
>>32145663>Death's apprentice is pro-deathI don't know what you were expecting
>>32145649Insecure to a fault.
>>32145633A fish bone got stuck when I was five. My dad made me eat a banana
Ah im becoming schizo... Ame betrayed us, she wanted to drop the schedules and become who she really is ayAME... she lied to us about playing more games and doing more collabs... Ame why did you have to do this I expected Gura to have the desire to become Ayame not you... WATSON WHORE
>>32143502>everyone's name is large except for..Ina...
>>32144847The whole point of that post wasn't even to help Ame or offer constructive criticism. It was to earn "BASED" (You)s from here.
>>32145374That's not so bad. Unless she's trying to catch it beforehand.
>>32145125GET HIS ASS
>>32145290That's Mori's job.
>>32145667>not eating deenzNGMI
>>32145663im literally shaking. why the fuck would you ever kill an npc. GOD I wish I never played this game
>I SC and get noticed by oshi>sometimes worry about getting doxed on this board because of username>see all this shit in this thread and am going full skitzoYeah boys I’m purging any links between my socials and real life as we speak
>>32145612Not a huge one but she fucked a side quest, it is what it is.
>>321456621k take it or leave it, 3k is for sex
>>32145649>Is a masochist that wants to be beaten up by her genmates>Also doesn't have enough stamina to battle against the sharkIt's always been known that she'd be the bottom. It's why most Gurame pics have Gura taking the lead despite being all bark but zero defense. You know, Gura's kind of like Matsuri in a way...
>>32145615>he didn't post this behind seven proxiesngmi anon
>>32145642"haha we don't like idolatry bro">creates a church dedicated to the King of England>Goes to America and worships literal plates some hillbilly carved fake text into>modern day preachers that literally call political figures prophets of GodYeah, surely it's the Catholics that are idolatry worshipers, totally
Were none of you in these threads earlier today? Why are you acting like 1 member who said some shit in slightly too rude of a tone and was a little off base means teamates who disagreed or are skeptical of the new schedule were shitting up the members post? The domposting came from the fact she jumbled her explanation. If she would have added the reasons in her second explanation to the reason in her first explanation teamates wouldn't have been so paranoid and overreacted so badly. If you were in the threads earlier youwould have seen teamates talk about how they overreacted and are going to continue to support Ame and her the benefit of doubt. There are still reasons to not like the schedule outside of "not enough streams" which teamates earlier said wasn't the issue and is fine if she needs the break.
>>32145490No, I've spent enough on her
>>32143988Squab ain't weird. Not my thing, but people eat it.
>>32145704Haachama's next stream is going to be Alligator Wrestling ASMR, followed up by Cooking said alligator
>>32145680To remind us that we will all reach the same end and our flesh will die one day but our soul will live forever.
>>32145686good to know that it's just the masses being retarded and not an outright societal abandonment of privacy, i guess.
>>32145647She literally said she wanted to work on improving the stream with the new off time and then revealed an hour later she was still fucking around with the AI instead of getting the new computer ready. She was absolutely contradicting herself.
>>32145684>yesmanYou need to learn a new word to abuse, anonchama
>>32143220Cool pic
>>32145716You should have done that years ago. Wont stop google from knowing exactly who you are, which accounts you have and what you do on them though/spoiler]
>>32145726>t. doesn't know what idolatry actually is
>>32145730Just fuck off with this topic already.
>>32145724i have 6 proxies, am i fucking dead anon?
>>32145435Honestly, the normalfags ones are kinda disgusting to me, I think that's the reason teamates here were so agressive, to match the passiveness of the majority.
>>32145730No I was at work
>>32142189i'm going to start doing this too. it's so fucking annoying.
>>32145393>Use random name generators for your usernames, or use usernames that make you impossible to be searched, such as historical figures and real life locationsI found that even everyday names work for this really well. Nobody bothers to search up someone whose name is just Jack Mike or something like that.
>>32145465I'm just gonna sit back and watch how Ame magically fixes her self-caused fucked up sleep schedule, invents interesting new ways to entertain and works on her singing, Japanese and body just by streaming for 2-5 less hours a week.
>>32145703It was a mixture of that and I think it was to actually try to help Ame. It has that dumbass aura to it. Reeks of somebody who has little practice actually conversing with women getting a response when they weren't expecting anything, and then overcompensating way, way too hard in the other direction.
>>32145640>hiding the currencyCoward
>>32145682And Ina's even going through her own training arc off screen to try and reach Gura's level
>>32145657Ok, then enjoy continuing to pay a girl that would rather lie to your face and fuck around instead of doing the things she promised you to do.
>>32145709I love Ame so damn much
>mori>you need to go back
>>32145029Exactly, when Gura has day off I feel blessed as EU chumbud since i can actually sleep at night
>>32145716Good. I started doing the same when people started autistically trying to hunt down Gura back in like November/October.
>>32145511Don't forget the pope sits in front of a statue that makes him look like a final boss that he activates by crawling into the arms of Jesus and controlling the metal like the dude from Big Hero 6.
Ive never played this gameHow bad Is killing the NPC Mori killed?Did she fucked up?
>>32145763Choco's cooking stream would actually be pretty kino if she showed off what she was cookingI understand why she doesn't, but it would be cool if she did
>>32145393Is it bad to connect all my online personas together with the same username but keep my irl self completely seperate from it or does that somehow fuck you too?
>>32145709
>>32145622>>32145512>YesmenThis is the new boogeyman for Ame Antis. Anyone who supports her or believes in her is going to be labeled this.
>>32145786IT'S FUCKNG PESOS
I picked up Blasphemous right before Mori started playing it and wanted to finish it before she does but lost all motivation. I just have no motivation to finish any game anymore, I get sick of them halfway through. Sorry for the blog.
do YOU pour your heart out to your oshi over Anya's maro?
>>32145772The glowniggers are going to your place as we speak.
Disrespectful, Mori
>>32145574Pretty much. It isn't an exaggeration or hyperbole to say that one of Mori's favorite parts about the job, if not her favorite part outright, is being able to interact with her fans. Back in October, when she was supposed to be working on a freelance MV project, she wound up putting it (and sleep) off because she wanted to do her member's stream and talk to the deadbeats for a while instead.
>>32145789She's literally the same as us, so I see no problem with this.
>>32145805Locked into bad end
>>32144964Good job anon. That gave me a chuckle. Hopefully she responds.
>>32145551>It's how she's being obtuse and not up front with her Investigators about what she really wants when just saying what she wanted from the start would have been fine.Well that's fair, I honestly didn't think much about it but that makes more sense. Doesn't make me that upset, but I get why people ITT are.
Teabagging on corpses with Moririn!
>>32145438I'm a spicx and we fry the damn things with bones and all.
>>32145799When was the last time a member of the Swiss Guard had to gut someone with one of those halberds, out of curiosity? Italian War of Unification?
I made the first member post and stand by everything I said in it except that I should have said "reasons" instead of "excuses" since excuses ascribes a maliciousness I don't believe she has. I never screencapped it and had zero expectation it would be seen in the first place, but now that it's here again I welcome anyone to explain what's wrong with it.
>Calli silently t-bags the NPC corpseI fucking love this woman
will gura and amelia ever collab again?
>>32145029same here anon.
>>32145763Won’t disagree there but if I don’t piss off any pajeets I should be ok
>>32145821Well shit
>>32145772rest in peace
>>32145832no
>>32145786Cuz you guys will make fun cuz I am a SEAnig
>>32145618>>32145656Cant blame her desu, I guess that's why she feeling down in these past weeks
>>32145756Not an argument
>>32145745Give it a few more years anon, this wacky politics shit over the last few years will lead to everyone in power abandoning privacy for the sake of "public safety".
>>32145807>>32145763Idk how I replied to you my b
>>32145716I posted a six word sentence in an 8,000 person chat while unmembered, while the chat was moving fast, and some anons connected that shit to me.
>>32145818git gud faget
>>32145615That's a good thing, anon.I did a clean sweep of my social media after the amegeddon.
>>32145789>lie to your faceYeah, good job proving you're a schizo
>>32145832Each time you post this, their collab gets delayed by another hour
>>32145799And that is inside a Hall that looks like a serpent head
>>32145751she's currently setting up her PCand also look at pic relatedshe's obviously looking to cool down and uses that AI as a self reflection methodit's time to let go
>>32145842Anon I’ve already tracked down where your house is, blur out your currency next time
>>32145438>people in the thread genuinely surprisedJust burgers anon. Most other nations are more culinarily educated.
i want gura to call me a stupid stinky pathetic bitch that will never amount to anything
>>32145799>make him look like
>>32145790It's nice that I can actually believe someone when they say they're doing their reps.
Damn, Choco goes out of her way to celebrate.
>>32145842LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SEANIGGER BORDERLINE STEALING MONEY FROM GURA
The fuck did I do now?
>>32145490keep on troopin
>>32145691Did you die?
>>32145832No, you fags ruined it by trying to force gurame to be a thing
>>32145838a homm3 reference in my /hlgg/ thread?TBS holo fucking when??
>>32144527There's a high chance that aliens are going to be actual bug people.
>>32145782Remember when a totally random commentator on Gura's stream got singled out by one of us for absolutely no reason, had all their details poured over and everyone made fun of him? Nobody's safe.
>>32145808You're risking it, but if you've well and truly separated them, you should be fine. But again, risky business.
i LOVE this bird.
>>32145438burger here, some of us are used to eating non-deboned fish
>>32145827They just shoot them now a days anon.
>>32145789You're being a naughty paypig. You don't pay them with any expectation anon. A good paypig supports his oshi cause he loves to give free money to girls for existing. Silly (you).
>>32145842HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>32145789>lie to your faceHoly shit, I didn't believe that anon who said people honestly thought this
>>32145832both coming to my house later
>>32145821thats a shame
>>32145852It would be pretty kino though, i agree
>>32145842It's slightly more valuable than ARS so you're alright
>>32145830I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Sometimes she needs to hear stuff like that as well. We can't all be faggots that suck up to her to farm likes which is something several disgusting anons in this thread has said they do to Ame.
>Mori jumping over the enemies to avoid fightingYup, now I'm convinced she is a Castlevania player
>>32145789unironically take your meds
>>32145842Based seanig.
>>32145615I have strange thoughts about like “what if I get popular?” And seeing what happened to all the hololive girls has legitimately made me paranoid about opsec. In that 0.00001% chance I end up famous I’d rather not be tracked down.
>>32145864What things will she create?
>>32145832Never, even more so with Ame's new autistic schedule
>>32145842Lmao his country's great hero is a fucking mediocre boxer
>>32145842you're alright seanigger
>>32145848You didn’t make one either, faggot
>>32145438Forget fish, I know people who won't even eat chicken if it has bone inside it.
>>32145789She can't lie to my face she's on the other side of a screen thousands of miles away from me
>>32145789>lie to your faceYou need meds
>>32145913or a mario/megaman nerd
>>32145821Do you think she'll replay it for good end
>>32145913Wonder if she'd like Bloodstained
>>32145832Ame and Gura ruins it by being themselves.
>>32145898You're telling me that if someone rushed the Pope on his throne there, the SGs wouldn't just skewer them?
SEXSEXSEX
>>32145842If you don't act like a SEAnig, you're just a SEAbro. Simple as.
>>32145938Mentioned it multiple times.
>>32145809What a wild ride it's been since September
>>32145919How the fuck would I know? I'm not a psychicShe's done plenty of events so far, what makes you think she won't do stuff like that again? Is that your argument
>>32145842SEA is alright in my books after that anti-chink raid a while back
>>32145938I'm sure of it, symphony of the night is one of her favorites.
>>32145543She messed up her explanation. She only saidthe reason was to work on projects when she realized she didn't explain it well she said allthe reasons teamates expected. Teamates overreacted and if you saw the threads earlier they realized that. Pretending Ame didn't mess up somewhat is wrong, pretending there aren't reasons to dislike the schedule (guerilla slots) is wrong. We realized Ame needs more time to just relax and she'll get back to more streamsand reps when she feels better
>>32145884The old guy that was a cunny lover? Poor guy just wanted to watch a cute shark in peace
You have it all figured out. Genius.
>>32145913SoTN is one of BackgammonBarbatos' favorite games.
>>32143796I like how it always starts normal then it gets more and more fucked up
>>32145830Screenshot your post so us non members can roast your dumb ass.
>>32145940Autoexcommunication and a skewering.
https://youtu.be/DLCgf7LlWZsHOT
>>32145953Shit man I was just wondering out loud, no need to get defensive
Did Hachama say if the scorpion tasted better than the tarantula?
>>32145789I don't give a damn if she delivers on any of that shit as long as she comes back rested and ready to get back to full time streaming. She already said this was only gonna be temporary.
>>32145832>wanna do something this week?>dunno, depends on if I feel like getting out of bed that day
>>32143770Ame just looks so... sickly.
>>32145930whatbut it's so easy
>>32145922>mediocre>mogs 5 divisions worth of titles.
>>32145490You know I did
>>32145936No. It'd be cool if she did though.
No, don't go Mori... The dead hours...
bros why does Mori hate Minecraft?
>>32145954Curious what a common enemy can do to people, huh?
>>32145910No, but I do hope you're aware that they're real and will always be here to act like an orbiter. Never get bogged down in their ass kissing.
>>32145884SCs are the biggest risk on this board, and it seems to be random as to who gets targeted unless it’s a full on (actual) tranny or some blatant troll. But sometimes there’ll be borderline cringe SCs that’s not unusual to see but for whatever reason that person gets targeted. That it what scares me the most, like what if I SC and someone just decides to go after me because it’s slightly cringe. My brain can’t help but think about that scenario.
>>32145813I hope someone sent in that they left their girlfriend over knives
>2:45not terrible Mori, not terribleI'd get filtered by another 4 hour one
>>32145830>admitting to being here >when dox schizo is still on the clock Anon you’re NGMI
WHO WAS THE SENPAI?? NAME THEM YOU FUCKING CUTE BITCH
AH THE DEAD HOURS COME, NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32145938Has mentioned it several times and will definitely play it when it becomes clear that she's not getting SotN permissions.
POLKA GOT TO HAVE DISCORD SEX WITH MORI
bitch?
>>32145959Yeah, that was the one I was thinking of.
>>32145994Because she doesn't have shit taste.
>>32145960Fuck you
>>32145789>lie to your faceHoly shit, there really are goslings this fucking pissed over Ame adding additional reasons for needing time off. You don't own her, schizo
>>32145992Choco is cooking right now.
>>32145972anon I understand, I'm sorry if my response was too much, I just didn't understand how people saw it as contradictory
DEAD HOURS
>>321459713D collab again onegai
are there any fat holos? no, not the roommate but the actual l2d
Been seeing Joseph in Mori's chat lately, is he the real Joseph?
>>32145891I want to raise this bird’s children!
Do you think Polka volunteered to help Mori out
>I tested the ASMR mic with a senpai I won't nameM-Mori whoooooooo!
>Still not naming the senpaiNoel? Haachama? Choco? Roboco? Polka?
>>32145419>I don't think I've seen proper criticism ever get criticized here.You haven't been here long enough then. Back when chumbuds were willing to call everyone a barracuda, any mild criticism of Gura would get you labeled as a schizo/anti. There was a thread where a few people agreed that they wished Gura would open up more. Then most of the thread was chumbuds calling them barracudas and strawmanning their side.
>>32145928Your failure of reading comprehension is also not an argument
>>32145817>>32145676You deadbeats and your boy are alright. I think I misjudged her because my first stream was the Dead Pixels one where she was just dying all over the place.
>>32145994>bad at games>mc has it's own retarded physics system>huge learning curve>game that's made for neckbeard elite autistsGee I wonder why.
>>32146007POLKA FINALLY HAD SEX WITH MORI
>>32145842your kind generally are very nice people, at least from the ones I've met in my life.
>>32145520Imagine thinking that 1 somewhat rude comment in a sea of supportive comments, yes men, and a some comments saying they weren't too sure or are concerned about the schedule means she wont do polls anymore.
>>32146007It's 100% the fucking clown. She was there listening and laughing her ass off with the rest of us, since she scheduled her stream not 10 minutes after Mori's ended.
>>32146021ORUKAAAYYY
>>32146007Roberu
>>32145936I'd like that but honestly I hope not, there are so many games that she wants to stream that there's really no time for her to be replaying anything. Not unless she's going to schedule a full day of nothing but Blasphemous, which I'd also be cool with.
Teamate here who decided to watch Mori is it just me or when Mori talks there a weird high pitch noise in the background?
>>32146010>polka mostlikely recorded it to replay it when she's schlickingAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>32145955And Bloodstained is SOTN with the serial number filed off
>>32146001The funny thing is, this is her shortest solo game stream in 2 weeks. Our boy's growing up.
>>32146017why is Goslingposter the first thing you assume? Especially with the way this thread has handled every girl's controversy
>>32145684You either needs meds or you're SEAnigger disguised as a TeaMate
>>32146008Choco is streaming, she is saving us for now
>>32146007>>32146010it had to be Haachama since she knows english... at least more than Polka
>>32146021Okayu
>>32146032Mel...Who am I kidding? Mel barely even exists recently.
Anon... you’ve read the thread right? So you’ve done your OPSec reps right? Don’t tell me you’re leaving yourself vulnerable...
>>32145994everyone should hate minecraft. But really its because she already has tons of creative projects going on so she just lacks the creative energy to enjoy it all that much. Its more of a decoration/adventure game to her
>>32146021Polka has delicious thick thighs
>>32145919>What things will she create?probably just reuse shit from her old life it wouldn't be the first time she took old content and repurposed it. Like the waifu stream she did was something she used to do often
>>32146030Korone
>>32146051No, her audio is scuffed ever since she tried to do the ASMR thing.
>>32146071fuck you faggot
>>32145994Oh boy here comes another timeloop. Didn't know this was October.
>>32146003I already admitted it earlier, if he's a true schizo it was always too late for me.
>>32145638She talked about it, it's possible.>>32145490How's that even a question?
>>32146030My only guess is it's someone she's doing a song with and maybe hasn't publicly interacted with before and that's why she's hiding it.
>>32145994Because Mori plays actual games, not memes.
>>32146038The Dead Pixels stream was boring as all fuck, and I say that as a T3. If you want something in a similar vein that's actually fun to watch, try Mad Rrat.
>>32146023ahh the Randisi, do you know the Randisi? the no one?
>>32145994because minecraft is a shit game
Treerrat a cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjEtFwp1oNE
>>32146058This is how this thread handles every girl taking time off or scheduling less
>>32146021You just know
>>32146073I’ll do it as soon as I wake up
I love this fatto catto!
>>32146086OKAYU
>>32145994Mori likes her games to have actual direction instead of just "Go and do whatever the fuck you want, set your own goals." Start at Point A, eventually finish at Point Z, that's the game.
>>32146032Probably someone she is doing a collab with why she couldn't say... >>32146041>Polka>Sex>MoriMORI IS BRINGING OUR GIRL HOME! NO GET OFF ME NO I WON'T TAKE THE MEDS! ALOE IS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>32145974>She already said this was only gonna be temporaryDid she?
>Your oshi>Your favorite JP Holo
>>32146030Hamhat, ofc.
>>32146091Nah. There's no reason to tell us who since there would be at least one faggot who'd go after them if it didn't work perfectly this time, and maybe even if it does for not helping her earlier.
>>32146069Do you think you need to know the language to understand the ASMR?Did you forget that half of the Omaru-za in this thread can't even speak the language, but connect via the member ASMR?
>>32146054Maybe I should actually go back and play the good castlevanias at some point, I did love bloodstained.
>>32145994because it doesn't have well defined endgoalMori is clearly a progression-type gamer first, rather than exploration-type, MC doesn't really have that many features to lock her interest in and what's there (Wither/Enderdragon) are hidden behind obtuse mechanics and relatively rare resources if you don't invest yourself into farm autism
>>32145994Because Mori plays actually challenging games, like Crash 4 and Blasphemous. Meanwhile all the other EN girls just play Minecraft, walking simulators or braindead JRPGs.
>>32146102UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>32146007it was Matsuri
>>32146073I wonder how much work it would take to change my name legally.
>>32146102Mogu mogu
>>32145512>eating on streamIt may grating to your weak fucking ass anon, but it makes me erect so my oshi will continue to do it more and more.
>>32146097Nice
>>32145857>>32145902>>32145915>>32145933>>32145974>>32146017I hope you all enjoy the fruits of those "reps" she's sure to be on top of now :)
>>32146033Show me that thread cause I was >>27650338 and saw lots of chumbuds kneeling
>>32145574Feelsgoodman
come listen to choco cook onegaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbQbJK7u1ys
>>32146023He's in Ame's chat all the time. Who knows, but if I had to guess it's more likely than not.
>>32146128she's probably almost fluent by now
I actually enjoy paypigs, I think they can enhance a stream with good content and clips. A good example would be wingscv from Gura stream, he can be pretty funny.
I skip my meds every time Gura doesn't stream
>>32146111GuraKorone, but polka close second
>>32146001The funnier thing is that she accomplished more in this playthrough than the earlier parts, though I liked the one before this because most of her boss wins were clutch as fuck.
>>32145999Have you considered not tying your face and identity to your youtube account?
>>32146073I never stopped.
>>32146116You need to know the language decently well to give technical advice, that's the context here.
>>32145574Blasphemous streams are great. She'll read my comment from time to time. She even addressed me one time in one of them.
>>32146105you'd think the person into music would like a game about creativity
>>32146109Not him. She said she would try it fir a few weeks
Kiara loves talking so much Amelia could just talk to her in Japanese for eight hours a day if she wanted to practice. She'd learn fast that way.
>>32145684>YesmanBullshit opinion immediately discarded
>>32145940They can and they will, but they'll draw their guns first unless there's no time.
>>32146079you're so full of knowledge!She reused her chirstmas, new year, thanksgiving and halloween event as well
>>32145726Just curious but why is there so much emphasis on talking/praying to the saints and Mary in Catholism rather than just praying to Jesus/God entirely?
>>32145842There's a difference between a SEAnigger and someone from SEA. As long as you take your meds and don't anti post like a schizo you're fine.
>>32146111>Pekora>Pekora
>>32146091>>32146113Could be a precaution so that if something goes wrong for whatever reason the other person doesn't get bombarded by retards asking why they fucked Mori's stream up.
>>32145994Minecraft is a game you either click with or you don't. You're given components and free reign to build quite literally whatever you want but in order to make such a thing possible, tons of arbitrary physics rules must be set. This means the wall is really fucking early, and while the the possibilities are quite literally endless (someone programmed in doom using redstone but it required a few mods to load chunks in super far and "spectate" super high up away from your body) there is an equivalent amount of skill or autism required to complete it.
>>32146128Just need to lock her up for awhile
/hlgg/I´ll need your worst, most spiciest and meanspirited RRAT so that I can go to sleep all comfy and warm
>>32146138I agree... as a KFP, they add like 3 hours more to the stream KEK
>>32145830Basically anon, your wording is shit, needlessly aggressive and structured in a way that makes you seem like a dick that trying to excuse himself.Also the idea that having another excuse invalidates the previous ones is the most braindead thing i've ever heard
>>32146132I'm already there!
>>32146039It's a kids game
>>32146111GuraMiko
>>32146151Mori was capable of getting tech support from K's and he knows not much Eigo based on his streams.
>>32146023guess he's finding himself with time now that Ame and Gura are part timin'
>>32146023I hope so. He's one of the measures I use to make sure Hololive is still healthy. Once Joseph drops off, it's over.
>>32146149Nah I’m not that retarded, I changed everything a while ago anyways, but it’s just some irrational fear I have you know? Like I forgot some loose end and somehow someone will exploit it. Unironically I need meds for this
>>32145672Please.. I need that hand wrapped around my dick...
If Kiara can learn japanese in half a year so can Ame
>>32146146I only got to see the last 30 minutes,what did she accomlish in 2 hours?
>>32146170Ame doesn't love you
>>32146111>MikoMiko
>>32143364Now to wait for someone to add an animation like they did for Ame.
>>32143542AHEM Watame's father
>>32146094Dead Pixels was a shill game and positioned during her death fugue, I honestly completely forgot that it existed.
>>32146170Mori is going to kill Kiara for cheating on her with Matsuri
>>32146162because the Catholics think they're not worthy, so they have to pass the message to those who are more worthy.
>>32146125And mine will continue to road kill numbers without trying and yours will autistically numberfag for them every stream.
>>32146128Imagine being this schizo that you think she owes it to you to make self improvements
>>32146116That reminds me, she wanted to tell us something after the 3D stream via member only post but it's been almost 3 days...
>>32146098Not Ina...
>>32146128Ame is just Towahttps://streamable.com/0kqv6d
>>32146180so is crash bandicoots
>>32146170your oshi is dead, they just found her, tomorrow is going to be the official announcement
>>32146199She doesn't love a singular person but loves people as a collective, how many times will this be discussed
>>32146158Not him. The anon you're replying to is retarded yes, and he's probably the one shitting up this thread and making teamates look bad all during SEA hours, but Ame's post was full of a bunch of yesman
UOOH
>>32146111KiaraFubuki
>>32146116you at least need to know english for the tech support... or you thing she just mashed buttons until everything worked?
>>32145671>>32145630>>32145855>>32145918Any website to check if people can track you feom your social media accounts?
>>32146073They're never gonna find me
Is Gura's Priconne sponsorship cancelled? Cygames probably passed that to Kiara who is capable for the job and isn't some lazy ass that can't even turn on the camera and play the fucking game. Still waiting the impulsive liar for her "JP senpai collabs" to happen
>>32146128It WAS the SEAnigger all along!
Guess how many gb's of those 400 gb's is porn.
>>32146128If she had follow through, she'd probably be able to do at least a very basic Mori level Japanese stream.
>>32146218>Crash is a kid's game hurrr>doesn't know that it's hard as fuck.
>>32146217>maybekek
>>32146170Gura and Ame would have had a long and lucrative best-friendship if not for schizos trying to force the relationship. You all killed GurAme. It was you.
Just got off work, and thought about the whole Ame debacle. I can't help but wonder why she wasn't transparent with us in the beginning? Was she afraid of the backlash? If anything, it would've been mild, judging by the fact that she's asking the Investigators. It just feels weird that she was beating around the bush for a while, and finally told the truth. It feels like she was disingenuous by telling us that she's experimenting with a new schedule format when its just a regular EN schedule. I also feel like some of the criticism she's received kinda don't matter. Specifically her justifying her shorter schedule. I feel really off about this. I'm still going to support her, as she's my favorite holo, but the whole situation reeks.
>>32146216Damn, must be because Ina schedules consistently 6-7 streams a week
>>32146204oh come on
>>32145994Because she is based like that, fuck autist lego
>>32146038They Bleed Pixels was probably one of her worst game streams, not just early on but overall. The game itself isn't fun and she was too tired to care much about it at the time. I don't blame her for it since I doubt any of the ENs could've salvaged it into an enjoyable stream.
>>32146170Take your pick. Sweet dreams
>>32146205That was honestly the only bad Mori stream as far as I can remember. There have been others that were train wrecks, but at least they were entertaining. That one just sort of happened and no one enjoyed it.
What the fuck does "Big ups" mean?
>>32146128That's why she needs times to study japanese
>>32146170No holos actually care about their fanbases they're just here the money and fame, you're noting but walking ATM for you oshi, and the worst part is you could die tomorrow and someone would easily replace you
>>32146123If you're in the US then it's pretty much just filling out some forms and paying a fee, but some states have an extra step or 2 there.
>>32146245kids games can be hard
>>32146245The original crash is harder than the new one. She's just bad and made it look difficult
there's cum
>>32146128You'll never be unshadow banned
>>32146172Please elaborate on what part of the wording, these are very unspecific criticisms.
>>32145726>goes to America and worships literal plates some hillbilly carved fake text intoIt's not that bad...
>>32146243didnt Mori pass the N3 test in one of her JLPT streams?
>>32146197well, she's unlocked way more paths, as well as defeat bosses more easily. Even when something surprised her, she adapted quickly.
>>32146163If this is the case why do so many people want a range ban? Wouldn't that fuck over all nonschizo SEA anons?
>>32146170Gura doesn’t want to be popular, and the ever growing nature of her member streams means those will be too populated for her too. She tries to filter people purposely by not posting her schedule in the community tab where the most amount of people can see it, and ghosting for days to get rid of trendfags but it’s ineffective
calli clueless
>>32146162We aren't praying TO them, or acting as if they are people who can directly intervene. The idea is that you pray through Mary and the Saints, people who have a close connection to God, and ask for them to direct your prayer to God. If I were to compare it to a more down to earth example, I'd say it is like having a problem at work, and instead of sending your complaint and request for help directly to the CEO, you send it to the HR department, who can refer it to the CEO.
>>32145955>>32146054>>32146117I will never understand why people think bloodstained lives up to SOTN in anyway. To me it's an insult. I hope no holo ever has the misfortune of playing that game.
>>32146180>ninja gaiden for the NES was a kids game too
>>32146269ESL?
Anyone else watching Choco cook actual food?
https://youtu.be/JWqmJh7JNS4
>>32146204jesas
>>32146276I'm tempted to replay crash 1 on the PS1, and then play crash 4 to see.But then I remember Tawna's new redesign and I refuse to pay for that.
>>32146293Well, at least you know she isn't browsing r*ddit.
>>32146299Yep, it's like detox
>>32146155I have creative hobbies too, it doesn't make Minecraft any more fun. I'd rather be playing something on my Steam backlog or doing meme runs in a Soulsborne game.
>>32146276beating crash 4 in ~11 hours is pretty good.
>>32146276>She's just bad and made it look difficultYou have no idea what you're talking about. Crash 4 classic mode IS difficult.
>>32146302get a bf -- check
>>32146213You're making a lot of ridiculous assumptions over there.
>>32146269https://grammarist.com/usage/big-ups/
>>32146227>>32146151Did you guys forget that Mori can speak Japanese
>>32146239None, it's all videogames
>>32146272Based non-retard.
You guys are ngmi, already have half of you dox’d and I am heading to your houses right now to rape each one of you
>>321460730 proxies, 0 VPN's, direct connection. I never kept social media though, so it's not a problem
>>32146234Gura is a Coco-chad, if you haven't noticed. She wants her first JP collab to be with Coco. That's why she dedicated an entire song to Coco during her early karaokes when few others would acknowledge her existence for safety's sake. Coco already said she wants to collab with EN but hasn't gotten a response back (presumably from management based on what we know about how they're organized). Until Gura gets her Coco collab, no JP collabs. Gura will die on this hill, and that's because she's not just a Coco-chad, but a Unity-chad.
>>32146170Recent Ame (((drama))) is being stirred by discord SEAniggers who are assmad because they didn't get the ridiculous GFE they wanted from Ame, and they're only back now because the blue leech they kept shilling doesn't care about them now that she gets idiot burger simpbux
>>32146302DURB?
>>32146276>The original crash is harder than the new one. >Crash 4 vs original>doubtThe new one is so hard that completionists complain about it. The High Road looks like SMB's 1-1 compared to what Mori experienced in the near end of Crash 4.
Claiming this image slot
>>32145994She's somehow too autistic for it
>>32146267>the only bad Mori streamLETHAL LEAGUE
>your oshi>you're oshi
>>32146111>Mori>Haachama
>>32146204teamates....
>>32146269Largely upwards
https://files.catbox.moe/u3rqaf.mp4
>>32146251That would be sad, but it's gratifying to know that /hlgg/ is one of the most influential forces in the HoloEN community.
>>32146276You're talking shit again anon
>>32146340Sorry, what's that? Never heard of it.
>>32146267Yeah, that's definitely up there, the only other ones I have real problems with are the occasional derailed zatsudan because superchat spam isn't interesting to me (as a minor league paypig)
>>32146345AHAUAHUEHUEHUAHEUAHU HE POSTED IT AGAIN!!!!
>>32145842If you don't know, its most likely a SEAnig that will make fun of you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA look at this flip
>>32146111Morithe cutest one
>>32146284I may not like your sect, but you're better than joejimbob's local mall sect, established 2012, claiming to be the one true interpretation because this time, Big J wore a suit and called people faggots. So there's that, at least.
How was the Ina stream earlier? Worth watching?
>>32146223If that's what you want to call people supporting her instead of throwing a tantrum or passive aggressively attacking her because she confused them then fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjpqsL1l9dQ
>>32146269It means she's giving us all severely large erections.
>>32146340I mean, I felt bad for Ina, but that stream was so cursed it looped back around to being fucking hilarious.
>>32146318I wonder why this lives rent free in your head anon, it's not healthy
>>32146170Okayu has the meme of "lazy cat" specifically because she's fat and doesn't want to get embarrassed by trying hard and tiring herself out super early like the other unfit holos.
>>32146111GuraHaachamachama
>>32146330>She wants her first JP collab to be with Coco.I admire the COCO LOVE but that's fucking retarded. We don't know how many months it'll be before Coco is allowed to collab with EN. Just do a goddamn Haachama collab already Gura. Or 1v1 collab with an ID.
>>32146269Large ascending
>>32146340Her worst was actually the ENxGen5 among us collab, I legit felt sorry for her during that one it so bad she didn't even bother to save the VoD
>>32146302It's cute but it always reminds me of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SDn2rUCpJQ
>>32146368I'm not letting this racism go
>>32146280Preempting your criticism with a small "well i think this other thing would be fine but not what you did specifically" makes you out to be a controlling dumbass and the use the word "excuses" is more likely to get a negative response than any other.
>>32146327You can't rape me, faggot, I'll consent and then what are you gonna do? huh? The whole point will be gone!
>>32146364The same as all her other streams.Yes.
Image slots!
Kanata Love!
>>32146388she's right thought. aussie
>>32146111KiaraFureaGuess I have a thing for gay girls
I claim one image slot for Ame!
>>32146368>ThumbnailLOVERS
>>32146398More like image sluts.
>>32146384how far we've come, ayy Morichama?
>>32146111PolkaOruka?
>>32146111AmePekora
Reine is cute!!
>>32146395Will go watch it now, thanks anon
>>32146384We got Polka confessing her love for Mori on stream out of it, and it wasn't a bad stream overall, just bad for Mori.