/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I know a lot of Teamates and non-Teamates are concerned but let's just wait at least 1 week to see how it goes
The unironic schizos don't need ammunition from doomposting

>>32100513
Wait what's going on with Ame?

>I hope you're hungry, ha ha! The pizza is almost ready!
>Humu? Is something wrong? ...Yes, that's a pizza! It's my specialty "forest of basil, mountain of cheese" pizza! Topped with takoyaki!
>Don't look at me like that, I put a lot of hard work into it! Just take a bite, I think you'll find it'll go down chees-easy!
>...also I don't want all those ingredients to go to waste...

Would you?

>>32100537
she's going hybrid schedule

What's the big problem? The JP girls don't even have schedules

>>32100477
>she said her PC upgrades would prob arrive today/tomorrow, needs time to set it up
No, I'm willing to bet all of my sharkcoin that she has yet to purchase anything, even as of this moment.

RIKKAAAAA

Ame did nothing wrong and anyone who says otherwise is an entitled NEET

https://youtu.be/Awd5U8H2UPg?t=143

>what did gura mean by this?
is this not something extremely weird to say?

Amelia is a whore that never cared about Hololive and just wanted your wallet. Now that she's gotten her merch sales, she's gonna drop out from streaming and go hang out with her new bf. teacucks are pathetic for still simping over that whore.

teamates i don't feel so good

I love Polka

guys, you need to stop taking gura's words literally like they are a legal contract or something. when she said she was getting a new PC today or tomorrow (monday or tuesday) you need to account for the possibility that she meant she would start shopping for one on wednesday or thursday.

>>32100537
she's going telsa schedule

Ame is getting rid of her schedule so she has more time to have sex with neet
The rrat about them getting back together over the holidays was true

>>32100546
Gen 5... Coco...

>>32100546
Yeah, and I appreciate that the ENs do.

Who's the next EN who's going hybrid or no schedules?

>Risu doing RFA
>Moans louder than anyone before her
>Her mom walks in and yells at her in Indog
Wat do?

>>32100477
How is it possible to be this stupid?

>>32100548
anon time to give me all your sharkcoin

>>32100565
>>32100544
what the fuck does it mean?

Ame did nothing wrong Gura did nothing wrong, simple as Gurame forever

Treerrat RFA tonight
https://youtu.be/pLJUvxG_f3w

>>32100497
>unity
Umm this one too

>>32100546
they have mixed audience compare to JP

>>32100566
ONONONONONONOONO TEAKEKS???

>>32100452
is this why the schizos have stopped bringing him up so they're now trying to push this imaginary new bf narrative? damn that's pretty sad

>>32100565
So her subs are gonig to moon!

Does Reine not count as part of Pochi's family?

>>32100588
based

>>32100513
and what if it doesn't work well? what we can do to make her change the decision? Don't forget her member are full of yes-men now.

>>32100556
I think people normally just do that without verbalizing it, no?

>>32100546
they only need to cater to 1 timezone.

>>32100546
Because they're all in the same timezone. English watchers are spread out over a large variety of timezones.

>>32100540
But of course, I've eaten grass and bread before!

>>32100556
She doesn't want to connect her to the person in the game that she's about to murder. Are you fucking retarded?

If EN gets 3D, do you think one of them will do a green screen movie thing like Jerma did?

Congrats less than 50 posts in and this thread is shit. That has to be a new record!

>>32100540
>takoyaki
Don't lie to me you bitch, I know what it really is

>>32100513
She can actually release a new schedule if she wants me to judge it on its own merits. Until then I'm going to judge it on the fact she's still procrastinating on building her PC, and streams like dream journal.

>>32099755
Anon... you know she is lazy, she'll procrastinate, she needs discipline and that's why the schedule is important. At least she's doing her singing reps I guess.

>>32100564
She said she was going to buy one, you retard. She obviously didn't do that either though.

>the absolute fucking state of last thread
TWO FULL 1500 POST THREADS discussing how the most active member of holoEN who has the best membership content in all of hololive "lazy"

This is what happens on Ame's single day off? You people are fucking INSANE

>>32100577
He's talking about Gura, not Ame, anonchama.

>>32100556
that panicked Gura tea kettle scream when Ame started to fake cry, ahh...

>>32100571
I've not kept up with the ID gen 1 housing situation in a long time, are Iofi and Risu still living together?

>>32100537
Just check the members post bro. You ARE a member, right?

I guess the birthday merch rrat was true...

>>32100513
I'm leaving my anger behind in that last thread.
I'll give my oshi a chance, and continue to support her even if she doesn't successfully self-motivate.
Hopefully when I get that pillow in 5 months I love her even more.
Anyway, I really should work on my life reps, if I want to expect her to.

Best part of the stream.

https://streamable.com/x6os8q

>>32100577
Wait a minute, are the AIO pipes resting on that GPU fan? Ame had better fix that.

>>32100566
Holy shit its real... teammates, dont look.

Holy shit I think I know the one she's on about
The one with 'We're following the leader' with kids in a park
Damn it Ame, I hate feeling nostalgic

>>32100566
I mean this post was coming but I just want you to stop obsessing over the guy, he lives with his parents, doesn't work and just plays FF IV 10 hours a day

>>32100616
you should read my post again. i designed it for you to read literally.

>>32100577
I'm pretty sure that anon is talking about Gura

>>32100556
t. didn't watch the whole streams and is just watching clips

My god ame. Why did you post so much in the community post? You already know just 1 post already sends this place into a frenzy. But to make 7 posts? Jesus we wont survive.

Rikka karaoke with a Guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOUujysym6Q&ab_channel=Rikkach.%E5%BE%8B%E5%8F%AF

Pochi mama doing her English reps ruskies in chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HA-fO_2608&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=%E3%81%BD%E3%81%A1%E3%81%BE%E3%82%8B%3APOCHI-GOYAchannel

>>32100594
how new?

>>32100566
What are the chances it's the other guy?
We know she has a bodycount of 2, but the other guy has remained a mystery all this time.

How does "I'm going to stream somewhat less to work on ideas for higher quality streams" translate to being a lazy bitch in your brain?

I love ina!

>>32100577
He's talking about Gura, you retard.
Would be hilarious if Gura builds her PC faster than lazy ass detective sets up her prebuilt.
2 WEEKS, LET THAT SINK IN.

>>32100546
Why imply it's a good thing? Before EN existed I watched whatever I found but having schedules makes things a mile better.

>>32100590
I see Risu is finally gonna cash in on those coomers who subbed for NNN and DDD vids

>Merch is released
>Immediately pulls back streaming
So that's how it is...

>>32100540
If she wears an apron and ONLY an apron.

>>32100608
I'm proud to be a part of the worst series of threads since Oct. 1st.

>>32100577
Wrong girl, see >>32100564

>>32100566
>>32100594
>>32100637
>1 minute apart

So if Ame is lazy, what the fuck does that make Mori, Gura, Kiara, and Ina?

Rate Pochi mama's stream and 3d model holy fuck I want to fuck her

>>32100617
Ame's biggest anti group are from SEA, and it's that time.

>>32100588
Why does Ame have a dick?

>>32100605
Fuck off

>>32100638
wait he's an actual NEET

>>32100617
What do you expect from seaniggers?

I guess it's dead hours. Give me a VOD to watch. Any girl except Kiara. I'm already caught up on hers.

I genuinely want to see how teamates would act if Amelia took a week off like Mori did, only doing three member streams and that's it.

teacucks got too cocky now they reap what they sow HAHAHAHA

>>32100612
That's not even singing reps. She can afford a vocal coach, and they would be good for getting her to stop pussying out half way through every fucking song.

>>32100617
3/4 of those posts are schizos like you complaining about people calling her lazy rather than people actually calling her lazy.
But here you go: lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy

OH NO RRATPOSTERS

>>32100540
>Topped with takoyaki
It's not good to like little tako

>>32100566
Neet is a ugly bastard. You see anons it doesn't matter how you look you can still find someone who will love you.

>>32100577
Jesus tap dancing Christ you literal retard...

>>32100584
Yeah, exactly. We don't know. Just sit around like the obedient dog you are and wait for your master.

>>32100606
>>32100642
are you fucking dumb? ame was clearly roleplaying, for gura to not play along and to break the roleplay like that was extremely weird.

>>32100513
Why would I? It's gonna be the same as usual, but it's more "???" instead of something like mincraft or LA Noire

>>32100664
They're literally Ayame tier... I can't believe how much EN hates streaming...

>>32100617
lole keep coping that your whore abandoned you teacuck

>>32100590
Ayunda stream onegai...

>>32100546
The JP girls are learning though

Pochi no, come back, I can't handle the dead hours...

Can you guys shut the fuck up I'm trying to listen to Rikka, FUCK

>>32100634
pain

>>32100571
Anon... She doesn't live with her mom
>>32100624
They're still together, but Risu is about to move back in with her Onee-chan or something... not sure if permanent or not.

>>32100666
Anonchama... it's burger hours. Your SEAnigger cope won't work here.

>>32100497
Where can I ask ame questions?

What is Mori's thoughts on 5' 9"?

>>32100609
>bitch
Ika falseflagger alert.
Kill the ika.

>>32100648
I bet you also believe Aloe's larp

Alright /hlgg/, Marine's Scramble cover (aka the eggspin song) and the properly categorized reupload of Red Heart still don't have 5k views, as well as some other Holo related songs. Lets fix that so we can send them to bubbabot
Scramble - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD1VMfjVcgA
Red Heart - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkOB20U93zM
Mikoboat trap remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1Z3rr483k
Obligatory reminder that Noel's King cover is eligible for bubbabot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7Ql4D1UnQ

>>32100577
i have the same setup as ame

>>32099630
SCP-2020: Hololive
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Access to internet streaming technology; sufficient loyalty from viewers
Description: Discovered in 2017, SCP-2020 is an organization that seeks to contain anomalous instances of creatures that stem from the World Wide Web. Although the founding member, SCP-2020-A does not appear to contain anomalous properties, her anomaly became clear after the containment of SCP-2020-B, a robot from a theoretical timeline made manifest. By giving it access to SCP-2020's network, however, SCP-2020-B was effectively put into containment.
Following this initial contact, the Foundation has taken a "live and let lie" approach to containing SCP-2020, as it's continued interceptions of virtual anomalies serves to the benefit of the Foundation's mission. So long as SCP-2020 can contain an internet anomaly, that anomaly is designated as a subtype of SCP-2020, as it is no longer able to sustain itself without feeding into the SCP. For SCP-2020 to continue containing anomalies, it uses it's captured anomalies as internet livestreamers, both taming the anomaly, and drawing resources to sustain itself from their viewerbase.
It should be noted that, following an containment breach of a mutant, lesser form of SCP-610, SCP-2020 experienced a massive surge in power, as the audience needed to sustain containment flooded into their livestream activities. From that surge, it's containment abilities were considerably enhanced, and what was once an SCP that only operated in the Asiatic sector of the world opened it's containment policies to the greater English speaking world. This would appear to have come at cost, however; approximately at the same time as it's expansion, a number of contained anomalies within SCP-2020 changed to Neutralized.
Anomalies of note that SCP-2020 has contained:
>SCP-2020-K: An anomaly that seems to draw more power the longer it remains active in burst sessions. This anomaly continues to show greater and greater Keter Class traits, demanding sacrifices from her supporters, but so far SCP-2020 has kept it in check.
>SCP-2020-R: This anomaly seems to thrive within the framework of SCP-2020, but in return, the resources needed to contain it are sharply higher than the norm. When they are active, Japanese Foundation agents have reported feeling a haze fall over them; further investigation shows the times reported correlate to a massive financial loss, funneled directly to SCP-2020-R.
>SCP-2020-I: This anomaly would appear to be capable of mass hypnotic influence; supporters of SCP-2020-I have reported being unable to leave their room until their livestream has finished. When reviewing their reports, SCP-2020-I has a bizarrely flat viewer retention rate, further proving this to be true.
>SCP-2020-N: This anomaly would appear to be a tough challenge for SCP-2020 to contain, as it unintentionally disrupts the host SCP itself. Field Agents believe SCP-2020-N to be a possible cause for the Neutralized status of SCP-2020-Δ, as well as an entire sub-branch in the Chinese region.

>>32100650
Me too!
Soon.

>>32100548
She said she was going to upgrade it, as in buy one. She didn't say she'd have it today or tomorrow.

>>32100674
Last hour of Mori's final Crash stream

>>32100638
And yet he still managed to make someone like ame his gf.

>>32100617
Heh first time teamates?

>>32100701
Hey we heard you last thread, no one replied to you so I'll do it this time, go away

>>32100686
are you retarded? he's good looking and is charismatic. something you don't have either of.

>>32100628
Dude, every time I check Ame's comment, it's just a fucking shitpost. This bitch needs to stop doing that.

>>32100674
Watch Comet clutch out a victory against Aqua in the holocup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7k0vVogPbE

>>32100701
Based Topega

>>32100650
I love Ina too!

>>32100564
I just want her to have a new PC. Please Gura, it's time to enjoy the finer things in life. It's why we donate.

Schizos that don't watch streams freaks out about over an experimental schedule while /u/schizos that actually watches the stream doesn't really seem to mind and just continue to gush over their ship like usual.
Kinda puts in a perspective on who's actually worse.

YOU WILL WATCH AM FROG
YOU WILL WATCH AM FROG

>>32100723
No

>>32100513
Yeah I'm gonna back off and watch. If all it turns out to be is Ame procrastinating away instead of actually improving then I don't know how the fuck 2020 ended so well and 2021 became so shit.

>>32100661
fuck off teacuck. mald harder over the fact that this thread isn't your personal hugbox

>>32100638
>FFIV 10 hours a day
Damn I like that game too but you can only replay it so many times before it starts to get old, no?

>>32100667
why wouldn't she?

>>32100650

>>32100634
What the fuck is she doing? Is it ero?

>>32100737
I do not care what happens. For they are lovers.

>>32100584
will schedule some days set on stone and other might be guerrilla.

However i feel people are focsuing too much on that aprt rather than the first paragraphs.
>I was thinking about all the things we've done since debut, which are things I mostly had roughly planned out ahead in advance.
i think ame wants to do new things that were not initially planned out. And needs some time to figure what they will be or how to plan them.

it will be a wait and see at the end, if it doesnt work she will be back to schdule.

>>32100734
anon, it's not buying something nice, it's extra work. you are thinking of it as a fun toy when it's a tool for her job.

>>32100680
>singing coach
>during the rona'
she addressed this already and said it's hard to get a coach now

>>32100690
t. autist

>>32100710
Better yet, 5’7”?

>>32100674
Did you watch Gura's Red Dead 2 stream? I loved it very much. Was fun to watch with the chumbuds in the thread too.

This guy makes every other Hololive utawaku look amateur. I mean, it's not fair to compare a boomer with probably decades of performance experience to girls with no training, but you think that an idol company would have at least a few singers on his level (technically)

>>32100635
People were telling her to flip her AIO due to air bubble concerns, so it may not be like that anymore anyways.

>>32100748
you will never be unbanned from chat

>>32100680
>getting her to stop pussying out half way through every fucking song
She should force her way through if it's a performance, but it's also okay for her to practice on stream. The surprise birthday SSS was just a little too ambitious, if she had just sang Pururin instead everyone would have been raving about her progress.

>>32100617
I wrote out some of the longer rants and I don't think I used the word lazy. She's not lazy, she's just too immature to understand how necessary a schedule and routine are to a successful entertainer/creator.
I bet Mori has a fucking dayplanner full of everything she needs to do.

>>32100724
Cucksan

>>32100638
Living the dream

>>32100546
Imagine living on a small island nation with only 1 timezone.

>>32100617
I can't tell who's falseflagging who anymore.

fat cat posted

>>32100617
You don't know what lazy means. Just because you do a lot of something doesn't mean you arent lazy. I'm actually worried about her discipline reps, because I was like that once. But yeah, I'll wait some weeks and hope that I'm wrong.

>>32100617
i would bet an aka that the lazy posters are teamates

>>32100754
She peed herself

>>32100701
Kenzoku were always the worst fanbase

>the doxxnigger in the MK member stream
>the rampant doxxnigger shitposting now
why are they so obsessed

>>32100724
What is the phenomenon where /r9k/ denizens cope by claiming ugly fucks that're getting laid are all more attractive than them called? It's absolutely bizarre, you should take it as hope if anything.

>>32100754
Real answer? Coming down from adrenalin spike after a jumpscare. Meme answer? SHE TOTALLY PISSED/CUMMED HERSELF UOOOOOOH

>>32100638
So you're saying he's quite a NEET?

>>32100754
She's letting it all out

>>32100717
I agree with you, I was disagreeing with the other guy.
>>32100760
It can be both.

>>32100750
Fuck off, he likes my boy Cecil

>>32100706
Sauce?

>>32100686
He's below average but he's nowhere near an ugly bastard. And he has a great voice.
We never stood a chance.

>>32100650
At least there's 1 EN member who has her shit together.

>>32100648
It was the nigger she met at the con

>>32100760
>you are thinking of it as a fun toy
I only do that with Gura

>>32100634
GURA PEED ON STREAM!

I think I just need to check back tomorrow, dead hours on /hlgg/ has been fun with the holoJP posters but this is some of the worst shit I've seen in a bit, Abayo

>>32100577
How the actual fuck do you buy a new super computer and then spend weeks masturbating to BL instead of setting it up. What the fuck Ame.

JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TEAMATES NOT TEAMMATES

>>32100786
Based

>>32100737
i dont care if gura and ame have 1 stream per week. as long as it's with one another or gives me gurame moments i will be content.

>>32100680
>she gets a singing coach
>stream time drops stupendously
>everyone cries
Bad idea

>>32100754
Waterworks

Schizos...

Too bad JOPbro, Ame hasn't done her reps...

>>32100232
I open the stream on mobile to led the ad roll in at the start and like the video and then go watch normally
If I need to open chat I do it on mobile too, the CPU usage gets over 70% if I leave it open for some reason and dont you dare to open the "emote selector" cause it literally hangs every JS element on the whole browser, including other non-YT tabs, fucking pajeet code

>>32100548
Would she be able to physically arrive at a store and ask for parts? she's gonna get scammed unless she has some advice, also,

bets on the specs?
will it be a full rig or just GPU/CPU upgrades?

just putting it out there but the gura montage klaius is currently sketching looks like its going to be amazing.

>>32100710
>Mori actually has no preferences and she just grows to love every facet of the person she has a crush on
You have as much of a chance as anyone here anon.

>>32100590
>Ayunda RFA
Guess I'll stay up for a bit longer...

>aknowledged my existence on supa sunday
>got a song in on bubb4bot
>member post comment drowned out by one gorillion yes men
I might never peak like that again... It's like plugdj night all over again... and now she wants to try a more minimalist schedule... hold me bros...

>>32100710
She thinks you're a freakish giant.

>>32100824
based

>>32100770
Rikka is a good singer but a very weak entertainer. I enjoy his horror streams but he has the personality of cardboard so I think it kind of balances out.

>>32100683
everyone knows this

>>32100690
Man you really need to watch the whole streams to understand the reasoning behind it or do you want a /u/schizo reason?

>>32100762
>Google online singing coach
>Pages of people offering the service
>Wow, that's fucking hard

>>32100726
We're two different people, I wish she'd shitpost more. It's not enough.

>>32100821
>WAH WAH not everyone in the thread likes my twitch thot whore
don't come back teacuck

>>32100770
>Moona
>Risu
>Sora
But i agree... the HoloStars have members with a lot of good voices
Rikka voice is really fucking good still like Astel more

>>32100827
Based

I'm from the future, here is my status report.
>June 1st, 2021
>VSingers have debuted at this point, they're well received, EN Gen 2 applications are open
>Kiara is still doing 8 hour bullshit streams and her cult has actually materialized in real life
>Gura is streaming the same as she ever was, even if it is 50% Minecraft
>Mori is now the EN Korone, routinely spends 10 hours playing random games and has unlocked gamer autism
>Ina Ina Inaaaaa!
MEANWHILE
>Ame's streaming output is now completely up to her whims, she's the only person in Hololive to actually start losing subs
>Literally Ayame tier
>Sometimes, she only streams once or twice a week, has since regressed back under 1m subs after refusing to stream for two weeks straight.
>Gura actually had to tell her to stream and she just did a 2 hour Superchat Sunday before going back to her AI Dungeon roleplaying

>>32100832
Mehers sounds like they need to kill themselves.
fuck off with your fucking depression faggotry. amelia is not your fucking therapist nigga.

Thoughts?

>>32100734
>we

>>32100637
>teammates
Every fucking time, they can't even lurk for a fucking minute before posting these rrats.

>>32100566
CONDOMATES WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>32100832
based Ame

>>32100832
Ame is responding to this garbage instead of setting up her PC or making a schedule.

>>32100683
I guess her genmates mean nothing...

Stop overreacting to Ame's change of gameplan, I know a lot of you are stupid rrats, but there might be a couple of teamates getting worried over Ame's future streams, have some faith on Ame, she'll deliver on her promise and she'll keep having great streams. She's probably going to pay extra attention to her comments sections in the following weeks to keep track of her viewer's thoughts on the changes.

>>32100832
Kek

>>32100832
I'm going to stay sad...

>>32100634
Why does this stupid shark keep pissing!?

>>32100710
Why does Mori's default facial expression look so weird

Alright anons, you earned it. I'm gonna fuck your oshi RIGHT NOW ON AIDUNGEON

>>32100754
She even said it in the clip, are you deaf?

>>32100649
Because every time she's taken time off she's spent it watching kdramas and masturbating instead of setting her new pc up and doing reps?

>>32100870
uoooooooohhhhhhh

>>32100795
Just do your duty and hope the meido is feeling generous today.

>>32100833
Or his Ame reps, otherwise he'd know that she's free ballin 24/7

>>32100833
based

>>32100612
I really really hope she's doing actual singing warmups/exercises, but it sounds like she is not.

>>32100870
I'm thinking it's SFW board, pal.

>>32100710
>>32100765
Mori said she likes em a little smaller than herself and she's 5'6

>>32100832
>this is the average teacuck

>>32100862
Who is your favorite hololive girl sir?

>>32100748
>seething discord aussie

>>32100870
abayo?

>>32100869
shut up sheep, you cried because of mayro cart.

>>32100617
HEY FUCKER LOOK WHAT I FOUND. Nice false flag, faggot.

>>32100762
That's bullshit. She doesn't live in Commiefornia.

>>32100824
how slow

>>32100634
>running a joke into the ground with /hlgg/

>>32100650
Hey, me too!

Guys I just thought of something. If Gura bought Ame a physical birthday present, doesn't that mean she must know Ame's address in order to have it delivered? And by virtue of the All Things Are About Sex theorem, doesn't that mean that Gurame is CONFIRMED and they're literally having SEX?

>>32100870
ANON NO! THINK OF THE ADS NOOOO

>>32100870
Abayo

We should have bullied out the teamates when we had the chance.

>>32100705
It's lunchtime now.
SEA here

>>32100870
enjoy your vacation o7

>>32100881
Her comments section that say you're amazing Ame, do whatever you want?

fill me in on Ame, rrat posters accepted

>>32100898
I'm 5'5, i win the Moribowl

>>32100833
Fuck I could actually read that. The reps are paying off.

>>32100870
Obvious edit, cannot fap

>>32100869
kek

>>32100837
no matter what it is, you'll complain.

>>32100832
>ame replying to these retards instead of me

So why DO SEAposters hate Ame so much? Did I miss some lore?

>>32100837
I think she would want to upgrade her existing PC, but for her sake I really think she should just buy a top-end prebuilt. I have faith she COULD build it, but why bother?

>>32100859
Pretty fucking hard for a shut-in that has a hard time talking to her actual friends, letalone a stranger.

The worst part is the investigators being yesmen and supporting this shit.

>>32100832
>profesional help
i wont take them ame, you cant force me

>>32100870
Imagine she bites the dick out

>>32100918
Well the laws of /hlgg/ don't lie. They fucked bros...

>>32100932
You're gonna make it!

>>32100889
How do you make it work, I want to go on a date with my oshi but suddenly there's a terrorist attack or something

>>32100870
Cunny...

>>32100833
>gura/shion
based

>>32100858
>/u/schizo reason
gura obviously said it because ame is the first true friend she's had in a decade. and wants to fuck her. thats why she bought her a birthday gift IN PERSON, was extremely nervous if ame would like it, and LOVES AME SO MUCH SHE LITERALLY COMPARED AME TO HER FAMILY. AME IS LITERALLY EQUIVAELNT VALUE TO HER FAMILY.

>>32100918
Yes, you are correct.

>>32100870
ABAYO

>>32100748
all me

>>32100922
Sharkmeido should have rangebanned your country when he had the chance.

This thread would 10x better if we could post NSFW
agree, disagree?

>>32100824
It's actually Teacucks

>>32100870
See you in a few days, anon!

>>32100937

>>32100870
I think it's gay to a jerk off to a pic where you can see the guy's genitalia and not the girl's.

>>32100806
>I agree with you
Oh I actually meant to respond to that guy, whoops.

>>32100855
Yeah I agree

>>32100832
>literally telling him to take his meds
Based

>>32100762
I bet you anything you'd be able to find someone that would be willing to do something remotely. It wouldn't be perfect but it would be better than nothing.

>>32100648
The other guy is me, anon. It's fine.
>>32100869
This means I'm not supporting Gura well enough. Time to step it up.

>>32100908
h-hey man I do that sometimes too, it's hard to guess the right new thread...

>>32100870
o7

>>32100870
Saved.

>>32100943
Retard, nobody can say anything against this, so many people already told her they depend on her schedule
What do you want them to say? Give me a sentence and I'll post it.

>>32100866
Rikka mogs Astel in vocal technique, Astel's voice is very powerful but his pitch is all over the place sometimes, I don't know why...

>>32100869
>her cult has actually materialized in real life
already happening starting with me

>>32100833
So what's the answer?

>>32100932
Same. I actually even managed to recall 色 rather quickly despite seeing it only a few times. We're gonna make it anon.

hey deadbeats do we have any info about mori's song this month?

>>32100937
SEAfags hate everyone except Pekora

>>32100862
>don't come back to /ameg/
I think you're lost, the jp thread is over there >>32096742

>>32100963
You can post NSFW if you want, you just might not be able to post anymore for a while afterwards.

>>32100881
>Stop overreacting
Why do people say this. Anons are going to do it anyway let them have their fun for a couple of hours and it'll be over

>>32100963
No, but it'd be better if everybody but me stopped posting. The post quality would go through the roof.

Quick bros I'm going to falseflag as Ame anti, what should I write?

>>32100886

>>32100512
>Covid cases & death rates
>dumbass president
>riots for stupid causes
Nice country buddy. USA number 1 indeed

>>32100993
this >>32100894

>>32100937
SEAniggers just latch on to whatever is the easiest target for the day, it just happens to be Ame and schedules this time. They aren't smart enough to craft elaborate rrats.

Granite Gambler here, everyone put on your helmets to protect from the SEAnigs!

https://files.catbox.moe/0t0a8n.mp4

Reminder that Gura pissed herself on stream.

>>32100832
>Instead of giving specific advice she tells them to get help
At least she finally moved past that stage.

>>32100996
something something king something

>>32100839
Can't wait to see how full on psycho you get Klaius

>>32100963
>he doesn't know how to evade
ngmi

WRITE DOWN ALL PROGRAMS YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD. CLOUD SAVE ALL STEAM GAMES YOU WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING AND SET UP THE FUCKING COMPUTER WE PAID FOR!

>>32100918
No she shipped it to Cover who then shipped it to an FFL who then handed it to Ame.

>>32100937
I'm a proud burger, nigger. at least for the next 9 days.Cry harder that this thread isn't your personal hugbox

>>32100612
Yeah this is my main concern (no I'm not doomposting). Ame herself has said that a schedule helps to provide her a structure basically. She procrastinates a lot of things and has poor sleeping habits, she needs structure to help get over those things. That structure is helpful to both her AND her viewers (my other complaint is obviously that, as a viewer, I'm now inconvenienced for half the week).
>>32100617
Anon you should know by now that shitposters switch targets depending on what's easiest that week. When Gura missed a stream and failed to tweet for one fucking day it was her. It's happened to Ame before as well and it'll happen again in the future.
That being said, to imply that there is no reason to be apprehensive is disingenuous, the reasonable takes just happen to get drowned out in the shitposts. Ame does put in the effort and I have no reason to believe that she takes hololive for granted, but she has some bad habits. Teamates know this.

>>32100982
>Not being prepared to make the same post twice

>>32101013
Thanks gamegrumps

>>32100929
She's doing less streams to focus on branching out from doing nonstop gameplay.

>>32100891
She's obviously prepared a bunch of different stuff for streams off stream since debut if you just look at all the gags and stuff. Gura talks about working on stuff off stream more than Amelia does but Gura's work has yet to manifest.

>kiara thread
>nobody talking about kiara

Just talked to my boy neet and can confirm he's having sex with Ame as we speak

>>32100975
what are you talking about
her mouth is right there

>>32100710

>>32100833
>>32100932
Was just about to say the same thing. We're gonna make it, bro!

>>32100941
Talking to someone who you're paying for a service is much easier then someone who's just a stranger, since you know what the conversation is going to be about and they're obligated to deal with you. She's also not a fucking rabid autist who can't deal with people at all. If she doesn't want to do it, that's one thing, but don't defend the decision with bullshit like that.

>>32100638
so in other words they have even more reason to be upset

>>32101019

>>32100870
Is it weird to want to kiss her?

>>32101014
yes fine it's true i peed stop making fun of meee

>>32100870
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85397385

show me where the SEAniggers are.
i'll handle them, one at a time.

>>32100918
Yes, she mailed her the sex.

>>32100770
>>32100855
yeah, he's definitively not an entertainer but he is without a doubt the best singer of whole hololive. sad hologirls rarely collab with him (fearing of being overshadowed? lel), he could carry these karaoke streams.

To any non-anti Teamates feeling odd about this (if there are even any of them that aren't retarded rrats):

I love numbers.

>>32100918
Pretty sure Ame would call Gura a sicko out of reflex if she even dared mention herself in the same context as Ame.

Here's a fresh rrat for (You) hlgg

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

>>32100720
She's a twitch streamer. You can have one too. Just pick one with low self esteem/viewership. It's not hard.

>>32100918
ame confirmed off-collab is happening this year multiple times already
so i'm guessing they've shared personal addresses to prepare.
FOR THEIR EVENTUAL MOVE IN WITH ONE ANOTHER. I MEAN, IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE, THINK ABOUT IT.
>BOTH COMPLAIN ABOUT LONELINESS
>BOTH LOVE ANIMALS, GURA WOULD LOVE TO TAKE CARE OF AME'S PETS AND HELP HER
>GURA WANTS TO COOK FOR AME - AME EWANTS TO TRY GURA'S COOKING. GURA WOULD BE THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE
>AME HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT NOT HAVING ANYONE TO DO THINGS WITH - SUCH AS GETTING A POOL TABLE IN HER BASEMENT
>AME AND GURA HAVE BOTH VOICED THEIR WANT FOR OFF-COLLABS AND "COUCH CO-OP" FOR GAMES LIKE MARIO PARTY, CUPHEAD, KARAOKE DUET
and most importantly..
>they get to sleep together in the same bed, surrounded by their pets. and when they want their alone time, they'll have hot steamy sex together.. because they're in love.
>GURA'S BIRTHDAY -PRESENT WAS A NEXT-GEN STRAP ON DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WITH BUILT IN SECRETION COMPARTMENTS, HEAT WARMING, VIBRATION, CLITORAL STIMULATION, FOR THEIR OFF-COLLAB THIS YEAR

you can refute facts all you want.

what does normal streamers even do in regards of scheduling? i don't really watch any western streamers so i don't know, they also got viewers from around the world right?

>>32100703
Wait, then is HolohouseID now Iofi only? Or are some of the ID2 girls there now?

>>32100821
Yea I'm out too, nothing interesting ever happens when its like this anyways.

Would you be angry if Gura hypes up her big 2 million celebration and it turns out it's a KING cover?

>>32101043
I have stockholm syndome to that damn emote now

>Rikka stream done
So now it's really dead hours, SEAniggers are uppity right now so I'll just go do some reps...

>>32101054
Check a mirror.

First time, teamates?

>>32101049

>>32101049
kek

>>32101013
thanks general girros

>>32100770
Reminder that Mori also superchatted him during his costume reveal stream but everyone only noticed her superchatting Roberu.

>>32100926
she's intelligent enough to know how to properly look for and recognize useful feedback

>>32100929
Ame can't do her life reps if she's streaming all the time. Ergo, she's streaming less so she can do that.

>>32100955
I use /story to write exactly what I'm about to say or do, write a good starting point to make the AI deviate less and reroll if things get out of hand also Dragon but I just started using it yesterday and it may not be necessary.

>>32101014
Forced

>>32101007
Holomito, protagonizado por Amelia Juárez.

>>32100837
This, it's getting worse that you couldn't type manually now. For fuck sake Susan fix your god damn site

>>32100710
Your chances are not really increased or decreased because of height. She used to be into tall guys with glasses because of the hacker guy from kill la kill, and likes short people because of ayameposter (plus maybe a platonic admiration for dildoman). She would probably like "sadboys" if she watched Oregairu and really liked Hachiman.

>>32101049
Based

>I wonder who won the MK tournament
>get on youtube to check
>Suisei literally with a video called We Are the Champions
Youtube-kun why

>>32101014
Ok the joke stopped being funny after spamming it for the 500th time

>>32101068
As far as I'm aware normal streamers consistently stream during one time slot and they stick to it

>>32100963
>>32101001
the 3 day cooldown complicates things. although i reckon if the 121 posters on this thread posts one each we'll have material for three days

>>32100754
>frightening her causes her to lock up
cute

>>32101058
THE NUMBERS PEKO

>>32101066
/u/schizos are the most powerful race

>>32101068
They stream for like 6~12 hours on a regular day instead of 1-4~ average like most of the girls do so it really doesn't matter to them.

BUT they usually start at the same time every day and usually take the same days off and if they have to take an extra day they generally tell people.

>>32100958
BASED.

I love Klaius so much

>>32101078
>Rikka and Pochi streams ends
Well time to go back and hear NotAloe Karaoke while playing games

>>32101073
no. if it's what she wants to sing and she's happy singing it then i'll be happy. i honestly don't think there's anything special about her doing an original unless she wrote it herself.

reminder not to engage with schizos, semen dogs and/or SEAniggers

>>32101081
kek
no WE had worse shit than this. It's just a giant timeloop aimed for newfags all over again

>>32101062
>it's real
HORREE SHIT (You) [/spoiler/

>>32101092
She can't do her life reps either way because she has zero self-discipline and streaming less won't change that.

>>32101066
I'll refute it by simply saying that Ame's actual feelings on it is an enigma and she can barely even ask genmates for collabs, not even Gura who she has a great relationship and Gura is the same.

>>32101073
I would actually love a KING cover just to see Gura's version of the throne

Wasted a god-tier design on a cringe EN whitoid member

https://youtu.be/YgJi6Up85xo
Why are these grown women so emotional over a tournament for fun with their coworkers?

>>32101078
Watch rrat shit on root beer and praise mtn dew

>>32101056
I would like to see a stream of him singing duets with any of the better holo singers, but sadly it's just the reality of this company that the vast majority of fans don't want to see the stars mix with the girls.

>>32101090
Is she a fujo?

>>32100999
>/ameg/
only when you get your discordnigger friends to spam the same 6 gosling images over and over again, or when you proxy the poals so you can feel better about having a whore as your oshi. Not that they're better by a lot, but cuckbuds are the biggest population of this thread

>>32101101
>MK tournament
>Thought you meant Mortal Kombat

>Hololive
>No one is live

>>32101068
I only watch like two streamers outside of Hololive. They just stream when they feel like it, usually around the same time of day. Yeah they have viewers from other countries, people just show up if they can pretty much. One guy I watch streams late as fuck but not because of foreigners, he just lives in PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow8IsNE5HCg

Did you clap or are you too cynical?

>>32101080
H-how'd you get behind me seanigchama!?

>>32101062
https://streamable.com/3kb1ow

>>32101148
MARIO KART IS FUCKING DEAD

>>32101092
She has demonstrated the lack of capabilities of doing her reps when she takes time off as well.

Might fuck around and post some chimkin before going to bed idk.

>Ame has a sudden thought about schedules
>shares it with her members
>they strongly say they like schedules
>she says "Okay!" and moves on confirming she will keep schedules

>/hlgg/ doomposts for two threads straight that laziness has consumed her despite streaming a billion hours

Someone wanna explain to me the part of the flowchart I'm missing or something?

>>32101042
A-chan sama

>>32101148
GWENTBROS WE HAVE A CHANCE

>>32101092
How can she do her life reps if she never wakes up until half the day has gone by in the first place?

>>32101145
>Grown
>Women
>Vtubers
Pick 2

>>32101013
Thanks, Guerilla Gunner.

>>32101148
She didn't even attempt to learn it

So is the only good EN now Ina?

>>32101122
t. not Gura

>>32101066
>gura regularly cleans her house
>ame can't be bothered to wash her two plates
They'd drive each other up the wall.

>>32100617
There is always the Amelia Watson thread you know? untill this whole shitsow is over at least

>>32101145
Aqua is a legit autist tho

>>32101068
western streamers are on privilege place because they don't give a fuck about permission.
Most of the time they stream one hour then go on break and start watching free content on youtube with the chat then go back to the game and repeat for hours. Or at least the high ones do.
Holos cant give themselves that chance.

kill SEAniggers
kill /cgl/
kill doxfags
kill tribalists
kill indogs
kill antis
kill schizos
kill rrats
kill regular niggers
kill trannies again
kill doomposters

>>32101068
They don't have a schedule but they're consistent when it comes to when they're streaming and days off.

>>32100720
That means you can do so too, anon

>>32100999
>/ameg/
kek
KEK
K E K

>>32101145
Anon, the winner gets to have their way with Towa's body. Anybody would get emotional over losing their chance at that.

>>32101169
The part where /hlgg/ didn't take their meds and want to shitpost.

>>32101148
but how will she prepare for the next tournament...

>>32101099
It's impressive how much you can string together a narrative from an incomplete picture of her past life. These threads really are something else.

>>32101163
sorry but unless you circle things and explain what I'm looking for, I have no idea

>>32101169
nah just same old SEAniggers and discordniggers

>>32101066
I love how the post starts off perfectly sane-sounding and then abraptly erupts into full-blown /u/schizo
Never change boys

>>32101153
She's clapping her ass cheeks

>>32101093
Also, to make characters act more consistently it's good to learn how to use /remember. Or check the /aidg/ threads because those people really know how to use this, I just learned by myself.

>>32101151
Reason we need EN2. Gura's cousin is streaming tho

>>32101137
ame's reluctance to ask gura for a collab is even more evidence that she's in love with her.
also they could not have a collab for 4 months as long as they do that off-collab which'll have the karaoke duet and the amesame ukulele duet. of course, this is predicated upon coof ending. coof will end in a month or two, right?

>>32101147
he did a 3d collab with matsuri and it did make her look weak so i understand they avoid him now.

>>32101169

>>32101184
>kill regular niggers
?

>>32101163
>can't even get 45k to show up to her fucking birthday
pecor...

>>32101073
A good cover from a niji ruined the listening experience for me, to be honest. The other King covers just don't sound that good anymore...
Same thing with -ERROR/Towa and Autophagy/Polkahime

>>32101101
Sui has zero fucking chill, especially considering that her winning got Baqua to break down for a while.