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pekoーら大好きbirthday 3D in 12h
はあちゃま好き好き
I love Lamy and hope she feels better soon!
A grim reminder.
lamey...
Submit to Mel !
This is Aqua after Mario Kart tournament.https://streamable.com/82qf4c
I hope that anon posts the Shion picture he wanted to post.
All this quiet ashamed sobbing isn't good enough. When are we getting some hololive full on all out bawling her eyes out on stream?
>>32090201>These people are mentally ill nigga. They get assblasted for months over one word. They are in the same nutcase category as the fat faggot that burned down Kyoto ani.He was based though, fuck moeshit and fuck those hacks for stealing what was rightfully his
You will become Lamy?
>>32090203Isn't that La Lion.
Ok thread, let's see the infection rate. Who is depicted on the OP pic?
>>32090252I can't believe Shion looks like this
Become Yukihana Lamy
>>32090249I already membered her and I still can't stop myself jerking off to her, especially imagining her humiliating me like a psychopath
>>32090201They're autists on the internet but they're cowards in real life, at least the ones living in japan are. When natives hate you there are losers with nothing to lose that can actually go hurt you.
>>32090280Holy shit!
Feels good that our girl hosimati triggers so many people
pogu pogu
https://youtu.be/Vbv1c5CQGU4Champion celebration stream in 12 hours
I NEED more Shion rap in my life
>>32090291Lamy booba...
Fuu-tan...https://youtu.be/YRFDV2lDVaE?t=2944
>>32090270Why didn’t you burned down the Chinese parliament then? Didn’t they steal your dick and balls?
I decided to become a Aqua anti. Fuck that bitch for crying over a kids game.
>>32090270>dragon ballsheepfags sink to new lows
I won't be here while botan's 3d is announced, neither will I be here while it's ongoing, since there's just a bunch of shitposting fags who can't enjoy stuff without shitting on everything aroundand also because I legitimately enjoy watching holo livestreams the most when I don't see any of the shit that's spewed here throwing shade on the people working in the companythat is all
>>32090249
AQUA LOVE
https://files.catbox.moe/ed1npl.webm>ywn be Nishiki to watch cat fights with Miko
>>32090279Shishiron~
>>32090267https://youtu.be/Gku6uVW6y74like this?
>>32090332>Fuck that bitch for crying over a kids game.You're gonna have to anti half the holo roster my friend
Please post cute images of Aqua!
I love my oshi very much!! She loves /hlg/ too!!
>>32090341We could try to make a comfy 3D stream thread
I swear at this point you faggots have generated more salt and tears over aqua losing than the entirety of hololive over the course of the tournament
>>32090307from the pride of the CCP to the public enemy, respect
>>32090291Become Salami
*grabs Polka*
>>32090317ICHI FUJI
>>32090341>tfw gonna have watching lamy 3D and joining in on the shitposting for it too
>>32090249no empathy bitch who only thinks about herself
Reminder that Aqua>Studied world record TA>Grinded courses and shortcuts against her own and other ghosts>Has learned item spawnrates for different placements>Has learned how to evade blue shells
I love Towa!
>>32090341Botan a cute
Rushia!
>>32090279Russian Empress
Reminder that this CHAD trained for like a day and came in third in a company tourney full of turboautists.
>>32090341HAG LOVE
>>32090345
>>32090393That's how you survive in competition bro
I'm not lion when I say Botan is pawsitively purrfect and is the mane attraction of Gen 5!
Kanatan is awake early!
you really gotta wonder, why do aqua fags always post with broken English?It's really hard to believe she has non-chink fans at this point
>>32090404cute pussy
>>32090270hang yourself
Suitiyan is the best
>>32090353No, it needs to be crying from negative emotions, not happy ones. Also needs more wailing.
>>32090297>They're autists on the internet but they're cowards in real life, at least the ones living in japan are. Is this speaking from experience of being in that community? How the fuck do you know what they will do? All we know from them right now is that they are retarded nutcase and that is never a good sign.
>>32090332To be honest, it's probably for the best she got taken down a peg
>>32090385*fugs Polka*
>>32090279львица
>>32090279Tsarina
>>32090395Reminder that Aqua>lost
>>32090341It's going to be pretty tame compared to polmao's, unless someone doomposts a lot before it, just like you do right now, in that case someone might actually get to deliberately shitting it up.All in all, lion doesn't give a fuck and neither should anyone really.
>>32090459they're chinks in japan, japan doesn't give the same retarded leeway to foreigners in their country, if he tried anything he'd be in jail and deported by evening
>>32090395Reminder that Watame is a single woman in her thirties.
>>32090445
Does someone have a holoimouto collection online here?if so please spoonfeed me the link You will be rewarded.
>>32090424>insectNo need to be a racist incel anon
>>32090485Heh.
>>32090471it was supposed to be akutan's...
>>32090393>implying this would make us hate herShe is prideful and a tryhard, try something new anon
>>32090279adidas
>>32090332did you never watched aqua? that is her personality, she was always like that
Hi! How are you? Are you calling up my phone?
>>32090423She's just happy to be up there on the podium, like every bronze medalisthttps://files.catbox.moe/2wfl9w.mp4
>Aquafags complaining about Suisei's video and thumbnail>When last year Aqua built a fucking trophy for herself in the minecraft server
>>32090495
>>32090471Is it bad I want suisei to dominate and humiliate me and then make me her property?
>Even when it comes to hlg popularity Aqua just loses by 1 point/member to Suisei It has been foretold
Hi, how are you?Are you calling up my phone?Baby tell me what is wrongDon’t you ever let me goHi I am good.I am still looking for proofAm I good enough for you?Don’t you tell me what’s my ruleThis is me are you coming on the ridewe’re going super highGot to be who what I likeYou & me, Are you ready for the fightalrightalrightalrightLet’s go!Stronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTHi over thereThank you for coming alongOn this journey of my ownPromise me you’ll won’t let goYes, this is meI am falling but I’m strongCause you got me in your armsDon’t you ever let me goI want you to come with me on the rideThis is going super highI am falling from the skyGot to be who you wanna be that’s rightalrightalrightalrightI am still a girlFiguring out what’s true or falsein this whole wide worldI’m your only girlTell me once more what’s really going on with youI’m looking for the right one on the roadThe one that’ll always take me back to youThis can be my home, will you be my homeStronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEART
>>32090249How is a grim reminder this cute today too?
>>32090485
>>32090343Does Comet like to drink cum?
>>32090509>did you never watched aqua?I'm not a chink so no
>>32090345LMAO they should have given her that pacifier when she started crying
>>32090535only children's cum
>>32090393victorious bitch who only defeats aqua
>>320905163rd place is comfy as fuck in an RNG fuckfest like this. 1st place is tryhard nerd territory, 2nd place is first loser and eternally buttblasted, 3rd place had fun and still dabbed on most of the competition while giving no fucks.
>>32090436to bad she is closer to an ogre than a lion....
https://youtu.be/Vbv1c5CQGU4Suisei stream!
>>32090492You make it sound like they kept every chinks in japan under 24/7 surveillance.
So the Russian's have invaded Polka's chat too. I know that Lamy is safe for the time being but what's the status for Nene?
>>32090341/hlg/ discord
>>32090530>there are more actual yukimin than fandead
>>32090569I KNEEL CHAMPION
>>32090577Nene has been conquered by pablo
>>32090393https://files.catbox.moe/t2yzss.webm
>>32090577I heard there are sightings there too.
>>32090459If they had the balls to do anything irl they'd have done it months ago.
>>32090571Japan actually kept their mudslimes under 24/7 surveillance anon, it might be possible.
>>32090532>I am still a girlFor her next HAACHAMA, Haachama will become a holostar for a few weeks
>>32090571I mean basically everyone around them will phone in what their doing to the cops just because they're chinamen
>>32090437Nice to see her wake up at a relatively normal time
>>32090532HAATO LOVE
>>32090586>>32090594>>32090569Please stop making me want to fap to this stuck up bitch
>>32090471Aqua still won in my mind
Imagine getting a call in the middle of the night and it's Aqua bawling her eyes out after losing the Mario Kart tournament.
>>32090577Me llamo Director ejecutivo
>>32090341aren't you just the botan pun poster. you have a discord to shitpost in anyway.
https://youtu.be/A7k0vVogPbE?t=782watch our hero Suisei defeat the chang menace
>>32090545How can Botan top this?
>>32090395Reminder that Watame>https://streamable.com/ffafw2
>>32090577Polka welcome the russian liveTL when she noticed it
>>32090530Shion yo...
>>32090605smart
>>32090417>>32090469>>32090480>>32090507Do your sleep reps ruskiebros, isn't it 3 AM+ already at your timezones?
I wonder if Aqua cried herself to sleep....
>>32090615Probably slept really well after her great performance.
Please listen to Haachama's original song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
>>32090341I will make sure I post HAG LOVE here when Botan's 3D is live though, since Botan is wonderful even if she isn't my oshi.I'm glad my oshi gets a lot of nice posts in the past few months though. Hopefully Botan's 3D is a nice HAG LOVE thread.
Eat the floor pizza
>>32090505imagine liking arrogant bitch lmao she will never be an idol
>>32090491nah, just seeing the number of shitposts throwing shit about her yesterday is enough proof to know that the thread's gonna be shit during the stream, and anyone who's dumb enough to think that there won't be any shitflinging autists around should know betterjust look at the number of shitposts going on right fucking now as an indicator>>32090569she really felt it when she won yesterday, anyone who didn't see how she reacted should totally see how it's affected her>>32090580I've been there, no thanks. Here we have retards who don't mind lying and throwing shit on others, and over there we have people who don't like people criticizing or pointing out anything negative at all. In both cases people don't want to improve, and just want others to shut up
>>32090625>"I can't hear you, seems like I'm passing under a tunnel. Talk to you later"
>>32090260How does a girl who can't talk to a waitress or a doctor on her own end up doing porn?
>>32090642by showing us her g-string
>>32090664Kanata should graduate
>>32090307sharkfagsaquafagsWho else?
>>32090671i will eat ass
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1348785109718028289?s=19Next target acquired
んなあああああ
>>32090518You are forgetting the part where she built said trophy to set it on fire and blow it up with TNT, schizo-kun.The whole thing was her autistically chuuni way of showing how little she cared about the prestige of winning and that she treasures the memories made with her friends much more than any trophy.So pretty much the exact opposite of Suzy who has been doing nothing but gloating about her own victory not even thanking or acknowledging anyone else in her victory speech.
>>32090594I actually want to see her do Apex reps with how much she improved from being memed double first to being a threat in the Mario Kart tourney.
>>32090659Sleep?
>>32090680She's a musician?
>>32090687This one might actually work out
>>32090588>>32090596>>32090627Mother of god
>>32090648
>>32090667BIG WET FART
>>32090291you will never become lamy
How good was Polka's viewership before hololive?
>>32090664I'm proud of her performance yesterday, she did great
>>32090530>Meru>10BullshitThere's only like 2-4 of us.
>>32090687They will start living together within a month
>>32090659I am in Siberia so it's ok
Wow..that kyubey voice from polka was almost spot on
>>32090674Maybe go to college and take a degree in vtuberology so you can discuss Hololive in class with enlightened intellectuals such as yourself.
>>32090689>ESL>aquafagis every single one of you a zhang?
>>32090622I will make you fap to her and change your oshii and nothing will stop me. You will member her and buy her merchs.https://streamable.com/sq0g0s
>>32090674>Are you talking about the that got made this past weekend? I was only in the for about 10 minutes the owner didnt really have any rules outside of roommate(?), no mods and the fact that damn near anything goes.
Is Haachama finally going to upgrade to 1080p?
>>32090731Why don't you check? Her channel is still there. But mostly clips.
SUBARU LOVE
How did the tournament go? How many of them cried because Mario Kart is fucking unfair?
>>32090731I think nobu was more of an Ai type of vtuber, i.e short videos instead of streams.
>>32090731Like a third of what she has right now
>>32090233So what will she and her wife do with OKFAMS? If it's God Field, I'm going to be very sad.
>>32090768did she mention that shes getting a new pc?
>>32090758If you're going to nitpick about grammar, how about you look at your own
>Polka gave Pekora a chest full of carrotscute clown
People are unironically happy to see holos cry
>>32090687There is hope for her?
>>32090393I agree, that fits Aqua perfectly.
>>32090687>Matsuri and Marine busy with each otherfinally Hololive will be at peace
Only zhangs get irrationally angry and upset over meaningless things. Aquafags are zhangs, so they're raging over a MK tournament. It's all coming together.
>>32090687>2ndWhy?
>>32090624no wonder Aquafags are so delusional, chink influence i suppose.
>>32090689good post
>>32090761I dont like how that made me hard and I feel even more ashamed for doing this earlier.
>>32090758Unlike your own the English in that post seems perfectly fine.
>>32090672 But anon, she IS an idol!
>>32090792the QUEEN OF THE BUGS will CRYTHE ONIONS ARE ROTTING
>>32090687Who will going to fuck up first?
>>32090788https://youtu.be/iKVkn2lNW4Y>実は新PC届いた~!これから設定していくYO!
>>32090807so she doesn't spam her main one that is used to announce streams>most holos only have onemost holos don't tweet nearly as much
>>32090799What are the chances they'll marry and graduate together?
>>32090777Suisei, Aqua and Watame cried because it is unfair.Flare cried because no fucking idea why several hours later. FBK didn't cry this time from what I heard.
>>32090792We are just happy that there is some drama and new posting material.Things started to get really stale.
>>32090423I don't know why everyone was surprised to see Marine in 3rd. I watched their practice streams and she looked about as good as Suisei. It was like Aqua >>> Okayu > Suisei => Marine => Towa > Luna => Matsuri something like that.
>>32090687Actually, i support this one you get the two most insufferable yuribaiters in one go
>>32090792Kids crying, learning experience. Grow a spine saviourfag!
>>32090761Everything she did and especially that laugh has no right to make this horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVk2KuXSfEY
Godfield vs. Momotetsu, which one would you want to see a hololive tournament of?
>>32090758Why hello fellow ESL aquacrew
Should just sell aqua to chinks for 20 million yuan
>>32090846In that i completely agree
>>32090844>Flare cried because no fucking idea why several hours laterShe was supposed to be the stable one in Gen 3...
Why do you guys let China live in your head rent free?
>>32090792It's generally pretty rare, except for a certain farm animal. Hololive doesn't have drama and whatnot so people are extra curious to see the girls show emotion like that.
>>32090869godfield and it isnt even close
>>32090792It is pretty hot
Hoping Sora streams today
>>32090495She chose us over her long term boyfriend. Aqua meanwhile>>32090260
>>32090792Sometimes crying is beautiful too.
>>32090792Aqua is a pathetic tryhard, so is Suisei but at least Suisei isn't autistic about it.
The Pride of Hololive! The Hero of Taiwan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyVtWnKaqA0
ホタテ !
>>32090622
>>32090869Momotetsu takes way too fucking long to be made into a tournament
>>32090909More like she was dumped lole
>>32090795You are delusional
>>32090423Did anyone even predict that marine would place in the tournament? There was alot of talk about aqua Suisei Okayu Fubuki but I don't think marine even got mentioned.
>>32090905With that sailor mouth of hers?
>>32090887because aqua lets them live rent free in her vagina
>>32090887Because they are intentionally bothering people. Also the virus that came from them
Nousagi are obviously falseflagging as hoshiyomis. Shameless fucks
>>32090925AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32090887Americans and SEAnigs hate China
>>32090869Neither, holo mahjong tournament pls
>>32090916the ass i want to pee inside!
>>32090689If I lose at something, I'd rather have the winner celebrates their victory rather than humblebragging while saying shits like "It doesn't matter bro, we all won in the end"
>>32090739>He does not know about YouTube glitch that does not show Mel's three billion subscribers
>>32090849Mostly because she didn't practice much and wasn't really well known for her skill at Mario kart.
>>32090874comrade onion
>>32090934Either way Coco owes Sora a karaoke after all the bad memes after that
>>32090954Sounds good to me.
>>32090869godfield is superior in every way
https://files.catbox.moe/7m2k83.webmaqua love...
>>32090940Shitposting changes because Watame and Pekora didn't do shit in the tournament.
>>32090973MeruNeruif you don't provide me with an image of Mel, I will make you my tulpa instead
>>32090792gives me a boner everytime
>>32090949The world hates China. Even China hates China.
>>32090931Says the Aquafag.
>>32090954Sound great
>>32090909You know that is fake right?
Hololive Chess tournament when
>>32090689I'd rather put with the winner gloating like no fucking tomorrow because at least it would give me even more of a motivator to curbstomp the shit out of them the next time
>>32090689That sounds hilariously cringy
>>32090999fucking chinese, they ruined china
>>32090986>Aqua got Arsenal FC'd
>>32090986Another clip I'm unable to watch...
>>32090954Every EOPhaggot in this thread is going to seethe and whine. Sounds good to me.
>>32090869100% Orange Juice
>>32091006I would rather shoot myself
>>32091006Chess is just easy mahjong
>>32090792nothing wrong with 2nd place!
>>32090887Nobody wants to hates China, is just that the chinese try so hard to make everyone hate them.
>>32090997This sheep image makes me feel like I'm pretty fucked up, what's wrong with her face?
>>32090887/pol/fags came back
i understand aqua but i'm surprised to hear about the middle to lower placing girls crying in frustration too. I wonder how many of the participants actually met or outperformed their own expectations? Right now it kinda sounds like just noel and kanata.
>>32091004>fakecope
>>32090792Happy not too much. Erect yes.
>>32091026Oh brilliant we have vyt schizos in this thread. No wonder it's so shit.
>>32090986Friend really minced the onion
>>32091051do your reps moron
>>32091050Marine
>>32090978Where is this outfit Yagoo? Fucking hack
>>32090999Can confirm, i'm chink descent and i fucking despise mainlander.
>>32091050I'd also say Marine
Okayu... Where is your girlfriend...
Meteor is bitch overlapping becola 3d birthday
>>32091075i'm too busy doing my reps inside aqua's experienced JAV pussy
>>32091050Marine. Also Kanata and Noel
I love them both and there's nothing you can do about it
>>32091014
>>32091050Only Marine
>>32091045nothing wrong
>>32091036Exactly. It also leads to more jokes about intelligence
Are Okayu and Korone really in love?
>>32091097Seeing Noel get 2nd twice was fun
Aquafags all you have to do is name the zhang and you'd be free of this but you wont because you are the zhangit was you the whole time
>>32091069>schizoYou keep using that word without even thinking about what it means.
>>32091010Nobody really thinks Suisei is actually better than Aqua at Marika, she just ended up with better luck.That's really the crux here, gloating too much when everyone, including herself deep down, knows she just got lucky comes across as very arrogant and self important.
>>32090887If Coco can live in their heads rent free, then zhang's can live in mine, also i won't forgive chinese for releasing chink flu, my grandpa died of it.
>>32090530>0 (ZERO) MembersR.I.P.
How wet were Peko's pantsu after watching this? https://streamable.com/qq7g0g
wtf is with sudden increase in Aqua antis?
>>32090786I heard someone say 4v4 L4D2 in another thread.
>>32091050Pekora seemed to place about where she expected
>>32091036>chess>mahjongyou mean go you fucking retard
>>32091138It's Suisei. Of course she was going to be like this.
>>32091050Mel. Went from not even knowing about brakes to almost securing top three not making it only because made bad throw on first race and did last race practically without items.
https://vocaroo.com/12O8he4T0nLD
>>32091144>sudden
>>32090986*ruins your tournament at the last second*
>>32090786It's 4v4 l4d2
>>32091144Is just the same "people" that shitpost about every single one of holos, they just switch targets accordingly
>>32091140Your grandpa was stupid idiot that didn't follow the guidelines
>>32091140Nice grammar chink
>>32091138suisei is 100% better at mario kart stop coping zhang
>>32091157She just expected Marine to place even lower.
>>32090772What's up with this knock-off Subaru?
>>32091144Seanigs waking up.
>>32090986I can't believe someone would get so distraught over a fucking bing bing wahoo game.
>>32091174MY BLAIN IS BLOKEN
>>32091144>antisLet me guess you're from global?
I'm slowly starting to be able to actually read Japanese, this is worrying. By the end of the year I might go from reading simple phrases to actually being able to parse Japanese text.
>>32091178to be honest, I know FBK is everyones friend,but she probably felt pretty good about taking away aquas win at the very last second.
>>32091144Nousagi
>>32091144The same reason why the number of "hoshiyomis" suddenly increase
Poor Watame, she practiced so hard.Baqua on the other hand should be happy with 2nd place in such a RNG heavy game.
>>32091174
>>32091178Friend is now... my enemy............
>>32090792I love when cute girls cry or are super sad
>>32091144Watamates
>>32091188you just proves his point
>>32091216Seems good,I should do my reps too, but I'm too lazy.
All of (You) are just me posting from my 107 smart fridges.
>>32091217No shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow8IsNE5HCg
Is there latency in polpol's brain?
>>32091144>Sudden.
>>32091198I am not sure why would they hate her. she was always crybaby
She just keeps making the mainlanders seethe, Suisei’s the best!
Turns out Kanata is a really good commentator. Guess it's not too surprising seeing how much of a motormouth she becomes when she's talking about something she loves
>>32091162
>>32090687If even this one fails, you'll know Matsuri's the problem. Is Marine okay with her partner flirting with other girls? And is she fine with Matsuri being very possessive?
Would you rather a normal Korone who only takes your fingers or a doberman Korone who beats you up and takes your wallet too?
>>32091125No doubt they love each other but nobody in hololive is gay for real.
>>32091144It's just shitposting
>>32091006That'd be great, but I think Suisei would just dumpster everyone
>>32090233>pekora got 44/100 on a testBAKA USAGI
>>32091144Aquafags have been asserting her inevitable victory for days, only to be completely prolapsed by Suisei's 15 incher, this is the fallout.
>>32091304Wait, has Suisei played chess before?
>>32091284
>>32091145Today, Gamers vs. Gokisei. Nene and Korone won't likely make it sadly, so there are replacements.
>>32091247That's the joke...
>>32091279Because she was trying hard and was hyped up as the most likely winner so now that she lost they want to kick her while she's down.
>>32091324
>>32091287Give me a pomeranian Korone
>>32091215You say this literally every time someone implies that a Holo has antis here, particularly Aqua. We get it, you're autistic and need to stick to an arbitrarily restrictive definition you invented in your head.
>>32091312It was a drivers license test.
>>32091336isn't that pretty cruel?
>>32091322She does have russian ancestry after all.
>>32091279If you really want us to like aqua, stop supporting her and making her the CCP's official vtuber
>>32091138https://youtu.be/A7k0vVogPbE?t=8842>comes across as very arrogant and self importantShe literally said she had no confidence in herself and got lucky.
>>32091312It was a pregnancy test
>>32091287Dachshund Korone who only eats my wiener
>>32091263Actually I'm posting from your 7th Juicero.
How the fuck do you sink a boat in minecraft?
>>32091348Look anon, he will say this poster to go back to global
>>32090925hory shitto
>>32091358you don't make any sense anon
I love my wife Polka, who is currently streaming.
>>32091038This but unironically.t. Hoshiyomi
>>32091397you (chinese) are the reason we (everyone else) doesn't like aqua
>>32091339
>>32091287Pitbull Korone that eats my babies
>>32091348If you used "hater" like a normal English speaker instead of using words your retarded EOP ass has no idea how to use you wouldn't be getting all this flak.
wasn't the Marika cup team based? why is Suisei the solo champion?
>>32091287pug korone that dies of respiratory issues
>>32091399forgot me linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
Lunas...
>>32091105I wanna say based, but you can only have one oshi!
>>32091401Aqua having variety of fans doesn't make her bad holo?
>>32090792I guess Suisei has been cutting onions
>>32091348It beats having the word lose all meaning like numberfagging and oshi.
>>32090345Noel should have breast fed poor Aqua to calm her down after the trauma of Towa and Suisei conspiring against her.
>>32091322I don't think so but she is the only one to autistically grind puzzles, tactics and learn the fundamentals. And Aqua is a brainlet.
>>32091402>IT"S
>>32091444doesn't even deny itWE WILL NEVER LIKE YOUANYTHING YOU TOUCH, BECOMES HATEDIF YOU LOVE AQUA, LEAVE HER AND FREE HER FROM YOUR TOXINS
>>32091144>antis
>>32091355It's /v/ culture, anon. They constantly have to shit on each other over factions regardless of what they are. That board did more harm to 4chan than /pol/.
>>32091287I want ANY Korone right now...
>>32091402Aki gives best blowies
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>polka eating rotten meat
Coco played mahjong for almost 6 hours. I never watched her roommate, where does she usually play mahjong? Tenhou?
>>32091125The love is real. They just aren't fucking. Probably.
>>32091425>>32091454Define anti.
>>32090353what was in the box?
>>32091425>haterno. fuck this, fuck you, and go back.
>>32091464This reads like a start of zhang manifesto.
>>32091453If Suisei is the one cutting onions, why is Aqua the one crying?
>suisei loses at tetris on TV to top 1 player>redemption arc in mariokart>beats everyone in a game she doesn't even play regularlytruly, the pride of hololive
>>32091464no. I am taiwanese moron
this thread isn't good
>>32091498I used to like suisei, now all i want to do is eat her flesh
I guess I have to unsub from Aqua and sub to Suisei. Those are the rules right?
>>32091483You should be aware that Polka eats everything and in large quantities
>>32091371Which holo would have been dumb enough to buy a Juicero ihad they ever been given the chance?
I just woke up from a dream where Aloe was still in Hololive and I watched one of her Minecraft streams (she was building a love hotel) while posting here.Jesus Christ these threads would be even worse than they already are. Just imagine how /hlg/ would be like if one of the girls would unironically just talk about sex and how much she wants to get fucked by her viewers. Imagine the memes, the shitposts, instead of people sheepposting you would unironically have people telling others to have sex with Aloe captionsWe should all be grateful to Nene for getting her removed early on and letting Hololive keep at least some of its dignity.This fucking dream was a complete eye opener to me.
>>32091512blame the suisei shitposters
>>32091514It's not that harsh. You just need to fap to Suisei and not Aqua from now on
>>32091476it is just sad honestly
>>32091476Go back to your hugbox
>>32091464Don't be a retard, Aqua doesn't control who likes her.
>>32091138>knows she just got lucky comes across as very arrogant and self important.it's like you don't even know Suisei
>>32091433What?
>>32091487>>32091502>beats everyone in a game she doesn't even play regularlyShe grinded like fuck off screen. You don't get to 7k rank without some serious grinding.
>>32091529Aloe was a head case and i'm glad she was excised before she made rumblings in Gen 5, now Gen 5 can remain comfy.
>>32091476I guess the avatarfagging porkafag would be the expert on low quality posting
>>32091484She doesn't.She barely even knows how the game works and was just following chats instructions for the entirety of that stream.
>>32091287>cropped earsSukeban doberman Korone who got her ears cut to look tough but now regrets it
>>32091487https://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/%E3%82%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%83%81If you can't read it, don't fucking use it. Stick with English you retarded EOP.
>>32091287>aggressive tsundere korone who frequently insults me and occasionally abuses me physically with her oppressive strengthI can only get so erect.
gen 6 when
>>32091514>unsubbing from a holoNo. What you should do is member Suisei immediately
>>32091529ALOE LOVENENE HATE
Please remember to take your medicine! I see multiple people here who are running their keyboards without their daily dosagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlmTNW_a8
>>32091561that sounds pretty painful to watch
>>32091464>>32091498>"No! I must kill the zhangs" he shouted>The radio said "No, Anon. You are the zhangs">And then Anon was an insect.
>>32091431kek
>>32091559Anyone having to see you post every day would be an expert in that.
>>32091568anti is an english word tho
>>32091589Hopefully never
>>32091529Aloe doesnt have a nice voice, I am glad she is gone. Hopefully Marine and Subaru will also leave, women with ugly voices shouldn't be vchuubas.
>>32091556a bunch of them did, not an excuse
>>32091399You have a very cute wife, Anon.Take good care of her.
>>32091499Suisei also cried.
>Aquafags go on and on about how it would be an instant wrap and how the fight would only be for 2nd place>Turns out that Aqua was the one who won the fight for 2nd place instead Just desserts. Don't count your onions before they sprout, kids!
>>32091543I wish I could but you infected it.
船長大好き
>>32091620It's used in English internet subcultures as well.
>>32091620No English speaker uses it like that. It's wasei-eigo.
>>32091444Tbf aside from the chink fiasco, she left gokisei in the fire when she was the one who started the janitor joke and didnt show support for Mea when they are friends irl. During the abadango arc, afaik, Cover made zero official statements about it, so its very likely that Aqua herself that went to apologize on her Twitter and made that 45 minutes of apology video. I understand that taking the neutral stance is the best and safest way possible logically, but I can't help but having a bitter taste in my mouth thinking she only thinks of herself, when FBK and Suisei who have more income in BLBL than YouTube both show support for locust king.
>>32091483How did you find out she sucked my unwashed dick?
>>32091624And keep allowing Niji to stream with no competition during dead hours? Thats a dumb idea.
>>32091575would her Okayu be rude and loud too?
POGU POGU DANCE!
reminder that Miko's shrine maiden powers are realWatame confronted her manager about the small break and Botan got her PS5, soon you'll see Lamy doing "drinking alcohol" ASMRhttps://youtu.be/kUHd_vvKRP4
>>32091650anti-fan is a term
>>32091639we know it was you sheep behind all the suiseposts
>>32091639doesn't matter, we know aqua is the best player.it's like when someone other than messi or ronaldo wins the ballon d'or.
>>32091433oops wrong link lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV6Lsvw4PvM
>>32091561>She doesn'tShe did eleven mahjong streams in her mildom account
>>32091673Anti is never used on its own.
>>32091672Gen 0 is too strong...
>>32091596ALOE ABANDONED HER GENMATES AND FANS WHO BEGGED HER TO COME BACKALOE HATE
>>32091144>Polka gets called fat>waaaaaaaa antis>Aqua gets laughed at for crying>waaaaaaaa antisA better question is where did you come from?
>>32091529Aloe was a blightGlad she never got to infect the other girls
>>32091659This is your brain on narratives
>>32091688Yeah, Aqua's still a loser who choked in the end
Aqua is a loveable retard and definitely has a good heart. The same cannot be said for Suisei.
>>32090933There were some posts yesterday about her being a dark horse during this tournament, so it wasn't totally unexpected.
>>32091667If anything her Okayu would be a meek and shy doormat girl who hides behind sukeban Korone
>>32091704Bunch of sissies, tbhdesu. He was hated because he spoke the truth.
>>32091641They always say go back to your hugbox discord, etc... but they treated this place like a hugbox where they can be edgy
>>32091628She's one of the few holos with ranks anywhere close to 8k, and unlike aqua she rarely ever plays that on stream.
Can we trade Matsuri for Inui Toko
>>32091659Aqua is unironically the most fragile holo, I thought this was obvious. She is scarycat crybaby, always was
>>32090732You and me both. In another timeline, Kanatan would have grinded marika for 12 hours after this tournament...
>we know aqua is the best player.https://files.catbox.moe/c5ncd5.mp4
RRAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=597w1Qp1nC4
Please send menhera images. I actually hate her but she's still cute for some reason, I can relate to her desperation in finding love.
>>32091365based comet pretending to be humble to others
Honestly as a hoshiyomi, all I care about is the fact that Suisei streams everyday now. The chinkflu finally does something good for once
>>32091694Sure didn't feel like it watching a few hours of her stream today.Those Yakuza CPU are straight up brain-dead and she still dealt into their hands constantly and had to have her chat help her with what tiles are safe.
>>32091736No, let’s offer Aqua instead of Matsuri.
>>32091630I will.
>>32091747I... I LOVE IT!
>>32091663They have more than enough people to cover dead hours if they wanted to. Adding five extra people to the JP branch wouldn't help with dead hour coverage at all. If that's what they want to fix they'd be better off making en gen 2 who are mostly located in the EU
>>32091704Suisei fags are bigger crybabies, I remember them getting very upset when global fags said that Mori is a better artist than Suisei.
Aqua should just graduate and become chinks whore. They will shower her with money.
I forgot that matsuri is actually goodhttps://youtu.be/YpHto0Zgi3o?t=190I love this menhera
Why Kakage gave her a trophy?
>twitter notifications aren't popping up anymore from my oshi's tweets and other thingsI feel isolated and alone.
>>32091529>leaves>door remains open>genmates ready to welcome her back with open arms>says she's not ready to return>makes a new persona>makes up absurd bullshit stories for pity>turns out she really can't singI'm glad she's gone.
>>32091703I would do the same if I was doxxed and persecuted by anti stalkers
Aqua should just graduate and become my wife.
>>32091663It's not a competition anon
>>32091751Dozo
>>32091667I can't even imagine a loud Okayu to be honest.Maybe a sulky, darker Okayu that's passive-agressive and sarcastic.
>>32091663>>32091789They are never going to cover dead hours. Everyone streams at night. Adding more girls just adds to more bloat during primetime.
>>32090530 >they didnt know Hoshiyomi is a literal cultWe are spamming kill onion during the race too, yes
>>32091672So this is what Cover is useful for?
>>32091728oh fuck, that's hot.
>>32091748OGEY
you're either with Xi and Aqua, or with hololive and Cocosimple as
>>32091796a little flat in some areas but good enough
>>32091736I'd rather trade Mel or Choco, they don't really care about hololive
fucking polmao suiciding on the TTT tower, truly a clown
https://streamable.com/vpfgl8
>>32091663Niji got 104...
>>32091789How come JP Nijis can stream in dead hours? They should only hire people who can plug the dead hour gap for gen 6.
>>32091838I can't believe Coco's cumpet betrayed her...
>>32091808Then I would hate you too.
>>32091736No.
Which holo has the most scrumptious pee?
>>32091831Luunachaama?
>>32091826Hence why i said "hopefully gen 6 never". The only way gen 6 would look like an appealing idea is if hololive sees a bunch of graduations and needs to fill up the roster again.
>>32091794That is not the successful route, she saw what happened to Mea
>>32091823Introvert Okayu for extrovert Korone. But this Okayu is also an S
>>32090772Something feels off about this
>>32091672Can someone DM Suisei to wish her album and Pieces from Miko? Now on Space MV would be nice too
>>32091145>>32091179That's awesome if true. For some reason, I thought 6 + 2 = 6. Maybe I just imagined Ayame and Korone wouldn't actually show up.>>32091329>announcement says OKFAMSBL>anon says it was supposed to be OKFMBLNPWhat. Are Ayame and Subaru the replacements? Why does the announcement include Korone but not Polka? What is the timeline here? Are you fucking with me?
>>32091815Aqua is ugly irl, thin with no tits or ass, annoying, stupidly competitive, has no real talents, can't cook, can't clean, definitely can't raise a child, would probably die in childbirth, will cry for stupid reasons, is not a virgin, is legitimately autistic. You're better off marrying her mom.
>>32091838Don't post my mom with such a retarded statement
All holos would look better as black queens, prove me wrong.
>>32091798Have you ever organized a tournament before? 24 doesn't seem like a lot but that's a lot of tards to wrangle. The fact that there were only as few technical difficulties as there were is a bit of a miracle
>>32091820Yes it is
is it true that Ayame hates Watame?
>>32091820It is a competition, its a competition for viewers, when you let Niji stream unopposed during dead hours you are losing potential fans
>>32091838weak bait
>>32091704
impromptu singing stream from Polka
>>32091823Shadow Okayu in Gen6: Holovillians
>>32091789No JP is going to work a graveyard stream shift unless they were hired to do so. Get 3 girls who stream midnight to 9 AM JST for Gen 6.
I love this menhera poser
Cute singing, Polchan
>>32091861
>>32091823>A sulky, darker Okayu that's passive-agressive and sarcastic.
Guys this is kind of a tangent, but Botan's boobs are pretty big aren't they?
>>32091888>ugly irl, thin with no tits or ass, annoying, stupidly competitive, has no real talents, can't cook, can't clean, definitely can't raise a child, would probably die in childbirth, will cry for stupid reasons, is not a virgin, is legitimately autisticYeah, she's perfect
>>32091823>I can't even imagine a loud Okayuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpdAl3nxUtk
>>32091659>she left gokisei in the fire when she was the one who started the janitor jokeAnd she should have done what exactly? Nobody directly addressed the nijijanitors, not just her.>didnt show support for Mea when they are friends irl.You don't know anything about her relationship with Mea if you're saying things like this. Stop living in these threads and get an actual perspective.>During the abadango arc, afaik, Cover made zero official statements about it, so its very likely that Aqua herself that went to apologize on her Twitter and made that 45 minutes of apology video.So? What point is this trying to make?>when FBK and Suisei who have more income in BLBL than YouTube both show support for locust king.And coincidentally, neither of them are best friends with an indie who gets the majority of their income from the zhangs and was up until very recently inextricably associated with them on that site so the damaging of her own reputation would destroy their career.
>>32091892This thread would look better without your post
Another reminder that you can get away with anything as long as you're a cute (2D) girl.
>>32091888And Suisei is Porka tier in real life, but still doesn't have any tits.
>>32091912>towa
>>32091912based
>>32091892Noel pls
>>32091888Everything you said is true except her looks. Her roomate is pretty cute
>>32091678Some are mine, but the rests are probably sheeposters.
>>32091912>ahahahahahaha>hahahahahahahWe're clearly the happier thread.
>>32091742It's nice to see her satisfied and not continue to punch the wall with her fist until either it breaks or her fist turns into a bloody pulp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2g51qNiMCs
>>32091907In that case HoloEN gen 2 makes more sense than gen 6. There's no guarantee that the gen 6 girls will stream more during dead hours, and if they really wanted to expand their coverage they already have more than enough girls to handle it.
>>32091892The chess piece? Your fetish is really weird.
>>32091946Is this what aqukeks seriously believe?
>>32091888her dating boyfriend online for a week doesn't suddenly make her non virgin
>>32091912>ahahahahahaha and hahahahahaha so big/hlg/ was so full of laughter that day
>>32091823>ffw she said she might do a completely negative Okayu ASMR in the futureCould be good.
>>32091958No
>>32091936Don't feed the animals
>>32091721Me on the bottom.
>>32091712And i'm ok with it. Onyon LOVE!
>>32091936>this mea narrative you guys can't keep using a girl that named the zhang as defense for someone who refuses to name the zhang
>>32091912It was a real circus
>>32091912
>>32091888>no titsMarine said otherwise.
>>32091918what's koone doing here?
Am I the only one really weirded out by the fact that Okayu is more than ten years younger than Korone?If Korone was a man people would fucking crucify her but just because she's a woman it's suddenly fine?I really don't think so.
>>32091957How do you know?
>>32091144happens any time a certain holo falls under the spotlight. if it happens to someone you care about just remember that it's pointless shitposting that could happen to anyone who happens to be relevant at the time
>>32091957
>>32091912>all those negatives words in /hlgg/>meanwhile /hlg/ was laughingWe really are the anti thread. The anti-sadness thread!
>>32092021Anon, Korone is the victim here
poruyo...
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1348765205799452673Cat schedule. Nothing we don't really know already. The L4D2 collab is tonight, Mother 3 tomorrow. Looks like she decided to do a supacha thanking stream on a different night instead of after tonight's collab after all.
>>32092021once you're over twenty, age gap becomes less important. there's nothing wrong with a 23 year old dating a 36 year old for example.
Would you?
>>32092032ONYO???
>>32091912what the fuck is a clussy
>>32091217>I know FBK is everyones friendShe interacts with like 5-6 holos on a regular basis. She probably hates Aqua's guts too.
>>32091845nice projection ayamefag
>>32091978There are tons of vtubers who stream during dead hours, there is no shortage of people who would be willing to.
>>32092005what is even "naming the zhang"? He just said what is obvious. You don't want for Mea to ruin her career do you?
>>32092032wtf i love onions now
Is Aqua actually good at MK? How does she do when she plays against her viewers?
>>32091983They went to karaoke, anon. Let's be real here.
>>32092032I've seen this often and I refuse to believe she's that cute even if she's my oshi.
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1348769486225096704Cute exchange between Mikochi and Okayun.
>>32092071You shut your whore mouth
>>32092023reps
>>32092005And Aqua explicitly told people to stop using her image to attack her coworkers. What more do you want?
>>32092021You are acting like they are in a romantic relationship.
>>32091282My ears started buzzing listening to her during B and C qualifiers and I had to turn the volume way down.
>>32092021Different genders, different standards. Same thing with Aqua being able bawl her eyes out over MK but if a guy does that then he's considered fucking wimp.
>>32091888why are nousagis like this?
>>32092032aqua doesn't go outside without wearing a cap
>>32092032but you told me that Aqua is ugly...
People please do not be angry. Have a funny image.
>>32092100>My ears started buzzingT-The fans reflect the holo...
>>32092077Naming the zhang is when you have a baby in mainland china and have to pick a name.
>>32092032Ok we are roomate posting Aqua nowwhatever shit thread
>>32092071Can't interact with everyone. Thats just normal. Don't you have any social contacts at all?
>>32092066clown pussy, of course!
>>32092021>am i the only oneyesit's cute so no one cares. besides they're not literally fucking. it's more like they're each other's emotional support pillars
>>32091761She knows she gains a lot of subs, members and views from those GTAV streams, its only logical to stream more to maintain the flux. Her last utawaku has 17k views, it kinda made me happy since its been a long time I saw her break 15k ever since her 4 hour utawaku. Sorry I numberfagged with Suisei, I know I shouldnt do that.
>>32091892what the fuck is a black queen?
>>32092032https://twitter.com/d_m_n_q/status/1040258678811750401y'all a buncha retards
Don't make me dump pornI'm warning you
>>32092100Going deaf is the Kanata speciality
>>32092021Okayu is an adult. It doesn't matter that much and she kind of treats her like a big sister friend anyway. Only sjw puritans think you're only allowed to be close to people who're +-2 years your age.
>>32092081>viewersShe got trashed the other day when she played with her viewers. But she's still league above other holos, including Suisei
You know what? Watame might actually be pretty cute.
>>32092081Pretty good, but not good enough to take first place it seems
>>32092081Look at her during her group a race and notice how she was absolutely clowning on the rest of her bracket. Or in yesterday's prelims when she was clowning on everyone else present. In terms of just pure technical skill she's one of the best if not the best
>>32092032>image search shows some guy twitter saying they went to disney>he's also really into non Japanese alcohol
>>32091793>implying anyone should care what global thinks
>>32092126You've served your purpose, now go back.
>>32092139Do it, I don't care anymore
>>32092143Is that why she lost?
>>32092032Yeah man, and I'm a billionaire who's cured cancer. Pigs can fly and the Sun is rising from the west.
>>32092086Does Okayu want to try Haachama cooking?
>>32092126You fell for the trick. You have to go back to global now.
>>32092077>what is even "naming the zhang"? It's /pol/speak based off the phrase "naming the Jew", which is Nazi terminology derived from a quote by Hitler's right hand man Joseph Goebbels, namely:>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” If you see anybody using this phrasing, you can guarantee they're globalshitters attempting to fart up the thread.
>>32092082they are Japanese, they don't fuck like Americans. Do you unironically think she rented love hotel too?
>>32092163Exactly thats why Cometfags were so fucking pathetic when they were crying about it.
I wish for futa holo in rokusei
>>32091549It was as if they dont watch Holo clips let alone streams
>>32092165>>32092177n-naruhodo...
>>32092139oh no,... please don't....
>>32091004It's not fake, it's just not her.
>>32092187Why are you so racist?
>>32092187You can't just blame everything on global
>>32092195You got one in Gen 4 now shaddup
>>32092205Miosha banished to the global threadMio...
>>32092032https://files.catbox.moe/6tpmal.mp4Too big to be the girl in the video
>>32091742>>32091971I'm really satisfied with this result, honestly MK8 has been Kanata's bane since the very start no matter how much she played. It's nice to see such a turn-around where it actually matters. Now she just has to check Ender Dragon RTA and Fall Guys win off her revenge list
>>32091888>uglySo are we, though.>thinHer body is slightly fatter than these women.https://www.height-weight-chart.com/410-090.html>annoying>has no real talentsShe's a woman.>can't cook, can't clean, definitely can't raise a child, would probably die in childbirth, will cry for stupid reasons>is legitimately autisticYou're describing a girl that lots and lots of men are looking for, you realize.
5ch said the holo roommates are japanese
Is Polka depressed again or why is she streaming in the mornings?
>>32092191>they don't fuck like Americans Anon... time to stop watching anime...
>>32091892Wtf you are right
So euro hours are /r9k/ hours and burger hours are doxxfag hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbv1c5CQGU4lmao aqua on sudoku watch
How would you guys feel if cover started buying out other companies but keeping them as seperate branches?
>>320922134chan always has and always will hate Jews.
>>32092205No hard feelings, this is how things have to be.
>>32092095But I did my reps and I know there's no picture of her face. So how do you know that she's cute?
>>32091946Sorry anon, but onion herself said Anemachi is hot so I'm inclined to believe Suisei is too genetic wise. Also, Matsuri won't grope her on their encounter and smell her feet if she is ugly irl
>>32092233>Ender Dragon RTA and Fall GuysManager or Coco will make sure she doesn't overdo it.. right?
>>32092217Yes, I can, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>32092273Matsuri gropes literally everyone.
>>32092246Yeah they fucked while Kumiko was watching
>>32090260How come Japanese girls pay guys to have them get fucked... bros, how do I become a man whore?
>>32092082Imagine Kumiko chaperoning Aqua during the date. No way she let Aqua go out by herself at the time.
>>32092210How do you know it's not her? Was this the thing where the guy posted a blog about it or something?
>>32092281Shut up and drink your bat soup Zhang
>>32092281>>32092217I blame global for these posts
>>32092187>fart up the threaddon't get the watamate excited.
>>32092226Why does she sound exactly like Aqua
only WINNERS may post in this thread
>>32092082No, they didn't.
I want to split Kanata in half.I want to jackhammer her until she breaks.
Is there anyone who actually thinks Noel isn't entertaining?
>>32092246look at Japanese teenage sex statistics anon
>>32092121That's normal but not really deserving "everyone's friend" title. FBK actually has a pretty narrow social circle and it's fine. By the way when was the last time FBK collabed with Aqua one on one or in a small group again?
Luna and Miko awaken the inner saviourfag in me.
>>32092291>>32092289>Chad got to fuck Aqua and her mom
>>32092310But you just posted so thats not true
>>32092292Best duo for the whole training arc. Even got Kanata and Aqua with them. I'll miss it dearly.
>>32092303If its all the same to you I'd rather blame the Chinese
>>32092255Bad
>>32092187I don't care if you call me a racist, but don't you call me a globalthread user.
>>32092111Please listen to Roboco singing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZ9RlU6EXk
>>32092310Okay(u).
>>32092256>4chanbut this is 4channel?
>>32092297Japanese gigolos have twitter accounts where they upload clips. He had the girl in his follows or something.There's also some twitter accounts promoting other gigolos by retweeting their uploads and plenty of girls sound similar.
>>32092328No idea, I don't care about Aqua.
>>320923171 person in this thread
>>32092255Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow8IsNE5HCg
>>32092330Why? I would have thought there are better choices for people desperate for saviourfagging fix
Reminder that this guy pissed in Suisei's ass live on national TV and there's nothing you can do about it
>>32092191Japanese people literally have sex as a greeting. The reason they have love hotels is because having sex is literally as natural to them as breathing. Your average Japanese girl loses her virginity at 15 or 16 and has had sex literally hundreds of times by her 18th birthday. They fuck every single day, often multiple times per day.
>>32092255Fine as long as it's not niggersanji.I don't want my holos near them.
>>32092111The thumbnail reminded me of the ahegao arc, good times.
>>32092187sugoi
>>32092276The only time they interfered were during her GOI endurance and first Fall Guys stream (to feed her). Kanata is free to fry her brain for 12 hours if she does it in one sitting before anyone notice.
>>32092191Yeah Japanese women are even more degenerate and have way more sex>>32092318All of those are based on word of mouth and we know women will lie about how much sex they have
all holos are queens
>>32092347I am racist against robots so I cant watch RBC.
>>32092297anon that is famous jav actress...
>>32092363why is she so happy?
>>32092375
>>32092369>Yeah, right UP in there!
>>32092347>male collabdropped.
>>32092290No one wants to fuck me, anon, not even elevens.>>32092318To be fair, those numbers plummet at a faster rate than Americans do once they get out of high school. The average age to lose your virginity in Japan is 20. Anons here like to make it sound like it's 30.
>>32092399No you are not allowed to say that simp go back to your hugbox
>>32092317Semi regular Noel schizo
>>32092369BBUT THE CONTROLLER WASNT TIRHG TNO AND RHE LIGHT WAS BLIDNING HER AND THSY DIDNT LET HER WARM UP ITS NOT HER FAILT YOU KNOW DONT JUDGE HERRRRR
>>32092255Bad because if they had that money they should spend it on their current talents and upgrading their studio equipment instead
>>32092369I know, that's why I love him
>>32092393>we know women will lie about how much sex they haveAloe...
>>32092336I think they've been hanging out in real life too
>>32092368I think the frail/sickly part does it for me, and strangely enough.. their annoying baby voices.I just feel like protecting them.
>>32092317most people
>>32092308Because it's Aqua in that video
>>32092363CLAP THIS ASS
>慌ただしくする日々ですが次の配信どんなのが見たいか教えてくださいMenhera asking what people would like her to stream.
>>32092375Anon, Japan's low birth rates became a massive meme for a reason.
>>32092330Why those two? They're always chipper and one is one of the most successful in the business. I'm actually having trouble thinking of worse saviorfag candidates.
I miss the Holostars posters
>>32092369He was probably the catalyst that made her win. Butterfly effect.
>>32092377Too late they are already here.
>>32092192And this place seethe when randoms here made a singing tier list with Suisei in S tier during Suisei falseflagger arc. What's the diffrence, really?
>>32092330they're more than fine despite Luna being fragile and Miko having small respiratory problems that barely affect her at allif you want to saviorfag watch Mel or Choco
>>32092444But Miko was pregnant not sick
>>32092369based
>>32092468Luna is basically always on the verge of death
>>32092464Matsuri? Is she just going to ignore them and play APEX again?
>>32092468read:>>32092444
>>32092363CRAP YOUR HANDS
>>32092485within hololive isn't she S-tier?
>>32092465Birth control and abortion exist anon
>>32092369Amemiya is fucking based though.
Mario kart was a mistakeTOWA HATE
>>32092504Most of the people are telling her to play APEX.
>>32092490If you want to saviorfag then stop watching hololive and go to mental ward.
>>32092375>Japanese people literally have sex as a greetingwhat the fuck I'm japanese?
>>32092490Why the fuck would anyone saviorfag Choco?
>>32092273Anemachi is beautiful according to Onion, and Kanata went into detail how much Anemachi looks like Suisei It's pretty obvious that Suisei is beautiful too
>>32092375I hope anons understand this is sarcasm
>>32092330Why those two? Luna has a pretty nice past compared to most holos and her health issues are completely voluntary, while Miko is in the peak of her career
>>32092465They practice effective birth control because a woman's life is over if she gets pregnant.
Did Dagger really not finish Hanako yesterdayShe was streaming it for like 7 hours or somethingWhy is she doing another stream of it now?
>>32092510Back then everyone shat on her and called her overrated
>>32092499Birdkun fuck off.
>>32092369What is that facial expression? It looks almost identical to the chicken slayer's.>>32092402I don't watch minorities breed.
>>32092363this is a low blow friend...
>>32092375Japan is literally rock bottom on global charts for sex per week
>>32092405Because Aqua didn't stand up for Coco in return to the emotional support Coco publicly gave Aqua during the ARK situation, and she just crushed her hopes of winning the tournament, causing her to spiral into an autistic fit.Fubuki did it on purpose to remind everyone who is really in charge in Hololive, she's the head honcho for a reason, and Aqua better not forget to help her coworkers next time or Fubuki will do worse.
>>32091688Yeah yeah Aqua, better go to do that lose lose dance you like so much
>>32092473You're right. I'm dropping hololive and going straight to voms.
>>32092347>may 2020>120k views>homoshartRoboco really has no redeeming quality.
Why would anyone watch Suisei? she seems like a massive bitch, meanwhile Aqua has a heart of gold.
>>32092518I still can't believe she disconnected on purpose to fuck over Aqua
>>32092393meds
>>32092273When was the last time Anemachi was on stream?
>>32092469go to their thread then
>apex tournament>suisei wins that too
>>32092297The guy in the video is quite literally a male prostitute, all video of him fucking are "samples" of his work, and in the description to all of them as well as his twitter it states that the girl in his video is his girlfriend because of his clients privacy
>>32092469They're all over here >>31988269
>>32092518>Make a fun tournament >Everyone criesFUCK TOWA!
>towa ruins another collab
>>32092560Don't make me post that video again.
>>32092560Insectoid feelers typed this post
aqua crew we need to get back at the nousagis and hoshiyomis what do we do?
>>32092526It's not sarcasm>>32092549You're retarded. Go to Japan.I did and I fucked every single Japanese woman I wanted to. Even the ones with boyfriends/husbands, because most Japanese women are cheating whores. Not like the guys are any better though.
>>32092469I'm definitely don't, the one thing that has improved on these thread is that they finally fucked off
>32092560Fuck off falseflagger
>>32092336The tournament was great but I think OkaSuba practice streams were my favorite thing about the whole thing. I think I'm gonna go through them again some time later. They're not as low-energy as their late night Minecraft but just calm enough. I don't know if it's just me but all of those practice streams were really comfy.>>32092442Now more than ever before, apparently.
Watch anya
>>32092576thats fucked up
>>32092518>>32092580I LOVE TOWATOWA IS MY WAIFUTOWA IS MY OSHITOWA IS AKUMATOWA IS NOT A SMOKERTOWA IS CUTETOWA LOVE
>>32091870Wait what happened with her? The last thing i know was her concert get postponed (and chinks ban aqua from it)
>>32092524she gave up in life and some people want to "purify" whores like her
>>32092566Anemachi isn't real anon
Reminder these two collectively fucked Aqua in the ass.AQUA HATE.
>>32092601spam coco with the other zhangs
>>32092363>Posting this video after she cucked Aqua from the 1st placeBased friend
>>32092539>I don't watch minorities breed.Why are Aqua hatefags usually /pol/tards?
>>32092600Got a giggle out of me, anon, back to shitposting academy
>>32092560Suisei can singthat's it
>it's a "dude trust me" episodeevery time
>>32092601>hoshiyomis Just wait until she stops streaming again
That time a few minutes ago when polka was freaking out because she broke the mob farm was pretty cute.
>>32092469Me too.
>>32092375I dated a girl from Kumamato who had never been kissed at age 23no she wasnt polka-sized, probably the best looking girl ive ever dated
>>32092549Those charts are based on lies. Japanese women are notorious for denying having had sex.
>>32092560Sounds like her heart is more silver than gold right now
>>32092580>>32092582It's not towa's fault that aqua's being a little bitch, fuck off
>>32092560Suisei is the cool version to Aqua cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTYTh_eD-0I&t=1sSummary>pekora called aqua>aqua was being condescending because she's more popular than peko at that time>hung up, aqua called her boyfriend and said "a weird girl is trying to approach me, please help">pekora who was watching her stream called aqua again to confront her about it>aqua played dumb and try to paint pekora as a villain>pekora asked aqua to be friends, aqua replied by screaming "NO WAY">aqua played the victim again, both ended the call awkwardly
>>32092607meant for >>32092560
>>32092629I'm a bit jealous that Aqua got a taste of Towa's banana...
>>32092442Subaru apparently lives at Okayu's house a minimum of one day per week, but it's been nice to have the collab frequency go up too.
>>32092504she really should. her team can actually do really well this time and other teams are training already.
>>32092600wow you are actually insane
>>32092641Shes also the champion, my friend. Because she kept on fighting, to the end.
>>32092402So it is Aqua?
>>32092601Include tatsunokos and 35p, those niggers hate aqua too
>>32092662Go away Carlos.
>>32092575She improved with some practice in her few Apex streams, and her aim from Hitman and GTAV is scary. Once she stop being scared of her opponents and saw them as prey instead, I'm positive she can at least reach Platinum.
>>32092576>be a pale skinnyfat dweeb>decent-looking women pay you to fuck themI don't 100% understand how the world works...
>>32092643Are (you) implying i'm not trustworthy?
>>32092657She was lying
>>32092601I miss distorted Pekora images
>>32092664Like 6 other holos cried and at least a good half of the rest were expressing how frustrated they were about losing in their post-streams.
Am I the only one who has an autistic hatred for the word "sugoi"?It just sets me off. It's such a fucking disgusting word.Hearing someone say it just makes me annoyed and feel disgusted.Sometimes I wonder if it's something I should go tell a doctor and maybe get some therapy for with how irrational it is, but I'd just feel stupid telling someone IRL that anime girls saying a particular word triggers me so hard I'm just sitting there staring at the ceiling while seething and desperately trying to regain my composure.
>>32091957She has never shown her entire face, and always streamed with a mask. That means ugly.
>>32092710They're global now
>>32092671I can't believe Aqua slapped Pekora in front of Gookmoot at the NND offices.
>>32092719S-sugoi...
>>32092719S-sugoi
>>32092719sugoi
>>32092719S-Sugoi...
>>32092698suisei has the motivation to improve at anything, her tryhard persona is perfect for learning new games.
>>32092637Because they only watch hololive because of Coco China incident
>>32092693why would 35Ps hate Aqua? they're pretty friendly towards each other
>>32092637I like Aqua, though, I fell asleep last night hugging my pillow imagining I was kissing her empty onion-looking head.>>32092671You missed the beginning of the story.
>>32092719Yes, you are exceptionally autistic. Unironically seek help.
>>32092671what is hovering over the word "Embed"?
>>32092745>>32092739>>32092737>>32092735Nice try but it's fine when I just read it.It's when I hear it being spoken out loud that I get triggered.
>>32092627>that means when Aqua said Anemachi is hot it actually means Suisei is hotSuisei schizos can't deny this!
>>32092691He said Aqua not Noel.
>>32090608Red-kun Holostar soon
>>32092657That is normal in Japan, social autism there is really strong
>>32092560>Aqua has a heart of goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTYTh_eD-0I&t=1s>pekora called aqua>aqua was being condescending because she's more popular than peko at that time>hung up, aqua called her boyfriend and said "a weird girl is trying to approach me, please help">pekora who was watching her stream called aqua again to confront her about it>aqua played dumb and try to paint pekora as a villain>pekora asked aqua to be friends, aqua replied by screaming "NO WAY">aqua played the victim again, both ended the call awkwardly
>>32092719す…すごい…
>>32092735>>32092737>>32092739>>32092745Me and my smart fridges
>>32092719I'm gomenesorry you feel this way
>>32092719Yeah, even the japanese are barely passable when they say this, the non-Jp are just icky.
>>32092691Yup. Kumiko taught her well. She was also a strict mom, leading Aqua to take the sex classes really seriously. That's why Aqua takes Apex, Mario Kart and from soft games extremely seriously.
>>32092643The only people I trust are the angry NND guys who compile totally real information about roommates.
>>32092775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7l8sLGTEFA
>>32092103>deleted
>>32092664aqua being emotional does not make her a bitch
>>32092785Pekora is a shit person. Aqua knew that and did the right thing.
>>32092693I'm 35P and Agua is my only Gen 2 Sub. Onyonbros are based.
>>32092375>Japanese people literally have sex as a greeting>having sex is literally as natural to them as breathing>Your average Japanese girl loses her virginity at 15 or 16something doesn't add up
>>32092721Looks are window dressing. It's good for getting people into the store, but once people already know what's inside what's outside is irrelevant.
>>32092637They started watching after the Coco incident. They don't know anything about Hololive before that and they bought the schizo narratives that Aqua was somehow supporting the chinks in secret just like the chinks did. They would probably shit a brick right now if you told them Suisei was one of the most popular girls in China before they pulled from Hololive too.
>>32092808Then why does she whine like a bitch?
>>32092719You should watch Canaan.
>>32090844FBK did cry https://youtu.be/hOyV8TrvsW4
>choco pasta>ayame pasta>now aqua pasta
>>32092375abe you need to wake up this is just a dream...
>>32092719That's really weird anon.
>>32092657No you didn't.>>32092784>That is normal in JapanNo it's not.
>>32092735>>32092737>>32092737>>32092739>>32092745S-Sugoi...
Aqua hid Towa and Fubuki's cigarrettes as a joke thats why they fucked her over
>>32090291No
>>32092447I wish you people would stop posting that debunked shit.
>>32092834Because she's a woman and that's second nature to them
>>32092719for the longest time I thought sugoi was tsugoi
>>32092785Ayame poster, PLEASE think of Aquafag's feelings!
>>32090291>>32090251
>>32090978I feel bad for Sora. she was invited and wanted to make friends only to be mischaracterized and coddled by Coco for an hour. normally she'll make a post when a streams over but she went silent on twitter until her good morning pkst the next day
>>32092719Sugoi...
>>32092721Didn't other holos and Mea say she is pretty and cute?
new narrativeJun dumped Pekora for Aqua but the latter is too autistic to satisfy his needs so he came back to Pekora, that's why they hate each other so much
>>32092839Timestamp?
>>32092719Are you Jewish?Is it the -goy in it that sets you off?
>>32092827If a store looks like shit and there's a loud retard inside of it then it isn't a very good store.
Okay anon, it's your oshi's turn to be shitposted and falseflagged to death!
>>32092855she just wanted them to be healthy...
>>32092838lmao
I had a weird but short dream about Suisei.I was in my room when suddenly she barged in and in an excited tone wanted to tell me something that happened to her, while she was doing a singing stream she saw an inchworm dancing or wriggling around as if it was cheering her. She was laughing as she was telling the story but it was weird since she hates bugs though.
Hello, are there any cute angels here?
>>32092719Porka just said sugoi on stream, anon
>>32092881Become lamey...
I WILL cum inside of this woman.
>>32090404Raising little kittens with Rushia!
>>32092838Does Noel's roommate say that a lot?
>>32092647If I wanted to know, I would have watched the stream.
>>32092898Pekora was and still is a notorious misandrist. She most likely bad mouthed Aqua's boyfriend at some point.
Any Melfriends watching the stream?I missed how she did yesterday, did she like it?Is she close to finishing?
I seriously can't fathom how anyone could be an unironic Suiseifag.She's a fucking narcissistic tryhard who sees everything as competition to make her look "better" than others. If you watch any collab with her in it, you'll notice that she tryhards at EVERYTHING, which was really obvious during any karaoke collab because, yeah she's the "good" singer of hololive so she has to show off how good she is even in a fucking casual karaoke collab. An anon in the previous thread also posted how she only sees hololive as a way to be famous to get invited for other works and how she likes to watch her own videos. Holy shit, I've never seen someone that narcissistic in my entire life and I cannot imagine how anyone would support someone like her.She also has this mentality where she doesn't want to admit defeat. You'll realize that whenever she loses she always ask for a rematch until she wins and immediately stops. That's a garbage sore loser mentality and it's not fun to hang around with someone like that.If you are an unironic Suiseifag, please tell me what you like about her because from what I see she's a narcissistic tryhard who only cares about her own success.
>>32092898Cringe post.
>>32092968t. aquafag
>>32092948Unfortunate. You're now clipwatcher tier because you had the misfortune of reading my post.
>>32092961that fan name is so confusing I can't help but think of meru everytime
>>32092910>jews>hating "sue goy"
>>32092001go back to mainland
Gotta love it when people say a Holo isn't a virgin but then refuse to prove it.
>>32092933Her saying sugoi is actually what prompted me to post this.I had to mute her stream and went to smoke a cigarette to calm down a bit and then figured I might as well post about it here since maybe someone has some actual advice
>>32092939Marine doesn't want children because she knows if she has a son, she will molest him.
Gura in 20 minutes
>>32092961Mel is not streaming right now but she will in 11 hours.
https://youtu.be/jjuL5GYfVes Noel has amazing foresight. Fantastic aim with the shells
>>32093010Fuck, anon, shot water from my nose
>>32092832I mean, I am a newfag and you can call me a /pol/ack if you want, but I love Aqua and I feel absolutely nothing for the whole China thing. I was just venting my frustration at the fact that I find so many Japanese girls cute, but I've literally never seen Japanese porn I could fap to. Maybe my yellow fever's just too weak or maybe JAV is God awful or maybe the kind of girls I find cute don't do porn.
>>32092855DON'TA
>>32092702wonder if I can get into it as a gaijin
>>32092898>jun narrative againDo you think a fucking hikki small-time streamer(110) is dating the biggest streamer in Japan? Use your common sense.
>>32092930>tfw cancelled my membership to aqua and switched to suisei
>>32093011See >>32092983
>>32093010
>>32093035if i wanted noel's blow i'd listen to her roommate
>>32093044Cute Japanese girls don't do JAV. They do gravure.
>>32092968Ah ...I miss this ...
>>32093035Betrayed by her mom, okay now I feel sorry for Aqua.
>>32093074>They do gravurechoco sensei...
>During the 4th race Aqua was doing her best to get first, or at least, ahead of Suisei>In the final lap she was disheartened because she saw a Waluigi at first place, not knowing this was Luna at the time, so she didn't try as hard, resulting in sloppier play, knowing that she already "lost">FBK cucked her at the last moment and made her hit 4th place instead of 3rd>Realizes only after the scoreboard shows up that Suisei was actually eighth and that Luna was the one at the first>It dawns on her that if she kept trying all the way until the end FBK might not have taken the split second 3rd place>All of this while repeating one point over and over, as her mind flashes back to all of the small mistakes she could have improved on during the races, all of the falls she could have avoided, turns she could have optimizedShame, but that's just how it goes. Falter for even a second and you lose it all.
I am leaving Shion here while I go away for a bit, please take good care of her while I am gone!
>>32093051I mean love knows no bounds. Not that I'm supporting the narrative but that's kind of a shitty way to dismiss it. There's plenty of big streamers who dated literal whos.
>>32093018>>32092719I don't think you should be consuming JP media if it's really that bad.That stress can't possibly be good for your body.
What would you guys do if your oshi was 100% no bullshit, like a paparazzi caught them and photographed them walking out the hotel, proven to be sleeping around with someone?
>>32093106
>>32092878tsuyoi
I wish I was born as Lamy's son and that she would circumcise me herself and make me watch as she eats my foreskin.
>>32092693Aqua would be my oshi if Miko didn't exist.
These are not narrative>Pekora hate aqua, after aqua lost, pekora suddenly become talkative>Towa hate aqua, because aqua always ignore Towa>Suisei hate aqua, because aqua always ignore suisei>aqua is a loser lol
>>32092685hell yeah I am I'm an insane sex god my record is fucking SEVEN women in one day I fucked three of them at once they were work colleagues and I got all three of them naked in a love hotel and went to town
>>32093020I tried to watch her RDR2 stream yesterday. Oh god how is she able to turn such great game into a snorefest.Sorry, I will only watch Gura during her karaoke or rhythm game.
>>32093113I would click this thread because I'm a fucking retard.
>>32093113I'd be upset they got my picture
>>32093113Why would a paparazzi be following a holo around instead of a famous actor or politician?
>>32093106I'm just gonna put her in this chair, what could go wrong
>>32093141Also not a narrative: ESLs must hang.
>hololive tournament for a cartoony children's kart racing game causes an entire day of rampant shitpostingJust another day in /hlg/
>>32093018Anon, you gotta calm down a bit and re-evaluate. It's just the average expression of surprise or finding something cool or awesome. I hope you do actually find a solution.
>>32093113How the fuck did they get my picture?
>>32093113become chinese
>>32092968>if you watch any collab with her in it, you'll notice that she tryhards at EVERYTHINGYeah fuck suisei she's such a try hard that during collabs with food she eats the entire time to prove that she has the strongest gut what a fucking narcissist
>>32093103Aquafags are as mentally weak as Aqua.
>>32093135No, bad yukimin
>>32093113Vomit
Why are burger hours like this?
>>32093113It's ok, we wear masks
>>32093135Why are you like this.
>>32093145She's a dumb country girl please understand
>>32093113I'm Nakirigumi so I'd probably masturbate to the thought of it.
>>32093103the irony is aqua was defeated by metafaggotry (everyone playing waluigi) when everyone gives her shit for being a metafaggot
https://files.catbox.moe/05cyly.webmOkanata...
>>32093170Keep crying aqua fags.
>>32093113I'd sue because of breach of privacy
>>32093167https://files.catbox.moe/hr120u.mp4
>>32091507too bad for you and the onion, she attracts more mainland antis, she will remain hated
>>32093020I watched a bit of her stream yesterday since I liked RDR when Miko played it and holy shit, I do not understand how anyone can watch her.Maybe the game just didn't click with her but she had fuck all to say, was basically just awkwardly commentating her own gameplay while making noises and incredibly dumb childish jokes. It was so fucking soulless and boring.
>>32093135>Americans
>>32093207unfortunate reality
>Aqua, Miko and Shion are all Noel's daughters>Noel does JAV>Aqua has done JAV>Miko has done JAVHas Shion done JAV?
>>32093113Be a little upset because I have never uploaded a single photo of me online
>>32093250Isn't Roy also pretty meta?
>>32093297None of those people do JAV.
>>32092885It was real fucking awkward watching her take Sora through all these posts that were either joking about what a fun wacky family all these people she's begging to collab with are or the "untouchable daisenpai" shit she's trying to get away from.>>32092914It is if you're looking for a loud retard.>>32093051A woman's accomplishments or talents mean absolutely nothing to a man. Do you think women go around attracting men by flaunting their money or number of Internet followers? Do girls try to flirt with you by telling you how much they can bench press or what their kdr in CSGO is?
>>32093302*sniff*
>>32093125UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I CAN FEEL MY HAIR FALLING OUT AND MY GUT DEVELOPING
>>32092968Anon, we like her for being a narcissistic and prideful tryhard that only cares about her own success! And she still got invited for megacollabs is a honorary gen 1 and 4 despite all things you described.
>>32093103I subbed and membered to Luna, Suisei and Towa just because of this.
>>32093020Wrong thread
Why did Ugoku-chan off herself?
Chinks salt is real KEK
>>32093284Pekora does the same thing you know
>"Yeah... that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
>>32093284She's the official holo of children and schizos/pedos that are too afraid to go after real children. It's no surprise that she acts that way, at least- but yeah, I find it super cringy.
>>32093297not JAV
>>32093130TSUYOKU
>>32093020I only watch Ame! GURA HATE! GLOBAL HATE!
>Fake cry after losing in a videogame>Get a crap ton of neet bux Simple as
>>32093311Any heavy character is with the setup she has
>>32093284It looked like her ADHD was raging or something, she could barely sit still on her horse during the introduction and asked about fast travel numerous times.
>>32093297Yes, she did it with me
>>32093135I want lamy to unbirth me and make me her child completely and make me her belonging like pic related
>>32093251Amaneko needs to hurry up with the next karaoke collab.
>>32093297Shion once said "I want to have sex" when she was 14 years old on nnd.
>>32093341Marine has nearly as many dislikes dumb ass.
>>32093351Oga...
>>32093351>black people or NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
>>32093285I love Rushia and Kanata!
>>32093250knowing that everyone would pick waluigi, she picked the anti-waluigi-meta though, which just makes her an even harder tryhard.
>>32093180I know it's extremely irrational but I can't really help myself.I just sit there and repeat in my mind that everything is fine and it's just a dumb fucking word that has no real power or particula meaning to it but it doesn't help.I know the easy "solution" would just be to stop watching JP vTubers and things with JP voice acting in general, but I do like listening to the language a lot and don't really want to take that step
Do you think Kumiko would have permitted Aqua buying that ridiculously expensive Kirito sword to relieve her sadness?
>>32093375monster mommy
>>32093332See you in tonight's GTAV anon!
>>32093375I see them
>>32093302
>>32091529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_OpzMW1gfI
>>32090954The ultimate filter mahjong tournament. I agree, send the email to cover anon.
>>32093351Chocoballkun...
>>32093390hahaha fucking manchildren
>>32093369Kumiko controls her finances. Not like she can splurge on Kirito merch to cope.
>>32093018We're not fucking doctors here anon. Seek medical help if it's that bad
>https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/1348638602666905601Would you let your oshi control your internet-connected cock cage?
>>32093320the worst was when she flat out said that when she asked if she wanted to be on it that she had hoped Sora would have declined
What happened to that anon who loved Choco's ARK streams and used to call her Chocosaurus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1yjpCarZw>169 dislikesSEETHING aquafans
>falseflag as aqua/cometfag>samefag and blame whichever sideSeek help
>>32093411thats unironically OCD.You can overcome it. Just google about it.
>>32093113Was there any Suiseifags who are purists? She collabbed with guys, and rejected marriage proposal on streams with no second thoughts. NGL, she is good wife material, its not surprising if she has a bf
>>32090954Imagine all the tears a mahjong tournament would bring when a fucking MK game made dozen of girls salty
>>32092892Yes but they were lying. Do you expect them to say "I hung out with Aqua today and she showed up looking like crap"?
I wish it was Saturday so I can see Sora’s event
Imagine if you were hired by Cover as an in-person tech support guy, and instead you end up with the holo's all using it as a pretext to call you up to fuck you to relieve their otaku sexual frustrations and eventually you're practically disenfranchised of your humanity and simply become a fuck toy they gossip and share stories about in off-stream collabs. That'd be terrible haha
>>32093113kill myself
>>32093302kunka kunka
>>32093489Wtf don't call me out like that
>>32093484He's in global now.
>>32093369>Does 6-10 hour Nintendo streams 2-3 times a week>Finds out Suisei's talent>her hard workEven if she was fake crying, she still deserves her A for effort
>>32090954Dokapon with the biggest crybaby tryhards.
>>32093508I-is Sora groping that poor man's ass?
nothing personal, aqua! it's ok if you don't win, you just need to do better next time!
>>32093481Sora will never lose her seniority curse. She is doomed
>>32093388She had it now (with marine) it's fine
>>32093535Sounds like we're in purgatory and global is hell then.
>>32093411Bro you're actually mental. Unironically seek help.
>>32093418>>32093424Hanabi's stuff is really nice if you like mommy stuff, oneeshota, and age regression>that one series of im@s doujins with mayu she regressing p-san
>>32092719Sugoi! Sugoi!
How do you feel about polka wearing black panties?
>>32093484i dont call her chocosauraus but i love choco sensei and her ARK
>>32093284The ENs are pretty fucking boring. Most of the JPs are good conversationalists or at the very least retarded womanchildren so they always have stuff to say. I can watch Aqua, Okayu and Marine sit around and talk about the very fact that they have nothing to talk about.
>>32093508Did Yagoo finally get isekai'd into the Holo world?
>>32092032I wish aqua looked like this
God I'm so happy for herShe knew she had nowhere to go but up considering her previous Mario Kart experiences but she went all the way and took the top
>>32093343I dont know, compare Pekora's horror streams and Gura's outlast and Gura's stream looks like a joke. She sounds so monotone, even her screams. Even Ame's Convenience Store gameplay feels better.
>>32093250I thought all the characters in Mario Kart are basically the same
>>32093511Why would they fuck you when they could get a better gigolo to fuck them and it'd be divorced from work rather than risking the tech guy going full yab and leaking your relationship (or worse, blackmailing you)
>>32093504Imagine knowing the rules of mahjong or understanding it enough not to think it's pure rng
>>32093484Do you mean the one that also had pastebin ?
>>32093557ENTER
>>32093489I know the appeal of this place is not being a hugbox. But is being a schizo box any better?
>>32093320>A woman's accomplishments or talents mean absolutely nothing to a man. Do you think women go around attracting men by flaunting their money or number of Internet followers? Do girls try to flirt with you by telling you how much they can bench press or what their kdr in CSGO is?Speak for yourself, if a woman doesn't have a job or money or anything like that I'm not fucking with her because I'll be dammed if I'm the only in the relationship working and doing shit.
>>32093385I'll take anything with them really, I loved both collabs. Lots of fun moments in their practice streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/hdrlpo.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/qvw3la.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ts8q1c.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/c94v2c.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ziezuh.webm
>>32093605Houou players would disagree.
>>32093544God I wish that was me
>>32093302So what's the deal with them nerfing MikoPanties when they're fine with this?
>>32093477Absolutely. I'd love doing that kind of play with someone I adore.She could come up with all sorts of fun rules, like say it'd be Korone and she extends the duration she keeps me locked by a bit every time she dies in one of her endurance retroge streams or something
>>32093507Knowing Mea I would not put that past her
>>32093418You already coco, ppt. Dont go after anymore people
>>32093571Hard.
>>32093557Imagine Sora in a Holotalk with Kiara
>>32093616But it literally was until mods imploded, and would be again if somehow our shizos would die out.
>>32093498Suisei is pretty much a Stacy as described by other holos and her own words. She has a lot of friends, talented, attractive (?), fashionable, can cook, and decently otaku. Also has no known mental health issues that I'm aware of.top tier wife material and doesn't even do GFE
*Mogs your oshi in MariKa tourney*
>>32093511Mel manager and Chris tech support guy knew what's up
>>32093541Suisei's protagonist powers just edged over Aqua's own. Sorry onionfag, but there can only be one protagonist
>>32093020I only feel her soul in karaoke and rhythm games. Outside of that I can feel her apathy and lack of things to actually talk about
>>32093674>Also has no known mental health issues that I'm aware of
>>32093674>no known mental health issues>admitted to being psychotic and somewhat schizo
>>32093578I like Gura. She has this insecure and vulnerable feel about her, plus she isn't afraid to give people what they want.https://files.catbox.moe/636wz5.mp4I'm not a big fan of high-strung prudes personally.
>>32092021You're not on Twitter anon
It's happeninghttps://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1348787242488090624
>>32093674>Also has no known mental health issues that I'm aware of.Hehehehehe.
GEN 5 ONLY NEEDS POLKA
>>32093669If you're implying that this place was a hugbox before the rest of the board collapsed, your out of your fucking mind. Summer was the lowest point for these threads in terms of cancer density, you were better off not posting images of your oshi because it'd immediately attract faggots with the hottest narrative of the day for her.
Still need these two to commence with the DKC2.
>>32093676Dont you dare harm lamy
>>32093674She's a stealth menhera anon
>>32093674Have any of you Suisei fags watched Suisei's 3D streams? She gets out of breath faster than Polka and Marine, Suisei is a landwhale.
>>32093674I want /r9k/ to go and stay go.
>>32090869God Field is better, but why not choose an actually fun game?I actually think it'd be fun if they did something like a video game decathlon or spin a wheel to see what they play. There was this show on G4 called Arena where they'd fly out teams to compete in multiple video games. Round 1 could be like SOCOM or Unreal Tournament, but Round 2 could be something like DDR.
>>32093616Yes, because it allows undiluted opinions, unfortunately you get undesirables but they are usually easily identifiable. hence there's numerous schizos, for instance, the anti /u/ fag doesnt like sankisei at all and usually gets mixed up with the marine schizo, which has been silent for a good monthish now(now its just a /v/ermin crossboarder most of the time), Noel schizo moved on too im pretty sure.Its just different flavors.
>>32093611I can't believe her only hope is to become honory indodog
>>32093668I feel like it would be full of secrets she accidentally shares that'll end up showing another side to Yagoo that none of us wanted to see.
>>32093565I know Hanabi's stuff, I'm just saying theres visible nipples. And I know she cums inside the shota in that one.
>>32093642Exactly.
no, being a psychopath is not a "mental health issue" it's simply being superior
>>32093740Post them imitating Cranky Kong.
>>32093740Korone isn't swift with collabs, especially offcollabs. We probably won't get one before late spring.
>>32093684>Implying the tetris autist isn't going to bow down to Aqua's comeback by the end of the yearA reminder she threw the last race.
>>32093674this is why no one likes suiseifags
>Polka endurance stream to make netherite gearWew, this is gonna take a while
>>32092905from the start
>>32093752Funny the only thing I see in this thread is relentless shit flinging
>>32093616You can just choose to main both places
>>32093570Ew, worst girl
I can either get a new laptop or use both accounts to send the $1000 to Rushia for her birthday. I've already decided to just give it to the necromancer.
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1348811402287276032Next song lineup looks to be Flare, Aki, Mel, and Aqua.Why does Flare get to be in three original songs?
So will the Onyon start a nonstop Marika training arc now?
>>32093250roy is the same weight as waluigipretty boring when everyone uses the same car & wheel
>>32093641Polka has a huge skirt that blocks the view, Miko's skirt is really short and opened on the sides so you can see her panties at almost every angleshe complained about it during her meeting yerserday so maybe they'll do something, Miko's manager is really good and would do anything for her
*ignore Matuli*
>>32093819superiorly bad person you mean
>>32093823I have this https://files.catbox.moe/e8jeb6.mp4
>>32093842Zenloss in 5 minutes.
>>32092021Who would even care, they are proper adults. I'll never forgive the "grooming this, grooming that" faggots, why did I have to find out about all the disgusting furry shit Pyro's into if they don't even know what grooming is.
>>32093851That's what makes it fun
>>32093867I want suisei to put a collar on me
>>32093918The fuck does zenloss even mean
>>32091736Let's trade Coco for Yogiri instead
>>32093884Looks like there's someone else too between Mel and Aqua.
>>32093897Didn't Matsuri grope an underage Haato?
>>32093883Rushia is nothing special and is old, her design is awful too. just why
Damn literally no one is streaming
>>32093947Loss of zen.
>>32093850Did she cry before the start? Did she say that she did? Because she doesn't do it during the stream, some vague sobbing here and there but that's it.
GEN 5 ONLY NEEDS POLKA.
>>32093977Huh?
>>32093947中出しの喜び
>>32093351I slept through the MK tournament. Did someone randomly join at the end when Suisei won, and Aqua began wailing?
>>32093951Is that Polka?
>Gen Five>Only have four members
>>32093972Because she appeals to me
変!
Didn't Suisei get fucked up the last MK tournament they ran?
>>32093620But that's a preference of yours which exists solely because women decided to go against the natural order of things and enter the workforce, an idea which was pushed on them by corporate scumbags as "liberating" because increasing the number of available workers lowers wages. That's how the market self-corrects itself. So now instead of a 90 IQ man being able to support a family alone, both parents need to work. In the past, in a good society, you wouldn't want your wife working.>>32093699>I'm not a big fan of high-strung prudes personallyI had a friend who liked gum that had already been chewed. Some people are weird, anon, embrace it.
>>32092021The really questionable thing is that Korone said they've known each other for well over 10 years.As in a 26 year old Korone knew 13 year old Okayu and somehow decided to get close to her to form a tight knit bond of codependency.
>>32093951Roboco?
>>32093915Thanks
Why do Holos always change their voice for the worst over time? Watame, Nene, Towa, it's jarring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVlIP732UBMthe blonds of hololive!not now
>>32093884>>32093951>>32094017
>>32094017Aki, Mel, Aqua and Flare
>>32094005No that's the CPU they threw in the to make up for the 12th racer, he's been there for all 3 streams
>>32094043身!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_eazT56FA&ab_channel=METAs>bucle on
>>32094042Not gonna lie, those yandere eyes are spot on.
>>32094091kanatowa original song....onegai....
>>32093959Yes, and Haachama didn't stop her.
>>32094037Um, blindchama?
>>32094048Eh, you're half right. Pretty much inherited from my single grandmother cause she always kept going on about how she didnt want me to be the only working while the girl sat on her ass
>>32094078Lower pitch more nasal nene...MS paint nene...Aru Aru Nenene...
>>32094048dude you sound like from few centuries ago, time to accept reality as it is
>>32094051Damn that's hot
>>32094043Imagine how sweaty Soras legs are after a concert, imagine the smell of her stocking after a concert
>>32093668Kiara was also wary when chat suggested she invite Sora. But who knows since she’s a naturally talkative person with poor control over her filters
>>32094051As is known. Groomer
>>32094119Ramie is not yandere
>>32093999Play Battle Realms
>>32094142Her Christmas audio has a nice bit of that at the start. Smug nene and nervous nene seem to be closer to her debut voice.
You know what it's okay, you Suiseifags needed this win anyways.
>>32094086Watame joining "the crew"!
>>32093668That's literally happening anon.The chicken invited Sora live on stream when she randomly showed up in her chat before
>>32094043>>32094100
>Ctrl W Sui>70+ results>They're all just shitflinging
Nuts the burn out ritual poster drove the topic into the ground but now I'm actually feeling burn out and I can't ask for advice here without being called a bait poster
>>32094136Every song released that doesn't feature any of the two just further increases my nervousness about them possibly singing together or not.
New narrative: Korone was Okayu's babysitter.
>>32094138minors can't consent
>>32093744Suisei’s just a bit stiff. The only ones who are sharper than her in dancing are Matsuri, Towa, Sora and Korone
Hot
>>32092308Because you've been conditioned by these threads to believe it sounds like her.
>>32094257Seek zen
>>32094209They have nothing else. kinda pathetic
>aki, melStop grouping these boring and talentless people with Aqua.
>>32094225I love Sora's serious face, it makes her look pissed.
>>32094246Sui-chan was cute today.
>>32094246The fuck did you expect?
>>32094312In what way is aki boring
The thought of Aqua browsing expensive Kirito merch to buy to cheer herself up only to be denied by Kumiko and cry again makes me hard
I did a quick thing and added the BGM.https://files.catbox.moe/08m7ij.mp4Original here:https://twitter.com/yumurama/status/1348813546029633536
>>32094246What did you expect from an anti thread
>>32094271Okayu had a part-time job at the bakery.
>>32091736>Suisei’s wifeYES
>>32094275anonchama...your axe wound...
https://twitter.com/i/events/1270094240119271426?lang=en>last post was in August 2020*sigh*
>>32094278I never said anything about the quality of her dancing I just pointed out how easily she gets out of breath, Flare isnt good at dancing but she doesn't get out of breath as easily as Suisei does, because Flare isn't a landwhale like Suisei.
>>32094257Close the thread and take a break. There's nothing more that needs to be said.
>>32093949Nanking 2, electric boogaloo when
>>32094377WOWOWOWOWGood stuff anon!
>>32094377based
>>32094257If you care about vtubers outside of being a tribalism warrior on /hlg/ you can just go chill for a few days off the thread whjile still watching what you like, or stick to the better timezones.
>>32094382As a 13 year old? Working age in Japan is 15.
>>32094257As with any hobbies just take a break. You will either eventually come back with rejuvenated enthusiasm or leave the for another hobby/interest and have just as much fun. Eventually you will get burnt out by that hobby/interest and find more new ones or go back to old ones and have just as much fun.
>>32094200Like, just attack the river or a boulder dude, infinite yin lmao.
>>32094409that would explain why she eats the entire time whenever she is at a collab
Don't let the MarioKart Tournament distracts you from the fact that Suisei scheduled her GTAV stream the same time as Pekora 3D birthday today.
>Suisei is suddenly fat nowShut the fuck up Aquazhang.
Why did I buy one of these? It won't even arrive in time for Bloom.
>>32094377sugoi!
Imagine how bad these threads are going to be on Valentine's Day.
>>32093676but Suichan IS my oshi
>>32094474She will change it later. Suisei isn't a cunt like Ayame.
>ctrl+f "aqu">171 resultss-sugoi, my oshi is finally popular in hlg
>festival r*ommate asks what people want to see her do next stream>first response is JAVFUCKING KEK
>>32092442Okayu said that Subaru has her own futon at Okayu's house.
>>32094434Probably never, any war with china would go nuclear and that is a game over
>>32094515>Holofest2 was illegally streamed by the Chinese>conclude that Suisei is fatMakes sense
Noel really loves Hololive, huh.https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1348810961952546816
>>32094566l*ger should be bit more subtle...
>>32094275The legal age of consent in America was 13 years
>>32094551hopefully I'll have died from covid by then
>>32094502wow
>>32094246it's probably just one or two falseflaggers avatarfagging
>>32093674>fashionable
>>32093019I see nothing wrong with this.
>>32094474Was she supposed to mindread Pekora's shitty 3D announcement?
>>32094524Still pretty cool though
>>32094502cute
>you are now share the thread with people who openly say posting in /hlg/ and /hlgg/ on Facebook
>>32094551mass suicides can't wait
>>32094583Noel is hololives biggest fan.
>>32094551Why?Valentine day isn't even as prominent as Christmas night meme.
>>32094564sadly for all the wrong reasons
>>32094653RRicardo?
>>32094655Just like Christmas Eve, right?>>32094692You think that will stop the schizos and narrativefags?
I'll trade Coco for Yogiri, Kanata for Uto and Okayu for Nyanners.
>>32094431>>32094454But I rely on this thread to keep track of the holos. I would've never watched botan's trails playthrough if it wasn't for this thread praising it. Not to mention any new announcements they make on twitter
You are not allow to say positive things about Hololive. This is my schizobox
>>32094619She put up her frame after pecola announced it though
>>32094619>mindread>announced it even before Suisei put her frame up
>>32094551If you oshi doesn't stream on valentines day, she is being pounded by her boyfriend
>>32094566OGEY
>>32094561Screencapped.
How do we fix burger hours?
>>32093884>Why does Flare get to be in three original songs?Because she's a fantastic singer who deserves the opportunities
>>32093740Did Korone pick that because Kanata's a gorilla?>>32092021No. There's nothing wrong with it. People's compunctions against age gaps in relationships is a bystander of their compunctions against pedophilia, which is just an implicit bias for most people. Explicitly, the age gap between a 15-year old and a 25-year old is wrong because people change quite a lot between 15 and 25 and there's this sense that the 15-year old is being manipulated because they're less developed and thus vulnerable. That's not true once you're in your early 20s, you're pretty much done growing; the only thing left for you is to fall apart, which you do slowly over the rest of your life. Should Okayu stay away from Korone because she's fallen apart a little more than Okayu has? That's just weird, anon.
>>32094551Reminder that the only holo who wasn't getting dicked on Christmas Eve and Chirstmas was Luna.
>>32094737It was already scheduled days ago.
>>32094551Oh boy I can't wait for 500 variations on Ayame is a whore
>>32094711Pinoyusagi
>>32094564It took Taiwan, Pog and her crying for her to incline here
>>32094653>I don't want to go to jail.
>>32094564She was the most popular Holo until this tourists that came over the summer started to flood in.
Do you like Flare?If not, why?
>>32094660Thats Kanata.Noel admittedly said she only knew Ayame before joining.
>>32094350She is not!! Please do not listen to that mean person!!
>>32094732Just check the twitters of the girls you're interested in.
>>32094759You can't.
>>32094785Except almost every member of Hololive was streaming that night, some well into the 6 hour period. This is a mistake you could only make if you don't actually watch streams.
>>32094462anyone have the webm of this but with electro music in the background
>>32094759every hour is burger hour for this place and if anyone argues otherwise just say of course x group doesnt sleep at this time
>>32094583The question is, did she get them for free or did she go full autist like with the train stations
>>32094730How about I trade you my fist to your face
>>32094786Suisei doesnt do schedules anon Hasn't dont so for a long while now
>>32094732>I rely on this threadYou poor bastard.
>>32094759Wait until Granblue guildwars. Ina will make a reminder to guilt trip them to contribute
>>32094750trick or dick
>>32094732Aren't you saying that you're burned out? Why follow Hololive if you aren't deriving any enjoyment from it? Anyways, the only thing you need to keep up with streams is Jetri and some free time.
>>32094801She is homosexual
>>32094801I don't watch her much to say I like her or not, but from what little I've seen of her, she seems pretty fun.
>>32094826She told us it was happening though.
>>32094796Aqua as actually doing steady until she became really inconsistent for months after her solo live in August
>>32092021I'm going to laugh when after Korone retires we find out she's like 31 and not 39.
>>32094474she won the MK tourney, that means she gets to assert dominance for a while. Pekora should have done her MK reps
>>32094796she was once the most popular hololive member
>>32094141>dude you sound like from few centuries agoI know, back when the average IQ was higher.>>32094078They start off energetic and putting on a bit of an act. Over time, they get lazy and more comfortable with their audience, and the act just fades away as they become themselves. You see this in roleplaying games all the time.
>>32094829jokes on you, i only 40 box
>>32094801Wow this artist can't draw faces to save his life, unless what he'd need to do would be to ward off evil spirits using scary fucking faces.
>>32094759By holding an election
>>32094808No, she has talked about it before Festival is her second favourite, back in the day when someone applied to hololive her, she only knew Ayame since it was soon after her debut
>>32092129good, i hope you've learned your lesson and never do it again
>>32094887Only among Chinese.
>>32094808No that was when someone applied for her. By the time she applied for real she knew all about Hololive, her 2nd favourite was Matsuri, but yeah you are right Kanata is probably the bigger Hololive fan.
>>32094908Only 4 more years until a good thread!
>>32094756
>>32094877>>32094887I meant like here in the recent months. Obviously she's popular overall as seen in her sub count.
>>32094829>implying I do GWAll the grind monkeys in my crew are tier A and i get by all the time while sitting on my ass doing literally anything but play gbf
>>32094895>you are now aware there are "people" in this thread who posted dickpicks here
>>32094801She's like the gay aunt i never hard, and i don't know it ever wanted
Fuck you l*ygerhttps://files.catbox.moe/fynjwp.mp4
>>32094915Nah, in general. But that was long time ago
>>32094843I think s/he meant the shitflinging here. The other places to discuss is at a Discord or Reddit. This place is generally faster and you get fanart, news, and gossip fast while having freedom to be an asshole yourself. That said, taking a break away from threads is valid advice
>>32094867Yea but she only put up the frame a few hours ago, some time after pecola announced her 3D live
>>32094932>>32094808Who is Kanata's oshi again?
>>32094900I don't really even want to 40-box but I'd miss out on the quartz if I didn't and it's fast nowadays too so I'll do it.
>>32091287What's the difference?
>>32094992Rushia
>>32094798That was Mikoti.
>>32094882Behave or I will revoke your win Suisei.You knew exactly why you even managed to win in the first place.
>>32093513Hope you follow through anon
>>32094801Flare's been growing on me. I've always thought she was a robot, but lately every game she plays has had her in stitches and enthusiasm is infectious.>>32093959Yes, she got a full hand of Chammer butt.
>>32095027>>32095065That's pretty cute. I hope she would collab more with her since Rushia moved close to Holohouse.
>>32094564Were you not here for the first apex diamond run? The thread was filled with aqua crew
>>32095027>>32095065No wonder she had no money left for food back then.
Does anyone have a good 1920x1080 Minato Aqua themed wallpaper?
>>32095105fuck off zhang
Why was subaru brock during the Mario kart tournament?
>>32095098That wasn't a normal stream, usually threads were full of obnoxious 35ps.
>>32095158that's just what her Mii is
>>32095158she was driving with her eyes closed
I want Choco sensei to kiss my ears again
>>32095105
So after coco kanata will tame rushia?
>>32095105yeah i got one
>>32095158That's how her roommate looks
>>32094987>s/he
ポルカ...
>>32095194Swimsuit...
>>32092032https://twitter.com/lv_moe/media
>>32095249BASED
>>32095242Okinawan Subaru...
>>32095157meds and calm down
>>32093959She got to squeeze this.
>>32095242Wow, that guy has some balls sharing a room with a 2-meter-tall talking duck.
>>32095194
>>32095244I think she* meant the shitflinging here. The other
>>32093676So she is gonna mog herself?
I'm starting to wonder if Coco's English was ever actually good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngPIvZ36NE0
>>32095285
>>32095270If only...
>>32094261Remember that they can be involved in more than one song. Though there aren't a lot left. They'll probably have just that one and that's it, god forbid Yonkisei members get more than a bare minimum. Subaru will probably also have just one appearance because Cover hates her specifically for putting this much effort into being an idol.
>>32095285Watame must be really jealous
>>32095194>>32095297https://files.catbox.moe/el5897.mp4zio please tweetI can't fap to you if I think you're sad
>>32095104lel
>>32095239Kanata's pretty much tamed over half the holos. She tamed Rushia a while ago, her most recent pet was Okayu. Who will she make a move on next?
>>32095312I imagine she grew up juggling Japanese and English so both were terrible. And her English only got worse after moving to Japan.
>>32095105go to the dead thread on >>>/w/
>>32095311God she's so fucking cutely retarded
Will there be a chance for a 1 on 1 collab? They already forgive each other right?
>>32095312112434415362738392
garlic
>>32095331>Yonkisei members get more than a bare minimumagreedYONKISEI HATE
>>32090685Did she trigger sharkfags? How so?
>>32095105if you like girly wallpapers
>>32094524I don't want anything to do with Bloom until I see what they give my oshi.
>>32095270
>>32095249>1925x1018
>>32095312Have you seen the thread during Haato tests?Americans don't know English.
>>32095347Abayo
You’d think if Rushia was Kanata’s oshi she would actually have her merch, but Kanata’s room has 3 posters, Suisei, Coco and Towa, no Rushia.Fandeads are starting to sound like Ayamefags, any holo who gives their oshi a minute of attention suddenly loves her, they say Ayame is Noel’s oshi but again, Noel’s room says otherwise, all Flare merch, nothing else.Kinda pathetic if you ask me, you don’t even watch streams.
>>32094951I've considered getting my dick rated on /soc/. No one's ever going to see it anyway, so might as well get a number.>>32095312She grew up in Atlanta, so no.
>>32095331>god forbid Yonkisei members get more than a bare minimumGood they don't deseve more
>>32095361>destroys the minecraft chest and steals her employeePeko hates Aqua. They have an eternal blood feud.
>>32095312ESL check!144132332
>>32095347
Is Shion okay?
>>32095045"Towa, we should assert our dominance together! Duet utawaku during someone's next birthday will be great!"
>>32095285I want to breed Haachama so bad
>>32094653
>>32095413start posting with a trip so i can filter you
>>32095331>ib4 Noel get's 2 songs while Kanata and Towa only get one
Sio come back those 5ch niggers already get a new vtuber to hate, you must show your ass and grab back your spot
>>32095362It's not a particularly hard test, I would only ever expect ESLs to fail it (and even then I assume a good amount of them could handle it)The reading comprehension part is perhaps a bit more challenging? It's somewhat verbose.
>>32095412Kanata is very poor please understandShe couldn't even afford Christmas gifts so she had to give away her junk merch.
>>32095412It's not Kanata's fault that Rushia has no good merch.
>>32095469EOPchama, that was the whole point of that exchange.
>>32094653welcome to the future
why is it so hard to release a rushia cutting board?
>>32095412>they say Ayame is Noel’s oshi but again, Noel’s room says otherwise, all Flare merch, nothing else.Noel literally just buys everything, the other she was going over what she bough recently and it was 2 Flare dakis, Coco Watame's anniversary packs and the Ebifuraion. Her 3 biggest groups of merch are Ayame, Matsuri and Sankisei
>>32095469>so she had to give away her junk merchit was an exchange
>>32091892
>>32095331Yonkisei fan victim complex is still going strong i see
>>32095436she's got the coof
>>32095233>>32095237>>32095302>>32095381>>32095478Saved, thanks guys. She's been growing on me for a while, and I felt really bad about today and wanted to honor her with a new wallpaper. These are some really nice images. Here's one I found which is a still from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovSgg5l179s
>>32095412>you don’t even watch streamsoh I get itit's an ironic post because noel just impulse buys every set but you don't know because you don't watch streams haha
>>32095496Who has the best merch?
>>32094834Dick or treat. COME ON. [Spoiler] The treat is also dick
>>32095105https://files.catbox.moe/2l9ihr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/lmgff1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7jafkr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/rxoxfr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6bdubb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gm4lpg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qfwax7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/5c685k.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tz6q1u.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/we6oml.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/x5mvtz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/yeqm6a.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qkk4sd.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/u9p62z.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7wxl86.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zohvbe.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ytv8kj.png
>>32095239>stops her stream within 10 minutes of Rushia starting her twitcast one day>few days later, stops her stream again shortly after Rushia starts having a meltdown on twitter >again some days later, starts retweeting some things at 5 am, shortly after notifications would have gone out from Rushia's newest meltdownTaming in progress. But maybe Kanata is the one being tamed here.
>>32094653>you share a thread with grown ass men who make up imaginary little cliques and tribes to sneer at and be at war with online like its the fucking middle school cafeteria
>>32095467well it's literally high school graduate level, so anyone who's learned enough grammar and vocab should be able to understand the whole thingmost high school graduates in Japan probably wouldn't be able to I suppose>>32095509you do it, then
>>32095244After the fanbase gender stalking I can never be sure
>>32095467>taxed out of their homesFucking americans man.
>>32090689I swear aquafags are literally like sharkfags, their oshi already move on but they keep being butthurt. Actually the worst fanbase of JP
>>32095549too bad the artist turned out to be a zhang and I can't use his art anymore.
>Kanata is very poor9th most superchatted channel in the world70 million yen in superchats
>>32093722Can't wait for all the narratives.
>>32095347ziondyne
>>32095436I hope so, she hasn't been active on twitter since she tweeted that she was sick, unless it's on her old private account in which case I wouldn't know.
>>32095560Lamy is pretty high spec.
>>32095436maybe starting streams at 1 am wasn't such a good idea
>>32095596Actually and unironically go back to global.
>>32095576>grown ass menThat's a pretty wild assumption.
Be nice to Aqua! She's a good girl
>>32095560Marine.
>>32090768Hopefully
>>32095618Ojiisans have a good taste
>>32095555Impulse buying and actually decorating your room with it are 2 very different things retarded Ayamecuck, Noel’s room is covered in Flare’s tapestries, not Ayame’s.
BRAT LOVE
>>32095615You can't escape the poorfag mindset anon
>trident farm works
HAG LOVE
>>32095699I will not.
>>32095738It doesn't work when there's more than 1 person around.
>>32095541Nigora...
*cries for an hour straight after losing in a children's party game*
>>3209029111 days until Lamygelion 3.0+1.0: Thrice upon a Lamy
>>32095542Would you be okay with your favorites being treated like second-rate indies?
>>32095593Many families have old homes built in the late 40s/early 50s that were peanuts and are now worth millions, it's only fair to tax them a hefty amount.
>>32095788Aqua has the mentality of a child so it's ok for her.
>>32095699https://files.catbox.moe/3kmlok.mp4
>>32095788he says this while posting on /jp/ while a purple haired teenager reaps the revenue after her flowing tears stopped
>>32095615The majority of poorfags go down one of two paths when they find money:Poorfag for life or nouveau riche and burn their money like a retard.It's pretty clear Kanata already leaned hard into the former, and while she's certainly doing well right now, it's good that she's fast into the former, since vtubing is a fleeting career for most and Kanata has some additional issues confounding even that.
i miss the pepeloni
>>32095799I'm an AZKifag, I already know how that feels like.
>>32095821Shut up Jeff and pay your taxes.
How big and bouncy will Botan's 3d be?
>>32095795Lamy's version when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsWPH5r2LI
>>32095788Sheep...Matuli...Friend...Comet...Porridge...Onyon...
>>32095821>fair>taxNo such thing.
>>32095788*gets hugged by me*
>>32095845Noel should teach her about finances and stuff
>>32091050>i'm surprised to hear about the middle to lower placing girls crying in frustration tooWell yeah technically the other three of Group A (Kanata, Lamy, Noel) had an easy group. Look how those three are at the bottom of the winners cup.Meanwhile Group B and C were a death group, especially group B since all of them except botan and mel can actually compete with each other. Matsuri feels frustrated as fuck because if she was in group A, she'd make it in instantly
>>32095615She's frugal.>doesn't even carry enough to buy a fucking ticket home
>>32095866Probably about as Coco's
>>32095832She's so perfect
>>32091946Anon stop being so butthurt
>>32095888sorry anon without taxes Japan would look like Somalia
>>32095788Watame...
>>32092021Korone is hot though. Her recent pic and her confirmed fit proves that.Okayu is fat and really need to do her fit reps.
>>32095849And AZKi isn't strictly Hololive so when a Hololive generation is treated the same way it's not right.
I can't wait for Botan 3D so bad
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1348827323315802112MY DOG ISN'T DEAD
>>32095952Are you retarded?
>>32092832Aqua does support the chinks
>>32095875I don't have time to scrub through all those videos, fuck.
>>32095990Can't wait for you to get BTFO when it's amazing
>>32096003Take your meds, schizo.
Polka is a flat earther as well.
>>32095988Azuki is irrelevant
>>32095788Duck...
I want to spend hours worshipping Rushia's body. I want to kiss her all over before giving her a full body oil massage and working out every last ounce of stress and tension she has.I love Rushia-sama so much.
>>32096002BUT WHO WOULD BUILD THE ROADS?
>>32095990But please leave this thread during that time for your own enjoyment
>>32095875>Comet...but suisei won
Who won in the loser category? I know Choco-sensei was rock bottom but I don’t know who the winner was.
>>32095875add flare and mel here too
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1348828294112706561Nyaqua is awake
>>32096051Robocop
>>32096002What do you think finances their healthcare, infrastructure and education anon
>>32095994Collab? with who?
https://files.catbox.moe/7utx8h.webm
>>32095974Watame cries at everything
>>32095694Aqua is in Azure Lane? The fuck?
>>32095906>except melWhy do you pretend to know about things you are talking about ?
*has japanese teeth*
>>32096048She did cry though
>>32096003hololive as a whole chose America over China. Some may not like it, but that's how it is. If Aqua disagreed with the decision, she could have graduated and likely joined MeaPro and made more money over there.
>>32096055>flareHuh wouldn't have expected that.
>>32095832god why do i love this retard so much
>>32095990I'm going to laugh if she does an actual stunt and I'll never stop calling Polka fat.
>>32092433Lets suppose its after doing all that, will you agree?
>>32096013Anon, your english comprehension...
>>32096039WHERE WE ARE GOING WE WILL NOT NEED ROADS
>>32096086lemme at them chompers
>>32096076She got groundpounded into oblivion in that game
>>32096084Why do you think the Chinks started liking her?
>>32096065Who do you think finances the women in my basement?
>>32096051Did Choco cry?
>>32096102She felt left out of the crying and cried too. Honestly though, I have no idea why she did.
>>32096025And yet she still was allowed to sing together with everyone at the first fes unlike Yonkisei.
>>32095994It's L4D isn't? With who though?
>>32096013ESL-kun, your comp reps...
>ctfl + f aqua>185 results foundMy oshi is so popular and well liked! I'm so happy more people are talking about her. Everytime i go into threads, it's only 6 results found and it's all aqua love
I'm conflicted on listening to the entirety of Aqua crying after MK
>>32096084Welcome to 2019
>>32096034Sorry I am not into hags
>>32091050Marine is legit the only one who was having fun lmaoEspecially after she got 3rdIt was funny seeing her joking around and go hyper only to recognize how atmosphere is not exactly like that later
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1348828294112706561AQUA BROS GET IN HERE
>>32096059Finally, now I just need a Shion tweet so I can sleep well.
>>32096084how new?
>>32096170Okayu, Shuba, and Botan I think?
>>32096063Ah, THAT girl.
>>32096076https://streamable.com/vzyr0v
>>32096185you're in the wrong thread then
>>32096177onion...
>>32096170OKFAMS+ShishiLamy
>>32096160She wasn't streaming so who knowsAnyway now you know why her growth dropped off a cliff the moment asmr got banned.
>>32096084Miosha was in the game too
Aqua woke up after crying all night!
>>32096069>>32096170okfams + shishi rami
when is tokino exterminator going to stream?
>>32096160We will never know because she didn’t stream. Same with FBKing.
>>32092815Thats why shes now full of chinks cum
LMAO fucking polmao
Why is Aqua such a unlikable baby
>>32096093but not out of salt like the others did
>>32096084The state of this thread
POLKA HACKED THE USA GACHA
>>32096086unironically cute
>>32096099if she did that, she would just be hated by her existing fanbase. She'd have to become a full time BB streamer and no one would want to do that
I want to fuck the Chama
>>32095875>>32096055Are they all tryhards? I don't get it. Crying girls don't appeal to me. Mario Kart should be fun
>>32096225Choco is fucking retarded for not streaming. Literally throwing away easy exposure.
>>32096225>asmr got bannedHaachama did an asmr stream like a month ago
>>32096289They're women. Women tend to cry when they're upset, anon.
My favorite Azur Lane is Matsuri! She's the cutest.
When is the fucking cow going to fix Rushia's garbage set up, i hate just how much her shitty mic nerfs her singing she's in Tokyo now there's no excuses
>>32093541Well she actually got a B
>>32096289Some of them were happy tears
>>32096289>Mario Kart should be funHahahahahhahahahahaha
>>32096286I want to tuck the Chama into bed.
>>32096309We talk ASMRpocalypse. That happened like a year ago. Girls used to do some juicy videos.
>>32096084JESAS
>>32096289As Polka said girls cry all the time over nothing and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>32096305She had technical problems, but she got the Kusozako prize, that's some exposure.
>picks chinks over her own friends>is borderline clinically retarded>cries over losingI get it now. Aqua must have chink blood! That would explain everything.
Pekora's gacha shit is rigged
I really, REALLY want Shion to do more ASMR.
https://streamable.com/w6ehcb
>>32096289Mel cried because she was glad her training paid off.
>>32096309Well not banned but youtube started heavily cracking down on it. There is a reason she privated it the moment she's done.
https://files.catbox.moe/weolm8.mp4
FUCK WHITERED ALL THE WAY
>>32096362I didn't realise Polka was that based
>>32096379*guttural vomit sounds*
>>32096367she didn't pick anyone?
>>32090954Chess is a more realistic option
>>32096416don't reply to the delusional cocofag
Please discuss Towa
>>32096362Smart girl. The smart ones are self aware, look at what Queen Vicky had to say on women's attitudes
>>32096084This is your average /ホロライブ/ poster
>>32096448please no
>>32096416Why hasn't she collabed with Coco?
Did someone load up the Pekora's gold gacha without hitting the button?
>>32096289>Crying girls don't appeal to me.I didn't know these threads were full of actual homosexuals.
So what the fuck did Polka just do to break the gacha?
Watch Iofi and friend's friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HA-fO_2608
>>32096473Why would she collab with Coco?
>>32096451traitor and cheatergraduation in 2021
>>32096379How did Reddit Dragon do it?
>>32096485she just pushed a button
>>32096084My blain is bloken!
>>32096473Why should she collab with Coco?
>>32096473They were never really that close to begin with? Sure there's Ark and Maidragon but besides that it's not like they were an inseparable duo. She even took the initiative to greet her on minecra when Coco logged on.
>>32091892Why not create a black vtuber company thensee how it pans out
>>32096289they spend all their time playing video games to appeal to gross otaku. Might as well try to get something out of it, even if that something is getting good at a specific game
>>32096160Has Choco ever taken gaming seriously? She was probably just playing for funsies.
>>32096473Coco is cringe, that’s why,
>>32096478It's autism. I'm uncomfortable with emotional displays like that
>>32096496>>32096529cause Coco is cool
>>32096473Coco didn't ask her.
>>32096560Why would I want to compete with niji
Is my idea or Coco english is getting worse? Also, is my idea or Coco japanese is getting worse?
>>32095312Depending on where she got her 2 degrees, her taking about not knowing certain words in the test is suspicious
fucking POLMAO
>>32096578All the more reason for an inkya autist to stay away from here.
>>32091138Stop coping, Suisei is better, Aqua lost
>>32096548Hey remember the raft collab coco did for her after the abadango incident?
>>32096450>if you don't like coco you are a zhang>if you don't like aqua you are a cocofagWhat I am if I don't like Luna?
>>32096595why does coco attract so many seanigs?
>>32096595When you start understanding more than one language, your ability in both languages gradually get worse over time. t.ESL
>>32096650gay
>>32096650A nijinigger
>>32096650Well fed.
Twippytwop...
So what the fuck did Polka do? Some minecraft nerd better explain this