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Hag thread?

>>3207051
THEY AREN'T HAGS

>>3207051
i fucked you're hags

Hags are the cream of the crop.

Hags are a miracle of the universe.

I'd those hags.

With Kanako's arrival, my Yuyuko was booted off the hag team.

I don't see why Yuyuko is grouped with the hags. She's quite young by Gensoukyou's standards.

Needs more Kanako.

Yukarin~

>>3207174

If you were going to sort hags by age instead of looks, you'd need to add Tewi to the group.

>>3207174
She has been worm food for longer than most can remember.

>>3207174
I think that the little fact that she's 1000+ years old might ahve something to do with it.

>>3207174
She's at least 1000 years old. Also canon healthy.

>>3207194
Yuka/Yukari is my favourite hag duo.

>>3207202
As is Aya. That isn't very old.

No one calls Ran an Old Lady.

>>3207225
Yukari is only 100 years older than Yuyuko.

>>3207225

Yes, it actually kind of is. That Tewi is mentioned in records from over 1300 years ago is considered pretty impressive.

And yes, Aya is also quite fucking old. It's mentioned as special that she was already there when the Onis packed up.

>>3207270
Yukari's age is undetermined, but confirmed for OG.

>>3207284

>At the very least she is 1,200 years old and has been involved in various major events in Gensokyo's history.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yukari_Yakumo

In before "AKYU'S MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT THE 17 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"

>>3207312
>at the very least
That's what we call undetermined bro.

>>3207323

In more civilized lands, we call it an estimation.

>>3207332
No, it means we have a range of 1200 years old to an unknown number years old. It's not an estimate at all.

>>3207332
It would be estimation if there was an upper limit.

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>>3207196
Its both age and looks. That's why Kanako is one, and Suwako isn't.

Also, Newcomer - Hijiri Byakuren!

>>3207364
>>3207357

And, firmly erasing any theory that she might have been 17 years old, I might add.

>>3207380
Sadly. She can always be 17 in our hearts.

>>3207377
>>3207379
she doesn't look old

>>3207174
Yuyuko has this "airhead outside, sly fox inside" mindset going on, plus the huge tits.

Although the solid old hags are these three.

>>3207379
Does she really count? She wasn't conscious for most of it was she?

>>3207394
None of them do. But if they aren't described as looking as little girls, the fandom will draw them as MILFs and call them hags.

>>3207394
ニューババア

>>3207039
Lots of weirdos here...
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>>3207432

You hit it on the head my friend.

>>3207394

Neither does Yukari most of the time, but she looks adult, and this seems to be enough in this crowd.

Hey old hags, what's "sex"

>>3207505

...I hope you really enjoy being a sub in BDSM if they decide to give you a demonstration, dude. Yuka's probably a sadist, as is likely Eirin. Kanako breathes dominance. And Yukari is the Elemental Plane of Tentacles.

However you look at it... you gonna get raped. and yes, Yakumo CAN rape the willing.

>>3207528

If they were flatter I'd be willing to do this.

>>3207528
Nah, Kanako is pure and innocent.

>>3207528
Yes please. This is 100% my fetish.

>>3207537
Unlikely.

>>3207553

Seriously, dude, don't. There's barely a 50% chance you'd survive Yuka alone.

>>3207537

...you might want to rethink that one. Kanako? Innocent?

>>3207569
I don't think I'd want GENOCIDE IS A GAME Yuka. Most everyone else, I'd take happily though.

>>3207553
Very likely. Suwako and Sanae are the only sluts at the shrine.

Eirin is kind and has the patience of a saint. She'd have to be like that to endure being with Kaguya every day for so long.

>>3207595
Stop that Mokou!

>>3207595

How she treats Reisen speaks differently to me. If you would know the measure of a man (or woman, in this case), see not how he treats his superiors, but his subordinates.

>>3207595
You're a fucking faggot for not posting that image sooner. My next six faps are gonna be from this alone.

>>3207613

But Reisen is lower than a subordinate, she's more like a dog.

>>3207613
How DOES she treat Reisen? I got from the game dialogue that Reisen was the put-upon hired help but she didn't seem to have it that bad.

Then again, I wouldn't say Kaguya seemed like a bad person to work for.

>>3207613
She lets Reisen fuck her frequently? Not really seeing a problem here, pretty sure Kaguya doesn't let Eiren fuck her.

All of you just want this to happen.

>>3207663
Elephant in the room.

>>3207663
That's really hot but I'm a sub.

Also, my penis isn't bigger than a bitch's head.

>>3207039
>>3207663
So where this come from

>>3207710
http://www.mediafire.com/?d3jynjzvz5z

>>3207663
I don't know. I think I'd enjoy sucking a smaller dick.

>>3207751
It is hard to be afraid of anyone who dresses like that.

Isn't Cirno a hag, too?

>>3207770

Cirno's too immature to be portrayed as such. Amusingly Utsuho shares her intellect and isn't made fun of at all.

>>3207770
She is a pretty damn young compared to all the touhous.

>>3207775
Utsuho doesn't fail at plying pranks, has power, has less of an ego (though still large), and wasn't made fun of by zun in the official documentation (or shopped to make it look like that...hard to tell with this sort of thing.)

>>3207770
Cirno is around the same age as Yuka. The more you know...

>>3207788

The point still stands that she's a complete idiot. Generic weapons-wielding person, I suppose.

Technically, these two are hags, too. Strange universe it is.

>>3207803

Not by gensokyo's standard. Remilia's only 500 years old.

1000 isn't really old. Sure it's a long time, but not Cthulthu ancient. Even Jesus is older. ZUN should make a touhou that's like 300 thousand years old.

>>3207853

Well... Eirin?
Unspecified, but she beats at least the major religious figures by centuries.

>>3207798
An idiot? She seemed pretty intelligent in the SA dialogue.

>>3207780
>>3207790
She's at least 60, in my terms that's pretty haggish.

>>3207595
Unf.

An incredibly incredibly old hag.

>>3207937
She has a very bad memory as seen in 12.3 and (I think) SA ending. (worse than the average hag's memory and is 'birdbrained')

>>3207868
Yeah she's older than the goddamn moon god Tsukiyomi. I don't know the Shinto myth timeline though, so I don't know what minimum age that makes her.

Beautiful old lady.

>>3207982
An equally old not-so-hag.

Yukarin is only 17 years old.

>>3207937
She's not dumb at all, just forgetful and kind of single minded.

Doesn't look like a hag to me. At all.

>>3208055

I want to cum in her while Kaguya mocks us

>>3208055
Then why does she have gray hair?

>>3208063
The moon is grey
Eirin is from the moon

All questions answered

>>3208418
The moon too is extremely old.

>>3208064
And then on your triple wedding night, you find yourself drugged out of your mind while you fuck your own ass through a gap and choke on Kanako's snakedick, and what's left of your sanity knows that finally... finally you've made it in life.

There are 5 touhou threads on the front page with a lame image and no/pointless text.

>>3208575
At least they're not as shitty as your Umineko threads. Go talk about which mom you'd fuck in /a/.

>>3208575
>>3208587

why is Touhou so shitty?

>>3208662
is that the Bethesda version?