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Where were we at again, Flandre being sexually curious?

Who are they?

>>3207213
discussing at what age little girls get curious about such things.

How would /jp/ pursue a relationship with one of the sisters?

someone repost OPs pic from the other thread.

>>3207226

Cut own arm, offer food.

>>3207226
Beat Remilia at chess, offer ice and sweets to Flandre

Continuing eh? Here goes.
A bro found a VHS near some garbage when we were 10. We broke in the local highschool and watched it. It was fisting porn.
The rest is history.

>>3207248

Replace Fisting porn with a 30-year old issue of playboy. Looking back, it doesn't suit my current tastes at all.

I caught my brother fapping, he didn't notice, so I used his (2d) porn collection for months until I realized I could find my own.

>>3207195
So fucking tired of this.
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>>3207246

Not sure if beating Remi at chess would be a good choice. On the one hand, she would certainly get some interest in you, because she's not used to losing.

On the other hand... she's incredibly proud and she's not used to losing. Beating her could be hazardous for your health.

>>3207286

The bot scores again.

>>3207226
I still want that harem with the two of them. Failing that, I become friends with Remilia and try and show Flandre what the world outside is like after speaking to her and getting along a bit, making her less insane and more normal. After that, I try for her once she is less dangerous and more sociable. Going straight for a relationship is a bad idea, I want her to warm up to the world first.

If she wants, I could let her suck my blood too. Just hope she knows how to do it without killing me.

>>3207248
I don't know how people can like fisting.

>>3207267
Didn't fap right until 16 guy here. Replace a 30-year old Playboy with a 20-year old Hustler and a bro with an imouto.

>>3207304
16 is really late. I probably fapped 1000+ times by then.

>>3207288
Better make her recognize you instead of just thinking you are a nobody.
Beating her at chess would make you capable in her eyes, even if she is mad. High Class ladies get easily bored, she might just find you interesting enough to keep you.

>>3207304
>bro with an imouto
Wait, what?

>>3207226

I wouldn't, I think. Trying to befriend (in b4 Nanoha) Remi would be awesome, and i'm certain we could enjoy being partners in crime, but I'm really more into healthy girls.

Wait, are we talking about the first time we masturbated? I used to steal my mom's jc penney catalogs and fap to them.

>>3207336
I don't know. Previous thread was pretty fucked up.

>>3207336
At the end of the old thread we talked about that

>>3207322
I probably would've started even later if it weren't for this girl who basically taught me how to fap.

>>3207329
Yeah, one day when I was like 10 or 12 she was all "onii-chan look what I found in mom and dad's closet!" and boom, there's a Hustler. A family friend's son who was like 5 years older than I was showed me a Playboy when I was 7 or 8 but it was only the cover and I didn't make the connection until years later

>>3207336
Previous thread contained vampire sexology, the pleasure of cumming inside a vampire, pregnancy and children, Flandre being insane, Flandre touching herself after all those years of being locked up, and then it went into what age we first masturbated before getting deleted.

>>3207371

>>3207333
>but I'm really more into healthy girls

Why don't you like cute lolis?

>>3207371
awesome thread, damn Janitor always killing the fun

If you pulled your dick out infront of flandre that wouldn't be a good idea since shes more interested in killing things, and being lethal than sex

>>3207426
I've already beat hear. I can clearly dodge something like that.

>>3207439
dodge this *grabs dick*

>>3207439
>her*
whoops

>>3207390

I like cute lolis a lot - they're adorable. But not for fucking them. I have an actual little sister, so the mere thought of sexing a small girl hurts my brain.

>>3207226
I'd give her my cake.

;_;

>>3207460
so ronery

>>3207460
Lolis like cake, flandre is no exception there. Give her Ice and she will be your friend.

>>3207459
Cuteness is attractive too though. I'd have sex with a 12 year old if she was fine with it.

>>3207473

You are now imagining Flandre shooting up on methamphetamines.

I want to drink wine with Remilia.

>>3207506
I want to drink Remilia's wine.

>>3207506
You wouldn't be drinking wine with her and


YOU WOULD BE THE WINE

>>3207510
>>3207511
Wait; does that mean I'll drink myself?
Fucking paradox.

>>3207510
I want to drink Remilia's juices.

>>3207513

She draws blood from you while you sleep.

>>3207513

Cut your arm open, bleed into wine glasses, proceed to drink using other arm.

What does it feel like to have your blood sucked by a loli vampire?

>>3207525
Feels good man.

>>3207525
Feels good.

>>3207525
I wouldn't imagine that sharp teeth sinking into your neck would feel too great.

>>3207525

Like having your blood extracted for an analysis, but with a loli hugging you.

>>3207535
It would if you had Flandre on top of you, riding you like a horse.

>>3207540
>Like having your blood extracted for an analysis

So like a needle then? Those don't hurt at least.

i'd let them sink their teeth in my neck if it means i get to hug them

>>3207554
A needle that is dripping hot saliva down your neck, sure.

>>3207566
Am i the only one who finds that arousing

My blood is not good enough for Remilia ;_;

>>3207575
No, everyone else can't type 'cause they're fapping.

>>3207575

No.

>>3207554

Pretty much. Most bloodsucking species have some kind of anesthesic that they segregate when they bite, so as to not alarm the victim. I'm willing to think vampires could be the same.

After the effects pass, though, it's gonna sting like fuck.

>>3207593
>After the effects pass, though, it's gonna feel sooo good.
Fix'd.

>>3207575
No. Imagine your sister of choice pushing you down and laying on top of you, with her mouth to your neck and saliva dripping down. Alternatively she could do this while sitting on your lap instead.

That's pretty hot.

Wouldn't you become a vampire if you let them suck your blood, though? Or how does that work anyways?

>>3207619
That's usually a choice on the vampire's part

>>3207622

Well, they tend to just kidnap no-names from the human village, and slaughter them, as opposed to taking fresh blood. It seems likely that the Scarlet sisters don't have a choice in the matter.

Thread needs more Flan-chan.

>>3207629
I thought they get their blood supply from outside the border. Yukari kidnaps some suicidal and lonely guys walking around.

>>3207619
Remi is a light eater, she doesn't drink all that much and this also prevents her from increasing the numbers of vampires. Her victims usually are a bit anemic after she's done with them.

>>3207646

I suppose that works too.

>>3207646
That's where Yukari gets her orgy-fodder.

I think Remilia's food is mostly volunteers from the human village? Can't remember

>>3207647
Remi is probably safe to give your blood to.

Not sure about Flandre though. She's a bit dangerous.

I thought Remilia gets her blood from her food and from Sakuya.

>>3207786
NO

>>3207786
Stop it.

008.jpg is the best Touhou picture. Fuck the haters

>>3207793
Could you tell me why you hate this picture so much? I never understood that.

I wish Bosshi or, like, I dunno xration did a Touhou doujin/art

>>3207814
>Xration

GOD NO

>>3207809
He's upset because he think Remilia is being held by a pigman, while I always try to explain to him it's a well-built wolfman.

>>3207809
It gives me a mental, X-ration like image of a high class lady like Remilia being raped face down in a pool of mud by a fat, sweaty, disgusting pig whenever I see it.

>>3207818
And not just some random wolfman, but a Sakuya-wolfman.

>>3207802
It can't be the best, because it's not futa.
>>3207809
It's disgusting, maybe?

>>3207821
>raped
It's very consensual.

The only ones allowed to touch my Remilia are Flan and Sakuya.

>>3207818
>>3207821
I see. I think the best course of action now would be to post the full doujin, so as to show what is really going on.

>>3207828
>The only ones allowed to touch my Remilia are Flan and Sakuya.
>Sakuya
So there is no problem at all.

>>3207824
In my opinion, that's even worse.

>>3207786
It is PIG DISGUSTING. But she's gonna be RAPED.

>>3207844
>>3207840
F5F5FF5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>3207821
That's actually kind of hot

I'm 12 and what is this.

Thread hidden.

I love this doujinshi. So much. One of the better touhou porn.

Are you fapping yet?

Next page is >>3207786

>>3207861
I won't fap until I see them naked.

Was this doujin ever translated?

>>3207861
WTF, Patchouli , W T F?

By the same artists. This one is cute too.

>>3207887
Source?

>>3207888
http://www.mediafire.com/?imutzyzhdtz

>>3207894
I like you. I wish I had a sister.

>>3207895
fuck you

>>3207895
Very funny.

Whoops, forgot my spoiler tag.

Any others with Remilia or Flandre?

>>3207923
I just love her reaction.

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>>3207934
>800x797
Do you really think we'll fall for this?

>>3207834
Anyone got a download link for this?

>>3207942
http://www.mediafire.com/?invoznmizmr

>>3207943
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Nice try, fag.

>>3207949

Great, thanks for not letting me post the whole doujin.

>>3207949
Thanks.

>>3207953
Eh...you were taking long as fuck anyway. This thread would've 404'd before you posted the whole thing.

>>3207887
I hate seeing things like this happening to my Touhous.

I could suck a dick myself though.

>>3207966
It's probably useful since there's a fag who's trying to get some of us to click on his fake pictures.

>>3207966

Blame moot and his fucking flood errors.