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Hololive Global
>>32059922I LOVE YOU, EUGENE
https://app.inferkit.com/demoAre you hype for gen 2?
Why not just do a tournament to show who's the biggest whore, I'm sure that'll be more fun than Mario Kart.
Before the tournament, remember to daddy-daddy do your reps!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiwDJSsAAs
>>32059922UOOOOH ACHAN BELLY T o T
NEEEEEEEEE
this one or that one?anyway, i love my kiara so much.why does she do this to my heart?
>>32059982neeeeEEeEEEEE
WHICH THREAD?
I think toonme.com SUCKS!
This one
>>32060000This one.
>>32059982>>32059995NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tenchoy
Where the cunny at?
Oh hey Holotools has their beta layouts back on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRL8cBkuzIQ
>>32059492best version Gura
I realized something. Did coco rummaged this from reddit or did she make this herself? Only oldfags remember this.
KONNENE!>>32059963Tournaments with no chance of a come from behind victory aren't fun to watch, Ayame. I know you want your easy win, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
>>32059916Someone post THAT video of Aqua
>>32059963wouldn't be fair to the rest of them if ayame joined
>>32060000Nice digits
Polka is the cutest, don't you think?
>Watching Azkis Jan 8th streamThis is legit the first I've ever heard speak.
Who are you guys watching?I'm going with Rushia NoelAqua NeneKeeping Rushia and Noel unmuted for their rage
>>32060003wtf jayZ, why would you say that
Mr. Howard, I yield
>>32060024Surprisingly realistic
>Revenge of metaknightbased
I think more people should masturbate to their oshi.
>>32059916>>32060031I dunno which clip specifically you're talking about, there's so many. So just have all of them:https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/w1v1me.webmhttps://streamable.com/yj1638https://streamable.com/jb3ad4https://files.catbox.moe/e13u4j.mp4https://streamable.com/fc86fnhttps://streamable.com/zcrpiihttps://streamable.com/r13a80
>>32060024Can I have the original Pic?
Stop wasting images we need to react to the races
Nene cute!
why arent these always available?
She's cute oh no no seagulls?By the way, the algorithm on this site needs work. It can't process any "unnatural" features like pink eye contacts or dyed hair or Kiara's pigtails here.
Be sure to watch Nenenenene's and Lamy's POVs. 5th gen love!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7mNQcnCnKwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLgqvrxA278
Fuck mario kartFuck switchFuck nintendoSimple as
>>32060048Towa's stream, I want my A-chan commentary.
Now that Mori has beaten crash, where does she fit on the EN good at games ranking?
>>32060016I love cute Gura picture more
>>32059916>>32060031>>32060070And here's a soundpost.
>>32060025>Advice animals and all the variations on that>Only oldfags
>>32059963By the time others start licking their first dick Ayame already has 2 in her mouth, pussy and ass each, 1 in each armpit, 1 per foot, 1 per hand and 2 in her hair Not fair..
thank god, she's alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syvzvC2PrJ4
Reminder don't forget to watch Noel.You don't want to miss her rage..
have any of you fallen for your oshi?she isn't perfect and she has lots of flaws, but that's why i love her so muchplease tell me im not the only one and that there are other's who have also fallen this deep.
>>32060099She's in superposition currently.
>>32060084Too late, this thread's going to be a wash. Just hop to the other thread once all the images are used up here.
https://streamable.com/45id1mReminder that Gura probably has a gun and has carried a big one for long distances!
I THINK TOONOLIVE SUCKS
kek, fucking miko
>>32060048I can't decide between RBC, Shuba and Watame...
>>32060099Same place she was at before. Even water can wear rocks down given enough time.
Rushia is shouting already
Dox, tripfagging, unrelentingly bad posts. Yeah it's YuroSEAnig hours alright.
>>32060109Look man, it's way older than the current /tv/ and /v/ centric memes, man. Hell, it's older than the memes Mori herself remembers.Deadbeats are projecting their own nostalgia unto Mori and she's not even that far back in za day.
>>32060084Let people have their fun. The novelty will wear off pretty shortly.
>>32060040Watching her letter reading again, I'm surprised more people didn't catch that she said she wanted to bring the girl's circus over the ocean. If that's not a promise to do her reps, I don't know what is.
>>32060056Risu's schedule is better desuIncredibly hype for the Gen 1 collab with Reine though
Please watch CEO do her best
>>32060068I'd prefer to just fuck the real version of them but some of them are hard to find. Kiara and Mori live on a small island but people like Gura and Amelia are in America, and that place is way too fucking big. Then you have Ina in Canada as well.
One thing.Amelia playing Hotline Miami
>>32060129>a gunShe has multiple ARs of varying caliber.
>>32060130artemis..
>>32060135Let me see your platforming credentials, dude.
>>32060093BASED BITCH!
Mi Ko Chi!Mi Ko Chi!Mi Ko Chi!Mi Ko Chi!
>>32060129Kiara confirmed to own guns, Mori and Gura confirmed to have handled firearms. What about Ina and Ame?
GO DANCHOU GO
Last night I raced in a lobby with Ame and did well!
>Autistic onion is 1stHeh of course.
MAX GO NENE GO MAX
Aqua, holy shit
GO MIKO GO!!
>Items onGay.
>>32060150You're forgetting that they hang around much longer on the rest of the internet after they leak from here, especially if it's a 'wholesome' meme.
>>32060151>YuroSEAnigStop trying to shift the blame SEAnigger
>>32060193I don't think legally Amelia could own a firearm.
>Aqua a full half a lap aheadSasuga gaming maid
>>32060193Ame has pepper spray, Ina is a rooftop Korean
Explain this, deadbraps.
>>32060193Ame's an American of course she learnt how to use firearms. If Ina ever used one though it would probably dislocate her shoulder from how weak she is
>>32060121I haven't yet but this shit made me feel heartache for the first time in over half a decade and that scares me
>>32060150We already know deadbeats are boomers or at least late millennials . While mori THINKS she’s a boomer. She does have pretty good taste though
Damn Aqua is a monster
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED
These games are fun until the competitive players find the best possible character and loadout combinations and that becomes basically the only thing you see in pub games anymore.
>>32060129It will be cool if she had this one in her farm.
>>32060070>>32060108You've fallen for my trick!I wasn't referring to any specific clip at all, and was banking on an anon with an archive to share as many clips of Aqua as possible. Thereby increasing interest in JP Holos!
LAMY'S PRACTICE PAYING OFF!
Flare...
NOEL SUGOI
>Noel comes in 2ndHOLY SHIT.
>Noel 2ndHuh?
Alright, we know who's winning every race from here on out. Real question is if Aqua is going to lap someone or not?
ruschia pov is kino
>aqua literally almost half a lap in front of everyoneJASUS
>>32060193Ame most likely owns a gun now but have never handled fire arms prior. Ina is korean
Holy shit Noel!!!
>>32060197>mfw couldn't get into a single game with her in any of the streamsI've tried literally every possible timing to join as she finishes races, it'd be good to figure out what the youtube delay is.
>>32060224???
>Towa doing commentaryThis warms my heart for some reason.Has she been going this type of route for collabs?
>>32060221What? Really? Huh. Alright then.
Goddamnit Miko you almost had it, but you had to fall at the last bend...
>>32060234>Mori was into onceler selfcest on tumblr Checks out
Rushia really just went from 2nd to 7th in the last second
>>32060234They're married irl.
>>32060187I dunno really what counts as credentials. I got these 4 La-Mulana achievements. Do they count? All of them have less than 1.5% achieved.
>>32060234It all makes sense now...
>>32060304I don't know what you mean, but she's doing commentary because she's the one that set up this event
>>32060121Naturally. She's got 1000 flaws and shortcomings but they all end up making her the perfect woman. Like Kintsugi she's a precious piece made out of many shards. I am in love with Amelia Watson. She's everything I desire.
>>32060234Tweet it. I dare you.
>Nenechi making cute noisesLove this retarded CEO
>>32060260NOOO! Here's my Noel collection too:https://streamable.com/ri1m9rhttps://streamable.com/1gqhz7https://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4https://streamable.com/9nhgvihttps://streamable.com/v9a6plhttps://streamable.com/vwb8ajhttps://files.catbox.moe/qmmftc.mp4https://streamable.com/w8qzzthttps://streamable.com/mst9v8https://streamable.com/f1sx38https://streamable.com/nckgl4
Guys, I can only watch 4 of them and Nene takes a spot. Who should put in the other 3 slots?
Nene making fucking driving noises is making me lose it
http://poal.me/7min9hhttp://poal.me/7min9hhttp://poal.me/7min9hhttp://poal.me/7min9hhttp://poal.me/7min9h
Aqua... you gotta at least try to make it look close...
>that angry "male" voice Rushia does when madDear God that has to be the most boner inducing voice everI want Rushia to fuck me, then stab me, then fuck me again
>>32060377She's so fuckin funny.
Aqua was in first for literally 100% of this race
>>32060341I mean people often fall into certain roles, like Mio being a host to small collabs.Wondering if Towa has become someone who is seen to have this natural way of commenting on others.
I just noticed, I'm not subscribed to Nene. Jesus Christ I'm a wreck
>He didn’t invest in Noelcoin
Aqua actually making me want to buy this game
>>32060376All of them.
>from 2nd to 8thDanchou...
My CEO is getting fucked.Also even the complete POV still has unsynced views.
>>32060388>open stream>Rushia is coughing her lungs up and her mic's peaking>keep stream open
Was there ever any doubt this (very) autistic onion would win?
What is sex with Nene like?
Onion-chan, please stop sounding so nervous...
Ok this is fucking hype, switching channels for POVs is intense
>>32060193Despite being a Canuck, Ina probably owns many restricted rifles because fuck the laws.
>>32060300<span class="sjis">Okay this is really starting to piss me off now. Amelia's doesn't have any parents, she at one point was living from couch to couch. You can't just walk in and legally purchase a firearm without going through a thorough background check and then eventually going into a police department and getting interviewed by a detective. She would not pass that test, she is not mentally stable enough to own legally own a gun [/spoiler]
>Nene in 3rdSHE'S GONNA MAKE IT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP! WE DID IT NENEPRO BROS!
>>32060361Seeing Noel's roommate eating made me hungry
>>32060243And which is why they keep getting blind sided every time Kiara references something ancient. Ina does too but no one remembers Ina....
OMG Aqua is wiping the floor with everyone. It's hilarious how one sided it is.
I'm glad Nene can just bend gravity at her will to not fall off.
>>32060451>Interviewed by a detectiveAnon..Unless your implying Ame is a nutjob, then perhaps you are right.
>>32060234Is charlie supposed to have a resemblance to the onceler here? I'm not seeing it
>>32060451MY SCROLLBAR FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>32060485Yeah, she's not going to get serious competition until the finals.
KANATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MIKO GOT FUCKED
holy shit, where'd lamy come from in that race?
>Massive lag spike when aqua finishesrrats?
>>32060485Okayu could probably give her a run for her money. Everyone else is fighting for 3rd place.
Aqua in 1st for literally 100% of this race too
Miko got fucking robbed
>Aqua is winningQuick, post THAT Aqua clip. You know. THAT one.
>>32060451Never post like this again you bastard
They did Miko dirty...
being Noel is suffering
>>32060399To elaborate, she always was a bit of an outcast, but now that she's got more of a footing, I've seen her be much more blunt yet non-threatening. The devil angel.So just now realised that from now on she might be put more into these positions where she gets to keep her distance and comment things from above in her way.I haven't watched JPs in a while.
Damn, Gen 5 is putting in work.
>>32060485Off the top of my head, Okayu and Roboco practiced courses with ghosts for quite a while, but not sure how good their item usage is.
I'm almost glad I don't speak fluent Jap because if I did I'd probably have Rushia as my oshi and spend all my money
ruschia...
>Those shortcuts>Perfect boost chainingThis isn't even fair, Aqua's already won, the other just don't know it yet.
>>32060533The drunk driver will always find their way home.
the power of the autismo onion has no bounds
>>32060193Is the Kiara owning a gun no longer a meme? And what's with Gura and guns, is it the RDR stream?
Rushia keeps getting screwed over last second
>>32060556I want to make Noel happy by relieving her frustrations sexually
Watching Aqua go full autism mode on this really reminds me of Ame's member stream yesterday where she claimed she couldn't get better than 11th place due to all her "bad rng". Lmao
>>32060548
>>32060451Nigger what the fuck are you on about? AZ is an open carry state
Aqua... just throw one race... you're going to make it to the finals anyway...
>>32060572They know, the real race is getting the 2nd and 3rd place (and 4th).
>>32060548https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4this one?
Why ENs and IDs are not invited?
>>32060548https://streamable.com/j2x5ae
>>32060604Cute clip!
sorry but in which thread can I ask about inas college gradutaion video
>>32060589Yeah she implied that she knew how carrying a rifle felt after a long day when she was doing the bath scene.
>>32060234AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU
>>32060239I'm an American and the only times I've ever been near a firearm was when my friend showed me his dad's SWAT collection and when someone shot up the apartment complex's communal pool.
>>32060197Anyone who lost to Ame in Mario Kart today should be pretty ashamed of themselves.
>That Aqua boost ON THE FLAT OF A HILLHow the fucccjckc?!
>>32060616Latency.
>>32060553I'd do Miko dirty
>>32060589Almost American farmer had a gun and she did live in a farm
MIKO?????
GO NOEL
>>32060618I just realized it'd be a worthwhile endeavour to edit various clips so that there's Holo faces on them for these situations.
>Aqua let Miko take 1st so she coulf get hit by the blue shellDEVILISH
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Noel literally out of breathHoly shit I'm hard
Rushia...
Post Aqua if you don't think
>>32060641Miko has turned into a baby
>Miko finally passed Aqua to be the lead>IMMEDIATELY gets hit with a blue shellBeing Miko is fucking suffering
THe Fuck AQUA
>>32059948I actually wish there will be a robot/gynoid for gentoo. It would be nice
Those screams really do it for me
>>32060669KOOPA LOVE
>>32060616jps are racist pieces of shit
Gura is cute.
Bros was Noel just sandbagging yesterday to throw us off? What's happening here
>3 WAY TIE FOR 4THLETS SEE YOU MATH THIS ONE OUT, TOKYO TOWER
>>32060622>HoloMyth are Holo gun owners
Did Rushia just throw her controller? This banshee-like wailing is amazing. She just put up the standby screen after losing, too. Fuck, I can't even post this reply with all this shit going on.
>>32060681
>>32060669no way
>>32060616WHITU PIGGU GO HOME
i respect girls
>>32060669OH SHIT
>>32060589Why wouldn't she only gun? If you're buying from an Austrian gun manufacturer, it's not that hard to own a firearm ad a Austrian citizen. She owns a very rare Steyr AUG A3 in the CQC rail configuration.
>>32060605>le amber alert maymayCringe
Why do people call this girl Baqua when she's this good at video games
>>32060669O fuck
>>32060669You fuckin made me look you nigger.
>>32060635FAQ U
>>32060692Aqua let her catch up so she'd get hit by it.
>>32060548https://streamable.com/boj2r
>>32060729They'll just have a tie breaker>>32060737This is fucking amazing. Props to Towa for organising this
>>32060669Fuck you for that. Got me excited.
>>32060669YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>32060692She did that on purpose, pretty common strat at high levels.
I think A-chan and Okayu are the same person. The voice is way too similar.
>>32060737Rushia is Japanese Ame in terms of rage Maybe even worse
>>32060692I'm not watchin Miko, but it looked like she got hit by a red shell near the end again too and lost some places cause of it.
>>32060762Because it's shorter then the more accurate name of Aquatism
>>32060669NOT FUNNY
>>32060688ELITE baby
>>32060669I looked. I feel as dumb as K**pa must have when she actually thought for a split second there was even a chance Gura was in her stream.
>>32060762She's good, but she's socially retarded. Like completely so to the point of being unable to function outside without supervision
>>32060669I hate that I looked, but I hate you even more.
>>32060548https://streamable.com/82qf4cdoes anyone remember that old narrative about aqua being in a porn video?
>>32060605>AZI hope your're bullshiting because I live in Phoenix.
lol
>>32060669nigger
>>32060798Rushia is much, much worse.
>>32060796Achan is flat and Okayu is fat
>>32060669I relate to that luck part a ton. Shame she's catholic.
Wait, did this seriously only take 22 minutes, or is Aqua just styling?
>>32060784>>32060782>>32060766>>32060810>>32060820>>32060828>>32060840What if one day she really did do that what would the thread do
>Aqua quickly ended here streamSee you Niggers
>Aqua completely mogs everyone else and then immediately closes the streamI can't handle the absolute raw power of this autist
>>32060852It's block A
>>32060829Pepperidge farm remembers.
>>32060688BABY??!!!!
How do you guys spend your nights?
>>32060829
fast cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cxvYk957vs&ab_channel=MelChannel%E5%A4%9C%E7%A9%BA%E3%83%A1%E3%83%AB%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%8D%E3%83%ABMel in 5 minutes! Come watch this really cute Banpire lose at mario kart!
Yasai senpai I kneel. This is also a good lesson to those who say MK is all about rng.
>>32060852each group takes 20-30 minutes, then there's the losers bracket and the finals I think
>>32060728We'll see in the finals.Iirc yesterday's cup was pretty stacked.
i will NOT believe that any of the girls are HERE until they follow k****
>>32060878Stop being old for a second, anon.
>>32060852Aqua styled, but they have 3 more blocks and then the finals. The individual heats aren't going to take that long.
>>32060239>Ame's an American of course she learnt how to use firearmsDo non-Americans really believe the whole country is like this?
>>32060866Shit itself.
>>32060831Her phone doxxed her the same way it did to Gura
>>32060451Amelia's roommate was interviewed by Amelia Watson and approved for a gun, not hard.
>>32060880I shitpost on /hlgg/ and say to myself I'm going to do my reps but not actually do my reps>t. woke up 7 hours ago and still haven't done shit
Are they holding a follow-up race to break the tie?
>>32060886sorry I'm watching my lion grandma
>>32060338She finished the game without the newer tricks that pros use to circumvent the difficulty like the Slidespin. Also her reaction times towards hazards, especially on the final stretches was above average.People consistently call her bad, but I just think she picked harder games. Just look at Kiara's runs on both Mario All-star games in comparison. Mori's mistakes in general happens when she second-guesses jumps, while Kiara just gives up. Hell, my little sister did Shifting Sand Land and never has she lost her cap due to incompetence.
>>32060669
>>32060879hopefully Miko has time to run away before the magic wears off and Noel realizes that it's not Flare.
Bout to watch Gooruh RDR, should I grab snacks?
>>32060906mate, world news shows you people clearly have no control over your own country. I'd own a gun too if I was stuck in that dystopian shithole.
>>32060906People think GTA is an accurate representation of the US, so yes. They literally cannot comprehends that the US is as big and diverse as the entirety of Europe.
>>32060912Like the Amepocalypse?
>>32060896rng can only do so much. between people of similar skill levels, it's down to rng, but aqua is head and shoulders above the rest of this group.
>>32060239>learnt how to use firearmsjust aim and press shoot button. do americans really need to "learn" this?
>>32060243>her favourite videogame is a fucking PS2 game>not a boomerThe PS2 is closer to the NES than it is to the current consolegen lmao
>>32060880Watch any of the girls if they are on.Shitpost hereBe depressed.
>>32060961grab a can of beans
>>32060896It's about RNG unless you're the best player in the lobby. Always been that way.
>>32060906I have never met anyone who hasn't fired a gun before that wasn't female.
Ideal snacc for the MK8 tourney?
>>32060990DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
Wait where is Friend?
Please come watch Subaru quack her way to victory
Bracket B should be much more competitive. There isn’t one player clearly superior to everyone else there.
>>32060133shuba or die
Hang on, are the rest of them just going to hang out in the lobby, leaving their stream on until it starts again?
>>32060917That sneaky bitch
What do they do now?
>>32060961grab some Brunswick stew. it's the dollop of Sour Cream anniversary!I hope someone gets that
>>32060915Oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh myThis is information I didn't need to know fuck fuck fuck fuck.I wish you never told me this the fact that I know that she lives in the same state as me is not good for my mental health.*chuckles* I'm in trouble.
>>32061008salty crackers
>>32060915>Everyone is here>Everyone has a gunI don't even care about narratives anymore. I don't want to believe in anything. This is too much information. I give up. I'm just going to watch holos now and not care what the fuck they do in relation to 4chan. Please. I'm dying.
>>32060669Don't worry, I'm sure Mori will put in a good word for her once she applies for gen 2.
>>32061034Nenemax...
>>32060896Ame just refuses to learn. It's infuriating. She'll literally claim it's RNG who gets a boost at the start and who doesn't.She doesn't know how to get a boost off any jump, she barely drifts. I just don't get that kind of approach. If it were me I'd go "ok what am I doing wrong?" and then do what people tell me, but no. Ame opts to forever be total shit.
>>32061062NOT LAST PLACE STILL GOOD
>>32060962>I'd own a gun too if I was stuck in that dystopian shithole.Damn straight
>>32060012LET'S FUCKING NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32060975Probably not as hard as that, but it'd be pretty big
JWU, how was Mori's crash 4? Did my boy finally beat it?
>>32061034Before FBK and RBC get back have the three do a tie breaker match. Not hard
>>32061019She's running latehttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1348571065035890690
>>32061019Friend is gonna tryhard so she is not streaming
>Aqua is still the only one to have ended her stream and she did it with absolutely no hesitationI'm still not over this, this is fucking hilarious to me
>>32061043>*chuckles*anon why are you like this
>>32060866I think Koopa's gotten a tiny bit big in the EN vtuber community that it wouldn't be a stretch that Mori somehow heard of her from somewhere else.
>>32060922Fuck, you just reminded me. >>32043050 those pancakes took me too long, so i forgot about my reps! It'a 4:30am right now, goddammit!
>>32060829Way too tall
>>32061043What the fuck is this post? Off yourself
>>32061102Yes she did and it was glorious
>>32061021Wouldn't miss it for the world!
>>32061008Deez nuts
>>32061062It's okay, she can still win the zako cup. She was top 4 until the last 2 races.
>>32061080Yeah but when she rages. It's cute for her to put the blame on everyone but herself.
>>32061087I love how all extremes of the political spectrum are gun owners. yes, even those deep in bottom-left.
>>32060820When was that? That's both hilarious and sad.
Seeing all the cyrilic being posted by members of Botan's channel amuses the crap out of me.
>>32060040Only cute Polkas get (you)'s
>>32060866http://poal.me/n4a4q4http://poal.me/n4a4q4http://poal.me/n4a4q4
there's 3 of them!?!?!?how can i have sex with all 3 at once?!?!?
>>32061109I saw it earlier and I still don't get it.Unless she has some special setup that precludes streaming.
>>32061059Koopa is slowly comfortable in her place in the west indies. Maybe the future is not in Hololive, but a collab with them.
>>32061094And would the thread end soon after it get posted for real?
>>32061043>*chuckles*unironically neck yourself
>>32061056They're talking about amber alerts and not being on 4chan anon
>>32060915>>32061043It's probably bullshit. Her phone has been going off a lot recently.
>>32061102Your boy is unironically good at video games. That last level was a bitch.
>>32061019Had to suck off hornguy but since he's a chad he's in control of his stamina and can last as long as he wants
>>32060915>She was the AZ timezone poster
>>32061180She's at Oga's house, please understand.
I hope Pekora gets destroyed
>>32061102took a while and by a while I mean 6 hours but she fucking did it
>>32061197I got the same alert
>>32060942are you drawin anon?
>>32060915I honestly doubt it
Cute Nene!
It's time, nutsackis
>>32061080I do think it's weird how she refuses to take any advice. It's not something that's going to work for every single thing she plays.
This lion is really good at riding carts!
>>32060820maybe not Gura, but you just know Ame has used her 2nd account to watch koopa at least once.
>>32061205Yeah yeah. He still isn't streaming regardless. So its not like she can't use his gear.
IT IS TIME
>>32061021SHUBA!
>>32058589in context of this post, it becomes more and more clear while Koro and Mori liked each otherthey're both loners with autism-fueled approach to gaming and tomboyish flair on top of it
Luna your voice...
NENE TIME!
>>32061229No she draw it who also a Vtuber
So the favorites for this heat are Lion and Sheep, right?
Miko got screwed over by that last race. rip
Nabi-mama is streaming for any teamates that care
>>32060798the only differenceis that rushia could be a good black metal vocalistalso noel has the absloute worst anger management issues between all holos, she's on "twitch rage compilation 46" levels of rageshe snapped a keyboard in half on her roommate acc because she called her self danchou
>>32061268>>32061285TICKING AWAYTHE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
>>32061247Lion eats Rabbit
To celebrate kiara hitting 700k subscribers, I took the her out to get some fried chicken!
>>32061227Yes I know you want to believe she lives near you. It was probably just a call, you schizo.
>>32061295No, actually. I’d say Fubuki, Subaru and Luna are the favourites.
https://streamable.com/ik21j6Sheepbros...
>>32061329cringe, but beyond based.
>>32061295Absolutely not. Subaru > Fubuki > Luna > The rest
I BELIEVE IN MEL
Flare was dropped to losers because her best placement was 3rd
Lune LunaLuNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32061320Ame needs to sing some Floyd. I know she's a fan.
>>32060121I hate her because she makes me feel like I could do better. I love her because she makes me feel like I could do better.
>>32060669It's still fucking wild to think about the existence of Koopa and how she came to be. Crazy to think about no matter what happens.
Sorry Sheep, I need to watch Duck...
I LOVE OUR BOYIN A PLATONIC NON-GAY WAYAHHHHHHHHH
I'm honestly surprised that Mori has not logged in under her roommates YouTube account yet and posted something in her chat. The fact that Kiara has been the only one to do this is kind of funny.
>>32061333amber alerts have an extremely specific alert noise. if you aren't a burger you wouldn't understand
watch pekora try to collect all the coins instead of actually race
>>32061102jesus man, it's a story and a halfwatch the entire thing for the experience
Holy shit Luna sounds like she's dying
I hope this stupid nutsacki eats shit and places last every race
Time to support the sweet the Luna-chan.
>>32061329send this to here please
Mel is here
All the other holos secretly hate Pekora cause she's a bitch...
>>32061397Take your meds.
>>32061329Where do you take her anon?
>>32061374Is it true she actually auditioned for hololive?
Is Luna dying?
>>32061388I LOVE OUR BOY IN A NON PLATONIC GAY WAY
>>32061388I LOVE MY BOYIN A COMPLETELY ROMANTIC WAY
Why are so many Group A streamers still online?
If you dunno who to watch, then please watch my princess with her raspy sore throat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9226llSqO_c
>>32061329That's pretty based, fellow kfp bro.
>>32061393Mori can be dumb but she has at least enough sense to separate the business and non-business devices.
>>32061358get fucked elf>>32061369she's played "wish you were here" once or twice in the afterparties
>>32061393Kiara did it because she's a dumb dumb who has her work account on her personal phone. Everyone else has a modicum of opsec and doesn't do that.
Fubuki made it home!
>>32061397Should note that, while the sound is unique to alerts, it's not necessarily amber alerts. For some reason my county sent out the same style of alert for coof lockdown a couple months ago.
>>32061424Aqua hates Pekora openly though
Holy shit. Luna is bigger than all of them.
>>32061437MORIRIN
>>32061397You're hearing what you want to hear.
>>32061426If you're thinking an amber alert and a phone call sound remotely similar then you need a lot more meds than the other guy
>>32061411>>32061424What's up with all the schizos hating on Pekora? I know nousagis can be quite annoying but tf is this?
>>32060669Who?
>>32061441They're doin their own commentary. Nene's gonna watch La Lion.
>>32061419That's a serious Mel if I've ever seen one
>>32061441I think some of them talking with chat or superchat.
>>32061431Might auditioned to HoloEN Gen 2 IIRC
Who are you guys watching for this bracket?
>>32061428Ofc KFC
Roboco I believe in you!
>>32060121It's no longer a question I ask myself, and I don't want to know. All I know is, I must do better. Speaking of doing better, I will remind all of you. >>31525112 >>31525130 >>31525144 >>31525165 >>31525166 >>31525171 >>31525200 >>31525208 >>31525212 >>31525234 >>31525235 >>31525254 >>31525266 >>31525273 >>31525291 >>31525329 >>31525353 >>31527763 >>31527773 >>31527798 >>31527806 >>31527820 >>31527822 >>31527857 >>31527892 >>31527932 >>31528047 >>31528112 >>31528377 >>31528561 >>31529560>>31546453 >>31546468 >>31546469 >>31546498 >>31546547 >>31546558 >>31546560 >>31546573 >>31546592 >>31546601 >>31546615 >>31546642 >>31546656 >>31546689 >>31546697 >>31546705 >>31546707 >>31546749 >>31546764 >>31546854 >>31546916 >>31546980 >>31547029 >>31547094>>31556280 >>31556294 >>31556348 >>31556356 >>31556359 >>31556379 >>31556388 >>31556451 >>31556477 >>31556704 >>31557067>>31556280 >>31556294 >>31556348 >>31556356 >>31556359 >>31556379 >>31556388 >>31556451 >>31556477 >>31556704 >>31557067New:>>31656255>>31657546https://streamable.com/2z6rk8DO YOUR REPSDO YOUR REPSDO YOUR REPS
I love all of the girls yet dread the fact that I will literally never interact with them in any meaningful way or find another girl to fill the void they create
>Fubuki is actually playing on Oga's accountnot even hiding it anymore, is she
>>32061329based kfpbro
>Shubas delayduck...
>>32061477Pekora is a bit of a cunt, that's why
>>32061478If you're thinking her mic picked it up clearly, you need some meds.
>>32061329They never developed her Tokusatsu narrative. Kiara having a forbidden transformation has a lot of Costume potential
GO WATAME
http://poal.me/m80r3ohttp://poal.me/m80r3ohttp://poal.me/m80r3o
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>32061507
>>32061465Yeah it's the burger's legally-mandated "the government can send you alerts" noise. It happened at the same time as several anons in Arizona posted that they just got an amber alert, and a new amber alert went up on the amber alert site at the same timenot sure why I'm spoonfeeding this hard desu
YOU CAN DO IT SHUBA SHUBA
I'm rooting for Botan! I don't have her pic tho
>>32061506>had to reset my cookies to fix my browser>I don't get (You)'d by this anymoreGuess I'm excused from my reps, heh.
>>32061521This has happened multiple times now you braindead faggot
>Just came from a job interview.How did Mori do in Crash?
>>32061503Damn that's pretty cool. Where did you get the cardboard cutout?
>>32061567She made it
pekkers?
Mel...
I want to have anal sex with achan everyday
>mel is using her old modelah fuck my dick
>botan gets hit midair and drops from 3rd to 7th>her model's eyes narrowkek salty lion
>>32061518t.EOP
I thought Botan was good at games?
>>32061231>>32061333It's as believable as thinking Gura lives in FL. Besides, you're never going to find her in a city with 4 million people and the fact that she barely goes outside.
>>32061411YOU WERE SAYING?
>>32061388I love Mori in the "I HATE MORI" kinda way
High spec robot!
>>32061566except it didn't
RBC!!! Second place!
GO WATAME GO! Fuck you Pekora you schizophreniac numberfagging piece of shit cunt.
>>32061508procreating for the future of japan please andastand
>>32060129I want to be shot by Gura for stealing her corn.
>>32061455>get fuckedShe doesBut not by me ;_;
1st hahahaha
>>32061608t. seething nutsacki over his oshi getting exposed for what she is
>>32061507I only love Gura but otherwise agree
>>32061572Made it with cardboard and by printing and gluing a ton of photo papers
>>32061613Good at shooters, not kart racers.
>>32061507Let the pain break you. Come out stronger.
>>32061567she beat it, and it was all kino without any cringe
>>32061577that's great. I hope I did too.
>>32061508Was it ever a secret?
>Just caught up with Mori's streamWhat the fuck was that final level in Crash. Talk about a Difficulty Spike
Luna sounds like Subaru ASMR. kek
>>32061550>amelia gets a phone call>schizo gets an alert >SHE LIVE NEAR MEmeds
>haha, time to check on /hlgg/!>doxx and rommmate postingFor fuck's sake.
>>32061602That was BULLSHIT the ghost stole the green shells.
>>32061630But it picked up a phone call just fine yeah?
holy shit pekora knows what she's doingis she GMI?
>>32061329>>32061503>English language KFCYou better have actually done it, please post moreWhat cunt?Are you that anon who have his family over and brought out like 10 holo girls to sit at the table with him?
>>32061507Shouldn't it encourage you that all but 2 of them were nobodies before EN? Think of the ones you could get to know if you just look for smaller streamers.
>>32061670That's some dedication you got there, my friend. Keep it up.
Were they actually expected to all stream the whole time and Aqua just didn't or did they all actually want to commentate the rest of the matches
Botanchama....
Who can provide a GFE like this?
>>32061507We’re all gonna make it bros.
>>32059922And I thought I wasn't fapping today.
>>32061254the girls barely have time to watch eachother's content, why do you think anyone but Mori actually keeps up with indieshit
>>32061694No? We've heard her phone make sounds today and it was muffled as shit. Medication now.
>>32061685its bullshit but that's just classic mode for ya
>>32061666I'm sorry but how exactly is checking out how well she does makes her a cunt?
I had to bring my dog for a walk because it needed to go take a shit, what's going on now? Has the tie for 4th place been resolved?
Peko and Subaru seem to be the best in this group
Roboco...
>>32061685The funny part is cortex is a fucking joke compared the last level. If you can beat the last level, you've basically beaten the game at that point.
Mel....
>>32061506Well, fuck...
>>32061602The only way you notice that she's salty is that she laughs slightly less.
I can't believe Risu is waiting for the cup to finish before streamingWhat the fuck happened to the rrat streaming over every major event?
Pekor is more powerful than I thought... is this the power of numbers?
FUCK YOU PEKORI KNOW YOU JUST WANNA WIN FOR THE NUMBERS
AHHHHH HELP ME IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS ON LOOP NON STOPhttps://youtu.be/A9HY4DsRTCg
Deadbeats, why does Mori always speak like she's reading off a script and overly enunciating everything? Makes me feel like I'm watching a children's program, I can't imagine a grown adult enjoying it
GO SHUBA GO
SINCE WHEN WAS PEKORA THIS GOOD!?
>>32061713I think she's given up at this point.
Was Pekora sandbagging up until now, what the fuck
>>32061756Luna could be doing a bit better, but she sounds sick as a dog unfortunately.
>>32061350>>32061451>>32061513Thank you. Now I'm gonna eat with her. See ya soon
Why are Japanese clipfags so nice? They don't go for the shit pickings like toxic detective, meme shark, cringe mori. They actually showcase pretty wholesome aspects of the holos.https://youtu.be/QSvD4F-RQ1g
>>32061718AmeI hate to say this but Monika and Ame both seem to be BBC magnets
>>32061718Literally the only correct answer
>>32061685https://files.catbox.moe/ehnmd8.webm nothing that can stop Mon(k)ey Mori
>>32061494nevermind yeah they are doing some commentary, I just checked Miko
Shuba Shuba!
Button... it's time to stop playing around. Please unleash your limiters.
>Pekora mogging everyoneOh great smug nousagis incoming...
>>32061731Seethe more and take your meds while you continue to live in denial schizo
Went to the doctors, ya boy ain't feeling so good rn
1 is the only number that matters
>>32060040No.I know Polka is the cutest.
http://poal.me/b5n8nehttp://poal.me/b5n8nehttp://poal.me/b5n8nehttp://poal.me/b5n8ne
>>32061781all she cares about are 1's
>>32061718Unironically your mom
>>32061718Only you can do that. Demanding someone to care for you is unhealthy and only fuels a reliance on other people. You will never grow that way.
>>32061718literally just a good mother
>>32061830If it was convincing, you would have posted the clip.
Luna's voice is something else right now I actually kinda like it
>>32061783I just found out the other day that Red Heart is Haachama's official song. I always thought it was some meme-tier song like baby shark.
>>32061795Peko has been trained in the fires of hell by her nousagis. She has some of the rougher fans. They never go easy on her.
>>32061268>>32061285I saw the opportunity, so i took it.
>>32061699Yes. Indeed.
>>32061740>>32061358
>Male MiiNarratives?
GET FUCKED PEKORA
>>32061803Top tier KFP bro, keep it up
>>32061792>>32061795She plays Mario Kart all the time, she sucks to actual good players but that makes her miles better than the rest
>>32061787she is unironically an autist. No joke, no meme. She has high functioning autism. And the worst/best part about it is that shes enjoying all of it and thinks shes cool
>>32061803That is some next level of waifuposting I’ll give you a (you) for that.
PEEEEEEEEEKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32061817I got gibara flashbacks from that.
THE NUMBERS PEKO
https://twitter.com/virtual_awamori/status/1348560219559772160?s=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMkF4jNRIGA
>>32061793Agreed
>>32060669>it's realKWAPERS MADE IT
GO SHUBA!!!!!
>>32061864It can be both.
>>32061329Begging you to send this to her.
>>32061787All deadbeats self insert as shotas that mori wants to take advantage of
>>32061832don't
>>32061868God I miss you. I hope you print polka
>>32061817https://streamable.com/2f1l59https://streamable.com/8aqulihttps://streamable.com/tvcgep
SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA
NOOO WATAME!!!!!!
Get FUCKED peko!
get rekt, rabbit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watame....
MY DUCKWIFE IN FIRST PLACESUCK MY COCK NOUSAGIS
>>32061941https://streamable.com/a5odsf
Botan sucks lol
>>32061787It's just part of her kayfabe. When she's more relaxed in her members streams she speaks more naturally.
>>32061915>he doesn't want to teach Mori why men are taller and stronger than women by fucking out her inner masochistlow test
>>32061867Very good anon.
sheepbros....
>>32062007Shut up beech!
The Duck will break the Rabbit's back
>>32061996What's the numbers on your cock? That's very important to my decision.
>>32061779She didn't stream over Polka's 3D debut too.I think, she's been kidnapped and its someone else now.
>>32061787it's hardly my problem that you're getting filtered by your autism
>>32062007No shoot bang please understand
>>32061860Not worth the effort friend
>>32062005https://streamable.com/1rx9z3https://streamable.com/5rnovuhttps://streamable.com/c87d64https://streamable.com/zyuete
Pekora is sweating
>>32060040Happy / SadSmile / FrownClown / Wife
LETS GO MEL GANBARE GANBARE GANBARE
SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA
Is Fubuki stream sniping Botan?
Reminder that biologically speaking all women are supposed to have sex, whereas not all men are.So if your favorite holo has sex it's not a big deal, because it's just as natural for her to fuck as it is for you to be a virgin. There's nothing wrong with it, that's just the way the world is supposed to be.
She's tilting, peko
>>32062021she got blacked...
pekora is getting distracted
TAKE MY ENERGY SHUBA SHUBA
Luna is so cute
HAHA PEKORAYESSS GET LAST AGAIN AND GO TO LOSER'S BRACKET!
>>32061914Already did and she even reply it
>>32062076I accept your concession, you probably couldn't even hear it and she just said her phone went off.
YOU LIKE NUMBERS PEKO, THEN YOU GET THE HIGHEST NUMBER
Let's fucking go desu wa!
I just want Pekora to win so she has to face up against Aqua, the battle would be legendary
S-sugoi
>>32061816>>32061718Need this format for every single HoloEN member.
SUBARU
PEKO CHOKE
DUCK WIFE DOES IT AGAINEAT A BAG OF DICKS PEKO
>Luna caught the Red Shell heading for Subaru in the back of the head instead of it hitting her green shellI CALL SHENANIGANS
You did well Luna. 88888888888888
>>32061690>these absolute mental gymnasticsNobody cares about it anon
SHE DID ITSHUBA SHUBA SHUBA
Peko...you still made it.
>Duck completely unphased by getting Blue Shelledbirds really are the superior species
>7TH PLACEAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Watame didn't seem THAT bad, wow
>>32061921Don't what anon?
>she got 2nd anywayloooooooool
>>32062110You mother fucker. I'm jealous cheers
NENE IS SO FUCKING CUTE.. That is all.
LETS GO SHUBA
Mel didn't come last!
>>32062110Waking up today was worth it.
>>32061856Shame, never gonna know what that's like
Mel...Botan...
>>32062007She may do better with a lighter character since it's those tight corners that she has the most problems with.
>>32062111ok retard but why do you need a clip? are you arguing without having heard the topic?
Why is Subaru's mii a nigger
Last mariokart i played was DS where you had to snake constantly to get anywhere, is that still a thing?
>>32062161Please understand, my grandma has a bad eyesight....
>>32062174you know why
So we all know Aqua's going to win this. When it comes to skill, who is the most likely to get second?
Botan was in 2nd for the first two laps and then choked hardHate to see it
Well Robocute tried her best.
>>32062110extremely based
>>32062174She thinks that she's black
>>32062174Niggers win in sports anon Shuba's just being true to life
>>32062007Grandma can't drive
>>32062135>>32062171She doesn't live in arizona. Keep coping
>>32062092Once you have sex, you know it's very overrated
>>32062174She's a big fan of Lewis Hamilton and is paying homage to him
>>32062092Is there a timestamp for I like breeding
>>32062174Shuba is a delicious brown tomboy IRL
>>32062114How is Kiara's relationship with Pekora now? Did the oshi-fever die down now to make way for a more co-workerlike relationship?
>>32062174I can'\t tell, but it might be cause she liked that one black panther negro that died
>>32062225Aqua didn't snake, so I assume that's no longer a thing given how badly she shit on everyone.
>>32062249Okayu is almost as good
>>32062249whoever comes out of Group C. Jesus fuck this group is stacked with tryhards
>>32062268I accept your concession, you're clearly arguing off of what you read in these threads and not what was actually in the stream kek
>>32062174>why is my tomboy athletic oshi tanned?
Do I watch fat cat for the next round? Is Polka going to be cuter than usual?
>>32062225No. There's still the turbos on corners but 'snaking' isn't as bad a thing where you need to be doing it almost constantly to be competitive.
>>32061329Based
>>32062146I thought that was dekinai for a moment there.
>>32062283KEK
>>32062225on 8 deluxe, you get more speed by accelerating forward on straightaways
>>32062174
>>32062250If I've learned anything from that Aqua driving in reverse clip, it's that the first two laps literally don't matter unless you're so far ahead of everyone else they can't item you.
>[EN] I'm the girl that loved by 6th place
I was late to the race, why didn't Fubuki stream?
>check subarus chat>sea of 500 yen SCs>had mori/ame done this she would be drowned in redis the japmonkey meme actually real wtf?
>>32062268Your post is literal cope. This is pathetic...
So who's rooting for Suisei here?
>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi is an uggofellas...i can’t even watch her stream anymore without wanting to close the tab and unsubscribe
>>32062347PATO
>>32062322Suisei could be fun cause she will murder people for hitting her
>>32061718Just Amelia
Watame sobbing....
>>32062296Is there a picture for whose in what group?
>>32062353stuck at her lockdown lover Oga's house
>>32062225snaking killed mkds it was awful.
>>320623526th place or not, I still love Mel!
>>32062315Better question is if she has tanlines
>>32062363Deadbeat bro don't be like that cmon
Sheepshitters?Mind explaining?
>>32062363Botan isn't that ugly dude.
Get well soon baby princess
>last place
>>32062273Honestly having sex was probably one of the most important things I did in highschool, if I was a virgin in my 20s I'd have obsessed over sex but I know it's not worth it now and I haven't wasted my time like a lot of the people here.
>>32062354you haven't seen THAT 5ch screencap, have you?
>>32062388Because she sucks at Mario Kart?
>>32062429Yeah, nobody is doing sports naked except for ancient greek but they were gay anyways
>>32062354Coco/Rushia/Lamy monopolize most of the well-earners
>>32062363She's cute. What are you talking about?
>>32062459i have, i thought it was a nip shitposting
>>32062111>and she just said her phone went off.Actually I remember and she was screaming about her phone doxxing her
MY VERY SICK PRINCESS MADE IT TO THE WINNER'S BRACKET! YAYYYYYYYYYY!>>32062287They're still talking behind the scenes apparently. I expect they'll do one more collab together before she leaves.>>32062322Her or Suisei are gonna be the entertaining ones. Suisei is gonna fucking lose it if she gets red or blue shelled right before the end.
>>32062354It probably has to do with Americans having a larger expendable income. Japanese salary man spend all their money on alcohol.
>>32062361I am. She's cute and fun and I hope she crushes it.
>>32062354
>Botan tied for second last placeprobably hurts her gamer pride a bit
WATAMEEEEEE
>>32062354Have you seen Lamy's outfit reveal? Fourteen thousand dollardy-doos in 30 minutes
Just finished wagecucking, how was Crash? The MK8 cup going well? How is Botan doing?
>>32062363Takodachi.....its fine.....
>Watame already crying
>>32062388SC baiting you mean
>>32062494Party games are not real games.
>>32062388She never stood a chance...
"Polka, you're truly the Hololive"-Yagoo
>>32062363considering the makeup of this thread, statistically you're a teamatein that case... sorry...
>>32062363KFPbro she's just european
>RPing as a yandere Ame stalking Gura>This happenedDidn't Gura play RDR2 today?
>>32062400>Who's Oga?
>>32062506Our boy is good at video games!
>>32062483>>32062111She said "my phone betrayed me!" if I remember right
OH NOOOOO....peko....https://files.catbox.moe/wlxxcj.png
>>32062493the ah ah ah always makes me laugh
>>32062485I want to see Sui-chan bomb herself again.
>>32062494I don't think she gave a fuck after the first race.
>>32062493this literally never fails to make me laugh and i don't know why
>>32062467No because her dad never love her just like everyone should do
>>32062493This will never not make me laugh.
>>32062506GreatGreatnot so great.....
>>32062363copypasta-chama.....
>>32062476lamy and rushia pander to lonely 40 year old salarymen but how/why do coco and mori get red SCs all the time, i genuinely don't understand the appeal
Who's up next?
>>320625065 hours of Mori going absolutely fucking crazy on the last level
>>32062307>>32062357Your posts are literal delusion. I just went and listened to it. It's not the right alarm sound.
>>32062367>32062347Yee bruh
>>32062538Damn, the pregnancy narrative is going for a spin with this new twist. Can sharks be impregnated by horses?
>>32062287no, she was going to go to bloom live in disguise
What the fuck? A-chan is loud. HOT.>>32062485Cute. I'm glad Kiara is doing so well now. Do you have the rooster on who goes next btw? I'm just clicking randomly in holotools until I see people racing.
Has there ever been an insertion posting dedicated to a holo?
>>32062540one of the homostars she frequently collabs
>>32062506Botan tied for second last place, MK8 is not her game
>>32062555GO TOWA GO
>>32062494Nah, La Lion was having fun, though having all her green shells stolen and being redshelled right afterwards has to sting a bit.
ok who's next?
Roboco rooting for Shuba to win
>>32062506GreatYeahTied with Mel for 12th
>>32062494At the end of the day this is what truly matters.
Don't cry Watame, you fucking wreck of a woman
>>32062597Only ones I know for sure are Suisei and Polka. I think Flare, Matuli, and Marine are in there too.
>>32061043This is why you don't spread doxx information in these threads you goddamn fucking retards. Kill yourselves.
>>32062580Mori appeals to the late 20s/early 30s professional weeb which means large amounts of discretionary spending. Don't ask me to explain Coco.
She comes...
>>32062555https://files.catbox.moe/fa7rt3.MP4
>>32062591Then post it
>>32062583I'm up next, wish me luck!
>>32062614ChocoMatsuriPolkaTowaOkayuMarineSuiseiAki
>>32062597Choco, Matsuri, Polka, Towa, Okayu, Marine, Suisei, Aki is the next block
>>32062608her model's excellent eye-tracking betrayed her, it showed her squinting/glaring in anger every time some utter bullshit happened
>>32062540handsome chocolate colored man with a voice nicknamed "the pantie wetter9k"homostar that fbk plays with a lot
Time to watch Okayu mog the fuck out of these chumps
>>32062512Wouldn’t be a Watame stream without some crying.
>>32062665Thanks bro
Poruka oruka?
>>32062663Good luck Aki!
>>32062636I wonder if she cried like this when.....nah....
>>32062580they're cool girlsunironically both feel the most like having a bro that just happens to be a chickkinda immature, crass, not afraid to do cringy shit but under all of it you see a very warm, affectionate and feminine person
>>32062689mogu*
>>32062673Thnanks
>>32062689>Time to watch Okayu mogu the fuck out of these chumpsFixed.
>>32062552She said, "my phone betrayed me, the alarm that I had on", and it was a double beeping alarm not the held tone of an amber alert.
>>32062654Is that to scale?
HOW DO WE FEEL FELLOW ZAIN
>Aqua already scheduled her next MK8 streamShe's fucking prepped, goddamn.
I'll support O Ka YuO Ka YuO Ka Yu
WATAME STOPPP I FEEL BAD NOW IT'S JUST A DUMB GAME
Mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu moguuuuhai
This is a fat cat thread now
>>32059982>>32059995>>32060012>>32061088Lunaitos are a fucking CULT.
>>32062706PORKA ORUYO
>>32062591Feel free to link a comparison anon. Listen to the sounds back to back. Tell me that's not what it is.
>>32062665>>32062673This group is gonna be close as fuck
>>32062650>Don't ask me to explain Coco.but....why
CHOCO SENSEI I BELIEVE IN YOU!
All in on fat cat baby!
>>32062741OUR CLUSSY IS RIDING HIGH AFTER HER 3D DEBUT AND FINISHING HER TENT, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG FOR HER EVER AGAIN!
>>32062741FULLY MODELED
>>32062663I GOT TWENTY BUCKS RIDING ON YOU SON. DO ME PROUD EH
Mogu mogu mogu mogu moogu mogu
>>32062689Womb will destroy her!
>>32062763>>32062650Bots because she have fuck all going for her
Which Holos am I watching?
>>32062748This girl is too fucking emotionalDaddy issues tend to do that
Why is Watame crying?
Wait, Watame is actually crying???
>>32062754Say that to your sheep who's literally getting sympathy bucks for crying on stream right now after being utterly decimated faggot
>>32062794
>>32062758It's not. The amber alert is a held tone, hers is beeping da-ding da-ding.
>>32062691She cries way to often for my liking. Reminds me of Markiplier.
Go go Suisei!!
>>32062763she's a dedicated gachikoi farmer
Okayu you fat cat, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat?
Suisei really talks to her chat a lot even in the middle of collabs, huh. Reminds me of a certain oxymoron.
How do I fly to Japan and hug Watame...
Damn, korone is hot
>>32062599>>32062683Oh Ok, thanks.
>>32062752Fatto catto
watame.......
>>32062793hai
>>32062676Schizos making wild assumptions is a tired trope anon
>>32062806because she got dead last
>>32062801You have 3 tabs open for Polka.
>>32062769Sums this up right chonder
>no streamChoco...
>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi has a huge futa cockfellas...i can’t even watch her stream anymore without wanting to close the tab and unsubscribe
>>32060260Just for that, I'm becoming a JP anti. Prepare to see me shitpost in your oshi's chat!
WTM...
why aren't ID and EN cheering on the chat?
Why is Okayu always so chillIt upsets meI want her to actually lose her composure for once and slip out of it
>>32062831She's fat!In all the right places!
>>32062737Are you reading what you wrote? Jesus, dude, you need to take your meds unironically.
>>32062836The difference is that she reads SCs less than Ina does
>>32062794https://streamable.com/k04xp8
>Polka starts streaming>Instantly drowns out Sui's measured tones with clown screaming
>>32062806no father figure=im an unlovable failure=maybe if i win at mario kart someone will love me=lose at mariokart= *dut dut dut dut* vreeeeeeee vrowwwww.mp3
>>32062805Give Kiara a break. She's had a hard life.
>>32062820Link it or take your meds friend. Why are you in blatant denial?
>>32062857Coco's Cocock...
>>32062794You should probably read what you're replying to, Zhang.
I WANT TO SLEEP WHILE HUGGING OKAYU>>32062868Watch her play horror games.
OKAKORO IS ETERNAL
*casts spell that makes Watame have a good day to cheer her up*
>>32062857Takobro....
>>32062868That does happen from time to time, anon. Just watch more fat cat.
>>32062635>RUBI still find it hilarious how Russians have adopted Adidas Lion
chin up watame, evert race has to have a last place. today just wasnt your day.
*casts a spell to make Watame the winner*
>Mori and Kiara's archived karaoke were the best karaoke they have done so farWhat is it with these girls sounding their best on songs we've already heard from the JPs a million times
>Watch Watame, she starts crying>Sad>Polka comes on and starts doing clown shit>Happy>Watame still crying in the background>Happy
>tfw i dug too deep and now all my dwarfen bros have been killed by the Balrog
Don't worry, I'll take care of Matuli.
>>32062794https://streamable.com/k1y7nw
I like the current one, but I kind of miss Polka's absolute clusterfuck of an intro.
>>32062868She played Getting Over It for several hours and didn't get angry once. You are asking for the impossible
>>32062831>why are you so fat?Onigiri.
Let's Go-wa Towa!!!
>>32062909Watame no! that's the stone cold summoning spell!
>Turn on Okayu's streams>She's eating >Keep the stream open
*casts spell into the past to make Watame's dad not love her*
>>32062857Whatcha mean? Shouldn't you be unhinging your jaw instead?
>>32062909>>32062937too late witches, your shitty magic can't turn back time
>>32062900https://youtu.be/_AbZB1uuVjA?t=841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxF2c_nhiGMIt's not the same
>>32062831I eat, anon. It's what I do
>>32062938Oh shit i missed Kiara's 700k one. Any highlights?
>group C stacked with tryhards>my poor wine aunt stuck with themAki-chan...
>>32062942kek
>>32062909Nullifies spell*
>>32062972https://streamable.com/mz87vk
What's Watame crying about this time?
>"Fun Mario Kart tournament">Miko nearly broke her joycon>Rushia broke her switch>Watame already crying>We're still in the preliminaries
*casts a powerful hex that transfers Ame's mario kart success onto Polka*
Watame really needs a hug
>>32062985Jazz Hinotori and she did a passable RIP
>>32062972go fuck yourself
>>32062927Someday she will get Tarkov permissions and she will mog Pekora.
>>32062999coming last
>>32062942>he isn't a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of AnorNGMI
>>32062985She on the way to getting revere tick tocked
Which Holo EN actual does genuine ASMR? Not comedy BFE experience mori ASMR
>>32062942>tfw i dug too deep and now i am visiting the circus
There's too many people talking my shitty Nihongo can't deal with this. Who do I leave unmuted?
>>32062972You fool! Watame's dad is already not fond of her. By casting this spell you reversed the effect, meaning Watame's dad loves her even more now!
TOWA LETS GOOOOOOOO
*casts spell to make my normal sized hat comically large*
Who are the pros in this group?
>>32063005>inb4 some fag calls himself nobuhime and joins the sever
>>32062985Her Hinotori sounded fucking great
>>32063002>put a bunch of mentally damaged girls into a competition together after they spent weeks practicing>surprised when shit blows up
>>32063030Mori, on thursday.
>>32063022well, she should have shlicked harder then
Matsuri = kinoko
>>32063033Okayu of course.>>32063050Okayu of course.
>>32062983>I've been betrayed by my alarmNice save Ame. Wish I could think on my feet like you.
>>32062538She fucked a horse?>ITS HER
>>32062892boner
>>32063033Suisei and Polka
>>32063033Okayu.
>>32062983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uoxvp0398Esame sound
>>32063050Fat cat is clear 1st place, the question is who else is advancing.
>Open Towa's stream>A-chan is numberfagging>keep stream open
>>32062985Limiters almost came off in several songs, probably one of her best karaoke sessions to date if not her best. She sounded damn good in Pretender and jazz Hinotori in particular. I'd say it's a must-watch if you enjoy Kiara at all.
>choco isn't even streaming she'll get dead last
>>32063002competition is only fun for the winnersno exception
>>32063050Okayu is the big one to watch. She's probably going to mogu all of them.
>>32061915god imagine
So Matsuri will enter the winner's bracket right.
>>32063037Or was that because of the effect of the spell and he actually did love her in the original timeline?>>32063050Okayu and Suisei.
>>32063002All hail MK
>>32063050Okayu
so who's gonna come 3rd?
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE PHONE YOU STUPID FUCKING SCHIZOSWATCH THE GODDAMN RACE YOU STUPID SEANIGGER DOXXFAGS
>>32062985The RIP/Hinotori/Pretender trio was probably the highlight but I also really liked Love Machine and Garnet
>>32062635>6.70Surely at that point you could chop the two zeroes off the end and revalue it?
>>32062985Her real voice leaked when she was singing gurenge
>>32063063I just cant imagine Mori, my due, my bro, my homie, doing some sexy ASMR that's gonna make me eargasm. I just cant
>>32063105She'll try to enter the winner's bracket for sure if you know what I mean keh keh
*casts spell that makes my 3 inch penis a 5 inch penis*
>>32063022Oh dear. She really does cry over every little thing. I thought that was just a narrative.
>>32062594Sure can. Happens all the time.
>>32063112Reol permissions onegai
Okayu is singing along with the BGM and sound effects again, sasuga fat cat you know why I watch you
Polika's calling a possible victory for her.
POLKAAAAAAA!
Giant Towa's disgust, Small A-chan's shame
Towa...
>>32063092That's not it. Her alarm clearly has a beat in it.
torre...
The race hasn't even started and Suisei is already yelling lmao
who is streaming now ?
tortellini...
THE PEOPLE ABSENT IN THIS RACE>Haachama (EN Gen 0)>Coco (EN Gen 0)>Korone (Lead JP in terms of eigo reps)>Sora (2nd best JP in terms of eigo reps)WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
>>32062580>how/why do coco and mori get red SCs all the timeLonely people who choose to be retarded online in their free time because they hate their stiff work environment and throw money at e-celebs because they don't really have anything to spend their money on.
Towa you baka....
>>32062938That's debatable for Mori. It's just that the last archived one didn't have standing songs like the dildoman songs.
>>32063133She's gonna whisper in your ears with her sultry voice and you're gonna FEEL ITYou better BELIEVE IT
>>32063080>>32063092You guys are hearing what you want. It's not the same thing.
LETS GO LETS GOLET THE CUTEST HOLO WIN
Porcini...
NO WHORE ALLOWED
Holy shit, this mogu cat is not even covering up the number and she still has an additional screen capture to show us the number. What a pro.
>>32063197EN championship soon
PRIDE OF HOLOLIVEGO GO GO GO
Holy Shit Suisei
So close...
Suisei doing pretty well
holy SHIT okayu almost stole 1st at the very last second
Comet almost choked holy shit
Pagliacci...
She's so scuffed.....
Sui was gonna stab the clown if she got 2nd from that blue shell.
>>32063204her unarchived ones are pretty kino save one or two songs, well that's just Mori for ya. Upsetting to a fault but denials even more pathetic, I guess
polka..
Clussy...
Damn Okayu almost nearly beat Suisei thanks to that blue shell
SUI-CHAN WAAAAAA
Polka...
>Didn't practise this map.>Still got 3rd.Based Festival.
Poruka... you were so confident before the start...>>32063197Haachama was in Australia when this was plannedCoco still infestedKorone hates collabsYou're not allowed to mog Sora in games.
Let's fucking go Suisei
COMET
The pride of Hololive!
I got a sudden urge to piss in someone's asshole, any pointers?
>>32063126Their currency has been going downhill for years. But hey, a little bit here and there still adds up to something.ARS is worth a bit more than RUB right now
Why does Polka suck?
Suisei by the skin of her teeth, goddamn
Okayu's mii is amazing.
the pride is winningsasuga super comet
Tower hanging onto fourth..
>>32062985hinotori jazz and hinotori normal were great. she also rapped RIP pretty good. her limiters dropped several times.probably her best karaoke to date.
>>32063217SUISEI IS THE CUTESTSHES THE CUTEST AS ALWAYSSHES THE CUTEST TODAY AS WELL
>>32063314It is frightening.
>>32063215Shut the FUCK up
>>32063306Meds
>>32063311Who cares? She seems in high spirits regardless.
It's a clown world out there.
>>32063311What else would she have spent her time practicing and getting ready for? Think real hard on this one, anon.
Damn, Gura leaves no witnessesToo bad it doesn't do anything
>>32063342Are you mad that your schizo theory got blown up?
>>32063137>He can only cast Lvl. 2 Cock of the InfiniteDo you even own a proper robe?
I can't hear this music without thinking of that one -8 gif...
>>32063215Let's assume you're right, why in the ever loving fuck would she try to make noise over it and say she's been betrayed? That makes no sense and at all.
Holy shit does Okayu not shut up?
>>32063306It's hard to piss with a boner, need to do your pelvic floor reps
>>32063306The post above you.
>>32063284CUTE AS ALWAYS
THIS JUST IN, FOOTAGE OF SUISE'S VICTORY DANCE AS SHE SECURES FIRST PLACE IN THE BRACKET FROM RACE 1
>>32063355No you fucking retard I'm mad that YOU KEEP BAITING DOXXNIGGERS. Just fucking drop it you goddamn SEAmonkey.
Sui-chan really is a tryhard...
anyone got inas full graduation
Comparing the nijisanji mario kart cup to this, the official channel got massive amount of viewers but the actual streamers got pitiful views, while here the streamers got great numbers all around, and pekora even surpass the organizer's numbers, so does this mean that hololive viewers value the streamers more than the brand while nijisanji fans the opposite?
>>32063368Look at her win!
THE JOYTHE VOICETHE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVEHOSIMATI SUITYAN
Moggu Moggu
>>32063363Because she's surprised by an alarm she forgot about interrupting her stream?
>>32063197Ayame...
>>32063368LOOK
>>32063368look at her go!
What's really amazing and funny is how Okayu is relaxed. I love this cat
>>32059922I think I'm unironically in love with Haachama. HELP
>>32063368TICK TOCK COMKEK
Damn Okayu was just chilling all the way from the start to the finish line.
>>32063284PRETY IDOL!
KYOMOU KAWAIII
>4thStill in range at least.That drop though.
Okayu is making this seem so effortless if you compare her POV to Suisei or Towa.
Wow watching Suisei and Okayu is fucking hype. They're neck and neck so far.
>>32063410The contrasting energy with Suisei is pretty cool.
>>32063363>>32063395SHUT UP NIGGERS
>>32063368THE PRIDE
>>32063406I forgot she existed.
Suisei putting up a good challenge to the portly puss
>>32063386It means niji is too saturated with talent and everyone is spread too thin (TAKE A FUCKING HINT COVER)
Suityan go go go!!
Choco isn't even coming close...
>>32063386Niji has too many talents, also supposedly the official Niji channel is shown on Youtube TV in Japan or something?
Choco sensei.....
NOOOO SUITYAN
>>32063454Not even the lolcow trannies cared, but I will drop it.
>>32063484One day we'll have a Towa stream on TV in akihabara. One day
>>32062984you're eating us out of house and home, okeyu
Damn C block is pretty stacked, these races are actually really close
I've never seen a fat cat stream before but she's so chill
>>32063466Cover's fine. They can add another JP gen and another 2 or 3 EN gens before they need to worry about Niji syndrome..
Suisei...
Loli-kun...
SUICHAN
that fat cat star timing!
TOWAAAAAA IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm gonna fucking murder Towa
TWAPPIIIIIII
>Okayu gets and uses a star literally milliseconds before someone else uses lightningholy SHIT this FAT FUCKING CAT LUCKSACKS IT
>JWU>Red Dead didn't show up in my sub boxI almost thought she'd cancelled or gotten the video privated again, fucking youtube.
TOWASAMAWIN
SAY HER NAME WRONGI DARE YOU
>ORGANISER COMES FIRSTRIGGEDRIGGEDRIIIIIIGGED
OOOOOOh well done Towa 8888888888888
>Choco
>that timing on the lightningcomet...
YEA YEA YEA, LET'S GO!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Towa 1stSuck it Suisei
TWAP!
>>32063546Twapi...
Damn, Matsuri barely holding on.Also that part where she got hit by like 3-4 items in a row.
>>32063546Thwose name?
TOWATWAPTOKYO TOWERING OVER THE COMPETITION
Polka securing that 7th place.
>>32063363"Betrayed" makes more sense if it was her alarm, because it would be something that was supposed to help her instead hurting her.
I'M GONNA FUCKIN BLOW UP TOKYO TOWER
I just noticed Suisei is using the meta combo lmao
>>32063546常闇とわ
>>32063386Kuzuha literally had more viewers during MK tournament than Pekora, wtf are you on about?
>>32063546Tortellini.
Never understood how anyone can have fun in Mario Kart when some nigger in 10th place can fuck you up with a blue shell which does nothing for him but completely fucks you up for being good
>>32063546Who?
Alright, let's get this over with.
>sui's map
>>32063537>lucksackkek
>>32063546Taco.
Tortuga...
>>32063586No anon, just no...
>>32063582
How long it should take Kiara to finish Fire Emblem today? 5-6 hours?
>>32063621>7th placeKek
>>32063540The fuck, I just checked and the vod isn't on the sub feed for me too. Wtf youtube.
lonely pirate in 2nd place
Did Polka just quit?
Polka.....
Pol...
What the fuck did you do Polka?
Polka is not here.
POLKA DISCONNECTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Poroku orunai...
Did Polka just drop?
Polkachama...
POLKAAAAA NOOOOOO
polka...
>>32063610its a FUN party gaimu
HAHAHAHA Okayu what did you do
TOWA-SAMA TAKE MY ENERGY
Suisei is like those niggers in fucking bangdream who pick expert shit and then fail at the song.
GO SUISEI GOLOOK AT HER GO
Why is Aki panting like it's Ring Fit?
polka noooooooo
>>32063638Makes more sense than your scenario.
Fatto catto...
TOWASAMA ABUNAI
Polka....Anyway you are on the last place no matter what
>>32063603i guess tokyo ghoul does hits different, still confused why he's so popular.... but only him i think got great views
>>32063639It is just MK. Her other stuff went over great at least.
>polka disappearsDid Mori start a member stream or something?
>>32063644>1stif she win apologize
THAT FUCKING SHOT
Yeah, this is as scuffed as I was expecting.
LOOK AT HER GO
FAMICHIKI
Toque.....
VICTORY!
>>32063704You were saying?GET FUCKED TOWKEK
>>32063704You were saying?
OKAYU WAS ROBBED BY RNG!!!!
SUISEIIIIIIIIIIII
Suisei's performance really caught me by surprise. Is she always like this?
>menhera janaiTime to put that to the test
SUI-CHAN WA~
It's your diamond in the roughYour shooting starHOSHIMACHI SUISEI
yab...
good race
I wish I was Okayu>comfy>always relaxed>play retro games all day for the most part>everyone likes you cause you're zero drama and just chill >loyal fanbase, good viewership
NINTENDOOOOOOOO
CUP DIED
THE PRIDE STRIKES AGAIN
Debiru strong
>>32063746AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did polka just ragequit?
>>32063644APOLOGIZE FUCKER
>>32063745She got dropped by the server.
>>32063745She's catching up on Mori's Crash stream
THE WHOLE FUCKING LOBBY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINTENDO
>>32063723It doesn't at all, now fuck off you autistic retard.
Nice fucking online you've got there, Jewtendo.
>>32063830Error.
Imagine paying a monthly fee for this shit
STOP THE COUNT
ZA 誇り
Why is Towa getting so many viewers?
>>32063783Suisei tryhards like crazy
>>32063796Kyou mo hayai!
>>32063783she's the pride of hololive, you think that's a joke?
>>32063783You should see her play Tetris if you haven't.
Chink just hack Nintendo server.
>>32063815I want an Okayu/Ina collab.
>>32063783She's one of the biggest tryhards in Hololive.
Niji viewers are 99% japs
>>32063846Did you just say ERROR?
>>32063846It's a good song, but what happened?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olg
>>32063783Yes. Suisei is pretty competitive.
menhera's not bad
>>32063844REMINDER YOU PAY EXTRA FOR IT BECAUSE OF MICROSOFT
>>32063723Drop it you goddamn retard.
>>32063783THEPRIDEOFHOLOLIVE
>>32063864Why does a young girl move like a granny?
>>32063844>>32063837>>32063836>>32063820>>32063818>>32063846>>32063854>>32063856du u rike? thrank you for da twenty dorrars ;)
>>32063865Her stream's the "main" one since she organized the event
>>32063865A-Chan buff
>>32063840Don't go spreading your shitty rrat ever again.Those are not the same alarms.
>>32063865She's the official stream, when she's not racing it has POV + commentary
>>32060269it took me way to long to realize it was a pusspuss, I even used to doodle it while I was into ds. I even knew what a pusspuss looks like goddammit
>>32063884comf singularity
This is the face of a winner
>>32063864why is this shit so funny
>>32063865She's the host with A-chan, though she's participating in the 3rd bracket.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Exclusive footage from Suityan as she rolled by the entire lobby:https://files.catbox.moe/byw54w.webm
>>32063884I'm pretty sure the cat would eat the octopus.
>>32063865Because she's super cute!
I just want to take this moment to mention that Aki's new years outfit has some delicious sideboob.
Porka is so fat that she single handily crashed the servers.
>>32063901Seethe
POLTATO INTERNET
OH SHIT, KORONE IS IN OKAYUS STREAM!
...is Okayu a schizo
>>32063914Both of you retards need to learn to never talk about this again.
>>32063914If it's relevant again I will. Eat shit.
>>32063959I blame Okayu
>>32063971She's just like us!
How many more races did they have? Was that the last one?
Hey retards shut the fuck up about phone shit
>>32063912>>32063911>>32063921>>32063937Ah, ok, cheers.>>32063951This is also true.
>>32063959>>32063978>Polka Okayu and Festival all in the same blockI knew Block C was stacked but not like this!
>>32063946God I can't wait for 3D Lalion
>>32063975And then I will tell people not to believe it because it's crap.
so wtf is going on, marine's server also died
Aki's sweet laugh even as she lost...this is why she's the best...
>>32064000Yea that was the last one for C bracket
Meido please ban the retards talking about the phone.
>>32064028k
>>32064041It's a little thing called Nintendo
Imagine how long Gura can last in bed given her top tier fitness and enduranceThat cunny can go all day bros
UPDATED MARIO KART 'FRIENDLY' TOURNAMENT RESULTS:BROKEN EQUIPMENT: RUSHIATHROWN CONTROLLERS: MIKOCRYING ON STREAM: WATAME, MATSURI
>>32063973And you need to cope
Ayame.....
>>32063959POLKA ISN'T FAT YOU FUCKER
>>32064020you fucker
>>32064067>Broken equipmentwut
>>32064067Is Festival crying even noteworthy?
>>32064041the race is fucked, everythings fuckedthey'll either redo the race or just pass okayu and suisei
>>32064067Wait, Matsuri's crying too? You should have told me sooner, I had her muted.
>>32064055Cope
>>32064067And we haven't even started the finals yet.
>>32064067Sounds like a typical MK tournament
>>32064080doesn't care about Hololive
>>32064089Who's that cutie on top of Polka?
>crash eet
>>32064067>THROWN CONTROLLERS: MIKOsasuga
OI NINGEN WHO'S PLAYING NEXT
>>32064057small mumbai based hindi company
>>32063517Niji talent don't necessarily support each other the way cover talent does. A lot of them choose to do it but others just end up kind of forgotten.By contrast, Hololive organizes their talent in generations, and even enforces a 1 month collab ban when each gen debut that forces the gen to mesh together at first. Doing things that way makes it so that every talent is part of the net and it makes it so that viewers of one holo eventually end up becoming familiar with every talent in the branch, if not every Cover talent as a whole.
>>32064067I guess girls can be children as well
>crying because of a vroom vroom wahoo man video gamedo women really?
>>32064094She threw her controller, I think. Then she fucked up her stream setup for a bit.
>>32064059It's average and given her diet she is probably a bit chubby. Which is totally fine with me.
>>32064020Oi you cheeky cunt
Ina ina inaaaaa
>>32064094Rushia raged and threw her controller. I think she hit her keyboard too since her screen was scuffed for a bit.
>>32064159>can be
>>32064168>he didn't see her RFAs
>>32064161Apparently yes they do and it's hilarious
>>32064161this is what no father figure does to a girl
>>32064155You bad robot people are trying to focus here
After this she's gonna spend a grand on gacha while she schlicks to shota porn
Hey what's RBC even doing?The stream has been on her face the whole time
>>32064046So suisei won right? she got 1st twice, 2nd once, and 4th once, while Okayu got 1st once and 2nd twice iirc
>no Mori blasphemous this weekMORI YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>32064171S-sugoi
>>32064161Please understand, the results of this tourney will cement social hierarchies within Hololive until the next major competition
>>32064171I don't get this broEldtritch Queen Ina forcing her pre-corruption self to fuck Watson?
>>32064067To be fair, Miko got fucked over pretty hard in her last race and ended up missing the final cut. I'd rage too
>>32062817>sympathy bucksBased, I hope she earns lots. You're still in a cult though.
>>32064161Cabaret club for the disabled, anon.
>>32064168Anon, we're talking about a girl who rations McDonalds over several days and S+'d multiple RFA challenges in a row.
>>32064220>Friendly race>cementing social hierarchiesDo woman really?
>>32064145That's omarun....
>>32064214retardchama?
>>32064161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfmgc7P8gGM
>>32064171Ina ama inaaaaaa>>32064221It's a homosexual's cycle of sexual abuse
>>32064160wtf it's exactly like a nip school where there's the cool kids and there's always the outcast group and the bullied one
>>32064214anon your eyesight reps.....
>>32064161The JP girls are 100x more emotionally unstable than the EN girls.
>>32064214What? It's on her schedule??
>>32064214It's on tuesday bro
>watame crying againwhat now, did another retard send her a $5 superchat telling her their entire family died?
>>32064207All the people that have already gone are just commentating I guess
>>32064221The depths of taiwanese /u/ schizo lore is too much for you to handle traveler
>>32063736Dirty fujos, male nijis especially kuzuha and kanae always had more viewers than female nijis in collab
>>32064214She changed schedule or you are just retarded?
>>32063047Mio, no! That was your normal sized hat!
>>32064256Yes of course, when Aqua wins she'll be able to demand all the tendies she wants from every other holo.
>>32064161Broken girls home please andastand
HOW IS THE FATTO CATTO DOING?
No one's talking about Ollie being on...
I love Reine!
>>32064214Anon?
>>32064295sasuga akua
>>32064161THEY PRACTICED LIKE CRAZYHAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED A SPORTS ANIME OLD MAN!?
>>32064196Eh there is no race going on anyway.>>32064207I think she is talking with chat. I switched from her to Polka as soon as her race started.
Has anyone else been listening to Nene's commentary this whole time?
>>32064303Being extra mogu mogu
Winners BracketAquaKanataNoelLamySubaruFBKPekoraLunaSuiseiTowaOkayuMarineLosers bracketFlareMikoRushiaNeneMelRBCBotanWatameMatsuriChocoAkiPolka
>>32064298>it's real
>>32064298That's bullshit but I believe it
>>32064186I saw every one of them. RFA is not that hard.>>32064250You didn't watch the latest MC stream and RFA is once again, not that hard.
>>32064168anon, you can imply all you want, but her RFA scores are well above average.IN B4 muh posturing and >lol whateva fgt i can do 200 squats in 5 seconds guras scores arent good.
>>32064298I want this generator, this looks fun
>>32064311zoombie...
Choco...
>>32064214>deadbeats doubt their oshi so much they deliberately misinterpret her schedule
>>32064327I've been listening to noel's commentary.
>>32064298Mori why are you like this?
>>32064311Thanks for reminding me.Her chat is too fucking fast despite the size.Fucking zooomers.
>>32064330TOWA!Mel...
>>32064303Comfortably winning
>>32064311Nothing to talk about yet.
>>32064214
>>32064311Fuck Ollie, she's overlapping an important event for her senpais, what type of person would to that?
What was sex with Amelia like?
>>32064327Of course!! I wonder if my cute nene felt a little guilty for laughing at polka's (not) ragequit
WHY ARE DORKS SO FUCKING HOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32064374N-NUMBERS
>>32064311Well anon she's streaming during the big MK tourney. I'll leave her on during intermission though.
>>32064324>Mario Kart>SportPick one faggot
>>32064298Why did I laugh at "snailpanda"
>>32064303 i just realized that her titty is an onigiriam i retarded
>>32064381oh believe me, I wont doubt my boy for a second, but shes a little special you see
>>32064298>Araki>Where's the fun?NICE
SUPA COMET
>>32064171>Corrupted eldritch Ina forcing Ame to use her time traveling powers to go back in time and molest Ina before she picked up the book that corrupted her, but in reality it's her being molested that made her seek out the corruption in the first place, completing the cycleKino
choco...pol...
Well done, Ollie. Exceptional scheduling.
>>32064351I was in the army for several years, get fucked fat ass.
Miko's voice gives me life
>>32064214Despite being blind you have good taste in art
>>32064298>gen3>spiders>SNAILPANDA>Phoenixare you even trying, AI?
>>32064311who?
>>32064426Like getting your arm dislocated
>>32064432>Towa>Suityan>Marine>Flare>MoriYou're right, it's a universal law
>>32064413Reminder Tenchou is on in 25 minutes with Fire Emblerm and I'll have her on as BGM!
SUPAA COMETO
>>32064324Maybe if they played real sports, I would've cared.
>>32064466>right when nintendo servers died and ruined the collabsasuga zoomer
>>32064311It goes like this.EN(+Reine maybe)>JP>ID>Homos
>>32064485I would watch a spider-themed vtuber named Snail Panda
>>32064400Fat cat do not treat the PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE so lightly, or you may rue this decision
>>32064381you think having an actual autist as your oshi is easy, punk?
>>32064330Damn I can't wait to watch the finals
>>32064476ogey, whatever you say mr navy seal
Okayu looks fucking threatening
>>32064369https://app.inferkit.com/demo
>>32063610>Dodges to 2nd place.
>>32064550that fucking face:)
>>32064508otosan...watame is crying....
>>32064426>ame cums>you are t-20 seconds away>oh shit that felt good>she time loops indefinitely keeping you locked in that state
>>32064550D-dont hurt me please
>>32064537Actually makes it easy since she can't lie for shit, memory issues aside.
>>32064508fuck you and fuck myself for laughing at this image everytime
>>32064509The yab zombie's powers isn't exclusive to self-harm.
>towa 3rd place
>>32064476So you are saying you are overweight.
APOLOGIZE
pe-peko.....
>>32064508SHUT THE FUCK UP WATAME'S DAD
https://files.catbox.moe/mnnscv.mp4
>>32064586I am now, yeah
>>32064588>starts to cry>makes 2 grand
Just got homeWhich holos are winning, /hlgg/?
>>32063610There is tricks to avoid it.
>>32064382I wonder where Trespasser lands in regards to permissions hell
How is this working now that they have a winners and losers brackets?
>>32064426Handholding vanilla missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>>32064595HOUSHOU MARINE KONO KUSOYAROOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Nenechi... I don't feel so good
Are you kneeling?
>>32064588Gura would have of earned then them all
>>32064508anon you're horrible....
>>32064586no, hes explaining that his argument is weak because hes not intelligent.
>Matsuri invited Hoshikawa to watch her because she thought she was going to get into the finals>Hoshikawa obviously never showed up>She's now sniffling and crying on stream
>>32064508Why is Watame's dad The Rock?
>>32064556Thank you, have a completely worksafe and family friendly Haachama
>>32064160Huh.. I don't know I didn't quite finish my thought there. But the point is that this structure makes Cover's model able to sustain much more talent before Niji syndrome starts setting in. Assuming they continue to debut them at the same rate, of course.
>>32063893Her performance on the earlier maps is better than I expected.I guess she is more cautious on unfamiliar maps.
>>32064508Tsunomaki-han... please call your daughter...
>>32064618wtf watame is actually kiara???
>>32064595
>>32064382Took me a minute to process if I was staring at her ass or her tits
>>32064651summer festival...
>>32062525Fuck you, she’s cute
>>32064588Twap.......
>>32064595TOWACHADS
>>32064298>ArakiHE'S IN
>>32061506Uhhh. Risu, you look different today.
So is Marine putting english text in her streams going to be a normal thing for her from now on?
>>32064642Nope
>>32064679After all, titties are fake asses.
Time for weekly confessionsDid’ja jack off to any of the girls? I heard Daisenpai is gal of the month.
>>32064651Sorry, Matsuri-chan... I have plans that day. Going on a date with Kanae? N-no way! You're overthinking.
>>32064655This image is not accurate. She's allergic to eggs.
>>32064674watame was the kiara before kiara was kiarashe's even a numberfag too
>>32064508Tsunomaki Rockku dono......
>>32064674She is worse than Kiara because Kiara at least puts in work despite being completely unlikable. Watame does nothing at all, ever. Big plans and shit.
>>32064642Onion is going to shit down the throat of everyone, so nope.
Roboco will win the loser bracket! Hopefully...
>>32064712No reason not to pander to Western fans like that.
>>32064642Akutan is gonna POGGU DANSU on her dead body
>>32064728Honestly a date with Kanae sounds like a far more comfortable time than going out with Matsuri. I'm far less likely to get stabbed, at any rate.
>>32064654cause IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT ISif they ain't around anyway
>>32064643You mean Mori
>>32064330Alright anons, who's your top 3 out of the Loser's bracket?
How many people are advancing from the two brackets left?
>>32064642Anon as much as i like Suisei and i was rooting for her in this bracket, she's not beating Aqua. While Suisei is a tryhard, Aqua is a monster
>>32064508fuck you Dwane, call your daughter
>>32064747I believe in Shuba.
is marine the final boss of n5? 500 words per minutes
>>32063517Good to hear people still excited with Hololive in general.In another note what is niji syndrome?
>>32064642if she does actually beat aqua, prepare for the shitstorm in this very thread
>>32064648Nice projection fat ass
>>32063783Watch her 1v99 Tetris.
>go into matsuri's stream>first thing I see is lyger in chat>turn off stream
Sheep is the crybaby of holo?
>>32064727I won't be able to live with myself I rubbed one off to the daisenpai
>>32064746>Watame does nothing at all, ever. Big plans and shit.Huh, reminds me of some other music Holo...
Do you think Aqua would be upset if she ended up losing the whole thing?
>>32064754Fuck me, forgot I had random filenames on
>>32064426I've never had better. Yeah it's a bit sweaty and rough and her place was a mess but man she really wanted me to pump her for hours, we spent all night fucking until every bone in my body hurt
>>32064800RBC, Botan, Rushia
>>32064448anonchama...
>>32064727The park master's Marine doujin finally made me do it, but I also don't watch Marine enough to know enough bout her other then she's a 2hu nerd, lewd as fuck, and a good artist, so I didn't feel bad about it.
>>32064825Why do people hate him? I only know that he's a fan and a good translator.
>>32064800Rushia, Botan and Aki
>>32064848>would a turboautist be upset if she lostwhat do you think?
>>32064693>He doesn't know
>>32064729>>32064729It's ok, she's not going to eat it, (You) are.
>>32064836She is one, if she's the biggest is debatable.
Fuck me.. Are we being overrun by dogfuckers?
>>32064848I know Suisei will be upset
https://pastebin.com/raw/c8uYDiDu
>>32064818did she ever accomplish that, or did she only do that one attempt?
>>32064382when will we get disabled holos in the style of Katawa Shoujo?
>>32064330>Flare>Rushia (if she's not completely tilted)>RBC
>>32064810Did you see how far ahead Aqua was during her races? Duck was part of the crowd for her races, while Aqua was a solid half map away from everyone.
The fuck is the zombie doing?
We watching Rushia?Highest potential for boner-inducing rage
>>32064727I got off to a fabricated memory of Mori in my dream of her trying desperately to beatbox while riding on my dick, she kept accidentally spitting so she covered her mouth doing it. She then said “I don’t know about you but that was the shizzle.” And then I fuckin filled her.
>>32064727There was this one pic of Mio and I couldn't resist. It's the armpits...
>>32064848I really hope that Suisei wins just for the sweet Aqua salt
YOU GOT THIS ONE MELTAKE MY POWERRRRRRRRRR
>>32064874Just do your archive reps, the man's a hardcore stalker
>>32064785Yeah I didn't necessarily mean it like it was a bad thing. Just like a "oh wow she's actually trying quite a bit" kinda thing.Hololive is gonna get interesting af by the end of the year honestly, more than it already is
>BB>SB
which final is running first?
Ollie snorted some broth through her nose...
>>32064897It is Mario Kart time baby!
>>32064454Choco is streaming, I don't see her in Holotools?
>>32064874He's Matsuri's (future) husband.
https://pastebin.com/c8uYDiDu
>>32064932>Wenah nigga im watching my tomboy duckwife
>>32064897You're welcome to talk about your one (1) currently airing EOP stream while the rest of us enjoy the other 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmVtMqxqZYBABASCIBAOH SHI BABA
>>32064874Lots of things people saw as stalker tendencies (including having made some sort of bot to stalk for Matsuri mentions everywhere) but he got modded and so far hasn't done any too weird, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now. Still definitely in the top echelon of 'kill and wear Matsuri's skin one day' though
>>32064728Kanae doesn't worship the ground Hoshikawa walks on like a pathetic groupie which sounds way better than Matsuri.
>Aqua already planning her post-win streambased
>>32064874you described him perfectly. More than enough reason. HOW CAN HE LIKE THINGS HOW DARE HE. he has looked obsessive and overbearing at times. Not that matuli vaguely knows he exists at best but... *shrug*
>>32064919KUMBA NG
>>32064949loser bracket
>>32064949Losers, from the looks of it
>>32064330>Winners bracket consist the most try-hard holos ever>And then there is MarineKek
>>32064897Oh fuck off. I watch EN 90% of the time and big events like this are the best time to watch JP.
>>32064919She got an invitation for a "cup" but she went for the completely wrong kind
>>32064727vtuber yes, holo nomirai akari
>>32064969But Subaru isn't in the losers tournament?
>>32063353Smol shark is a cowboy bully!
>>32064897No, welcome to JP prime time
>>32064906newfag
>>32064916You gotta have FAITH, Anon. You can't go around doubting Shuba like that. She got a plan and you gotta believe in her.
>>32065001Wait, is Lamy tryhard?
>>32063353She had fun!
>>32065016based
>>32064874>something something fanbase reflects the oshi
>>32065001Ahoy! I'll smash them all!
>>32064932I'm going to risk my wallet and do it.
Is something wrong with Matsuri's L2D? Her eyes keep glitching.
>>32064979If she loseimma lose my sides
Will we have a EN x ID CUP?
DAMMIT MIKO
>>32064897No, newfag, stay a few days and you'll know what it looks like when we are. Hint: Not this comfy.
>>32065016I fucking hate that bitch
>>32065021 i did not know that losers bracket is going on
Polka... you made yourself too big and I can't see what place you're in...
>>32065040Yes.
So, how scuffed would an EN "friendly" Mario Kart collab be?
>Sheep in 1st
>>32065001Botan is in the lower bracket, though, I guess she's just good and not so much of a tryhard.
GO MEL GO
GO FUE-TAN GO
>>32065083POLKA GROWS LARGE
>>32064874He's her biggest orbiter and has a bot that tracks her online activity and doesn't even bother trying to hide himself when he comments on her roommate stuff
>>32064848Suisei will be pretty pissedAqua... https://files.catbox.moe/w1v1me.webm
>>32065102Ame would rage quit by the 3rd race
SHEEP
GO RU-TAN GO
>>32065102Race for the 7th place and lots of salt.
>>32065037I do have faith. Faith in Aquatism destroying everyone.
>nene at 9th>falls off map>becomes 4thHOW
Miko...
ROBOCOSANNNNN
>>32065102They all suck at it so it should be fun to watch.
GO WATAME GO
ROBOCO!!!
Why does Choco exist
ROBO LOVE!
I guess Choco decided to not bother with the whole thing?
Rushia got 4th!
>watching nene, polka, and aki>all three of them place at the bottomWell this line up is cursed.
>>32064298I wouldn't be surprised if Gen2 was similar to that. I really want a "Legend" themed holos based on actual historical heroes ala Fate, not Capeshit superheroes.
>>32065155They don't call it RNG kart for nothing
>Watame throwing away the banana, resulting in her losing first placeWatamates...
>1ST PLACEKNEEEEEEL
>>32065001Okayu is not tryhard she just has fun.
>>32065083Be honest. Would you rather see the map, or more Polka?
>>32065155she doxed 5 people in front of her
>>32065155SUPER NENE MAX
ASTELS A FUCKING ALIEN!?OH SHIT HES GONNA ANAL RAPE THEM ALL
>>32065155>Nene in 4th>Falls off map>Gets in 9thCEO of poetry...
Mikoti is cute even when she's tilting!
>>32065200Losers call it RNG kart.
>>32065189Choco isnt even home, she just left a brick on the accelerator before leaving the house.
TAKE MY POWER MEL!\O/
Watame is gonna lose on purpose so she can cry again and get more SCs
where's mel?
>>32065033Nigger, i don't watch every fucking Tetris stream, i just only saw her try it once
>>32065083>She moved itIS SHE HERE!?
Miko dont fuck up now
>>32064312Reine is an honorary EN!!!
Mikoti is even more cute when she's tilting!
>Flare crashes into a pillar and then into another player>just laughs>Rushia is on another screen having virtual road rage and everyone and herselfThe duality of holos
>>32065242nah, she can go well this race and get all the congratulation SCs and not have to feel like a loser
>>32065238kek
>>32064848Okayu's gonna mog her and we all know it
>>3206523730% skill 70% luck.Challenge me on Gran Turismo and I'll win 100% of the times faggot
>>32065238Lmao
MEL NOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT ROBOCO
Not bad Mikochi!
ROBOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GOD DAMN IT WATAME YOU WERE SO CLOSE
THIS HIGH SPEC ROBOT JUST CANNOT STOP WINNING
Botan...
ROBOCO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mel???That was close, she almost got 1st!
Mel...The choke...
>sheep banana-ing herself at the end
Lol, that 3rd place snipe.
NO MEL THREW
>>32065237You bing bing wahoo fuckers don't even play RFactor
>>32065298You're cute
HIGH SPEC ROBOT!!!
>>32064848She wouldn't fucking cry about it like the sheep but she might be a little bummed out. Nothing too serious.
>>32065298>70% lucknot really, I can consistently win or MAYBE get 2nd at worst
>Watame losing first on the final stretch twice in a rowPain dododo...
lol, Nene's given up on winning and is just trying to beat Polka every race now.>>32064813Niji has over 100 people under their umbrella and they're still recruiting. Cover has ~50, including Homos. Niji has some streamers that rival the best Holo numbers, but the vast majority of them get indie level viewers because they've just got too many streamers.So Niji syndrome = too many streamers and not enough viewers to go around.
>>32065343she panicked...
La Lion.. At least her giggles cute...
https://streamable.com/jxcae9>farts in your face while she crosses the finish line
>>32063002but rushia broke a/her switch months ago... wait she broke another one?
God I love MK8's Big Blue arrangement
>>32065200>>32065237If they wanted a kart racer that takes skill, they should have been playing CTR.
MENHERA IN FIRST
You got this Miko
>>32065387wtf i love rbc now
>nene making car noisesgod im glad she doesn't speak english, i would have fallen to become a gosling
I'm more invested in the zako bracket than I am in the winner's bracket.
Odd time to bring this up but has any Holo covered the Domestic Girlfriend OP?
I'm sorry is there a holo having more fun than Nene? No.
Matsuri GOD
MIKO????
CAHM ON MENHERA
roboooocooooooooo!
Bloody hell RBC is dominating
HIGHSPECROBOT
LOOK AT THIS ROBOCUTE GO!!!
ROBIOOI
>sandbagging in the preliminaries so you can mog the losers bracketsasuga high spec robo
>>32065432>Letting that stop youThere are JOP Goslings for Ame. Your Gosling skills are too weak.
RBCRBCRBC
Fuck man Mel is doing so well but she's just getting fucked over by the items
>choco didnt come lastTHIS IS IT, THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY
FINE I'LL PUT THE CUTE ROBOT ON