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pekoーら大好き
はあちゃま好き好き
Kenzoku meetup soon?
I love Lamy! Come watch her get some last minute Mario Kart practice in!https://youtu.be/ew4RjR5rbiw
NEVER FORGET
happy facehappy dog
I love Aqua a lot!
んなあああああ
>>32040203Toka...
Towa is a whore
>>32040184Why do feel the urge to smoke cigarettes?
Why did holos like Noel and Kanata even join the MK tournament?
Mio a shit
>>32040227Finally somebody said it.
Gen 5 drawn by a squid.
>>32040235Fun things are fun?
To the people who keep bullying Aqua by exposing her past PLEASE STOP. I beg of you, I'm kneeling, please stop the bullying, she doesn't deserve this... WE don't deserve this, please..
PORKA ORCA?
Forget the HaatoEmbrace the Chama
>>32040235play with friends?
Hi, how are you?Are you calling up my phone?Baby tell me what is wrongDon’t you ever let me goHi I am good.I am still looking for proofAm I good enough for you?Don’t you tell me what’s my ruleThis is me are you coming on the ridewe’re going super highGot to be who what I likeYou & me, Are you ready for the fightalrightalrightalrightLet’s go!Stronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTHi over thereThank you for coming alongOn this journey of my ownPromise me you’ll won’t let goYes, this is meI am falling but I’m strongCause you got me in your armsDon’t you ever let me goI want you to come with me on the rideThis is going super highI am falling from the skyGot to be who you wanna be that’s rightalrightalrightalrightI am still a girlFiguring out what’s true or falsein this whole wide worldI’m your only girlTell me once more what’s really going on with youI’m looking for the right one on the roadThe one that’ll always take me back to youThis can be my home, will you be my homeStronger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTI’ll be true to my RED HEARTmy my big RED HEARTmy my big RED HEART
My favourite holos of each gen are Haachama, Aqua, Rushia, Towa and Nene, what does that means?
>>32040235Why not? Having more people in it means more people will watch
Why is Towa streaming an hour before anyone else? Does she think that any practice will help?
>>32040183I just saw Aqua spilling her spaghetti and getting teased. Definitely virgin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people
>>32040246>tfw want to be this good art drawing
>>32040231DONTA
>>32040235Because they like playing with friends?
>>32040280You're cool and like them bratty.
>>32040235It's stranger to tryhard in Mario Kart than just play.
>>32040252This is weird falseflag.
>>32040150I'm an oji-san purisu undelstand.
wow, polka's 3d stream got quite a few views huh
WHERE ARE YOU SORA?!
>>32040312suspended
Rushia!
>>32040280I think you're retarded.
>>32040278my my big RETARD
>>32039176Whether I like someone or not has nothing to do with my dick, though. I like Botan but I'm not hitting that. By all means, she can have all the sex she wants, just don't tell me about it because I'd rather not picture it.>>32039329Well, I just want to say I'm never having sex and I wouldn't want used goods, either. But that's kind of besides the point. There isn't a universe where I'm fucking Aqua, I just want to maintain the illusion she's a cute anime girl, that's all.>>32040280You like dumb girls.
Path of Exile arc... soon.....
>>32040246They should just adopt the squid into gen 5.
>>32040246God it's really weird seeing Polka with normally sized thighs and feet.
I love my oshi very much!! She loves you too, Anon!!
>>32040323Shes my retard
>>32040312It bothers me how retarded Sora's 3D model's tracking is sometimes.
>>32040235just for funalso there was a period today where Noel of all people was in first place. Mario Kart can make dreams come true with some good luck
>>32040252Is this true?https://files.catbox.moe/075io8.mp4
What would sex with Aqua be like?
>>32039480Meant to reply to >>32039480
>>32040216https://files.catbox.moe/2rlna2.mp4 She bought a keychain of him so she'd never forget. Did the same with Marin after Link's Awakening. Sentimental cat...
>>32040347Thankfully owned by chinks so no.
Omarun reminder to take your medicine before posting ITT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlmTNW_a8
>>32040372WET
>>32040366Yagoo gib 2d onegai
>>32040347wait really? i really hope its true
>>32040372Loud
Why are (you) like this?
https://youtu.be/RQTfF_sH46kGRRRRIIIIIIMNIR
>>32040372She'd scream a lot
>>32040403
>>32040416He's cringy but I cannot blame him.
Polka has a lot of members, good to know that she's making good money on that front
>>32040369Her freak out when that happened was so cute.
>>32040372Ask her NND sexfriends.
Yukihana Nemi...
>>32040372https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4
>>32040246Those... are actually pretty good
>>32040416Don't doxx Anon
>>32040295this is killing
Lamy sounds sick...
>>32040416https://files.catbox.moe/5mbt8o.mp4
>>32040194sniff
>>32040417Why is Subaru playing Gacha now? What went wrong...
I just woke up with a massive nosebleedMy brand new pillow (it was nearly 80$) has huge bloodstains on it, and all my bedsheets are fucking ruinedIt's also 1amWhat the fuck do I do nowI need to work for my oishi tomorrow but won't be able to go back to sleep nowI fucking hate my life
Towa is your oshi now
>>32040428that cat is too dangerous.
>>32040416>Aloe whoreBase->JojobronieSo close yet so far...
>>32040400it's not helping
Why do redditors.Make a new line.For every sentence?
>>32040442All ARS memberships by me.
>>32040235why not
>>32040278GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
>>32040454That good huh?
>>32040403>>32040428Cute collab, I'm really enjoying Amaneko and Subaru was a good addition too.
>>32040416Based
>>32040278She says "my my"? I always thought she said "mama's". It doesn't help that I can't stop picturing her as Big Mom from One Piece.
>>32040487it look coollike kiritothis is how he shitposts
>>32040459Sounds like she didn't sleep either
Oshi sounds fucking dumb to be honest, I wish it really was Oishi. It sounds much nicer, flows off the tongue much better. Oshi just sounds kinda chink.
>>32040459No sake and no sleep make Lamy something something...
Is true that Pekora isn't a real rabbit?
>>32040549Define "rabbit"
Holy shit Euro hours are the absolute worst
>>32040539You're my Oishi
>>32040235To have fun? I mean, its MarioKart. Sure you can be very good at it but its got so much RNG going through it that a complete shitter is capable of winning against a pro some of the time.It has the potential to create great and funny moments. Imagine a complete shitter like Choco getting all the powerups and sniping Aqua at the end to win. The streams would erupt.
>>32040416And people still say that there are no anitis here because all the shitposting is just for fun and is self contained in these threds
>>32040454Damn this makes me hard
Which Holos do you member in real money and which Holos do you member in ARS?
>>32040539Then just say your favorite because you're talking in English you nerd.
>>32040468She achieved her initial goal: understanding the appeal. Plus KnY collab lured her in.
>>32040566There's no good hours Only morning euro hours are good
>>320405792 and 2, ARS is realmoney
>Very cold outside>Curled up in a blanket>Da bears losing on the TV>Catching up on archived streams>About to eat some yummy dinnerDamn it's comfy here tonight!
>>32040278>I’m your only girlWhy does she say I'm your naughty girl in the release video instead
>>32040487Makes it easier to read, especially since most people who read through threads will start a sentence and not finish it if it isn't interesting. Drawing their attention to a new sentence can trick them into reading more of your post than you otherwise would have.
>>32040549She's probably cosplayed as one before
>>32040605What's the appeal of Gacha? Did she say?
She’s hiding something from us
>>32040400Medicine doesn't help obesity
>>32040648She got addicted to abortions just like Ayame
>>32040528Well, she has the "eating weird shit" aspect of Big Mom down at least
>>32040576Would Crash CTR would be any better. I doubt they are willing to play other kind of racing game
Sleep deprived Lamy shouldn't do things to my dick but she does.
>>32040280Mine is Haachama, Subaru, Fubuki, Pekora, Watame, Polka, Iofi, Ame, and Ollie, what am I?
>>32040627Aren't you used to doing this from reddit where threads are slower?
>>32040662Technically you could take meds that fuck your gastrointestinal system but that's not really healthy
>>32040662Not him but yes they do
>>32040347PoE is just a gen Z version of baldurs gate dark alliance
>>32040686Heterosexual
>>32040235anon maybe a lonely person like you dont get it but some people actually enjoy playing with others
>>32040566Yeah it's much better now that us Americans are posting.
I like this mikohttps://youtu.be/EEguXrDsogQ?t=6869
I wish Haachama would do Edging/CBT ASMR
>>32040566The only good hours is when a holo is streaming, and even then it can devolve into off-topic shitposting
>>32040455There's a reason why even Marine calls her sensei.
>>32040487do they? how would you know, exactly
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1348410542470397953Azki is finally legal
sleepy ramirez...
>>32040278I still can't believe Haachama brainwashed me into liking this song.
>>32040732ok
Polka's nails are so fucking hot
>>32040252too late aquatard, now its a daily ritual
>>32040246All the faggots crying in her comments about Aloe deserve to get their kneecaps broken
>>32040235There are zero prizes.
https://twitter.com/huyunoseiza4/status/1348308100541939714
>>32040448>her hat instead of a pregnant belly Send it back, this art is half baked
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
did haachama explain why she went silent, yet?
>>32040459She sounds unusual and I like it.
>>32040739Because this is more prevalent in this thread than anywhere else and this thread also has a high concentration of redditors.
Polka should just let Lamy skin and eat her alreadyand Shishiron~ should let Lamy fuck her already
>>32040578>antiAloe isn't Hololive.
>>32040732Dude, sameI sometimes punch my dick and pretend it's Haachama doing it when I'm just about to cum too soon always makes me rock fucking hard and the second load so much bigger
>>32040774They all need the rope.
Ramirez your chara voice reps...
>>32040606Because they don't post then
>>32040797No
>>32040773Please stop, I beg of you, make it stop. I hate it.
>>32040816thank you for sharing
Lamy's real voice leaking out again.....
I'm watching the APEX collab stream from last night, and Matsuri's screams are turning me on. I popped a boner when she got Kraber'd.
I want an idol wife so bad
HEY HOW ARE YOU
I wanna violate a dragonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOdm770E9Fw
>>32040578We are anti of all non-Hololive.
>>32040578Aloe isn't hololive and her schizos need to move on.
>>32040662You Watamates really love to roast the Omaruzas every single chance you get, huh
>>32040774I don't understand why this hurts your feelings so much.
>>32040850Timestamp that kraber
When is the apex tournament?
>>32040849I don't normally watch Lamy and I was just gonna ask if she always sounds like this now because I like it.
>>32040702
>>32040566It's like 2 AM matet. euro
>>3204087124th
seggs with dog
>>32040879She just got out of bed
was marine actually punching luna during their collab?
>>32040794I miss you 35P ritualposter, hope you have a nice evening
>>32040742Not try Minecraft with Sora
>>32040621she doesnt, its just that she cant pronounce well some words
>>32040866It's rude and honestly psychotic. She was a character for like 2 hoursWhat happened to her sucked, what isn't cool is literally harrassing anyone who dare mentions Gen 5 or does something for Gen 5 with "ABLOO ABLOO ABLOOO I MISS ALOE ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO PLEASE INCLUDE HER SO MY FEESFEES FEEL OKAY"
>>32040218>cucked by pic relatedOkayu has good taste.
Blue crapperBig red fartWhat will we get for green? Barfing wolf?
>>32040252I was so wrong about Towa. She's a pure virgin compared to Aqua.
>>32040459Lamy, your liver...
>>32040732Haachama JOI ASMR fucking when
>>32040880Wait its still trending?
>>32040291Do your reps then. Cheating and easy ways don't exist.
>>32040732For how big the market for lewd voice work is I'm honestly surprised there's no vTubers doing straight up JOIs yet.At best you get the usual ear licking and light roleplay ASMR, but never just a cute girl telling you how to touch yourself dictating your pace and grip and so and making you do lewd embarassing shit for her.
>>32040280Mine are Aki, Subaru, Pekora, Coco and Nene
>>32040913where did you get that picture of me?
>>32040931THAT shot definitely is
>>32040644It's a social experience for her and she has fun sharing it with her friends (discussing games, asking for advice and pulling together with someone), plus it's just the excitement of trying your luck. Not so much whaling but "will I get it at the last moment" thing. And she likes cute girls and big tiddies so that's a bonus. She dedicated each of these topics time on her zatsudans so it's a pretty well documented journey. People always bring up the "Karim is just a card" clip but forget that the stream itself was dedicated to Subaru trying to understand the appeal and now she does. Grub also isn't the first gacha she's playing, just the first one she decided to stream.
you are forced to watch zentreya and tranny shark 3 hours everyday for the rest of your life or your favorite hololive girl dies do you sign the contract
>>32040910It's not even rude. It's disrespectful to literally everyone involved.Disrespectful to the 5th gen who have to constantly be reminded about it, disrespectful to the person who drew the image of the (current) gen5, all because they're still obsessed with someone who had literally 1 stream and who's also moved on.
>>32040549Peokolanders are evolved rabbits? Just like humans are evolved primates
>>32040859>We
>>32040910That only happens because Aloe is the only gen 5 who had any worth, the rest of them have been failures so it turns out Aloe is the only thing people care about in gen 5 anymore.
>>32040931Wiping out coastal Japan will do that
>>32040297but Okayu also has a lot of lewds
>>32040959Well shit, so now even the duck got corrupted? Damn you gacha.
gyaru luna...
>>32040897thanks
>>32040978They only cared about her because of her design, her voice wasn't even good and she was autotuned to hell and back. Don't even joke. It was literally her design only.
>>32040867https://youtu.be/eNHB2dON8kk?t=1261
>>32040978Yeah dude singing with a vocoder really putting some bread on the tableGo back to your grooming general over her new persona
>>32040963She will have to die, I barely have 3 hours of free time a day
>Little anon, I gave you those rare Yugi-Oh cards you wanted, it is only fair that I get something in return.
>>32040902Yes, they enjoyed it.
>Marine had 3 (THREE) streams yesterdayimagine being an ayamefag
>>32041003What is marine going to do?
>>32040896The past two threads have been some of the worst we've had in a long time. Yesterday we had a long running argument of what is a Stacy and which of the hololive's are stacies, and then today we had whore and menhera posting up the wazoo. It's like a switch gets flipped whenever euro hours start and we suddenly become r9k
>>32040347pls no, I prefer Minecraft before that
>>32040978What does Aloe have besides singing?
>>32040673They have other things in common, too.>both have a pig motif>both are giant retards everyone's afraid of>Haachama introduces herself with "Haachamachama!">Big Mom's laugh is "Haaahahamamama">Haachama's name means Red Heart, which is a playing card suit>Big Mom's partially inspired by the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland, who's named after the playing card>Haachama calls EN her made-up word, "bromies">Big Mom steals people's souls and puts them into objects creating loyal minions she calls "Homies">inspiration to her equally powerful dragon friend Kai_ou, and those two also have several parallels>>32040688In the past 8 years or whatever, I've posted on Reddit like 10 times. I don't know what they do there, I'm just telling you the benefit of spacing out your post.
>>32040951There are AVtubers like PPP girls, Hlive, and EvE (rip) but yeah
>>32041029libido
>>32040850>I'll never Kraber Matsuri with my powerful 15 cm
>>32041029Sashimi
>>32040372Maybe NND guys can tell you
>>32040994Gyaru holo when?
>>32040894
Sigh another MASScuck infestation. I hope delutaya kill herself so these niggers can shut the fuck and follow her to the grave
>>32040909She pronounced it correctly during Holofes and the Christmas relay though
>>32040372Smelly (not the good kind)
>>32041019Literally no one in hololive loves their job as much as Marine, comparing Marine to anyone else it's going to make the other look bad in comparison
>>32041029She had sex.>>32041041Polka's roommate has it too. Bigger women are overflowing with female hormones.
>>32041029>aloe>singingall she has are cooking skills with a dildo
>>32040400what does menhera means?
>>32041068based
>>32040996Yet if the others are better and more memorable the fans would have moved on and nobody would mention Aloe now, the only reason they do is because gen 5 honestly sucks and is boring without her.
It's late 2021Gen 5 is going together to a mountain onsen to celebrate a good year. Sadly the bus they were on accidentally collapses due to an accident and all members need to be hospitalized.Nene fans lament her temporal loss of mobility due to a broken leg. But she's perky and continues to stream.Lamy fans feel sad since has to take a break to become emotionally stable again to stream. Other than that she's fine.Botan fans are both relieved and upset since she is alright but she received minor neck injuries, requiring her to stay in bed instead of in front of her gaming setup.Polka also a neck injury, is unable to sing or talk for long amounts of time for a while. Omaruza shower her with gifts, fanart and hope for a swift recovery.Aloe fans heavily regret the fact that Aloe was not in the bus together with gen 5 so she could get injured alongside them and don't stop bringing it up in every website imaginable.
>>32040992Well, as long as she isn't wasting all her money on it...
>>32040978No. An idols worth is their GFE. Theyre all whores,but aloe doesnt even hide it
>>32041023prostate exam for the shota
>>32041019marines love her life and her job which is just streamingshe just wishes she had a lesbian girlfriend to dote on
>>32041040Do they do actual JOIs though? I've only ever seen the usual lewd roleplay shit.
>>32041037This shithole always had people properly spacing out posts this reddit spacing shit didn't happen until like 2016 or 2017
>>32040216>>32040385fuck you cunts for bringing it backhttps://files.catbox.moe/6v837y.mp4
>>32040184Cute Towa sama.
>>32040963Yes. I would do almost anything for my oshi
>>32040400POLKA LOVE
>>32041094Menhera means cute.
>>32040416ALOE HATE
>>32040859>we
I'm gay for Homurahttps://streamable.com/qqb9en
>>32040997Nice one. Thank you.I want to Kraber Matsuri now.
>>32041144now give me the picture of that ass
>>32041029She can larp as a whore
>>32041029Used condom
船長大好き
>>32041111That's what I'm extremely worried about, though... We don't need another gacha whale in their ranks.
>>32041105>last sentence
>>32041019I don't have to. OJOU! AISHITE!
>>32041116>she just wishes she had a lesbian girlfriend to dote onmean
>>32041113She's got the best GFE if you watch her deru streams though, she talks about sex really candidly.
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1348419854009729025Finally she’s upAnd looks like there’s no stream today
>>32041037But I asked why redditors are doing it, it's unlikely they all start doing this only when they get here.
>>32040996They didn't even care about her design, they only wanted her back because she left under shitty circumstances. Had she debuted just fine she'd have pulled sub Nene numbers.
>>32041094Menhera means best girl
>>32040578if you let those retards influence you thats your problem
>>32040859nigger
Go back to your circlejerk D*lta groomers, no one gives a fuck about your pink slut who everyone has moved on from including Nene
>>32041100The fans would never have moved on because of HOW she graduated. If she just decided to give up for whatever reason that'd be one thing, but she was essentially harassed into that corner and that's why people are still obsessed. That, and again, her design.
>>32041116But Aqua?
Nijicops are here.Be cool.Show me your best coolface.
>>32040910It's honestly fucking annoying and I feel really bad for Gen 5 who have to be constantly fucking reminded of it. They can't ever have fun as a group without drooling retards leaning over them and beating them over the head, "There should be five," "There's one missing," "If only everyone was here." That DUMB CUNT got fired. Gen 5 is four people.>>32040978Nene and Polka gain superchats at an above average rate, while Lamy earns more money than anyone other than Coco and Rushia. Botan has the most subs of the four, gets sponsorships and has become close to almost everyone.
>>32041120it's funny because that shit came out of nowhere, but it was an obvious symptom of the huge surge of reddit tourists that started coming here back then. I didn't even understand the idea until last year when someone explained to me on reddit you have to have two spaces in your post for it to actually separate paragraphs when you post, and even then it would look like this post instead of properly spacing it.So it was Reddit fags who knew how that website works, going to 4chan and calling others "reddit."
>>32041144That roommate though...
>>32040940OreNPpat
>>32040579B-But I live in that shithole so I dont have other option...
ayame streamed today yesterdayi look forward to her next stream in a few days !
I enjoyed polka's 3d stream. Those of you who care more about the actual person playing the character than the character itself is watching vtubers wrong.
>>32041202What holiday is it?
I'm sad about Aloe just because it means we will never get official Hololive onahole merch.
>>32041118EvE did JOIs but they have been taken down.
>>32041241>has become close to almost everyone.except aqua because everyone hates aqua
>>32041118Yeah, EvE explicitly did JOI but YouTube nuked her shit a few weeks ago and apparently got demonetized apparently she's using fantia for it now
>>32041188Have sex
shion always dropping out
>>32041189I think if she ever falls into that hole we'll be the first to hear about it and be able to make fun of her forever.
ONI ASS
>>32041029Bro she survived a 10 meter fall without injuries, she's fucking superhuman her 3D would have been crazy
>>32040566Just do your reps and watch some archives
Shishiro sex
>>32041126Okayu getting emotional over kids games/shows is so precious.https://streamable.com/6vhmd2 Can't wait till the final Mother 3 stream. It's going to be something.
>>32041264pleasedon'tkillyourselfday#831
>>32040454Holy shit she's cute.
>>32041105clap clapNEXT MEME
Did Pekora finish Yakuza?
>>32041272what's fantia
>>32041287I guess that's one thing to look out for should she be addicted
I guess porka is old hat, today it's aqua
>>32041023"that"
>>32041081Please don't try pulling this shit. There are holos who stream for hours on end and others who have 3 to 4 streams, too.By making your statement, all you're doing is making us dislike marine's fans and, by association, leaving us with a lower opnion of her, too.The fans reflect on the holo.
I hope you have done your reps todayMy goal is to perfectly understand my oshi and I WILL get there
>>32041019Don't use my oshi to shitpost
>>32040718americans are watching football
>>32041225It's time to move on. Y'all grieving like she was a family member that was brutally murder. It's bizarre and uncomfortable
fubuki...
>>32041271So that's why she hadn't seemingly been uploading videos on YT for almost 2 years.
>>32040784CUTE
>training against other Holos ghostsI see that Lamy is channeling her inner Comet.
>>32041324Porka got a week's worth of bullying in an hour today.
>>32041312Yes
>>32041116Marine is literally in a relationship with Flare
This is a pretty good collab. I find it funny that Ollie is fan girling out so hard over Matsuri
>>32041116Seems more like desperation to get to 1M before Aqua.
>>32041340がんばろう !
>>32041287She already bought the NY costume for Katalina. The slippery slope is inviting her
>>32041340My desire and addiction to shitposting overrides my ability to do reps, sorry porridge and mr koro
>>32041340Since you're so goddamn passionate about it, why don't you share your methods with us, anon? I could learn a thing or two from you.
>>32040774just the kneecaps?
>>32041264It’s in the tweet itself and you can google it
Is lamy drunk right now ?
Which girls don't adjust their ass while they fart on their chair?
It's like Lamy is seeing all of these tracks for the very first time...Is there anyone worse at Marika in Hololive or is she a shoe in for last place now that Flare has done her reps?
>>32041372>>32041197i dont get this narrative, it's more believe that you tell me flare is straight
>>32041366Holos with blue hair are sweaty tryhards and mentally ill
Would you buy matching rings with your friend?
If Botan learns from Aqua's ghosts and beats her at the tournament tomorrow I'm going to fucking die laughing. It most certainly won't happen but the possibility amuses me to no end.
>>32040849That voice turns me on so much, hope she do it more ofter
>>32041376That's her schtick. She shows up everywhere, even on indie streams. Good business or desperation? I'll let (You) decide
>>32041401Do you really need to ask that
>>32041340
>>32041332If my opinion on holos was dependent on her fans, I'd hate all of them.
>>32041412I think Aqua choking in general is amusing for a lot of people anon
>>32041232Marine is not interested in dating a whore.
Why did the Matsuri/Towa collab do so badly? I know it's Apex but it was a really great stream.
Is sake nice? I want to my becoming Lamy reps.
>>32041332>all you're doing is making us dislike marine's fansIt's almost as if...
>>32041321Think of it as like jap newgrounds where people produce art, porn, etc.
>>32041412You never know with Botan's luck anything can happen I guess
>Little anon, you look so cute in your swimmimg costume.>Do you like how I look in mine?
>>32041468Roboco...
>>32041377She hates Aqua, fellow schizo.
>>32041376She's a Matsuli gachikoi.Used to send her a LOT of supacha before becoming a Holo herself.
Abe, approve my visa, I will save Japan
>>32040978Now you deserve all the hate your are getting
>>32041458Aqua will definitely choke. Onion autism is incoming.
>>32041376I think Matsuri found it funny, too. She's used to people not wanting to be near her.>>32041442She said in her debut that Matsuri was her oshi.
>>32041340Of course. Tried myself against her member stream and of course it's still not enough but I got more than I expected. Those kind of streams always filter me the most but it's also a bit exciting to know you're completely on your own because nobody is gonna clip and translate anything from there and there are no consistent translators in her chat. Something to return to a year later to verify progress.
>>32040454>Expected Aqua's JAV
>>32041081>4 hours totalThat's cute.
>>32041412Why doesn't Pekora just use Aqua's ghosts then?
>>32041413His wife probably wouldn't be amused but she's giving us looks sometimes already so whatever. I don't really see the appeal of wearing matching rings as men though.
>>32041488Ok? Sounds like a good motivation to overtake her.
>>32041458But it would be even better if a boomer that's in retirement beat her though
>>32041468literal menhera and clogged nose whoreGee, I wonder
>>32040859> hve
>>32041478No, the schizo would never "defend" Marine while putting down everyone else. It's not like he has been doing it to Noel and Pekora for the past months.
>>32041472Depends on the quality and personal taste
>>32041472It's fairly strong liqour so it depends on your taste. It's not whisky but its stronger than most wines or beers
>>32041499god Aqua sperging out during the tournament is going to be hilarious
>>32041496How so? Did she mention it in her streams?
>>32041442It's desperation. She does the exact same thing as the discord social media intern and tries to make it look like she watches everyone but she just stops by to leave a comment.
>>32041499>is incoming.grrrr
>>32041468People were watching Pekora and 12-man Marika. Some people were watching hitsuji I guess.>>32041495You'll do more damage if anything.
>>32041376oh i forgot about this
>>32040994Diamonds
It is time Time for numbers
>Little anon, you look so cute in your swimming costume.>Do you like how I look in mine?
>>32041495Ask winnie the pooh to smuggle you into japan
Jesus this thread is full of edgy kids
>>32041527>but its stronger than most winesYet not as tasty. >20 ABV>strong liqour
>>32040235The Noel/Kanata war to avoid last place was the most entertaining part of the collab yesterday, why would you not want that
>>32041413Yes, it's not gay at all
>>32041367I'm all fat-joked out.
>>32041507You will never see Ichimi shitting on other holos to make Marine look better, so you can already see to who you were replying to.
>>32041557>Yagoo sabotaging Holostars
>>32041557>YAGOO # 1
>>32041533People did their homework. She mentioned sending a supa or two to Matsuri in the past and people went to dig.
>>32041502>She said in her debut that Matsuri was her oshiWell well, I feel very embarrassed and stupid now.
>>32041559You look nice mommy..
>>32041533It's his personal fanfic, stop being so invasive
>>32041485>>32041559
>>32041514Because she slapped her ass in front of the staff every time she met Aqua or something? Also Aqua probably didn't think Botan is a threat.
All this onion shitposting got me interested in her and then I found a bunch of her clips in the archives, I think I'm falling in love.
>>32041389Subaru's been pretty open about her tastes, 2D is getting into her head so it's no surprise she's falling for something like that now. I wonder if it's going to get worse, Subaru isn't known for wasting money so maybe she'll end up like Kanata, having a character she'll do anything for but not much more outside of that.
>>32041537It's 2AM here. Please understand.
>>32041524>the schizoPro tip: it's not just one person
>>32041559god her stomach region...
>>32041496>>32041502That's pretty funny but also makes sense given Ollie's personality
>>32041468>matsuriNope>towaNope>apexNOPE
I want to fuck the shrine maiden
Lamy going fast!!
>>32041559>Little anonShe is inches away from being a midget, who can she call little?
>>32041565I don't feel like getting my organs harvested thanks
>>32041573I personally have no problem with it but some people think that anything above 14% is too much.
>>32041608From the moment they go schizo, they merge with each other and lose their identity.
>>32041557>Polka can't even overtake Kiara or Gura with a 3D debutAnd people said gen 5 weren't failures lmao just wait for EN 3D, it'll blow gen 5 out of the water
>>32041557What the fuck, tanigox?!
Guys, is Polka a compulsive hoarder? She seems like the kind of person that can't have enough of anything, she's showing all the signs.>Keeps adding details to her character and costumes, making them the busiest designs in Hololive>Has a gigantic assortment of instruments on hand>One of her garbage towers fell over in a Sakuna stream>Can't stop looking at everything people write about her>Can't stop eating food
>>32041604She's perfectly retarded
>>32041557>Yagoo has more subs than literally all the holostar Fuck man, that's gotta hurt and year and half of hard work all surpassed by one man and his bad shitpost
>>3204162813 year olds
polka dancing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQVV6u0RMQ
>>32041628Ichicels get off on humiliation.
>>32041621miko probably farts during sex
>>32041608Typical symptom of schizophrenia
>>32041557Buy yagoocoin.
Why is Lamy using Mario?I figured she'd go for someone a bit more.. feminine.It's really weird seeing someone actually use Mario.
>>32041340頑張れ!slowly but surely i understand that much more of my oshi as time goes by. we're gonna make it anon
Dorifuto!
>>32041559>tfw I will never be shota
>>32041571I only treat holos with love and respect
>>32041633I don't think they're getting 3D bro, at least no this year with how things are going down
>>32041557Why are they still gaining so many subs when their viewership is reclining so hard? Was it actually viewbots?
>>32041579They literally just shit on other holos retardthey always do this
>>32041662She only plays the main characters
>>32041662SOUL
>>32041653Envision the aroma
Anyone have the stream from where 6:25 came from? Been looking all over for it. Is it private?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msEGR5VYUe0
>>32041641Then maybe they should stop working harder and start working smarter.
>>32041537I want to kiss Luna's lips
>>32041677>they
>>32041653Good
>>32041557is yagoo the new ayame? he never streams
>>32041472It's an acquired taste but can be pretty fucking delicious. Just be careful of the hangovers
>>32041662She switches from time to time. She's used Waluigi and Roselia before.
>>32041633Kiara did an endurance stream that mori and ame both heavily shilled and gura is gura.
>>32041662It's part of her repentance arc. To show that she really likes and appreciates the working class like janitors and plumbers.
>>32041653What does Miko typically eat?
>>32041579>He actually believes this Even before the schizo people used Marine to put other holos down constantly, and no it's not "Marine schizo" It happens so much that it's clearly more than one person
>>32041653Hot
>>32041691They are women, anon. Cut them some slack
>>32041632More like they become a single strawman that's less traumatic for brainlets to deal with.
>>32041557yagoo is such a fucking leechYAGOO HATE
>>32041675That's only because Cover is incompetent
>>32041606The main problem is that she seems to be falling in love with Grimnir as well. And Grimnir will have a very desirable limited rerun next month.
>>32041557Gura and Calliope needs to have their 3D models pushed ahead. They are goldmines
>>32041633Ok flip schizo
>>32041653hey virgin did you know most girls release gas when you insert your dick because of pressure on their lower intestine right
>>32041527If you are talking about nihonshu, its about as strong as red whine, give or take a few percent.>>32041472Nihonshu (what we call sake) is good, and there are many different kinds basically.So if you try one, its not really representative.Trying different ones can be pretty fun.For a first timer see if you can get "Ozeki One Cup". Its pretty decent.
>>32041557>pump eet
>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass>she asks you to pull>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference>she tells you to keep going>you pull another one out>and again>and again>and again>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice>you decide to end this>you grab the handle with both hands>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s>"LET IT RIP!!">you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw>polka screams in euphoria>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed>eventually it all ran out>you are at awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you>you go to check on polka>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up
>literally never played mario kart before>could probably still beat half of the hologirls
>>32041673Wrong one you fucking homo
>>32041690There are no kenzoku in this thread, sorry try elsewhere
>>32041742fake news
>wants to go sleep>Lamy tells me not toGuys, my wallet is opening...
I remembered why I don't watch Lamy. She's too cute
>>32041690It's the new year streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTwb8jqJM8
>>32041731There is nothing traumatic about finding out that there are people who spend their free time around making shit up.
Polka is just on permabulk
>>32041653As long as that doesn't cause her to have a laughing fit it should be fine.
>>32041737I'll be waiting for the special damage report zatsudan then.
>>32041729>calling the homos women
>>32041752Why have they become so quiet? Did they move on to saviorfagging indies?
>>32041736You heard it here first, folks. Cover is responsible for the global pandemic that's currently raping mankind
>>32041742reary? i thought you had to pee in their butt
>>32041633Jesas are you here 24/7 or some shit? I see you every fucking time I'm on these threads.
>>32041709And gen 5 tried shilling Polka 3D but it fell flat and couldn't even reach 100k viewers, just goes to show how weak gen 5 is compared to EN
>>32041742females not allowedthis is a boys only club
>>32041729The holostars are women?!
>>32041340You will never reach that stage. Japanese is too obtuse and the barrier to entry is too high.
>>32041769It's uncomfortable because you know too many narratives to ignore have a core of truth to them.
>>32041731>traumaticyou're doing the thing where you think you have an effect on people marineschizowe just don't care
>>32041717>shitposters will use the low hanging fruit to shitpost
What were the live viewer numbers for Porka 3D?
>>32041719I've heard asians have really nasty gas because they eat food that's very aromatic
>>32041270>Implying Shion hates her best friend
>>32041751why wont robert just propose to Kuku already
>>32041632They're still multiple people even if they copy paste each others posts word for word. They all come up with new ways to shit on the thing they hate.
>>32041340japanese is just pig latin, they all speak english when you're not around
>>32041697Yes theyThis is what marines shitty fans are like and if you have trouble accepting that probably look for a better oshi
Imagine how fucking ripped Polka is gonna get now that she has idol training?So much fat just waiting to be converted into strong powerful muscle massShe's gonna turn into a fucking fridge
>>3204182067k peak.
>>32041729>homosharts>women
>>32041559Do you think that Marine is avoiding getting married because she knows that if she has a son she will molest him?
>>32041633As a globalfag I want to let you know Polka is honorary EN, please do your lurking reps and pick a new target next time you shitpost, thanks!
>>32041776At least the Rose-tai were more loyal unlike those kenzoku scum
>>32041807And that core is?
>>32041820she peaked at 90-92k
>>32041783>the global pandemic that's currently raping old peopleftfy
People please do not be angry. Have a cute image.
>>32041820Peaked at 95k and hovered around 86k - 90k
>>3204182095k peak, 82k average
Matsuri will come to indonesia and rape ollie in front of anya and reine
Hololive Official bros...!
>>32041811>uses the reddit pronoun because he can't face the truth alone by himselfBig tribe against boogeyman schizo, it's hilarious.
>>32041840>Polka is honorary ENHow does that shit work?
>>32041849Marine is facking cute pirate
>>32041772That would be hot though.
>>32041856Hi melposter
>>32041783>according to YAGOO himself, cover is communication x virtual>covir>Covidyou might be onto something
>>32041829Anon, idol training is not powerlifting or bodybuilding.
>Lamy streams shitfaced AGAINHow do we save her?
>>32041827rumao rumao
>>32041878Hi.
Alright noel/marine/gen5 flip schizo, time for your meds
>>32041824He needs to win her back from the gorilla
>>32041824Sorry, he's fooling around with Ruri now. Should've made your move earlier you birdbrain
>>32041854Ogey guan
>>32041849I only care about narratives concerning my own oshi but the principle is the same with every holo.
>>32040291Watch her streams and do your art reps along them.
>>32041870>shits all over his keyboardpoor effort
>>32041376>tfw the literal dead are the only ones who can stand Festival
>>32041882It's just who she is anon.
>>32041830Towa tier.
>>32041874I like you.
>>32041820Peaked at 95k, honestly really good for how little they shilled the stream, if she had the same promotion Coco and Kanata had it would have been an easy 120k
>>32041766No it's a stream with Towa, Lamy, and Choco, I can't find it anywhere
>>32041880Its literally a "cover" for something bigger.I posted about it yesterday already
>>32041776They are in global now
>>32041882Can't even drive nicely, how much did she drink
>>32041882alcohol runs through her veins, she needs it to live
>>32041853>>32041859>>32041863That's kinda pathetic. I wonder how much the stream being fucking boring affected the numbers compared to it being Porka 3D
>>32041655HAHA POLKA'S FAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>32041910heh
>>32041849Well marine is not really a good person for one
>>32041923Hololive's NND channel
>>32041907It's exactly how you behave, unselfaware-chama.
>>32041882She's doing fine anon
>>32041856Mel what do Choco's tits feel like?
>>32041912When I first saw the picture of her breaking a bottle on Botan's head I thought it was a meme and laughed. Nobody's laughing now.
>>32041854Shut up and pay your reperations Zhang
>>32041946Thank you.
>>32041949>unselfaware you know that's not a word retard
>>32041829She already turns into the fridge enough.
>>32041717Now you're just blatantly lying.The only posts about marine other than her streams are just WOMB
>>32041690https://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv328765516Nico exclusive stream, you need a membership to watch it.
>>32041886So no argument? I win
>>32041938In what world 95K is pathetic?
>>32041797>The holostars are women
>>32041975It's good enough for you lol
>>32041823>believing business "best friend"Even Ayame got sick of it.
>>32041977Is that where my son's food went?
>>32041783Well where do you think all those money going? Their 3D and staffs are still shitty, 90% of their funds are used for covid research, wait until covid newest strain hit chinksland in august
>>32041938Huh? That's pretty good given how little the event was promoted, did far better than Towa and Luna's 3D and only fell a little short of Watame's
>>32041938>That's kinda patheticThen what's the baseline for a non-pathetic stream?
>>32041994My daughter....
>>32041983there's that guy that says "i love the captain" in kanji and posts an image of her toohow horrible, how could he?
>>32041962I'm still laughing at it and lamy's my oshi knowing my dumb ass I'll join in for the inevitable drunk shitposting when her 3D happens
>>32041994they're still hideous
>>32041882Didn't she just wake up?
>>32041938>95k is now a pathetic numberThe fuck? Nothing can impress you schizos now can it?
>>32041994>I will now watch your sharts
>>32041945Marine didnt really rape those boys anon, its just me shitposting with fan art of her.
>>32041653>farts>has a giggling fit whilst moaning which she desperately tries to suppress but cantYes this sounds perfect
Why is Lamy's stream so shit quality? Is her OBS drunk too?
>>32041945Yes, now play the part of the poor Noelfag who is so sad about Marine laughing about ASMR in Noel's face but who won't bring up Flare laughing about her being physically unable to sing because that's how friends are among each other.
>>32042015You know how alcoholism works right?
>>32041998>He didn't watch her last twitcast
>>32041579What ichimi are doing is worse, they are pretending to be schizos to refute schizo "arguments" in conversations with themselves.
>>32041729>the homos>women
>>32041376Just as embarrassing as Kiara/Pekora. So glad pog zombie is quarantined in ID
>>32041994I would kill for a fem Oga
>>32041983nah there are those pretentious fucks that talk about something "deep" like bullshit she says about ither holos or herselfthose are the same people that put down other holos by using marine's numbers
No one bite my shitty bait so i have to reply to myself
>>32042017The longer you reply, the longer they will keep up posting about something.
I thought Lamy was an elf? Why is she a cat?
>>32041927>Its literally a "cover" for something bigger.Kill la Kill's universe had Revocs corporation. Flip their name and you got... Covers.
>>32041822Thats more likely to be Central Asians like Indians or Pakistanis. Jap food mostly consists of fish and rice.
but is she? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlmTNW_a8
>>32041994Why did Pizzadad get Noel'd, he's brown...
>>32042052>ichimiSure they are.
>>32042050I feel terrible. Every time I see that smug kusogaki's face(Shion), I really feel terrible.
>>32042017No. That's the point of being a bitter schizo. They can't be happy in life so they project it everything else in life, even if it's grown women larping as anime girls.
Why is reddit so obsessed with turning holos into one-note characters
>>32042065>pretentious anon's first shitpost
>>32041994>>32042014>fem pizzadadM-mommy...
>>32042013Thinking of doing this myself tooJust need to buy another votka bottle before it happens
>>32042012I can't believe I've been so blind, what a heinous criminal, declaring his love in the open like that
3 years= 5 generations Does that mean for 2021 we will see 2 generations?
>>32042065>pretentiousYou are trying too hard.
>>32041994Oga and Astel still look like shit and Roberu is still the best one.
>>32042077Indians and Pakistani are South Asian you dumb nigger
>>32042090Go back there and ask them
>>32042109God I hope not, let some graduations happen
>>32042080Yes
>>32042090The girls unironically encourage it
>>32042109No, time to stop.
>>32042076To get in bed with Botan with less effort
>>32042049Didn't think she'd be that far gone already.Reminds me of my NEET days.From her stream she doesn't sound particularly drunk though, so I doubt that she is actually drinking already.
>>32042125I don't have to go there because they come here
>>32042086Maybe not you, but these are the people you share your oshi with.
>>32042090It's a clipfag thing, probably
>>32042090because it makes it easier to farm upvotes
>>32042103>>32041994pizza MILF
>>32041994Pizza mom's pizzas...
>>32042126You and your family should graduate from life first
>>32042109God I hope not, hololive is already crowded as fuck as is.
>>32041938>95k>kinda pathetic
>>32042109We'll probably get a second EN gen at best.
>>32040487Isn't reddit spacingsomething like thisthough?
>>32042142there's a huge archive of posts for people to go look at and realize you're just making shit up we hope you enjoy your life a bit more instead of randomly ragging on Marine and her fans
>>32042106It's time for us to find a better oshi. I'll start by deleting my folder.
>>32041632Okay, but for real, why do all 4chan schizos post exactly the same? It's not just in this thread, but literally all of them. The Sperg, Lee, ACK, they all have the exact same posting style. Is there something with the disorder that just makes you act exactly identical to everyone else with it?
>>32042093>>32042119Whats wrong with that? you know what i mean
>>32042109I hope they won't do gen 6 until next year
>>32040487reddit spacing is when you hit shift+enter twice because that's what reddit formatting is naturally
>>32042106>>32042012Exchanging low-effort ironic posts with each other is the only way marinefags can deal with criticism lmao
>>32042179nbo we don't
Honestly all 2021 needs is EN Gen2, their collabs are super stale because of limited people to work with.
>>32041994Fem Shien is just Towa, a twin-tailed chuuni autism fest.
>>32042090a lot of people like to migrate from one fandom to another and engage in exactly the same fantasies with a new set of characters so it's easier if you reduce them into arch types
>criticismrumao
>>32042137>From her stream she You telling me that the people regurgitating the same meme over and over again don't watch streams? I can't believe this.
>>32042203doesn't help that 2 of them live in japan
>>32042123I dont give a fuck, wog.
>>32040372>She tries to bite your dick during foreplay because Shion and Ayame told her it felt good for men (joke)>She forgot you were coming over and didn't put on cute lingerie or take a bath. She's sweaty from her last Apex all-nighter.>She's already wet but too tense when you put it in. Slurps as you go in deeper>Gets tongue-tied when you tell her you love her>Starts retard giggling when it starts feeling good>Loses all speech function as she cums, instead of telling you to slow down because she's sensitive she literally just tries to crawl away>Realizes she hasn't eaten all day when you're done because she's so nervous, forces you to make her omurice while she watches from the sofa>She doesn't even clean herself out so she's made a mess of the sofa, too>Insists upon kissing you with omurice breath>Wants to do it for the next 12 hours until she can consistently make you cum first.
>>32042090Have you seen how much japs are obsessed with character memes? It's not a red*it exclusive thing.
>>32042195>criticism no anon (You) are just sperging and no one is taking you remotely seriously
>>32042171There are also these threads for everyone to observe your behavior, it's kind of like a zoo and more amusing than the archive.
>>32042203holostarsEN so they can start shipping them together
>>32042203No its just because EN is trash
>>32042177>he doesn't know about the universal voice of GodHeh. Normies
>>32042177All people sound the same
>>32042203Maybe if their gen didnt have two weebs in Japan making it impossible to collab with reasonable latency
Gen 6 will have a sci fi theme
>>32042076She had a thorough remodeling of different parts so that the entire process would be smoother and Botan's barbs wouldn't hurt her so much . Botan probably nibbles on these ears while they're at it.
>>32042109Pretty much. That Singer Generation thing plus generation six.
>>32042050>tfw I don't know what the fuck twitcast isYou zoomers keep filtering me so hard.>>32042076The same reason Aqua, Shion and Matsuri are cats.>>32042123When people say "Asian" they usually mean Mongoloids, not "the people of Asia" because that's a useless definition.
>>32042203I don't know man. Gokisei collabs are always good. Are you sure the number of people is the issue?
>>32042159As they should. If cover is smart en2 would mostly be from EU regions so they can expand into the almost completely untouched EU market.
>>32042009>>32042017If you can't hit 100k on a 3D debut while having 500k subs it's extremely pathetic compared to other holos or even nijis.
>>32042233FELIPE AUGUSTO BATISTA is there a more brazilian name than that?
>>32042241Shouldn't you still be burning right now, Jeanne d'arc?
>>32042235It's not only (Me) brainlet and you are taking it seriously enough to feel the need to reassure yourself by jerking other marinefags off.
If gen 6 isn't a house band for Cover, it will be shit.
>>32042271Why are BRs like this?
So on botan's 3d will this thread be nothing but fat jokes or ugly jokes, or will we be civil?
>>32042230That's the most erotic thing I've ever heard
>>32042269Post hoshikawa's numbers nijifag
Did any holo ever sing Yakuza songs?
>>32042230Hot
>>32042088What's wrong with her, anon?>>32042255Anonchama... Shion literally comes from twitcast... but she's a zoomer herself, so
>>32042286no one cares dude
>>32042271I legit don't know what's worse: spic names or nu-white people names
>>32042286>I was just pretending to be retarded.
>>32042203Not sure why they don't collab with ID, it's clear the doing it with the brain branch is draining for Ina, Gura and Amelia, they might be ESL but all the IDs have good english, that's a whole other 6 collab partners
>>32042300you know it's gonna be about HAG LOVE
>>32042248Im of the opinion that they ideally all of the EN girls need to live in Japan. That way they can effectively collab with the Japanese holos and also be together to make inter-gen collabs easier. They could quite easily time their streams to the most appropriate timezone
>>32042307Hoshikawa has far less subs than Polka yet came close to the same numbers you retard
>>32042299come to brazil and I'll show you
>>32042329Yeah say it a few more times and (((We))) will believe you.
>>32042352>came close>over 15k behind at peakkek
UOOOHNUMBERSNUMBERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANUMBERS NUMBERSWHAT DO THEY MEANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32042230Imagine her inviting you for a romantic dinner and fuck next week, but she undercooks the chicken and sends you to the hospital instead.
>>32042300Consider redditors like to repeat the same shit over and over again, it will definitely be like that
There was a stream where Shion did a Kaneko impression but I forgot to clip it and now I will never be able to find it again
>>32042300The Ivan's will overtake the threads and anyone who shittalks button will get cussed at in slav. Also expect boomer edits
https://streamable.com/w6ehcb
>>32042258To be fair Gen 5 is the closest gen
>>32042203Maybe that's because two of them live in Japan, one in Canada, one on the East Coast, and one on the West Coast? In comparison to the 80% of Tokyo-based Holo girls. Even Botan left Osaka for Tokyo.
>>32042258Gen 5 have a comfy family dynamic going, EN girls have some ships but basically not much else. Also, Kiara. Collabing outside would be their best option.
>>32042239My son's virginity will finally be safe...
I did a thing since I'm bored. Here is the original:https://twitter.com/matubarap/status/1348102186320818176
>>32042052So you're saying no one actually hates Marine?
>>32040400Polka is a high quality holo
>>32042203It's not the number of people, they just don't click yet because they don't really have a reason to. Lack of offcollabs also doesn't help. Gen2 need less high-spec personalities who will have stakes in Hololive aside from just making money.
>>32042372Do you simply not understand how proportions work or what
>>32042230I'd marry her in a heartbeat.
>>32042230I want to have competitive sex with Aqua
>>32042300Not a botanposter but I will spam HAG LOVE to help you guys.
>>32042398NTReaper is the most unsettling thing because of how retardedly tall she is
>>32042402daddy lamy and mom botan
>>32041994>That Shien, Roberu, and RikkaFuuuuuuuuuck
>>32042352>came close>couldn't even get 75k peak with matsuri shilling the fuck out of her. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere nijifucktard
>>32042420you are the retard that said she came close, when she didn't, at all. Cope nijinigger.
>>32042249No, insect gen is the way to go.
>>32042406No, they are doing it to deal with the people who hate her in their own special-needs kind of way.
>>32042348We don't want more white ladies who do not change to our culture. We know how it is overseas
>>32042389Bombed wolf...https://streamable.com/48jj7n
Which Holo have people spilled the most seed to?
>>32042455I guess I'll take that as a "yes". Sorry your education system failed you this badly.
Lamy has given up on driving well and is now watching time attack ghosts drive well
>>32042230Aqua doesn't believe in casual sex, only ranked competitive sex
>F-zero and every other racing game nintendo had died for fucking Mario kartMARIO KART HATE
>>32042300Personally I'm just going to spam hard bass lyrics in Cyrillic
>>32042465you will NEVER be Japanese
If it wasn't for Polka jumping ship from the chinks (you) would have to deal with the Chicken being a main branch holo
>>32042300It'll be civil, because unlike most globalfags that cant take shitposting, botans fanbase seems to be pretty relaxed/chill, even in the thread
>>32041676clips. in mori's case her music. clipwatchers will sub eventually but not necessarily watch streams or stay around after checking one out.
>>32042402Can you win against Lamy barehanded?
>>32042402Imagine the sex
>>32042484She's been doing this yesterday to learn the shortcuts
>>32042479I haven't spilled any seeds to holos because decades of internet porn has turned my strike zone very thin and there aren't enough good doujins
lamy's ojou laugh.. たまらない
>>32042490A lot of holos still have a N64, Diddy Kong Racing tournament fucking when?
>>32042300HAG LOVE, comments on her good taste and her being fit, a bit of ogreposting thrown in for good measure. Rest depends on what the fuck is she going to do. I want her to dropshot IRL for the memes.
>>32042479Probably Subaru, trying to feed her at the parks and all.
>>32042498Anon... Its not just shitposting anymore
>>32042498Fans are a reflection of their oshi.
>>32042464And you know this how?
>>32042418Grade A Porka
>>32042495I am forever grateful, Polka-sama!
>>32042479
>>32042490F-Zero GX sequel never everI was shit at it but one of my favourite games ever
>>32042300Assuming she paces herself well and she doesn't spend the entire thing T-posing or otherwise do something that would show her age/fitness (unlike Polka she doesn't seem like the type to do so), thread will probably be full of "HAG LOVE" and other Anons discovering that yes, the oldest holo is cuter than some of the younger ones. Also Slav edits out of the ass. I hope cultural exchange anon gives us a recap of the Russian threads as well, because holy fuck those are gonna be great.
>>32042230Jesas...
>>32042493And?
>>32042489>You will never make some cutout paper sticker rank icons from bronze to diamond to paste on her skin whenever she ranks up at competitive sex with you.
If marinefags are this fraile we could probably make marine graduate within a few months
>>32042300Не мандражируй, не мандражируй, пацаны!
>>32042348No that's absolutely retarded. The whole point of having a foreign branch is so they can comfortably do streams in other region's primetime. If you're going to do that you might as well just repurpose one of your existing gens and tell them to start streaming in the morning.
>Tournament is on a mondayI will never forgive the japanese.
>>32042544By frequenting these threads and reading posts.
>>32042554
>>32042533>ywn have long walks and swims with Botan while she wheezes at your shitty jokes.
>>32042495I'll take chicken over Polka. At least she doesn't ruin every collab she was in and stream games other than Minecraft.
>>32042532goldeneye tournament with oddjob aqua
>>32042300Botan is pretty popular here so I imagine it will be civil. Just depends if there are some dedicated shitposters who are inspired by your post who do it just for a reaction though
>>32042542So that's why Polka fans are also...
>>32041116She has more than that. She’s quite busy doing other stuff.
>>32042300I'll spam about how I want to end her menopause.
I feel the need, the need for (You)'s!
>>32042577All the girls are too busy having sex with their boyfriends on the weekend
>>32042553>cultural exchange anonHe hangs out in global, I just copy paste his posts here when it's relevant
Bros...aqua was just joking this practice run right..? She was just fooling around right? Guaranteed 1st place right?? I bet my whole life savings on her..I can't go broke..
>>32042594>I'll take chicken over Polka.> At least she doesn't ruin every collab she was in and stream games other than Minecraft.You've never seen Chicken in a collab have you?
>>32042230You forgot the part where Kumiko randomly sticks her head through the door and reminds her to use a condom.
>>32042616Why does global get all the good posters instead of us
>>32042594FE3H is several degrees worse than eternal minecraft
Towa is such a fucking stacy, she fucking dominates the voice chat, same with Subaru
Botan 3d wouldn't even break 70k consider how shit gen5 is compared to EN
>>32042577Just get on NEETbux like rest of us. Might as well enjoy your crippling mental illness
>>32042542Does that mean nousagis are normalfags?
>>32042576I just dont want EN becoming its own thing and drifting too far from the hololive core themes. Having EN aspirants able to live and communicate (to an extent} with their JP elders would make for better cohesion. Just my opinion though.
>>32042581Give an example of someone that actually hates Marine and someone that's just pretending.
>>32042623he's never watched hololive period anon
Why can't Lamy check Aqua's ghost? She didn't upload it or Lamy doesn't have her in the friend list?
>>32042419The ENs arent really money grubbers. Both Gura and Ina do as much as they can to avoid making money, and Mori is just a general fuckup
>>32042610Bait harder. Peko fags will bite if you mention 5ch. Marine fags will bite if you say she is shit.Towa fags will bite if you say twap...
Why was Porka alone in her 3D debut?
>>32042542Well, I do like eroge and a lot of the stuff mikochi likes too.
>>32042626We got the Miofag translator for her divinations, if you're into black magic.
>>32042490Blame the death of the racing genre. How many major racing games come out per year, like one or two?
>>32042645No, they're numberfags
>>32042594Weak bait. Chicken is unironically insufferable
To all the Nijiniggers: Polka averages 10.6k live viewers, where as Hoshikawa averages 3.7k. If Hoshikawa got more viewers on her 3D than Polka its just more proof of Niji botting their 3D streams.
>>32042663coronachan
>>32042626During big even, all the globaltards came here to shit up the thread so the good posters went to the other thread
>>32042626As it turns out the hiragana title just traps all the schizos in here with us while keeping out all the actual good posters.
>>32042657The cringe reaper does her best
>>32042534how fat do you want Subaru to be
>>32042589Don't do this to me, her christmas voicepack already hit right in the feels.
>>32042577It's a national holiday
>>32042668He also hangs out in global. I just copy paste posts here.
>>32042641Please screencap this
>>32042479Zero. Holos are not for fap.
>>32042343You are the one pretending to be anti
Nousagi, when Pekora is done with Hololive is she going to study statistics?
>>32042589>ywn give Botan your last mag to slide into her M4A1 as she peeks out of cover to fire at Tangoes
>>32042300I'm just gonna post about how cute Botan is.
>>32042663That's the norm now, only Luna had someone else for her 3D debut, the rest of Gen 4 went solo
>>32042682There was still a bunch of people there so one or two more wouldn't affect anything
So will all the girls screen their perspective on the tournament? Whose perspective are you guys watching?
>>32040880Man that shit is low. Literally Towa tier kek
>>32042610With pleasure! I admire everyone who keeps the exclamation point tradition alive!
>>32042626because at any point this thread is half meta whinging about how bad the thread is
>>32042657Mori makes bank though
>>32042737
this motherfucker dolphinhate him
>>32042737aqua
>>32042720But Haachama basically begs for it
>>32042656Botan talked with Aqua to get her ghost so Lamy could do the same. You just need to have the person in friendlist.
>>32042657Mori is good at getting super chats
>>32042766Anon if you work hard in Mario Kart maybe Lamy will praise you as well
>>32042650>tell me how to make my LARP less obviousSorry marinefag, you'll have to gather that experience yourself.
>>32042715You're thinking about the dude that listed the cards' traits. We had someone actually translating what she was saying here, which is what matters.
>>32042626I could translate more 2chan posts if you guys want
>>32042777MUH DICK
Get ready to fucking groove groove!https://rave.dj/YfmRcxbRkZuZYg
>>32042715The next thing you will say is that global's summery wasn't just cards description from google.
>>32042777>suddenly a polar bearOk what the fuck?
>>32042620are you retarded? chinese esports is full of matchfixing. you're fucked.
>>32042737pecor
>>32042672>Ridge racer died but they were looking to end anyways after 7 and unbounded was done by other devs and the vita game was serviceable but nothing outstanding>midnight club died because of gta V and red dead>burnout died>forza is alive(?)>no new gran turismo>NFS hasn't been good since underground and HP2 ps2 and is pretty much bootleg Fast and the furious movies>only thing left is just meme games like drive club and those suck ass
>>32042689All the good posters like "hey guys /hlg/ said this what do we think about this bros?" and 20+ /v/ replies to it
>>32042719why would I screencap some schizo's ramblingsbotan destroyed every new years outfit stream in views and she'll do the same for her 3D
>>32042650Literally every post that's not 100% positive about Marine is dismissed as a schizo post
>>32042230Most of these are good things.>>Loses all speech function as she cums, instead of telling you to slow down because she's sensitive she literally just tries to crawl awayActually made me laugh.>>32042624What is the psychological reason behind why parents don't want their kids having sex? Isn't the whole point of having kids for them to then go on and have kids? That requires sex.
How many HAG LOVE will we get during botan's 3D debut?
I've never felt such seething jealousy for anyone in my lifeFuck this Dolphin piece of shit
>>32042823Midtown Madness... Microsoft, onegai...
>>32042837yes they are better posters than you, retard who baits and shitposts constantlyeven reddit is better than you
>>32040347SFF HARDCORE LEAGUE ALT+F4 soon
>>32042777HAG LOVE
>new tanigox video at 667k viewsyagoo sure is popular
>>32042823>>no new gran turismo
>>32042786All I'm getting from this is that you're mad that someone took your shitpost and made you look ridiculous.
>>32042821did pekora even practice? all i see her is playing yakuza. Did she not waste any effort cuz she knows aqua is gonna take it?
>>32042045Marine and Noel are not friends
>>32042839To laugh at him later i guess
>>32042230trying to crawl away is definitely 解釈一致
>>32042837As opposed to the posters here who just endlessly metapost, narrative post, and spontaneously convert to nijifags
>>32042844Not really, if you call Marine loud and annoying, no one says anything.
>>32042837How else can you objectively measure the quality of a post other than the amount of replies?
>>32042850Aqua is not ready to have a child inside of her.Aquamom is just looking out for her.
Reminder there's two kids running around in this thread jerking each other off in discord about their epic trolls
>>32042851Ok chat, lets get a HAG LOVE world record, let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>32042895t. metaposter
I love Aqua so much it hurts.
サクラかぜ is about 35p
>>32042876Yes because people who aren't friends would do heart beat ASMR together.
>>32042872Only a little bit, she was really engorged in yakuza and plans on starting kiwami 1 really soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybAxs9deE3Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18bqN7gtqWc
>>32042844That doesn't answer my question in any way. You're just saying they're both the same.
>>32042844You know considering she just collabed with Coco the other day it's now possible to call anyone who criticises Marine a Zhang
>>32042905I know that this is ironic but anyone numberfagging over their own post should literally go to reddit
>>32042850Aqua is 44.5cm tall, childbirth would kill her.
>>32042937don't remind me of this anonmy dick can't take it
show me your anki holo cards
>>32042927me too!!
>>32042851I LOVE WOMEN BETWEEN 30-40 YEARS OLD
>>32042938>engorgedAnon...
>>32042868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9opriUmu0it's actually truehow the fuck does he do it?
>>32042823Japan has Wangan Midnight, but that games are arcade-only.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6QUCNvHo0
>>32042938not as engorged as my penis
>>32042951I like the way you think lad
>>32042871No, I'm just pointing out that what you say is what marinefags think they're doing when they start talking to themselves.
>>32042914She's never going to be ready, anon.
>>32042868モテ期入りました
>>32042230Add to this>Doesn't know if/when she should make eye contact and ends up looking somewhere else entirely for most of the times>Can't control her voice's volume at all>Afraid she's being too rough in a fit of passion even though for you it feels like she barely has the strength to hold onto your armsAnd it's practically perfection.
How much do you want to bet aqua is awake practicing for mario kart right now. She probably feels like she has to win and is getting herself way too worked up. This is how every competitive person/team choke.
When you think big blue you think Minato Aqua.
>>32042981what's wrong with his mouth
What's your thoughts on Polka's design?
>>32042983Has any holo watched the Wangan Midnight anime or read the manga?
>>32042986Delete this
>>32042999>>Can't control her voice's volume at allDespite being a massive autist myself, I absolutely cannot stand to be around people who do this
>>32042689>HiraganaAnon... your alphabet reps...
>>32042938considering how much she liked Nishiki, she's going to be so sad to see what he has become(if she doesn't know about the plot)
>>32043011I really like it, one of my favourites
>>32042752>>32042774Autism attracts. She somehow makes a lot of SC despite her fuckups
>>32042981>>32042868What the fuck
>>32043006I know what you mean but idk
>>32043011overdesigned
>>32042870Not that anon, but I didn’t pick up the last GT. Was it any good? It seemed more like a nostalgia bait ode to the series/throwback game more so than a true step forward for the series from the marketing.
>>32042914>>32042624>Implying Kumiko would even let you have sex with Aqua without her being present the whole time to guide Aqua through the proper intercourse techniques
>>32042991We're now back to the point where you seem to be claiming no one actually hates Marine even though you clearly do.
>>32043011I wish they went full clown, no fennec
>>32042737Why are most of them start at different times?
>>32042938Kiwami 1 is a complete downfall compared to 0. I don't think she will like it considering what SEGA did to Nishiki and Reina. It's just pure Kiryu and Nishiki suffering while Majima is treated as comic relief. At least it's short.
>>32043056so you're telling me you gotta have sex with Kumiko first
>>32043011I got used to it and kind of like it but it's too fucking busy. Low tier among holos for sure
>>32042794
>>32043070almost like it's the oldest game in the series
>>32043006jaw hasn't quite recovered after Cover broke it for the Holocaust
>>32043035Her and miko both really like nishiki, I personally cant wait for her to see nu-majima
>>32043011One of my favorites. She needs to stop being unprofessional and lose weight.>>32043027Just kiss her.
>>32043068The three groups have different start times so they don't cut into each others viewers.
>>32043011Shoes are dumb, not really like the makeup under her eyes but outside of that pretty solid.
>>32042951Zhangs love Marine though and the video posted yesterday proves it
>>32043011Her hair is the fucking best, i also really like the dress, great all around
>>32043027Autists mostly hate other autists so it's normal.
>>32043070>downfall>>32042938>engorgedSEAsagis fuck off
>>32040719I like this Miko! Please keep me as your slave Mistress Miko!!!
>>32043061No, we are not. I already said that marinefags start their damage control routine when they see someone shitting on marine. That doesn't mean that no marinefag was ever fooled by another pretender.
>>32043094>zhangs loveaquathey love aquathey don't watch anyone else you can continue your shi
>>32043094If they loved her so much they wouldn't be spamming her.
>>32043070I feel its more of a jarring experience going from 0 : 1, Yakuza 0 feels more like an actual drama
>>32040680They're patriotic nipponjin desuNo way they play burgershit
>>32043016Noel's roommate owns a street racecar, built for Wangan.
Rokukisei soon!Rokukisei love!
>>32043094Not surprising a smelly fujoshi would attract bugs
>>32042230SLUUUUUUUURP
>>32043011Overdetailed, should have only cooked red or blue for the theme, her proportions are a mess.
>>32042626At least >we have Melposter. They want her but can’t get her.
>>32043094>Zhangs>capable of loving anything Nice one bugman, now crawl back behind your wall before your feelings get hurt again
>>32043072Making retarded babies with Kumiko!Making even more retarded babies with Aqua!
Are the Yakuza remakes fine to play as a newcomer or should I just go with the originals
>>32043112Look closely at your oshi's superchats next time and count how many of them are from taiwan or hong kong.
>>32043147they havent even held auditions for them yet
>>32043134I refuse to believe that.
>>32043134wait what kind of car does she have?
>>32043047Are you talking about GT Sport ? I did not play it much since I think its entire focus was about online and I think even Polyphony said it is not very GT title more just online spin-off to play while waiting for GT7.
Does Lamy have cat ears and elf ears? That's way more ears than she needs.
>>32043112>they love aquaThey love dick. And the owners boot up in their ass.
>>32043158Is that why sharkmeido has a vendetta against Mel?
>>32043173Soon™
>>32043056Just win her over first. It shouldn't be hard. Old ladies love losers like us. Just be a polite, nice guy to her. Wait for her to ask about your personal life, she'll eventually ask why you're single. Then tell her you're just waiting for the right girl: then describe Aqua. With some proper fenagling, you can arrange opportunities for you to meet her, then she herself will have the idea of the two of you being together. That's when you show her your sword collection.
Watching aqua's practice runs, which perspective was fun to watch? Should i watch maybe suisei?
>>32043106This sounds like something that's all in your head, anon.
>>32043166Just play the remakes.They changed stuff so purists will lose their shit over it but they are much nicer to actually play.
>>32043011I hate clown but this one is really cute except the shoes.
>>32043202noel for sure
>>32042868Short meme videos are always good for numbers
>>32043182Red RWB 964 turbo.
>>32043072I've always pictured them like these two.
Will we ever get a policewoman holo? I rewatched You're Under Arrest and now I really want one.
>>32043202Noels pained moans throughout it all were extremely erotic.
>>32042839Polka had more views than Botan for the new year and still couldn't break 100k, you do the math.
>>32042727When she's done with streaming I'm done with this shit too. She basically sustains my routine from every day. I can't imagine a day without her anymore. Maybe it would be for the better too, to shut antis up once and for all
>>32043166Remakes are always better.
>>32043239>You WILL impregnate and marry my retarded daughter
The other day Lamy said her only goal was to beat Noel and Nene. Will she succeed?
>>32043147Gen 6 holos:SpiderPraying mantisMothButterflySnail
>>32043217Reading irony is certainly an activity that happens in the head, yes. So is your denial by the way.
>>32043251mafia
>>32043101>SEAThe only idiots who care about proper english are SEA since their the ones learning it in the first place
Aqua's autistic and has social anxiety, but she's not retarded.
>>32043236that's a nice ass car jesus
>>32042769Can't fap to this girl. She's too retarded to be attracted towards her.
>>32043266You won't even make an attempt to prove any of this shit because you can't.You can keep crying about Marine though, you'll have those friendly marinefags backing you up with their ironic schizoposts.
How do you not get bored replying to yourself?
>>32043277You're right, I shouldn't underestimate just how stupid burger hours are.
>>32042737>keeps splitting views instead of keeping them on the official channelThis is why hololive official channel will fall behind the nijisanji official channel sooner or later and why nijisanji is a stronger brand name in Japan
>>32043282Aqua has 5000 IQ
>>32043282>Aqua's autistic and has social anxietyShe's a whore who flirts with males on stream. She doesn't even have the decency to pretend for her idolfag fans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkKwI6saTg
I think that Cover should take a page from Jim Henson and make a live Holo vaudeville type show.
>I can't fap to Haato
>>32043288I hope you don't actually believe him anon, Noel's roommate drives a rental car still. She spends all her money on audio equipment and rent for her two massive houses.
>>32043282>she's not retardedCorrect https://files.catbox.moe/jvwncb.mp4
>>32041376>"It says here you're a FAGGOT"
>>32043191>they loverecently, they would love some coal, just saying
what the fuck is that aki's ghost is she that good what?
>>32043230Thanks to Haachama. She was the one who pioneered this field.
>>32043308superchat
>>32042769At first glance it looked like her tit was shooting out steam
>>32043282Had a boyfriend(s).Flirted with men on stream all the time.Her entire character is fake.
Have marinefags always been the worst posters in here?
https://youtu.be/DZPrErXomCEGood mama
>>32042737Pekora (my oshi)Roboco (my self insert)
>>32043282She scored a 1 on Choco's test and has called herself an idiot before -- which seemingly everyone but me found funny.
>>32043167much less than when aqua streamsand marine isn't my oshi
Don't
>>32043322God I want to plow that so bad it fucking hurts.
>>32043344Literally me in highschool, look at me now, I trust her autism.
>>32043336I don't watch her much but Aki was placing consistently well her last practice stream.
I'm faded...
>>32043322I need to breed this slut
>>32043322Look at that youthful energy...
>>32043304Did you start talking to me because you thought that what the reality of this matter is would depend on your agreement? This is all the more ridiculous seeing as you are biased in favor of marine, while I'm only biased against shitposters.
>>32043362>they don't watch anyone else
>>32043366now I just need ramirez to tell me to take my meds, and i'll be set!
>>32043322Yeah if I was her dad I would have been pissed too
>>32043322BUILT FOR SEED
>>32043354Choco's test is a general knowledge test not an IQ test. Thats why Noel, a retard who tries hard, scored highly on it.
Is Lamy good? The only gen 5 I usually watch is Botan.
>>32043406yeah the people who watch marine are actually HKers and taiwanese, not zhangs
>>32043312This video was why I cancelled my membership. Haven't gone back since. Glad to be an anti now.
>>32043414Sorry, I lost my copy
>>32043322>>32043378>>32043388>>32043393>>32043420>>32043423Her moves look like the ones from the girls at my middle school dances over a decade ago, I can't believe people think she actually goes to clubs. Such an awkward turnoff, no wonder she's repressed, she can't get any male attention.
>>32043452They're zhangs too, retardchama.
>>32043438She isn't god-awful but she's far from good.
>>32043011She has a lot going on, but I still like her conceptually, and here's hoping that she'll eventually get a casual outfit with more subdued colors that strikes a good contrast with her normal L2D. Best part of her design by far is her sex hair. Worst part are her L2D's proportions (see:her fuck-all huge feet), but her 3D model mopped it up just as I expected it to. I hope that her hologra appearances lend more weight to her being a fox and her in-character backstory of being a quarter fox because her ears and tail honestly feel just as tacked on as Shion, Aqua, and Lamy's.
>>32043386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5jBIcdRqdY
>>32043352it still amazes me that Healthy speaks 4 languages pretty fluently
>>32043461Who's your oshi now?
>>32041356
>>32043425Anon... Noel is one of the smartest holos
>>32043366I'm too retarded and autistic to differentiate bait from honest posts. I'm sorry but these threads are the only social interaction I have besides family.
>>32043469literally aren't, newfaggotchama
>>32043503Marine.
>>32043193Probably.
>>32043322I wonder what the logic behind shaking your ass is. It's not like you wiggle from side to side when having sex. Maybe it's to make your hips look wider.>>32043312Anon, I have social anxiety and a massive introvert. I used to be a cyber pussy slayer, 18 years ago.>>32043330What did she score? I guess you can figure it out by just looking at her answers, but I find it weird the clip ends there.
>>32043465>she can't get any male attentionanon, you just replied to multiple people stumbling over each other saying they want to fuck her
>>32043405>I'm only biased against shitposters.No you're not. You are biased in favor of shitposters that genuinely hate Marine.
>>32043282Someone who is as good at games as her cannot be actually retarded.
>>32040416>Jojo retardEvery single time.
>>32043516Clip ended there because another question was actually very hard and she gave up on it.
>>32043366He's been samefagging hard
>>32043516>cyber pussy slayer
>>32043516I haven't seen the stream, but thought she was imitating the dance Coco did during her 3D debut
Imagine waking up one day and Tokiyama Towa is your oshi
>>32043503Don't listen to >>32043514, that isn't me. It's Watame because she's actually genuine.
>>32043514Shes a bigger whore though
>>32040278I literally have been playing this all day since she released it.Hope my chammers doesn't dissapear again without saying anything, it was not funny.
>>32040416if only he wasnt a jojotard i wouldve called him based
>>32043438Good for what? She has some comfy minecraft streams. If you like Botan you'd also have a pretty good idea who Lamy is if you watched their horror dates, that's some really good stuff, though after you watch a few of these you'll have basically seen all of them.
>>32043011Overdesigned but has potential. If they:-removed the upper frilly part of her dress-removed the bow-made the armsocks symetrical or in the style of the knee socks-removed the hat-removed the under eye stickersI think the design would be much improved. Though I still wish they had either gone for fennec girl OR clown/ringmaster aspirant; not both. The fennec thing adds nothing to her design and there is no good backstory for it. She should be similar to Marine in that she is a girl who is cosplaying as a ringmaster with a dream to eventually become one.
>>32043555Yeah, just ignore him and report if he gets too obnoxious
>>32043567Genuine on sucking Mukkun cock?
Remember when Aqua immediately stopped playing Smash Bros with her fans as soon as a pro talked in her chat and asked her to play with him?
>>32043567>>32043514Why are you people like this? My oshi is actually now Towa
>>32043425You're right, general knowledge isn't IQ, but it's correlated with IQ at about .4-something. Getting a 1 is kind of hard to brush off. Do you have evidence to show she's actually smart?
>>32043580Good for GFE
>>32043601yeah then she invited him over for "lessons" and she didn't tweet for 2 whole days
>>32043527The "Marine schizo" is the biggest boogeyman of this thread as far as I can tell. Yes I have shat on marine before, and many other holos. With marine the reaction is more obstinate and unreasonable than with any other, including the behavior I talked about. This provokes a more or less equally obstinate counter-reaction, and not only from me.
>>32043601I'd stop playing if a Smash player tried to talk to me too.
>>32043601The only people denying Aqua is actually a bitch are her die hard fans. They're almost as delusional as deltafags.
>>32043622no she's more of a "drunk and irresponsible caretaker experience"
>>32040648Unironically this. Which reminds me that Coco said it was because family issues, but then Haachama said that it was something about working hard to release the full RED HEART video asap. What gives?
>>32043601The amount of salt that generated was pretty great. Onion has her moments
>>32043312This is why they don't let them collab, you tards get absolutely triggered by the holos having fun with a man that isn't you.
>>32043503Don't listen to >>32043609 >>32043514>>32043567It's actually Pekora as she has an epic laugh and I love when she says Hey Moona :3. Not to mention she's never interacted with males before.
I woild give Lamy my kinoko on a silver platter if she just asked..
>>32043589>Removing everything that makes the design interesting
>>32043512They're ethnically chinese
>>32043465>Her moves look like the ones from the girls at my middle school dances over a decade agoI actually remember girls doing even worse dances than that. I specifically remember the dwarf in my class (who dated this one guy throughout all of middle and high school, he looked like an elf, too, which I didn't put together until recently) bending over and squatting down and thrusting her hips around like she was fucking the crowd.
>100 posts>152 imagesevery time the schizo gets uppity this happensjust perma ban him mods
>>32043617>Do you have evidence to show she's actually smart?She has an IQ50000 emoji, why would someone who isn't smart have one?
>>32043507Noel is my oshi so I know how retarded she is go look at a random BoTW stream and skip to her doing the puzzles if you want to see how retarded she is.
Please do not feed the animals.
Are we being raided? I feel like there's too many people shitting very specifically on very specific holos for no reason at all.
>>32043366You guys think Suisei herself would ignore bait? I feel like she'd scroll past it and say she's not gonna reply to it, just to make another post that's clearly replying to it in subject matter
>>32043674So are you
>>32043674oh so you're a racist now? get out holos are for everyone (except zhangs)
>>32043622I guess she's solid for GFE, I'm not into the entire thing so i wouldn't know. She's on a drinking spree lately though.
I left for a week to work on my hololive game.Anything of interest as of late?
>>32043700It's 9:45 AM in the Philippines and lots of Cocospics are waking up.
>>32043714no she'd write 2 fucking paragraphs railing whoever posted that and then spam update until she gets a (You) to make her angrier
>>32043700Somehow nijifags refuse to use their own thread.
>>32043512You didn't pass basic history and geography, did you?
>>32043718
>>32043717But I'm from EU...
>>32043700Which ones? Marineschizos are entrenched here for like a week at this point, and Polka's 3D debacle was the outcome of a thousand years of fat jokes.
>>32043322God imagine being with her in the club and then she starts doing those in front of you and your cock. Fucking slut you know she wants it. Also, imagine once she start drinking heart content.
I love this girl
>>32043753you weren't even here a month or two ago, were you? newfaggot-san, do your archive reps. Zhangs are gonna zhang, we like HK chads here.
>>32043674Zhangs only refer to mainland ccp bootlickers newfag
What? There's Zelda in Mario Kart?
>>32042626But we have Konbini anon and nousagi tler
>>32043565I don't need to imagine it
>>32043672Was this worth watching? I might go back.
>>32043692Thanks Melposter. Hope you are doing well today.
>>32043764No you are not
>>32043718I'm sorry anon but you're too retarded to post here, I will revoke your posting license.
>>32043780What are you even on about
Which holo has the best mouth tracking?
>>32043763Pastor Watame...
>>32043768The Aqua one too.
>>32043798Ależ jestem....
Lamy trying her best to learn the courses is really cute!
>>32043802newfag zhang lover
shit thread lol
watame has a big futa cock
>>32043806I hate Watamefags bitterly, but Watame's mouthtracking got a lot better recently
>>32043684Eh it's just your usual salty niji fags though. Let him shitpost. It's funny cause he only reply to himself.
>>32043734At least Coco isn't a whore like Aqua.
I hope Subaru gets over her gacha addiction and does more variety/self- or fan-made content streams again.
>>32043806Botan and Luna
>>32043820Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>32043562I'm not bragging, I'm just saying none of the other guys I hung out with online could do that, they all thought I was a Chad irl. I had girls telling me they saw me in their dreams and I looked like Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, I looked more like Milton from Office Space.>>32043547I'm going to investigate this now.
>>32043806Botan
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
Is true that
>>32043847yugioh subaru is fucking terrifying
>>32043864>I'm going to investigate this now.VfQJorjFW4A
>>32043749Imagine shitposting about peeing in Suisei's ass just to get replied to with an essay-length tirade about how "if Sui-chan ever had sex she'd want..." that turns into an oddly-revealing tirade about her fetishes that spans the entire thread, full of information that no one here would have any way of knowing
>>32043881anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>32043827>Watame >Coco>Kanata All have cocks, why dont Towa and Luna?
>>32043881this thread is giving me burnout
>>32043907towa's banana...
>>32043852Botan eating chicken was fucking hilarious.
>>32043692Yes Mel-sama.
>>32043863do your reps newfag
>>32043899I still believe that if fans are like their oshi then Suisei secretly has a massive piss in anus fetish.
>>32043881Just stop browsing this place, it's the same drivel anyway. I've done that multiple times to work on my other projects but I've never skipped my oshi's streams.
>>32043881
>>32043806>>32043852>>32043917https://streamable.com/nik0er
>>32043806Botanhttps://streamable.com/nik0er
>>32043646Why were you pretending to be "biased against shitposters"?
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1348447254592409607Korone told Okayu she'd be okay today, and drew this to reassure her.
>>32043507Noel? Smart? What? How?
>>32043881is burnout a good game series? I think I remembered enjoying one in the gamecube era
>>32043907Towa's tower...
I am completing my accounting degree while I watch my oshi.what are you doing shitposter kun? what are you doing?
>>32043768There are no marine schizos
>>32043961>>32043964
>>32043936Not one of the smarter ones, are you?
>>32043959And he gets replies every time...
>>32043959We are leaking posters every single day, no wonder the threads have been so slow.
>anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? >it's starting to get boring to be honest.i'm planning on taking a break for a week
Why is this thread so schizo about Marine lately
>>32043922I love how she gradually gets more into it with every "kapu." Mel and Rushia's acting in Hologra is always a treat.
>>32044017newfag gonna newfag
>>32042679I kneel Holobros...
>>32041144POLKA LOVE
>>32043881Thats a normal feeling if you watch specific content too much. Don't force yourself to watch streams if you're not in the mood. You can always catch up on the highlights later.
>>32044026How burnt out ?
>>32044036my theory? she collabed with Coco so the Zhangs are going into overdrive.
>>32043981I want that belt
>>32043308crying about it will not make it real, so go on. An indie company is head to head against your oshi´s black company
>>32042894A-Anon... my kanji reps...
>>32043654>Haachama streams lotion ASMR for 20 minutes, then privates it and goes silent.>This is a false flag operation to throw people off her track, fueling speculation about suspension after arguing with her manager, etc.>She's actually just taking the week off, relaxing, eating bugs/Watame's pussy.>Chicken can't contact her and has to cancel their offcollab, blaming it on Chinavirus emergency.>This means she can't have any other offcollabs until the SOE is lifted or else people will know this was a lie.>Visa expires and chicken is sent back home before she can dox any holos.People think Haachama is a retard but she's been playing 4D chess the whole time.
>>32042679What a huge cope, no one gives a shit about the fat fuck that's why her stream bombed
>>32043985I loved Burnout 3 it was such a fun game single player and online.
>>32044036Marinefags started pretending to be marine antis anytime someone presents legitimate criticism
>>32044036Bums jealous that she's more popular than their oshi.
>>32043835lol so true
>>32044099Yes, she bombed down to 90k viewers you absolute retard
my oshi doesn't burn me out. this general with its constant shitposting does.
>>32044113the fact you post this the exact same way every time makes me think you don't even care about hiding
>>32042709>tfw my oshi did this and I missed it
>>32044007I'm drinking pepsi while calling Towa a whore
>>32044007Lying in bed watching Lamy-chan on my tablet while browsing this thread in my phone lol
>>32043881hey anon, Coco its gonna play Terraria in a couple or hours
>>32043680those were the days...
There's a limit on the number of ghost racers you can download? What is that shit Nintendo
>>32044007I'm watching Lamy and imagining Aqua's pussy.
>>32042679Hoshikawa is someone that would be checked out by people who don't normally watch her streams.
>>32044036Marine is loved by everyone and very successful, it's natural that people with this oshis are jealous
I would unironically call and feel my heart drop if aqua doesn't win today. It'll be like lgd vs og all over again.
>>32043907Some one has to eat that cocks
>>32043881How do I escape this time loop
God I love Roberu, that's all, have a nice day.
>>32044186Just close the tab anon
>>32044116lmao no, Marine will never be more popular than Pekora
>>32044018he´s replying himself
>>32044181Even as Aqua Crew I kinda want her to fail. It'd be funner if there's an unexpected outcome.
>>32044130This thread only ever comes together when there's a big drama/yab or event to rally around to be desu. Even though I admit I have a lot of fun hanging out here with (You) guys, I'd much rather this thread burn than any of the girls suffer.
>>32044181I'm afraid she will lose because of her 5000iq tactics.
>>32044217This is what will happen. She's literally too smart to win.
>>32043985burnout paradise has a good soundtrack
>>32044189Right thread
>>32044181Who would you call?
>>32044199Every time I do, I wake up and the tab is open again
>>32044181it'll be more like with puppey on secret, tries some big brain strats and fuck themselves over.
What would consensual, 1-on-1 sex with Shion be like?
Why is Miko so popular here and in reddit when she is so boring?
Why are they so behind?
Do you think aqua plays with her pussy sometimes or does she refuse to even touch herself no matter how horny she gets because it's not idol-like so instead she just awkwardly squirms around and gets super heated on her extended eroge sessions without ever actually touching herself and finding relief?I feel like that'd honestly be a very aqua thing to do
>>32044007I'm calling other holos I don't like whores and posting shit from their past lives to ruin their image. Am I doing good?
>that Coco threadAnd people claim we don't have zhangs here.
uhh guys? I just gave Lamy a red supa and now my dick melted off and skins falling off my face??? am i going to die
>>32044253You know why.
I'm from the future and Watame is going to surprise everyone at the MK tourney.
>>32044228More like she will go for a risky play, fail and finish last in one race.
>>32042679Polka is love
>>32044217The problem with autistic "high-level" strategies is that they only work if the other players are also competent
I'm a nousagi yet i don't see Pekora sexually whatsoever but for some reason Lamy is making me feel things
>>32044253They have the personality of soggy cardboard
>>32044189Correct thread
>>32044247No idea.
>>32044244>consensual sex with Shioncringe. Shion is built for raping old men.
>>32044253Azki is not hololive so asking about her isn't fair. I wish she was though.
>>32044275Are those the big plans?
>>32044272No, you're becoming Lamy.
>>32044288>Tries to go for last place strat>Waiting and wondering why she's still not in 12th place>Noel is racing backwards
>>32044253>tfw ASMR ban literally killed Mel's ch
>>32042090>Why is reddit so obsessed with turning holos into one-note charactersAre we really gonna pretend this is unique to them and that /hlg/ doesn't do this?
>>32044253>akiBoring, only reddit cares about her>robocoBoring>melHololive is just her hobby so she doesn't stream often>chocoThere's better whores in hololive>azkiDoesn't stream
>>32044253>all of them are in top 100 most subscribed out of 9.4k registered chuubas on hiyokoBehind what exactly?
>>32044235>>32044303Don't open that can of worms, homos are at a better place now (probably)
>>32043892But anon, that's a private video.
>>32044240Play an addictive non-japanese video game, seriously. You will not care as much about hololive when you are done with that.
>>32044334That's because they come here.
>>32044335>>>/jp/global
>>32043070It would be the first time a game shits on one of her favorite characters. She finished MGS1 even though her beloved Big Boss was death and treated like a criminal and a traitor. But she was certainly not happy with Majima's 100 yen haircut https://streamable.com/scjfhi
>>32044345behind me, giving me a rimjob
>>32044244Expensive
What's with the sudden zhang posting? I haven't seen any since the year started, actually the last time I remember to see zhangposting was a day after Holofest then it stopped, did something happen?
>>32044345other holos barring gen 5, Mel and Aki are Gen 1 even
>>32044272Let's see anon. What is the Holo next to Lamy's name?
>>32044244Blood, sweat and semen everywhere. It'd look like a bomb went off at an orgy.
>>32043733Nothing I guess lolI'll just come back after I finish something I can show off
>>32044256There's no way she masturbates.This is a girl that refuses to even touch pralines if they have any alcohol in them because "an idol doesn't drink".She's a huge idol LARPer and perfectionist, she wouldn't fail at something like a self imposed masturbation ban.
>>32044349I got it from one of the chink archives
>>32044374>Melsabotaged by her own manager>Akisabotaged by Youtube
>>32044335There are few streams more boring than Mel mining coal in minecraft for 3 hours.
>>32044335>Boring>Boring>BoringPretty good criticism
>>32044386Holy fuck I can't even begin to imagine being this deluded.
>>32044272Shhh it'll be over soon
>>32044253>AZKiShe never streams and her channel is mainly for music content. Actually a good amount of subs for a channel as specialized as hers>ChocoShe was once one of the more popular holos but youtube totally nerfed her niche. Her channel is a victim of youtube being retarded>All the othersThey are just boring as fuck, lol
>>32044375bot- I mean shishiron
>>32044400You can say you did not even watch it.
Post that webm
>>32044357He's right though.
>>32044354Maybe, but I mean to say that /hlg/ turns them into its own brand of one note memes.
One thing I like about Towa is her sudden laughing fits. It sounds nice and contagious.
>>32044386Yeah, she doesn't masturbate, she just pays men to have sex with her.
>>32044391Aki got sabotaged by life...
>>32044253>Aki Hit by a car>RobocoDoesnt want to improve herself and stays streaming the same games>MelThe break really fucked her growth when hololive started to boom(same as Aki) >ChocoShe streamed dinosaurs for way too long, also prone to the not really caring about improving>AZKIShe's an idol.
>>32044377>Shion doesn't let go of her welding tools even during sexHot literally.
>>32044421You can and in fact do make that excuse for any boring stream.
>>32044404Some things in life are pretty simple
>>32044374Who cares who's slightly higher if they're all at the literal peak of the world?
Jesus fuck finally soda tweeted
>>32044389I thought the chink archive is dead?
Lamy is being cute
>>32044441>>32044451what is it with Japan and civilians getting hit by motorists? Is it because no one drives, the peds aren't used to having to watch for cars, or the drivers just don't learn to not run through ped walk ways without checking if someone is crossing?
>>32044481That one never had this video.
>>32044247Le meme woman
>>32044428/hlg/'s brand of pushing a square peg through a round hole is the narrativemaking, the higher-effort narratives require you to go in-depth on a holo's character though.
I bet Suisei actually masturbates to her own R-18 off-stream
>>32044462Back to Global.
Do you think Hololive can grow considerably more popular than it is right now?If so, how?The only way I see it happening is if someone really big buy them or starts to shill them, like Elon Musk for example.
>>32044469Pekora cares
>>32044253>AkiHonestly, she's doing all right her content is not for everyone given her more relaxed style of streaming, plus you know she has other things going on in her life outside of streaming unlike most holos, she's a very good support character >RBCshe's just boring>MelMel is really cute and her ASRM is great... but she doesn't stream often enough to get a good incline going, everyone she actually streams her growth and SC earnings start catching up with the rest, and the same as with Aki being part of the first Gens makes it harded to incline due to missing out on the newbie bonus Gens 4 and 5 had>ChocoMercilessly fucked by YouTube, they took away her main appeal, and while her zatsudans and cooking streams are fun they're not for everyone, plus her inner holo circle isn't made up middle tier holos so she can't incline off them unlike other, also lack of consistency like Mel >AzkiDoesn't stream often enough and her priority is clearly music, nothing bad with that
>>32044535They need to make HoloES
>>32044256Aqua compulsively masturbates. Not necessarily because she's horny, but because it feels good. Like the autist she is, she figured out at a very young age that masturbating feels good and didn't realize the implications of it until she got older. To this day, whenever she's bored or lost in thought she starts to schlick.
>>32044437>she just pays men to have sex with her.See this is the thing I don't get about the "just acting" schizos. You can claim that Aqua is secretly not a sperg and totally socially competent but the JAV you source is literally the equivalent of a /r9k/bot who can't get any pussy paying for a cheap hooker just to say they're not a virgin. Even if it were true and not a massive stretch to match the voices, that would still mean that Aqua is such a socially awkward loser she has to literally pay to have sex, AS A WOMAN, and, while pathetic, you can't get more genuinely autistic than that.
>>32044533That's a good comeback for a Melposter.
>>32044525She masturbates to Emiya Shirou
>no Ramirez med ritualpost>schizophrenia runs rampant in this threadPolka's meds aren't as strong as Lamy's, huh.
>>32044386Anon, watch her more, she's surprisingly perverted at times. She doesn't show it much but when she lets it out it blindsides everyone in the room due to how intense and unexpected it is.She probably doesn't drink alcohol because she prefers sweet drinks or a similar meme like I went through. Give her some cider or a girly sweet cocktail and chances are she'll down it.>>32044256She probably looks up KiriAsu pictures to fap to and just does it without paying much attention to the context of it.
After Mario Kart a Sausage Legend tournament is next right?
>>32042090rrat
>>32044420Lamynon...
>>32044566Aqua is my oshi, I was just joking!
>>32044535Once Shark gets 5 million subs. Big normie youtubers will try to reach her. Expect.
>>32044525ORANGE PANTS BAD
So what are my fellow ojisans doing now that Shion is ducking the tournament
>1180 posts>179 imatesrratiobros...
>>32044517That is a complicated way to say fanfics
>>32044624Why does it fucking matter
>>32044535If YAGOO sells out, I'm going to have to break up with my Oshi
>Gura RDR2Migo...you said you gonna play it...
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>32044525I bet Suisei actually masturbates to Anemachi's dirty panties when she's not home off-stream
>>32044624When did Global appropriate Polka?
>>32044377>BloodWh-where does the blood come from?
>>32044525who is she on the phone with
>>32044634It means we don't even want to look at holos anymore but just shit on those we don't like.
How do we actually save Suisei? Seems like streaming more isn't even working
>>32044651its been at least a month or two now
>>32044592The only Holo Shuba shilled to and stuck with it is Migoti, unless the others are playing offscreen and haven't mentioned it at all. God Field tournament run by Peko onegai, even though it seems like a pipe dream after the yab now.
>>32044628They kind of are but only exist until they hit hard evidence that proves them false. Digging out said evidence is also fun.
Whose gonna miss the tournament because of work? Pour one out for the boys.
>>32044651During her english among us streams?
>>32044566Stop trying to make sense of schizos, anon. You don't try to argue with the homeless guy holding a sign saying "The end if near" on the street on whether the end of the world is near or not. Why would you bother arguing with someone else who has displayed a similar detachment from reality?
>>32044658Me
>>32044651among us, same with Nene
>>32044535JP probably can't grow much further unless they start making official translated clips on a regular basis. Even that would be difficult because clip watchers probably don't want a daily spam of streams in their sub box/notifications.
These new original songs aren't getting physical releases are they?
>>32044672More nijinigger lives
>>32044535Easily. Once you're number 1 it's easy to keep growing. Just look at all the other big youtubers/Twitch streamers
>>32044727has any of their music had physical releases? I'd be down to get some 7" or 12"
>>32044386>>32044256Reminder that Aqua is a bit of an eroge otaku. She almost definitely masturbates multiple times a day, not even because she's all that horny, just out of habit because she's bored.
Is Flare the biggest lightweight in hololive? also who has the best alcohol tolerance out of all the holos
>>32044651Saviorfags have polka and we have porka....
>>32044672watame did really well during WNF and it gave her more subs than usual it seemsstreaming more is the only thing that stopped watame from overtaking comet so she should keep it up (actually she should stream even more)
>>32044535Expanding EN is the way to go if they want to really grow. Just look at how popular those boring girls are in such a short time. There's a huge eop market that they didn't start tapping until recently.
>>32041559Imagine being a shota, having Marine take you to the pool bathroom, kissing your little lips using her tongue to ravage your mouth, then sitting you on her lap, she starts giving your peepee a handjob, whispering ぴうぴうぴう in your ears, till your finally squirt your shota milk all over her belly, then she collects it with her fingers and suck it to the last drop.
>>32044727>>32044749>physical releasesOji-tans please go back to sleep, it's the future today.
>>32044754Noel's tolerance is pretty good.
you did this
>>32044672do more song coversdo more utawakusdo more collabsdo more youtube livessimple asalso she had a 3D stream coming up soon
>>32044586>>32044752>when aqua gets bored her hands enter her pants and start getting her off almost on their ownWow. She's just like me!
>>32044651October
Which of Rushia's hair colours do you like the most?
>>32044754Okayu can get tipsy off of one can of the weakest stuff too.
>>32044186we only escape timeloops with violent events like the holocaust or global splitits probably safer to stay in the loops, anon
>>32044786I'll never stop being a physicalfag.
>>32044690Towa
>>32044754Botan got pretty fucked up from something like a single glass of amazake, and normally can't drink at all basically.
>>32044811Give me the greenest Rushia you can get.
https://files.catbox.moe/fynjwp.mp4
>>32044800It's based on your search history
>>32044800>ifunny.co
>>32044374anon, you know Hololive is getting more and more popular overseas right?, its normal the next generations start with a big boost. Even if ID2 now has a few viewers the 3 of them got 100k subs before their debut
>>32044535The main focus shouldn't be growing but rather making a more stable base out of the one the have right now, so more concerts, more general fan interaction, more merch and so, they have go gain people's comitment. They're the second biggest vtubing company that's a really good place to be specially for something that was never meant to by anywhere near this big. JP isn't going to grow much, everyone who's around 500k will eventually make it to a million, but Japanese youtubers in general plateau around the million, just because of the population in Japan EN might grow but it seems like even first Gen wasn't as promising as it initially looked
>>32044855>you know Hololive is getting more and more popular overseas right?It's on decline actually.
>>32044800>no funny tabsLame, K-san
>>32044811Purple
even if she passes suzy, i don't see her ever moving from that position. Watame needs to come out with one hell of a song or make a new meme in order to give her a boost, like last time during the vs kanata arc
>>32044800>didn't even dox himselfGood job anon, that's rare lately.
I wanna this cute hag to call her IRL gamer hag friends to postulate for the next holo gen
>>32044727No, only Sora, Marine, Watame and Azki had physical released for their music, maybe the will throw all of them on an album once bloom is over
>>32044782But their live viewers are the same (if not lower) as JP holos... I might be wrong, but I have my doubts about the lightning striking the same place twice.
>>32044811
>>32044794God I wish I saw this every time I come home
>>32043881Obligatory reply.Best pasta tho
>>32044898>maybe the will throw all of them on an album once bloom is overThat's what I'm hoping for.
>>32044672Save from what?
>>32044794Imagine the jiggle of her fat aussie gut
>>32044811Green only please
>>32044886meant for >>32044672
>>320430118/10Not as lewd as I wish it was but I like how detailed it is, and that belly button opening is a fetish I didnt know existed. When I look at it I feel like poking with my dick or punching it cuz I bet she would love it.
>>32044800>has a google accountBased on your activity retard.
After watching their practice run for mario, sleeper contenders are definitely rushia and luna.
>>32044868It's really not. The hype died down but EN girls aren't reclining, shark still getting 10k subs/day and she's reaching 2 million next week. Their fans are mostly casual who rarely watch streams unlike JP fans who are mostly dedicated.
>>32044794Literal retard run
>>32043260Hard to say, Nene has her Nenengine that she is ready to pull out if it's looking rough. Should be fun to cheer for either way.
>>32044895>she probably had a hag squad 8 years ago and they played 1.3.5 Minecraft with IndustialCraft 2 and BuildCraftAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32044924From the BIG PLAN
>>32044899Nips are very boom/bust. They will milk the vtuber explosion as long as possible
>>32044754>Is Flare the biggest lightweight in hololive? I think so, she's always drinking the fruity joke alcohol and still manages to get really drunk really fast, every time she's drinking with someone else she's clearly the drunker one >also who has the best alcohol tolerance out of all the holosNoel has pretty good tolerance, whenever she get's drunk it's because she has been drinking a lot for a while she was completely fine during the offcollab while Rushia and Flare were clearly drunk, and by the end of drunk among us she was making a tower of cans on her desk
>>32044805>>32044752>>32044586Do you think Aqua washes her own vagina fluid stained panties or does Kumiko have to while wondering if her daughter is actually a nympho?
>>32043011I feel like the Fennec stuff is tacked on to an already busy design.
>>32044811I'll take one green Russia with a side of purple blue.
It's been 10 hours and I'm still in disbelief that Ojou blessed us with TWELVE songs for an hour and a half of singing.
>>32044850 I miss KCK
>>32044800oh no...
The Big Plan is Polka's go-to order at McDonald's
Watch Nose.
>>32044244>Was asleep until you got there>Intentionally edges and blue balls you during foreplay>Forces you to eat her out until she cums, promising the entire time that she's "not wet enough yet.">Sees you getting frustrated and tells you that she loves you>Makes fun of the faces you're making when you enter her>Talks about the dream she was having until she starts to get into it>Just gets quiet and arches her back when she cums, clearly wants you to be a bit rougher with her>Orders out UberEats when you're done>Just lays in bed talking to you about your day and random stuff while you wait on the food.>By the time the food is there, she's fast asleep and you have to wake her up
>>32044989Aqua can't even do the most menial tasks regarding cooking. I bet Kumiko does every housekeeping thing for her.
>>32044672Realize that Suisei doesn't need saving, she has other priorities and her current base is more than willing to support her in her idol endeavours which is clearly her main focus
>>32044535if we are talkinh about live viewers I dont think any vtuber cant grow much more. I think Hololive its gonna grew more specially in subs and archive views
>>32043843>The bitch that can only move in stripper mode on 3d streams is somehow not a whore.
>>32044774comet mentioned about wanting to stream on American times because she noticed there's a fair amount of kaigainikis watching, that might actually give her an incline albeit at the cost of EOP panderingWatame used to stream on dead hours, and recently got a boost from new outfit, 3D, and new song as well
>>32044535Try finding the Pekora of EN
>>32044786if you're paying for digital shit you may as well just pirate it instead
>>32044244>Walk in>Begin rapidly aging and gaining weight
Is there any niji that is on the same level or higher in mario kart than aqua? Nijihomos need not apply
>>32044788>>32044988>Flare is the biggest lightwight>Noel has good toleranceThat's not a good combo, Flare is going to get raped
come back ass...
>>32045079>going to
>>32043322>that little slow down just before hard shaking at 0:05I dont even care if her roommate doesnt look that great, I would tear that ass apart.
>>32044811I can't choose I like all of them
>>32044811I like blue, but then I also like pink Rushia because Princess Mode is cute.
>>32045038She's from Atlanta suburbs. That's how all the chicks dance
>>32044253Aki is doing great now?? She has a very loyal fanbase despite the lower numbers!!
>Lamy saying she put on weightBros
>>32045142holoFAT
>>32044535>Do you think Hololive can grow considerably more popular than it is right now?In Japan maybe. I think we're already passed the peak for EOPs, the meme shark is already reclining.
>>32045092Fate ass... sit on my face one last time. She was so fucking cute during her Christmas stream, it hurt
steelersanon are you still with us?
>>32045092Don't tell me that people are missing her.
when is this Mario Kart shit gonna be overI have zero interest in watching that game
>>32045187better than minecrap
>>32045022I wish shion would disinterestedly edge me for hours while she's browsing 5ch on her phone and I do my best pleasuring her with my tongue
>>32044247Because Miko is the most entertaining holo. Also reddit doesn't like her.
>>32045185More than thatThey're fapping to her
>>32045092>I want to become Siolamyposters have invaded 2ch...
>>32045187You're supposed to be watching for the girls.
HOLY FUCKING JESUS SHIT ITS HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1viouXswSRAFUCK YOU MIKO, WHY COULD YOU PLAY IT AS WELL
>>32045208it isnt
>>32044535It won't, Hololive will mantain reelvance throughout the 2021 and then start fading away on 2022, if Hollive last until 2023 it's going to be a miracle.
In a timeline where Mel never had to take her hiatus, what niche do you think she would fill?
>>32045185they found a new indie to hate (guess who?)
>>32044036When in doubt its the Zhangs
>>32045219Zhang tactics I see. Now excuse me brothers, I need to fap to Locust Queen.
>>32045079Noel's brother also has a low tolerance according to her roommates twitter.
>>32045142it all went to her tits seriously though girls say "they put on weight" if they gain a couple pounds of water weight
>>32045219Fucking disgusting, who would do such a thing?
>>32045166I think the l2ds are too janky for western viewers. As tracking tech gets better and the avatars behave more naturally they'll really start to boom within the streaming market.
>>32045254The same as Roboco's.
>>32041994Pizza mom looks like a 10/10.
>>32045092What's the rundown on Sio? I've been here for months and still don't know. I just know everyone calls her nose and says she sleeps on Towa's couch.
>>32045241She wanted to play either it or Bully but chat wanted Bully. And it turned out Bully is a piece of junk that doesn't run on modern hardware well so she dropped it.
Why do they always sing the same 10 songs?
>>32045217She posts on their meme subr*ddit just like Coco, Fubuki and Marine (maybe others too, just checked their top posts of all time). They love that shit
>>32045325>popular songs by popular artistsgee I wonder
>>32045076No, and even counting the nijihomos, only Kuzuha is at the same level, maybe a bit better
>>32045092The Christmas stream rekindled the flame..
>>32045325Who is they? My oshi doesn't.
>>32045216She'd probably secretly be super into it and just trying to see how long you can last. Every time she cums the facade slips a little more, but you'd never see it on her face, just feel her little pussy twitch against your tongue and her grip briefly tighten against you as if to steady herself.
>>32045241>wanting people to play rockshit
>>32045316sacrificed for a bit of banter on 5ch
>189 IPsThat faggot sure is consistent in replying to himself
>>32045254My wife
>>32045316Her IP got leaked through a stupid security flaw in an app and people used it to find out she posted a lot of really degenerate fetish shit on 5ch
>>32045262Who?
>dumpsterdiving to bili2>stumbled upon Yagoo newest vid>already prepared for a lot of yagoo bashing but most comments are about how yagoo is so "dead inside" now, about how he is only a joke puppet that must follow whatever the capitalist shareholder said, about how his idol dream shattered and now cover is just an entertainment company. There was even a narrative where yagoo wanted to give ex holo cn their model but got a NG from the shareholders. It is like reading all the narratives in this thread amplified by thousand.
>>32044253>AkiMedical reasons >Roboco Only plays apex, but is shit at it>MelDoesn't stream, took a break during hololive's two great growth spurts >ChocoOnly good for asmr, can't do asmr anymore >AzkiDoesn't stream
>>32045342Sure, but they don't post about her at all.
>>32045323She played Bully last year and got pretty far but dropped, and then recently she decided to start it from zero for whatever reason.The game is not even that long to beat.
>>32045422Who are you quoting
>>32044800based
>>32045418EOPs favorite new angel
>>32044370>Sudden Zhang postingZhang posting never stopped, you just aren't looking hard enough
>>32045463Who?
>>32045092>nameis she really called that way?
>>32045463Oh Ame's sister? I haven't followed that issue much but I know it raised a bit of noise.
>>32045482I suspect she will have future yabs, a lot of them over there do not like her for the stunts she pulled
>>32045479yeah I think her haters are also called ninjas now for some reason
>>32045457based, based on what?based on my cock retard.your cock, what about it?it's huge, start sucking
>>32045254The same as she is right now,nothing
>>32045316Her ass is really fat, like super fat
>>32045529>ninjasthat one I think because of people saying it wasn't her who shitposted, but the ninjas living in her ceiling (hence sharing her IP)
>>32045304I think she'd be a bit more popular than RBC. RBC feels like a jack-of-all-trades master of none who can coast by purely on the premise that she is a jack-of-all-trades. But in an economy where there are many "jack-of-all-trades" streamers even amongst her coworkers, she just ends up looking boring.Mel I could have seen coasting by comfily as a mid-tier GFE/daughterfu streamer. Sorta like a Rushia-lite.
>>32045505how cruel. to be attacked by the people who once loved you. It seems to have made Towa stronger, i wonder how this indie will fare.
FRIENDS
>>32045436>>32045323>droppedpermission fuckup stopped her playthrough
>>32045092I thought sio already graduated (her christmas eve stream was her last stream)?
>>32045185Sio being a bitch is kinda hot not gonna lie
>>32045417>a lot of really degenerate fetish shith-how degenerate?>>32045577a-and how fat are we talking?
How do Matinefags cope with superchatting a lesbian who would never fuck them because she thinks penises are disgusting?
>>32045593>master of noneShe's master of lewds.
I really do like Shion and want to be her friend.
>>32045571cringe
>>32045584That's funny>>32045635Nah, she has nothing planned but she didn't say she's quitting, just not doing anything in the next few months at least
>>32045615Bob
>>32045615I can't wait to see Friend play MariKa later
>>32045656shion seems like the type of friend that would ghost you a lot
>>32045316>Calls her nose
>>32045571
>>32045610>>32045668and these same people will be in her comments talking about how sad everything is if she kills herself, like with that other chuuba
>>32045633First time,sure.Second time,not really.She just dropped it because Yakuza is the new hotness.
>>32045647I hope she uses my SCs to buy a nice cozy home and live a slow married life with Flare
>>32045716
>>32045656>friendI like Shion but she seems to be a pretty selfish friend, so I just wanna fuck her.
>>32045647I don't have a penis though?
>>32045716holy shit new episode
>>32045727what the ninjas need to realize is this whole incident made her the sexiest vtuber in the industry and we should just embrace the porn and welcome her and her ass back with open arms
>>32045713Sio...
>>32045575She's still pulling 3-5k whenever she streams though. If she didn't take a break she could very easily be at the same level as matsuri
>>32045760>Towa-sama pushing her huge horsecock inside you in one go
>>32045505>stuntsCan someone fill me in on this blue watson lore? It has to be more than just her using Hololive meta tags for her videos to get favorable recommendation placements, right?
>>32045821I guess that's why they call her tokyo tower
>>32045817that's not a very high bar
>>32045727Eh, I guess you never know, but Sio seems pretty strong herself, her stated reason for not continuing streaming is that "it would affect the people around her", so it's more an issue with her family/friends getting harassed rather than actually her, if it was just about her I'm sure she would just continue streaming through it like the first few days after the drama where she kept streaming even though she had 15k dislikes.
>>32045713Virtual Voldemort...
I guess we can all agree Risu's KING is still the best cover in Hololive.
>>32045800Ever since she left, Sio porn has been on the rise, her absence just made her already devoted fanbase every more dedicated and drastically more horny
>>32045817Break honestly shouldn't be an excuse to not pulling momentum considering Miko,Aqua,Ayame and Shion still has high viewerbase despite their breaks
>>32045843didn't the indie rabbit eroge vtuber get hate for the same thing?
>>32045593No Roboco's problem is that she's only known as "that one hololive who plays apex all day despite being shit at it", so she has trouble breaking out of that bubble even when she tries new stuff.
>>32045817Lmao. Alright.
>>32045843If you watch her, she basically acts like a glorified hololive and says things hololive girls would say because chat eggs her on and she of course never tells them to stop.Also she copies a lot of hololive thumbnails on her videos.
>>32045647Marine isn't lesbian, she's bi and possibly a sexual predator. Get your facts straight.
I'm going to fuck Bibi in front of Towa
>>32045870No. Risu is not good singer !
>>32045770The clitoris is actually a miniature penis
>>32045903bibis hat pussy
>>32045903I'm gonna fuck Towa in front of Bibi!
>>32045444His mind.
>>32045712Probably, yeah>>32045767Not selfish so much as lacking the emotional throughput to properly stay in touch with people. She's fine talking about other people and their stuff too.
>>32045906That's not very positive of you, Mel
Lamy really wants to play the new Monster Hunter on stream...
>>32045870Wrong https://streamable.com/a68jna
>>32045928>>32045903You're not gonna do anything
>>32045727That girl was a regular youtuber
>>32045959I'm gonna kiss you! *chuu*
>>32045855You need to spend some time outside the hololive bubble if you think Matsuri isn't doing amazingly well. We are talking about someone whose rampant apex obsession only just slowed her growth when the exact same issue has killed many other vtubers stone dead
>>32045950Time to make a roommate account then.
damn do i really have to be up at 4am for this tourney
>>32045615Roger friend!
>>32045987Uwawawawawawa
https://files.catbox.moe/ljtokg.mp4
>>32045939I am not Mel.
>>32045952based, FUCK risu
>>32045886Except Mel was on break half of year during hololive's growth.
>>32045864Well, she already have two big controversy and somewhat still survive and strong...
>>32045969basically the same thing thoughpeople who work on the internet
>>32045886Mel missed the EOP/covid hype train.
>1416 / 215
>>32046066this is all your fault
>>32046058Mel spends more time keeping her ojisans happy on twitcast
Fucking lol I forgot this was a thing on Youtube.Guess most people dont really know the Holos arent allowed to show their real face as Holo members.
>>32046066It's time to admit defeatImageposters lost
>>32046066imagebros... It wasn't meant to be like this...
>>32046066images SUCK
>>32045940>lacking the emotional throughput to properly stay in touch with peopleHit the nail on the head. Shion seems like a good friend when she's around (see: how universally well-regarded she seems to be) but also the type to get very deep into herself and just disappear for weeks on end when overwhelmed. It's why she's such good friends with Aqua, probably. Neither judges the other and they always come back each other when they need one another.t. that exact kind of friend
>>32046005I'm gonna compare her to her peers, not some random indies with no company or brand name backing them. Matsuri is shit
>>32046058The covid hype train left the station after her break but still without her.
>>32046066I wish we could get 1500/1 one day.
>>32046107why are you on an IMAGEboard, then?
>>32045870>>32045952Nohttps://streamable.com/oi455
>>32046112Damn poor matsuri, she only made 40k in one stream...
>>32046066Time to greenlight wojaks.
>>32046104>You will never watch Okayu fall out of her chair at a 4DX showing of KnYWhat's the fucking point in living?
>>32046100Western care about face too much and surprisingly doesn't care enough about privacy
>>32046100instead of face reveals, holos should do ass reveals
>>32046161LIVE
>>32045870KING is shit and 90% of the work is done by the mixer.
>>32046161we actually used to use wojaks but for some reason they got replaced by goslings which got taken by global
>>32045886Ayame aside all of the three eventually went back to streaming regularly, and Ayame is a fucking anomaly who earns five digits just by showing her face. Plus in Mel's case she went back to streaming on her roommate during her break so alot of the momentum got dissapated onto two platforms. If Mel went back to streaming regularly she'd probably incline rapidly.
>>32046161abayo nigga I'll
>>32046066just give us back 2000 threads already...
I like Aqua way more than i'm willing to admit
>>32046160>poornot at all, just shit
>>32046129textboards exist bro
>>32045886Miko's break happened after she shat out a viral clip so it worked her benefit. Shion's break was pretty short and came after the bulk of the big inclines. Ayame's fanbase pretty much revolves around waiting for her to stream. and iirc, Aqua's break negatively impacted her growth quite a bit considering she was once upon a time the most subbed Holo. That said, I don't really think that Mel was a) around the at the right time b) had a dearth of viral content to bait in EOPs and other non-Japanese speakers
the thread is peaceful... too peaceful...
Lamy unmuted chewing on stream, this is not a drill
>>32046220Shion go back to bed, you need to rest
>>32046258it's because it's dying
>>32046250Who's this?
I hate hololive but Reddit doesn't allow me to say mean things about them so i come here to be edgy
>>32046258>barely 200 IPs/hlg/ is kill...
>>32046285your oshi is a land whale
IT'S OVER
>>32046112Even amongst her peers she's doing amazingly well. Look at her fucking earnings. Plus she dumpsters the entirety of niggersanji who are definitely her competitors
I'm listening to friend's utawaku and I'm enjoying how she takes little breaks like if she was singing in front of a public and she waits for chat's reaction.https://youtu.be/J3ebi8JlaZc
>>32046262Haha, what if she told you to open your mouth and then spit her chewed food into it like a bird, wouldn't that be gross haha
>>32046258Last threads were also mostly peaceful. I'm sorry.
>>32046027>>32046058While this is true, Mel was already lagging behind in subs before her hiatus
>>32046285i love hololive but reddit doesn't allow me to LOVE them so I come here to be a creep
>>32046250Is that towasamawin?
>>32046146>Textboard>Forced to post imagesH-Hidoi...
>>32046219it feels like these threads have gotten worse ever since they lowered it to 1500
>>32046258it absolutely has not
>>32045647At least she doesn't spend it to buy condoms like Aqua.
>>32046282my whore
>>32046293it's over for us...
>>32046323it's actually towasama108
They should sell more merchandise. There is no reason I shouldn't be able to get a Watame Keychain
>>32046250what a cutie
>>32046285Go back
should we accept global immigrants?
>>32046258I prefer this than bunch of rude posters during Polka's 3D.
>>32046250Towawawawawawawawa
>>32046378build the walland make gura pay for it
>>32046285dont go back
>>32046258There is an active doxx thread, thats why
>>32046332lower limits cater to /v/tards who need constant shitposting dopamine fixes
>>32046378Only if they are black
>>32046246*the implication I was making here was that her content might have increased in quality/rubberbanded as her audience did if she was around for the Covid boom, since as >>32046316 pointed out she was already lagging prior to her hiatus
>>32046378There's good reason to have JP only thread
I like all holos except Pekora
>>32046460>fast thread goodwhy is /vpol/ like this
>>32046285EN is over there, we don't need fucking reddit rejects here.
>>32046460we lost...
>>32046460But that's a good thing
*casts a spell to make sure there are even fewer images posted in the next thread*
Ratiobros...
WE ARE SUCH FUCKING LOSERS HOLY SHIT
Towa...