/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31983033
It seems the releases since Wonderworm are about two months apart and Bogey was November 16, so probably soon if focusing on the game more won't slow KC down again,

Kiss the mino

>Jeez, you really don't read the news much, huh Anon?

>>31983247
What if I don't?

>"I heard you like milk"

>>31983215

Do demons still require a person to sign a a written contract or have they moved into the digital era yet?

>>31983299
No, why?

>>31983316
You'll get an axe to the head

>a particularly lonely night as a single man after fending off at least 15 advances from monsters
>notice some particularly fluffy looking claws reaching out of your closet
>try to slam it shut
>just gets demolished
>tell her to back off
>knocks you down to the bed
>JAZZ INSTRUMENTAL KICKS IN
>"OH BROTHER, YOU'RE SOMETHIN, YOU PUT ME IN A SPIN"
>"YOU AREN'T COMPREHENDIN, THE POSITION THAT YOU'RE IN"
>"IT'S HOPELESS, YOU'RE FINISHED, YOU HAVEN'T GOT A PRAYER"
>"CUZ I'M MISS OOGIE BOOGIE, AND YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE"

>>31983247
I will French kiss her.

>>31983434
Good

>Squished between two bogeys
>You're barely visible from the outside.

Need a wife with lots of feathers, perfect for cuddling.

Would you swap places with the main character in the Shiragasane series of hentai doujins?

>>31983374
I think I'll call her bluff

>>31983556
Yes

>>31983325
hey anon if your in this persons patreon and can make requests. Ask them to do one on the bogey.

>>31983397
>”kidnap the oni-chan“
>”put him in black mass“
>“tie him down real tight and then“
>”watch him fill with fright!“

>>31983397
>"CUZ I'M MISS OOGIE BOOGIE

Soon to be Mrs. I'm sure.

>>31983556
That guy just can't appreciate some moth loving properly. It would be for the best.

Doting monsters!

Art, theater, culture, and fancy fish. It's time to learn about Nevia!
https://pastebin.com/idXqX0m4
>Third Song Island of Passion
>Nevia

>A city of art where roses and mermaids adorn the stage.

>Diva: Eustine (Merrow) Inherited Song: Passion
>Main Residents: Mermaid, Merrow, Kikimora, Leanan Sidhe
>_____________________________________
>The stage of Nevia theater, where pink mermaids dance and swim with red roses of passion!
>The Third Song Island, “Nevia”, is a city of art and passion that will never let your eyes or senses get bored!

>Created by people devoted to the pursuit of beauty, Nevia is the world’s largest art gallery from the moment you step inside.
>Plenty of gardens full of beautiful crimson roses welcome you, and you can experience a blissful moment in a stylish café surrounded by a cityscape overflowing with music.

>In Nevia, the very walls are paintings, the sounds of nature are the tunes of instruments, and the pink mermaids traveling the waterways are truly living works of art.
>And the piece de resistance is the magnificent theater where these mermaids serve as actors, “Nevia Theater”!
>The diva Eustine will be holding a public commemorative performance of “Nevia’s Makai Rose”, which is incredibly popular with women of all races around the world!
>Seats may become sold out, so make your reservation quickly!
>_____________________________________
>Nevian Art to Commemorate Your Marriage
>From the innocent image of a loving couple, to an indecently intertwined one...
>Nevia’s proud artists and craftsman will turn the shape of your love into works of art that shall last forever
>We offer everything from works of art such as paintings and sculptures depicting the figures of couples, to highly practical items such as watches made by Nevia’s proud craftsmen or trendy tableware sets!
>If you wish, we can also put in some special magic to liven up your night

>We also have a strong partnership with the “Al Mar Wedding Plan”!
>Nevia turns a wonderful wedding in Al Mar into a beauty that will last forever
>Please make sure to stop by Nevia when you have a wedding ceremony in Al Mar!

>Recruiting supporters for artists! *Limited to single men
>“Whenever I write... I get hungry before I know it...

>If you were next to me... And I suck your dick...
>My belly would be full, and I, happy...”
>-“The Silent Love Story” Sahuagin

>“Try as I might, whenever creativity strikes me, I first must let my brush fly. I’m interested in sexuality so much that I realize my head has become full of it, and I’m left with this slovenly body, but it’s so bothersome to go outside...
>I’m searching for a man who will live with me and keep me company whenever I get horny.”
>-“The Painting Witch” Dark Mage

>“Yeees~ On this island without all those annoying Sirens, I’m aiming to become the Only One Idol

>Like~, get reckless with Lipni-chan~
>An old man who will like, totally devour me would be the best~”
>-“Only One IdolLipni” Arch Imp
>_____________________________________
>For Men! Recommendations for singles
>Nevia, which specializes in beauty, and where everything you see is a work of art, is the best city for single men who love art beyond all else!

>In addition to that, Nevia supports all of its artists city-wide!
>Ateliers are affordable, and depending on the situation, some have a maid or wife provided free of charge
>Step outside, and you will find a calm cityscape, numerous works to stimulate your senses, and relaxing shops for light meals or cafés.
>You needn’t worry about decorating the city with your work, or displaying it in a gallery or theater!
>Scouts from well-known art dealers and theater troupes often visit, so it’s the perfect place for making your appeal to the world!
>Nevia is simply the best city for those aspiring to become an artist!

>For long-term stay plans, as well as permanent residence consultation, please feel free to consult your nearest song maiden or monster resident
>_____________________________________
>Advice for those that want such a bride!
>Nevia’s sea folk are passionate Merrows with heads full of lewdness
>These girls love to flirt while on dates, and love escorting men like a gentleman, or having a man sweetly escort them like a young woman!
>There are also many big sister types with peculiar artistic temperaments

Considering the size of the history and modern Nevia sections and how long this one part took, it'll be quite a while before another update. If you want a spoiler though it's basically MGE Phantom of the Opera.

>>31983629
but my levels

>>31983629
I want to run into the extremist sabbath meeting, down a tentacle potion, and sex them all.

>>31983629
Gods...I hate lolis. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his dick...

>>31983299
Now much going on that I don't know already.

>>31983702
>That perspective
Oh dear

>>31983702
Wonder if there's any fish gargoyles lurking about the statues.

>>31983702
Why is he blushing so much

>>31983740
Don't talk about your grandmothers bookclub that way

>>31983338
Yeah, they fax it over to you

>>31983322
You're not wrong there.

>>31983215

>>31983863
he's got a thing for epaulets

>>31984014
A man of culture.

>>31983588
>Mino strikes Anon in the center of his forehead with her demon silver axe
>The impact nearly knocks him out
>As it slices through his mana down the center, it leaves Anon a horny mess as his mana stores are depleted
>"Give kiss! Kiss make you feel better! Big kiss! Sloppy kiss!"
>"Do more fun things back in dungeon! Love things! Dirty things!"
>"Will all make feel better! I take you now!"

>>31983299
Have you read the news yourself Rata? Nothing good is happening.

>>31984058
Mino is dumb.

>>31983702
Imagine opening a Beksiński gallery in Nevia

>>31984295
Can't be that dumb when she's riding you like a horse

>>31984058
All according to plan.

I wonder how an old timey PSA agiasnt succubi would go

>>31983863
There were... certain ingredients in the food.

>>31984349
Like against the deadly succubi of the previous era? Or against the non deadly succubi of the last thousand or so years?

>>31983702
>These girls love to flirt while on dates, and love escorting men like a gentleman
I want a suited woman to escort me around Nevia.

>>31983702
>“Try as I might, whenever creativity strikes me, I first must let my brush fly. I’m interested in sexuality so much that I realize my head has become full of it, and I’m left with this slovenly body, but it’s so bothersome to go outside...
>I’m searching for a man who will live with me and keep me company whenever I get horny.”
>-“The Painting Witch” Dark Mage

Gonna live with that slovenly dark mage and force her to take baths, even if I have to have sex with her in the bath every time!

>>31983702
>sahu love story
it's perfect

How do adopted monster react to new step-momsters?

>>31984431
Escort you around before taking you into a back alley and sucking you off harder than a vaccum.

>>31984522
Sex in the bath and sex as she paints will be your punishment.

>>31984582
She'd be a classy lady so she'd take me to a hotel.

>>31983702
>-“The Painting Witch” Dark Mage
I remember a long time ago in a thread people were talking about monstergirls as high school teachers, someone came up with Dark Mage as the art teacher and it felt like it fit really well. What's so inherently "painter" about her, I wonder?

>It's late night in a bar. You are sitting before a piano after playing for the guests all evening. >There's only one patron left
>It's Your preffered species, cute monster girl.
>She's looking at You with longing in her gaze, tracing her finger around the edge of the glass before her.
What song do You play and sing for her?

>>31984641
True. She would still suck you dry with her mouth before doing it again with her pussy.

>>31983338
I mean they can probably summon the contract in half a second anyway. Also tall milfy demon is great

>>31983702
>The island's only idol is an ARCH Imp
Oh dear.

>>31983592
>>31983696
Honestly I would too, but only if I could convince her to get out of that shitty shack. It would be a lot more fun to make love be raped all across the world, a different city every night, under the moon, the stars, and man-made lights...

>>31984706
Oh of course. She wouldn't spill a drop either.

>>31984659
https://youtu.be/b_vPrhPl5uY

>>31984349
>When dealing with a succubi remember to follow these steps
>Discard your weapons and armor
>Give the succubus a long hug and whisper sweets nothings into ears
>Pull away from her and turn you back on her
>If followed correctly she would completely faded out of reality and not dragged you into her spirit realm

>>31984879
A yes the Order Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

>>31983215

>>31984058
Gonna squish the bug.

>>31984659
https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU
For my future manticore wife.

>>31984659
A bit of a cheat since it isn't just the piano, but let's assume the phantom band got in on me romancing my wight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jgZTDLeIs

I wanna be a wight's daki and scratch post

Realistically the only downside to monstergirls is that they wouldn't want men doing dangerous stunts which would get in the way of my dream of wrestling crocodiles

>>31984659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP9t2Iq_zQ8

>>31985172
wrestle crocodile monstergirl gf

>>31985172
Hunting demon realm monsters with your mamono gf could probably happen.

>>31985170
Let your wight neighbor give you a back massage.

>>31984820
Pretty sure tragic jazz gets you jumped before you even finish

>>31985172
I'm picturing anons sneaking away from the wives for a bros weekend of adventuring while their overprotective wives try and figure out what they're up to.

>>31984659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uTcw_A80Bo

>>31985170
I want to be the daki and toy of a sadistic wight

>>31985347
>tfw the enormous thing crashing through the forest directly towards your group isn't some fearsome demon realm beast
>it's the wife of one of your friends and she wants to know what the FUCK were you thinking?

>When a nearby town asks to you get wood for them.
>Its an adventuring fee in price and no one really tells you why they need you for protection outside the woods 'being haunted'
Gonna have woodelves and angry dryads out the ass.

>>31985235
>crocodile monstergirl gf

>>31985677
A harem of tsundere wood elves and dryad mommies sounds pretty good 2bh. I'll be a druid incubus and the protector of the forest.

>>31985235
>little crocodile girls says she saw her parents wrestling in the bedroom
>they literally were

>>31985612
No way I'm sticking around to see that scolding. He's on his own.

>>31986088
You say that but there's danger in them woods.
And the older forests are far more....aggressive with intruders.

>>31986510
Battle-hardened wood elves and sadistic dryad then. It's gonna be a long battle.

>>31985677
>When you start chopping down a tree and you're suddenly surrounded by angry amazonian elves

>>31986510
You know what happened the last time a forest was particularly "aggressive with intruders" right?
Because it was faced with the closest thing to a legit genocide in the entirety of MGE.

what monsters share the same enslavement culture as dark elves?

>>31986645
Ocelomeh

A White Horn offers you hot cocoa

>>31986645
>enslavement culture as dark elves
No such thing it's propaganda made by light skinned elves

I need me an oni like matoimaru, she's such a good girl.

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>>31986670
Brown rape cats are truly one of my biggest weaknesses and I need to be raped by her

>>31985612
>Horror story where each man is separated and picked off one by one because their respective wives are tracking them down
Would be the perfect twist to have the only single man tracked down by something that implied to not be a monster and have him to go missing only to show up in a few weeks with his new spooky gf hanging off his arm

>>31986776
secret outdoors group lead by a single men comprised of all mamano married men.

>>31986593
>Trying to take our trees lumberfoot?
>Hope not, these woods are older then your whole family line.
>May need to take you back and 'repay the forest'

>>31986776
>No offense, but your wife is pretty creepy man.
>"...I don't HAVE a wife, John."
>But then who-

>>31983629
Extremist thots begone, I need a calmer good girl loli Demon. A good girl loli Demon that still likes being a horny little brat in private and has a slutty pear-shaped body to cum buckets into.

>>31986148
>outside the building is surrounded by all the wives of anon and friends

>>31984659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4svP_r34F0

>>31986750
Battlesuit that milks my coom for energy and ammunition

>>31986750
lots of sex machines

Which one anon?

>>31983629
Kuro has the best horns of any of the canon baphos.

As a human, breeding with monster girls is wrong. Even if cell division takes place, it is wrong to put her through all the potential miscarriages and deformities which would undoubtably happen as a result of your indiscretion.

Monster girls are only for love and non reproductive relations.

>When your momster mentions your birthday to the waiter at Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack and the staff is gonna do the happy birthday cheer

>>31983702
>love escorting men like a gentleman, or having a man sweetly escort them like a young woman!
This is how I imagine my mad hatter harem member sometimes wanting to take the lead other times wanting me too

>>31987334
Gonna have to go 12

>>31987334
7

>>31987377
>last time man was seen outside of home.

>>31986593
I'm more attracted to wow elves than to any other monster

>>31987432
I want a cool Hatter to kabedon me.

>>31987334
Fun fact, I used that image as a ref for my wife's clothes. The top belongs to 9 and the shorts are from 6.

>>31987562
>not naga

>>31987334
4, snuggling between my arms, ready for the lotus position.

>>31987334
7 or 12

How do you scam a monster for money in order to buy jawbreakers?

>>31987634
Yes them too but night elves are on a while different level to me. Also draenei.

>>31987746
whole*

>>31987562
Elves are behind every problem to ever hit azeroth.

>>31987334
5 is for turning into a broodmother

>>31987822
t. troll

>>31984659
https://youtu.be/O7gRpIKfSCM
YOU. BRING. ME. CLOSER. TO. GOD.

>>31987626
Nice to know the image I made was worth for something

>>31987334
5

>>31984659
RULES OF NATURE

i like paws

Which will take longer?
A slime finishing digesting corn or convincing a hellhound that rape is wrong?

>>31988042
Hey, me too.

>>31987910
its one 100% fact.
You should proceed to right this wrong by capturing and impregnating one elf of every species.

>>31988084
The corn would outright rot first regardless, seeing as the current lower bound for the latter is 10^34 years and has not yet actually been observed.

https://imgbox.com/g/YxtM3qDtRT
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 123. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/suKMKGgj

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>>31988042
Don't forget a muzzle.

>>31987933
>tfw no big sweaty hellhound to trap me in her embrace

>>31988141
But the reason I like them, especially the night ones, it's because they can also do the raping

>>31988210
Sorry, I'm not a bondage freak.

if a cockatrice is a chicken harpy, would the pyrolisk be a rooster harpy?

>>31987334
4, 1 or 5.

>>31988259
Thats what makes it better when you manage to pin one down and tear away her undergarments.
Its a victory coitus you earned.

>>31984659
If it's a Hellhound, the theme song from the 1974 movie Boss Nigger, replacing "he" with "she".
https://soundcloud.com/clemens-rademacher/boss-nigger-theme-song-hd

>>31988434
We clearly don't have the same tastes, anon.

>>31988473
From the mean streets of Wankanda, formerly known as Detroit.

Wikifag here, the archive finally triggered the smart filters on pastebin, don't expect it to be updated anymore.
I'll look for another place to host it now.

>>31988658
Was bound to happen

>>31988651
>Wankanda

>>31988658
Try https://0bin.net/..

>>31988651
Stop posting that shit

>>31988807
Sho nuff, Dem hellhounds wuz queens in Wankanda, but the paladins stole all they white boys.
>>31988933
> t. Order Paladin.

>>31988651
I guess monster girls do open for some interesting gene passing results or whatever. Maybe something like a hellhound getting a incubus son who has her eyes.

>>31988172
Some good night gaunt images this time

>>31983215

What monster do you guys hope the next girl will be? I kinda wish KC would give hints from time to time so we can discuss a bit about what we're going to see.

>>31983239
>soon
One can only hope

>”there’s more where these came from, all you have to do hop into our van!”

>>31989579
There's an odd part of me that likes making powerful monsters irritated.

>>31988172

Thanks guy.

>>31989523
>What monster do you guys hope the next girl will be?
jormungandr please

>>31990065
>Human girl joining your mamono adventuring party

>>31990146
>girl

>>31989433
Reminder that a bogey can sense sadness from over a mile off.

>>31990168
venti might as well be an alp, honestly.

>>31988980
Dragons are for sex and putting collars on them

Nightmares are the best centaur monsters and if you think otherwise you’re horribly wrong

>>31990498
Only because White Horns are technically cervids.

>>31990498
The only one I'd consider is a whitehorn

>>31990498
Nightmares are the second best centaur monsters

>>31989579
>Blockbuster membership
She really is old

>>31990541
>>31990549
>>31990590
How do they do it?

>>31989579
I will only get into the van if there are curvier women in there

>>31990803

>>31990827
And taller

>>31990876
and tits.

>>31990934
Big tits

No

Huge tits

Why is there a banana in my bed?

>>31983215

>>31991030
Because she forgot to use disengage.
Now make a bunch of bananas.

As a history researcher/ wannabe history teacher having a Wight wife would be amazing
Not only you get a nice looking wife but you get to listen and note first person experiences of stuff that happened hundreds or thousands of years ago. I guess the desert undead like mummies would be decent for that aswell but mummification sounds like a process that fucks up the memory capacity of a body with excerebration and all that jazz

>>31989579
I have a weakness of tired old women who are done playing games.

>>31991108
What about tired old women who just want to play games?

>>31991086
I want to see one react to an air fryer

>>31991030
no one expects the banana

>>31990168
There's something really arousing with instant loss art of traps dominating girls. It's probably because it's the intersection of several fetishes/"unusual", if not "abnormal" things, that go against internalized social/ethical norms:

>"girl" is dominant
>the "girl" is actually a boy
>girl thought she was safe because she thought the other "girl" was actually a girl

You could probably add "voyeurism" to the list too, if, say, the trap has revealed his power level only after he's already inside the girls' changing room, and you're peeping on them, and pummeling your meat. Of course, you planned all of this ahead of time with the "female" adventurer in your party.

>>31991059
Instructions unclear. I'll hold her down until I figure it out.

>>31991194
Them too.

>>31991086
You know I thought of stuff like that myself, and then I realized it would be no fun to be married to a Minotaur because in that context they'd 100% simp for Theseus.

>>31991302
You have her pinned and she doesn't seem to be resisting.
Proceed to breed.

\>>31991361
That's an interesting cow.

>>31991001
Okay

>>31991086
>memories are stored in the brain
You need to believe in some spin-off of Platonism if you want a mamono wife, materialism won't cut it.

>>31991086
>but you get to listen and note first person experiences of stuff that happened hundreds or thousands of years ago
That's cool, but don't expect her to be a walking encyclopedia. Just because she remembers her time in ancient Rome doesn't mean she knew or cared what was going on in Egypt, Mesopotamia, China, etc. at the time.

>>31991086
Probably won't find wights from more than a thousand years ago in the MGE, since undead worked differently before Lilith and Hel came to power (i.e. they didn't have souls and weren't the original person).

>>31991511
Now that's my kind of sabbath.

>>31991789
The only undead I can think who still have their souls and there from before the DL are Pharaohs.

Silly mortal tongue in superiour undead ass!

>>31991869
I can't imagine liches would have theirs sitting too far away

>>31991789
>Probably won't find wights from more than a thousand years ago in the MGE
This won't be a problem for me, from ten years ago is a better number.

>>31983702
Thank you for the translation, I love KC's style of writing a lot, and seeing more of it is cool

>>31991086
>mummification sounds like a process that fucks up the memory capacity of a body with excerebration and all that jazz

>be researching egyptian tomb
>accidentally trip something, causing the pharaoh's sarcophagus open
>as she rises from her centuries long slumber, you expect to be greeted with an ancient yet regal demeanor
>she turns out to be a complete airhead from having her brain removed
>starts out pretty simple-minded, but with regular infusions of mana, she slowly returns to her original self

>>31991086
>Demon wife from pre-Lilith era
>She works as a demon army liaison officer in several human kingdoms in the borderlands
>Lived long enough to know the actual historical truths behind a lot of the "great heroes" and foundings of these kingdoms.
That makes her potentially really good at "roasting" some uppity human kings and leaders

>>31991869
Indeed, the pharaohs have a rather unique origin thanks to the divine power they were instilled with.

>>31991910
Liches did exist back then, but seem to have been a bit different too. So did wights, but it's unclear just what happened to these "previous era" high rank undead when Lilith came to power, if perhaps the ones without souls got them back, grew new ones, or just crumbled into dust. Here's the relevant passages from World Guide 3 for reference:

>This is a digression, but long, long ago during the ancient era of the former mamono lords, there was also a spell called the “secret art of raise”. However, the current version of the “secret art of raise” is only made possible due to the use of mamono mana to unite the body and the soul, but mamono mana only acquired its “erosive and binding” properties after the ascension of the current mamono lord, and the transformation of all monsters into the forms of women. Due to that, the former version of “the secret art of raise” was unable to reunite the soul with the body and instead it just involved altering and reanimating corpses that were soulless empty shells via mana, so it was difficult to call that “resurrection”, i.e., the former version of “the secret art of raise”, was a fundamentally different thing than the one we have now. It is a completely different spell that just shares the same name.

>Furthermore, it is said that even the former “secret art of raise” could reanimate corpses as high rank undead with a sense of self such as “liches (Encyclopedia II – p.112)” and “wights (Encyclopedia II – p.114)” in some cases, for example, when more highly advanced spell formulas were used, or when the target being reanimated was the corpse of a person with the required qualities. However, even in such cases, it was impossible to reaffix the soul to the body, and they existed in an unstable and incomplete state that was just being forcibly held together, so memories and thinking was distorted, and it is said that they mostly became wicked undead who lost the personalities that they used to have while still alive.

>>31992471
It feels plausible that the old soulless undead could've grown souls and became kind of their own persons along with the other types of monsters being transformed into monstergirls.

Silly hellhound. You can't rape me if I want it.

>>31992481
Parents should be more perceptive of their son's "imaginary friend."

>>31983812
Cloudflare might drop 4chan.

>>31992963
If push comes to shove I could see hiro just dumping /pol/, cloudflare's worth way more than one board.

>>31993194
Dumping /pol/ is only a temporary measure at best and you know it

>>31993252
Why's that?

>>31993252
They have other sites I guess

>>31992963
We're on 4channel, who's laughing at gookmoot now?

>>31992893
Indeed

>>31993252
It's the board that gets all the media attention, cloudflare have put up with all the other shit from the site over the years.

>>31993252
I'm all for jettisoning the worst part of the site once and for all.

>>31994191
What?

You think they're just going to leave?

You know why /mlp/ was created, right? It was to get ponyfuckers out of the rest of the site. What do you actually think is going to happen if they jettison /pol/?

All Cheshires deserve the squirt bottle

>>31994253
>What do you actually think is going to happen if they jettison /pol/?
Well avoid being shut down

>>31994404
Yeah. I'm sure the great satan of the internet will be safe once a single board is removed.

monster girls, though.

>>31994661
I like them, and so do these crafty harem leaders

>>31994661
Monster girls. Gazer is the best, but which ones are also good?

>>31994661
Monster girls?!

>>31994971

>>31995041

>>31994661
Really?

>>31994661

>>31990146
>Corruption happy Dark Priest party member has already set her sight on the new member
>Keeps trying to sneak into her sleeping bag at night completly naked for some lewd skinship(and planting ideas into the human girl's mind)

>>31994661
No monster girls, time for bed

Is /jp/ calming down now? Last thread lasted for a pretty long time considering how it's been lately.

>>31996752
That orb looks rather uncomfortable.

>>31994280
I want a cheshire to squirt on me. Being marked by a monster girl as hers is hot.

>>31996752
what happens if you stick your face directly into that mofu vortex in the middle image there

>>31983732
Same here, since they're extremists, they might also dom your tentacles, sucking them limp one by one until they're satsified.

>>31983215

>>31997737
I would be disappointed with anything less.

>>31987334
I like 6, she looks spunky

You remember that episode of squidbillies where that GPS goes all yandere on Early? Something like that.

>>31988651
Fucking lost

>>31988933
Piss off, it's funny and on-topic.

>>31983215

>>31998328
Why do merwomen do this?

>>31988651
this piece of gift art is never going to stop getting reposted, huh

>>31997737
Oh man, that's a good doujin. I like the "becoming the servant of a powerful girl" trope.

>>31983702
I wonder what the song of passion does. KC always surprises me with his creative spells that I would never think of. I especially loved the song of serenity from the last island. Touring all the islands of Court Alf and sanpling their uniaue lovemaking style would be a great past-time, and I think me and my electric wives might enjoy Queen Diana's song the most.

>>31998508
What can they say? It's iconic.

>>31984641
>>31984706
>>31984784
Just like the french, I love it.

>>31998328
>>31998508
Starfish oni-hole?

>>31992481
>>31992893
>>31993623
Their relationship is pure and wholesome! (At least until he hits puberty and stops shooting blanks!)
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3141028

>Oh...And who is this?
>Lilim! She taught me so many things!
>I... see... An imaginary friend...It'd be nice for him to quickly forget such a thing...
>Okaa-san doesn't believe you exist, Lilim.
>I see... Don't worry. I'm by your side. Always...

>>31998328
I like the little tail bracelet she has going on.

Does this flow, or is this too much Kojima-tier codec call autismo?

Don't worry, she won't eat his liver in the end.

Beavis and Butthead in the MGE world
What happens, aside from them both scoring

>>32001121
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the reason nukis are so thick is because it helps them 'negotiate'.
Not because they don't exercise or anything similar, people who say that are liars.

>>32001556
It makes them harder to kidnap and ransom.

>>32001556
Does this mean the thin ones are easier to negotiate with?

>>32001634
That is also true, although they'll often ask why you are pointing that out.

>>32001636
Yes, they'll be desperate.

>>32001556
>thick
>Not because they don't exercise or anything similar
That made me imagine a bulking nuki. Not regular buff, but like a female version of those strongmen that pull trucks with their teeth.

>>32001035

even in mge world, they will die without ever scoring. they'll find a way.

>>32001826
Undead incubi would seem to be their fate.

>>32001975
BOOBA

>>32001556
They are just fat and don't want people doing this.

>>32001777
Sounds like Nuki-san found a gimmick for her next car commercial.

amazonesses and dark elves sure know how to take care of their husbands, every monster should copy their ways!

>>32000283
Depends on her character, but it flows

If a hinezumi wanted a particular man, but he was too weak, would she train him?

>>32002106
If I had a thicc 'nuki wife I would do that anyway.

>>32002221
apply critical thinking

>>32002168
What if you tell a Kiki or a Shog that man's place is in the kitchen?

>>32002168
I don't want a tyrant or sadist.

>>32002374
Based

Bad dogs should be muzzled.

What kind of background music plays during your waifu's antics/adventures? For my cheshire wife, i'd imagine something along the line of Rhapsody in Blue or Tom & Jerry music

>>32002843
All sorts, depending in the situation. She likes fiddling with mixtapes, and it helps both set the mood and stay focused.

>>32002748
Muzzling misbehaving monster maidens makes me mirthful and merry.

Where do I find milf demons that aren’t actually mothers and unmarried

>>31984659

https://youtu.be/RfHnzYEHAow

The only choice. My romantic Monstergirlfriend will tear up at the sound of my passion, and sing out the last chorus with me. Then we both take a bow and leave arm in arm :)

>>31994253

It means me and my Manticore GF will get to work gassing these Jews ofc

>>32002843
Theme that plays when my Vampire wife realizes it’s been two hours since she last tasted my blood
https://youtu.be/VNw1rdWRW7A

im gonna put my dick in it!

>>32001121
sauce, i feel like i recognize it

>>31987377

This is the kind of ignorance you see in men who claim to like monstergirls, but either lack experience with them, or are too chicken to leave their house because of the VERY insistent Spider Queen who has taken up residence in their 3 season-room.

A Student of basic Monstergirl biology can confirm that male Human-female Monstergirl pairings are not only extremely common, but frequently result in offspring. Various forms of monstergirls are compatible with human reproductive biology to a greater or lesser extent. For most human-monatergirl pairings, however, fertility is as high or higher than human-human pairings, due to the compatibly higher fertility of Monstergirls, and the fact that Monstergirls continue to remain fertile for a far longer period than human women. Curiously, while male children of such parents tend to be fully or nearly-human, female children are ususally fully Monstergirl, although some hybrids do occassionally appear.

>>32004200
You cannot convince me Oak doesn't fuck.

>>32003691

>Come home from work, Boss made you stay late again
>House is quiet and dark, you missed dinner
>Hear this music from the kitchen
>As you enter the hall the house is lighted by dozens of candles flaring up at once
>See her smiling face over the dinner table
>Vvvvvelcome, my Love....I confess, I vas mooost anxious for your return...I find I've grown so...hungry...
>Meatloaf is half-eaten

I just want a monstergirl to love and cum inside of and start a big family with. Is that too much to ask?

>>32004247

I wouldn't want to :)

>>32004562
Yes.

I wanna fuck a witch and cum inside her cunny, then buy her a nintendo switch

Do I call hellhounds good girls or bad girls

>>32002748
Fuck you, use a gag that will actually do something.

>>32005940
Just call them by their name

>that transcendent feel when a freshly corrupted lesser succubus sees you, reverses back into a human woman and runs away

>>32005940
if its lewd, call em bad girl
if its wholesome, good girl

Burning the midnight oil

>>32004696
Fuck reality

I want to bully Runya until she develops into a completely masochistic goat.

>>32007096
Disgusting toes and to top it off, smelly alcohol breath off of already decayed corpse breath. Imagine the smell, you’d probably pass out. Gross...

>>32008387
They just smell like formaldehyde

>>32008436
pretty gross, your body knows that its a poison

Selkie cuddles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK3_WgpvdAU

What happens if you shove a few egg vibrators inside a Manticore's tail and tie it shut?

I want an arachne that knits me comfy clothes!

>>32008627
She crunches them

>>32007647
>tfw you will never have a cute, youthful romance with a fox hag

>>32008587
Getting carried off in a viking style selkie raid would feel so weird. They just look so silly.

>>32008736
Look she’s only 20 in Inari years okay.

>>32008795
Yeah, just tack a 0 on the end of that and you have her real age.

https://exhentai.org/s/6fc31a47ee/1816938-1

>>32008722
No she can't

>>32004562
We both know that if a perfect world had you it wouldn't be anymore

>>32008736
>tfw no cute romance, period

Some pesky little essence you've got. Don't worry, you don't need it. There there, good little boy, I'll just take it now. Follow my lead, ufufufu~

>>31992103
>This period of the pharaoh's return is left out of all biographies

>>32009011
I'd gladly give up most of my liver if that gets me a fluffy tailed wife, I don't drink alcohol anyway.

>>32009011
I'd give a fox more essence than she could handle.

>>32009011
Uh, no. You ain't my wife.

>>32009182
The liver also handles everything in your blood so without it you couldn't even have a soft drink

>>32008691
comfy bondage cocoon!

If bicorns and other centaur have a vagina at both ends does that mean they can carry two children at once?

>>32009839
Probably. My headcanon is Incubus boy from the front and Centaur girl from the back.

>>32009839
So cum inside both vaginas for guaranteed twins, got it.

>ywn be a lilim daki
It hurts bros

>>32008845
If she has nine tails you might need to add yet another 0 on.

>>32009839
>>32009885
>>32009909
A Bicorn gets pregnant from different lovers?

>be sitting on the couch playing games when your spider onee-san tells you she's going out for a bit
>about to tell her to have fun when she suddenly grabs you and wraps you in a cocoon leaving your dick exposed and your head free but gagged
>she inserts your dick into her pussy and your head between her breasts before binding you snuggly against her body
>she then puts on a big trench coat that completely hides you from sight
>you wind up getting milked in public for a few hours while your onee-san runs errands, with no one the wiser

>>32009477
I'd give most of my liver anon... not all of it

>>32010567
Monty Python intensifies

>>32009994
I'd rather be a sandworm's daki

>bogey hugs you from one side
>yeti hugs you from the other
>bunyip coils around the three of you
Could it get more comfy?

>>32010712
>Forgetting mofu
Anon...That’s a week under the mahjong table with the old fox’s and their tails so you never forget.

>>32010712
You get covered by an Ittan Momen.

>>32010712
A weresheep to use as a pillow.

>>32010499
But my game

Imagine the embarrassment of your hellhound wife raping you in front of you hellpup kids, and they're just watching on laughing at you

>>32010712
I'm only at my most comfiest with pic related

>>32011091
How is that embarrassing? It's parent's duty to teach the kids how to court their future partner.
I wouldn't want my kids to do silly things like "asking him out" or "going to the prom together"

>>32011364
>Hellhound mom sees her daughter give a boy a kiss on the cheek as a goodbye

>>32011464
precious

>>32010499
Being strapped onto your big mamono wife and getting milked like that is top tier

>>32011364
Why not both? I want my hellhound gf to ask me out shyly and cuddle with me, when I'm asleep at a party and no one else can see, as well as ground pound me in Amazonian position into the dirty ground of some shady back alley.

This week's Raid Boss Fight is nearly every monstergirl's favorite since it is all about nearly every monstergirl's favorite fictional boy characters

best oni

Nukis are for......

>>32013491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

>>32009994
I want a tall and haughty extremist lilim to make me "OD" on her. I want her to either lay down on top of me and trap me under her body or just hug me tightly. In both scenarios she would have her "mindbreak aura" fully on. Hopefully I would be out for a week.

Is it an appropriate way to propose to a Kej by asking her if you can buy the "wife experience"?

I found out the leader of my city’s Mofukuza gang is actually a kitsune born from an echidna, can I use this to blackmail her for “favors”?

>>32015410
>I use this to blackmail her
No
>for “favors”
Yes.

>>32015276
I want to marry a Kej and own a brothel with her that's absolutely not a glorified matchmaking service.
I think stuff like that is quite sexy while also being kinda cute.

chowdah that monster girl tailpussy got me questioning my loyalty to humanity

>>32017085
Now you are loyal to the tailpussy

>>32010884
This is only acceptable if they can teach me how to play that accursed game

>>32017085
- unknown order solider during the siege of Lescatie, colorized

>>32013491
I read that as "Nukes are for...." and had no idea what you were talking about.

>>32017393
Nukes are for the japs

>>32017393
Nukes are for impressing the totally fictional rat women.

>>32017565
You mean the cockroach women.

>>32017085
>The guy's expression
I feel like I would be making that face a lot under my mamono wife

>>32013491
Tax fraud

>>32017085
That's a thicc manticore. I approve.

>>31998861
No, some redditfags thought it would be funny to shit up this thread as well

>>32008736
>tfw you will never have a cute, youthful romance with a cute young monstergirl

>>32021778
>salamander childhood friend challenges you to a game of DDR
>she tries to showboat and ends up faceplanting
>you were a worthy opponent because you stopped and made sure she was ok
>you'd better never tell your daughters what actually happened though

My heart beats only for justice

>>32001121
What does this have to do with monster girls?

>>32022770
Elsa is like, a Snow Queen or something

>gain the attention of a pack of Hellhounds from the Ropurotto Sabbath
>they hold you down and mark you
>after they’re done they tell you they’ll “be coming for your ass” in 3 days
What would (You) do? How could you hope to defend yourself against a pack of hellhounds?

This but with kikimoras

>>32001121
Ice Queen wears thin, icy lingerie to bed, then forgets to ice magic her dress on before addressing her subjects! This Rata nearly froze her tail off for this scoop!

>>32022989
Marry the meanest and biggest Bicorn there is.

>>32022989
>Cringelord answer:
Guns

>Real answer:
Buy a janky motorcycle. Good enough to run for a few miles but give out after that. Outrun them with the motorcycle, only for it to give out like expected. Then attempt to run away on foot, but fail because I'm slow as fuck. It gives them the thrill of the chase, the hunt, and lets me obtain some hellhound pussy when they inevitably catch up to me and pounce. Win win.

>>32023073
And I just realized you can kinda see a shadow and I don't trust jannies

https://imgbox.com/rWK6GglD

>>32023165
I don't see nothing

>>32022989
>gain the attention of a pack of Hellhounds from the Ropurotto Sabbath
Slap them around with a rolled up newspaper
Get a Momonika sabbath Hellhound gf
Show her and her fat charcoal butt who's the boss in bed

>>32023350
Nipples

>>32023447
Their nipples are completely covered

I'm writing a novel, how do I get a steady supply of art fairy dust?

>>32023464
Nope, zoom in

>>31983215

>>32023739
Muchos paranoid

>>32023803
I've been banned before for that, you tell me

>>32023073
>>32023165
>Mother and daughter bed maids
Ultraboner.

>>32020183
I want to be the slave boy to a thicc and rich manticore madam. Gonna be a manticore addict!