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And now we'll have assorted people claiming that she's the worst, and that they're waifus are the best.

Sakuya can kill servants

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome Nue is.

>>3199109
I would say my Waifu is the best but she has some obvious weakness.

Nothing can ever beat time-stopping kunai-throwing maids, suck it up.

Swords > Daggers

Where are my C76 doujins?
You said there will be porn!

>>3199136
http://cgi.4chan.org/h/imgboard.html

>>3199138
Thats not /r/

>>3199142
http://cgi.4chan.org/r/imgboard.html

I like maids, but Sakuya doesn't do much for me.

Then again, few of the touhous do. In the end they're still STG characters and thus have little to no development or personality.

Rape where?

>>3199095
Yes. She really is, but that's to be expected since she's from the SDM.

>>3199157
I`d eat it.

>>3199163

You only got one part of that right.

>>3199157
Seems delicious ;_;

I love her ever since I have read extend party.

>>3199146
>>3199136

I like Using Sakuya in 7.

Useless maid only good for her sex appeal.

>>3199257
So, nothing then?

>>3199257
You must have mistaken her with someone else...
Sakuya is quite an efficient maid and does all of her duties perfectly on time.

>>3199261
lolwut?

>>3199276
A good head maid would be capable of delegating instead of simply handling everything herself.

Every time she freezes time it cuts her lifespan, you know.

>>3199285
Lifespan doesn't matter to Lunarians.

>A good head maid would be capable of delegating instead of simply handling everything herself.
But Sakuya isn't a good maid. She's a Perfect Maid...

This thread needs more Sakuya. Contributing.

So cute...

>>3199301
Since when is Sakuya a Lunarian?

pads

Slut.

>>3199408
One of the more popular fan theories about Sakuyas past.

>>3199408
Since fanon.

>>3199408
It was stated somewhere Lunarians have silver hair (lol Kaguya, Yorihime and Toyohime)
Eirin seems to recognize her.

Fandom has generated shit out of much less.

How did Sakuya lose to Remilia anyway? Stabbing a vampire in the heart should be simple for her.

>>3199412
Misdirection is her specialty, after all

>>3199435
Source on the first point, please. Also, I think it's that Eirin is surprised to see her, not that she recognizes her.

>>3199437
Manipulation of fate lol.

>>3199437
Touhou vampires won`t die from just that.

>>3199448
Has anyone ever tried it? Too busy fighting with danmaku

>>3199454
Danmaku rules are employed to protect the combatants. Sakuya wouldn't have bothered to invoke them, since she wanted to kill Remilia.
Except that night, the moon was red...

>>3199459
>Danmaku rules
Speaking of which, how did Byakuren know to use the Spellcard rules if Reimu invented them in EoSD, and Byakuren was sealed away a thousand years ago?
Lol ZUN.

>>3199465
I was wondering about that

I wouldn't put it past Byakuren to make up similar rules in her own time, danmaku fightan is true equality after all.

>>3199465
Or how did anyone know them before Reimu met them? There have always been major issues with the "Reimu invented the spellcard rules" shit.

>>3199465
Nobody knows!

Or you can go with that idea that every single Touhou game is simply a play of past events that actually happened in Gensokyo, and they're simply being played out in modern-day peaceful Gensokyo by friendly youkai and humans.

>>3199478
Girls do the best now and are preparing! Please watch warmly!

>>3199472
I've always imagined that Yukari (being the one who actually gave Reimu the idea) spread the news to everyone in Gensokyo.
Except that doesn't work for Byakuren.
Unless she and Yukari had planned for them all along as part of her human-youkai paradise.
Yeeeah, that's a stretch.

Reimu invented spellcard rules.

Youkai A learns about rules and challenges Youkai B using this set of rules. Youkai B challenges Youkai C using spellcard rules.

Youkai C never met reimu and still knows about this shit.

I've never played anything before EoSD; if Reimu invented the rules before EoSD, what were the games before that like?

>>3199486
But Byakuren's been partying away for 1000 years.

There's no way she could have had any contact with anyone else.

Holy shit, most of the youkai in UFO must be pretty old.

>>3199491
Nuking each other while holding back.
Same game with less colorful pattern.

>>3199491
Comical and nonsensical, but death nonetheless.

>All done (heart) Completely sealed.

>I don't want to die yet~ (sweat)

>>3199492
The ship was floating some time. Plenty of time to learn the basics.

>>3199492
I like them young.

>>3199491
The same.

>>3199491
There are no games before EoSD.

>>3199496
That was one of the few exceptions, and it still manages to be pretty comical. Most of the time, it was really just a slap on the wrist, and then going on their merry way. Not too different from spellcard rules.

Phantasmagoria of Dimensional Dream seems about as dark as it got, and even then, there was plenty of comic relief.

Chiyuri is quite the bitch.

>>3199465
Reimu/Mariesa/Sanae explain it in a off screen dialog.

>That there are no things superior to beauty and thought.
I wish to solve conflicts through fabulous methods.

Is Byakuren from Gensokyo or what? How the hell were humans able to oppress youkai

>>3199533
It happened 1000 years ago outside of gensokyo.

>>3199533
And besides, humans in Gensokyo are serious fucking business. Even Oni got tired of their bullshit and packed up.

>>3199533
Magic.

>>3199533
"Gensokyo" has existed independently of our world for a very short period of time, relatively speaking.
> 0 (~1885 A.D.) - creation of the Great Hakurei Border
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Gensokyo

Before that there were a lot more youkai living around the world, though probably there were few left in modern times.

>>3199566
Oh... I need to read everything on the wiki sometime.

Imagining Yukari fucking with history is amusing.

Crew Youkai!
What gensokyo needs is a true demon.

Screw Youkai!
What gensokyo needs is a true demon.

>>3199576
>Imagining Yukari fucking with history is amusing.
>fucking with history

>>3199587
>>3199576
There are doujins about this.

>>3199587
Keine is the true creator of Gensokyo!

>>3199587
That's cheating. Yukari does it the hard way, messing with real events.

>>3199592
Are they translated? I need to read them. Badly.

>>3199596
At least one of them is.
Keine tried to stop Yukari. Tentacle rape was unavoidable.
Can`t remember the name ;_;

Has pixel cot released soemthing touhou related at C76?
I know they will never create anything comparable to taser time but still I want to see new doujin from them.

>>3199485
Yukari probably knew Byakuren, it's not that much of a stretch. Byakuren was pretty famous at the time.

Besides, Yukari is old.

>>3199580
Why is the pious travelling monk from Portugal be reduced to a devil?

>>3199687
Nobunagas bad influence.

>>3199663
Yeah, that's why I brought it up.
I'm waiting for the 'Bykauren reunites with Yukari and others' doujins.

>>3199698
Keine is going to be completely overrun, the human village is doomed.

>>3199496
>I don't want to die yet~ (sweat)

Doesn't sound dead to me.

Suwako is still the best!

>>3199599
Oh shit, I need this bad.

>>3199599
>>3200024
I know of one that is similar.
Yukari is punishing Ran for something by basically covering her in tentacles.
At which point Reimu arrives and Yukari links their senses.

It's Ina box 5 or something like that.

>>3200079
Keine tentacle rape is my fetish ;_;

>>3200079
you need to find this

>>3200079
That's not similar to fucking with history at all

>>3200116
I thought people wanted tentacle rape.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Also to those who wanted it:
>>>/rs/inaba+box

Take your pick at the many mirrors.

>>3199095
Not sure if I understand you correctly. Please explain.
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