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Shame she doesn't exist.

is it because she would make you suck her shrooms first

>>3196788
And then she would fuck you with a demonic spiky dildo.

>>3196790
If by demonic spiky dildo you mean her penis, then yes.

I dunno, Yukari sounds funner

>>3196802
Not really. She'd make you screw yourself, like you do now.

Boring.

Alice would be pretty fun, doll rape.

Suika is the best though, loli harem.

>>3196784
Is this really the quality of discussion that we want here?
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>>3196802
She would gap your cock to somewhere displeasureable.

>>3196813
This is really getting scary.

Who's brave enough to take on Yuugi? Her boobs are nice but then there's those COCK-CRUSHING THIGHS OF STEEL

Suwako is the only touhou who would not run away and start crying in a corner when she sees a man's penis.

>>3196822
Pathetic inferior oni.

>>3196821
Sometimes I think there's a guy posting these reactions on purpose.

I don't know about that. I think Yuka would be the funnest.

>>3196813
( ._.)

>>3196822
it takes 100 men to satisfy 1 oni

>>3196829
I would think so too, but I have seen that exact post several times.

Why is it that the only Touhou topic you guys talk about when not addressing the games is sex and immortality?

>>3196838
We are very very lonely people.

>>3196842
;_;

>>3196838
>sex and immortality
Hmm...

If you impregnated Kaguya or Mokou would your children be immortal or a half-god like Hercules?

>>3196831
Hope you're a masochist then.

>>3196831
Yuka will be the fastest.

>>3196847
The elixir can stow itself in the drinker's liver and alcohol does have its effects on pregnancy, so I think something could probably pass down to a child of Kaguya or Mokou.

>>3196847
More importantly...does their virginity regenerate too?

>>3196847

No, because Kaguya is a Lunarian and Mokou is a phoenix, neither of them are gods.

They happen to be immortal, that's all. So if Houraisan bears children, I'm sure she will outlive them.

>>3196906
>Mokou is a phoenix
what

>>3196913

I take it you have never played IN?

>>3196906
Mokou's a human, you silly scum of the board.

>>3196838

>Why is it that the only X topic you guys talk about when not addressing the Y is sex and immortality?

Welcome to the majority of 4chan.

Anyway, everyone knows Marisa just talks big, she's probably one of the more pure characters in heart.

This reminds me of the Touhou sex report thread we had a while ago.

>>3196918

actually, there isn't really any confirmation that Mokou's background has anything to do with a actual phoenix, her nature is just extremely close to one. For the moment she's a immortal human with the power to control fire, it's a easy comparison to draw and a few doujins go as far as to suggest she got her fire control from a phoenix, but it's not canon.

>>3196918
I take you have never pl-

Go back to sucking PC-98 dick, Arc.

>>3196919
>>3196955
>>3196950


Also, it's never mentioned that Kaguya is a Lunarian, but it's heavily implied in IN.

It's just suggested that Mokou has phoenix qualities in-game, don't get your panties all twisted over it. It's not like I went in your house and shat all over your custom-burned Toohoo cd's.

>>3196969

>>3196969
>Also, it's never mentioned that Kaguya is a Lunarian
Yes it is.

>>3196975

Why are my posts so shitty?

>>3196982

>>3196982
Because Dawson hates you.

>>3196969

oh you, tripfag.

>>3196979

Of course, that's more or less a pivotal plot point.
It is not scrutinized clearly, however, and could very well be as easily overlooked as Mokou's subtle phoenix overtones.

>>3196990
It's as clear as day and night that she's from the moon, it's not something you can "overlook".

>>3196955
>>3196979
Did my stupid alter ego get loose again? Sorry guys. When you try to suppress your stupidity, sometimes it builds up something fierce, you know.

>>3197023

Duh,

But her SPECIES! What exactly is she? She comes from the moon, but considerably less is made about her race.

>>3197033

ugh, just stop. I can't work out if this is just terrible trolling or general stupidity, but damn son, it says in both their official profiles what they are, race and all. Not the in character one, the ones ZUN writes for every character in the text files of the game.

I could never understand /v/ level trolling, pretending (or not as the case may be) to be a stupid faggot isn't really trolling, it's just being a stupid faggot.

>>3197062

ZUN isn't very specific, if you ask me.

>>3196925

archived? or no?

I'm sure someone has probably said something about Patchouli's lack of endurance... but on the bright side she wouldn't put up a fight for very long. o_O

>>3197087

>Race: Lunarian

yeah, I can see that.

>>3197100


There you have it.

And also, I don't see the reason to get tremendously butthurt over different implications ZUN makes about the characters. Speculation hasn't hurt anyone to date, and it is not likely to hurt anyone in the future.

>>3197119
It's alright, we forgive you.

>>3197119

I think everyone is agreed that ZUN makes it all up as he goes along.

>>3197119
IT'S LARGELY BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING MORON, AND LESS BECAUSE OF SPECULATION.

>>3197132
u mad?

>>3197119

>I don't see the reason to get tremendously butthurt

For someone who just spent half a dozen posts trying to defend his opinion as fact only to get proven wrong by something you could have just looked up, I don't think you can really call out butthurt on anyonOHHHHHH

in before I TROL U

I agree with OP

>>3196925
>>3197088
This one? Took a while to find.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2003926

Hey guys, I read that Alice loves Marisa. It's fact, because ZUN isn't specific and I read it in a doujin once.

This thread is now about my shy waifu.

All that pairing up in Imperishable Night and Subterranean Animism proves it.

Fuck all those haters who claim their love isn't canon. I have vague undertones to tell people they are wrong with.

>>3196822
>Her boobs are nice but then there's those COCK-CRUSHING THIGHS OF STEEL
Sign me up.

>>3197242

Yuugi will squeeze the sperm back into you and you'll enjoy every second of it.

>>3197242
Her PC muscles are probably ridiculously strong too

Literally like a tiger.

>>3197194
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2586773
I remember seeing OP's image before

soft in all the right places with just the right amount of tone

>>3197463

>>3196784
I bet when she orgasms she Master Sparks

I think Rin would be the funniest.

Coming up with which one sounds the most fun is tough. Hong Meiling is the best I can come up with.

>>3196823
Suwako taught Sanae all she knows.

>>3200362
The ones that sound the most fun would be a four-way race between the Prismrivers and Mystia. Sure, the sisters have their instruments and amazing skill at using them, but Mystia's mouth can do some pretty amazing things as well.

>>3197463
You're forgetting that she has clawed feet. Any pics that show otherwise are mistaken.

Something tells me that sex with Yukari would be the most exciting.

>>3200474
That's a nice image.

Ran. As previously stated she is soft in all the right places but what hasn't been stated is that she can use her tails as a platform when laying down.

>>3200451
Considering how pics that show her with human shaped feet so massively outnumber the amount of stuff that show her with spiked feet, I say you lose.

>>3200474
Seconded, but maybe a little bit too /d/ for some of us.

>>3200557
What's /d/ about Yukari?

Sex with Suika would always be the best.

Size manipulation + cloning + drunkeness = Win.

>>3200557
Portals are my fetish.

Are there any doujins that involve portals?

>>3200574
She's the Lurker at the Threshold.

>>3200574
Nothing in canon. Go read some of the delightful fanon with her sprouting penises or tentacles. Stuff that her powers would permit.

>>3200593
You're right that her power would permit pretty much anything but this isn't /d/.

>>3200544
What do you mean by platform?

You're all nerds.

>>3200651
How is that bad Mr Normal?

I liked how Yukari summoned some tentacles for her personal pleasure.

>>3196823
She's already cried her kero heart out.

>>3200585
This Yukari was made for me.

>>3200664
And when did this happen good sir?

>>3200705
I just want a doujin where Yukari gaps someone's penis into they own ass...

Is this realy so wrong?

>>3200745
Depends. Do you want Yukari to gap your penis to herself, turn you into a girl and painfully tear your new hymen as a welcome gift to Gensokyo?

>>3197242
>>3197258
>>3197270

While I would not admit it unless asked, I have on occasion had unclean thoughts of the mountain queen. I would not for one moment mind her pinning me splayed out under her 180 kilos of pure ancient muscle, burning eyes meeting mine and wine-scented breath rasping my face. I would not mind her taking her sweet time caressing me with her big, rough hands, giggling at my clumsy attempt to return the affection. I would not mind for one second having her please me with her rough, crimson tongue down my neck, yellowed fangs teasing at my collarbones, but...

... but fantasies aside, anything sexual involving Yuugi is probably similar to being raped by a bear in one end and a tank in the other.

>>3200754
If she'll give it back afterwards, sure.

I to get eaten by Yuka.

I want to get eaten by Yuka.

>>3200754
would we still be friends afterwards?

>>3200745
When you think about it, a good number of Anon from /jp/ would kill for a experience like that.

>>3200793

It's the year 2025?

>>3200801
It's year/month/date

>>3200801

>>3200793
I prefer the yandere Yuka that'll love me forever and never let me go, by burying me in her field of root-tentacle sunflowers. Ah~ To think that she will tenderly caress the flower that grows above, eternally sustained by my body below~

>>3200793
I just fapped to this.

just noticed this hasn't been rapidshit yet, correcting

http://www.mediafire.com/?lzog0jdgkjy

>>3200817

Why so small, Yukari facepalm?

No love for Hong Meiling? She has a well toned body and unlike Yuugi she won't crush you so easily.

>>3201717
But she will break ma face.

>>3200769

Well, there's a discrepancy in how Yuugi is drawn or shown.

Personally, I do not lust after Yuugi. Not because I'm pretending to be superior or celibate or anything, but because she's fucking frightening as all get out.
We are talking about a Deva of the mountain here, which you already highlighted very clearly. She's a FORCE-A-NATURE, not a human being!
And, given the fact that she's very closely related to the ogres in fairy-tales, her mien isn't supposed to be all that attractive.

Pic related. It's what Yuugi seemingly appears as.

>>3201916

HOWAYEVER-

-some people draw Yugi using Pam Anderson as their inspiration. And that's perfectly okay with me.

It's still a bit confusing, though.

TIME PAIR OF DUCKS

What would you do in THIS situation?!

>>3201934
Arc did you forget to take your pills.

I want to hurt her feelings.

>>3201946
Fuck Satori and only Satori. Mission accomplished.

>>3201946

Fuck you.

>>3201916

>And, given the fact that she's very closely related to the ogres in fairy-tales, her mien isn't supposed to be all that attractive.

The force of nature, equally sweet and tender as remorselessly destroying, can be beautiful in its own way.

>>3201942

Jump in, you can get drunker sitting in booze than drinking it.

>>3201946
Silly Anonymous, Koishi doesn't have feelings!