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gawr gura did nothing wrong
>>31955243Mori understands men better than most women and thus can understand that men fucking hate cheaters too.
After this Movie watchalong, her rage, her hatred for the unfaithful, and this drunk sandwich making arc, I can't deny it anymoreI'm in love with my boy
Is Gura still depressed?
When do we get to have a second date with Gura?
I think Ame is CUTE
>the numbers
THE NUMBERS
>>31955433kinda gay bro ngl
I love Ina!
>>>
>I know you guys want to see us do something together.>But it's really weird to force it.>So if I say yes, you're just gonna pressure Calli
THE NUMBERS.
>>31955424Based.
>Mori sandwich ASMR
MORI IS A CHEATERHER REACTION TO LISA TRIGGERED HER INTERNALIZED GUILTSHE CHEATED ON SOMEONE BEFORE!
>>31955439This is true.
>>31955355Tomorrow for sure...
gura cute gura cute gura cute
Why doesn't Ame just tell chat she won't read any more superchats instead of turning them off and then forgetting to turn them back on the next stream?
RBC's actually decent at mario kart.
>>31955437anon it's literally tomorrow. she invited us over to play mario kart.
I'm excited for her reaction to this
>>31955437You don't. Next Friday for me though.
>>31955447Totally fair
>>31955439buh why
>>31955402This just proves Cover stopped Gura's stream because they wouldn't see any revenue from it. Remember the shark is just here to take your money.
https://poal.me/xj3q54https://poal.me/xj3q54https://poal.me/xj3q54https://poal.me/xj3q54Important Gura related paol
https://youtu.be/gj86l4ngansWhy is this video so erotic to me?
Anemachi love!
>>31955437Tomorrow.
>>31955433Feels nice to be honest, doesn't it? I'm also in love with my Mori.
>>31955424based
>>31955424This but unironically. This was on her schedule all week and management just now tells her there's a copyright problem.
Stop forcing collab you faggot
>>31955424agreed
gentlemen,i LOVE takanashi kiara of holoENi also like ina, ame, gura, and mori.
>Kevin SmithDUDE BATMAN PISSED HIMSELF LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarzp5IY26QKneel
https://youtu.be/xarzp5IY26Q
>>31955447What?
>>31955445I love Ina too!
>>31955447What was this about?
>Missed all the drinkingi-is it too late to start bros?
Wait, I thought Disaster Artist is about some dude traveling and painting disaster sites, but it's about the making of the Room? The fuck?
Ame will comfort her later. She needs a good rest.
>>31955439She was cuter than usual today.
>>31955447Who said this? Reine?
*casts a spell that takes away Gura's depression and let's Coco collab with EN*
>>31955447She's right though. Hololive fans can be so damn autistic about collabs, just look back when /u/ schizos would spam Ame's chat to let her know about Gura.
>>31955456Because she has conviction and isn't baiting for more SCs like others
>>31955456Why do you fucking retards flip your shit every single time when it takes her a minute to turn superchat on?
A sandwich AND yogurt?Very good Mori
>>31955434Depression doesn't just go away but she was much better today
>>31955470she's gonna cancel ringfit tomorrow
>>31955421i hate this chicken
>>31955424Today, you are correct.
>>31955424at least she tried to stream
>>31955481>>31955483FUCKING KNEEL YOU AUTISTS
>>31955461Oh god
>>31955427Kiara and Mori are the horsehoe theory of understanding men. The extreme sides of femininity and masculinity intersect to understand how men work. This is why I prefer TakaMori A Way Out.
>>31955477Who?
>>31955405>DM autism?Reine drafts her DMs in notepad before sending them so her recipient can't see how long she's taking to type her message and get it right
>>31955452Are you sure she wasn't the one spurned because Toppat-sama cheated on her with another woman?
>>31955459>>31955470I can't wait
RBC is CUTE
>>31955503>a minuteTry an entire stream.
>>31955483>>31955481
>>31955481>>31955483>overlapping her genmatesThis fuckin bitch.
>>31955464does a claim also takes SC revenue?>>31955481GURA NOOOOOOOTHINK OF THE RATSSSS
>>31955464oh yeah! i bet that's why she did so many unarchived karaoke streams with SC turned off!
>>31955504narratives getting killed in realtime
>>31955483>>31955481dogfuckers on suicide watch kek
>>31955484>>31955485SC wanted Amemori mafia movie watchalong.She thought about movies, but didn't want to say that they'll definitely do it.
>>31955481I never doubt her
>>31955490it's the name of the book>The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made
>>31955487we still have a whole movie, your call.
>>31955461>it's realbased
>>31955507suck for poorfags
Of the many things I appreciate of Amelia, I like that she's very apparent with her audience.
ukx995
>>31955461Tommy Why So?
>>31955489She'll (maybe, possibly, probably not) ask for a Scarface watchalong collab.
[CHAIR CLATTERING]
>>31955481>>31955483Minecraft again? I'm getting sick of it Gora
>>31955513turkey...
>>31955481>>31955483Did our bitching get heard?
>>31955481>>31955483IMAGINE BEING A GURA ANTI RIGHT NOW
>>31955307No. The established rrat is she traveled overseas to be a groupie for some oriental rapper. She tried and failed to get into his pants and has lingered in japan ever since. She got denied, which almost a bad as getting cheated on.
>>31955504GURA ANTIS DESTROYED
>>31955481>>31955483MY KNEES ARE IN THE DIRT, BASED GURA
GURAAAAAAAAA
>>31955481i unironically and completely take back everything bad I said about Gura last thread
>>31955424Yes, it's all Enma's fault.
>>31955481>>31955483Thank god she did it, I'm really happy for her!
>>31955481>>31955504Okay, I'll kneel this time
>>31955421I'm just want to say that Gura is cute and funny.FUCK THAT BITCH SHE CAN'T EAT ME
>>31955494Ame
>>31955481I-I KNEEL
>>31955501>back when
>>31955481>>31955483i love you, gura
>>31955531They'll then claim that SHE'S HERE because she was forced to stream. The rrats are really scraping the barrel.
mori cooking stream when
>>31955504APOLOGIZE
>>31955481>>31955483Uhhh Barracudas explain? I thought you said Gura was lazy and hated streaming?
>>31955485>>31955484She said that in her watchalong stream for KungFuPanda. Probably about the whole Calli not calling in on her Birthday stream.
>>31955504Good shit Gura. Eat shit rrats.t.kfp
It's not the same since the yab.
>>31955434she's streaming minevcraft in 10 minuets
>>31955484>>31955485>>31955494People asking Ame about doing things with other Hololive EN
>I was cheating on my wife>only 3 faggots in cha say NTRwow I'm surprised, this is honestly amazing
>>31955501It's not just Hololive fans. Even normalfags on twitter think that if two content creators so much as speak a sentence to each other that means a collab is in the works. It's fucking obnoxious and why I feel bad for these girls. I can't imagine not being able to speak with anyone without people immediately harassing you to work with them on something.
>>31955499Oh no you don't!
>>31955499>>31955504I KNEEL WATAMEWITCH
>>31955498such a beauty queen... im gonna prompt this in ai dungeon
>>31955504hello seanigger
>>31955481>>31955483SHES.FUCKING.HERE.CONFIRMED.
>>31955481I fucking kneel
>>31955481why are my fucking embeds showing everything as "Forbidden or Private?"
>>31955461Im pretty sure he's the kind of person who would like every tweet in his mentions
>>31955481I FUCKINJG KNEEL I KNEW THIS BRAT WASN'T GOING TO GHOST ME I FUCKING KNEW ITI love Gawr Gura and I love Cunny!
>>31955504Apologize you faggots
>>31955447>Niggers who shouted at Mori for not doing anything for Ame's birthday made their relationship more awkward
>>31955547people complaining canceling and wants her to stream another game or minecraft.WHICH DO YOU GUYS WANT?
>>31955483>>31955481not kneeling until the stream starts.
>>31955447Deadbeats need to fuck off and stick to annoying Mori
>>31955481>>31955483I wasn't even disappointed in her cancelling, but this is a treat. Thanks gura!
>>31955481Another Rrodent of Unusual Size slain.
>>31955529It still brings in memberships and subs. Nothiing they do is for free.
>>31955427The perks of being a tomboy.
>>31955564>>31955580Ah, damn. I do want to see them collab more but I agree, they shouldn't force it and it's a shame she can't even talk about stuff like that without people pressuring the other girls.
>>31955499>>31955504HOLY SHIT
>>31955481Gura antis can never win, just stop it.
>>31955445I loveevol I
>>31955499Thank you, Watamage
>>31955524ogey
>>31955445I love Ina more than anything else!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1347787636098936832
>>31955481>>31955483Fuck I was hoping to watch The disaster artist with my boy, but Gura is to cute....
HOLY SHIT GUYS, WHAT IF GURA'S DAD IS TODD HOWARD?
>>31954924so, how do you feel right about now?
>>31955583Stop right there, my hexes will stop you dead in your tracks!
GURRRAAAAA LET'S GOOOOO
>>31955592Youtube probably changed their API.
>>31955504I KNEEL
>GuraUh, akinator-san?
youtu.be/xarzp5IY26Q
>GURA IS WATCHING SCARFACE WITH AME
>>31955481>>31955483BOW TO THE RRATSLAYER
>>31955605yeah this is her job anon
>>31955481>>31955483>>31955504>Ame finishes reading SC and announces that she's gonna end stream soon>Gura immediately sets up her MC streamGura was watching Ame confirmed. You can't take this rrat away from me
>>31955525Her eye freaking out as she tires to wink is cute
>>31955294>>31954623>"I regularly vacuum the places I frequent during the day">"Yes, I vacuum the bathroom floor! Who doesn't?">Admits she eats pizza in the bathtub>Has at least two stories of sitting on the bathroom floor doing absolutely nothing>Decided to boil eggs in the bathroom rather than the kitchenI am 110% convinced Gura used the bathroom as a safe space while whatever shit happened in her family, and she uses it as a coping mechanism. Either that or she likes the feeling of the cold, hard linoleum floor.
>>31955481ANTIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>31955481>>31955483OHNONONONONONONONO DEPRESSION RRATS
>>31955513BASED
>>31955499>>31955504HOLYSHIT
God Ame is fucking adorable.
>>31955481She just said she's still salty on her member stream earlier lmao
>>31955424Uooooh
>>31955592holy fuck same, I thought I was the only one the entire day
>>31955481okay i Kneel
>>31955580Who specifically? All of them or just Mori?
>>31955447Based. fuck that bitch Mori!
>>31955592because the video is marked as having embedding on external sites blocked.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
FUCK ALL THE DOUBTERS I LOVE YOU GOORAH
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1347787636098936832get fucked anti niggers kill yourselves
>>31955501>back whennigger they still spam GOORUH STREAMING
>>31955629probably
>>31955504FUCK ALL THE NIGGERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarzp5IY26Q&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
>>31955469>beautiful, well-endowed girl who talks to stuffed animals and refuses to live without her sisterANEMACHI LOVE
>>31955592I always thought it was a thing for reserved streams, I don't remember it being another way...
Gura is an angel!
>>31955575I did say that, I stand corrected. I said Gura was lazy (although I wasn't one of the egregious posters last thread, I did think it to myself) but she is not lazy
>>31955481>>31955483Gura... i'm sorry i doubted you
>>31955596Chumbuds and the Gura antis should be apologizing to the rest of the normal posters in this thread for crying for the last two hours
>poorfags
>>31955592Fucking same. I want to see links again.
i'm convinced mori would 100% be a clumsy ass house wife if she ever got married
>>31955624Pretty happy
>>31955504I'm not even a chumbuddy and I knew she would pull a stream out of her ass at some point after having to cancel her previous one.Anons, believe in your oshi!
>>31955624He feels like a faggot
>See you later Investigators
Don't look at robot crab, he's shy
>>31955447don't they know that she's collabing with her tomorrow?
>maybe ill play something laterpotential ame gorilla guys
>>31955424yes, its enma fault
ok antis, spin this one next
>>31955481imagine not loving gura
>*tank clattering*
>>31955624Dangerously based, grudgeposter
>>31955624>only 18 minutesThis grudge is undercooked but I still respect it.
I love it when she calls me her little fishy
>I'll probably post something laterMy sleep reps Ame...
>>31955681wasnt it post, rather than play
Roboco’s eyes can bug out like a Yandere
Good night fellow fishies
>>31955677Feels good being a member of the AquariumTeamates tier!
>>31955632that's great happy they remember that scene from AWO
>>31955635Fuck it, have a W /u/schizo.
>>31955684>More minecraftClearly she's just too lazy to play a real game and I'm totally not just coping
Ahhhh Ame is so cute... My heart...
sleepy Amelia is pretty cuteits not often that you can see this side of Ameliathe diffrence between high energy Amelia and low energy Amelia only makes Amelia cutergod i love her so much
>>31955499*Modifies spell to make it so that the collab is Ark and the reason Gura's depression goes away is because she gets hooked*
>>31955481I'm always kneel since her debut
>>31955437Tomorrow in Mario Kart
Tommy is unironically right about his advice in this scene
You chumbuddies are fucking pathetic, you're like a bipolar woman.
>>31955483HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITHow is it possible for one shark to BTFO a whole board this fucking hard. Go easy Gura, you're gonna kill someone.I'm so glad that she's getting better at rolling with the punches
>see that gura liked marine's tweet>came her to comment on it>see >>31955481i love her so much
>>31955681She said "post," as in a membership post
>>31955481>>31955483Isn’t gura cst+?
>>31955680GURA LOVE
>>31955481I should be happy about even *more* fucking Minecraft?
One large cat
>>31955674We did believe in her, but dumbfucks kept saying “she’s lazy” and shit
>>31955597Man I really hope that didn't happen
>>31955684>antis GO BACK
where did all the Gura doubters suddenly go? have some balls and show yourselves, faggots
>>31955699I LOVE THIS BITCH
>>31955684Gura is gonna have another crisis on this stream
Ame...
o7
>>31955481Damnit, thought I was only gonna have to jack once today. I'm too for this Gura!
Ame holy SHIT
AYA
>>31955481i never stand anymore though since her debut
AAIIIIIIIEEEYYYYAAA!SKADOOOOOOSH
>>31955717>>31955696guess im just hearing what i want to hear
Please be easy on my daughterfu
>>31955481>>31955483APEX PREDATOR
>>31955699Orange Dragon Is Live
>>31955637Mmmmm linoleum
>>31955646where the fuck did you even find this? why would someone make this?
Tommy is cringekino?
>Ame calling teacucks douchesYAB
>>31955714Cope
>>31955513>Kiara and Mori are the horsehoe theory of understanding men. Dangerously based, I can't believe how well Kiara took in LOTR
>>31955733o7
Chumbuds I'm worried...Gura is starting to seem to perfect and I'm afraid once she releases her voice pact I will completely lose and forsake all else. is there any hope?
FUCKING RETARDS!SHE SAID "AAAIIYAAA" NOT AYA
>>31955684she's gonna have another crisis on stream about how sad her life
>>31955714Please keep seething harder it's adorable
>>31955727Some of them backtracked and said they “forgive” Gura now, fucking faggots the lot of them
>>31955733AYASKADOOSHHEHEHE
>>31955708Dog...wait.....I don't know if I want this
>Was expecting a whisper or something from Ame, like she usually does>Quickly put on headphones and maxes out volume>AAAAAYAAAAA!! SKADDOOOSSHH
>>31955699BITCH LOVE
>>31955761i'll tell them you died doing what you loved.
>>31955684SUCH A LOW ENERGY STREAM, SHE DIDNT DESERVE THIS 1.89M
>>31955727They can't even properly kneel when getting absolutely BTFO, fucking cowards.
>>31955481Enma forced her to stream because people were being Enma antis
>>31955714HAHAHAHAHAH
two Yakuza streams going at once damn
>>31955481Tell me brothers, do I watch gura stream or pic related
>>31955668There are no normal posters in this thread.
>>31955727Here I amI thought it was better to not stream if she doesn't feel like it so I hope she's doing it because she wants and not because she feels forced to stream
Is Tommy Wiseau really this autistic irl?
>>31955733:panda_face::_pound:7
>>31955754Her Yakuza video was great
>>31955761Wait, she wasnt perfect for you since her debut?
How was the thread post-Ina RFA? Did someone post tributes or did you all exert self-control this time?
The Disaster Artist is such a good book, it deserved a better adaptation than fucking James Franco
>>31955775I fucking thought her nipple was showing. Turns out it was just a button lol
Slowly losing awake reps but still looking on as Mori watches the second movie of her double feature, The Disaster Artist.While Roboco shows us her newest crazy face mode due to her Mario Kart challenge.While Aqua makes her trademark alalalala noises while popping enemies in Apex Legends.While I have completely stopped following Astel because his deteriorating sanity has become contagious.While Reine reads up the rest of her supachats and ringing that goddamn tambourine after everyone.While Coco and Pekora have their own Yakuza pummeling adventures going on.While Kanata is determined to make a Golem trap for iron.While Botan traverses around the exploding space station in zero G, ready to eradicate enemies who come after her.While Subaru's genuine excitement at seeing new things and landscapes in Majora's Mask makes watching her so comfy.So friends, where we at?
>GURA HATES STREAMINGKNEEL FAGS
Alright guys, today was a good day. RFA, Journey, and two movies.Looking forward to catching up on the Mori watchalong during some dead hours later.
>>31955733:fish:7
>>31955793Apocalypse Now, Gura later.
>>31955684>minecraft againLazy shark. Just play music over the bike game
>>31955619BASED SHARK
>>31955637The later because I do that too
>>31955727Here, Minecraft is the most obvious fallback option. It was either this or no stream.
>>31955790Based, hope Ame can stream it soon.
>>31955790We had 3 the other day, Miko, Coco and Peko
>>31955733o7 o7
Catch the livestream and shitpost in the thread anon. The movie will still be there after
>>31955802Tommy Wiseau is a human being acting out what he thinks normal people are like, but every day of his life.
>>31955770>>31955753>>31955787I literally don't give a shit about Gura, it's just interesting observing you go from the lowest low to the highest highs at the mercy of some dumb bitch's incompetence
>>31955714
>>31955785>Implying I'm not still not oneMaybe when she gets off her ass and can sort these things out BEFORE they happen I'll kneel to her
>>31955750It was a request from another board
>>31955646Fuck you for finding this, but holy shit topkek.
>>31955575Lazy is debatable, but there's a definite drop in effort - going from a variety of different horror games to just Minecraft every day."I'll just hit some blocks with a pick-axe for a few hours. Easy money."
>gooruh starting right after AmeAll she really wanted to do was watch KFP with Ame huh?
Double salute.
>>31955793Definitely pic related, you can watch Gura's VOD later sped up even
WE LOVE THE SPORTBALL!
>>31955761Omg yes, the voicepack, why is she so slow with that, it could have been here since forever
>>31955814yamete with this cringe
>>31955727They went back to their discord group.
>>31955433I'M IN LOVE!
>>31955723I would pound Okayus fat ass in every corner of the room 24/7 till I couldn't move a muscle anymore
>Reinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFCbKmSKiIk>Pekohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVMMIHqYPM>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFJl_6nFbc>Aquahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXwo_K8vd0>Kanatahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3x3omcxDRk>Botanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfA_f_v6Dn4>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puxgwmeJZhk>Cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLIJA5AaaQA>RBChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsgWDWdwep0
>Tommy collab
>>31955818Read the threads while you do it. I normally don't but they really added to the experience.
Ame's streams are over, so I'm going to listen to roboco's ASMR in my $185 reclining gamer chair.
>collab with TommyThis one I’d forgive.
>>31955793Both at the same time to represent the duality of man.
>>31955648I wasn't paying full attention but she only mentioned Mori by name. No idea what people were asking for specifically though.
>>31955560Write a complaint to cover about it if you really think so.
>>31955551Not even a rrat just the truth
>>31955832Ogey
>>31955814based
>>31955832Sure you don't
>>31955761I want Gura to do her "Holofes announcement voice". I will literally die to that.
>>31955844I mean. She had all the time in the world to schedule her week so that she could do both.
>>31955558based retard
>>31955714Speak it for yourself faggot
>>31955814Based UNITY ayameposter
>>31955820CARLOS!
>>31955814Still up there with the first one
>>31955714ogey.wastemoretime
>>31955684I can't I fucking kneel
>>31955861>she just found out about Tommy's like & retweet on twitterThis dork.
she heard about the tweet
https://twitter.com/TommyWiseau/likesHOLY SHIT
>>31955814Friend, do you sleep in between streams, I swear you haven't had time to rest.As for myself, I'm duo watching mori & soon Gura!
>>31955624I appreciate it a lot smug AI poster
https://twitter.com/terebi1996/status/1347539556837453826?s=20This is Mio.
>Live reaction to Mori seeing Tommy Wiseau liking a clip of her>Fucking dies
>>31955727Back to Discord
>>31955872I've been watching mori's stream and having to navigate the retarded chumbuds shitting up the threads with their rrats and seething. You're really interesting specimens
BASED WISEAU WINS AGAIN
>>31955814I like these. Like a little summary of what's going on.
>>31955648>>31955679People seem to be getting fucking confused as to what that was about, so here's the timestamp of full contexthttps://youtu.be/4frqNAKQgaw?t=7119
Reine inclining!
>>31955820heh
she saw the fucking tweet, oh my god
Oh look all the rrat ran away that was fast
>>31955592it's something wrong with 4chanx. I turned it off and they work fine for me now
>IT'S REAL
>Dumped so much on cyan shitposts superchats that it equates to an akasupaHoly shit I'm a retard. I could've just sent one red to Mori and call it off for the month.
holy shit
T-TOMMYCHAMA!?https://twitter.com/TommyWiseau/likes
>>31955481Based, Gura. That'll show 'em.
Tommy collab when?
>>31955890SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>realizes she can't get money playing trials>back to minecraftThis fucking brat
>>31955862this, I will do this.
>Gura antis spend last hour shitting on Gura for being lazy all thread, to the point of drowning out the mori watch along>get BTFO>immediately switch to “oh Minecraft doesn’t count” It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic
I would forgive a collab with Tommy, this one I would want to see
>>31955908KFP and Teamate subs for sure
>>31955714I'M SORRY I'M KNEELING AS HARD AS I CAN
So what's the rrat for Kiara feeling like shit today?
melatonin still sliding down my throat, gura clicks the button to schedule the stream... sigh...
>>31955832>don't give a shit>post about itschizophrenia
>>31955890someone screenshot, I don't have a twitter
>>31955648She was talking about Gura first, so yeah all of them.
>Mori can't stop wanting to collab with 3D celebs
>>31955892
Based
>>31955890HOLY FUCKING SHIT. MORI MADE IT BROS
https://twitter.com/ATLsteven1/status/1347771271438807041It's realI'm stunned
>>31955506Not this time.
CUTE MORI. YOU CAN TELL SHE'S BLUSHING.
https://twitter.com/ATLsteven1/status/1347771271438807041What did Tommy mean by this?
>>31955832AHAHAHAHAH
>>31955927They're too tired from working overtime to afford another ad for when Gura reaches another milestone
>>31955832>Thinking Chumbuds were at the lowest lows99% of us were just telling poorfags to fuck off kek
>>31955918At least you learned a lesson for next month?
TOMMY IS A DEADBEATI KNEEL
>>31955481>>31955483Why did she do it?
I'm confused about how the fuck collab requests work.The girls don't contact each other, they contact each others managers?Girl to girl- makes senseGirl goes to her manager, he/she contacts the other party-makes senseGirl contacts the other party's manger- the fuck?Can't Coco just directly ask an EN girl for a collab?
HE'S HERE
>>31955908Good! She deserves the love
>>31955906Forgot main reply>>31955447
>>31955814right here friend!
>>31955908Stupid Pavo ass bitch
>>31955908GO AME GO
>CTRL + FGura 58Mori 21Ame 48Kiara 4Ina 6
>>31955832She proved you wrong there's nothing incompetent now and I mean NOW, all your rrats got destroyed today. Keep seething faggot
>>31955903of course its a retarded deadbrap
>TOMMY IS HERE
Gura felt obligated to do a replacement stream since she already took 3 days off this week.
>>31955908> Ame's going to overtake Mori sooner or later, all without ever releasing a single songFeels good to be a Teammate
>>31955504Based shark
>>31955864She was talking about how a lot of people wanted her and Gura to collab more often.
>>31955908will marine be the next to a million?
>>31955939Tommy Wiseau is going to be a VTuber.
>tommy wiseau collabthis fucking WHORE trying to collab outside hololivesomeone graduate this whore!
TommyCHADs, it's our time.
>>31955499What's stopping coco other then her not wanting to do it?
>>31955761>voice pact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarzp5IY26Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarzp5IY26Q
>>31955908So id2 is gonna make loafy play MC....
Hinotori is available at karaoke now!https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1347767513988222976?s=19
>>31955927gonna cry?
>>31955733And they say KFP is a cult.
>>31955939>>31955981>immediately referenced that she wants a Wiseau vtuber so they can really collabHERE?!
>need something to listen to for bed>Gura comes through with a minecraft stream>get to listen to her cry about how hard it is to make 70k a month for playing video games a couple hours a weekBased Gooruh
>>31955498I really love you, ame.
APOLOGIZE TO GURA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>31955957anon take your meds, coco created holomyth, everyone has to ask coco for permission to collab, not the other way around.
TOMMY FOR HOLOSTARS EN
>>31955637I can believe this because the bathroom was my safe space too. A lot of houses don't have locks on the bedrooms but do have them on the bathrooms.
>>31955919>>31955942>Mori will never collab with Tommy Wiseau>Mori will never collab with Snoop Dogg>Mori will never collab with Eminem
>>31955957EN is unironically on their own island it seems. Super segregated.
Tommy for holostars?
>holostars EN confirmed
>>31955954Almost like she ain't a lazy brat after all...Huh...I dunno.
>>31955951Maybe superchat Mori less and Reine more. She reads them anyway.
https://mobile.twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347789754033557504you're gonna play with tenchou, right anon?
TOMMY WISEAU FOR HOLOSTARS EN
>>31955919>>31955920>>31955942>>31955944>>31955947Can't you niggers read the thread to see you got beaten to the punch
>>31955538but she also cancels rdr2
>>31955996I don’t think you know how that statement works kek, you guys were the ones that got your rrat obliterated
https://twitter.com/TommyWiseau/likesSad that this fucking idiot didnt even tag Mori.
>>31955980Wasn't Aqua next up, or did her growth stagnate?
>>31955814Right here, friend. Good luck to you!
>>31955970I literally don't even know what you're talking about because I'm not a chumbuddy, sorry. I'm happy you're getting a stream tonight though
>Tommy for HolostarsENIt’s like reading these fucking threads, sasuga moririn
nevurr forgat drem
>>31955977>Feels good to be a Teammateyou realize both Teamates and Deadbros realized your trash by now right?
>>31955957According to Watame, they have to go through each other's managers first.
>>31955908>that Marine EOP boostS-Sugoo
>>31955856It isn't the same anymore....
>>31955977Fuck off falseflagger. Teamates believe in unity
>>31956035She knows, at least.
>>31956023Mori will read SCs of any color if you're funny or have something interesting to say. Hell, she'll read your FREE comment if you do. I'm speaking from experience.
>>31955637why do you do this to me, anon?
>>31955927just report them, they are too dumb to ban evade
>>31955977
>Mori jamming out to Never Gonna Give You UpWhat the fuck.
WERE COMING FOR YOU MORI
>>31955908We're doing it Reine bros! Although I do fear a day where her streams get less comfy, but that's still good for her.
>>31955586>>31955498I suck at prose as an ESL but AIs are pretty fun
>>31955957Haachama asked them all on stream, unless that's just because it's Haachama.
>>31955891I'll probably close my eyes and sleep soon. It's just for some reason everyone decided to stream in such a close proximity and they're streams that I actually really enjoy like Pekora/Coco's Yakuza run, Astel/Aqua's crippling Apex addiction, Botan in general, and Subaru's Comfy Zelda streams. And now a gurailla stream to put another cherry on the alerady stacked sundae.
>tommy wiseau is an inspirationthat explains the cringekino
>>31956035It's fine, she got told about it on stream and the live reaction was 100% worth it. This cute dork was losing her shit.
they got her...I'm sorry I couldn't stop them....
>>31956050J...Jesas..
>>31955954I hope it's not because of the pressure, otherwise I'm going to c-c-coooNCEERNfagging
>Gura late to her apology streamYOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>31955575No, membershrimps say that anytime she does a members-only stream. What are you? New? Do your archive reps.
>>31955481Even though she said she and MC were on the outs...Hope she's not too upset.
Luna and Marine stream later
>>31955990GURA I LOVE YOU
Hi EN management. Since I know you're here just gonna give you a heads up you should never take this place too seriously k thx bai
>>3195605035P EXPLAIN
>>31955977>Teammate
>roommatesYAB
>>31955977ANYDAYNOW
>>31956024going in right now
>>31956055Turkey reads my normal comments... I just sperg out when talking to Mori.
>>31956067Its a good song. Why do you think its a meme?
>>31956038I already got a stream tonight tho poorfag, oh wait you ain't even a chumbud nvm then.
>>31955957I remember Haachama messaging to them directly on stream
Gura, so cute!
Why the fuck are there so many people I recognise in this fucking movie?
>>31955957EN is a different branch. Of course they'd have to go through managers to reach them first. After that first time I'm sure they can just stay in contact through discord.
>>31956055same here
I dont get why you guys are mad at Gura antis? They literally bitched so hard Gura had to make a gorilla stream. Be thankful for them.
>>31956084they will bite. I believe in you
>>31955957That is what Haato did on stream.
>>31955957Coco doesn't want the bugs to bother EN, she's waiting for them to go away first
>>31956103Oh it is, just didn't expect to hear it today.
>I love all of your movies he literally only made one lmao, he also did a tv show but it's almost unwatchable
>>31956093except WHEN I SPEAK, that's when you have to take it seriously ok?
Gura set her slow mode to 60 seconds today, Jesas
>>31956113its because you are in this site for a long time
>>31955977>> Ame's going to overtake Mori sooner or laterThe funny part is that this will never happen
>>31956102It's okay, she spergs out when talking to deadbeats too.
>>31955908what site is this?
Gooruh is using her h bgm again
>>31956120Shut up.
>>31956050WHAT THE FAQ
>>31956024How tf do I join.It's asking for the server IP?
>>31955977>TeammateEvery single time with you falseflaggers
>>31955968I-Ina Ina Ina...
How do (you) feel about Enma?
>>31955483Gura <3 Hope you have fun
>>31956127She's technically right.
erotic BGM is back again! I guess I'm masturbating tonight
SHE CRAZY!
>>31956120I'm not mad at them, I'm laughing at their silliness
>>31955957I'm sure direct contact for introductions and casual chat is fine, but formally planning collabs and especially for the first time requires managerial oversight. Coco is moreso a specific case where they have to account for Zhangs and anti-spam.
>>31956024I'd rather not.
>is the chill BGMnice perfect for before sleeping
>>31956127I think that was the joke anon
Gura could have appeared as a guest in Marine's channel if the EN management wasn't so anal about Coco, now that I think about it.
>>31956138hownew.ru
Thanks god she dont use those retarded bgm again tonight
>>31955977Try harder faggot.
>>31956069It's always gonna be 25-30k behind
>>31956155She's pretty bad at her job
>>31955574I'll apologize if she doesn't cancel any streams for 1 week.
>>31955927Poor Gura honestly.
Did Kiara not do a SC reading, I expected the stream to go for longer.
>>31955943>>31955890>>31955922>Get noticed by infamous actor that a lot of more famous actors keep tabs on for amusement>Mori may very well be the talk of elite Hollywood tomorrow
I don't like Gura being on the left side
>>31956155I want to pee in her ass!
>>31955421I wanna sex Gura
>>31956013shazam why you do dis bro no one fucks with you
>>31956122Coco's chat is pretty clean nowadays. Whatever setting she have on nightbot works. Just need to cascade to whoever she collabs with.
>Gura on the left sideNarrativebros, onegai...
>>31956135They're both big girlsTheir growth has been the same, ever since week 1 they've been 30k apart, it's meant to be this way, and falseflaggers can do a flip
>>31956155I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>31955933Skipped breakfast. Never skip breakfast
>>31956148Party feature of the browser addon
>>31956174Wait.. Enma hates Coco?
>>31956138Newfag...
>>31956193She's showing off subtitles.
>>31956122Apparently Coco's been trying since at least Holofes and is getting ghosted
>>31956155She forced a tired and anxious Gura to stream just so people can stop bitching about her. I hate her.
>gura on the bottom leftTHIS IS BOTTERING ME SO MUCH NOT SURE WHY
>>31955977>teammateEvery time
>Gura starts the stream with a defensive stand>Youtube comments are not complaining at allShe literally lurks these threads.
>>31956155I had more respect for her before today's shitshow...
why did gura change her BGM, again?
>>31956185>it turns out that this is the one day Eminem checks Tommy's twitter.>???
>>31956147accept reality migopi, MIKO LIKES DICKS AS WELL AS VAGINAS
>>31956174honestly i kinda wish we had more random pop-ins and spontaneity, that phasmophobia stream was magical just having the girls randomly pop in and out.
>>31955933I knocked her up. Don't worry we will make a happy family together.
>>31956013>Mori will never collab with Ina
>>31956113Because James Franco got all his friends together.
>I died. Can you tell?
>>31956184Got postponed, will presumably happen on Sunday instead.
>>31956184She clearly felt like shit
I didn't follow the thread during ame's watchalong, why gura cancelled her trials rising stream?
>haachama just on sends collab invites on stream directly to the girls>Coco has to go through a manger that ghosts herKaichou...has a hard life
This fucking EU chumchad sending empty akasupas at 7am
I love Reine but Tatang can just get fucked
>>31956024She really likes the snek game
gura's swiss cheese circadian rhythm...
>"You will know our names!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSY6Hj2UeNs
>>31956202They're ghosting her.
>>31956050Uhhh I thought you guys said she hated phalluses??
Gura's unpredictable holes...
>>31956155I want her to replace Gura as the 5th member of HoloEN
>>31956155If I can't marry a holo, she would be the next closest thing, right?
What happened in Gura's previous minecraft stream?
>my schedule is like a swizz cheessethis gir is so cute
>>31955856You missed Gura, again
>>31956239she's Bi
>>31956072The rrat is that first time collabs go through managers, but yeah, that doesn't seem to make sense, since Ina has replied to Aki on discord on stream, same with Haachama and Gura.Coco unironically might not even be able to message the EN girls without management's permission, which is really fucked up. I hope Haachama drags Mori or Kiara to an offcollab with Coco and we get some answers.
>>31956230music permission issues
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH GURA AFTER DARK
>>31956209Proof?
>it's MinecraftGet new material
>>31955421What would it be like to have sex with a perfect girl with cute feet like Gura-chan?
Need to go to sleep for tomorrow early job, Gura's suddenly stream nightime.Guess no sleep for tonight, I love her so much
sleepy gura after dark is cute
>Gura after darkSo how much sex are we having chumbuds?
>Gura after darkIs this the nick at nite version of Gura?
Does gura just feel useless? She seems to keep talking about wanting to be helpful.
>Gooruh after darkoooh this will be raunchy
Whatever happen to Haachama?
>Gura after darkIMAGINE
UOHHHHHHHHH
>gura after dark, that's what I should call this streamyabai
>>31956185>MorilluminatiIt's only a matter of time until the /x/ schizos start coming here
>>3195605035P IN SHAMBLES
~gura after dark~
>>31956155she lets Mori get off with so much stupid shitbased
>gura after darkUUUOOOHHHHHHHHH
I love after hours Gura!
>>31956155I find it hilarious how everything bad is her fault and everything good has nothing to do with her.
>>31955481>>31955483>>31955504Misspelled zatsudan but I fucking called it
>>31956184postponed she was feel bad and already tried once to just stream through it and managed to go like an hour
They are lovers.
Mori has such a good L2D its so lively and bouncy
>>31956237There's just something that feels off about this remastered version compared to the original.
>>31956230She had to setup an Ubisoft account (or at least thought she did) and stopped the stream. The stopped stream got hit with copyright for music that played. Enma cancelled the whole thing over that one strike, even though Gura could've muted the music.
>>31955927oh gee I'm sure Gura is so fucking sad some people are talking shit it's not like she's making six figures
>>31956238That's actually really sad..
So how many posts in this thread will be about analyzing how Gura is being forced to stream?
Gura actually fucking streaming to make up for another one? Is this the first time?
>gura after dark>i need wood
>>31956283hot
>>31956192she has a mod now, and the chinks accounts are geting banned by youtube after some days. her latest videos had 1k dislikes and have reduced to 800 and 600 So the chinks arent spamming as hard to avoid it
>>31956230Enma bullshit like usual.
>>31955761When the voice pact is complete you won't have such worries.
>>31956231Because she gen 1 and doesn't give a shit about managers
dark side of the shark
>>31956230She heard a window break and had to investigate with her loaded gun. She was able to neutralize the threat and everything is fine now.
Realistically what event could actually make ame catch up to calli? The 20-30 gap has been around for a while.
>>31956262There's no sex just lots of teasing
>>31956276I'd help Mori get off, she could use the stress relief.
>>31955447>>31955906Here's proper transcriptAme thinks about mafia movies she could watch with Mori because of a supa>I don't know it's like uhh... you know. I know you guys want to see us do stuff together.>And we also like to do stuff together but at the same time it's like really weird, to try to force it. You know what I mean?>Like uhh, if I say I'm gonna... if I say- if I like agree to that, then you guys will like pressure Calli.>And that's not right, you know.>But maybe eventually we can do something like that.>So I'm not gonna say- I'm not gonna say "yes".
>>31956216That or twitterfags harassed her again
>>31956262It's adult swim
>>31956257Just what someone said earlier, apparently from a members stream, check the archives.
>>31956231Speaking of Haachama, what happened to her? She did not stream for 5 days
gura's expired protein bar...
>>31956260She told you to go to sleep, or at least she tried
>>31956284>this chartOh you
>gura eating expired protein bars
Gooruh....
>>31956263ALF watchalong when?
gura...................
>>31956283Amelia and Watson are cute together
>>31956257Her members stream
If Coco really is being ghosted by EnMa, she should just show up in Kiara's stream. When Kiara inevitably brings up the idea of a collab, it'll force EnMa to acknowledge it.
Goorah...
Jesus christ Gura...
Gura..
>ywn have her lick your year old dried protein
>expired protein baradd it to the list
She's not gonna eat it is she?
>hey Reine if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together>thank you very much for the donation (tambourine rattling)>hey Reine are those astronaut pants cause that ass is out of this world>thank you very much (tambourine rattling)>hey Reine are you a pinky toe cause I want to bang you on my coffee table>thank you for the donation (tambourine rattling)don't you fags ever get tired of this
>>31956284Mori likes manlets?
>These expired April 2020>Eats them
>expired protein barPOORFAG GOORAH
>>31956251In that case the EN girls should throw some of their weight aroundHow are they gonna stop Gura from saying "I want to collab with Coco" repeatedly and putting them in a weird spto? If Mori can do it with Cr1tikal...Speaking of which, how about Mori put that legendary stubbornness to a good cause for once?
Guys, I need to take Gura to bed and cuddle her to sleep.How do I accomplish this?
>Expired April 2020>It's probably not that badChrist she's as bad as Ame.
Guarana....
>>31956269Haato and Haachama are fighting for control of the body.
gargoyla...
Holy shit is gura a hikki??
>>31956192>Just need to cascade to whoever she collabs withThat's the main issue really. Coco did an unannounced collab with Marine a few hours ago and quite a few chinkbots showed up still
>>31956314>gura's expired protein bar...god I wish that were me.
Cover you need to pay your streamers, they're eating expired protein bars
Gura is going to fucking DIE
>>31956279That's management in a nutshell. Everything bad is your fault and everything good gets attributed to the people below you "working hard"
>>31956254I thought botan already played it before, right?
Gura please, year-old granola?
>>31956263you made me LOL anon
Gura compares herself to the other way too much, especially in minecraft of all things.
I am 100% convinced at this point that the EN branch is run by chinks. There's literally no other explanation why they're still treating Coco as toxic.Fuck China.
>>31956024Which one did she download?
>>31956304Calli yab and Watson does her JP reps
>>31955481HOLY FUCK I KNEEL
is this going to be another depressing Gura stream, this is reminding me too much of my mentally unstable girlfriend
>gura eating one year old barsGuys..let me marry gura i will cook for her every day
the other week i poured a bowl of milk and cereal. I took a bite, realized something was off, but took another bite or so before i went upstairs smelled the milk and almost vomited from how spoiled it was. Weird how that works
>>31956282I'm really not sure whether I should praise her discipline or tell her off for ignoring obvious problems
She's trying to commit suicide by food poisoning on stream!
>>31956155She's probably weak to anal
>>31956341get wireless headphones and a dakimakura
>>31956050Migo...
>>31956336I think the pickup line thing was something she suggested in a stream?
If it smells okay I'm sure its fine if she eats it. I think. Maybe.
>>31956341me first
SUCK IT ANTIS GURA STREAMED TODAY I WAS RIGHT
>>31956351They've been paid, poorfag mentality is a hell of a drug though.Especially if you're not sure how long you can keep it up
>>31956311>>31956325Zero proof then. Got it.
>Gura didn’t want to play MC originallyAnother rrat destroyed
holy shit this movie's soundtrack
>>31956302Then why hasent she said anything after the whole lotion streams...
>>31956283selfcest is bestcest
>>31956356yes, which is why people are confused
You know that obnoxious guy that always comments on Kiara's roommate shit well good news, he might stop soon>I won't be able to join, I'm in a hospital bed right now... Pain puyo... I'll try one day
>>31956313rrats are that her parents are leaning on her to drop hololive and focus on her school. But then, it's just a 5ch narrative without a source.
Gura should try some expired MRAs on stream
>>31956308I feel bad for Ame for having to deal with stuff like this.
>>31956269She's suspended, but secretly. The guerilla naked lotion asmr stream was a bridge too far, and now her manager is in the same country and can do something about it.
So jealous of Ame for getting to eat this out.
>>31956304YouTube nuking Ame
>Very expired birthday cake protein barGura better have her finger constantly on the mute button tomorrow
>>31956356Yes, but it didn't matter this time. We'll probably never know why.
AQUA IS GURA'S OSHI. FRIEND BTFO.
>Gura watched that clip posted here
>>31956155Let EN collab with Coco you coward.
>>31956382I'll get to you after I've taken care of Gura, Anon.
>>31956361I really wish she'd stop. All the EN girls are unique in their own way.
Is gooruh okay?
>>31956257allegedly it's off of a Coco member's stream. She messaged for collabs and hadn't had a reply yet, we don't have confirmation on when the requests were sent out, and if they were even sent through management, since we know that Haachama for example literally just DM'd the girls herself. I think EN management being a bit defensive of their girls isn't unreasonable to believe, but trying to turn it into a conspiracy against Coco is a bit hard to swallow.
>>31956071i think the AI got her personality alright....
>>31956336>hey Reine are you a pinky toe cause I want to bang you on my coffee tableI haven't heard this one before.
gura really likes aqua
Wait, is Gura talking about this? https://youtu.be/28CvsSzsNg0How would she find this if it's a JP clip and not linked outside of here?
>>31956283
>reversing at the start to collect coinsGURA NO DON'T LISTEN TO AQUA AAAH WHAT THE FUCK
Aqua teaching fellow retard gwar gura
>>31956394MREs*
>>31956392good.now i can enjoy my tenchou in peace
>>31956348It wasn't that bad because NGA was imploding themselves because its Marine. EN girls have no fanbase there so it's going to be worst than that.
>>31956400uohhh
>>31955977>teammatewhat kind of fag group do you belong
>>31955624Hey. This is me. Pic as proof.I kneel, I honestly 100% expected her to be gone for the night with no tweets or anything, I have no excuse. You can execute me chumbuds.
>i was like uoh
>>31956404>caring about a sell by dateDo euros really?
>>31956370Sorry senpai. Gura is mine.
>>31956304Trash Taste podcast and collab with Korone/Pekora
>>31956421anon she works for hololive. aqua is her coworker.
She's learning Aqua's meme MK8 strats
Is gura gonna make it.....will she be a sick cunt with those aspire protein bars...
>Mark could've been Sam Winchester
>>31956394Hi Steve!
>Gura kneeling to AquaGURA NO
>>31956414That's a lot of foreskin.
>>31956130not a RRAT posterI almost never post actually
>>31956414are (You) okay?
God I hate exploding head syndrome
>>31956414Nice garloid
>>31956336frankly the pickup line thing is almost always where i turn off the stream. It just gets old. I love Reine but it's the worst part of her streams. Her superchatters are cringe as fuck
>>31956394collab with steve when
>>31956209I bet she just making excuses to drop the topic. Gotta keeps the CCP away from her pet project. what if she is... Enma?
>>31956263>watching George Lopez with Gura>when your parents ask what you're watching, tell them it's nickelodeonI miss a past that never existed
>>31956434No faith in your oshi.. why are you even here
>reverse to collect coins.based retard tactics.
>>31956385t. EOP
>>31956397n-naked? haachama was naked?
Gawr Gura? more like... tight pussy
>>31956394Nice
>>31956414What the fuck am I looking at.
Can't believe Tommy is getting NTR'd again
>>31956421clipwatcherchama do you know that the clips come from streams that people watch
>>31956340>Gura>initiative
>>31956284clap clap
>>31956414what a weird newborn
>>31956421They do talk about hololive stuff in their discord. It's completely possible Kiara or one of the Jap speaking managers posted it.
>>31956421SHE'S SOMETIMES HERE
>>31956373I mean she's already once streamed right through a asthma attack without any medicine, she just loves streaminghttps://youtu.be/6nrx98V7RGU?t=48m56shere is her talking about it
>>31956383This is here second stream today
>>31956414are you feeding your garloid well?
>>31956451gura just recognizes her fellow retard and wants to be better like her
>>31956385Go buy a membership if you're that hardass on finding it out you colossal fucking retard I'm not going to pour my wallet to satisfy your dog ass. Do your archive reps or 5ch dumpster dive at the very least because they talked about it
>>31956472UOH
>>31956454Nice desu ne
>Saul Goodman with a goatee/beardThis looks wrong.
>>31956415>it's proof I can't link or show youSo no proof.
>>31956460Kiara needs to give a class on how to have good superchat readings
God, she's so talkative tonight. I love her so much
>>31956283>>31956425Now this is some /u/schizophreniaI can get behind
Tommy...
I don't fucking understand in the day in age of delivery service for food Gura and Ame still eat expired food making 80k+ a year....fucking why!!!
So what Gura will archive for this minecraft stream?
>>31956456Nope
>>31956471How else is she going to cover her entire body in lotion?
>>31956346You been livin' undr a rock, anonchama?
>>31956414um
goys I don't even watch guras minecraft gameplay I just listen to her talk
>>31956283left is Watson right is Ame, if you're a Teamate you can notice the subtle differences
Guys I think Goom Gwanji is actually not playing 4d chess but actually retarded this whole time.
>>31956509Making me happy so she's already finished her goal
>>31956509She will archive her stream.
>>31956505anon its called being lazy and those places are closed in rural areas at 1 am
>>31956496might be an interesting stream at worst. Reine is just too genuine I think sometimes. It's gonna be weird if she gets big and can no longer sincerely read her chat. but that's part of her appeal right now for me. All of ID gen 2 is really good though
Gura's bottomless design is literally designed to tease men.
I missed it. What's Mori freaking out about?
>>31956457Be careful, that's what killed JFK
>>31956518How new?
>>31956441I've had expired protein bars before and shit my guts out the next dayt. Burger
>>31956356>>31956405>>31956391Youtube copyright nonsense continues to be nonsense
>>31956421wow she knows all the pro strats including the whole stay back until the last lap to hoard the worthwhile items.
>>31956505Women anon
>>31956528Tommy Wiseau liked a clip of her watch-a-long of The Room.
>>31956425again selfcest is bestcest
>>31956421aqua at her best
>>31956454I love Amelia's thigh area, it's very nice
>I think long hair is coolMori, PLEASE!
Anyone else watching subaru while watching gura?
>>31956527So you're saying she's a Siren, not a shark?
Gura would be Moona sized if she didn't forget to eat half the time.
Gura sounds like her usual cheerful self again. I am glad
>>31956470Thanks for conceding.
>>31956304Maybe she actually caring about numberhttps://youtu.be/tRlMsPBxIBs?t=12290
Guess it's time to stop with the haircuts.
I'm never cutting my hair again.
2B or not 2B?
What's with Mori?
does gura have early onset dementia
>>31956421wtf thats not how I play mario kart
>Discord serverDISCORD SEX CONFIRMED SEX SEX SEXUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gura's voice sounds deeper today.
>Mori likes long hair, glasses, independence, and people with a similar sense of humorI'M MOVING TO JAPAN IMMEDIATELY, PEACE THE FUCK OUT
>>31956505They have brain problems.Ame doesn't show and Gura eats mold.
>>31956395>>31956308To be honest with Die Hard, a lot of it was on Gura for asking her for a movie collab on-stream and then not following up on it until Ame asked GURA for a collab a month later.
Why does Gura keep talking about discord...
>I prefer long hairNo wonder she's obsessed with Charlie
>>31956518Are you trying to tell me shorkbrain isn't a diversion tactic and she doesn't play with every single anon posting here? Bullshit
jesus this is second-hand embarassment the fucking movieTrue cringekino
>Mori with the cringekino
>>31956559No this is just average ADHD
While Mori is streaming, 40000 Flippers are in a church right now celebrating a meme mass.
>everything is blurryGoor... your cataracts reps...
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1347793008226258944?s=20thanks for the blessed image, RBC
GOORUH
>Mori doesn't' like experiencing cringekino
>>31956484>fuck off puyo
>>31956415The way she mused whether she was "NG" right after that comment was sad to hear. If being free of spam was a conditional requirement, Coco is already far past the worst of it.
>>31956564She is absorbing Towa baby
>>31955957HololiveEN is Japan pre-WW, they need to open the borders
>Mori can still be affected by cringe
>>31956562confirmed
>>31956563Better be under 5'5" anon
Tell me this didn't actually happentommy....
>>31956563are you a manlet?
>>31956576i mean i feel it sometimes with my adhd but not this bad
>>31956563Godspeed faggot
>5ft 4in>glasses>long hair>live alone>im cringelads.im in.
>>31956511micro bikini
Tommy love...
>>31956525Yeah. She definitely acts like an HoloEN but is small enough size and not enough hype(in contrast to Ollie) to have a sensible enough chat and conversations. That's why I spent on her more than I should.
>>31956505Ame usually orders food but Gura just seems like she really can't take care of herself. She never seems to have non-expired food in her house.
Oh hai, pain,...
>>31956549Yup, her diet is terrible
>Gura has the sound-explainer thing turned onRrats?
>>31956417>Even in fiction your oshi thinks nothing of youIncredible.
>>31956604I sometimes forget what I'm talking about midsentence but I also don't take my ADHD meds
Gumbi...
>>31956476Faggot, she literally said "did you guys see that clip" in her current stream which I am watching.
>>31956565Is Gura that scatter brained or was she afraid to follow up on asking her?
>>31956604Mine is like this without meds, I feel like a retard cause I jumble my thoughts
Gura is a quarter pounder patrician!
>>31956562This doujin never fail to makes me coom
Whats the ending of this? The Room?
You guys know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Gooruh...please make some armor...theres so much iron...goooooruh
I think she went to Micky D's
>>31956597>>319566024/5 is still a passing grace. Bye fuckers, gonna go get my Mori and start a family.
>>31956570Don't get it wrong - She likes long hair because she's obsessed with Charlie.
yea mori see's herself in tommy's shoes
>>31956505Country bumpkin lifestyle
>>31956510
>>31956620she needs to practice her reading skills
>>31956505it's a combination of continuing existing habits and preferring to remain at home and avoid people. i make a lot of money but i will still eat instant noodles i've had around for years and i never order delivery because i don't want to deal with people when i am relaxing at home by myself. spending tons of money on delivery all the time is not really wise, either, and is a great way to be broke when the hololive money dries up.
>>31956563ME FIRST MOTHERFUCKER
>>31956563not if I get there first bitcht. 5'4"
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Gura guerilla minecraftWhat's she doing now...
Did Gura ever mention why she doesn't stream Taiko no Tatsujin again?Stream delay thing?
>>31956597I thought I was a manlet, but you gotta be an OMEGA manlet to be attractive to Calli
>Rubbing Gura's tummyFuck why wasn't I born in England...
Gura has a defective stomach.
>>31956631i only get this bad after work and having to focus for a long time
her.. Kewpie? what
>>31956563
remember: for christmas Gura had lettuce with mayonaise.
>Ame tummy issues.>Gura tummy issues.These bitches need to stop eating moldy food.
>>31956340Mori does seem like the best chance. If Kiara's numbers were in a better spot I'd trust her, but she doesn't seem to want to rock the boat. Gura is too depressed to do anything on her own initiative, and Ame is certainly willing to fight management if necessary but very shy about actually approaching senpais (though Ame x Coco streams would be the most kino combination imo.) Ame has a little bit of potential, since she did a watchalong of Coco's outfit reveal, which I guarantee she knew was risky, though she was hesitant about it compared to the rest of the JPs and took some egging from chat.I unironically think bringing up EN management ghosting Coco in a T3 Mori stream might stir her into action, because even if she ignores the comment, Mori will definitely feel bad about it (assuming she doesn't know) and might even approach Coco on her own.
Gura has IBS...
>>31956612pretty based. but if you're gonna superchat, might as well get that dopamine rush that pays out
>>31956620 Did you not watch the start of the stream?
tommy...
God damn, Gura's meandering fast food story is making me hungry
>>31956460you can feel the cringe and the "I've made a terrible mistake" when she laughs at the pickup lines
>>31956484That's pretty different from her situation this stream though.I was 99% sure she was gonna end the stream or at least the game part at 44 minutes
Gura is fueling the architects....
>>31956640You're competing against >>31956608, 4/5 is a B
>>31956636Pulp Fiction watch along when?
gura is actually disgusting
i wasn't listening but it sounds like gura's a fatass
>>31956653I'm gonna step on your head like a fucking goomba.>>31956664THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING, TAKODACHI?
>>31956636a tenth of kilogram?
Hopefully Gura is more clam today and gives us one of those zatsudan MC streams. I liked her maneater and 3-hour-door but I start to feel like a shitty person to enjoy her suffering
gura must consume
gura is fat holy shit
is gura bulimic?
>>31956494... are you not even bothering to read what I said? There is stuff in the archives talking about it, but yeah it's member shit, and I have neither the time nor energy to look into it deeper (cause I'm sure there is an archive somewhere)>>/jp/thread/S31928001#p31929370 here's what was linked to me before.
>>31956336>hey Reine are you a pinky toe cause I want to bang you on my coffee tableJesas
fat loli...
Gura orders my meal at MCDs
>>31956663QP: Quarter-pounder
>>31956637Holo EN is way too stingy on their materials.
>>31956612basedJan 8, HOLY based
AME MENTIONED
Gurame bros?????
>>31955808It was decent, got some good fan art out of it, too.
>ame mention
>stomach issues>strange cravings>odd emotional swings.this doesn't sound good bros. sounds like someone got the cunny.
>>31956580AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31956688Sounds like an Ame stream, and it would be glorious.
>Eating a lotShe is UPSET!
>>31956505To be fair anon, I avoid delivery when I can too. It's a big waste of money, and streaming is not a job they could keep up all the way to normal retirement age.
Well I guess she is eating for two
16 minutes for Ame mention.
>>31956636Un huitième de kilo avec fromage ?
>rewatch Ina's ringfetish videoImagine that your are a drill instructor and you mercilessly push her past her physical limits. Like she applied to the highest tier military unit, she's the very first female applicant and your job is to break her so she quits.
Is McDonalds really that great for americans? It taste like trash here but I don't eat american food much so I don't think my opinion is valid.
>Press Ame>Rail some railwaysuh ohh
Gura please I don't want to turn into an architect
SHE WANTS TO IMPRESS AMELIA???
>>31956636dead nigger storage?
>>31955445hey, me too!
>>31956663>doesnt know about kewpie sauce and condimentsDo you live in a 3rd world country or something?
Gura is growing fast huh?
Just eat the whole fucking cow gura holy shit
>"I want to impress Amelia"You already do Gura, you already do.
the stress is causing gura to overeat...
Gurmoona...
>>31956612my SCs look similar but with more Mori and Koopa
>>31956729no, i don't understand at all why she eats it.
>Gura ate 3 different mcdonalds meals in 1 hourArchitects....I kneel
>>31956612Based Troopa
>Eating Quarter pounder in 3 hours is fastWtf is wrong with her...
GURA FEEDING US GURAMECHADS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31956662She's unironically too much like me. Poor girl.
>>31956560>From 12th to 1st in one lap due to item rngBack when I still played I'd do something similar, though admittedly from like 4th or 3rd place. First always gets blue shelled nonstop, so overtaking in around a fourth of a lap was a decently consistent strat
3 HOURS TO EAT A BURGER WHAT A FUCKNG MOUTHLET GWAR GURA
>crazy good food>mcdonalds
>I wanna impress my wi-uh on the /u/ fags..
DOUG STOP
Gura is a Guramefag
I hate Lisa!
>>31956692Tenth of a kilogram du Fromage?What kind of name is that?
>>31956743THEY ARE
Why is she so afraid of saying McDonald's? She says all the other restaurant names.
The main "problem" I have with HoloEN is that all the girls feel very genuine and they can't really fake their feelings so every week get a different drama when I just want to watch anime girls being happy after work. Gura's minecraft made me concerned and I hate concernfags. Funnily enough, the dumb reaper and Ina are the 2 that bring less emotional baggage out of the 5 to their streams. Ina in particular really knows how to keep kayfabe, I appreciate how immersed she gets on any kind of stream she does.
>>31956155They are forcing her to stop EN growth bc they won't be able to release their 3D or new outfitsalso, they want EN to look bad so the Nijiniggers investors wont absoulterly destroy them on their debuts, they could pay some of the most popular e-celebs to shill them on their EN debuts
SHE JUST SAID SHE WANTED TO IMPRESS HER WIFE
>Maybe Johnny is vampireWhat?
>>31956753did you not hear when she added the fries and the drink and the mcrib?
>oh I said the namerrat that she isn't supposed to say it confirmed
>>31956729No, I enjoy it because it triggers childhood nostalgia but overall it's trash.
>>31956612>kwappi>moriis that you mr.bones?
>"she called me her wife on twitter did you see that"gura...
>>31956771>"She's great. I care about her very much."M A R R I E D
Here comes the /u/schizo...
yea i'll kill myself tommy that'll show 'em
>>31956783wh*te people are diseased bro it cant be helped
>>31956729It's good if you're used to American fast food. I would assume it tastes like shit if you exclusively eat real food
GURA>I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFEGURA>I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFEGURA>I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFEGURA>I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFEGURA>I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFEGOD GURAMECHADS WE LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING HOLY SHIT
>>31956729No.
>>31956662Feels bad, I have the same thing and it sucks
>>31956775Dunno, jp avoids naming brands but I don't understand why EN does it
>>31956505I don't eat anything I'm all day shitposting and watching streams.
What’s the moral of this fucking story JESAS
>QPGura plays FGO?!
>>31956753She had one QP, then had a double QP an hour later. That 3/4 a pound of beef before everything else she ate
>>31956729It always depends on the mcdonalds you go to. Generally though it's just okay, it's not like its prime rib or something
I can't handle how comfy this gura stream is.
/u/faggots have your own board
>>31956729It varies depending on the location but yeah McDonald's is fucking delicious.
>>31955986Management. Coco confirmed this. They ghosted when she asked for collab.
>>31956729mcdonalds is very meh food, i don't mind it but i never truly go out of my way to eat it.
>>31956729It's shitty but nostalgic and cheap. I get cravings for it once in a while and remember how shit it is til next week
>>31956563Sounds like mori would drool over my dad, when he was young he was 4/5 of those things
>>31955808IIRC, the next threads were pretty shitty, but some good fan art popped out here and there.
What is she doing? Where is she going?
>>31956688The only one who wouldn't shit themselves at "dead bigger storage" is Mori
>>31956421Whats the counter to this? Wouldnt competitive MK just be sandbagging and spamming bulletbills at the end?
>We hate Lisa x60Mori... We get it... Say anything else please...
I prefer non-high gura like today.
EN LORE!
>Ame is specialGura please think of /u/schizos
>>31956421By typing the minato aqua hashtag into the youtube search bar, my friend.
>ame already knew who gura was>gura didn't know who ame was
Bro this lore. Everything makes fucking sense.
>friendlyTHEYAREFRIENDSOH NO NO NO NONONONONONO
GURA MY HEARTI CANT TAKE IT
AME IS SPECIAL TO GURA CONFIRMED. GURAME CHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
I can sense the /u/schizos.
GO GO GO GURAME GO GO GO GURAMEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TO THE STARS
/u/BROS WW@ HOLY FUCK THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!
Oh it's a 'Gura is gay for Ame' stream today
Please Ame reciprocate Gura's love
HOLY SHIT THIS STORY IS WONDERFUL
>>31956762she is pregnant with futa ame's child
>>31956836Mori would laugh.
I PITY THE BUDS THAT DIDNT BELIEBE IN GOORA AND WENT TO SLEEP
Holy shit Gura just read my comment in chat about Ame and is now talking about heri like this feeling
TOXSON SHIT POSTS ON FIRST CONTACT LITERALY CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>31956824This is their outpost now
>Mark is a chadCalli is incredible
Sounds like Gura wasn't aware Ame was one of her old fans.
FRIENDSHIP
Why do females cry so fuckin much? I havent met a single female who doesn't cry on the regular or has cried themselves to sleep at least once. What gives?
enter /u/ schizo hours
>>31956570Charlie is also 5' 6". Literally Calli's ideal man. Too bad he's taken and she's made it apparent she hates infidelity.
>>31956857Oh god. they're already here. It's over.
>>31956852FRIEND
>ame is special because she made fun of me firstgirls are weird
>>31956666Ok satan...
Iname bros.. we're getting roasted live..
>>31956797Tony isn't in Reine's chat most(?) of the time.
Gura is inlove isn't she
>>31956797Mori playing Mr. Bones when?Korone playing that got me into vtubers so seeing my Oshi play it would be amazing
>>31956859That's every stream
>>31956729>Is McDonalds really that great for americans?absolutely the fuck notthe hashbrowns/fries are crack though
>>31956821I fucking love them. I'm extremely happy she's in a much better mood tonight.
>>31956839t. Lisa
>>31956826Now link the clip of coco saying this.
>Oh no Gura is gay for Ame againanyways
>>31956729McDonalds is shit. I did enjoy it when I was a child, but there are far better fast food out there.
THEY ARE LOVERS
>>31956802Its finally settled, i kneel to this wife and husband
>>31955424Literally the only time minecraft shark wasn't at fault.
>>31956847Well HER had a huge song on tiktok
Gura is literally me.
>>31956814EN doesn't even do it as far as I can tell, just Gura. And Gura only does it with mcdonald's. I have no idea why.
>>31956874>females are different from malesmore at 9
>Ame is specialGuramefag incoming
>>31956373>>31956484Is this when its ok to concernfag? Or we need to wait until its more serious?
*AHEM*THEY ARE
>gentlyuoh?
>>31956795This, it's like eating crayons but I ate the same crayons as a kid so I love it.
>You don't have friends? [...] You have me!
>>31956729American McD is somehow actually worse than European McDonalds
>>31956880GIANT
>>31956824The corruption is too deep now.
>friends>friends>friendsOH NO NO NO NO
>>31956729it's not great or anything but relative to its price and omnipresence it's usually good enough as a once in a while thing varies a lot from location to location and from what I hear McDs outside of the US are often worse on average too
Holy shit, it's Pimento!
>>31956917LOVERS
>>31956551Thank you for speaking for yourself.
>>31956880you smells good though
Gura what the fuck that movie is like 15 years old
>>31956729Most people will tell you it's trash, and it is. But it's taste, cheap, it's everywhere, and it's familiar, so I go every now and then. The QP is pretty solid, and I get nuggets.
Gura knew Ame was the one the moment they spoke.
Watching this movie, it really illustrates that Tommy Wiseau should not be in charge of anything.
>>31956876>Too bad he's taken and she's made it apparent she hates infidelity.Thank god
>>31956783Are you the anon whose favorite is Kiara because she's the "most" like a character? So few anons prioritize kayfabe as a reason they enjoy any of the girls. Nothing wrong with it, just an observation.
>no friends? >its okay, you have usIf only it were that simple
>>31956729It's worse in America than most other places
I can't believe Gura was the /u/schizo all along.No wait, I can totally believe that.At least Ame is trying to drown in a river of cum with her youth and fertility comments.
We can't stop winning!
>To me Ame is like sunshine
>>31956922I could not that "You have, ME!" without thinking of Kiara
TOES MENTIONED
>>31956917JUST FRIENDS
>>31956874It's annoying, isn't it?
>>31956814Watame did it with Whataburger
>>31956836>>31956865I mean, she laughed at THAT joke in Boondock Saints.
>>31956729The burgers suck but the fries and coke tastes really good. They have the best fries
>>31956795>>31956829>>31956894So Gura has the taste of a child? Good to know
>>31956729it is exactly what you expectif I want a quick, cheap-ish meal that's gonna taste decent, McD's it is
>>31956863based
>>31956729It's unironically worse in America than it is in, say, Japan. Speaking from experience here.
>>31956814JP does it as a joke, it's actually fine if they do it though. Aqua went on a spiel about how all her peripherals were logitech once. Early on Botan wasn't sure if she could say what the brand her keyboard(?) was and had to clear it with management, who said it didn't matter.
God I wish I could find someone like that in my adult life. I guess that's what girlfriends are for, huh.
>just lurkingSHE'S HERE
>>31956729It’s cheap and has lots of calories, that’s it
We aren't your friends anonymous poster, we have no idea who you are and certainly would ban you as a blogposter if you told us.
>>31956874estrogen, unironically. bodybuilders who fuck up their steroids and let their estro levels get too high also have crying fits
>>31956950Ame is canonically a christmas cake
>>31956917FRIENDS
Gura should make a shield...
>>31956917very good friends who hit it off well from the start!
>Been hoping to have a dream with Risu in it>First time she appears is in a nightmareIt was a scary time bros
>>31956917HERE
>>31956884thats hot
>>31956941Yeah but he has the money to do what he wants
Why are the /u/schizos the only ones getting fed? IT'S NOT FAIR
>Someone knocks on the door while you're riding your horseWhat?
>>31956932>raffi
>>31956729McDonalds is the definition of mediocre fast food. I wouldn't call it bad but it's really not that good. That said, I'll usually go for Wendy's over it if I want cheap fast food since the later tends to taste better while still being really cheap.That said I have nostalgia for the McRib, so I order it when it comes back around every year.
>>31956950ame just wants to engage in lesbain pregnant sex with gura
>>31956890I love this comfiness chumbros
CEO...
>>31956880Ina's giant ass!
>>31956880More Ina for me!
>>31956990us fishies are getting fed as well
>>31956865Ame definitely would too, judging from her watchalongs.
>>31956972No, that's what wives are for
>>31956670Dope rush is insane from superchats. Hate how the monkey brain interacts weirdly with technology. I'll have more self-control next time, or at least superchat EN less.
>>31956955>THIS IS OK
>>31956821>>31956890>>31956996Literally chillin with the chumbuds. Blanket and all.
>Gura decides to do a guerilla stream>/u/schizos start to shit up the threadok which one of you faggots used it?
>>31956917Co-workers
DO A HOLO EN MARIO KART TOURNAMENT DAY ALREADY YOU SILLY GIRLS!
Jesas can Gura stop being gay for one single stream?
>>31956874it's just how they are. you're supposed to want to protect them and comfort them.
>>31956978fuck you, you are a friend
>>31956995Same anon. It's shit, but the memories are there
>>31956990dont know what your talking about farm gura got fed nice and thiccc
>>31956996Same desu
Goddamn that black girl was fine
>>31957014I mean she went off about Ame pretty hard there
>>31956890>Gura said comments left by chumbuds helped her >today’s MC stream is 100x better moodWhat a good day today, plus rrats got destroyed
>Mori loves ame>Gura loves ame>Ina love ametruly the protag of EN. Kiara is the surprise villain, considering her reaction to the Ame shrine.
Reminder that Gura's voice is enough to make the pussy of any woman wet, it's not surprising Ame is into her while Gura, idk maybe she saw what we Goslings saw in Ame, but had access to the toxic teasing side of her before all of us. Gosling Prime for sure
my belly is so bloated, lads
I haven't watched Gura and Ame since October I think. Is this /u/baiting a recent thing from Gura? Don't remember her doing that back then. I don't speak moon, so I don't know how JP's do it. Makes me wonder if the girls decide among themselves how are they gonna bait etc or if it's a management decision.
>>31956984Was she the reason for it or was she supporting you?
>>31957014Bro, as long as I don't see a wall of text I'm good. I know it's coming, but for now I'm good.
GURAME GO GURAME GO GURAME GOGURAMECHADS WE LITERALLY CAN'T BE STOPPED THIS YEAR.2021 IS THE YEAR OF THE GURAME>KINO NYE STREAM WITH AME GUSHING OVER GURA FOR 2 HOURS>AME SAYING DAISUKI DA YO TO GURA SINCERELY>OFF-COLLAB HAPPENING THIS YEAR>GURA WANTS TO SEE AME NAKED IN BUTTER>GURA DISCORD MESSAGING AME LIVE ON STREAM>GURA WANTS TO COOK FOR AME>AME WANTS TO TRY GURA'S COOKING>GURA WANTS AME MILK>AME SAYS "I LOVE YOU" SINCERELY TO GURA>GURA SAYS SUKI BACK>AME CALLS GURA HER WIFE ON TWITTER IN PUBLIC>GURA CALLS AME HER WIFE "I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFE" AND SAYS SHE'S SPECIAL COMPARED TO THE OTHER EN GIRLSHOLY FUCKING BASED AND WE'RE ONLY 9 DAYS IN. STRAP IN BOYS BECAUSE HTE OFF-COLLAB IS ALSO CONFIRMED FOR THIS YEAR
>sekkushi ame desu
>"I don't make porno">I don't know about that...Watching porn with Mori!
I prefer this lisa
>>31956968The normal stuff tastes the same, it's just the different menu. The Teriyaki Mac is pretty good though, I wish they brought that over when they did that international menu.
this BGM on the gura stream is kino
why the fuck is mori so behind me
why yes i am a /u/rrat how can you tell?
>>31957014She literally started talking about how she cares for ame and considers her special
Sloppy tongue kissing with Ame-chan!
Gura romantically loves Ame but Ame is straight
Okay I'm trying my best to study but the scent of GurAme lore called me back here. What the hell did Gura say this time?
>>31956978well you got a friend in me DUN DUN
>>31956990Architects are eating well.
>>31956984I did warn you that I was seison't. Now back into your little cell you go, prisuner.
>>31957007>WifeWoah slow down.
>>31956978I have many friends here, like that one anon and that other one...
>gura is talking about canadian bacon
>>31957038How was her reaction?
Man tonight became REALLY nice
>>31956984>Nightmares, not dreams of RisuI pity you Prisuner
>>31956720nah, Mori stream, Ame would be freaking out at every n-word, Mori would be laughing her ass off
>>31956917WIVES
Gura is only functional around Ame
>>31957038what reaction? what Ame shrine?
>>31957063>spoiler>he lacks critical information
>>31957058By the fact you haven't showered in weeks and are covered in shit.
anti-/u/schizos please kill yourselves and task a family member with uploading the image of your corpse to this thread. you're finally done.
>>31957049>he missed the 7 rounds
I missed the beginning, how the fuck does Tommy Wiseau have money for this? Parents?
HOLY SHIT NATHAN FIELDERAUTOMATIC KINO
>>31957043>>31957047nice desu ne
Damn, Mori really hates cheaters huh?
Gura needs to stream pic related, for Leslie.
reminder that if you eat precooked bacon you are a heathen
>>31957043>>31957047Immediately after your post kek
>talk about AmeHere goes round two...
>>31957064>GURA CALLS AME HER WIFE "I WANT TO IMPRESS MY WIFE" AND SAYS SHE'S SPECIAL COMPARED TO THE OTHER EN GIRLS
gura was working hard for ame
>>31957088atleast i get fed tendies daily
>GURA NERVOUS ABOUT GIVING AME A GIFTHOLY FUCK SHE'S IN LOVE. HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31957014Go blame Gura.
>>31957075She did some deliberately over the top thing saying she'd be mad at Mori if she doesn't get her own shrine.
>Gura was anxious the past days because she bought a present for Ame and is worried she might not like itThere you go. The one true rrat.
>>31957039Gura's voice is nothing on Ina's presence, Ina is the soft spoken God of women.
>>31957038Mori loves Ame as a friend. You can love your friends, as Mori told us tonight.
>>31957071ngmi
>>31957091No one knows.
Gura don't leak Ame's actual birthday...
gura is going full-on gosling
>>31957064Said she cares about her, and considers her special because when they first met, she was the first one to create an atmosphere of "we're friends and we're gonna make fun of each other", which made her really happy.
>>31957085Stop being so fucking hostile enma, the mori collab was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBSosw30n2w
>>31956963Anyone that says this is fucking crazy, McDonalds fries are fucking shit.They're not supposed to keep their cooked fries around longer than a few minutes before tossing them to make new fries, but nobody ever actually does that as often as they're supposed to.Also how the fuck can the coke taste great it's the same fucking coke as any other place, it's just coke.Honestly the only menu items I'd argue are really worth ordering are the chicken sandwiches. If you're in a region where they sell the McChicken Biscuit, that shit is amazing if you have them sub pickles on it.
>>31957047BASED BASED BASED
>>31957075>why is mori not making something like this for my birthday?> ME ME ME ME>numbers
>>31957085Thanks for the info enma
gura even gets anxious buying christmas presents for her family...
>>31957087lol, she watched like yuru yuri and shit, that doesn't make her a rug muncher
>>31957058
>made my first supacha>get Mori to reply to itMy life is fucking made
>GURA BOUGHT (BOUGHT) AMELIA HER LOVER A GIFTHoly FUCK this is HUGE BROTHERS
>>31956946I don't get that line of reasoning,Kiara is the easily the most genuine and open of the bunch
>>31957118Wtf klaius?
/u/ schizos fangirling is virtually indistinguishable from reddit yuri schizos
>>31957086Mori's shrinepost.
>>31957111>>31957134kek, I love chikin
>>31957041It's been on and off but it's always sort of been there. Like when she called Ame sunshine a good while back during one of her karaokes as a random example.Either way this is barely even /u/bait, some friends are special. I know how it'll be taken by people but yeah.
U RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAT GOING NUKEULAR
>GURA GOT AME A GIFT OFF-CAMERA FUCKING CUTE FUCKING KINO FUCKING BASED KILL ALL THE FUCKING>>GURA DID NOTHING FOR AME'S BIRTHDAYRRATSGET FUCKED RETARDS GET FUCKED
HOLY SHIT /U/SCHIZOS WHERE WE @@
>Gura hasn't fixed her game card issue to play SwitchWhy is this bitch so technology inept?
>Gura talking about getting a gift for her bfAhhhh shit
>>31957008yeah i haven't fallen for the superchat meme YET but i can see how easy it is. especially when tfw no gf is pretty much at the worst for me. But thankfully I'm a /biz/ degenerate and recognize that every dollar spent could be a dollar spent on crypto.
gura went ACTUAL present shopping for ame
GURA STOP FEEDING THE /U/RRATS YOU GAY SHARK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31957130i want to have sex with RBC
No fucking Mickey Mouse shit
>>31957087White girls will literally fuck other girls if it gets them attention. Do your woman reps.
Gura... you don't HAVE to buy Ame a real life gift. I mean it's fucking based but damn girl.
>>31957139Based
>>31957118KLAIUSYOU FUCKING NIGGERGO BACK TO YOUR HOME SO I CAN SET IT ON FIRE ALREADY
>>31957140WHAT IS GOING ON AHHHHH INA'S CAT TASUKETEEEEEEEE
>>31956348>>31956431They could just do it on coco’s channel. But it is true that we don’t know what kind of impact it would bring the girls afterward and coco is a stranger to them so I doubt they would want to risk it for her.
>>31957105>>31957125OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST FUCK ALREADY GURAME
I dont understand. Why do you retards just complain about the state of the thread when there is a stream going on? Like nigga just close the thread and watch the stream.
holy shit gura the /u/schizos are feasting today
>>31957118You're an impostor, but you're right
>>31957063HE DOESNT KNOW>HE DOESNT KNOWHE DOESNT KNOW
THEY ARE LOVERS>THEY ARE LOVERSTHEY ARE LOVERS>THEY ARE LOVERS
>>31957091according to legend, he sold A LOT of leather jackets
I'm sorry. I needed to close this Mori stream. This movie and Mori's taste in movies is shit. Moving to Gura's minecraft stream.
>>31957091he sold counterfeit walletsnot kidding
>>31957136don't you? I know I do.
>>31957154She built her own pc you know
>>31956729It got a really bad rep sometimes over the last ten years but they've made a huge effort to improve since then. They actually have some really good on the menu, thought I'm too scared to try their burgers after ten years. It's also location dependent. But I've picked them up on a few of my 10 hr + drives and they're not bad.
>>31957043>>31957047anon..
>Mori genuinely didn't recognize Zac EfronFace blindness is a sign of autism
>>31957118a surprisingly correct take from the ultimate chumbud
>JWU>Kiara was doing some Slitherio puyo off streampuyo....
>>31957091Nobody knows how but he was apparently a millionaire before the room.
GURA BUYING SEX TOYS FOR AME'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. SHE'S SO NERVOUS, CUTE!!
My problem with /u/schizos, especially the gurame ones, is that they want them to fuck and be in a relationship irl instead of just keeping their shipping to the characters.
>>31957130>no teeth (mostly)I still want to bukkake her face but I already miss the old one.
>>31957043nice jinx anon
>>31956977Depends on when she travels to your time
>>31957118DID YOU CHANGE OSHI?!
>>31957159can't possibly eat another bite...
>>31957137SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG. SHE LITERALLY SAID SHE WS BISEXUAL ON HER JOURNEY STREAM DURING THE SC READING
Who is Zack?
MY BELLY GROWS FULL GRANNY GUMJOBS YES FEED MEEEEEE
>>31957167>>31957118Klaius, Tony please calm down yourself...
This stream is too comfy and I'm starting to doze off but I'm having too much fun
Does Cover care at this point? Coco is just an orange haired version of her roomate....
>she could be lurking anywhereAME IS HERE SAY SOMETHING TO HER
>>31957180THE STATE OF ANTI /U/FAGS HOLY SHIT KEK, THEY ARE LOVERS FOR REAL
fuck, i guess they really are lovers?
>>31957087>he doesn't know about her past boyfriends and bodycount
>>31957099How about Mr. Magoo?
>>31957137In the stream today, when asked "Is she straight or homosexual" she said she didn't know
She can't stop talking about AmeGurame chads we keep on winning
>>31957086Mori shrineposted at Ame to make up for oversleeping on her bday
>>31957099oh man. please. I'd love for any of them to watch this it's been so long since i saw this. what a shame he's passed away
>>31957085We know
>>31957185oh, yeah. i can relate to her really well in a lot of ways.
Would Chumbuds pay $50 dollars for a 15 min Gura voice pack?
Gura goes from food to Ame back to food to Amelia again.Holy shit you don't even need /u/schizo glasses for this.
Gura is fucking OBSESSED with Ame
>>31957176I've been here for so long that when I'm watching the stream I can't help but imagine the response from the thread and still get angry.
>>31957151We won.
guys...where's tony...
>lurking in the shadowGURA STOP READING THIS FUCKING THREAD
I’m laughing so fucking hard
>>31957137>>31957218Ame literally said she was bisexual, do your archive reps
>>31957133thumbnail looks like a dude holding both of them
>>31957141These mason jars of her juices can't be wrong! I had to wring them out of her chair while she slept but they're all her!
>Recreation of a scene from The Room when 3D happens.
>>31955481>>31955483Absolutely blessed shork
>>31956201I found the addon Kiara didn't tell us which one tho
There's nothing to forgive, Gura. Keep going.
>>31957228Yes
>3d re-enactment for a scene from the Room
>>31957205Timestamp
>>31957147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeUI swear I'll get to play this song in Ame's SC Sunday one day
If Ame doesn't type in chat this stream it's safe to say they're just friends
>>31957198There a reason that the previous poll they were winning by abysmal votes for being the most annoying
>>31957085Do a flip enma
>>31957207I wonder if buffetanon is still alive
>>31957085Thanks Enma but we know
>>31957231Hell, same.
>>31957216welcome, friend!
KIARA POSTING HER IPWHERES THE DOX YOURSELF CLIP?
>I will pushAnd how many times has that succeeded Mori?
>>31957228No, kids don't have $50. At least on my shithole.
>>31957216Gura said they were friends this stream
>>31957213Ame please work on your puns. I love them but they must be stronger!
Nathan For You is in this movie??? Holy shit
>>31957097And you don't?
coco pls, think of /hlg/
>Ame could be lurking anywhereHI AME, TELL YOUR SHARK WIFE TO STOP BEING SO GAY PLEASE
>>31957254no shit they're friends, Gura might have feelings, but they're just friends
Looking forward to Mori and Kiara renacting the room in 3D
>>31957137>yuru yuridid she actually mention it by name? extremely based if so
>>31957213Today was a good day
>her lip is dryUOH
>>31957094>>31957102>>31957193>>31957201I'm sorry.........I mean, we've seen worse........
What did gura get for Ame?
>>31957264what the actual fuck lmao
I hear the guy with the glasses graduated from business school with really good grades
Gura's dry lips...
Oh hey polka actually ruined necrodancer for me because I can't fucking face against deep blues without hearing her retarded ad lib song.
>>31957235
>>31957271she also said ame was her wifeso now what faggot. wife friends?
>>31957228Yeah
Gura has fucked up lips.Would you still kiss her?
>>31957099I'd love Ame to do this or Austin Powers.
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>31956484I missed the beginning of the stream. Did she ever mention anything being wrong, or was that completely out of nowhere?
i will never understand why the concentration of /u/fags is so high here is comparison to /hlg/ before EN was a thing. Is it cause they can understand what theyre saying? is it their first yuri ship? what is it?
>gura is letting us imagine tasting her lips
I want to taste Gura's ocean breeze lips...
>>31957264what the fuck
>>31955761Of course.
>>31957130Every time I see her its a new type of cute, it's impressive honestly
>>31957241ill hold you anon <3
>>31957231Same.
GURA'S LIPS ARE OCEAN BREEZE FLAVORED
>>31957264Chimken....
>>31957264KIARA WTF
The taste of Gura’s lips...
>She will push to get Tommy Wiseau to actually talk and bless her re-enactmentThis is why we love our boy, even if you hate who she goes afterShe's motivated till the end to get what she wants
>>31957264>It's actually My IPKIARA WHA THE FUCK
>>31957143>/u/ schizos are virtually indistinguishable from /u/ schizoswow you don't say
Oh hai mark
>>31957299yes so are mine
>>31957228why ask? i will even buy more for my relatives
>>31957306samefaggotry
She sounds very different right now, the amount of comfyness is too damn high
gura minecraft is one of the greatest joys in life
>>31957264uhhhhhh 10chou
>>31957042A bit of both. Dream started and I was in the passenger seat of a SUV. Risu was driving and telling me that we'll be there soon. I asked where we were going, and she just started laughing, making fun of me for all my flaws ("It's kind of pathetic I have to drive you cause you can't drive, isn't it anon?"). She bullied me to the point of tears, and through the tears I noticed we were approaching our destinationA large building with the words /hlgg/ printed on the side.Risu quickly leant over and undid my seatbelt, before slamming on the breaks and sending me flying out the front windshield. Before I made contact with the ground I woke up. I've never been so horrified and embarrassed in my life.>>31957070Risu I'll get back into the cage I'm sorry please don't do that to me again
>>31957296Have you been around girls? Best friends set their relationship as "married" on social media all the time.
>>31957299Yes
>>31957264https://streamable.com/0bsp9o
>>31957205>>31957221>>31957137Lol no she didn't, take your fucking meds.>>31957279She's posted .gifs from it like she does for Asobi Asobase and Girl's Last Tour which she has mentioned.
Bros, i want to kiss...
>>31957264Kiara doesn’t give a fuck, pretty based
>>31957292>ruinedmade betterfor people that are unaware: https://streamable.com/rrub5y
>>31957085I'm a guramefag but that Mori collab was great, Enma, blow it out your ass and do your fuckin job better.
>>31957318Ame would know
>>31957221So Ame is queer
>>31957228yes please give me the URL NOW
This is real cringe, I can't.
>>31957185No, I just give them money if I can't think of anything. Or if I'm not sure I just give them the receipt and they can return it for whatever they want.
>>31957306Yuriniggers are a plague in anything otaku related on this side of the world, more notable for us at least
>>31957264https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347797719419523072?s=20apparently is the "game server"still pretty yab tho
>>31957275Even Sora is kneeling to Redditchads
>>31957155It gets really hard if the holo genuinely shares your interests. Mori might be my oshi, but watching Reine going full language/culture autism did me in. I'm sure that's YAGOO's plan, find a girl for every niche. What the fuck is Iofi's niche though?
>>31957306Language barrier, they can understand what the chubbas are actually saying
>>31957264Bird brain
>>31957231relatable
>guras leeps taste like ocenUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>31957264>it's realWHAT THE FUCK KIARAcan someone please concernfag her?
>>31957305she just woke up beofre the stream
>>31957286Well, she just ensured that Ame’s chat will be members only for the next two weeks.
>>31957299my lips are a fucking desert
I'm not an /u/fag but the friendship of these two is really cute. This is also by far the best clipper video I've watched, really well made and it shows how connected they are.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1itdhjmUDo
DIE
GURA AND AME HAVE BEEN HAVING WILD DISCORD SEX FOR MONTHS AND AME WANTS TO FIND A SPERM DONER SO SHE AND HER WIFE GWAR GURA CAN RAISE A CHILD TOGETHER AND HAVE HOT PREGNATE SEX BASICLY YOU NEED TO COOOM INTO THIS CUP ANON
>>31957264>ip is Atlanta, Georgia
context for what gura is talking about:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iiRUU4IAg
>>31957343somebody post the indog's lips
>>31957275What happened to the Japanese Meme review?
>>31957344>local VTuber slain by insane schizo from 5chb-based chiken...
>Continuity in your foreheadFucking brutal.
>Gura finding more netherite
>Talk about hating /u/schizos>Keep giving them attentionI'm starting to think you guys don't actually hate them
>>31957341she did say>is your character homosexual? i don't knoweven though that wasn't a prompt in akinator. and akinator always goes through the same order of prompts. so she literally slipped it in for what reason?
So are we hating on ENma?
>>31957130RBC is cuter than usual
>>31957356She didn't actually say that. They're taking it out of context, because they're delusional yuriniggers.
>>31957318she's perfect
>>31957264Heading over to Kiara's house to play slitherio in real life!
Gura is doing her senpai reps!
>>31957381How do I kill HERfags? Someone tell me
>>31957286
>>31957264It's in Atlanta you dumbfuck, that's a KFP's IP
>>31957334>>31957335She sucked my dick to calm down.
RRODENTS
>>31957380INTERLINKED
>>31957264not yab game server
>1.9m subs
>>31957337>bullied and killed by a fucking treerratbased
>>31957228yes
GURA FEAR RRATSWRITE THAT DOWN RRATS
I know I'm late to the party but damnit Ame, you made me snort my drink
>rrodents
>>31957396>we
RRODENTS?
>>31957403hot
>>31957231She's just like me
>>31957393>Gura finds a netherite tree
>>31957264>KIARA LIVE IN GEORGIAALL GEROGIA ARE NUMBERFAGS SO IT MAKES SENSE
>>31957264it's a webserver
>>31957264Lmao for fucks sakeKiara taking the "dox yourself" song to new heights
>>31957337my sides
I did not hit herit's not trueIt's bullshitI did not hit herI did notOh hi mark
>>31957381kek
>>31957275>my armpits are floodingI don't understand
>>31957391Kiara has actual guns, that’s why she doesn’t give a shit
>>31957391>5ch schizo gassed by Austrian woman
>>31957396>weI am though
>>31957381wtf he's a taiwanese guy too.. I thought they were better than this!
>>31957369Ame is really starting to resonate with some of my interests too and it's concerning;I didn't think cute dorky girls liked Ska yet here we are. We're all gonna make it though. Also she actually speaks the language she's supposed to? idunno
>>31956720seems more like a mori joint but sure
>>31957411Hololive has a new face and it's a depressed hikki shark!
>>31957337I think you've been spending too much time here anon...
>>31957388Sora wanted to be on meme review
>>31957395>even though that wasn't a prompt in akinator. and akinator always goes through the same order of prompts.No it doesn't. Have you ever used Akinator before? And if a bunch of /u/schizos are spamming Akinator, her character would be classed a lesbian even if she isn't.
WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>31957433probably some shitty TL of f nervous or sweating
>>31957402Only Gura can truly kill HERfags.
>>31957387Fuck you, thanks for reminding those abomination
slitherchads wya
>>31957411yakuza 0 is a SUPER buff
>/u/ faggots are now infecting the chatyou fuckers need to stop
You /u/niggers and anti /u/niggers are equally bad, just post fucking cute pictures of your ship and say they are lovers and stop giving (you)s and kill yourself
>>31957356Queer is niger speak
They did 62 takes, and that was the best one...
>Itsh inconschevableThis stupid dweeb shark, I want to take her lunch money and give her a swirly
>>31957387The what?
>Gura, do you like Watson??Chat's a bit more underaged than usual tonight.>>31957198It would help if they didn't get 30 (You)s every time they posted their essays, you guys encourage them a lot you know.
>>31957396unclephil.webm
>>31957396Yes
/U/FAGS BREAKING CONTAINMENT AGAIN
>>31957380God they are so cute together.
>>31957460>you 226 IPs (10 or so /u/schizos) need to stop typing in the chatshut the fuck up faggot. none of us are typing or leaking. it's the amesamefags.
>>31957460WE HAVE BEEN FED WE WILL LAST EONS ON THIS FEAST
>>31957047It's one-sided, Ame is too straight. >but she said gura is her wifeAn harmless joke, Gura simply can't take a joke. Ame loves reading smuts and BL, basically a normal straight girl.As a shinning example of fertility, Ame wants cocks and semen, something Gura will never be able to provide her. Plus, Gura is womanlet.
>>31957456I thought you wanted a kiss?
>>31957404>She doxxed a fanKiara...
>>31957433Coco's hot, sweaty armpits
Wiseaubeats, please tell me.Does Tommy act like this irl?
>>31957264CHIMKEN, DA FUCK?
>>31957469Why are they like this.
>>31957178neither does Ame
>you will never have a friendship like Tommy and Greg
>>31957464They directors knew kino when they saw it
>>31957250I BELIEB
>>31957369Shit, which stream did Reine get into talking about languages? I need to see that.
>>31957411>almost as many viewers as Pekora with a guerilla stream nobody expectedoh no no nutsacks
>>31957411why are you still fixated on numbers? I don't understand this autistic grudge you niggers have.
Nothing more needs to be said.
>>31957460Tell Reddit and Discord.
>>31956729It has great fries. That's about it.
>>31957469>NT>herfag>meme requestA classic terrible superchat
>>31957384they have a backbone router and a ton of cheap data center space outside town, good place to put your colo. alpharetta is the next sterling VA in that sense.
>/u/ breaching containment again
>>31957337kek
>>31957485Act? No, this is just Tommy.
LESS THAN A 100 POSTS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THIS BITCH
>>31957130I'm weighting trading my Mel roommate membership for RBCs youtube one, her ASMR was rabidly eroticand Mel fucking rubs her pussy on a mic stand during hers
>>31957485dont doubt it, embrace it
>>31956385Here is the post that show proof.>>/jp/thread/S31928001#p31929370
>>31957476>none of us are typing or leaking.lol
>Kiara pirating Windowskekhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1347799316887347201/photo/1
>>31957469God damn HERfags are so cringe
>>31957510I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>31957470Hey, I don't complain about them much at all and I never give them (You)s. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
>>31957411ogey numbersagi
>>31957264its probably just the location of the game server.but yeah she could've actually shown something yab though.dumb tenchou
>>31957510FUCK I FORGOT THE IMAGE NOW WE HAVE LESS THAN 75 POSTS!!!! I LOVE THIS BITCH
did she just-
WHO FOOLED MORI TO BUY A GAMER CHAIR WITH FART NOISES INSTEAD OF A 1K OFFICE CHAIR?
>>31957461They are lovers
>>31957514>thinking the people yurifagging in chat are one of the 15-20 people from /hlgg/holy fuck imagine being this statistically illiterate. go next fag
>>31957476>we are not leaking
>>31956563HOLY FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY ME
>>31957478She will never like your disgusting SEAnigger dicklet.
Learning how to crossdress with Gura!
>>31957485>actWait, is this a "does Mori act like this IRL" post reference?
>>31956847I mean, that makes sense.
>gura talking about her perky, perfect little tits again
I LOVE GURA
>>31956917Not realYou need to wake up anon, we miss you
>>31957454And sadly, she wont. For reasons only she know she wants to keep anything related to HER old persona
>JOKES ON YOUThat's it I'm asking Nacho mama
>>31957515She isn't, she isn't just activating it with the legit license she owns already
>>31957264I'm in...
>>31957411Pekora why are you posting in 4chan when you have a stream going on ?
Gura was about to brag about her budding breasts before she stopped herselfalso holy shit she's unironically looked up fake breast options and knows a few things about it
>>31957337hope risu is in the thread and read your post anon, Im sure she'd be laughing
I don't mind if they're padded...
gura's talking about kiara isn't she?
>Gura asks chat a questionForgets 5 seconds later and never bothers to look at chats answers. Why is my shark so retarded.
Gura has a serious case of breast envy
>>31957549Suuuuuuuuuuure
>>31955597That's Mori's fault.
>>31957411cope nutsack >>31933048
>>31957524Heyi love that Bitch
Why isn't Kiara streaming?
>that ecoMORI IS A GENIUS
>>31957508>He thinks /hlgg/ are the ones leaking.
gura is going to wear huge fake tits to her first offcolab.
>>31957561Have you seen her chat?
It's weird to think that somewhere in the world shark is playing minecraft right now and I'm watching right now and she can see my comments right now
>>31956417My Amelia AI...
Gura has small chest confirmed
I LOVE THIS GURA
so this is gura after dark, huh
Gura wtf are you talking about
>>31957544Is it legal to save this Image?
>Are you drinking vodka and popcorn in there?) You at least snort it up there!Russkies are self-parody lmao
kek gura
POLKA LOVE
Wait what? What did Gura said? Why would the EN girls be shocked?
Gura?
>>31957576she only go to 5chan anonchama
Kek Gura
>>31957581This was confirmed ages ago
confirmed flat
>>31957563you can get Win10 for free from Microsoft own site you know it?
>>31957581how new?
POST IMAGE
>>31957556Anon, Risu made that post.
This night solidified what I already know; I've seriously fallen for Mori. I love Mori so fucking much.
>>31957577I don't want to be Usada Pekora, fml
Gura...?
i love you gura UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH
>>31957592Her huge cocock
>gura actually got ame a gift off-stream for her "birthday"the most genuine gift confirmed.new rankings of who did the most for ame's birthdaygura>ina>kiara>reine>mori
my fucking sides lmao
I LOVE YOU GURA
>>31957347I needed this
Gura is in good mood today
gura, the kayfabe
>gura knows how to care for siliconeHmmmmm
>"The great thing about being flat is that it's a blank canvas"what the fuck