/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31926206
that is a very scary shog

>haha we like monsters!!1
Cringe. GTFO.

Christmas may be over, but mistletoe is still dangerous!

What would you do if the Sabbath contacted you asking if they could take pictures of your daughteru for their porn sites?

>>31926280
O-okay...

>>31926291
>"Go fuck yourself"

>I eat anon, it's what I do.

>>31926291
I don't have a daughter. And it would be hell no in any event.

>>31926291
I'd respond by telling them that my daughter inherited her mother's fat milkbags and huge ass, and as such she's not in the petite figure the Sabbath is looking for.

>>31926291
Only if they're paying her.

>>31925263
>mindflayer mistress and shoggoth maid
Now that is a lot of love

>>31926291
Why are they asking me? She can talk. In fact she won't shut up. Women are always yakking on about something. I get no respect around here, I tell you. Take my wife. No I mean it, someone take her.

>>31926291
Given that my waifu is Sabbath herself I assume any children I have would be born into the organization. Still the human side of me would disapprove. I want my children to be skilled mages, not known only for their bodies.

>I'm sorry Ms. Wendi, I don't speak squiggles

>>31926654
Is this poor woman lost in the wilds?

>>31926206

>>31926403
I'd let her eat me any day.

I volunteer to be the next anon to take a trip through her digestive tract

>>31926787
She's a match maker.

>>31926787
Matchmaker Demon bundles up and travels to the cold North to deliver applications to Wendi-chan, but she doesn't understand her strange, Algonquian language

>>31926958
>>31926947
This just making me think of Fiddler on the Roof.

>>31926403
Cannot see Jabberwocks as anything but chubby chunky slovenly gluttons thanks to fatjabberfag. It's still hot, thanks, but I feel like I lost something with this tunnel vision...

>>31926938
Go away tard

>>31926291
This is because they assigned me an Alice as part of their mental health program.

>>31926291
Absolutely as befitting of a c**k, in case I get to be the one managing my daughter at all by that time.

SNIIIIFFFFFF

>>31927709
Freckles! Each one is a kiss from an angel!

>>31926938
Go on bro

>>31926291
She already has a youtube

>>31928046
Do fake dongs need to be censored on a blue board? Also based and daughterupilled.

>>31926206

>>31928257
Spider-daughter is singing something?

>>31928046
I feel like this is a reference I'm not getting.

>>31928070
Didn't get nuked last time I posted it, so I assume it's alright. Thank you.
>>31928356
It's a reference to a youtuber I enjoy from time to time.

Give praise to the nearest dragon.

>>31928046
Yikes

>>31928595
I want to worship Dionola! In private

>>31928595
Great is she, yay oh magnanimous one who doth with her sunny smile lighten up our day as with her fire doth she lighten up our night!

>Former fanatical Order priest gets converted by a dark priest
>becomes equally or even more fanatical Fallen God worshiper
>Even dark priests think he is a bit over the top

>>31928595
Rather a griffon

>>31928664
She probably doesnt care that much though seeing as he would be fanatically fucking her into the bed.

>>31928595
Praise where praise is due. I'll gladly take some loot, though.

>>31926206
Human men exist to be trapped and violated inside Shoggoths

>>31929203
umm excuse we exist to be drained and defoliated by manticores thank you very much

>>31929203
>>31929340
Men exist to be lock in Demon basements to keep them safe from the outside world and whores.

I don't want to be trapped, violated, drained, or defoliated. Well, maybe in the bedroom, but that's it, you know?

>>31928664
I want a stern militant one.

>>31928356
Charles and his Moby Huge dildos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEuUQ8_USk

Walkies. Now.

>>31929437
Shog is your bedroom

>>31927130
All dragons are lazy creatures who would stay on their treasure pile all day with their husband if they could, and due to their size and power need a lot of food for energy. Jabberwocks have 3 mouths on top of that.

Always make sure your dragon stays active, or else you might have more dragon to deal with. If they tell you they don't need to exercise because of some dragon reasons, don't believe them.

>>31929712
Keep e-celebs out of the thread

Blast Baphomet butt with baby batter.

Can griffons turn into their pre-dl form like dragon family monstergirls can?
I really want to be a griffon knight

>>31930026
The best kind of dragons.
Doughragons

>>31926787
Nah, the wendi's native. You can tell by her accent.

>>31930293
Not him, but he was just answering a question. Fuck off.

>>31926206
How do you tell if you have more than one shog maid or just one with multiple personalities?

>>31930535
Awfully protective over such a small statement aren't we

>>31930374
You can be prince and emperor with a griffon gf

Sneks in dresses!

>>31930374
That depends, how short are you? I'm willing to bet you're a total manlet. What we talking here, 5'8"? 5'7"? Nah i bet you're 5'3". Either way, congratulations. You're perfect. Please collect your commerative war hammer and scottish accent kit from Karen in the lobby. Your partner will be assigned to you shortly.

>>31926291
I would slap them for even suggesting it.

>>31931025
We are having sex with spiders now.

>>31931133
Spider babies are being made.

>>31929203
Nothing better than being trapped in the middle of a shog sex ball.

>>31929203
This, but sandworms instead

>>31930692
In my opinion the grape snek goes completely vanilla once married.

>>31931480
why are these rapetrain/dominant type monsters so cute when they show their cute side?

>>31926206

So what would monstergirls do to bad boys?

This is basically monstergirl parenting

https://youtu.be/6F1_76y3pGs

>>31931772
A dose of mindbreak. Same thing would happen to people wasting images

>>31929203
I wish she wouldn't absorb me in the middle my gaming session.

>>31931772
Cute boys. Which one gets called Daddy and which one gets called Bitch. By women ofc.

>>31929203
Shoggoths exist to be beaten and ran out by kikis.

>>31932371
I want a shog and a kiki 2bh. The maid duo is strong

>>31931521
Cause we know deep down they love their husbands a lot and it's really cute when they show it.

>late at night, feeling really sleepy
>decide to check the internet quick before hitting the hay
>holy shit
>portals are opening, the whole internet is wild about monster girls violating men
>go to bed, time to look for a monster gf tomorrow
>wake up to a kiss on your lips
>it's a Unicorn wearing armor and there's a portal in your bedroom
>"Oh fair prince, the curse of eternal slumber has been broken with a true love's kiss."
>check your smartphone
>you've slept eight hours

>>31933400
Too adorable

I can't resist

>>31930026
>Jabberwocks have 3 mouths on top of that.
4
Look closely at the official art

>>31933662
No one cares about the 4th one so 3

>>31933713
it's very polite compared to the other mouths. I respect that.

>>31933713
it still exists

>>31933400
>Portals happen
>Go to bed
>Get pull out of bed by a extremist kiki

>31929203
This is what happens when femdom fags like most of this place try to talk about shoggoths. You don't deserve them

>>31933630
I, for one, believe in a different type of supremacy.

>>31933713
Rude

>>31933832
That's pretty good as well. Big fat Pharaoh butt is for worship.

>>31933832
>male and female symbols
Alp supremacy?

>>31933980
I mean if you think about it a lot of those ancient pharaohs were probably dudes some untold ages ago.

Being restrained and choked while getting fucked by a amazoness in the process of making me her traditional husband must be fun

Remember that girls don't like to be fetishize.

>POV: the onee-sabbath got tipped off by a certain squirrel that (You) are interested in older women

>>31934436
Thankfully, Monster girls do.

>>31933832
>>31933980
>>31934389
>"I miss my penis."

>>31934498
>tfw no dark mage to make me addicted to her cleavage

>>31931772
They will be made into good boys of course.

>>31934389
IRL pharaoh was officially a strictly male title. Even when the pharaoh was openly a woman, legal fiction was that she's still son of gods.

>>31934776
A cow would do just as good

>>31934436
boys* don't like to be fetishized
monster girls see men as the only viable partners that happen to also be potentially sexual objects to them so it makes sense that boys will stray away from doing them any lowly pervy favors

>>31934776
>no big titty group of monsters to make me a tit addict

>>31934498
Yes I am

>>31935682
>Hair covering eyes
Oh no, one of my many many many many weaknesses!

>>31935682
That body is for making a lot of little mages

>>31934389
KC said many pharaohs were dudes before but headcannon exists so people can believe that or not.

How do dark elves live in their society?

>>31936584

>>31936584
They have a lot of slaves. Mamono, male or female humans.

>>31936584
They have their ways.

>>31936584
Each Dark Elf keeps their own "slave" and aside from that it's pretty much the same as all other extremist societies.

>>31936308
Technically they all are

>>31934498

Actually, I wanted the squirrel.

>>31936684

Do caves have wifi? It is imperative that I am able to shitpost at any given moment.

>>31934498
I'm interested in strong women.

>>31926206

>>31937336
Ancient Dark Mage wife wants you to make students with her

>>31936584
Embrace the househusband lifestyle.

>>31937575
She's not ancient
She's just well learned.

>>31926206

What are some monsters that would show up to your parent’s house while pregnant and tease them about their bloodline being claimed by a monster?

>>31928257
>>31937572
Slow

>>31938222
If she did that, she's not my wife.
You can degrade me if she want to, but doing anything to my parents is a no-go.

>>31938122
The drip

>>31938222
>>31938365
Now, that being said, she's more than welcome to tease me about my being claimed by a monster or whatever, I find that kinda hot.

>>31938222
That's legit fucked up Anon. More than anything I've seen ITT
>>31938365
This Anon is based

>>31938222
This>>31938365

>>31938222
>Whatever, at least he's not gay.

>>31938222
They wouldn't care about details like that.

>>31938222
high power chaddette move here. So I assume monsters like hellhounds,manticores,lilims, etc.

>>31939258
>They start doting on her instead

Beware elves with a mean kick

>>31938222
Monster smug cannot beat my parents desire for grandkids

>>31938222
I imagine my parents would be happy they are getting a continued bloodline at all rather than nothing.

>>31931025
>4 arms
>BEEG
optimal spider mode

>>31938222
I don't know if my family would care if I weren't giving them money or something. Maybe my grandfather if he's still alive. Though I'd very much rather not have her do that.

A rouge cupid who tries to make men on the path to being Alps go straight. She sees them as having given up and needing guidance.

>>31939401
What can an elf do to me?

>>31939401
If I am an incubus then jokes on her because it would probably just turn me on even more.

>>31939475
How big do you like your spiders anon?

>>31938222
>You married a white woman?
>Yes, yes he did
>Ma no, she's a wight!

>>31939527
Bully you for your lunch money or worse,corner you in a bathroom stall with her taller figure looming over you

>>31939523
>>31939475
>rouge cupid
I thought monsters didn't use makeup?

>>31938222
I can imagine a Sabbath monster doing this

>>31939527
superior elf biology means even a thin elf has strength greater than that of most human many. Know your superiors

>>31938222
Depends,what if the echidna visited with several daughters walking beside her already or like this? i dont think my parents would survive the shock or just give me a very long uncomfortable stare

>>31939593
>>31939766
Sounds like elven propaganda to me. The only things an elf can do right is nag someone to death.

>>31939258
>>31939363
>>31939415
>>31939439
>smug monster thinks she's going to make Anon's parents despair over his fate
>they're grateful she married their son and gladly accept her in the family
>they can't wait to see their first granddaughter and tell her to not just stop at one

>>31939523
I just realized I don't have any pictures of cupids. Can someone please post some?

>>31939544
Fuck off back to /d/.

>>31939766
I want a tall bombshell high elf general to teach me my place

>>31939884
Is she confused or happy about this?

This is what awaits any human boy who tries to resist big girls. Just give in and let them love you.

>>31940403
>Her, but as a hellhound
My fucking dick

>>31940403
I'd resist just to be on the receiving end of this.

>>31940363
Confused first, then happy.

>>31926206

Do plant girls have scat fetishes?

>>31941118
New rule, my shoggoth maid is not allowed to name any pet or give me nicknames.

>>31941118
No, NO, that's impossible! It's a squid!

>>31941221
>Those panties
Who does she know my weakness?

>>31941221
Slimy wet squid hugs

Zipangese drunk karaoke night
The waiter getting railed by the group when he brings the 7th round of sake

>>31941702
Lewd drunk Nukis with fat tats.

Zipangu but you somehow end up in Gensokyo by complete accident.

>>31941954
Is it the enormous tiddy Gensokyo?

>>31941983
>When the grumpy human shrine maiden doesn't see you cause you landed beneath her tits.

>>31942002
That's the perfect size!

Time to go see the fox and mature gap lady!

>>31941983
>All the girls have huge titties and high libidos.
>Even the humans.

>>31942081
A true paradise.

>>31942050
>Anon gets all of two steps in before he hears an ufufufufu
>Getting a face full of 'young' titties in his face and tails warping him up before he gets gapped to bed.
>Wakes up with pai-loli chen giving him a blowjob as he croaks for water.

Wikifag here, the weekly update will be delayed, since my mouse just died.

>>31942245
>pai-loli chen
No thank you

>>31942164
Sarahis straining to contain everything, Bras so big so cup can be draped over your face, or maybe nothing at all! So many girls and so many styles, but it's all big!

>>31942497
I was wondering what happened, at least it was just a mouse.

>>31942660
Get in the FUCKING net damnit

>>31942571
You shouldn't have gone then.
Although ask Yukari and she may gap her up a bit.

>>31926206

>>31942669
And just dying to put someone's face in between them.

Humans boys crave big ______

>>31942981
paws.

>>31942981
Fluffy tails

>>31932371
>Shoggoths exist to be eaten out by kikis
fixed

>>31942981
muscles

>>31942981
Love

>>31942981
All 4 of the posts replying to this

>>31942981
Pregnant wives

>>31942981
wombs

>>31942981
fangs

>>31942981
guts

>>31942981
fat tails.

>>31942981
swords

>>31943599
Imagine brushing those Araragi-style

>>31942981
Cuddles

>>31943808
>your adopted momster shows off her new mug

>>31943975
>in mamono world you can rent and adopt mommies who are always down to cuddle and stroke your hair while whispering words of encouragement into your ears
The fuck am I still doing on planet earth

so are we all in agreement that if this place goes down we meet up on tft?

>>31944198
Nope.

Don't trust tall girls. Too much body, too much room for extra evil. Tiny girl though, no room for extra evil because she's little and too full of love already.

>>31944198
Isnt that deader than dead,you mean the game right?

>>31942981
Hearts. Us human soldiers love nothing more than a beautiful, pure woman who holds the values of the chief god in her heart

>>31944095
What about the opposite?

>>31944220
Harvin are for love.

>>31944220
I'll take small but big girls.

>>31944198
We're probably going to /monster/ unless there's another broad to migrate to

>>31943975
"mom"

>>31938222
Anon, I can't bring a loli into my parent's house

>>31944412
My shortstack cows need plenty of chest and chonk.

>>31944239
t. virgin paladin

>>31944325
That happens too. Thousands of monsters hire rental sons.

>>31944493
What kind of deviantart uberpowered OC is that

>>31944493
Why not?

>>31944562
a bapho that's also a hellhound, a manticore, and an ushi-oni

>>31944527
If only I could be a farmer on the Little Big Horn Ranch, watching all the shorstack cows walking around, milk heavy breasts bouncing and sloshing.

>>31944325
I'd be the richest gigolo there is
I'll need to have a Nurarihyon or a Tanuki pimp to keep me safe though

>>31944577
because I don't want to reveal my power level to them or anyone, let's just put it that way

>>31944638
It would be the comfy life.
Although you'd need to make sure their stalls (rooms) in the barn (communal house) are comfy and that they do get milked to cover costs and make money.
You may also need to increase your herd size depending on how many you have and want

>>31941954
I guess Gensokyo would be its own province. Governed by ancient CC yokai.

>>31926938
Uuuuh... Moshi moshi? Basedo deparutumento?

>>31944325
I'd also love to be a male whore like that but I'm too much of a good person to drain all those girls' money and get them bankrupt

>Adventuring elf maiden is thrilled to learn that there's a rugged yet sensitive human ranger in the group
>She's written essays on why The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen should never have been relegated to appendices
>Manages to crack his antisocial shell and gain his trust
>Just to learn that he's married to a troll herbalist and they're expecting their (lucky number) seventh child soon

>>31945231
I'm sure the demon lords army wouldn't mind contracting your services for the grunts.

>>31944977
Also considering how isolated it is , there would probably be a lot of feral yokai. All really hungry for men.

>>31938222
>bapho
>bapho's witch sister
>their shared familiar
>jabberwock
>bicorn
>lava golrm
Introducing my wives to my parents would be awkward as fuck. Especially since two of them are even bigger haremfags than I am and think more waifus is always the answer.

>>31942981
Litters

>>31945278
Well he's retarded. Elves > Trolls

If your monster wife is shorter than you, and asked you to carry her on your shoulders, would you do it? Would you do it even if she didn't ask?

>>31945231
That’s what all man whores say at first

>>31945858
Only because I fuck people for money that means I don't have a heart? We male whores are people too, you know.

>>31945769
>If your monster wife is shorter than you
She is
>and asked you to carry her on your shoulders, would you do it?
Yes
>Would you do it even if she didn't ask?
Yes and she would probably be (cutely) upset

>>31945751
>Seductive elves
My weakness

>>31945769
Of course. I need my boobhat.

>>31945975
All elves are seductive in the eyes of men, for elves are the perfect partner for them. That's why other monsters hate them and call them "vanilla", "rapebait" and stuff like that, because they know they can't compete.

>>31946217
They are pretty inadequate. I'll need some dysfunctional relationship with one to be even mildly interested.

>>31946217
How do I get captured by dark elves

>>31946299
That's where dark elves come in

>>31939884
How about
>Mom is doting on the monster trying to make her feel welcome
>In the process, she ends up playing with your wife’s monster parts
>Dad claps you on the back
>”You sure scored didn’t you son. That’s a fine lady”
>”I’ll say. How do you do your tail? It’s very nice.”
>Your wife is very accommodating and explains how monsterizing works
>”What do you think hon? Can you see me as a succubus?”
>MOM!

>>31946299
Don't worry elfs are good at verbal abuse.

>>31945751
I'unno, trolls are pretty great.

I want to irrumate a vampire until she's shitfaced drunk off cum.

>>31946217
>no tails (fluffy or tailpussy)
>no kemonomimi
>no claws
>no specialized pussy
>no amorphous body or slime
>no tentacles, wings, prehensile tongues, or any other animal/monster appendages
>just some lame party trick tier magic at best
What is even the point

This is a hero the Order summoned to hopefully beat the monsters.

>>31946415
It's like they want me to hump their legs

I'd do it if they were bigger than me.

>>31946407
>How do I get captured by dark elves
Pretend you're at their mercy and let them take control of the situation

How common do you think it is for a dark elf to engage in a taboo maledom relationship?

>>31945769
Yeah

>>31945751
>cute thicc girl that likes gardening and makes you delicious homecooked meals
>arrogant sticc that might have some semblance of tits if you're lucky and feeds you twigs
I know what I'd pick.

>>31946797
It's a mental illness but thankfully it can be cured with the help of other dark elves

>>31946797
Dark elf maid.

>>31946714
I wouldn't mind be captured by this dark elf.

>>31946797
I don't think they would mind some roleplay.

>>31946797
If they have big numbers there will always be some of them with shit taste

>>31946797
Your dark elf daughters been hanging out with some dhampir and getting weird ideas

>>31946907
It's pretty hard to be basically property and then pretend you're in charge.

>>31946623
Monsters worship the human form and elves are the closest to that. Checkmate.

>Meanwhile in the Neo Order in the Far Future

What's the deal with the chief god again? Why have she and the monster lord been coming to blows?

>>31947384
>tfw I’ve spent so long fapping and fantasizing about various monster women that the idea of just going for a normal human woman and trying to have a normal life while avoiding monsters kinda sounds nice

>>31947384
Cringe

>>31947653
Humans good, Monster Girls bad. It's a Saturday morning cartoon plot, don't bother thinking about it.

>>31947653
Now if only there was somewhere you could read about that...

>>31947729
>don't bother thinking about it.
Humans who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existance has no value.

>>31945751
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more gay than liking elves. Honestly, think about it rationally. Their species has almost no sexual dimorphism, and all males are androgynous at best. As a human who likes female elves, you are LITERALLY dedicating years of your life courting a "girl", simply to find out that maybe it had been a male all along. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>31947906
Ok, don't think too hardly about it. As I said excuse plot for the world setting.

>>31947653
>Humans build civilizations and spread themselves across the world
>chief god makes monster and DL to kill humans because there's too many of them
>chief god creates a hero to kill DL and stop the monster
>This becomes a cycle
>A certain succ doesn't like the cycle
>She becomes the DL and changes monsters
>There's a new chief god and she wants to keep the cycle
>She sends a hero
>Hero falls in love with that certain succ
>chief god decides to fix things herself
>She loses
>monsters are beating humans because they're overpower as intend by the original chief god

Don't open this image

>>31948057
Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you humans who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between humans to expand into oblivion, you must think!

>>31948253
what kind of maniac makes a mimic out of 100 pounds of butter and whatever gemstones they had on hand?

>>31948320
Reminder to take responsibility for any slime girls you create.

Just realize something about the MGE world. There's has be thousands of ruins around the world from lost civilizations. There must also be billions of undead just waiting to be awaken. Just imagine walking around and coming across some wight or something similar to a pharaoh from a culture that died thousands of years ago.

>>31948663
time to ask for the check, pay, and leave.

>>31948663
>”uhh I totally have a gf, she’s just not with me right now. Pay me no attention, haha...”

>>31948320
>butter
Looks more like a honey trap to me.
>>31948663
Sorry, I'm only interested in buff ladies.

>>31942981

Elf tummies

>>31948663
What? All I said was demons are ugly.

>>31949169
She looks like she fucks human men

>>31949127
>'sup

>>31949228
There's going to be so much charm magic thrown at you that your find the sight of a demon's hand lewd.

>*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP*SCHLORP

>>31949228
RIP your pelvis, and congratulations to your new demon wife.

Mutual ear touching with an elf!

>>31949301
Would let her take me to her place.

>>31949432
This but with my akaname wife

>>31948026
You could say the same about vampires, pharaoh, dwarves...

What if you live in a Monstergirl State and manage to live is a lone single man through sheer dumb luck or through faking it real good?

What happens eventually?

>>31949687
Just how long is that tongue? Does it ever end?

>>31949852
Eventually you grow older and weaker and your hellhound neighbor decides to help liven you up a bit.... by infusing her mana into you of course

>>31949852
You died alone and a wisp carries you off.

>>31926206

>>31949904
Well, one time we experimented with uhhhh butt stuff with her tongue and uhhhhhhh errr
tags: all_the_way_through

>>31949852
I would have to wonder how the hell I remained single during an invasion meant to capture and husband as many men as possible. At that point if I knew all I had to do to find love was turn myself in, I would.

>>31950115
so at least 25 feet?

>>31950122
Where's the mark?

>>31950858
back of the knee maybe?

>>31944325

Raikou is my favorite cow.

>>31950122
>Go into local government office.
>Young, chipper anubis working the front desk.
>"How can I help you sir?"
>Explain that they evidently missed you during the invasion. Even show that you have no mark.
>She rings up her supervisor while in horrified shock, apologizing profusely as she tries to page her superior.
>Nearby monster girls gasp in shock
>A loli cries.
>You soon have the local government succ telling you they'll fix things up immediately as a Rata and her camera oni drop from the ceiling tiles, reporting on this scandal rocking the government live.
>They still haven't given you a wife yet while this is going on.
>The Janitor cackles as his shogbas scoot around the floor.

>>31951337
She's a goodun

>>31951139
That's not sexy. They should all be here

>>31951337
I desperately need some monster version of Raikou to be my momster.

>>31951665

A nee-san/mom hybrid like Camilla would be ideal for me. They've definitely both got the personalities of MGs.

angels are kinda scary.

How do monsters react to a human boy being smug?
>tries to wring him dry
>just gets more smug because that's what he wanted all along

>>31951665
I need this disgusting fat fujoshi

>>31952133
She'd make a lewd succ.
I'd get her pregnant within the month

Sodomize your kiki

>>31952070

At that point it's probably the old "Rape him until he passes out."

>>31952070
>Familiar tries to incite a man into depravity
>any time she tries to incite him, he just gives her a loving hug or a nice headpat, and when she gets upset that she can’t get him to go further he just smugs at her as if saying “never in a million years”

>>31952312
Would kiki chan object if I sodomized her over the table while she cleaned it?

>>31952434
She'd enjoy that you're making a mess of her and the table

>>31952500
I'd feel so bad if my semen made a trail on the floor she spent hours cleaning as she hobbles off after that assfucking. Would she even let me clean up while she recovers?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go to sleep, otherwise the beef sheep will make you.

>>31952133
>writes the lewdest erotic novels, all featuring characters heavily reminiscent of you

Also, don't forget this lewd nun.

>>31952590
You just gave me a reason not to go to sleep.

>>31952590
Sorry anon, gotta stay up just a few more hours to deal with this recurring nightmare

>>31952590
I ain't afraid of no wimpy sheep.

>>31952590
I see the buff sheep I sent the other night has made your acquaintance

>>31952627
Anon please.
That nun is not for sex.
You gotta mindbreak her first.

>>31952694
>G-go to be for r-real Anon.
>Don't make m-me get my f-friend.

>>31952746
She has.
Sleep now comes whether I want it or not.

>>31952679
You fool!

>>31952716
This ain't no sleepy sheep.
This girl is big and tough.

>Posting another story from my work in progress set of fapfics. Pastebin doesn't allow me to make it public, probably due to all the rape, though oddly enough, my consensual oppai loli with human man is allowed. Any criticism?
Ralf was an easy capture, as he was moving into position to ambush the lone Ogre’s camp, he got caught in a snare trap and hung upside down by his leg, dropping his weapon as well and alerting the Ogre with a yell.

The Ogre approached the bound captive, her eyes ran over his body, focusing on his muscular arms and legs. “Oh, what luck, here I was marching over to join the monsters and a man who is exactly my type walks right into my trap.”

“My arms still work” yelled Ralf, “I’ll make you work for your meal” but the Ogre seemed to become more eager instead of intimidated and fixed her lustful gaze on his crotch. “The hell are you looking at with that pervy face? Don’t look” Ralf said as he realized what kind of expression he was being given.

“Aww, you’re shy. No need to hide yourself.” The Ogre grabbed his wrists and moved them out of the way.


“Damnit don’t look at me like that you bitch” though bound, Ralf tried to strike at the Ogre in any way he could but unable to form a proper stance, he couldn’t so much as graze her.

“I have a name, it’s Isereg so that you know what to scream.” Isereg buried her head in Ralf’s crotch, taking deep breaths of his manly scent. “Oh, yes, I can’t get enough of this. Do you see how excited this makes me?” The Ogre pulled off her loincloth, proudly showing off her wet pussy.

Ralf cast her gaze downwards, his eyes widening at the sight of her pussy, slick with juices and clit erect. “Wh-what the fuck are you… showing that off for?”

“Your amazing smell is turning me on, and this is the result. Come on, your turn.” Isereg grabbed his pants and yanked them upward, showing his erect cock. “Ahh, you like my smell to.”

“Absolutely not, it’s gross and stinks, don’t bring that thing nearer.”

>>31953185
“Oh, I like your attitude, it gets me hot” Isereg said, drooling on herself and getting closer. She edged her pussy closer towards Ralf’s face, rubbing her pussy against his cheek. “That’s nice. Oh, sorry, I’m being selfish, I shouldn’t receive without giving.” Isereg rubbed her face against Ralf’s cock, poking her face with the glans of his cock. “Human skin feels so nice.” Isereg’s pussy get wetter from smelling Ralf until it was dripping juices that were getting smeared onto his face.

“Grr, how long are you going to continue. You’ve gotten yourself off enough, haven’t you?” Ralf shot her a murderous gaze.

“I’m far from satisfied, I want to escalate. Here’s a fun game, I’ll copy your movements. Start licking or you won’t get satisfied.” Isereg opened her mouth and rammed his meat rod down her throat, making muffled moans in pleasure. Then her body went still, her tightness edging him to continue or be left unsatisfied.

“Dammit. I’ll make you regret using me like this. I’ll make you bleed.” Ralf took a deep breath and reached his teeth out to her clit, diverting strength to his jaw.

“Mmph!” Isereg felt the bite, surprised that he would go rough so quickly. She quickly recovered and started sucking his cock, her cheeks receding into her face.

“What the hell?” Ralf thought. “I’m biting this hard and not even making a dent. Come on, bite through.” He put more strength into his jaw but that only made her suck harder, the stimulation driving him crazy. She shook her hips a little, grinding her clit with his teeth.

Eventually, her sucking made his take his teeth off to gasp. Isereg slid her head back, taking his cock out of her mouth. “More affection than you could take hun? Be a little gentler and I’ll be gentler too.” Isereg thrust his cock down her throat again and then held still, waiting for Ralf to continue.

“Pisses me off to do what this bitch says but she’ll keep torturing me like this until I do. I’ll just have to wait for another opportunity.” Ralf started giving her basic cunnilingus: teasing licks, light sucks, and soft nips that Isereg doubled or even tripled, driving him steadily to rougher and more vigorous acts.

Ralf’s vision suddenly went pure white. He abandoned his ministrations on Isereg’s pussy and started flailing while Isereg continued to suck him off. After what felt like an eternity, Ralf seized his movements, leaving him panting with tears of joy streaming down his face.

Isereg noisily gulped down every droplet of cum he produced. Giggling as she pulled her face off his cock. “I can taste your enjoyment. Let’s continue, I still haven’t cum yet.” She once again filled her throat with his cock, and he resumed his ministrations. Both drank much of each other’s emissions until he passed out. With her husband now unconscious, Isereg cut him down from the trap and bridal carried him to her camp. She still intended to join the Orcs army though now she just wanted pay, no longer needing the chance to find a husband.

>>31926206

>Posting a new story from my set of fapfics that will be published on TFT when I finish. Pastebin won't allow me to make it public probably because of all the rape, though oddly, my consensual oppai loli with human man is allowed. Any criticism?
Ralf was an easy capture, as he was moving into position to ambush the lone Ogre’s camp, he got caught in a snare trap and hung upside down by his leg, dropping his weapon as well and alerting the Ogre with a yell.

The Ogre approached the bound captive, her eyes ran over his body, focusing on his muscular arms and legs. “Oh, what luck, here I was marching over to join the monsters and a man who is exactly my type walks right into my trap.”

“My arms still work” yelled Ralf, “I’ll make you work for your meal” but the Ogre seemed to become more eager instead of intimidated and fixed her lustful gaze on his crotch. “The hell are you looking at with that pervy face? Don’t look” Ralf said as he realized what kind of expression he was being given.

“Aww, you’re shy. No need to hide yourself.” The Ogre grabbed his wrists and moved them out of the way.

“Damnit don’t look at me like that you bitch” though bound, Ralf tried to strike at the Ogre in any way he could but unable to form a proper stance, he couldn’t so much as graze her.

“I have a name, it’s Isereg so that you know what to scream.” Isereg buried her head in Ralf’s crotch, taking deep breaths of his manly scent. “Oh, yes, I can’t get enough of this. Do you see how excited this makes me?” The Ogre pulled off her loincloth, proudly showing off her wet pussy.

Ralf cast his gaze downwards, his eyes widening at the sight of her pussy, slick with juices and clit erect. “Wh-what the fuck are you… showing that off for?”

“Your amazing smell is turning me on, and this is the result. Come on, your turn.” Isereg grabbed his pants and yanked them upward, showing his erect cock. “Ahh, you like my smell to.”

“Absolutely not, it’s gross and stinks, don’t bring that thing nearer.”

>>31953343
“Oh, I like your attitude, it gets me hot” Isereg said, drooling on herself and getting closer. She edged her pussy closer towards Ralf’s face, rubbing her pussy against his cheek. “That’s nice. Oh, sorry, I’m being selfish, I shouldn’t receive without giving.” Isereg rubbed her face against Ralf’s cock, poking her face with the glans of his cock. “Human skin feels so nice.” Isereg’s pussy get wetter from smelling Ralf until it was dripping juices that were getting smeared onto his face.

“Grr, how long are you going to continue. You’ve gotten yourself off enough, haven’t you?” Ralf shot her a murderous gaze.

“I’m far from satisfied, I want to escalate. Here’s a fun game, I’ll copy your movements. Start licking or you won’t get satisfied.” Isereg opened her mouth and rammed his meat rod down her throat, making muffled moans in pleasure. Then her body went still, her tightness edging him to continue or be left unsatisfied.

“Dammit. I’ll make you regret using me like this. I’ll make you bleed.” Ralf took a deep breath and reached his teeth out to her clit, diverting strength to his jaw.

“Mmph!” Isereg felt the bite, surprised that he would go rough so quickly. She quickly recovered and started sucking his cock, her cheeks receding into her face.

“What the hell?” Ralf thought. “I’m biting this hard and not even making a dent. Come on, bite through.” He put more strength into his jaw but that only made her suck harder, the stimulation driving him crazy. She shook her hips a little, grinding her clit with his teeth.

Eventually, her sucking made his take his teeth off to gasp. Isereg slid her head back, taking his cock out of her mouth. “More affection than you could take hun? Be a little gentler and I’ll be gentler too.” Isereg thrust his cock down her throat again and then held still, waiting for Ralf to continue.

“Pisses me off to do what this bitch says but she’ll keep torturing me like this until I do. I’ll just have to wait for another opportunity.” Ralf started giving her basic cunnilingus: teasing licks, light sucks, and soft nips that Isereg doubled or even tripled, driving him steadily to rougher and more vigorous acts.

Ralf’s vision suddenly went pure white. He abandoned his ministrations on Isereg’s pussy and started flailing while Isereg continued to suck him off. After what felt like an eternity, Ralf seized his movements, leaving him panting with tears of joy streaming down his face.

Isereg noisily gulped down every droplet of cum he produced. Giggling as she pulled her face off his cock. “I can taste your enjoyment. Let’s continue, I still haven’t cum yet.” She once again filled her throat with his cock, and he resumed his ministrations. Both drank much of each other’s emissions until he passed out. With her husband now unconscious, Isereg cut him down from the trap and bridal carried him to her camp. She still intended to join the Orcs army though now she just wanted pay, no longer needing the chance to find a husband.

>>31926206

>>31933654
makes me think of the moth girls from that cg godzilla world trilogy and how utterly fucking retarded the ending was
>get moth girl pussy
>impregnate moth girl pussy and have a simple life
>I CAN'T LIVE WITH NOT BEATING A MOUNTAIN OF A MONSTER TIME FOR SUICIDE

>>31953607
kot, now in purple flavor

>>31953880
What does purple taste like?

>>31954728
Purpleberry

>>31955351
Bort

>>31952844

When it comes to Kiara, the only sensible thing to do is run. Run and don't look back. Don't let her anywhere near your dick.

>>31954728
gRape

Big monsters are the best monsters

>>31953607
You shouldn't encourage her.

Bunyips come in many forms!

>>31948397
ANY slime?

>>31955868
Especially that kind of slime.

>>31946797
In a superior society: very common

>>31956368
I don't look people in the eyes.

>>31956368
*puts a blindfold on her*

Will mamonobama fix my horribly neglected teeth or do I need an appointment with Greila's sabbath?

Trust foxes they’re the only monster that can fight their urges

>>31956969
My waifu is pretty tame. Also, never trust foxes.

What would be a way for a monster to genuinely rape you?

>>31952590
I would, but I’m having trouble trying to sleep. https://youtube.com/watch?v=TCbd4iC5I8A

>>31957103
Be a lone human male traveling through the monster girl neighborhood at night

>>31956969
I can help foxes fight their urges.

>you're getting your blood sucked and there's nothing you can do to stop it!

>>31957663
stupid sexy bugs

>>31957663
You can suck on a ball gag instead!

>>31957663
Spider wife protects me from bloodsucker bullies.

>my post up the thread got nuked
Dafuq

Self-mofu

>>31957663
Bold words for someone whose head is in the pike distance.

>>31957329
What's it like being with a fox in a box?

>>31958512
>pike
Slapping someone with a fish is rude

Have a drink anons
Shit might be rough, but at least we get to shitpost right?

>>31959337
Fun fact: sometimes I go diving and find sleeping pikes. Touching them is funny because they disappear into the distance so fucking fast
Like you wouldn't believe how quick a fish can be

Would you go adventuring with a human?

>>31959451
I am now picturing anon spooking sleeping mermaids

>>31959570
Initially.

>>31959605
>KYAAAA HENTAI!
Yes, that sounds fun. And then one fatal day he touches a sleeping Ryu's reverse scale

You fools, it's spreading! The corruption has made it the farmlands!

>>31959737
You wizards are just being paranoid!

>>31956969

>mofu fighting her heat cycle urges

Why contain it...? S'cool

>>31926291
>anons get butthurt thinking about their daughters being treated in the same way they treat others

Sheep plant must of been when old writers were dubling down on the cocaine medicne

>>31930576
>ask question
>tell the answer to fuck off
brainlet

>>31959861
Hey I answered positively but my post got 404'd. Absolutely scandalized.

>>31959861
I believe Anons who would be okay with their loli daughteru getting lewded are not the ones that lewd lolis themselves.

>>31960029
*wouldn't, damn

>>31959570
not unless it involved aquatic stuff and came with the likelihood they get corrupted into something fishy

>>31959570
Actual spoiler for the game
But was that particular human never human to begin with?

How do I get the news out that mom retired from the evil vampire overlord gig and left for summer home with dad leaving me to inherit the castle so that adventurers can stop kicking down my door calling me a monster despite being as human as them

SO SHE SAID "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM BABY"
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW WELL MAYBE I'M IN LOVE