/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I Love Ina!

>>31932342
I love Ina too!

FITNESS/ATHLETIC RANKINGS HOLOEN
1. Mori Calliope
Skill 8/10
Strength 10/10
Endurance 9/10
Recovery 10/10

Mori has worked multiple jobs, has gone for days without sleep (40h+), and is capable of swinging a 300lb scythe without breaking a sweat. As such, her endurance, recovery, and strength are highly ranked.
Her skill is above-average, as she is capable of fine eye-hand coordination and has a history of playing pick-up basketball. It is not up-to-par with her other athletic parameters, however.

1. Gawr Gura (TIED)
Skill 3/10
Strength 8/10
Endurance 15/10 (limit broken)
Recovery 9/10

The shark of holoEN demonstrates some genetic freak-of-nature athletic capacities. For one, she is strong enough to compress her extremely heavy ring-fit ring with relative ease.
Second of all, she is capable of heavy lifting of certain objects such as a vacuum cleaner.
She also demonstrates ridiculously high levels of stamina and endurance, as she is capable of taking on RFA level 30 with ease - and barely panting afterwards.
Her recovery is remarkable as well. She was capable of doing yoga RFA less than 14 hours after her first RFA stream - with little to no DOMS.
She only struggles with skill - she has no history of playing any organized sport and seems to be fairly airheaded when it comes to eye-hand coordination, reaction time based tasks, etc.

3. Watson Amelia
Skill 8/10
Strength 10/10
Endurance 8/10
Recovery 5/10

Evaluation of Amelia Watson's athletic performance is reserved until more evidence of it is available, though an initial prognosis is made here.
She appears to be highly skilled - capable of constructing sofa's and other IKEA furniture from scratch. Though this is an easy feat for men, it is difficult for women due to their lack of spatial awareness and processing. She demonstrates remarkable eye-hand coordination and reaction time, with her performance in FPS games.
To be able to carry Sofa's and other furniture by herself also elucidates her remarkable strength.
Stamina is rated fairly high, purely from the standpoint that she can sustain long streaming periods. Though an RFA barometer is necessary to derive a more precise estimate. Recovery is decent to average, as she often takes breaks between streaming.

3. (Tied) Takanashi Kiara
Skill 9/10
Strength 7/10
Endurance 10/10
Recovery 5/10

Kiara is extremely skilled, having engaged in pro-wrestling in the MEN's league. This also suggests, therefore, that her strength statistic must be significantly above average as well.
Like Amelia, she streams a lot and likely has very high stamina - though she takes breaks often to recover and regenerate. Until she does an RFA stream, no accurate estimates can be made on her recovery and endurance statistic.

5. Ninomae Ina'nis
Skill 15/10 [LIMIT BROKEN]
Strength 1/10
Endurance 0/10
Recovery 0/10

By inferential reasoning, one can extrapolate her immense levels of talent in drawing (which relies on precise motor movements, a keen and reactive visual perception, and a fast-twitch muscle reaction) to any skill-based athletic task.
Unfortunately, she is extremely out of shape. She lasts for about 7 minutes on RFA, she's gassed from running around her house for 5 minutes, and she wants to take a nap immediately after eating some takoyaki which was immediately after her waking up from another nap.
Her strength statistic is also by far the lowest in holoEN. She appears to only be capable in lifting a pencil at most.

I'm open to any arguments you may propose towards these rankings.

35p EXPLAIN WHY MIKO LIKED THIS

Ina in one hour!

>>31932342
INA IS STREAMING IN AN HOUR
END THE THREAD ALREADY

>>31932342
I love Ina too!

Thread got image capped, so it’s late. Oh well.

Gura loves you!

Fertility & Youth

when you put your dick inside her

https://youtu.be/PAgTBXeICmE?t=734

>>31932356
I guess she's hungry for some meat.

is this... the (no) one?

>>31932356
i don't see any men in the picture

>>31932342
I think Ina is a dumb whore gook that has no remarkable talents in life besides drawing and should graduate.

Here are your numbers for today.

*Today's numbers are dedicated to the memory of Takodachis who are about to ink themselves to death in about an hour*

>>31932295
wtf are you talking about?

>supposed to be a badass rapping grim reaper
>is actually a huge dork which generates cringe at levels never seen before
Is this the biggest miscast in Hololive history?
I love it

>>31932342
<3

AME LUSTS FOR THIS WOMB

>>31932377
Cute. I might actually start regularly watching this dork.

How come everyone gives Kiara shit for doing Japanese only streams but when Mori does it it's ok?

Getting comfy with /hlgg/, watching Watame talk to her fans as she thanks them for watching her play Mario Kart 8 and giving her akasupas, while anxiously awaiting the death of a priestess as she expresses the need to get fit and show the world that she has worse stamina than Luna.
So friends, where we at?

Kiara should play Paper Mario TTYD. That's an RPG I would watch beginning to end.

>>31932418

>>31932369
redditgold/10

>>31932342
Hey, me too!

>>31932394
>5430
graduation when?

>>31932394
5430 LOVE!

>>31932394
>22866
Ina...

>>31932369
Nice, I had the same idea.

>High-fructose corn syrup-san
Watame no, you'll get fat!

>"a"
>サメです！
>shaaaaak
>hoocha!
>aw jizz
>ₕᵤhahahaʰᵃʰ
>Oi
>SHAAAAAAAAK!

>>31932353
I would argue that Ina's endurance is 3/10 by virtue of forgoing sleep to complete her Priestess duties. Additionally, her recovery is 15/10 due to only sleeping 3-4 hours most of the time, a habit formed to maintain pace of her Priestess duties.

>>31932401
Towa.....

>>31932394
>5430
Fucking pathetic

>>31932377
why are Mario games so good at making the girls sound like their pussy is getting destroyed.

>>31932411
wtf bro.

>>31932401
that's called gap moe anon

>>31932411
KLAIUS
I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE

>>31932411
So this is why you haven’t aka’d recently

Sasuga Mori sama

>>31932376
Ame x Watson collab when?

>>31932353
Ina waking up from a nap, eating half a sandwich, going "oh man what a day" and immediately going back to sleep is extremely on brand.

>>31932411
this is what no gura does to a mf

>>31932416
Kiara is held to a higher standard.

Deadbeats consider it a win if Mori simply shows up to a stream.

JWU from a coma what did I miss?

>>31932416
No one cares if Kiara does a Japanese only stream, they just disliked when she would interrupt her normal streams to live translate into Japanese, which she doesn't do anymore (for like, months).

anyone else think Reine seemed hella nervous when she called in to talk to Ame during her birthday thing for some reason...?

I love you

>>31932369
UPVOTED

Tell me about Watame. Why does she stream in the middle of the night?

>>31932394
Goshi-san...

>>31932342

INA INA INAA͏̜̣͍̖͈͇͇̣̦̮̦̺͇̩̘̺͈̣͘͝ͅĄ̸̙̘̹͔̬̪̖̯̫́͘͢ͅÀ̛͙͓̠̮̘̻̯̕͟À̬͚͚̜̯͈̟̺̤͍͇̼̩̕

Towa...

I don't understand what caused it, but the sheep is crying.

>>31932401
What if Mori is just pretending to be cringe?

>>31932419
Right here, Ayamebro!

>>31932470
Did you watch the Minecraft stream?
https://streamable.com/ubxhx1
https://streamable.com/4gd5cb
https://streamable.com/hovugn

>>31932458
>that warm message from The Pride
Every time.

>>31932477
She just woke up, and never spoke to her before.

>>31932477
Nah we all thought she sounded fine

>>31932458
What the fuck anon this shouldn't have made me laugh.

>>31932490
Essentially the same reason Ina's cried multiple times.

>>31932411
glad you moved on klaus

Sexy brat..

>>31932504
Do you think gura sounded depressed in her last stream?

>>31932369

>>31932394
>98k
>next to 5,4k (five thousand four hundred letter kay)
Jesus fucking christ get it together.

>>31932342
I love Ina too!

>>31932498
>first two
Does she do this on purpose?

>>31932411
Fuck you klaius draw a gura lewd already

>>31932530
Yes Gura sounded super happy and content with life

>>31932511
Happy tears? I'm fine with that then.

>>31932458
>Nigger of Nippon
Of course

>>31932491
everytime...

>>31932491

So wait, is the Coco / Sora shitpost review seperate from Coco's planned JP meme review? I'm guess yes but it was a little unclear.

Do not click the spoiler.
DO NOT.

>>31932544
Unironically if Klaius drew lewd fan art I would stop klaiusposting and kneel

>>31932539
In context? No. But she's a very lewd girl in spirit, whether she knows it or not.

>>31932490
Isn't that kind of her gimmick?

>>31932545
Basically. She's talking about how her chat really helped her through rough times after somebody sent in a SC basically saying the same thing about her and she got emotional thinking about it.

>>31932356
>5 pronged fork
Japs...

>>31932547
Everyone but Mori visited her too, I think that was a record.

>>31932564
mr anonymous....

>>31932401
Negro the presentation slide had "Gap" on it.
Hololive doesnt miscast. They cast maji tenshi towa as a devil and hikki tomboy kanata as a healing popular-in-school angel. This is intentional.

>>31932531
>wojak
>phone poster
kys

https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1347594556175384576

Is it wise for Coco, the Holo with the most antis, to post a schedule?

>>31932342
Ina doesn't love you!

>>31932564
Seems like it is, would be weird to bring Sora on to review JP memes.

>>31932564
Your spoiler reps bro...

>>31932356
This makes my sausage the lightning sausage.

>>31932369
>>31932531
Based

>>31932593
>wojak
Oh god I'm so fucking old.

>>31932468
ok this was a hard sell

>>31932477
>FOR SOME REASON

>FIRST TIME MEETING HER
>ON PUBLIC BROADCAST
>TECHNICAL FIRST ID2 COLLAB WITH EN
>AME IS MASSIVELY POPULAR
>BIRB 2.0 IS AN HOMEOWNERSHIP INDOG
>IT WASNT AN EATING STREAM SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY

>>31932567
Better get your knees ready, bro, he lurks here.

>>31932614
I love you Klaius

Love Nenechi.

>>31932595
They'll be on time instead of 5 min late. Shouldn't matter.

>>31932593
>>wojak
????

>>31932595
Yes I wish all the jp girls would post schedules.

>>31932614
If he lurks here then he should stop getting bent over by dudul

>>31932593
>wojak
You need to be older than 18 to post on this website

>>31932596
Oh no
Normal girl ina is cute

>>31932595
You can't give in to terrorism

You bought Ame's birthday merch right anon? Should I get Coco's buttplug tail too?

>Ahoy! Overseas sexy guys!
>January 9, from 1 PM JST!
>I'm finally going to reveal the results of the meme contest I created last year!
>I'm so thankful for you overseas sexy guys
>The memes were incredibly unique and I'd love it if everyone could check them out!
Source is reddit.

Just so you guys know, 5ch is basically worthless right now, and probably will be for a long, long time.
It's nothing but "SHE'S FUCKING HERE" posting. Pekora lives rent free in their heads.

Fat cat! FAT CAT!

>>31932655
>Unique
She means they're shit, doesn't she?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OELq-ji7ZVY
Don't call her smelly, she takes a shower everyday now!

>>31932655
Marine unironically has a massive hard-on for her reddit fans.

>>31932661
Fat dick in the fat cat

>>31932658
Imagine if Gura messed up and showed 4chan on her screen.

are takofags the most annoying group on /hlgg/?
teamates - do their own thing, don’t shit up the chat
chumbuds- don’t exist anymore
doxbrapps - very few left, most of them just dox their oshis roommate
KFP - nothing but positive chimkin? Ritualposts

meanwhile takofags
>annoying numberfags
>shit up the thread with tribal wars
>inamefags
>won’t shut up about their oshi even though her nasally voice is annoying as fuck
>MUH QUEEN OF VIEWER RETENTION LOOK AT HER VIEWER RETENTION ERMAHGADDDD
>MUH TAKODACHI RITUAL POST WITH IMAGE OF TAKODACHI UAHAAHHA FUNNY and original
>MUH PROFESSIONAL ARTIST excuse for her lack of streaming
>spamming threads with shitty ritualposts of I love Ina
>WHY SINT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT INA OU MY GOD INA...
>only EN faction that has /hlg/dogfuckers which is why they shit up the thread whenever Ina streams
shut the fuck up please

>>31932564
>it got bigge-

>>31932564
It's for Reddit, so it's definitely not gonna be the JP meme review. The better question is who is gonna be on? Remember that the whole show relies on Coco explaining the memes to them, so Kiara and the ID that know Japanese are probably out.

>>31932658
what happened

>minecraft pros in comments telling gura she did good in the last stream
even with her shitty chat chumbuds are okay

>>31932491
Why does this make me feel actual pain in my heart, I haven't felt that in years

Why is Pekora's recent stream private?

>>31932628
Same.

>>31932667
I shouldn't be this aroused.

>>31932670
She got a ton of views for her Gura meme video and got a huge spike for her outfit reveal after she posted about it on reddit, not a surprise.

>>31932673
A rare anti post against ina

>>31932593
>wojak
Jesus Christ. Finish high school first before posting.

>>31932595
We don't negotiate with terrorists.

>>31932666
I checked some of them and there were some really good ones, I'll be honest. But most of them use copyright material so we probably wont see them.

>>31932491
Please for the love of God stop posting this it's physically hurting me...it is really nice though...

>>31932625
Not him, sorry, I've even explicitly called him out for being a faggot when he sperged. The nigger needs to stop being so obvious when he posts.

>>31932636
If he can stop samefacing and start doing lewds? That might help. But dudul is a fucking animation oldfag who got back into his artform through Gura, its kind of unfair to compare the two.

>>31932435
and then the kusogaki pack
>are you frustrated?
>but Im cute!
>uhhh dum dududum dudu dudududumm
>HELP MEEE WHAT DO I DOOO
>why would I do that?

>>31932689
See >>31932658

>>31932567
Wouldn't doubt that he has a few, at least one, stashed away on his computer or something.

>>31932673
Ina antis are the worst group

>>31932680
>go and check
>everyone is telling her she did fine and that they don’t mind the dead air at all
Sometimes chumbuds are ok..

>>31932705
So is the main submission link on Reddit? I kinda want to check some of them out now

>>31932488
From where is this?

>>31932673
Nia...

>>31932673
ogey

>>31932477
Reine sounds nervous when she talks, that's how her voice sounds

>>31932435
HOW is she so FUCKING cute

What did peko do now?

>>31932593
>wojak
This has to be a falseflag.

>>31932673
meds

>>31932658
>>31932713
So she somehow directly confirmed she's on 5ch?

>>31932747
she's THERE

>>31932689
>>31932658
I’m assuming Pekora accidentally showed a tab/thread of 5ch during her stream or something

>>31932439
Why do you think Peach hangs out with a short balding plumber? Mario is the prototype NTR antagonist. His skill at plumbing those pipes is so insane it doesn't matter that he's a fat old man.

>>31932673
t. ikadachi

>>31932595
Chinks are being murdered left and right, there's still a few hold-outs but the chat is noticably clean as of late.

>>31932468
underrated

>>31932748
We get newfags all the time, don't be surprised when we get actual underage fags.

>>31932673
>takofags
who?

Imagine pregnant Ame's booba.

>>31932753
How did that get confirmed?

gentlemen,
i love takanashi kiara.
your oshi is cool too

>>31932751
>>31932755
Showed her browser home page, one of the pips that hotlinks you to a regularly visited site was 5ch

>>31932747
https://exhentai.org/g/1820549/cb96b6734b/

I'm a teamate but I'm having a hard time deciding between Amelia's watchalong or Mori's. I've never seen The Room and I've never watched a movie with Mori before. For once I'm pained by an overlap.

>>31932667
I want Ame to sit on my face after a 9 hours stream.

>>31932779
She leaked her boyfriends social media and her 5ch tab

>>31932779

>>31932673
Ika...

Why was anya's Phasmophobia video deleted?
Did she take it down herself because it was it was just so scuffed.

Nacho mama likes pineapple on pizza

>>31932723
I know that the "3 seconds of dead air" is a radio meme meant to encourage personalities to maintain SOME form of noise, but it's honestly far from being bad when coupled with a visual. Any of the girls just silently playing and enjoying themselves would be good; having them naturally respond to chat as they do things would make it best. It's primarily why Ina's MC streams are so comfy as she doesn't force herself to actually talk.

>>31932593
>wojak
How new?

>>31932658
Been gone for a while but I've heard about this, any good screencaps from 5ch come from it?

>>31932779
>>31932755

>>31932776
Imagine pregnant Ina with big booba.

>>31932658
w-what happened?

>>31932658
they have some reasons now

clap clap

>>31932673
Ina being the most loved in /hlg/ does make me suspicious of them. Prime example is your post you dogfucker.

>>31932589
Why does gap more work, anyway?

>>31932798
SHE'S

>>31932498
>That third one
I was listening to that stream with another tab open so I had no idea that Gura had died right then. That's kind of hilarious.

>>31932419
Fuck me, I keep fucking seeing it.

>>31932649
>Adblock turned off
>Superchat every week
>membered
>bought the artbook
>bought the merch
>paying for my internet service
>legally bought my PC from a store
>bought snacks for Journey
AME LOVE

>>31932783
Yeah Kiara is cool!

>>31932671
I would be more surpprise at gura managing to show a browser window while being this extremely paranoid about her stream than i would be about her visiting 4chan.

>>31932673
Despite the entire post being wrong, I'm actually surprised that someone even tried to anti-post Ina and takodachis when the biggest thing said about them here is "where are they".

>>31932805
Holy shit

>>31932658
I wanna see their funniest shitposting about it though.

Hey retards im not capable of thinking for myself.

Posting those stupid shitposts from last thread on twitter, yes or no?

>>31932805
>>31932798
what im i looking at

>>31932723
thing is that no matter how many times they tell her, Gura keeps entering that anxiety spiral

>>31932798
HERE

>>31932751
Imagine if one of the girls screwed up and showed a pin to /hlgg/ on their browser

Is it normal to have learned to brush your tongue?
I say this because up until Guras meatloaf stream, I’ve never brushed my tongue. Apparently though it’s common knowledge - which makes me wonder what my parents taught me when I was a kid.
Started brushing my tongue and my breath isn’t shit for the first time in nearly 2 decades.

>>31932818
Anon, no.

>>31932783
>too
huh?

What the fuck, Reine's English is really good. I've been mostly ignoring ID, what's up with her? Is she an expat or something? Immigrant parents?

>>31932658
lol like a mirror

>>31932839

>>31932498
I set it up for sleeping aid but she was screaming like a banshee so I shut it off.

Is gura ok? Did something happen?

>>31932839
Peko's Chrome home page with her frequently visited sites icons.

>>31932838
yes of course

>>31932847
Parents never taught me but I did hear about tongue scrapers which led to me ask why they exist which eventually lead me to finding out people brush the back of their tongue.

This was when I was in high school. So I can guess that people wouldn't know about it

>>31932649
Only the voice packs, I'm not a fan of physical merch that'll cost much more with shipping and takes 2 months to get to me.
Voice packs were pretty good though, hope she does more.

>>31932458
Tweet it a-
>Nigger of Nippon
Aight
>hella yeet
Fucking hell

>>31932839
>>31932862
that's the 5ch logo
spoonfeed for the day

>>31932853
Shes wealthy, so she could afford to do her eigo reps.

>>31932837
You're out of luck. They're just screaming "SHE'S HERE," "YOU'RE PEKORA," "I SEE YOUR TAIL NOUSAGI FUCK," etc.
>>31932838
No, most of them are just oldfag nostalgiaposting. Nothing to gain from possibly introducing the old memes unironically back onto the nromalfags.

>>31932822
based

Cute and funny

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1347638977637937153
Are you guys ready?

>>31932805
I could never imagine a pussy ass EN showing their browser window like this. Why did we get stuck with cowards?

>>31932468
I cannot fucking believe Mori trapped the totality of the human divine stuff into an infinite plane of suffering and decay and is pretending to be the universal creator in lieu of the Monad to spite Sophia and the rest of the First Creation.
The audacity of the nigger of nippon jesus fucking christ graduation when.

>>31932491
Oh, is it “make anon feel lonely” time?
>be anon
>fresh out of work on a chilly friday night
>excited because you get to finally hang out with your friend gura
>take out your phone and call her up
>"hey, gura! i just got out."
>...
>"g-gura?"
>o-oh! sorry, i was just... whats up, anon?
>"you sound kind of out of it. you good?"
>...its...
>theres hesitation in her voice
>...its been a long day, is all. oh, god, huaha, im getting all sad, im sorry, being stupid again...
>"you know, we can cancel, if-"
>no, no! im fine, seriously. i think i just need to lay back and relax the, uh, the ol tail fin a bit. awwww yis!
>she giggles, and to your relief, it sounds genuine
>"heh... alright. see you in 20?"
>mhm. *beep*
>still feel a little worried about her and decide to grab her favorite food and hot drink on the way there
>its pretty expensive, but whatever
>as you knock on her door, drink in hand, you wonder if she's really alright
>what if she wasnt?
>what would you be able to even do?
>your thought process is interrupted by the door swinging open
>you have to look slightly down to see the beaming face of gura looking up at you, in her usual lounging blue hoodie and her hair down
>anonnnn! come on in~
>you walk to the kitchen and set her stuff down on the counter while she cleans up the living room, making small talk with you
>"oh, by the way, i got you something to eat."
>you did? lemme see!
>she does an exaggerated cutesy waddle over to you
>her silliness suddenly stops and turns to awe seeing what you got her
>y-you got this for me?
>"yeah. you sounded kind of bummed out, so..."
>...thank you, anon.
>there's a genuine tenderness in her voice
>she walks over and gives you a hug
>thank youuuuu~
>shes never been this physically close before so it catches you off guard
>you slowly hug her back
>"no problem, gura."
>thank you for being a good friend, and for getting me something worth a lot, and...
>you notice her voice is beginning to shake
>and for being there for me, and, and...
>she hugs you tighter
>oh god....
>you hear a teardrop hit the linoleum floor
>time feels like its stopped as you hold her, your brain attempting to catch up to whats happening
>anon, im so scared... i dont know what to do...
>"hey, hey. its alright. im here. whats wrong?"
>...i keep having nightmares. th-there's so many people watching me, like im on a stage in a stadium... so many eyeballs waiting for me to make a mistake... and then they start laughing at me...
>she starts sobbing
>you lightly stroke her hair and try to calm her down as she bawls into your chest
>i cant...i cant even enjoy my karaokes anymore. its like im giving a concert. what if i disappoint people, anon? what if im fuckup?
>"hey, youre not a fuckup. youre having the time of your life doing something you love. if theyre not going to stick around for you just goofing around and having fun, they were never really fans, right?"
>...mhm.
>"alright, how about this. no matter when youre streaming, where youre streaming, im there in the audience. ill always be there for you."
>always?
>"always. and if you ever feel anxious, or scared, or sad, just focus on me, cheering you on, okay?"
>...okay. im depending on you.
>"like you werent depending on me before now?"
>she responds with a giggle
>she finally sounds calmed down, so you stop stroking her head
>...oi. whyd you stop?
>"are you still sad?"
>well, no, but...
>she looks back up at you, fresh red eyes now giving a slightly mischievous but joyful gaze
>i like it when you stroke my head. do it more.
>"but-"
>do it or ill cryyyy again. wahhh, wahhh, big baby gura.
>"alright, jeez. come here."
>as you gently comb through her hair with your fingers she hugs you again, this time in a loving embrace
>you lean in close and breathe in the scent of her hair, a gentle ocean breeze
>she giggles again and holds you so tight it almost hurts
>you never want her to ever let go

>>31932841
Not wrong, but I honestly thought that most of the comments would’ve been minecraft autists giving “advice” and haha le funny dumb shark. I’m surprised that the most liked comments are good ones and not that shit

>>31932868
I already de yabbed it and tweeted
she ignored it

>>31932839
Peko's Chrome homepage has pins for 5ch Youtube board and a numberfag site.

>>31932847
I think how much residue sticks to your tongue varies from person to person, so a lot of people probably don’t have that problem in the first place

>>31932863
She has imposter syndrome, avoidant personality disorder, depression, etc.

>>31932593
don't make me use the z word anon

>>31932863
She burned her peanut butter burger and got sad

>>31932895
No, I'm definitely not. Why does the priestess want me to die in such a shameful manner?

>>31932853
Probably private teachers or some really good school

>>31932898
Ok but if this happened with an EN we'd be fucked, threads would be unusable for months

>>31932863
She unlocked the ability to let herself do chill streams but she had an internal struggle out loud while doing it so chumbuds panicked and antis swooped in for a while. Nothing else changed.

>>31932805
you told me that it's a normal thing for jp holos to browse 5ch and it has been confirmed multiple of times before
why is everyone freaking out

>>31932906
>replace anon with Amelia
>enjoy the ritualpost 50x more

>>31932898
>inb4 Mori shows her browser "accidentally" and it has "gay sex with hats on" tabs

>>31932921
and pregnant

>>31932385
she already graduated anon unlike other retarded uneducated hololive en members

>>31932725
You can check them on the "Contest" flair but do note that stuff from Kiara's re-debut contest also got mixed in
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/search?q=flair_name%3A"Contest"&restrict_sr=1&t=year

>>31932901
REJOINING WITH THE DIVINE SOON, FUCK MORI AND FUCK THE MATERIAL
NIGGER OF NIPPON SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM HOLOLIVE GNOSTIC GENERAL RIGHT NOW

>>31932811
>sneaked

>>31932932
Risu didn't destroy the board and we pretty much know that Mori has been here at least once.

Gura clicked her tongue at chat last night and it was the hottest thing ever

How we holding up takos? The anticipation is killing me

>>31932950
kek

>>31932691
that's my semen in there

>>31932847
You don't really need to scrape your tongue. If you use mouthwash, floss, and brush, you're already more than perfect. Tongue-scrapers are for people who have minor reactions to foods or have some conditions which cause fuzzy buildup.

>>31932353
Ame walks a lot with her pets too, so that's a point.

Gura is an interesting person, I believe that Gura suffers from avoidant personality disorder and as such it is what causes her to ghost her fans and even her friends and/or family (based on the way she talks about her family, does not seem like she talks to them). Here is my analysis.

>Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by feelings of extreme social inhibition, inadequacy, and sensitivity to negative criticism and rejection. Yet the symptoms involve more than simply being shy or socially awkward. Avoidant personality disorder causes significant problems that affect the ability to interact with others and maintain relationships in day-to-day life.

>Extreme social inhibition

Gura is a literal NEET who is only successful because she’s talented, cute and funny (fair enough) but no one can deny that she is a neet, she literally grew up on the internet.

>inadequacy

Gura constantly feels inadequate about herself, it is getting to the point where she admitted that she couldn’t even breathe during her Christmas karaoke near the end because she couldnt handle the pressure. Despite streaming for months, doing multiple successful karaokes and being praised by literally everyone even the faggots on this board, Gura still cannot see herself as a good singer. This is probably why she hasn’t released an original song yet, or any covers.

>sensitive to negative criticism and rejection

Despite being a highly successful individual (by hololive audition standards), Gura redid her audition an absurd amount of times because she was scared of failure. Furthermore, Gura constantly downplays her intelligence and calls herself stupid at any chance she gets. This is a self defence mechanism, if you downplay yourself and believe you are inferior then you can deal with negative criticism since you will always put yourself below other people’s standards.

>ability to interact with others and maintain relationships in day to day life

Whether it’s her own fans or her family, Gura struggles to maintain those relationships. We know by her own admission that she ghosts the EN discord because enma has to scold her for ignoring messages. Gura struggles to maintain even the most basic relationships, and this is the most telling aspect of her that makes me think she has avoidant personality disorder. I hope she can get the help she needs and deserves.

>>31932914
>and a numberfag site.
Seriously?

>>31932959
Sneak, snake, snaken?

>>31932960
What’s the most decisive evidence you’ve seen?

>>31932818
Oh fuck

>>31932838
Why the fuck not, go for it.

>>31932839
Confirmation that Pekora was feeding the Jay rrat to 5ch

>>31932973
she’s got more of a schizoid PD

>>31932978
Don't fucking start this timeloop again I swear to God

WAH

>>31932960
kiara being here wouldn't be the biggest suprise
ame's would be more of a "HOLY CRAP anyway"
ina and gura would be a big suprise,

>>31932973
>I posted it again XD

It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

REVEAL YOURSELF CHIKIN, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE

>>31932628
Nene better get a superhero costume

I can't stop jerking off to Gura. Ever since she talked about tonic immobility live on stream I've been imagining myself flipping her over and raping her; giving her the baby she's always wanted but couldn't get due to being stuck in idol culture. Afterwards I turn myself in and the doxfags leak that she's been in a major yab when she posts on her FB that she isn't going to abort the baby. Pregoposting is fucking real for awhile and inevitably she not only gives birth but has to breastfeed on stream because she'll always live alone and has no one to help her. The best part is when I get out of prison an

>>31932976
Metal Gear?

>>31932950
I like when there’s a “how to take a screenshot” tab

>>31933008
I'm tired of this stupid song.

>Upgrading my cereal
Looks like the turkey is loosening up and is using her creativity, only took a month. I hope it'll actually be good though.

>>31932960
There's a difference between pretty much knowing an EN is here and an EN literally showing that they're here on-stream. Just a reddit post alluding to 4chan on Kiara's redebut caused a colossal shitshow on its own.

>>31932973
You've posted this rrat already. I don't think we have enough data or necessary expertise to diagnose her or any other holo.

The funny shark

CAM ON IKADACHIS
COUNT THE VOTES
http://poal.me/5prdbq
http://poal.me/5prdbq
http://poal.me/5prdbq

>>31932906
>replace anon with 2003 Honda Civic
>greentext makes no sense
Im close to something

>>31932800
probably, it was unwatchable on her part
she said it was fine on her screen, must have been OBS settings on top of having a shit PC
hope she gets sorted out soon

>summary of views for 10 latest vods
Gura
>4.8mil
Pekora
>4.1mil

Ummmmmmmm? Hellooooooo? Nutsuckiiiichamaaa?
What exactly happened here huuuh?? I thought Pekora was supposed to be beating Gura nooo? Isn't Gooorah reclining?Ahahahaha that is so saad, how will you get out of this I wonder, you incompetent pathetic rabbit brats?

>>31933021
M-me too...

>>31932822
You disgust me you fucking contributor to society

>>31932978
Mori shilled one of her d666 albums on /mu/. She's bragged about how many KLK memes she made on /a/. She made some /utg/ OC. As for these threads specifically, someone posted one of her obscure albums that didn't have a link available anymore and people suspect it was her.

>>31932999
Someone mentioned raiding with N*gu on /vg/'s FFXIV thread and she reeks of old /a/ taste and memes. Spinzaku, for example.

>>31932342
Would you love Ina after her RFA? And would you make love to her after her RFA?

>>31932914
I get that the fanbase reflects the streamer but holy shit is Pekora actually that much of a numberfag?

>>31933021
And?

>>31932853
she's wealthy, she's supposedly living in a mansion and Anya mentioned how she was supposed to study in Australia at some point, but didn't due to some circumstances

>>31932914
Which one of those is a numberfag site?

>>31932334
>3D clussy
AH HELL YEAH

>>31933048
Pretty embarrassing when you consider that Peko streams much more often

>>31932822
cuck

>>31932914
>numberfag site
When will people learn that the streamer always always reflects their fanbase?

>>31933048
international shark

>>31932978
Risu has explicitly said she's here

>>31932945
They are even less subtle about it then Mori, but those are still rrats. I believe this is the first time a holo actually leaked a fucknig 5ch tab.

https://youtu.be/CN-xqmdNEDk

CAM ON INA PLAY BASTION AND TRANSISTOR!!!!!!!!!!!

https://streamable.com/m7r8mp
s-stupid sexy z-zombo...

>>31933021
>type this
>gets shot in the back of the head by Ame
>Ame reads post
>"h-hot"
>fills captcha and posts anyways

>>31932661
fatto catto!

finga shotto!

Since she couldnt stream today properly, give this cute angel a listen https://streamable.com/usc7fk

>>31932491
Did ame see that?

>>31933021
AND?!

>>31933048
excuse me? the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?
you do realize that pe-san's numbers were PURPOSEFULLY CRIPPLED by one of her yakuza 0 streams WHERE SHE HAD TO RESTART THE STREAM 3 TIMES, SWEATY.
if you exclude that stream and it's duplicates and just count the other vods, Pe-san wins and it's not even close.
fuck off stupid EOP. you'll never be japanese.

>>31932847
I was never taught but tried it once and it changed my life, probably because I have a gnarled, fuzzy tongue

>>31932334
CAM OM WAHTSON STAT A FAKKIN STREAM

>>31933021
>he never got out of prison

>>31932863
not everyone can be 100% happy 100% of the time

>>31932673
Meanwhile...

>>31932914
>>31933066
>>31933080
https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/trend/
Upper right pin

>>31932593
Did your mom take your phone?

>>31933048
English is lingua franca that alone opens your market to at least 1-2 billion people. Gura is also new. It is funny however because Gura's latest video was 3 hours of no progress at all in Minecraft.

marriage with kiara!

>>31933048
A huge chunk of Pekora's viewers are from Japan, meanwhile Gura is a worldwide phenomenon and has fans all across the globe. Meaning that: the reason why Gura gets more VOD views despite raking in less concurrent viewers during streams compared to Pekora, is because fans who live in terrible timezones (such as EU, who constantly have to watch or skip Gura streams at 2 to 5 am) come back to watch them.
But well, that's my theory. If anyone else has a more logical explanation to this I'm willing to lend an ear.

>>31933063
>>31932978
Oh, and Mori keeps using the term "narrative" in the exact way we do.

Worried

>>31933104
The tomboyish laugh afterwards is icing on the cake.

>>31933124
Ah, that one.

>>31932342
Hey, me too!

>>31933063
Mori is definitely aware of this place, I’d be surprised if she wasn’t considering her history on the internet.

Baby check

>>31933129
Calli, pls.

>>31933135
>A huge chunk of Pekora's viewers are from Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdmYDCYuizs

>>31932976
snook

>>31933124
Holy shit fucking numberfags imitate the streamer

>>31932914
now it makes sense that anon comparing pekora numbers with gura

Sending it now.

Do you think Kiara's shlicked it to Mamaloni's other twitter?

>>31933129
Caring for Kiara!
Having half a dozen kids with Kiara!

>>31933112
>VOD numbers
>Crippled because split streams

I don't know if that's how it works.

>>31933104
She definitely had some experience saying that. You can tell she's an "experienced" girl.

>H-HoloEN will be the death of Hololive!
Kneel.

>>31933165
100%

>>31932342

>>31932959
Sneaked is correct, actually.

>>31933124
So this is why nousagis won’t shut the fuck up about numbers, their fucking oshi is a numberfag too

Is this Ina's first RFA stream?

>>31933139
Ina will be fine, takodachi. She can always turn difficulty down if needed.

>29 mins left

>>31932673
do you need the bullet again, ikadachi?

>>31933164
Nice, it captures the essence of the original.

>>31933112
is that ironic or huge cope?

>>31933164
well done, anon

>>31933104
A good girl with a heavy incest fetish that makes rape jokes for pickup lines. I'd be glad to be her dad and indulge in her fetish.

The greatest time of day is almost here.

>>31933157
That's just numbers from a poll she posted, not her actual demographics breakdown.

>>31933164
good job anon, saved

>>31933189
Yeah, instead of 5 minutes on difficulty 6, she'll last 15 on 1.

>>31933164
>making fun of her paypigs
Let’s see if she likes it

>>31933164
Ah, so it was you asking what a RON sc looks like? Sorry I don't have any of the headtaker's on me.
nice touch with spaghetti my dude

>>31933157

>>31933139
Worry about us fellow Takodachi. We're not gonna survive this one.

>>31933066
Read up on her NND history. This makes perfect sense.

>>31933164
made me kek

Aya~

>>31932673
You Ikadachis need to fuck off already jesus christ.

>>31933185
Snuck on this!

>>31932986
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>31933192
Please god let everything go alright and Ina does her ring fit

Since Ina is the first to play RFA after Gura what are the odds of her joining the stream to be a brat?

>>31932673
who?

>>31933157
Anon, not every kaigai-niki sits through an entire stream of Pekora speaking in moon language. Her foreign audience is full of clipfags.

>>31932973
i'm sure it'll help when she sees you analyzing her like a lab rat

>>31933242
Shut up ame

>>31933048
>>31933112
If you guys are numberfagging, I hope you know you're being watched by other parts of the internet, and they're judging you.

>>31933226

>>31933021
this poor anon chummed himself to death...

>>31933164
Wait, what tags do I put?

>>31933185
https://youtu.be/PJVNzwTnfbk

>>31933048
uhhh nutsacks?

>>31933167
>half a dozen
I won't settle for anything less than a soccer team.

>>31933226
syte?

>>31932945
Because EOPs think 5ch and 4chan are comparable because they have similar names and are forks of the same site.
5ch is Japan's reddit but with anti-korean racists sprinkled about. An actor or politician can say they use 2ch on air and at worst they'll be quirky and relatable, like Elon Musk with reddit.
If any public person in the west admitted to using forechan in 2021 they'd be removed from the internet before the end of the week.

>>31933264
#callillust #callioP i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
I won't respect any hololive girl until one of them can sing like this

>>31933112
Restarting the stream three times tripled her numbers.
Also, who the fuck wants to be Japanese? Dying island with a dying economy and dying people.

what this

I don't understand. Nobody in KFP numberfags, so why is everybody saying the viewers reflect the streamer?

Amelia, stop!

>>31932394
everyone's bullying 5.4k but the small numbers are much rarer and more precious than the six digit ones

>>31933218
Why don't takos have confidence in their oshi? Chumbuds doubted Gura and she BTFO'd them with her supreme physique. Ina might surprise you and herself. Instead of concernfagging, be supportive!

>>31933275
Her first JP collab

Ina... Ina... Inaaaa....

>>31933252
Not my fault Gura puts herself on the internet to be analyzed.

>>31933157
I want the ENs to do this, I'm interested in their demographics.

>>31932847
Usually people forget about that part of teeth brushing because it makes them nauseous, you should always do it from now on to prevent halitosis and shits like that
t.dentist

>>31933257
.........
How many parts are we talking about? How many posts per hour?

Has any holo ever sung this https://youtu.be/NAnmu4rj5sk before

https://youtu.be/ZLYmRRfjngc

CAM ON MORI, PLAY HOTLINE MIAMI AND KATANA ZERO ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

>>31933257
>The dude that copied my ritual post got noticed by the Russki bros

I hate it.

>>31933286
But I want to her her moans...

>>31933295
what the fuck

So Ina knows exactly what she's doing, yeah? There's no way that someone who has watched as much Hololive as her isn't intentionally providing some fan service to her takos?

>>31933276
its mostly falseflaggers that are trying to incite kiara vs ina subcount wars.
i doubt that any KFP or Takos actually give a shit who has more subs. right?

>>31933260
Another rrat rejected

https://streamable.com/0qm5b5

>>31933257
>Yes, it's dofiga.
>So akstis.
My sides. I love MTL.

>>31933257
>the traders of numbers are schizos
Based