/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have a very lucky day!

Get in, Anon.

>>31847958
Y-you too.

>>31854949
Where are we going?

>>31847958
I wanna get lucky with Joon!

>>31878769
>Miserable

Do not trust Nurgle-Mammon

>>31845856
Will she let me grope her if i do? If not, not interested.

>>31872840
love yt's Joons

>>31882414
Excellent taste!

Do the drills give her power

>>31874541
I thought you knew.

>>31882709
they help her mine for precious ores

>>31882709
Sorta.

>>31874541
>>31882842
Don't worry about it.

>>31845856
No, also, Jo'on<Remilia.
At least Reimu is useful. Shion is just a leech.

>>31895812
Reimu useful? lmao good one

>>31889895
I'm scared....

>>31845856
yes

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Stop drawing Joon with big breasts, goddammit.

>>32026895
is this better?

>>31845856
>Jew'on

>>32029961
Ju-On

As the biggest Joon fan around (I believe so). I said this is the most accurate and acceptable body typefor Joon: Small, cute, flat chest while still pack a punch. Any other body type is headcanon
Trust me, I research Joon for years

>>32029961
who are you quoting?

She should be hololive vtuber considering how much she loves money

Jo'on's got a Grudge!

>>31878769
I don't get it

>>32051269
joon isn't trashy so no

>>32059904
yeah, if you're considering becoming a vtuber just become a sex worker, it's more dignified

>>32027341
>>32034337
How would Joon react if you mistook her for a little girl and treated her like one?

>>32077606
She'll punch you in the guts

>>32077868
I bet that would look incredibly cute.
Even if it'd be incredibly painful.

>autosage
Oh no! Joon cannot afford any more bumps! She'll have to go accost some gacha whales again!

.

>>32077606
She would get angry but then will forgive you cause she don't just punch people for dumb reasons cause she's a lady. A small lady

>>32078235
It'd be worth the pain, for sure

>>32082968
A very sexy small lady.
She can drain me (and/or my wallet) any day.

>>32087317
You're a big guy

>>32088541
for Joon

>>31896950
as opposed to shion? yeah.

The most DANGEROUS, DISASTROUS, DESPICABLE, DEPLORABLE, DISTRESSFUL, DESTRUCTIVE, DEMANDING, DUBIOUS, DRAINING, DIVINE, DESOLATE, DARING and DAZZLING;
JOON YORIGAMI

>>32119906
Why is she so beautiful bros? You can slap any outfit on her and it would look good

>>31845856
Doing like a thing and it seems this thread is the right place to ask. If Joon was part of the criminal underworld, what would she be?
She has big dick crime energy, so she probably out there doing some shady shit. What do you think?
My best guess would be she would be running all the adult entertainment businesses in town, like as a king pin or something. Not a yakuza, but working with them, probably.

>>32123120
I thought you meant position wise. I somewhat agree.
I see her working the casinos and running chains of businesses meant to sap people of their money. I can see Yachie as Yakuza, so at best, there would be a loose agreement between the two. Of course, Jo'on would be charged for protection. You can't forget that aspect.

>>32123453
I usually think of her as the person who beat the yakuzas up for money

>>32123453
>>32123120
I imagine literally every yakuza gang that run a business would want a goddess like Joon to grace them with her ability. They would even pay her just for her to hang around in their casinos. A goddess whose power is to make people mindlessly spend AND at the same time feel happy about it is the perfect goddess for any business, the spender feel happy, the business also happy, it’s a win-win situation

>>32121844
What if you gave her no outfit?

>>32127349
She still look cute. And classy

>>32051269
last time jo'on did anything stream related it didnt go well.

>>32126873
True, actually. Running Gambling Businesses, maybe hand in hand with the yakuza would make sense. Plus, she can threaten people with her sister. "cooperate or baaaad things start happening to you, got it?"

>>32129256
Scorsese movie about Jo'on rigging casinos with the Italian mob when

Not only she is a chestlet, but also a womanlet!
How could anyone like Jo'on?

>>32132706
You just list out all the good things about her

>>32129604
Jo'on as Dobert Ne Rino and Shion as Poe Jesci

>>32142193
"What? What did you just fucking call me, you cocksucker? You just called me a beggar? I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE REAL FUCKING BEGGAR AROUND HERE MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Shion, Shion, take it easy. The man doesn't know any better."
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENSOKYO BEFORE MY SHOE GOES A MILE UP YOUR ASS!"

What does Joon smell like?

>>32143418
"Give me the fucking name"
"Reimu H"
"Reimu H?"
"Reimu H"
"Reimu H?! You make me shoot a shitton of danmaku to protect that piece of shit, Reimu H?!" YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
Tenshi. Make her take it easy."

>>32144635
Money. She smells like money. That and a hint of perfume.

>>32144635
Are you the one who keep asking about Joon smell in every Joon thread? She smell like nothing, her and Shion are made of aura fire

>>32152897
I haven't seen that. Good to know I'm not the only one interested in Joon's fragrance.
Disappointing answer, though.

>>32156804
Most agree she smell like perfume but without perfume, she's probably don't smell like anything. Goddesses don't sweat or anything like that

>>32144635
Fresh printed money

>>32163455
You know it would be hella weird for a goddess to smell like money right? You guys know what money smell like right?

>>32144635
She smells of perfume

Are you willing to become Joon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=9YexvbkCyxM&feature=emb_logo

>>32181687
Saw this one earlier.
>Are you willing to become Joon
No, but the key word is willing.

>>32181687
Yes

So this is the Jo'on thread?

>>32206762
Yes. If you need anything Joon-related, feel free to ask, we Joon fan would give you just what you asking for

.

What is Joon's favourite watch brand?

>>32215213
Whoever puts the most ounces of gold into it and writes a hefty price she'll pay in fraction due to "connections"

One of the few things I will never understand is fashion and people who pursue it as a career.

>>32231054
Joon is almost TOO fashionable.

>>32242314

>>32242314
More like she tries to be the standard for fashion.

>>32242314

>>32257084
I'd play all the gachas in the world for a chance to lick up and down her butt crack.

>>31854949
I would let her pimp me to her youkai friends.

>>32259615
Dude, cocks have probably been there. Don't do that.
Besides, you don't know where her butt has been.

>>32266092
that makes it even better

I want to empty Jo'on's bank account.
By closing them all without notice.

Uh oh.

>>32290155
oh no

>>32290155
I always knew her drills were fake!

>>32306542
She can even control it

>>32307832
I thought those were spinning in the thumbnail.

gorgeous

Remember, money is not a fetish Jo'on.

paying Shion for Joon's deepest, darkest secrets

Joons Juicy Thighs!

>>32404281
Know it her, she's charging.
How much to look at them?

Do not open

>>32424010
Ok.
What now.

>>32424010
Do not post

>>32378282
What secrets could Joon possibly have

>>32432608
Stealing from old people in nursing homes with Jo'on!
Stealing from the handicapped with Jo'on!
Stealing from homeless people with Jo'on!
Stealing from essential workers during COVID with Jo'on!
Stealing from literal infants with Jo'on!

>>32432680
All of those can be done legally and openly with no repercussion.

>>32432680
Nah, pre-AoCF Joon would have been fine with all of those.
She likely would have stolen from dead people too, if they had anything to take.

>>32404281

Damn, my Joon folder is missing.

Is Joon a loli?

>>32444316
she's a really short woman

>>32444316
She's a smol lady. She's larger than a loli, but still smol.

>>32444316
She is around the same height as Chen, Marisa and Tenshi. I think that's a "yes".

>>32454581
Wow Tenshi is smol. Would've thought she would be bigger

>>32456124
Nope. She's tiny.
I guess the boots give off the illusion that she's tall.

How charismatic is Joon?

What are Joon's ten desires?

>>32467421
Damn, that's a tough one *checks wallet*

Joon pays me to mating press her

>>32479662
Joon's negative interest rates

>>32454581
What surprises me is that Reisen is so small too

I have been wondering, why is it that some choose to spell her name as Jo'on, and others as just Joon?

>>32482552
Pronunciation.
I write it both ways, but I prefer 'on. I forgot the reasoning someone else gave, but it was in one of the Jo'on threads the past 2 months.

>>32482552
When I see it spelled like "Joon," I pronounce it in my head like "June" so I only spell it that way when I'm being silly. Sometimes when I think about her I call her "Junie"

>>32487553
June might be the quintessential name for sarcasm. The joke might not transfer over well though.

>>32482552
The original way Japanese spell her name I think it’s “Jyoon”. Jo’on is the translation and Joon is just like shortened version of it

>>32499199
When you have something like じょ (jyo), it's normally accepted that you can take out the y when you romanize it. You can get jyo on IME if you type just jo

Why did Shion get an official Fumo, but Joon didn't?

What if we get THIS Joon instead

>>32512253
I don't know

>>32512253
Shion managed to get 13th place on the popularity poll the year she debut. Basically she was popular as fuck that year, more than a ton of oldhus, that’s why they decided to make her a fumo

>>32514673
>Shion managed to get 13th place on the popularity poll the year she debut
Where was Jo'on? I don't know how many people liked her given everything that happened in AoCF.

>>32519636
Jo'on's popularity came much later. She seemed niche to begin with

>>32519636
54th place on debut year. Then she jumped to 36th the next year
Then she go back down to 55th last year

>>32520961
Let's make her #1 this year!

>>32524561
I'll vote for her!

>>32524561
>>32526692
That's a daunting task you're seeking to undertake

>>32514673
Where can I find the rest of the results?

How much for a thighjob, Joon?

>>32537576
The official 2hu wiki page documented them all since 2003 to 2019
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/THWiki_Popularity_Poll
Here’s the result of 2020 popularity poll
https://maribelhearn.com/thvote

>>32542631
Hopefully her popularity grows more

Not paying.

>>32553953
I doubt it. She had her chance to grow more when she jumped over 20 places in 2019 but sadly she dropped back to the starting line in 2020. She can only go down from that point, can't help that the WBaWC cast is too overwhelming which kinda push her down in 2020

>>32554044
Your loss then.

>>32561937
To you maybe.

>>32553953
She might stay where she is. I don't see enough happening for her to move up in the ranks. Shion on the otherhand might hold, or fall a few places

>>32588163
Shion already fell to 33th place last year. Tenshion and her showing up in WaHH doesn't help

>>32594754
>Shion already fell to 33th place last year. Tenshion and her showing up in WaHH doesn't help
well, its to be expected.
worst case scenario, she becomes one of the obscure characters.

>>32082968
If she's a true lady, she wouldn't get angry.

Yorigami

>>32629164
Are cute

>tfw poor

>>32632575
I'd date the girl on the right.

>>32648594
Who are you quoting, Shion.

>>32659769
my fumo

>>32632575
are stylish

>>32674016
Why is Shion so much better than her onee-chan?

YORIGAMINCEST

Buying from Jo'on.
And getting scammed out of every last yen you have

>>32695446
Then having sex with her until she passes out in a mess of cum. Then taking your cash back while she's out.

>>32682823

>>32688239
Shion is the one-chan bro...

Shion doesn't wear anything underneath!
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5621224

Getting drunk with Joon

>>32718040
I wonder if the cans are fragile enough to do that. That's scary strength on her part.

>>32721820
That’s normal stuffs in Gensokyo were everyone have superhuman strength. And Joon is a goddess (A very physical goddess), tearing a can open is like tearing paper for her

>>32718040
This makes me think about how I've always wanted to open a can of soda or beverage with a can opener instead of using the pull tab.

>>32725868
>tearing a can open is like tearing paper for her
Ha!
Arm wrestling Jo'on!

>>31845856
No

>>32734932
Easy to do when inflation exists.
Now she can't say you don't donate!

>>32740089
She was a disciple of Byakuren. I wouldn’t try to compete with her in anything that require physical strength

>>32764139
I like their moth and butterfly form more

>>32767022

>>32767022
>I like their moth and butterfly form more
I must be missing something

>>32776363
In the floating fighters, one of Mamizous spell cards turns the opponent into an animal. Joon & Shion get transformed into a moth and butterfly.

>>32778447
That’s a really strong moth. She carry a necklace the size of her body

>>32778447
Oh. I stopped partway through AoCF.

>>32784998
Joon is strong!

>>32784998
Humans can carry other humans, so it's not impossible for other creatures to be able to as well.

>>31882330
>Nurgle
why?

>>32822836
She's 2 faced

>>31882330
>Nurgle-Mammon
?

>>32811458
Sister bonding