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>I AM MAKING YOU A SPECIAL CAKE I WILL DIRECTLY DELIVER TO YOU, ANTICIPATE IT.so odds on this mori promise happening and also being good?
>>31863506I'm tracking a couple dating for Mori's anniversary, my man
you're gonna miss me when i'm gone
I can't believe Kiara tried to kill Ame...
POG LOVE
THEY ARE
>>31863566>mori promise
>>31863564Gura, I miss you!
Gentlemen.
>>31863474imagine resorting to chink tactics lmao
ENTER CHIMKIN
>>31863566>mori promise>happening
>>31863570Not really
>>31863570No
>>31863564Chicken
>>31863576>>31863570forbidden pogs...
>>31863566She was obviously lying, anyway>I just woke upExcept she was up and active on Twitter an hour before too
>>31863578Dumb bimbos
Teamates I'm falling in love even more, what the fuck, this stream is doing something to me
my boy is A FUCK UP
INAA INA INA
Alright bros...>Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnU6Nq-o7OM>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crlXJYrlX8E>Botanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNlSd-snAlo>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUyHNq6yC0
>>31863564she can order her one. Or might comission an artist to do one like korones but i dont think mori is that smart and will send her a real one.
I MISS GURAI MISS GURAI MISS GURAI MISS GURA
Reminder that Mori antis literally start crying if you don't agree with them
>>31863566she's gonna spend 2 hours playing minecraft trying to make a cake
>>31863578Members of the Hololive chess club!
>>31863587thats a big gosling
Can I still claim this coupon?
I want to say good job on my fellow Chumbuddies for now being dirty traitors. The split Gura thread has been up for days now and hasn't had enough posts to die. Take a cute Gura.
>the bitcoin assassin failed?>what a shame.
I'm watching both Watson and Botan.
>>31863570>>31863576wtf I love Pog now
>Tune out of Ame's stream for a bit>She's on Kiara's Creeper IslandYabe
>>31863598You haven't seen anything yet.
>>3186356421 minutes and I can hear Gura's voice again!
>>31863564BOOM BIG REVEAL I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FROG
Please for the love of God Gura don't let Klaius do your merch, get someone else. His art would be shit for merch.
>>31863610based
>>31863599Ogey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xX5B62ENrMPer the anon's suggestion in the last thread, have both of these fat cats.
*casts a spell to make Ame die in Minecraft in the next 10 minutes*
>>31863570POG LOVE
>>31863402fucking idiots are blowing it out of proportion not me, im just saying she's in the wrong here, my criticism hasn't left these threads, im just mad at the dumbfucks saying it's not her fault when it clearly is
BEHOLD! The unmitigated power and influence of Mori antis.
>>31863566>Mori Promiset. deadbeat
>>31863566I swear to god if the stream was delayed because she's hastily drawing a cake...
>>31863570Not a chance in hell
>>31863610The state of antis>Crying>failed dislike bombing>turning into zhangs and posting dumb shit in chat
>didn't show up for Ame's Bday>made a bullshit excuse that was a lie>is an sjw cunt>could've been watching Gura already if not for herReally living up to that name Karen...
>>31863570>>31863576Pog...
>>31863569I love this tako priestess>>31863570The only value this ever had was diverting attention from the Amegeddon
So will Gura's film watchalong overlap Mori's one
>first this and now callipog getting removed2021 off to a good start.
>>31863622racis
I dont get it were the rails supposed to lead to something?
Gura sucks penises
>>31863604CURSED
>Only 66 likes on Calli's videoLmao is that all you pathetic antis have
>>31863619>>31863619>>31863619>>31863619
>>Scitzos trying their hardestMy Boy is getting 900k this week. You lose.
>>31863570Thanks for saving us from the name doxx yab Mori Pog
>>31863604YAMEROOOO
>>31863653How dumb we talkin?
I'm shocked there are people who still haven't realized Mori doesn't gia FUCK about Hololive or Vtubing in general>it's all r-rratsCope harder, Deadbeats
>Amelia's birthday is the 6th>Mori wakes up early on the 7th and wishes her a happy birthday>Never even got her anything>Deadbraps will defend this
>>31863610
>20K o AmeToday we will witness history, the day Ame beats Gura live
>>31863578GOOD FRIENDS
>>31863578Stupid whores who can't play chess properly
>>31863629>kiara love>ame cutelooks good.
>>31863622sorry we don't use coupons now
>Mori delaying the stream to bake Ame a cake>Gura approved thisYep I'm thinking the Unity is gonna be alright boys!
>>31863601She seems so sweet and soft
Pretty soon we'll have just as many deadbeats whining about the dislikes as there are dislikes.
Hello /hlgg/, manager of the ID branch here. I've heard you've taken a liking to Reine after her actions today. That's great! I'd invite you to visit her fantastic mukbang streams, brunch streams, and group eating collabs.
>>31863570>>31863576The only thing I liked about this was how it saved the threads. I'm fine with burying it now.
>>31863626i dont like split threads
This is the first Gura stream in ages and it's going to be an hour tops because Mori keeps delaying it
>1 hour delay and countingGuess I'll just watch the VOD
>>31863587Just like me...
>>31863610I'll keep that in mind when they get uppity again
Mori love.
do jps in general care about whether a vtuber is uggo irldo they give homely women who are actually entertaining a pass?
>Idiots seething over a JWU joke.Really gullible, SEAnigs are.
Had to do things. Wasn't Ame's stream scheduled for 5 mins after the hour?Was it delayed? Did she do or say anything notable?Didn't seem to since thread seemed to keep going on about the "drama".
https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1347013153435996160Fubuki gathers her courage as she stands on Oga's doorstep.Today was the day she was going to change their relationship from mistress and maid to boyfriend and girlfriend.Oga was supposedly out earlier celebrating with Amelia since she had just come to Japan for her 3D testing and finished an excellent birthday stream.It was going to be Fubuki and Oga.*Knock Knock Knock*SilenceFubuki knocks harder, surprised when the door creaks open."O-oga-san, are you here...?She walks into the living room, only to hear the sounds of grunting and panting coming from his bathroom, muffled by a closed door.It was Oga's voice, but someone else's voice too... The voice of an autistic American detective.Fubuki sits quietly by the bedroom door, weeping lightly as she realised she stayed a friend for too long.
Did I fuck up by ordering through Buyee? I was stressed and only had access to my phone at work so that's what I used for the 8k package.
>"Amelia is like sunshine to me">"I'm the kind of person who, if I like you I'll shit talk you">"This song (Bubbly) gives me immense Ame vibes">"I love you!" "S-suki!"They're lovers!
>>31863570My day is improved immensely knowing that I will not see this again
https://twitter.com/seisen_konoki/status/1346982415579840520
AME or Ina, SPEC OPS THE LINE ONEGAIhttps://vocaroo.com/1fswFOEBxStc
>>31863645I'm sure she's wiping her tears with all of the money she makes...
I can't believe Mori put the stream on hold for a bootycall with a japanese gigolo
>>31863680Heh pretty good kid
>>31863638>Same facial expression on every piece of merchS-sasuga Klaius
Having a special birthday Minecraft adventure with Amelia HWATson, while also waiting for Gura and Calli to race each other in Mario Kart 8.While Botan's having the absolute time of her life playing Steep, her healing giggles making me have the big smiles.So friends, where we at?
>>31863629>based inathis is true
>>31863610Christ why are Mori antis so goddamn pathetic?
>>31863666Your satanic lies won't fool me
>>31863658that wasn't the Amegeddon but I know what you're referring to
2nd gen when?
>>31863661It will only get worse unless you're a jew like Mori
>>31863570How many Holo girls did the MY LITTLE POGCHAMP meme
>>31863610pathetic antis
>first holoJP girl to wish Ame happy birthday>in full engDid anyone expect this? I didn't
>>31863688>Implying Mori won't just run to the inconvenience store for a shitty cake and take pictures of itI mean, it's the thought that counts, but she's a retard.
>>31863630based
>>31863676I saw some people literally just taking thread tactics and trying them in youtube chat.>Mori doesn't care about Ame! But "muh unity" cope? COPE? COPE?Keep in mind the concept of "Unity" literally isn't a thing outside of here, outsiders just assume Hololive is unity all the time, so they were confused as fuck.I think the pre-chat deadbeats think they're chinks.
>>3186364565 people thought the "dislike" button said "dis i like"!
>>31863570It had a good run but it had gotten stale, I'm not sorry to see it go in favor of new memes.
>>31863677Why should she? She comes to work, does what she needs to do, and collects her check. Do you gush over the McDonald's you work at and tell all of your friends about how great your coworkers and manager are? It's a fucking corporation.
>>31863629>Based InaI mean she saved this shitshow of a day.
>>31863692>EATING STREAMSwhy are they copying my roboco queen
>>31863564
>>31863653the state of deadbeats>defend anything mori does>always find an excuse as to why it's okay and why it doesn't matter>d*x their oshi every thread
>>31863707She's looking over Kiara's new nether rail and the area she found.
>>31863731After Vsinger
>>31863711So this is the context of that Amelia video...
>>31863711
Ame sounds like a parent trying to fake being impressed by their childs bad drawing
>>31863711Friend...
>>31863627>send in ze creeper
CAM ON GURA GET THAT W
>>31863665Kiara has a small outpost on an island right by where you come up, Ame just went the opposite direction
how did that creeper even end up there
>>31863680Based.
>>31863747>Schizos break containment>Get treated like chinksOh I am laffin.
holy shit kiara tried to kill ame again
I cant believe kiara hired assassins' to kill ame during her birthday
>>31863666our penises
>>31863705COPE
>>31863747>I think the pre-chat deadbeats think they're chinks.I mean, what's the difference at this point?
>>31863676Asking why mori didn’t show up for ame streamTrying to force politics into chat
>>31863713never stop /u/schizo
It's a lonely group but I like the AmeKiara tonight.
>>31863626Die, you splitfaggot
>>31863740is it me or are the other girls not online right now. I see abrely online presence on twitter
>>31863570It was amusing for ONE stream and it was the member's stream where it debuted.
I for one do not like or care for Botan
Just got home from workWhat was Ame's announcement?
>>31863740Botan is unironically the smartest Holo, so I'm not terribly surprised.
>>31863740she said she wanted to work hard on her eigo reps for her new years resolutions and also most of the jp girls probably wake up after midday unlike based grandma
MORI DECIDES TO SCHEDULE A COLLAB WITH GURA WHILE ITS AME BIRTHDAY MINECRAFT ~ UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!
I literally fucking hate Mori
>>31863772What does that even mean lol
>>31863680kek
>>31863804I was saying it's good that you guys weren't using the split threads
>>31863692Leave the squirrel alone you bastard
>>31863570You didn't die fast enough
Thanks for the anon from previous thread. I just cancelled my buyee purchase and I'll wait for geekjack instead.I got my refund pretty much instantly using paypal.
>>31863783Doors are spawnable spaces
>>31863812Some garbage merch. The voice pack was cool though.
>>31863807Congrats on your shit taste
>>31863759Success = meJealousy = Gura
>>31863726Right here, friend!
>>31863812pregnancy
>>31863711Female hands typed this
Has anyone uploaded the Ame voice packs anywhere yet?
>>31863566She's going to be re-enacting that big ups copypasta where she chases the viewer back to their home?
>>31863807ogey
>Those people trying to convince the thread that /hlg/ is the 'central hub of discussion for HoloEN' yesterday>A grand total of 66 dislikes and two Seaniggers getting ignored in chatWoah, so influential...
>>31863822"woooow this is so good, did you do this all by yourself?"
>>31863740Botan is cool
>>31863711>The voice of an autistic American detective.>
>>31863726Friend... where are you at....
>>31863712You fucked up if you wanted to download the voicepack tonight just use the pirate links that are going around
>I’ve been waiting longer then the actual steam will be (Gura)Why am I like this..
>>31863692based, i think i will if im able to in my timezone, she clearly shows more dedication and appreciation for hololive than a certain fucking holoEN member
>>31863645I'm willing to bet the chinks even now they manage to pull more dislikes on Coco's streams
I wish this Ame stream lasts an eternity
>>31863692Based
>>31863772That's how Gura sounds every time she talks about how much she loves her chat.
>>31863642why do you call okayu a fat cat when she is not fat?
>>31863762Anon you don't understand! Mori-sama lives on a plain of intellect we could not possible comprehend!Sasuga Mori-sama!
I’m horny!
Oh look its thin-skinned deadbeats crying about people pointing out their oshi's innumerable flaws again
Ame didn't acknowledge Botan's happy birthday tweet even though she has tweeted since then. Rrats?
>Even Botan is starting to have problems with either youtube or OBSWell robocoyou are not alone on this one
>>31863747>I think the pre-chat deadbeats think they're chinks.fucking kek
>>31863653>turning into zhangs and posting dumb shit in chatI feel like this is the most embarrassing of all somehow. All the times we shat over the chinks for being incompetent insects, and these dumb fucks are trying their best to imitate them.
Did I hear a Geiger counter sound on Ame's stream? Is it a MC sound effect I wasn't aware of or do I need to take my meds?
>>31863740Just one more reason to love this lion
>>31863828did you cancel the purchase through paypal or through buyee?
>now i need to write 4 emotes for HIC (HIC)
>>31863610jesus christ theyre worse than chinks
>>31863671>>31863669>>31863610God I love that this bitch never stops making fags seethe
>>31863812She said the Mori POG emote is going to be removed, that's it
she has a cat?
>>31863762Cry more
>>31863587>>31863698Fat goslings do your reps
>>31863711Friendo...
>>31863747>I think the pre-chat deadbeats think they're chinks.They're literally using the same tactics so it doesn't surprise me. Mori antis are really no better huh?
>>31863805Please understand it's only 2pm in Japan they're all sleeping
>>31863785Friend might be turning me into an NTRfag, please don't post this kind of content again
>>31863865Hi Horny, I'm Ina.
>>31863823I misread, gomen ne. Have a cute Gura
>>31863711F-Friend...
>>31863610I normally think that Yesmen are worse than Anti's but jesas...
>>31863711This will never not be funny
>>318636612019 Guy...
Mori is a cunt, but the absolute state of teamates defending that shitshow. Literally can't say anything bad about their oshi without them sperging out. Truly the weakest fanbase.
I think some of you are forgetting the fact that this is a fake birthday, who even cares.
>>31863711>First Risu>Now AmeOga is a manwhore.
>>31863570It made for some of the funniest threads when it first came out. I honestly will miss it a little bit for that reason.
>>31863692I don't know if I'm falling for blatant shilling or something but I'll make sure to check her out
>Mori antis are so pathetic that normalfags think they’re spamming chinks, aka literal botsWho even does this shit kek
>>31863896Sorry anon
>>31863884Yes, one cat and two dogs.
>ORAYO! Give us the permissions!
Botan's laughing at my banana...
AME'S PUSSY IS SPECIAL
>>31863893It's so weird to me how Korone's l2d is so cute and innocent yet her 3d OOOZES sex appeal
>>31863847Friend... stop gacha...
>>31863692>>31863824Speaking of the indogs, will Ollie finally stop saying POG POG POG now?
>>31863860she really does hate her cringe chat, doesn't she? but she has to keep up the appearance of happy shark girl.
>>31863898HATE skin tags
>>31863904You think chumbuds and KFPs are worse than antis?
>>31863909I love this
so now that pog is dead, that means chat will stop getting Ame to say it now right?
GURA IS SO FUCKING CUTEI FUCKING LOVE GURANeed water.....
>>31863792You're the one coping with the dislike bombing.
>>31863766Yeeees! YEEEEEEESS!
bubba wants milkies
>>31863564BUBBA
this is cute
>>31863940No
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!SUP BOYS!HEY I SEE YA OVER THE CHUMGUTS! LOOKIN SWOLE MY DUDE!SHOUT OUT TO MY OSHI FOR GIVING ME SOME MORE TIME TO GET SOME REPS IN!THIS ONES FOR YOU CHUMBUDS!UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YOU JUST KNOW
>>31863948So do I.
>>31863927You think it might be the fangs?
>>31863909This art probably resembles her l2d the most out of anything I've seen.
>>31863812Cute merch and a voicepack.
>>31863932Now this is character development
This guramori collab is going to be so shit. Mori's internet is going to shit itself.
>>31863856reminder mori is reine's oshi
>>31863946Wrong, I didn't even click on her stream. Keep coping bitch.
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1347041774439591939>HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AMESENPAI
>>31863940it's been several weeks i've seen someone ask her to do this
>>31863938Based enma
>>31863932I feel gross explaining twitch lingo, but "pogchamp" got removed. "pog" "poggers" "pagchomp" and all that cursed shit is still around.
>>31863610Why would someone ever post something like this?
>>31863756The takoyaki party was so comfy, both the stream and the thread. Shame it all went to shit, hopefully in a few months the shitposters will have moved on.
>>31863868Isn't there some bullshit about having to put a period before the @ so the other person sees it or something? Maybe Ame just hasn't seen it yet
Should I cancel my Buyee purchase of the Ame merch? why is Geekjack better?
>>31863944Thanks for your service, Salman-san"Based"
>>31863643Didn't work.
>>31863696Good, the less Mori the better
>>31863862she seems pretty fat to me...
>>31863909Traced?
>>31863740botan is based, her russian fans are also dangerously based
Takanashi Kiara: A cat is fine, too.
>>31863570Why is Mori removing the PogChamp face?
>>31863865>>31863898
Happy birthday to this shining example of F E R T I L I T Y and Y O U T H!
>>31863843That means there's like 40 antis, which is more than enough to shit up a thread.
>>31863932No, she is a yab machine and will get cancelled for this
>>31863938I think people in their chats who always agree with them are actively the worst group of Hololive. Retards who kept saying things were fine during the scuffed Mori asmr test for example.
>>31863850Oh well. I'll look around then. I did find the "salty" wav one while on my phone but I'll keep looking I guess.
>>31863957>pet haremKiara yabe...
>>31863951Fuck that podcast was absolute Kino.
>>31863873I just press cancel on buyee and several minutes later it got refunded automatically.
anons I think this might be even cuter than New Year stream
>>31863938Yesmen are fucking horrible, Enma.
>>31863909>taking a selfie>because she has no friends to take the photo for her
>>31863863I know something like this would happen when Mori kill the rrats with single tweet.I would applaud you if you show up when shitposter make doompost before. You just go out when Mori finally make that tweet..
>>31863938
>>31863785cuckqueans are bad anon
>>31863970since*
>>31863957She's watching both to support Ame and to learn her rail autism
>>31863998It's in that same thread.
>>31863944Pstt.. hey... Strange looking fish... Here have some water... Dont forget to stay hydrated...
>>31863692Hey hey hey, I just said I had a newfound respect for Reine, not that I'll ever watch her
I LOVE GURA.
>>31863995How can those people be any worse then antis who literally make it their life’s mission to find yabs, dox and harass the girls? Guys am I being baited by this retard?
are guras thumbnails the laziest
>>31863871That’s Nether ambience, yeah.
>>31863900To be fair, the difference between now and not in that sentence is pretty significant.
>>31863713Based. Literally just listing facts, nothing schizo about it my brother.They will definitely have romantic moments during their first off collab.
>>31863958It's definitely the teeth.
>>31863992it really only takes 1 or 2 retards left unchecked to derail a thread. We've seen it before
>>31863932Knowing her she'll find a way to make a veiled reference to the situation voicing her support of gootecks.
>>31863868She didn't notice because she's getting a bazillion tweets in her tags and @s?
There are """people""" in this thread who don't have a cat on their lap right now.
>>31863762COPE
>>31863994>IDs>facing repercussions for anything negativeHow new?
>>31863988>her cats wont sit in her lapshit pet owner confirmed, probably screams at her cats like AWWW UR CO KYOOOT and wonders why they run from her
>>31863977The period is so your followers see it. Just the @ means it doesn't show up in their feeds.
>>31863977Yeah, I'm sure she'll see it eventually. I was just posting some rrats.
>>31863995Oh, I thought you were talking about the yesmen in these threads
>>31863989politicsjust be glad it's gone
>>31864024t. deadbeat
>>31863917Reine has a small dedicated group of fans who watch her streams. Many of them post here.
>>31863843I'm a Mori anti and never disliked her videos, it literally does nothing
>>31863988
>>31863570I wouldn't miss it but she's not gonna remove it.
Almost 70 dislikes, do your fucking job antis. Did you not learn from the chinks that you can make 2 accounts a day?
>>31863932kek I fucking hope so
>>31863971OLLIE IS THE BEST
Shouldn't Mori antis be happy she didn't turn up?
>>31863610is everyone esl and unable to tell when something is obviously facetious?
>>31863713Nothing schizo these are just cute quotes, I love how Ame managed to make Gura say that cute nervous "s-suki"
>>31863985that looks sexy not fat to me but you do you anon
>>31863985why is this cat so fucking hot
>>31863914Based
>>31864022Fair enough, I think I forget how bad Antis can get outside of shitposting the thread has had recently, sorry Anon.
>>31863998The link that everyone called dolphin porn was actually real.
>>31864051>fat cat in ur lap truly the dream
Creeping outside Ina's house with Ame!
>>31864002thanks anon
>>31864039>posting the buddha-allah.
>>31863896Join us....
I WISH I WAS ON AMES LAP
>this is what hlg desires
>amelia finally back to 20k MC just like before the youchuubu bugholy shit there's no more youtube bug
>>31864008Actually I just got out of work. The timing is 100% coincidental.
>>31864022you could make the argument that antis keep them on their toes, yesmen just make it harder for them to improveidk how good an argument that is but that's probably his viewpoint
>>31864004She's cute as fuck when she talks about and interacts with her pets.
Have any JP girls wished Ame happy birthday yet besides Botan?
>>31864052
>>31864036Dogs are better for that. Cats are too independent.
>>31864024old habits die hard, she knows what Youtube likes
>>31864038Some cats just don't like being on laps. My cat is spoiled as hell and she never likes being on people's laps.
>>31863712You won't get the voicepack instantly and you have to email them to get it. Also you won't know the shipping cost until it arrives in their warehouse.
>>31863965Eh, Kiara had no issues with Gura or Ina that I can remember.
>>31864024Yes! As a cumbud we all know she is a lazy little brat.
>>31864022People in /hlgg/ are retarded and think that being an 'anti' means disliking someone or something. I'd wager most people in here don't like Nyanners or Artemis for example, but unless they're literally thinking about them all the time, disliking all their videos, thinking about ways to harass them etc then you're not a fucking anti. An anti has to be to their hatred as a gachikoi is to their love, it's not a halfassed thing.
>>31864039Remember that time Moona physically hit Risu on stream?
>>31863955I hope you show up when Deadbeats got attacked before. It give more impact, kind like of coward when you just show up now.
>>31864022Not just the girls, remember Jay? Yeah, he hasn't streamed for a more than a month now
http://poal.me/28mp1ehttp://poal.me/28mp1ehttp://poal.me/28mp1e
>>31864057how can she not turn up if she's already in their head?
>>31864036I have my dog he's cute and like watching hololive he barks at korone
>>31863892Mel had a Cover meeting go too long at 1am a few weeks ago that delayed her stream, so I wouldn't be surprised if many of the JP holos and their management actually did function on a shifted time schedule
>>31864079AHHHHHHHH 3D. NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEE
>>31864057Correct. People complaining aren't antis, they're disappointed.
The emote spam is tolerable when it's cute Ame instead of just letters
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1347038289874731015Daisenpai doing an English stream later today!
>random eurochad just dropped 500 euro akasupa in Gura's prestream without a messageSome of you EUbros are ok.
>>31864053>Implying the have money to pay
>>31864036man with sleeping cat in his lap reporting in
>>31864036Give me a break anon, my cat died a month before EN debuted.
>>31864024She fears the algorithm so she plays it super safe
>>31863747>>31863653Might not be wrong though?same mental sickness, same ESL, same brigading activity, and also blaming cover.Walks and quacks like a zhang.
>>31864079imagine all the filth under her flaps
>>31864016LEEEEEEEEECH
>>31864079False, this is what holoID fans desire.
>>31864090Nah not always true. I have this cat that, if he sees I'm on my computer he'll force himself on my lap. But that's because I would put him on my lap since he was a kitten.
>>31863804I recognize that outfit!
>>31864050Damn bro, you're a Mori anti? What kind of anti behaviour have you been taking part in, lately? Oh, you just whined on an imageboard? Pretty weak shit.
>>31863711poor friend...
>>31864087Not yet, just la lion
>>31864040>>31863977Wait what? Where are you supposed to learn this?
>>31864079based and bellypilled
Why are there so many newfags today?
>>31864097That was when Yagoo was doing his sex tour in Indonesia. He saw the whole thing.
>>31864099Who is that on the right?
>>31863971caps is pretty crinch, but you're cute ollie
>>31864103Is this is the (You) option?
POGGER!
>>31864141>today
>>31864101So he's just going to let some fags on the internet control his life?
>>31864067>>31863998Hah, I never checked what he responded to. Thanks! I hope Buyee knows their stuff and doesn't fuck up my order.
>>31864116M-Maybe Gura will do a stream or two before 3AM GMT now...
A message from Haachama to Morihttps://youtu.be/HdSXTExI8_A
jwu, why did they delayed it?
>>31864141Teamate hours
>>31864103Fuck off Tentacult falseflagger.
>>31864099
>>31864024This one's pretty lazy, she's using the same art she's used multiple times over 2 months
bubba want suckies !
>>31864100dude, we literally set our alarm clocks around Mori, why do you think we all crop up around same time
>>31863717Ame would cross the line for sure. But would Ina?
>>31864059Anon why would you ever pass up the chance to shit on retards, facetious or not?
>>31864107>Middle schoolers and high schoolers all in the same class inaccurate
i dislike that mori was a lazy asshole and didnt participate in any way during amelia's birthday stream but dont break containment you fucking faggots, if you keep being faggots you'll force a response out of her and amelia and the whole atmosphere will go to shit
>Playboard skipped the birthday stream superchats Is it just taking long to update or did it just bug out.
>>31864159They are lovers
>>31864142Yep, it's actually incredible she got away with it
>>31863661U forgot America situation now
I fucking hate Moonafics. I hate them all. I hate Moona. Look at this shit. In every fan art made by these rabbit lunatics they always have Moona in the center. This is bullshit. Moona is so fucking fat she has her own fucking gravity and sucks out subs from Perestroika. Fucking delusional, we all know Risu is the Bitch Queen of HoloID and deserves every single sub she gets unlike this indog hog leech who only got into #1 because she's Peroka's pet dog. It doesn't fucking help her fanbase are SEAnig nousagis aka more schizophrenic than the biggest Nousagi of them all; Kiara "Skinwalker" Nakadashi. I say: 50 thousand stitches to this pigs, son.GOD I HATE INDONESIANS
>>31864083Yeah whatever the coincidence still make you look pathetic.
>ywn be Bubba...
>>31864154so that it would start at a later time
>>31864145Cringe is where she lives, so it's on brand.
God I wish I was Bubba
Ame being cute with her pets warms my heart like nothing else
>>31863564AME IS QANON>she's a conspiracy theorist>her birthday (date revealed in September) just so happens to be on the same day as the uprising in DC>she recently talked about government weather machine ina seemingly joking way, but then what seems to be the beginning of a really harsh winter hits the NA and EU both ina critical moment
>>31864036I really miss my childhood cat. At least he died happily of old age.
>>31864098So many flourishes, so many time loops, you should be used to it by now.
OK I cancelled the buyee purchase of the Ame merch, I better not regret this anon cause I know a lot of people will raid geekjack tonight
>>31864111That and she's just being cute and not looking at chat much anyway, so it's okay.
lmao
>>31863804Cola Gura
>>31864116she made 1000 dollars before the stream started... damn
>>31864141Gura is about to stream
>>31864175Bugged because the dumbass turned it on after the stream started
>>31864024i like the vyolfers thumbnail drawings a lot
>>31864036My cat is sleeping on his bed right now, he was on my lap half an hout ago though
>>31864050>>31864130I miss the times when Mori antiposting used to be fun and creative. Now is all just ironic haters spewing old memes like reddit and facebook. I miss when Mori was legit true to god hated in these threads by the majority of anons here. The brap posting, the pog posting, I miss all of it. The trash taste collab following two weeks of shitposting were the peak. Now its all just cheap (You) baits and newfags trying to blend in with "haha le epic hater Mori lmaoo" bullshit. Its so fucking tiresome
>>31863932She'll slip up and say it occasionally, its ingrained in her zoomer DNA
>Mori literally JWU after ame's bdayONE OF US ONE OF US
Good to finally see deadbeats getting bullied out of here
>>31864036sorry my cats are playing together right now
I love this cute non-erotic detective!
>>31864113Awesome I love those but she is bad at advertising them
>>31864141I blame Mori
>>31864180Thank fuck that my plan to take a trip to money mouse land was canned
>>31864081There is. Viewers still lost from waiting room to live but its not nearly as many as before. Plus Ame just had a birthday stream and no other EN was streaming at the time. I never even got a 30 minute notification for Gura or Mori's stream. I'm happy for her though, glad she is getting big numbers with all the hardwork she puts in.
>>31864207M-Mori?!
>>31864207Mori...
ame making noises at bubba is unironically so soothing for me for some reason.
>>31864149Yes, because he's a fag and would never have a chance with any girl in his entire life.
>>31863909This is the best art she got for her birthday, I love it.
Risu I see you've just woken up, you should go wish Ame a happy birthday
>>31864207Morichama!?
>>31864100>attacking the Deadlift>not knowing Deadbeats have jobsThis is a level of faggotry I did not expect today. Anon may I suggest you do some pushups to alleviate your pent up aggression?
>>31864207Go back to bed, deadbeat mom.
>>31864184Damn.. I never realized..
>>31864103The amount of votes for deadbeats correlates exactly with how many deadbeats are in the thread right now
>>31864079
>>318641802021 is just getting better and better, the only thing that can top it is China burning down
>>31864098everything you said perfectly describes the schizos from here, I don't see what your problem is
>>31864094It usually costs me 2000-4000 extra yen no matter what I do and the pack was cheaper than I expected so it's fully within my expected budget.
>>31864141Tentacultists
>open stream>Ame is cuter than she was in her previous stream>keep watchingHow does this keep happening, bro?
>>31864163this artist doesn't understand butt fangs at all, i mean more of gura's left leg is exposed and yet there's nothing there.
>>31864197I'm waiting for geekjack literally because a few anons told me they handle burger purchases better.My only advice are from anonymous schizos on the internet, needless to say I am very nervous about my decision.
Okay /hlgg/ i'm here to ask you THE hard question... in which order will you listen to the Ame Voice Pack? Sweet then Salty or Salty then Sweet??? Hmmm???
>>31864149I don't want to start a timeloop but have you seen how he reacted when the yab happened? I don't want to call a man I don't know personally pathetic, but his actions does seem to make him so
>>31864098People forget that actual antis want your oshi to graduate and are literal scum, a lot of people here are just falseflaggers trying to bait (You)s, which is still pathetic but less damaging
>>31864206>>31864207this couldn't have been more perfect
>>31864180I heard Trump escape to Texas for insurrection act in there
>>31864087No, but not many have gotten on yet either.
>>31864207Uh......based?
>>31863909This shit is traced.
Reposting once for new threadIofi unarchived karaoke from this morningmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:4c90fcfac21eee4e93bcd444e3c2d1e7bec2d697&dn=Iofi_01_06_2021.mp4
Why does it seem like Botan is the only JP Holo who cares about EN?
>>31864207I'm sorry Mori, our narratives are too weak for you
>>31864141for some reason starting last week/month a large fucking influx of newfags happened here, i dont know why, i also feel like many of the original posters left, i dont see the same shitposts and funny commentary anymore, not that there was much of that before but there certainly was more than now
>>31864207fucking kek
>>31863653>>31863870I hope people don't let Mori antis live down today. This was a truly pathetic showing on all fronts; they sunk to the level of bugmen but were somehow even more incompetent and inconsequential. There is nothing Mori can do that can possibly be more pathetic and/or cringe than this.
>>31864207Mori, please stop hating yourself so much.
>>31864111fuck you
>>31864247I listened salty then sweet. It felt like aftercare.
>>31864170because those retards are looking for attention. positive or negative doesn't matter. you're giving them what they want.
>>31864207Mori, stop browsing 4chan . . . u have a coming stream
>>31864098Containment breaking gets pretty close to that.
>>318641802021 is looking good so far!
Mori anti's, this is kind of sad... even the amegeddon mario stream got more dislikes...
>>31864229RISU I LOVE YOUPLAY BETTER VIDEO GAMES
>>31864207Mori stop being so lazy and come up with your own posts
>>31864207why do you hate yourself so much, Reaper?
>>31864172Man Ame would feel like a sack of shit if she found out people were harassing her genmate over the birthday stream.
>>31863865I'm horny too!
>>31864221This is fertile!
>>31864272You fags are more obsessed with a few dislikes than any anti is with Mori.
>>31864180Kino
>>31864207You hear Your Boy? Step up your game you pathetic faggots
>>31864207SASUGA MORI-SAMA.
>>31864251I love her so much
>>31864264Gen 5 is based in general and have shown great support for EN, despite the entire gen's english skills being terrible. They have always been the friend of holoEN.
>>31864253I mean go ask Aloe's fans what it feels like to have your oshi graduate because of antis. You'd be hunting down every rrat and faggot to.
Is the Aya era over?
>>31864060is the last one from her birthday stream? I missed like half of it
>>31864240The only real antis I've seen from here are the two or three people who harassed Kiara and now Ame on twitter. Lazy shitposting on an anonymous imageboard doesn't make you an anti if that's the extent of what you do.
>>31864197>>31864244I'm in the same boat, can only hope it goes well
>>31864244>>31864197Let me know how that works out for you guys.
I feel like the pillow is the only merch I want. The card is alright, but... it doesn't do anything at all and what am I gonna do with it.. plus the difference between getting just the pillow and the full pack will probably be over 50 bucks. For just the card. The keyholder looks awful and who wants stickers? Damn.
>>31864207>4 mins until stream>Decide to shitpost instead of preparing one bityea it's Mori allright
>>31864172This. The only appropiate response from us is unsubbing. We don't have any power, shitting on any girl outside of here will just bring down the atmosphere on your oshi's stream.If you want an example of this, just look at Gen5
>>318642515 more minutes
>>31864289God damn shes so fucking flat
>today's ame's birthday>she's spending it alone playing minecraftThis is kind of sad...
I wonder how watermark anon is doingHaven't heard from him in a couple of days
>>31864207Mori?!
>>31864180Maybe I should look up some American news instead infesting myself with the schizos here.
>>31864207Mori really is her biggest anti...
Gura needs to use her community tab more. At least post your schedule. The majority of her subs probably don't use or follow her on Twitter.
>>31864245It doesn't, she just brainwashed you.Note, in order to avoid brainwashing, do not listen to the following:https://files.catbox.moe/flb46n.mp3
>>31864207CAHM ON MORI, START THE FUHKEN STREAM
>>31864262Based.
>>31864292They'll believe anything>actually falling for that bait.Come on, it read like a typical girlpost.
>>31864264Are you forgetting haachamachama? She has collabed with all of en I believe
>>31864264botan's supportive in general. she calls in to a lot of totsus.
>>31864100ESLchama, your non-retardation reps...
>>31864300Ame said herself she was only doing it for a bit to fuck with people, as always /hlgg/ was flipping out over nothing
>>31864178With me.
>>31864284>Mori antis are less powerful than unicornsI just feel bad now
>>31864079yummy
>>31864178This is true!
>>31863843Because no one except a few seaniggers actually gives a shit about this, rest are shitpostersAmegeddon was when you saw some actual dislike stuff flaring up, and that was when the thread was far smaller
>>31864251
>>31863785what the hell is this
>More PPP planned...
>>31864057They are clearly estatic. The rrats are well fed and going wild
>>31864315HERE WE GO!!!
>>31864154Cause Karen keeps fucking up
>>31864302https://files.catbox.moe/zzaz1j.mp4It's cute.
>>31864168Yeah whatever, I hope you're not lying.At least there are some deadbeats who still show up and watch Ame while keep pushing Unity when they got attacked. I applaud them for their stand and at least I know they are not the same avatar fagging who usually show up in this thread.
Can someone summerise the ame stream for when the collab ends, i wanna watch guda play mario
>>31864180Why can't you burgers just do your second civil war and get that shit over with?It is inevitable at this point, so why delay it?
>>31864339me in the middle
>>31864284g-give them some time
>>31864180Jesas
>gotta wait another full year for a chance to get a proper lengthy date voice scenario from Amemaybe next time....
>>31863955>>31864234Based.
>>31863688I hope she actually does bake a cake and uses her Hololive bucks to buy a cake box, shipping supplies and express ships the cake to Ame.
>>31864180God I fucking laugh at this
>>31864262Thx! I didn't catch it earlier... arrived at the last song
>>31864296>despite the entire gen's english skills being terrible.ENTER NENECHIhttps://streamable.com/refbf4https://streamable.com/yaq7shhttps://streamable.com/a66wnshttps://streamable.com/twnfx6https://streamable.com/4wzxvkhttps://streamable.com/e4k1m1https://streamable.com/1rx9eq
>>31864307>>31864306>>31864244>>31864197People keep saying "someone said geekjack is better for burgers" but I've yet to see someone actually say that. Who is that "someone"?Has anyone here actually bought from them?
>>31864339me on the right
>and after seeing Haatchama's tower of babyl->that pauseHAATCHAMA, YOU MAKE COLLABERS SIGN NDA's?!
>>31864264>>31864296EN + Gen 5 + Haachama collab onegai
you niggas burn through the threads fast
>>31864358I'm a time traveler, here's a summary:She played Minecraft
>>31864309Then just order the pillow?
>Gura's thumbnail makes it look like she's about to pull Mori's top down
>>31864292>Coping after being called a chinkkek
>funhouse>not fun>not house
https://files.catbox.moe/6raimn.mp3Ame's salty voice for people that don't want to buy/download the rest.
>>31864264Botan is peak support. She's the sniper that gives you covering fire
>>31864100what did he mean by this?
>>31864180Who gives a shit? I got to try out the Valve Index today which was infinitely more interesting than this.
>>31864050>it literally does nothingHer chat is still talking about it an hour later. It's the message that counts.
Reminder that Our Boy is streaming in 2 minutes, you don't have to keep giving Ame pity views.
>>31864289>try to look up sauce>get led to rule34>find post, but get no leads for actual source>see this
>>31864251we need a version where everyone disappears one by one until gura remains
>>31864264plenty more than that have voluntarily interacted with EN on stream>Fubuki>Polka>Nene>Lamy>Haachama>Roboco>Subaru>Shion>Marineand I'm sure I'm forgetting more
>>31864321You should they getting more fuck up. Military already deployed in DC
I've been only watching the streams today because i wasn't that interested in what /hlgg/ had to say.Are the usual SEA Mori antis starving so much that they are mad that she was sleeping during Ame's birthday stream?Also,did the callioPOG really get removed? I mean, it makes sense, to avoid yabs and political discussion.
>>31864359>Why can't you burgers just do your second civil war and get that shit over with?>It is inevitable at this point, so why delay it?I agree anon but it's definitely getting closer
>>31864296I really hope EN and gen5 would do more collabs together
>>31864265There was a reddit containment breacher discovered around 3 days ago, found this wall of shame that coincided with his account being deleted here: https://imgur.com/a/jw7gWARWho knows how long he'd been redirecting newfags?
>>31864351Klaius? Shouldn't you be watching Gura???
>>31864365Birthdays aren't the only time they put out voice packs
>>31864339me on the left
>Mori has missed her genmates birthday like she missed her her genmates debut>Mori did indie reps before she did her Corp reps>Mori did roommate reps before she did her Corp reps>Mori did PC reps before she did her Discord reps>Mori procrastinated her birthday present repsMori still hasn't is yet to do her diss track reps
Hey guys, after the SEAniggers/antis failed, they seem to have retreatedLet's post CUNNY to celebrate!!
Do you think Ame will ever build stuff like this? I like it when she does redstone
>tfw I want to set Ame's wake up voice as my alarm but if my fucking housemates overhear it they'll realize my powerlevelI need to wageslave harder so I can afford an apartment on my own.
>>31864264Botan will be considered one of the pillars holding up a lot of Hololive a year from now, in the same vein as Mio, Fubuki, etc.
>>31864358>lets check out kiaras rails, and build some rails, then some rails on cake!Here
>>31864272>Mori does something stupid>Deadbeats falseflag as shit-tier below-chink antis>Deadbeats call out the shit-tier below-chink antis>Deadbeats promise to never let antis live down the time a bunch of deadbeats falseflagged as shit-tier below-chink antisPottery
>>31864292Go back chink.
>>31864389Something that took 1 second to do is living rent free in your head.
>>31864046Really? That's fucked. Not that I loved it (or anything else) being spammed, but still. People were having fun and someone had to go and throw a bitchfit about it.
>>31864369They should have burned the building down, its not like anybody has any faith in their elections and government now.
>>31864384ame's birthday stream burned through 3 threads, no thanks to the drama that came from it involving a certain reaper
>>31864392yeah this one was good
>>31864399Solid attempt. Here's your (you).
>>31864388Your reading reps
>yfw when Mori antiposts have so little (you) value because the shitpost market against her is being flooded by deadbeats.
>>31864284LOST TO FUCKING UNICORNS
Why is Ame such a pussy?
>>31864369That what you fucks get for throwing our tea into the sea!
>>31864379>>31864415Ame and Ina gtfo. This is our sekrit club where we talk about you.
>>31864296Sexo...
>>31864264I would say gen 5+fubuki and sora all care about EN
https://files.catbox.moe/4objtc.mp3Actual Ame's lover voicepack leak
>>31864203Aw shit, is it permanent? I was really interested in how much she got.
>>31864387But the card.. dammit. What if one day I regret not having it because I meet Ame and she says "you know what, if you can prove you're a real teamate, show me your card. If you have it, you can have sex with me"
>>31863711WTF, DELET THIS!KEKSHIT AINT COOL!
>>31864116do you think she will thank him during the collab?
>>31864428>sweatpantsthe little things
>>31863569
>>31864239We might have had a chance with Trump. Unfortunately, the bugs will continue to infest Coco's chat unimpeded.
>>31864409I'm just wondering why they stopped group collabs with non-ENs altogether
>>31864036>tfw my cat won't even let me touch herFuck this gay planet
>>31864433>someone had to go and throw a bitchfit about itNobody threw a bitchfit at Mori, it's about the original emote. And honestly nobody was getting mad either, I think Twitch was just being preemptive and it's probably not a bad decision from a business perspective.
The dorky sister combo is going to be live, I have Botan's giggles and Ame's cute voice on the side so this is going to fucking make my brain go crazy
>>31864180Nobodys gonna give a fuck about this in like 2 weeks man, you'll see more censorship and that's it.
>>31864357yea im watching Ame now, im gonna have to pop her tab out and set chrome tab to muted when GuraMori starts tho
>>31864369>BreachedAre they equating their civilians with a foreign country invasion?
>>31864419What is this, I'm scared
bro........ Ame's salty VP..........my dick is not ok.........
>>31864373I... kneel...
>>31864359Aren't all of them armed nowadays, whats stopping them from killing everyone in congress?
I tend to consider reposting certain shit from nga, 5ch or that Indonesian Facebook group to be anti posting. Roommate posting is one thing, following those sources or worse, disseminating them is accessory to harassment or stalking.
>>31864367>>31863741Meant to include you.
>>31864207Don't worry Karen, I unironically hate you, you sjw cunt.
PROCREATE
>>31864419though I'm not sure if she would manage I mean haachama wasn't able to make a TNT duper
>>31864309The pillow is nice, even though fully explicit weeb merch is not for me I'll still buy the entire set because it's the best way to support Ame without giving money to jewtube.
>>31864374well I have nothing to lose from itBuyee will charge me $40 and then hold my voicepacks hostage so I may as well wait the 24 hours and risk it being sold out
>>31864419This arouses me for some reason
>>31864458>Gura>Reading SCsKek, she’s missed multiple 500s at this point
>>31864373I will never get tired of the last two
>>31864441>Mori antipost value rising?>Short it
>>31864149It's difficult for many people to find a balance between listening to and ignoring online criticism. Go the other way and you end up like carson
>>31864239Not gonna happen... sadly >>31864408just don't lose this time faggots... if you lose, the rest will be at the mercy of the chinks
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1347045064158035968
>>31864296>>31864449What could have been... Unironically though, how would Aloe have been around EN?
>666D Uploaded a picture on new years eveHoly fucking shit thanks god I was not around to see the rrats
>>31864466Holofes was happening, other commitments and collabs, timezones, its not easy to get them all together
Gura!
>>31864497Based Mel-senpai.
>>31864428I miss gills
>>31863692>Moona EatingLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>31864181here's a big fat OGEY for (you)
can someone tell me the premise of the sweet and salty voicepacks?
>>31864333I don't think she's gotten a direct 1 on 1 collab with either Mori or Gura, correct me if I'm wrong
>>31864207its stupid shit like this why I keep returning to these threads despite hating them most of the time
>>31864497Mel..?
>>31864497I kneel Mel
>>31864497>second happy bday is from MELDAMN I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MEL REACTION IMAGE
>>31864392Nice
>>31864497basado
Gura....I miss you
>>31864500Rrats were getting killed anon
>>31864497very based
>>31864497based as fuck
>>31864497HOLY BASEDTHIS IS WHAT TRUE UNITY LOOKS LIKE
https://twitter.com/WlGME/status/1347037345640546305 Goslingfags is this true?
>>31864482why waste her fertility?
>>31864497holo blondes stick together
>>31864475Minecraft has flying machines due slime blocks being sticky
>>31864400B...based
>>31864497based melu
>>31864497BASED MEL
>>31864497I FUCKING KNEELGod I love this lewd vampire... I hope her English lessons work out, she could really use an EN boost.
>These past few hours
I love Gura's thumbnail
Couldn't post while I was at work. Really cute of Ina, Gura and Reine to hang around for the Birthday stream. Ina with a chill call, Gura's call was very cute and a little bit awkward, nice super save with the tsuki and the "we'll celebrate together with an extra big cake". It was very nice of Reine to call. Ok that's my blog post.
>>31864510sweet>baking cookies with amesalty>being tortured and interrogated by ame
>>31864497I will now submit to Mel
WE'RE LIVE!
>>31864431My oshi is about to stream, all is right with the world. But I still have time to come here and call you a knuckle-dragging nigger
MORI WHAT THE FUCK THAT SCARED ME
>>31864497Based. Blonde unity.
>>31864465When will they stop? Jesas
>>31864497Based
ow my earsmori must be live
>>31864141American Kremlin got teabagged on or something.
>>31864497I kneel, sexy vampire.
>>31864497Who?
BOOGIE BOX
>>31864180>"it only took 165 years to get this flag inside the capitol, but by god they made it. General Forrest was smiling down from heaven."Imagine being mutt
>you will never be kept in a pen and forced to breed by Ame
>>31864497BASED MELI KNEEL
>>31864510Listen for yourselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
>>31864373>https://streamable.com/yaq7shThis one is so fantastic, i love nenenenenenenenenene
START THE STREAM NIVGUH
>>31864497>Mel using half of last month's income to buy Amelia's merchShe's too good for this world.Bros, please... if you can... watch Mel, even just for a few minutes. She would be happy to have anyone say hello next time she streams...
My hearing is gone, that must mean Mori's started.
I still can't get over how fucking good this is
...didn't she already use Boogie?collab announcement maybe?
>>31864500>Callope "I want to collab with indies" Mori collabs with SexuHow hard would you kneel?
>>31863566>>31863566Mori will make a cake in minecraft and kill the horse Ina gave her.
CHUMBUDS, OUR OSHI STARTS SOON. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY
>voxx a second time>>31864489do you also like floor tiles?
>>31864497SUBMIT TO MEL
>Nigger remixMmm? Calli you ok?
>>31864178>InAme fans always ignore the fact that Gura is sleeping on Ame's shoulder.
>>31864476I know, teabro. I know.
>>31864497why are her followers reacting like this?
>>31864567shes reused a few of them
>>31864538that's pretty salty
Christ, how can you Deadbeats tune into that every stream?
>>31864403Off the top of my head you missed...FestivalKoroneMelAkiSoraLunaMikoChocoAquaWatame
>>31864497
>>31864542RENT FREE
>>31864400https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84560637Found it!
>>31864469>look it upAh, I see. Kek, what a petty thing to do
>>31864497i need a meru ame collab now, imagine what she'd be able to bring out from ame
I kneel..
>>31864505What happened to her spine?
>>31864525No. It turned me on, so it doesn't count as torture.
>>31864207Fucking kek
>>31864497I kneel.
>>31864497PLEASE COLLAB! MEL IS A GREAT HOLO SHE JUST NEEDS THE EXPOSURE!
>>31864497I kneel Meru
>>31864498Shy and reserved? Who the hell knows, she was young as fuck. We'll never know.Doing a second pub stream in 7 and a half hours.
...Gura?
>Waited three days to hear Gura>Stuck hearing Mori's voice tooGod damn this is some sour grapes
>>31864526She has plenty to use.
>>31864180Damn, I hope DXY gets shortsqueezed to a fucking oblivion, so I can sell before the civil war.
>>31864562Mel makes bank rubbing her pussy on NND
i really hope gura is not stressing out about some technical problem
>>31864497Holy based.
>>31864497Based bat.
La negra del Sol Naciente...
Goddamit Mori! Let Gura stream!!!!!!
So it begins...
>>31864536Is that a fucking big maring leak?????
>>31864178>>31864577Speaking of, is there a full version of that with all three or?
>>31864285But she played Va11hallA today!
Did Mori seriously not even know it was Ame's birthday? I can't tell whether that makes things better or worse.
>>31864583Not on different days, this is a first. Probably trying to buy every last second she can to work on art by recycling.
YELLOW ASIAN
>>31864596I wanna suck her titty
>>31864580She doesn't speak english so they're probably losing their shit that she even knew
Gura please start. I can't take Mori's.... whatever the fuck
>>31864497Ultra based
>>31864617I hope she is. I like when Gura is stressed and squirming, it's hot.
>some anons ITT still getting their ears destroyed / getting scared by Mori intro
>>31864373>https://streamable.com/e4k1m1>https://streamable.com/1rx9eqKek. Feel kinda bad people are tricking my daughter into saying this but it's pretty fucking funny
>>31864207
https://twitter.com/hews__/status/1347046065283895297based?
>>31864570>collab with Sexu>Sexu get the Mori bump>Sexu channel explodes>Antis so caught up raging at Mori they leave Sexu alone>Sexu finally makes it and her life starts improvingI would kneel so hard it would vaporize my kneecaps!
Mori blowing out my eardrums since day 1 helped prepare me for my Oshi so I for one and grateful.
>>31864439only now realising I was on the wrong streamkill me
That was a very annoying remix.
>>31864631I thought she played the Nhato one for like a whole week once
gura cute gura cute mori BRAP
GOORUH START THE FOOKIN STREAM
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1347034587491307521Did Gura scold her about Ame lol
>>31864626I dont think so, but here's a link to the arthttps://twitter.com/meromerope/status/1344437674308894720
>>31864597She was doing the wrong stretching reps
>>31864645shes trying to say dogs
>>31864497Based blond unity Meru
>it's gura all along who have problem streaming
>>31864630Don't get the "tomboy reaper rapper" act get to you. She's a dumb blonde bimbo.
>>31864633Just one titty?
Gura is never streaming again. She hates us...
>>31864497Someone give me Mel pics, my folder is painfully empty
>>31864645She wasn't tricked. She's saying she likes dogs.
>>31864570I send her an aka
>>31864580I'm just as surprised that Mel, who doesn't speak English, bought Amelia's birthday pack a few hours after release
>>31864628I h heard that game is bad
>still waitingthis is getting ridiculous lol calli get your fucking shit together jesus
gura your stream onegai
>>31864542"Based."
>>31864207Moricchi...
CAM ON GURA START DA STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are your numbers for today, there are a lot today.
>>31864630Timezones.
>>31864617Probably Mori technical problems.
Gooruh......
this neglect feels amazing, my heart is pounding with anticipation
>>31864630>Is Mori a huge dumbass?Yes, yes she is
>>31864656Nhato won and the prize was using it as the OP for a month. She's been doing new ones every stream since she stopped using his.
>>31864497>Amelia>aMELia>MelAMELIA AND MEL ARE THE SAME PERSON HOLY SHIT
gura...
....was an hour really not enough to fix the problem? What could have happened?
>>31864649Dont talk about twitch garbage here, we might have /v/ niggers here but it doesnt mean this is actually /v/
>>31864653Based
>>31864697Ah, ok.
I think she legitimately didn't know. I'm a teamate but I'll sooner believe Mori's a fuckup than actually malicious, so I won't hold it against her.Still looking forward to them collabing together later this week.
Botan laugh healing my ears from that Mori intro
God I can't wait any longer
>>31864497Alright Mel, I kneel... I submit...
>>31864649fucking based
Gura passed out
All I can say Botan has the cutest laughs ever, I think I might be into cute old ladies now...
>>31864690
snek
>>31864690>00293Jesus, graduate already.
>snek again
RIRI LOVE
>>31864264Unlike most of the JP girls who were autistic shut in streamers, Botan comes from a more professional and social area of gaming entertainment. Shes very professional and socially adept. Shes also straight up likeable and easy to get along with and has been kino in every collab so far.
Holy fucking shit Botan. This stream is amazing.
>>31864690its over
Uh oh second remix time for Mori, the EN curse?
HURRY THE FUCK UP MORI
Calli POV chat - Talking about dumb shitGura POV chat - a a a aa aa aaaaaaa a aaa aaaaa aaa
>>31864700ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW
>Another remixUh, wh-what's happening?
Now this is a remix I can get behind.
What happened to Gura?
>>31864695I FUCKING LOVE MY ABUSIVE GFE
>Ririsya shill for the 3rd timeThat's my boy
>>31864359fedposting belongs to >>>/pol/
Mori going right at the antis! SASUGA MORI-SAMA!
BUBBA
pet snek...
Is Gura having a seizure or something?
>>31864706>Riri's as wellYea, she's fucking stalling for everything she's worth lmao.
>>31864596Blonde unity!!!
>>31864497What's with Ame and femgoslings, every indie lusts after her, and holos are divided between her and Mori
>>31864690Numbers padded with zeroes are for FAGS
Snek is moe
Gura you fucking tease start the goddamn stream
She's back!
>>31864422Based. I'm glad I'm the only person who speaks english here in my town, I can set whatever alarm I want.
>Mori removing the POG emoteI mean she was in the right to keep it from what the drama was about.
>>31864684I remember her showing up during one of Mori's english streams because she wanted to learn
>>31864690>01776defend this
>>31864584This from Ina's stream earlier? haven't done my vod reps yet
she's playing another remixsomething have must have gone horribly wrong
>>31864497MEL TEACHING AME HER ASMR SKILLS
>>31864584
>there are more people waiting for Gooro to start than watching mori
>>31864695Please I just want to hear her voice again
>Riri remix >againI feel a collab comin on
>>31864690>80001OB1
>>31862192Lol. She didn't fucking tell anyone. This is almost as hilarious as when Kanata did it
>>31864510People who bought it will disagree, but they are really short... the idea is nice, but before you even get into it it's over already. Wish she worked on them for much longer.
Gura is go
GOORUH IS LIVE TIME TO MUTE MORI'S STREAM
You want Gura to apologize? Don't worry. Gura sent me to apologize on her behalf. Here you go.
>>31864630If it wasn't obvious anon she's extremely forgetful and checking if it was Ame's birthday was after literally everything but the stream she had that day.
AME IS ON STREAM WITH EGGS IN HER BODY RIGHT NOW, SHE HAS EGGS IN HER BODY AS WE SPEAK. YOU ARE NOW HORNY
Gura is sex.
>start stream ten minutes late>it's still a loading screenWhat the fuck are you doing man
>>31864081YouTube seemed to have tweaked their “feature” that removes “spam viewers” by not making it tune so aggressively. It’s why the viewer graphs aren’t that weird ribbed shape anymore. Whether the “bug” that was speculated to be related to waiting room is still there is anyone’s guess but it seems it’s still in play somewhat.
>>31864757Probably wasn't in her hands or she's just playing it safe.
I miss this shark
>snek remixMori really likes her pet snake
Bubba really wants to slide that dog cock into her fertile womb.
Calli shilling her music instead of starting her stream.How can one girl be so based?
>>31864601She needs to do her eigo reps
>>31864708>I'm a teamate but I'll sooner believe Mori's a fuckup than actually malicious, so I won't hold it against her.Why can't more people be like you...?
I love snek so much, an example of an excellent design that got thankfully paired with a beautiful voice.
Hate anytime someone collab with Mori they have to wait for the dumb open
>>31864670>Don't get the "tomboy reaper rapper" act get to you. She's a dumb blonde bimbo.Stop turning me on, please. I can only get so erect.
10k waiting to 6K watching.... its still real
So how did Nhato win first place when Ririsiya's version sounds so much fucking better and actually adds flair and words to it?
>>31864774Kanata's was funnier because Senpais were in her chat making fun of her during.
>>31864690>61116PALINDROME CHADS WW@
>>31864700Is Mel the post-Haachama Amelia timeline?
>>31864730Both are retarded, what's your point?
GUH
Finally there's my Moririn
I missed Gura
>>31864649>From the Phillippines
THE GURA DECLINE IS REAL
>>31864766Itadachimasu
INSTANTLY INTO STUPID SISTERLY SHENANIGANS, IM BEING HEAAAAAALED
>>31863740Reminder that Botan is the the only holoJP to give congratulations to holoENs for reaching 100k milestones.
>>31864487Even if you buy it now from buyee, they're not immediately buy it for you. It could take them 2 days to buy it.
>autotune Oh boy I love this joke
>>31864630Well it just confirms what we already knew (she's dumb) so I guess better
>>31864758Yes. Look forward to it anon, it was a great stream
Gura is muted on Mori's stream and she doesn't even know, lol
>>31864562Mel is loaded, she makes a ton from her asmr profile
>GUUUUUUH
>C-Pain>Cunny pain
>>31864759Oh yeah I remember. Hopefully she sticks with it
Sorry Gura I'd watch you, but not if the person who shall not be named is there. Maybe in a full collab but not 1on1.
>>31864700Mel Gibson?
Gura's mii the fuck
>>31864649Fuck hews, they have been known to have pretty terrible opinions and lets be honest SEAscum should stay in their lane.
>>31864779Apologize for what? She literally did nothing wrong. She's been good today.
>Gura's watchers get cucked out of the code for a second time
Please stop sending Watame these kinds of messages. She's not your personal psychiatrist. If you're feeling this way then you need to seek professional help unironically from people who know hot to help you. She doesn't deserve this and I hope it doesn't affect her mental health in the future if everyone keeps dumping their troubles on her every other superchat. Is everyone trying to make her cry and feel bad on purpose?
>>31864792She did
What's with the green veil?
>YEET CUPMori, you're ok sometimes
>>31864798She forgot to submit it...
>Muted Gura Sasuga mori
Shark is muted. Jesus christ
oh my fucking god Mori...
mori come on
>>31864649dangerously based relatively controversial take okaychamp
>>31864792She tweeted about how she joined an online English classroom to study, she's doing her reps
>>31864811Check again rrat
yes these two are absolutely fantastic together
>>31864736>delayed the stream to shill both Boogey and Riri at onceSASUGA MORI-SAMA
Mori...
I'm glad they sorted out all these issues during the 1 hour delay
i wish i was bubba
>>31864747Her design is pure yuribait. Which is funny as she's the most straight holo.
Did Gura fuck up Mori's Live2D?
>>31864747They worship Amelia but sacrifice to Calliope.
>>31864800God thats amazing. I wonder how her fanbase handled it. Teamates would literally go on a chink war if that happened
Gooruh
ZERO DAYS etc.
mori muted gura
>>31864758It's kind of a spoiler...
Collab ruined by Mori as usual :}
>>31864410a fucking reddit breacher what an absolute faggot
I have eveyone's stream
Mori you retard kek
>Gura has male Miis in her library what the fuck
>>31864823>>31864613It's more fun to think she's one week away from being homeless, meaning I can be a savior and rescue her, making her become dependent on my support and developing feelings for me cause I'm the hero
time for the best duo
>>31864757>>31864785She's unironically an sjw cunt
>>31864835That's right.
god fucking damn it CALLI
I missed Gura ( T o T )
>>31864832She's going for the anime eyes look.
>Gura' KAWAII UGUU~ Mii racer
Deadbeats, your boy really is retarded isnt she
we waited an hour for this?
Morin
the ASMR stream was truly the beginning of the end
This is a fucking comedy.
>>31864802>>31864690"Based"
>Technical difficulties again
>>31864836Based. Her fanbase is worse than Mori's
>>31864873based
>Zero days
God damn it Mori, this is EXACTLY why I watch her streams
I miss Gura T u T
...guess I'm watching Gura's perspective then
>>31864836actually the opposite if you weren't really fast, Mori only showed it for like 2 seconds
>>31864497https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1347047380206510080?s=21https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1347047817659891718?s=21>Mel also bought Miko and Watame's packsNow this is Unity
>>31864841Mismanaged the transparency.
>>31864832Wait is it the emote her chat spams?
No reason to watch cali's stream I guess
Why is mori so fucking stupid
Wouldn't be a Mori stream without technical difficulties.
>>31864851They have a great dynamic
>>31864840That's pretty good
Reminder that Mori is a professional streamer making big bucks
CALLI PLS
Mori ruining another collab? Great
>>31864883He and we fucking love her.
>>31864860It was obvious it was a joke, so they were making fun of her too. As soon as it hit 1 hour they were saying her sign off "otsukanata."
>>31864856Cute!
>>31864649Sasuga hews sama
My mori why is this happening
>>31864497Based and Melpilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsEqK_o3tBQour daughter came a long way...
>>31864860From what I remember her fanbase was chill and it became a running joke.
>gura milking calli's audience since she's muted on herscalli deserves it
GOOOOORUH I MISSED YOU! T u T
what would you do with deactivated Ame?
i'm so fucking in love with gura
>>31864700>ame is watame>ame is ayame>ame is melhow many more timelines are going to converge before something is done to stop her?
>>31864497suddenly I love Mel
calli changing up the wardrobe today with the green veil, huh?
>>31864837>Watameposters are sick fucksDamn, I didn't see this one coming
>>31864690GO 22772 GO
Why does Gura always seem the happiest with Mori? I swear she's so happy today for no reason. Maybe Calli is just your oshi's oishi
>>31864905There's a Calli stream?
>>31864876God I love this image. I wonder if she would do that if they did an offcollab
>>31864792Not a problem for our birb
Why is Mori's head green screen
>Mori doesn't even know how to play Mario KartI'm not even surprised at this point
>Gura just starts the race and is being extra brattyGood to have her back.
>Mori has Gura muted on discord by defaultRrats?
Might need to do my listening reps a bit more, but this is BGV Fra, no? Nother dude from the K's crewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB9ggBF8XCU
>>31864913Making the big bucks is what makes you a professional, not the other way around.
>>31864840TURBOTASTIC!
>>31864903It's so funny to me that people in the same company have to actually pay money in order to get each others merch
>>31864630She's not malicious, she's just kinda retarded.
>>31864894REAPER RESET
I wish Mori was my big sis...
>>31864910EN*
>>31864941Mori and Gura have a nice dynamic
YOU SEEYA BOY ISA SPECIAL KINDOF NOT VERY BRIGHT
>im first...wait there is a 2 thereTHIS FUCKING BITCH
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
Did Mori kill the game audio?
Bubba...
>The game is muted nowShe's too powerful.
Why don't these two bozos collab more often? They have a great dynamic.
>>31864933Patiently wait for her.
what a terrible streamer
>>31864933Nothing illegal
>>31864949
ok but memes aside she already has ruined the collab.
>>31864800This and the Among Us collab bullshit...No wonder she only hang out with Coco who actually treats her nice, why does everyone else treat her like shit anyway? She seems like a nice girl, no way she deserves that.
Gooruh so bad.
>>31864690Okay now give me the password
>>31864922DRIVE THE KART, GOORUH
INCOMPETENT
>>31864894a classic HoloEN
Goodbye ame the real stream is about to start
>Tech support while racingOh my god
>>31864949Anon that's not how muted on Discord works when she can clearly hear her
>>31864958If Mori was my big sis my fetish for brother/sister incest would be raging 24/7.
How about you test things before the stream?
>>31864837Jesus I hate these fucking fags. I wonder if that one clip of watame where she talks about her past is going around again and people are hoping that they can get that get from her
>turn on watson ch>autistic screeching>keep stream open
>>31864497I believe in blonde supremacy
Why does Mori suddenly have to choose between game or voice audio, same shit happened with Crash
>what's drifting
>>31864931>gura milking calli
>>31864941Because you're a coping schizoShe's better with all others.
>WHAT'S DRIFTING
fuck bubba, jesas, leave her alone
>Race starts>"Ok how do I go"
>goes full time >gets worse Moririn...
https://streamable.com/5lrfrf
>>31864793Also, as I said before, it's not her actual birthday, it's a made up date to be a fun event. It's silly to get upset about it.
>whats driftingI taste pain
>what's drifting?
Jesus christ Calli.
what's drifting?
>Ow hold on, my tinnitus just got really bad, hold onAme...
>What's driftingMori's never going to make it.
>>31864941She's just the way she used to be with Ame. Wait until she gets burned out with Mori and then goes to the next coworker.
KANSEI DRIFTO?!
Bubba wants in on the action.
>>31864985Dedicated punching bag character
>>31864987My password?
>>31864941They have the same autistic wave length
I think Bubba wants to get abandoned on the side of the highway.
>Mario Kart stream>doesn't know how to play Mario Kart>doesn't know how to streams-sugoi...
>Are you 11th, Gura?>...No, I'm 1st.
>>31864980kek
>what's drifting?Mori seriously doesn't know what that is?
>>31864857>literally jacks off to yuri and bl
Mori sounds so bored
>>31864649Hey hews I know you egosearch so I just want to let you know nobody really cares about your political views, stop outing yourself as a dumbfuck on the internet defending a retard like >goatsex. shut the fuck up and do your job as an artist, and only post art.
>>31865012>it's not her actual birthdayWhy would she lie to us? Take your meds
>Gura desperately trying to keep things relevant >Mori doesn't even know what the game is and spends the whole time talking about technical difficultiesHoly shit, is this going to be worse than Ina's collab with her?
Clutch star
>>31864941This, but the exact opposite.
>tech support while playing>still gaining viewsHOW ?!
>>31863564You'll never be Bubba and get Ame kisses
I THINK GOORUH AND MORIRIN SUCKS
>That Gura maneuver to beat Mori>Mori has no reactionI think I'm becoming a Mori anti right about now.
>>31864985See: >>31864917
i am grinning so wide. i've missed gura.
God I wish that was me...
FIX YOUR SHIT MORI JESUS
gura extra smug today
Based english teacher.
Jesus this is awkward, is mori going to talk about her stream settings the whole time?
>>31865042ogey
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1347048367772221440BeholdUnity
Why is Mori's mic so shit?
today has been a wild daydespite all the shit going down im glad I could talk with you guysyou guys are alright
Bubba is about to take a shit on the floor
>Tune into Mori's stream>She's killing the mood entirely >Leave Mori's stream
Why does RNG always screw my boy?
>>31865049FREDWHY
why does hololive suck at mariokart?
>>31864998>holoEN>caring about prepping a streamOnly Ina does that
So uh, why is Mori so green?
Holy fuck Mori is officially worse than the bird nowFucking christ>Cant stream>Whats drifting
>>31865012All of them are fake birthdays, you fucking moron. They are the birthdays of the CHARACTERS THEY PLAY.THAT'S THE POINT.
>do my study reps>come back>mk8 collab just startedwhat the fuck?
>>31864810What's the problem? There's nothing schizo about it.
>>31865034AnonAnon, did you knowDid you know, AnonTHAT YOUR BOY IS BAD AT VIDEO GAMES?
>good mood>can't concentratei need narratives
This is an insult to the SameTori Mario Kino collab
does Mori intentionally spam that windows sound or something
>>31865039She's playing Mario kart
>Gura being mommy likeMMMMMMMMMMM
What has the Phillippines done for humanity?
could someone pass me the code snippet to paste into holotools to multistream?
>>31864976Until recently Mori couldn't really stream at these hours and they used all the time they could do on fucking Overcooked.
Why does Mori ruin every collab
>>31865061I SUBMIT TO MEL
>>31864941She got the "I love you" from her perfect little detective ofcs she is happy now.
>>31865074You what?
Will gura actually play Visage this week i need more horror game streams gura please
>>31864980
>>31865029Why are Mikifags like this?
Holy SHIT Mori. This is the worst intro to a collab I’ve ever seen yet it’s still Kino...
>>31865080SEX with BOYFRIEND
>>31865061JUST COLLAB ALREADY
>>31865034She beat bloodborne and other souls games without knowing what i-frames are.
>>31865046Top 2 EN streamers
>Gura nearly got mogged by someone who’s literally never touched this gameI love this autistic collab!!!
>>31864860That's just Japanese humor. Basically an extended skit, doesn't translate too well to western humor, though.
>>31864649Yes, twitch is retarded.
>>31865046we need EN gen2 to make them accountable for their shittiness and mediocrity
>>31865061Mel is adorable and I hope her rape stalker issues have been satisfied.
Do you think bubba licks ame's armpits?
>>31865087Could you google it instead of asking to be spoonfeed?
>>31865070She stacks odds against herself by being a fucking retard.
There are people ITT who think Mori is putting actual effort into Hololive.
>doesn't display racing codeummm
>>31865074greed manifesting
>>31864834>terrible opinions>he isn't not rooting for American Civil War: Electric BoogalooC'mon now
>>31865038Straightest of lesbos
>>31865097
>>31865087its literally the first result when you google it
>>31864965I FUCKING LOVE MY TOMBOY BIMBO
>>31865021She asked what button was to go forward, pretty she literally never played it before now
Gura did you just throw a red shell at a wall?
what is Ame making?
DEMIURGUS BROS QUICK I NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN THE MAD GENIUS OF CALLIOPE MORI SAMA, WHAT IS HER MASTER PLAN?
>>31864419maybe if she reads guides instead of asking questions from chat. even hardcore minecraft players refer to guide sometimes since its impossible to have everything memorized in that game
>>31865085Plug-in water heaters
>>31865113Gura's stream
>>31865061I kneel, Mel
>>31865075No Kiara is worse
>>31865073Ame preps her non-gaming streams too
>>31865097Really? I'm loving it.
holy fuck you faggots hyped up calligula after a fairly disastrous first collab and a decent second collab, and look at it now.this is fucking atrocious. sametori was literally 50x better than this.
>>31865086I never want to remember the Overcooked arc why did you have to remind me
I have tinnitus as well and it sucks, I'm sorry Ame...
>Begin the day with amazing streams>End them with..
>>31865112If there is one thing I learned, it's that deadbeats will literally excuse ANYTHING she does. No matter what.
>oh that's a wallgeezus christ. I didn't know what was a wall either.
>Wow my tinnitus is really bad.>My tinnitus is really bad today, I just hear this EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31865077They waited for you, anon. Welcome!
Why is Hololive so bad at Mario Kart?
>>31865074Gura... your chroma key reps...
>>31865124Her own cake
>>31865047>>31865053>>31865054Please, it hurts too much to know I will never be this little bastard...
>>31865061Thank you for last night, Mel!
>>31865112>Mori lives rent free in his head
>>31865046>en pekora>en cocoyou tell me anon
Imagine flashing the place you pee from!
>>31865097>Technical difficulties to draw attention from the fact this is Gura's first stream in 3 daysSASUGA MORI SAMA
SHE'S IGNORING GURA AND INTERACTING WITH CHATHOW DOES SHE DO IT
>>31865129flying machines are piss easy man even chat+ame could easily make one
>back in ze day...>BACK IN ZE DAY!Fucking dorks.
This collab already fucking sucks and she delayed for it. And you faggots still refuse to dislike the video.
>>31864142>>31864179>>31864097uhhh do you have a source or something for this
>>31864588Yeah Aki's a big one - she actively sought out collabs with Ina and Kiara on stream
>non-physical tinnitusIS AME A SCHIZO??
Is Gura bad or is the drift on the kart just that fucking wide?
>Mori antis still trying>Even after being btfo and mocked
>>31863564How can I get a gf exactly like Gura-chan who will have sex with me?
Mori is ruining literally everything but somehow I can't hate her for it. In fact it's kinda funny to me.Is this actually the deadbeat experience or am I just retarded?
>Gura is DEAD last>Next to a player named pleb
>gura in charge of driving
Gura please stop sucking for just one second
This is the collab calligulafags have been looking forward to?
>>31865153RBC is pretty good....
>>31865163Truly Mori is a genius, what a caring person she is.
>>31865163Stop fucking avatar fagging you obnoxious piece of shit.
Chumbuds... I think it's time to admit Gura sucks at drifting
the pink haired one needs to shut the fuck up holy shit
GURA STOP SANDBAGGING SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31865165What the fuck are you even talking about?
>60 minutes in and still no gura mentionfuck you ame FUCK YOU
>>31865172no its a thing
http://poal.me/z9go7xhttp://poal.me/z9go7xhttp://poal.me/z9go7x
>>31865174When were they btfo
>>31865131thanks anon
>>31865163Based.
>>31865175Yes
Why is Calli's veil 4chan green in Gura's POV
>>31864653tfw I thought I'd like the zombie least pre-debutWhat a foolish faggot I was...
Calli silliness > Mori "coolness"she should try to sound more happy
>>31865134At least Kiara's streams actually work
>>31865078yes, but EVERY gangsta knows what drifting is>>31865100that sounds commendable. a warrior of honor.
>>31865177you need to be black, trans, and have a trans atlantic cock
>>31865076So that makes it ok to go ballistic on schizoposting? Otherwise I don’t get why you just repeated what I said.
>>31865112
>>31865162shut up I'm biologically wired to want to put my penis inside it
what's with the green around mori
>I wanted to be GhostriderOh no no deadcucks
>>31865173Gura sucks at this
Does Mori know how to drive? She is doing good for someone who haven't touched the game in a long time
>>31864755
>>31865172Semantics. If you really don't know it means the ear hairs are quivering on their own instead of a foreign object causing the sensation
>Antis got mogged by Hlgg>run to Mori pre chat like retards and get treated like chink bots because that’s how dumb they sound>run back here when stream starts to try and make it sound like this thread hates the collabWhy are they like this? So obvious
>>31865163SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY IT!
If ya boi is bad at video games, what does that make Gura...
SHE WAS GONNA SAY WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
>>31865097Can a drawfag redraw this but with mori pleaseonegai
>>31865203Because you touch yourself at night.
I hope someone clips Gura saying BACK IN ZA DAY. That was cute.
>What is drift?>What is tilt?I thought Mori being retarded was just a meme
>>31865042gura will make it good, you'll see...
>>31865134focus on the stream, karen, people are watching
>has literal 0 idea about the game>halfway distracted with technical shit>still better than GuraSame-chan....
>>31865144Ina....
>>31865222She finished in 9th. Granted, Gura's worse, but Mori is also bad.
>>31865187Anon Gura is terrible at this game
>>31865163BASED
>>31865214IS THAT THE FORBIDDEN EMOTE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASKETE
Gura what in the holy fuck is that Mii?
>>31865184Its not avatar fagging retard, just watch more anime/read more light novels
>open stream>open thread>post that mori ruined everything>masturbate furiously>close stream>keep thread open
So this is the power of your oshi chumbuds
>ywn eat ame's air cake
im loving every second of this collab
Why do they use the Mii's so much
gura's capture card SUCKS
>>31865203She's probably doing some weird chroma key shit and Mori's the only Live2D with transparency.
>>31865223Chumguts tasuketeeeeeeeeee
>>31865223
>>31865214>POG emoteYAB
>Mori unable to find the code then covering up the code Kek this fucking dork
>>31865227That Mii is hilarious
>>31865192Meanwhile she already praised Ina three times
Ame really liked that artwork...
>>31865248It's perfect, that's what it is.
>>31865177attend sunday mass and never forget your farmer market reps
>Gura trying to salvage this collab>Calli basically asleep
>MORI POSTS AN ARTIFICIAL FUCKING TWEET 10 HOURS LATE HAHAHAHHAHAI CANT BELIEVE IT SHES SO FAKE.
>Gura trying to bant with Calliope at every opportunity>Ignores literally every opportunityPLEASE, OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>31864755This may be her best outfit yet...
>>31865258Is that an ogey?
>>31865222She's somehow better than my oshi despite the game being newer to her and its absolutely hilarious.
>>31865249Repeatedly posting the same fucking image every thread with the same retarded posting style makes you a fucking avatarfag, roleplaying or no.
>haven't played in forever>somehow better than GuraHow
>>31865218>he doesn't know
GURA IS A DIRT RALLY CHADBASEDBASEDBASED
>>31865248It's fucking beautiful is what it is
>>31865223gura looks so pretty here... what a shame it has to be shitpost art.
Do you prefer the all ALL CAPS or the no caps variety of schizoposts?
>>31865184>implying it is one personGet a load of this actual retard!
Gura playing Dirt RallyOh yes
>>31865184Nofunallowed.png
awww, gura likes driving games
>>31865253KYS SHEEP NIGG... wait...
>>31865277You okay anti-san?
>dirt rally>with an actual wheelGura plays the most random games.
>Dirt rally with controlsGura is doxxing her brother again...
Gura keeps talking about racing games. I fucking love this shark.
>Gura likes Dirt RallyThat's a weird choice.
>>31865159Honestly, I don't hate her. It's a smart business move to use a booming market to further your true passion. I just find it funny how many people deny something so obvious
Why does it feel like Gura is excitedly talking to her older sister? This is cute so far.
gura is drunk again
Caligula is not as good as I remembered
Does Mori not charge anything when she's not using it?
LOW BATTERY.COME ON MORI.
>calli~ they're bullying meeeeuhgura is pretty cute>>31865153I recently found out some of the JP girls are alright or pretty good at it. EN is pitiful at Mario Kart.
>Low BatteryHow is every single electronic device Mori owns always on low battery?
Gura was better than Kiara and Mori is better than Gura THEREFORE Kiara is the worst at maro kart
>low battery already
>>31865227She's cute
>>31865153Every single JP is better at the game than every single ENI don't know why, but that's how it is.If you watch JPs play they actually drift all the time and boost off of every jump.
>low batteryWhat the fuck Mori?
>>31865184Not just him kek, it’s been a joke for a while
>mori didn't charge her shit againjesus
>>31865241Pretty much how Suisei started with Mario Kart.
>>31865248she needs to push the eyes up a little higher so they're partially hidden by the bangs. gotta give her credit it looks better than last time.
>>31865163I like these posts
>>31865251Do you masturbate to their voices, or any scrap (you)s that come your way? Important question.
Jesus Gura has come a long way since her debut, actually being the one carrying this
Someone tell Gura to stream Absolute Drift, it is kino as fuck and the devs respond to emails quickly so I'm sure they'd be able to get permission
>>31865248It's that emote her chat always spams
>>31865184>he thinks its one person
>Low battery
>>31865245anon, you could spot the difference from sametori collab.
calli is actually so autistic that its kind of repulsive
I gotta say deadbraps, not impressed with your oshi.
So why is gura and calli playing mario kart while ame is alone playing minecraft on her birthday
>>31865187SHE'S HERE
>>31865223I've got this one, cuteposters. Continue to enjoy Gura.
>>31865301>anti-sani swear to god noone even used the word "anti" until holoEN debuted and you faggots migrated from redditgo back EOP
REEE
>>31865262Thank you for your services Chumguts
In other news Botan is cute
>REEEEEEE
>sandbagging>reeeGura?
REEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYABAI
REEEEEE
>>31865227gooruh turned off auto steering while mori still has it
>Unironic REEEWhat the fuck Gura
Mori sounds like a robot
did gura just reeeee
I'm dying laughing at Mori's deadpan voice despite clearly being invested in what's happening mixed with Gura's screams
gura.....
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
did... did gura just "REEEEE"?
>>31865330yes
>REEEEEE
Gura's REEEEE is very cute
Mori seems more autistic than usual today.
>sandbagging? what's that?Oh this ignorance bit is part of the kayfabe isn't it deadbeats? Like how she pretended to not know what teabagging meant.
>>31865315Most of them were shit until they started practicing for their tournament recently
Gura... your mario kart reps...
>open gura stream>hear "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE">close stream and report as hateful content
Attention teamfriendsPlease no bully my boi Mori Callipe. She is good girl*HIEC*Also subscribe to her and give BIG AKASUPAo9
>>31865163A Sasuga Mori sama!!!
REEEEEEEEE
>>31865293Schizoposting with actual effort but very weak bait gets a bunch of (You)s these days so why bother trying.
>>31865184Your brain lacks power
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>31865227Mori's dark secret is that she's actually not bad at video games, she's just completely ignorant about them. The more she plays the better she gets as she starts to learn it.
Is Gura's voice pack just going to be her reading from a Waffle House menu for ten whole minutes?
>>31865351Nah. By the way. My Boy is going to hit 900k this week while you wallow in butthurt.
Gura's making some good gremlin sounds tonight.
>That drivingNot knowing how to play my ass Mori
reminder it is Jap to America, Mori probably is host.
i think gura chose her kart because it's blue with red accents. i can't believe how cute she is.
>>31865293No caps, my mind automatically filters out any posts with all caps.
>low batteryGura..
>>31865040stfu nigger lol
>LOW BATTERYTHESE GIRLS
>>31865351Ah yeah, no one mentioned Anti during Towa and Aloe's incidents.
>>31865163Keep posting these you faggots, I like them
>>31865322ID >>>>>> JP >>>> EN
>>31865184do you respond to goslingposts calling them avatarfagging too?
>Fucking sandbagging niggers REEEEEEEGura nooo
>>31865376I'm... not so sure anymore.
Why won't this shark stop screaming?
>>31865085 The world's strongest idol drank their tap water and gained superhuman constitution, among other powers
>that Gura squeal
>>31865362Mori always sounds like a robot when she's collabing
>>31865348Ame didn't call anyone up to let them know she was having an afterparty
>>31865341She was just warming up in the beginning obviously. If you look now she has better control over her kart. Doesn't change the fact that she's horrible at this game.
>>31865227The absolute state of 4ceful losing to someone who doesn't even know what drifting is
>sanbaggin whats thatgotta said deadbeats your oshi ignorance is really funny
Isnt Dirt Rally a EA franchise now ?Why cant they play
>>31865368Yes
Stop making this collab sound fun, I'm skipping it because I hate Mori and you're making me regret it.
>FUCKING BATTERIESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gura extra cute today
>REEEEEEEEEEEG-Gura your inner blue gremlin....
Calli's playing with drive assist and Gura isn't, kek
Anyone else feel like Gura is being a bit bitchy towards Mori?
despite of gura is losing but she get a good spanking from calli is calming my heart
>>31865392She doesn't even know about the coins.
>>31865392She's on autosteerting.
>>31865410That's what the chumtoddlers want her to do.
I love Gura's mii so much
>>31865112She made 4 original songs in her short career in Hololive, which is more than any of her long standing senpais. How is that not effort? Not even our aspiring idol, Suisei has that many songs.
suisei...
>>31865360Auto steering is worse though
>>31865392She's getting carried hard by the autosteer while spamming strong items.
>>31865412>Raised in the Philippines>Studied in AustraliaIs this the secret recipe for the Ultimate idol?
>>31865422It's not that fun, it's pretty bad.
Chumbuds.. why is our oshi so bad at this game? It’s not even that hard
>Gura losing to Mori of all peopleThis is the funniest shit
>>31865223luv me doughta treat er well simple as
>>31865322only the top oneshalf of jp still falling over edges
mori is such a mom here>encourages gura even when gura is ass>doesn't know any technical terms>technical difficulties
>>31865417POꟼ
>>31865435im glad you're having fun, ESL-chama
GURA IS CARRYING THIS FUCKING UGLY REPEAR
>Mori talking calmly>Gura screamingTheir energy levels are so far apart it's like they're in two different universes, Jesus
Jesus Christ Mori just keeps digging that hole.
I usually don't like Gura much but for some reason she's really cute here with Mori.
>>31865417DOUBLE YAB.
>>31865434yes and she absolutely deserves it
>>31865392>goes straight over grass even with auto steering onYea, my boy doesn't know shit. I didn't even realize that was possible.
>>31865452she is the best player in holoEN
Gura is getting mogged by our boy...
>>31865434have you taken your meds anon?
>>31865434meds
Deadbeats whats up with your oshi? She's so boring today.
Gura's mii thing looks like a powerpuff girl
>Gura suffering>Mori nonchalantly dismissing her pain, telling her shes fineYep, I'm thinking kino
I think I got it, Mori definitely played GTA before, that's probably why she is doing mediocre despite not touching the game
>>31865418How the fuck does she not know that term, she played fighting games
>>31865422I'm watching it and it's just extremely unremarkable. Nobody will talk about this collab again unless something bad happens. I don't even hate Mori.
>>31865388Not even sure if it's a secret, she's mechanically (as in physical execution) alright but sucks at learning game-specific mechanics.Also some of those bits in Crash 4 were bullshit anyway
My boy is being extra fucking retarded today.
Gura already said she wants to stream Assetto Corsa, I think she really enjoy racing games
>>31865452its fine, she had a good time with calli
Is Gura... different?
I can't hear anything but bad Ryuuko voice acting when Mori speaks.
Why does Mori keep using Japanese all the time?
>20k to 14k not even one hour inAMELIA BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>31865475>today
>>31865085nothing
Does Mori no know what anything is?
>>31865417shroud of turin
gura wasn't this bad against kiara, what the fuck?
>>31865085Bringing SWAG to the world
>>31865434No? She's cute and energetic and trying to get my autistic spaghetti-dropping boy to feel comfortable t.deadbeat
>>31865448Only if you have any idea what you are doing.
>>31865463Always is.t. deadbeat
>>31865487it's why we love her so much
>>31865184But he is not me
Sametori > Calligula
>>31865390Onegai...
>>31865485>GURA IS A RACIST
>>31865475her bf fucked her stupid
Wait... this is the deadbeat experience? lmfao you hate to see it
>>31865289What do you think she's been doing instead of her scheduled streams?
>you have to hold down A to go straight forward
im diamonds from her demanding we tell her
>>31865490Welcome to Ame's comfy minecraft.
>>31865507But she's always stupid
>>31865453Mori's still got the auto drift thing on, Gura's trying (and failing) to drift on her own
>>31865184So wait, by your logic, gosling posting is avatar fagging too? Are you a moron?
Gura...
>>31865163Sasuguh, Mori-sama
GOD I REALLY WANT TO TEACH MY WIFE GURA HOW TO PLAY GAMES
>>31865507t. Mori
Did Mori just buy her Switch?
>>31865475Just woke up and she's still drained from her Crash marathon.
Gura is getting destroyed by someone who has never played Mario KartSad!
CALLIS IS ESPECIALLY AUTISTIC TODAY.
>not a single Suisei post even with all these mentions of the Comet bikeAre all of them dead now?
You can really hear how much she hates this with that little "okay um..."
>>31865085saturday morning cartoon villains for /hlg/ and /hlgg/
>>31865390More like McDonalds
>>31865487SHE HAD SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND
>>31865475Her autism makes it so that the more bored she sounds the more invested she actually is. She has to route the brain power from being entertaining to focusing on the game.
>>31865434Yeah Gura definitely told her off for ignoring Ames birthday. Thats why more had her muted on discord at the start of this stream and why this is so awkward
Mori is using the L and R buttons and thinks she's drifting well. But actually she just has autodrift on.
My sharkwife isn't very good at videogames....
>>31865489>why does the person who live in japan speak japanese?
>Whats tilt controls>Whats sandbagging?>What's autodrift>Whats MuttonchopsMori...
>I get the feeling Kusotori is a proH-haha...
wow calli does not give a shit
The great fight for last place
>kusotorishe fucking hates her god damn
Where are the other players?
>no she's ter----gura you can call Kiara terrible
THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING WHERE'S KIARA
>Gura throwing shade at her collab with Kiaralmfao
>>31865454Cheers, Bazza
>>31865490>amelia brosFucking newfag
>Mori wishing it was Kiara instead of GuraI hate this cunt
>Mori has never watched Kiara play Mario KartFucking kek
>>31865557kek
>let's not invite kiara to the next oneMori... your wife...
>>31865490>https://holo.poi.cat/stream/lnU6Nq-o7OMohnononono
>>31865563i laughed
Gooruh...
Amelia would win a HololiveEN Mario Kart tournament. I think Ame would win in any game besides a rhythm game or Smash Brothers honestly.
How does Gura miss every coin, every power up and miss the track consistently despite playing this more then Mori
I don’t remember Gura being this bad at the game when playing with Kiara
>>31865560god I wish
>>31865561They're done with the race already
>Gura is dead last that the game ended before she even crossed the finish lineMy GOD Gura
>>31865487she's just more honest. calli *did* make her postpone the stream for an hour.
Kiara is the best mariokart driver say something nice about her.
Ame's best MC content are the rail building adventures
>>31865576Ina...
Nousagis are truly the strongest race
>>31865479anon, shes a fucking posershe doesn't know shit about fighting games. she probably posted on fucking r/Kappa with all those other dipshits
>>31865586Life is rough for sharks...
>>31865490>amelia brosGo back.
>YAY I'M IN 10TH>YAY I'M IN 10TH>YAY I'M IN 10TH
>Gura says bunnyhop>Mori takes it literallyholy kek
>>31865577>>31865579she must be sandbagging...right?
>>31865541Family
IS THAT FUCKING KOOPA?
gura is extra retard today, i love itt.chumbud
>>31865577She was way better in her Kiara collab.
>Next time we should invite KiaraFuck no Mori. You need to build a dynamic with the other girls without your bff.
>but you did get us this time?>laughs at blackfaceOkay, this is getting kinda kino boys.
>Mori sees a nigger>that's a fun face you got there
>>31865566She's throwing shade at Kiara's mario kart abilities not the actual collab
>GET
>>31865576Ina would win every game because of luck
>that green one in the backN-no it can't be
>>31865538We're always getting dragged in these kinds of shit. Ok I'll bite. What did we even do this time?
>dudeWhat's wrong with Gura's vocabulary today? Is she code switching for Mori?
>>31865579I think nerves from doing commentary are getting to her a bit. She's not at all warmed up because she took such a long break.
>Mori thinking she's a master at drifting not knowing it's really because she has auto drift on
Mori is too low energy these days. Even Gura has her beat now.
>>31865583Stop posting and get back to the race, Gura
>>31865611She had autosteering on. She decided to play on normal mode instead of Grandma for this.
>>31865583SHE READ THIS
>go literally hours without any EN streams>now there are THREE FUCKING STREAMS OVERLAPPINGCan Enma reel this shit in? How am I supposed to watch this many streams at once?
>>31865579She shouldn't have swapped to the bike, those have stronger turn control but horribly sharp drifting.
>Your Oshi>Which EN girl has the most enjoyable MC streams
Gura did so much better last time playing with Kiara, and she wasn't even good then. What setting did she fuck up this time?
>>31865184>>31865281The state of retards here. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but being such a bitter faggot you're well on your way already
>>31865604Did she have autodrift on with Kiara?
>>31865601>YAY I'M IN 10TH - Mori>Gura - literally didn't even cross the finish line
>Mori "bad at video games" Calliope beat Gura twice nowcumbuds?...
>>31865599yeah reminder she had no idea what invincibility frames were
>>31865550She doesn't speak Japanese nor is she learning.
>>31865630Ame and Mori have been rubbing off on Gura these past few months, if you haven't noticed.
>>31865601Holy shit it was >>>All along...
>>31865630Gura is a fucking parrot, she starts mimicking people subconsciously
>>31865630She's slowly letting HER leak out
>mori constantly thinking of and bringing up kiaraholy fuck kiara really is one of her closest friends huh. hololive literally gives you a free 4+ friends just by existing
Expected to be bombarded by Ame birthday likes but she only liked what is basically a normal ameliart like/retweet day?
Mori has the twin advantages of 1. being able to stay on the road and 2. knowing not to boost into cornersThis alone makes her at least the third best driver in holoen
>>31865534I was going to mention Suisei but then I got distracted by a cute picture of Melhttps://files.catbox.moe/by58jm.jpg
>>31865606FAMILY MEANS SEX WITH BOYFRIEND
>>31865591Isn't Ame better than Ina at Mario Kart? Ina is better than Ame at Smash now.
Ame still hasnt set up her new pc? Did she say when shes gonna do it?
I like that Caligula collabs make Gura turn more into a dudebro.
>>31865640AmeliaIna
seeing Gura's mii's plump ass is making me horny
>Mori trying her hardest to get the money
>>31865617My sides, how can she be so bad at this game but be so fucking entertainment
>>31865640MoriMori
when does the kino start? it's all cringe
>>31865630She's been using that terminology a lot more over the last month or so
>>31865648Is it really winning when you still lose to everyone else?
Have anyone of you guys actually played this mario kart? The game is basically a slot machine as far as who wins.
>>31865644They both did
>>31865664Has Ina ever played Mario Kart?
>>31865547She's good at rhythm games! Actually, she's better at rhythm games then any other EN is a at a particular genre.
>>31865630Its how young people who spend too long on youtube speakt. Zoomer
>>31865682Are you stupid?
>>31865640ina ina inaaaa
>>31865682ina...
>>31865650I wish Mori would rub off on me.
>>31865682Have you memoryholed her collab with Kiara lol
>>31865640AmeAme and Ina
>They're getting more comfortableCute!
>>31865630Have you not been watching Gura?
>>31865682INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31865456Its great. Shes going to be a wonderful mother to my kids
Stop wiggling the bike!!
>>31865640InaIna (ame close second)
NECK N NECK
>>31865679the last mario kart i played was mario kart 64, dont they still give you the overpowered items when you're losing?
>>31865640Mori's roommateMori
why does ame hate kiara so much?
>>31865483Made me laugh. >>31865533Nah Mori said she played long ago.
>>31865640kiarakiara's are good for the adventure, but ina is good for the comfy
>>31865534Preoccupied with Amelia's stream, but I'll be sure to enjoy it later :} Thanks for the heads up.
>>31865630Gura has said "dude buddy buddy buddy dude guy" all the time
>>31865640InaIna
>>31865679That's what retards think. The items are not as impactful as in other games, this is super casual.
>>31865670DISREGARD FEMALESACQUIRE CURRENCY
>>31865040Absolutely based post.>>31865401cringe trannypilled faggot, you will never be a man.
>gura doesnt banter with ina>doesnt banter with kiara>only banters with ame >now banters with mori>also doesnt lust after kiara or ina>only lusts after ame and moriwhat is it about mori that makes her so compelling to gura?
>>31865665After birthday stream. So maybe next week.