/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are we still doing this?

Anon, what would your parents think if they saw your small wife?

>>31851529
God I wish that was me

>>31851650
there is still so much I have yet to nut to

>>31851650
Life is suffering.

AHOY MATEY

Quest: Get her out of bed

Difficulty: Yes

>>31852211
Instructions unclear.

>>31851650
Why not?
>>31852211
Make her breakfast.

Cheshire Dog!

>>31852255
Those foxes on the right are up to no good.

>>31851951
Time for shark sex.

I want to donate one of these plush toys to the orphanage. Something about it is a bit off, though. I could have sworn I saw it move a little.

>>31852255
Wouldn't mind 129 and 133.

>>31852421
Hope she don't mind if I start rubbing that vulva a bit while she cuddles me

>>31852211
Suplex her

>>31852670
Do not molest the toys in front of the children.

>>31852211
Who is she

>>31852255
Too young.

>>31853429
Fine you can have this granny youkai I guess.

>>31852289
Her tails dart out and rip the food from your hands, dragging the screaming prey deep into her lair. The screams stop and a belch echos outward

Mission failed

>>31852763
You arms fail to reach around the covers, after a grand struggle you lie broken on top of the bed, quivering giggles bubbling up from underneath

Misson Failed

>>31851529

>>31853649
Too old.

>Mandragoras also like having these roots sucked by their husband, so they're good for root fetishists.

>>31853974
Too bad.

>>31852670
If it makes you happy she would love to let you do it. Although she will want to go further than that.

I wanna ask Rata-chan if I can use her newspaper's classified section to to find a tall bodybuilder girlfriend. What are the chances Rata-chan will get big herself?

>>31853649
>>31854181
>it's a late summer night
>cicadas are still buzzing outside
>the only light in the room is a television screen
>you're snuggled up with Yukari on the couch
>you're watching some comfy movies together
>she's stroking your head and your hair
>the dinner she made was so filling that you're dozing off
>eventually you lay down your head on her laps, and close your eyes
Granny gfs are great, man.

>>31851692
My wife is not small

Consider a bird.

only fish or lizards for me

>>31857536
Birds are kinda like lizards!

>>31857758
they are often considered reptiles

>>31857536
How do you feel about amphibians?

>>31857758
i need big fat tails
>>31858057
those are pretty good too

>>31858057
The sheer size of the thighs on the salamanders in monster girl dreams absolutely drive me nuts.

would you travel the cosmos with a cat?

>>31857115
I've had tengus on the brain for the past couple of weeks, though I'm too vulgar to actually attract one.

>>31858505
>Monster girl dreams
The cat girl ass worship scene broke me, it cemented my love for asses. Very cool game

>>31858617
Traveling is a pain in the ass and space travel is that except ten thousand times longer/more boring.
If they get stargates then we'll talk.

>>31858720
Nerd birds like bad boys who say dirty words like 'hell'

>>31853817
How is this camwhore shit even allowed here? Most of these creatures are westerners streaming to western audiences, using avatars as a way to ape some shitty Japanese meme, it'd be more at home on /soc/ or something because it's about as Japanese as an episode of The Simpsons.

>>31858505
>>31858854
Manticore’s scene where she “kidnaps” you and leaves you tied up in her bedroom all day before coming home and fucking you and going to bed is pretty amazing. God I love manticores

>ywn be held down and toyed with by a kaiju delinquent

>>31858505
What is monster girl dreams and what does it have?

>>31859469
If the Manticore fucks you in the gloryhole before you meet her napping in the mountains, she will recognize your sent and wake up thinking you came looking for her. Its pretty cute.

>>31859627
I rather be held down and toyed with by Kamaitachi delinquents

>>31860003
I wanna be locked in a room alone with Big Sis.

>>31860003
Delinquents in general are olev

>>31859674
It's a porn game where the demon lord cursed everyone to only be able to fight through sex. Mostly vanilla and has some mge girls like a Manticore and wurm.

>>31860230
I want to be locked in a room with a trio of them.

>>31860364
Even better.

>>31860307
I thought she was pregnant for a second there

>>31860756
Pregnancy is reserved for girls you defeat

>>31861141
Is there a delicate way to suggest your travelling companion change their gear?

>>31861141
Tell that to girls that defeat you.

>>31861210
Why would you? It has great stats

>>31860264
You are and forever will be my nigga anon.
Unless our delinquent waifus are from rival gangs. Then we’d have to go out drinking on our own.

>>31859627
>>31860003
Its all fun and games until the class president comes and punishes everyone

>>31851529

>>31861278
Jokes on her, I have escape rope!

New commission, this time featuring Elizabeth's greatest weakness- the adorable hordes.

>>31861841
This but unironically.

>>31851529
>>national concerns about the workforce take precedence again
Australians._

>>31861841
FORKED SNEK TONGUES
COILING AROUND YOUR SHAFT

need snake

>>31861769
it's like being swarmed by a bunch of eager puppies

>>31861727
Such a cute lil snek

>>31862443
It is I who molest the elves! Never the other way around!

>>31862443
Jokes on them. Someone in my house has corona-chan so I can't even leave it.

>>31863100
That's rough, I hope you figure out who it is.

>>31863179
We know who it is and there's no need to worry because it's only a mirror case.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to lock your doors unless you want monster girl thieves to sneak in and snuggle up in bed with you cause its cold as shit outside.

>>31863345
I want a kunoichi to snuggle with me under the blanket because it's too cold for an assassination and smother me with her boobs until I'm unconscious in the morning because she forgot to assassinate me.

>>31863513
>Wake up to two kunoichis with their tits covering your face
Its great.

>>31851529

>>31863345
She still stole my virginity.

>>31863708
and Heart.

>>31858617
Exploring the galaxy with Plague's sassy saiyan space cats sounds fun.

>>31863292
That is easy to figure out then. Start with the man in the mirror.

I want a group of succ friends to relentlessly sexually "bully" and tease me and use me as target practice for seduction spells. Tease me until I am begging them to stop. Then suck me utterly try. Then do it all over again.
I want them to be thoroughly made into their pet boytoy.

>>31863345
Catgirls make great sleeping partners.

I want a group of succ friends to relentlessly sexually "bully" and tease me and use me as target practice for seduction spells. Tease me until I am begging them to stop. Then suck me utterly try. Then do it all over again.
I want to be thoroughly made into their pet boytoy.

>>31863345
Cold thieves better be prepared for a fight if they expect to slip thiet freezing bodies under mt warm sheets without a struggle.

>>31864268
Big cats are the best.

>>31861769
>stole the tiara
Mischievous thing ain't she

I know we all hate furries but I am tired of pretending that Cu-Siths aren't cute. The heckin good pupperino loves her master master so much that she turns into his waifu. Good girls like her are entitled to belly rubs and master's bone.

Remember. Anyone could be a demon

>>31867559
This but unironically. Also Cait Sith. Wandering Scholar is just exaggerating.

Apophis-kissu so good, you'll betray your country

>>31861841
Weird how humans have an instinctual aversion for anything that crawls or slithers, but the second you stick a cute girl on there, sexual arousal replaces fear faster than you can blink. How does that work from a psychological/psychoanalytical point of view?

>>31867943
My allegiance was always tied to purple titties.

>>31868080
Psychoanalytically, you want to fuck your mother.

>>31868080
I imagine it's because it goes from "non-sapient that would try to kill me" to being roughly equal.

They see me trollin'
They hatin'
They all wanna catch me ridin' dirty

>>31862254
Much colder than a pack of puppies, that's for sure!
>>31864801
The older zombies know they can get away with murder if they act cute enough with Eliz.

I've told that her that I want her to roleplay being like the old school succs, want her to act more predatorial and feral, but I think she got a bit too much into it.

I've told her that I want her to roleplay being like the old school succs, want her to act more predatorial and feral, but I think she got a bit too much into it.

>>31869407
>>31869540
Yes, yes.

I wish for my tongue to be in Jinko pussy for as long as possible.

>>31864564
Otoutos should show their small onee-sans proper thanks for looking after them by impregnating them

>>31870087
I just want to hold hands with a fox and feed her hamburgers. Hopefully she accepts them as offerings.

>>31861769
I'm pretty sure I'm going to come home and find something like this one of these days.

Need help with the doppelganger quest. I know it's the princess from my last playthrough but I don't wanna do that whole follow her the whole day and wait for her to transform at some random interval and only upon witnessing this will the captain of the guard believe me. But what I'm asking is how do sequence break the quest as the captain of the guard is skeptical and when I attack the doppelganger/princess by flicking her forehead causing her to lose her concentration and her disguise the guards still attack me despite me being right, do I really have to do the quest all over again or is there way to skip to the end?

>>31870411
My sources tell me they love hamburgers. Hope you have enough, though.

>>31867572

Even me!?!?

If you think that the wight whose mansion you keep staring at longingly from afar hoping to catch a glimpse of her and trying to work up the courage to talk to her doesn't know about it, you are dead wrong.

>>31871418
Okay, I'll stop.

>>31871418
Wait, that was the wight's mansion? I thought that sexy banshee lived there.

THY KINGDOM COME
SCIENCE OF THE SACRED
PROGRAMMING THE NAKED

>>31871497
Who said you should stop?

>"Ohhh I just love it when you run, the way you squirm beneath me, the way you convulse with pleasure when my venom afflicts you, the way you thrash and bash about when you try to resist, the way you run away from me, and especially the way you finally break and let me desecrate your body. All my friends are envious, you know. Hehehehe, you really are the absolute best, Anon~"

>>31868080
Fear and arousal are closely linked.

>>31873126
Wait does she have two tailpusies or is there another manticore off to the side? Either way I'm intrigued.

>>31873236
Rare mutation. One tail goes on your dick, the other latches onto your face like a facehugger and forces her juices into your mouth.

>>31873695
I'm ok with this.

>>31873126
I want a big strong monster girl to protect me from all the sluts that would harm me.

Reminder that the first thing monsters will do after crossing through the portals is cry uncontrollably because they never thought their husbands would exist outside their imaginations.

>>31874329
But how do I get my monster wife if haremfags hog all MGs for themselves?

>>31874424
Try some sports club or a church anon. Meeting MGs in the open is rough in the current age

>>31874488
True, the church might unexpectedly become popular with mamono, considering its stance on premartial sex and that sex should be for procreation

Big werewolf

>>31874846
A dire situation.

>>31874329
Why would any monster want to be my husband, I'm worse than trash.

>>31874846
Woah!

>>31874846
Optimal female height.

>>31874846
Too short.

>>31874641
>Church are full of wife-seeking, ungroomed autists with pretty high IQ, but low social inteligence
>Inteligent MGs like dragons or lamias don't care about looks, but they seek for desireable mental traits
>Affection starved autists would happily go with possesive and clingy MGs
>Low chance of being cheated on by an average church guy
>Sex being promoted as a mean of procreation first and foremost
>Religious community is able to help mamono to integrate in human society like no other
It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to asume organised religion would get fairly popular among monster girls, have they got teleported to this world.

>>31874846
>all that height
>but thin as a rail
Needs more MEAT.

>>31875547
it would probably be subverted to be even more love based though. I could see a dark priest becoming the next pope though.

>>31876366
I don't think any changes would be needed at all. In MGE universe the main drive for all monster girls is to find that one special man and have a happy life with them. They only attack random men, because that's the best way to get one.
It is said that once the Deamon Lord figures out how to make Monster Girls birth incubi on a stable rate - the entire universe would be pretty much over in terms of storyline potential - since the mamono population would stay stable wihtout any external inflow and MGs wouldn't need to attack anyone.
If they could get their hubbies just by dating for a year or two and holding out with the sex - they would.
Also - even in very catholic countries - both youngs usualy do fuck before the marriage, and church turns a blind eye if they are going to marry eventualy.

>that transcendent feel when're you telling a mantis about your hopes and dreams and she starts laughing hysterically

>>31853649
I'll take a dozen.

>>31876932
The only thing she plans for is breeding.

>kiki childhood friend accidentally calls you master

>>31877286
Watch her heart go doki-doki when you insist she just call you husband instead

>>31877286
Well shit, by MGC laws now you're responsible for her as her master. Next thing you know, she has pulled down your pants and is in the process of signing that "oral" contract.

You know it's a gonna be a good day when the first thing you wake up to is hot, bapho breath wafting over your face from your cuddle-sleep.

>>31877659
Man I just wanna hug all the Sabbath monsters. I can’t even get remotely turned on by them, I just want a cute monster daughter

The almighty, powerful Ice Queen, reduced to a mere cuddle slut!

>ywn have a beeg thicc milfy amazoness wife

(yes I know who the artist is, please don't kill me)

Does your wife prefer doing the groceries or does she make you do it?

>>31878322
Mantises are anprim so they gather food rather than buy it.

>>31878045
>furshit

>>31871562
I'm gonna milk that Banshee

>>31878505
>he doesn’t want a cute dog daughter

What do people on their deathbeds and fresh Alps have in common?
They're both transitioning
I'm here all week, folks!

>>31879517
Those types of jokes aren’t funny, anon...

>>31851529

>>31880605
For me it's the Gray Mourner from Hollow Knight.

Even if your adopted succubus daughteru grows up to be an absolute mesugaki who will relish in turning you into her sex slave, know that deep down she is still the same innocent girl who adores her daddy that she used to be.

>>31877286
>accidentally
I don’t think so, Tim

>>31880957
clearly you've failed as a father if your daughter latches on to you like that

>>31880957
What if I calmly and politely explain to her that I’m not interested in having sex with her even though she’s adopted?

>>31881128
then clearly you are a responsible father

>>31877286
Would she go to school in a really skimpy maid outfit since she knows I like that or would she only have that on when it's just the two of us?

>>31880957
>turning you into a sex slave
>daddyfaggotry
She has to go back.

>>31881208
I agree, although it’s sad, it’s probably best that she gets sent back to the orphanage

>>31881036
On the contrary, he raised an excellent succubus.

>>31880957
>Turning me into a sax slave
Wait, this wasn't the deal!

I'm a man of science. I must discover the secret of balls of yarn and why cats love them.

Demon Silver stiletto heels

>>31881507
Walk all over me, Miss Sinatra

>>31881449
Primal urge to torment prey, tearing it limb from limb and disembowelling it.

>>31879169
you forgot that if any anon's pet here was at risk of sithing they would knife it's spine on the spot

>>31858617
>>31863800
i like these cats, where can i get more of them?

>>31881645
>Killing your own pet
Sometimes I forget this website still caters to the folks I saw on TV yesterday.

>>31881645
We both know it's bullshit and anyone raging about "furshit" would be balls deep in sith pussy if it came to that.

>>31881431
She just wants you to reach your full musical potential anon.

>>31882209
Probably not because I never looked at my cat with the idea of fucking it.

>>31881645
Chink hands typed this post.
If my cat ended up going Cait for god knows why I'd care for them as a parent.

My dog is an old bitch at this point. If she sithed she would probably be a CC sith and thus go out on her own.

>>31882209
t. projecting furfag

>>31882209
No.

If you cheat to win and don't get caught at a mamano casino can the owner still rape you?

>>31882209
I would accept a monsterized sith pet but solely due to being a bleeding heart. Deep inside I would still wish for a normal MG to waltz into my life as a second wife though.

big

>>31860003
The first time I saw this picture I legit thought the one in the back was Rata with a massive weirdly shaped tail

>>31883153
>Cheat to win and don't get caught
Casino bosses already rigged the game against single men so if you win they already know you're cheating.

>You look sad, ojii-san. I will cheer you up~

>>31883339
Joke's on her, I TILTED THE BUILDING

>>31874424
According to my headcanon when monsters can have human sons it'll be at an imbalance of about 3-5 daughters for every son to keep things fair

>>31883222
Breasts... amazing...

>>31861462
>Anon and his friend go out drinking alone because their wives are from enemy gangs
>they get kidnapped by terrorists linked to The Order
>the gangster wives have to team up to save their husbands and learn that they aren't so different along the way
Kino

>>31883379
Can you at least cast megamorphosis on yourself first?

>>31880957
>Dumb guy adopts wurm
>She likes animals so he takes her to the zoo
>Dangles her over the enclosures so she can get a better look
I don't know if it would be funnier with a small wurm and normal guy or an adult wurm and a guy with a serious case of tard strength

>>31883382
>the steel beam crossing event but instead of a dangerous fall it's just a gentle drop into a lamia pit
Kaiji with monster girls when

>>31883339
>Casino bosses already rigged the game against single men
I know about that but if you do win what can they do to stop you? Especially when you burn the prize money in an oil drum after leaving the casino

>>31883665
It's a gentle drop but it's far from gentle after the sneks get a hold of you.

>>31883730
You find yourself as a house husband when the amazon guards punish you for cheating and setting a fire on casino property.

>>31883382
>>31883665
wait, no, I have a better one. Instead of the game with the ear drill, you're gambling while a mindflayer embraces you from behind, and each failure has her moving her tentacles a little bit further into your ears

>>31883835
Well I guess this is Tonegawa's lucky day because I'm playing Peasant on every round

Which monster would listen to edgy power metal with me

>>31885011
Moth-chan, she's the lead singer of MetalMorphosis

>>31885155
>Punk moth gf
I would

>>31885011
The Hölstäür

>>31885011
Elf.

>>31885011
A kiki would but you would catch her listening to it before she does.

>>31883730
>I know about that but if you do win what can they do to stop you?
They won't want to stop you. The jackpot is a harem of succubus girls in bunny suits.

>>31851529

>>31886650
The girls were hand picked from dating websites with the youngster being 250 years old.

>>31882209
other posts do not sway my convincement that people would just execute their pet and possibly go murder the person that caused it or at minimum fight them

>>31886904
If you think I'm going to murder my beloved pet just because it turned anthropomorphic (and gained human intelligence) you're off your goddamn rocker.

>>31851529

>>31883835
thats no fair. The deeper it gets into my ear the harder i would get.

>>31887102
you're one of the few i guess, everybody else hates furries enough to kill them if they could get away with it and there is no more free kill than missing animal.

>>31887102
For what illness is kot treatment?

>>31886904
The only female pet in my family is my brother's dog, the rest were males. Still even if I don't care much for her I wouldn't kill her either. I might have to make a beeline to which ever monster I like that would take me, but I wouldn't kill her just because she became a Cu Sith.

>>31887601
>everybody
People are much more likely to get violent over the sabbath or the undead rising from their graves

>>31887854
any form of feeling under the weather without severe symptoms

>>31888001
I would join the Sabbath in a heartbeat to become a wizard. Undead would be a bit interesting as it isn't my first choice, but undeath is an option if eternal youth doesn't work out.

>>31887854
All of them other than cat scratch fever

>>31887854
cat cot
bad for your back, good for your soul

>>31888001
Yeah but the sabbath and undead aren't in your house so the odds of people getting violent with their newly transformed cats or dogs is probably just as high.

show some good rape faces

>>31888554
POV: You just wanted to get some free gold

>>31888554

>>31888554

>>31888554

>>31888554
Not sure if this counts

>>31883339
Jokes on them, I have a crippling gambling addiction so I can’t even go to casinos!

>>31883339
Cheaters in an undead casino would get drained by a Wight or Vampire until they confess

Play fucking video games all day.

>>31851529

>>31883624
If a guy can lift an adult Wurm, this goes way beyond tard strength.

>>31888554

>>31874424
Isn't the MG world fuckhuge? There's probably as many monstergirls than humans on this planet.

>>31874329
>>31874424
Your problem for having shit taste and wanting monsters in this world, instead of going to theirs

>>31851529

>>31889585
Why not a bridge between both worlds with monsters in each.

>>31889658
Hips made for eggs.

>>31888647
Psh, if she want's to rape me she's gonna have to catch me first.

>>31889585
I'm not giving up modern comforts, fuck that. Mamono magic can fix this world, no need to throw away all the benefits.

Meaty tails.

>>31890145
Watching their sundress smolder, char and burn as she gets heated up would be fun.

>>31888554

>>31889821
blushing ushis are so cute.

>>31888554
Would an Alp ever have a rape face?

>>31890742
No need for modern comforts when you got mamono.

>>31888554

>>31889821

Cute spider

>>31890773
>hellhound in a sundress
This is my fetish. Imagine a hot summer day, and a hellhound loli coming over to "play with onii-chan" in a pure white dress so fair you can partially see her small dark body through it.

>>31891292
>tfw no little hellhound to cradle in my arms and pet like a little poodle

>>31891292
I'd let a loli Hellhound give my ween a biblical beatdown if you know what I mean

>>31891292

>>31891464
We are so blessed to have fags like Latenight and KDF.

>>31891292
>>31891464
You just fucking know that you days as a single are numbered when a couple with hellhound kids move in next door.

>>31891515
Remember, monsters can smell fearousal.

>>31891515
Somebodies got to babysit those troublemakers.

>>31891292
Sundresses work great on any body type. I like seeing them on big girls.

>>31888554

>>31891906
I like them on lithe girls

Would you sneak into the kakuen exhibit on a dare anon?

>>31892911
nah

There's nothing wrong with working on a brothel stop calling me a whore

Saw these three dogs outside my door begging for food and since I started feeding them they got so big!

>>31890753
i love those

https://twitter.com/CheapBlast/status/1347157112024084480

Dragon sucking dick.

>>31874329
>because they never thought their husbands would exist outside their imaginations.
Unfortunately that's just how we'll continue to exist for them.
I wonder what the monster girl version of Ryan Gosling kicking that chair is

>>31893298
When in doubt, pinky out!

>>31893305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0

>>31893090
Brothel workers aren't whores, whores are the ones who work at Mofu Parlors

>>31893197
If you keep feeding them they'll get bigger, its a scientific fact!
>No starving monster sisters to give food to until they start filling out into BEEG girl.

>>31893444
BEEEEG GIRLS COMING TO A PLACE NEAR YOU!!!

>>31893486
A bit of a DYI project. Although the doing takes a new meaning once they're back in their 'prime'

>>31893443
Same thing. All whores.

>>31890924
Smug little b

Hungry pickle

>>31893595
Gonna suplex that wyvern

>>31893305
>Somewhere out there a Pharaoh or demon is thinking of me
That's enough to make me a little happy

>>31891515
>You just fucking know that you days as a single are numbered when a couple with hellhound kids move in next door.
Enjoy your smug slutty loli tomboy friend. Very close friend.

>>31868777
>Psychoanalytically, you want to fuck your mother.
Spiders are considered very feminine symbols, and snakes are also associated with women (at least in the Bible and some insults in my native language), so you may be right.

>>31868778
>it goes from "non-sapient that would try to kill me" to being roughly equal.
If anything, snake and spider girls would have a much easier time killing you (they say spiders and snakes are more afraid of you, than you are of them, and with good reason), so we should be even more afraid of them.

I feel like the reason we aren't, or at least thing we're not, is because their designs are deliberately sexualized, and as such our arousal makes us think that the the "worst" or best scenario that can happen is being raped, while we don't even consider being eaten a possible threat. Unless you're into vore, but that's another matter. Outside of the erotic context of monster girls, if you were to meet a 9ft tall spider with the body of a woman, even if it was an anime girl, I'm pretty sure your first thought would be "please don't eat me", and not "please make me fertilize your egg sac".

>>31873184
Because they produce similar responses in your body? However, I noticed that arousal has a numbing effect, it makes me underestimate danger, and reduces pain once I was sick and came buckets to a Liru animation by ZONE, I had to change my pants, my mom asked me why I'd changed my pants, and I had to come up with a BS lie, while fear has the opposite effect, it makes me more paranoid and feel pain even when there's none.

>>31851529

>>31888554

>>31893626
>A demon who has meticulously written (even for demon standards) contract stored away with care, The signature line remaining blank
>Sometimes she'll remove it from there and look it over briefly before putting it back and letting out a little sigh.

>>31894033
I will help jiangshi-san button her shirt up because it's too cold to be dress like that.

>>31894118
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>31894155
Jiangshis are undead they never get cold! But you know if you feel like hugging her and sharing that body heat I’m sure she wouldn’t object

>>31894380
Zombies are the most likely to get addicted to your body heat

>>31861769
How irritated would a wight be at some anon bullying one of her zombie sisters?

>>31894526
>"Anon warm"

>>31893305
>last night I was so lonely and horny that I ended up fondling my pillow, pretending it was my mamono wife's boobies
>realize that a monster girl too may have ended up fondling her own boobies, pretending it was her human husband
>realize that the only thing worse than being lonely and sad and doing pathetic things, is that someone else is probably feeling that way too

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>Rich bicorn mistress getting exotic and rare wives for her slave boy

Aw jeez, anon, you've made your waifu mad! How are you going to make it up to her?

>>31874926
This. A monsters biggest challenge would be to convince me that she actually likes me, and not that she's just with me because she's desperate/needs a semen pump.
The thought of any living thing actually liking and desiring me just breaks my immersion.

>>31892911
Are the kakuen themselves the ones daring boys to jump into their exhibit?

>>31894741
That's not really what I meant. When we're putting it into the context of me being a fictional character to a monster girl, I'd have to wonder if anyone would find me appealing. Collecting fanart of me, writing stories about me, sharing hypotheticals on the internet. I'm just a lazy NEET. That being said, there are people who will declare their love for anything with two legs or more. So maybe it's not so farfetched.

Also having my new monster wife sharing images of me and making everyone angry would be great.

>>31894947
There are real people who obsess over depictions of lazy neets who spend all their time online right here on this board.
Why would it be any different on the other side?

>>31894726
Refurbish her pyramid.

>>31894947
If Tomoko can get lewd fanart in our world, you can do it in MG world too.

>>31894726
Give her angry anal in the truck stop bathroom.

>>31894586
All of these years have gone by and no monster gf for me. I hope to God that I'll get one in the afterlife.

>>31883153
>Casino chips are made of Realm Gold from Creeping coins, every chip has an eye on it.

>>31894573
>Have to do all your chores with a zombie clinging to you all day
>At least she isn't' very heavy

>>31893298
Now that's the good stuff.

>>31895507
Life gets hard when your zombie gets all wrapped up in the bed sheets to anchor herself so you can't pull yourself out of bed.

>>31894947
>I'd have to wonder if anyone would find me appealing.
The standards of attractiveness for MGs are probably completely different from that of humans. They're demonic beings, so they likely operate in ways that are completely foreign, if not incomprehensible, to us.

For example, consider how humans have selectively bred wolves (wild, aggressive) into dogs (domesticated, loyal), and then we turned dogs into pugs and chihuahuas. The latter are an affront to nature, pugs in particular have all sorts of health issues.

I'm sure wolves (who can still mate with dogs) wouldn't even recognize them as "something I can mate with", but "something I can eat", or ignore them outright. However, humans like pugs, so that's why they're still around.

The same logic applies with monster girls: just because your own kin doesn't like you for any number of understandable reason, doesn't mean other beings wouldn't be interested for any number of incomprehensible reasons. If humans can form an emotional bond with other animals, I don't see why sentient monster girls couldn't form emotional bonds with humans.

>fall asleep with your window open
>wake up married to 10 mosquitos
on the bright side, you’ll have a shit load of children

>>31896642
Make sure to let a spider girl in, before you leave the window open...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bGh-3EdUog

>For my set of fapfics of men getting defiled by monstergirls, I've added another part about a man rescuing his girlfriend only for him to be too late because she's already become a Roper. I will post it here instead of turning it into a pdf.
The small monster camp had easily been taken by Thilo the ranger. A few arrows from an unknown location hitting the guards had caused them to give up looking for him and flee to nurse their wounds. More importantly, they had abandoned their cargo, a cage with a heavy blanket over it containing Thilo’s girlfriend Ebba.

After waiting a few minutes to make sure the guards didn’t come back, he approached the cage, as he got closer, he started hearing strange, muffled noises coming from the cage.

To his surprise, after pulling the tarp off the cage he saw Ebba being molested by a mass of tentacles. He was left speechless, frozen, and aroused by the sight as Ebba’s naked body was defiled by the tentacles, her mouth, pussy, and ass were filled, her breasts groped, and her body glistened with an erotic slime. Shaking off his stupor, Thilo quickly broke the lock open with his crowbar and drew his sword to cut the beast off.

Thinking that the tentacles would be too busy defiling his girlfriend to react, Thilo was caught off guard as they quickly redirected to wrap around his legs. “Damn fiend! Let go of me.” Thilo swung kicked his legs and cut at the tentacles to try to get them off but they bound him even further, each shallow cut quickly healed, and each severing cut restored by the tentacle pressing its stump back on the lost piece. The tentacles reached up further and more perversely, coiling around more of his body and underneath his clothes. “Grr… How is this thing so strong?” Having gained a firm grip on his body, the tentacles pulled him closer to Ebba.

>>31896992
Thilo changed tactics, digging his feet into the ground to resist the tentacles pull and managed to stop himself from being pulled any further. “How about this time, I bring you over you freak.” Thilo started pulling Ebba closer to him by the tentacles, sword ready to strike at the main body once he found it. “Haha, come closer, I’ve got steel for you.” Thilo said with a proud grin.

The tentacles were not simple beasts and changed tactics, tickling his cock and anywhere else they could touch. “Cur. You fight dirty” Thilo cursed. Their touch made him shiver, causing him to try to shake them off again instead of pulling the creature closer. He felt one start sucking on one of his nipples and dropped his sword to start pulling that tentacle away but whenever he pulled a tentacle off, another replaced it. More tentacles reached towards him to wrap around his arm and through numbers, yanked his arms above his head.

Now with his entire body in an unyielding tentacle bind, the tentacles pulled his shirt up and his pants down, coating his body in their liquid. The tentacles molesting him grew warts over their surface, the little bumps strengthening the sensations in his body. Thilo bit his lip to suppress his moans but as the tentacles learned where his weakpoints were, they focused their attentions and groans of pleasure started to leak out. Thilo’s body glistened from the slimy tentacle massage. He now looked just as obscene as Ebba. Even though this should feel gross, the tentacles were instead making Thilo feel hot, pleasure running through his skin.

>>31897017
The tentacles got kinkier, a thinner one crawled into Ebba’s pussy and around Thilo’s cock, jerking him off as he fucked her pussy. Another slid into his ass, poking, and prodding until is found his prostrate and then aggressively stimulated it. The stimulation brought Thilo to his peak and he started thrusting his hips forward into Ebba, filling her with his cum. Ebba’s eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue hung out of her mouth, feeling a better creampie then she had ever felt before.

The tentacles gave them both a break, halting their movements but maintaining a firm grip on their bodies. Ebba recovered first, finally looking at her boyfriend with lucid eyes and moved to kiss him and wrap her arms around his body. She then nuzzled into Thilo’s chest, the tentacles matching her movements.

Thilo calmed down a little later. “Don’t thank me yet, I haven’t gotten us out of these tentacles.”

“That won’t be a problem husband.” The tentacles released their hold on them both and she got to her feet, turning so that he could see her behind. For the first time, Thilo saw that the tentacles didn’t come from something outside of her body, they came from within her body. Thilo scrambled to his feet in horror and in a moment, Ebba was hugging him with her arms and tentacles. “Thank you for giving me your cum. The tentacles are my limbs now. My hugs are now several times more loving.”

“It’s not too late, we can get you to a doctor and remove those parasites.”

Ebba glared at him, pushed him to the ground and mounted him. “No. I want to keep my new limbs and I’ll make sure you want me to keep them as well.”

>>31874424
Didn’t kc say the world of mge is bigger and the population is larger don’t worry about it

>he’s posted his fanfiction right into the thread

How easy are you for a monster to break?

>>31897383
Hard, I'll never lose to monster pussy!

>>31892911
Wouldn’t need to dare me

>>31897383
Threat level: Very low
Difficulty to break: Low
Weaknesses: Everything

>>31897328
I respect it.

>>31897383
Depends, if it’s a Sabbath monster they’d never break me. Average monster could probably do it easily by picking me up and demanding sex. Absolute mommies like dark priests, minotaurs, lilims, or demons would make me shut down just from eye contact

>>31897383
You wouldn't even need to break me, a loyal monster wife would see me turn willingly.

>>31897383
joke's on them, I'm already broken

Ready to be deliciously devoured by a grape snake

>>31897383
There's nothing to break.

Well?

>>31897383
Rub my face around her stomach and breasts.

>>31898099
Yes, and her horse pussy as well

>>31898099
Yes

>>31896871
>have arachne wife
>put hanging bug zapper lamp on windowsill
>lay down naked on your bed to act as bait
>lures bugs through your open window to her web
>they get caught without fail every single time
>get some popcorn ready every night so you can watch her fuck the shit out of every other insect girl in the city

>>31881645
You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that anon.

>>31897383
Would break from fat demon ass on my face

>>31896992
>>31897017
>>31897053
But why in the thread? Pastebin is so much easier to save stories with. Or if not pastebin one of the other sites.

>>31881645
My pet is a 19 year old male cat so I'm pretty sure I'm good on that front.

I wanna rest my head on a Troll's palm

If a fox girl kumiho is based on gray foxes, and lives in forests, should she use tan skin for her human form, to blend in better with her environment?

>>31897383
Depends on the species and how she tries to break me. Like, normal rape and just trying to turn me on normally wouldn't work, but then, get a vampire, have her hug me tightly and whisper sweet things in my ear while kissing, licking and biting my neck and I'll probably kill anyone she commands me to next day.

Manticores will turn you into a drooling idiot addicted to their venom

>>31899065
purple titties though

>>31899065
That is legitably the one thing that turns me off about them. Big powerful bodies, versatile tail, its just that I don't trust drugs. I know their venom isn't suppose to effect the mind, but it still scares me.

>>31899065
I for one welcome my transformation into a drooling venom addict

>>31898594
Obasan cat-sith alp gf

>>31899065
They wouldn't even need to use the venom on me

>>31899191
Mamono are great like that.

How should I dress if I'm a male hooker in MGC?

>>31899327
The key to a successful male hooker in the MGE world is to not dress up in anything.

>>31898644
Isn't it based more on latitude?
Polar bears and silver foxes have very dark skin under their coats.

>>31899065
I like Manticores but I don't want to become an addict.

>>31899161
Manticores will have an effect on your mind one way or another.

>>31899327
Depends on what type of monsters you want to have as your client

>>31899366
No that's just asking to be raped and husbando'd. Probably arrested and raped by police monsters.

>>31899065
There’s only one thing I’d be a drooling addict for

>>31899366
Completely naked on a street doesn't sound like a hooker, more like a junky or someone who already got raped.
>>31899673
>Depends on what type of monsters you want to have as your client
Let's consider two types, either the tough ones that like it rough and will call me things like bitch or fuckdoll, or shy and horny nerds that can't just ask a guy out normally.

>>31899947
For the former you should dress like the later, and the reverse.

>>31899947
>tough ones
Simple, dress like a fag
>shy nerds
Dress like someone intimating, like a punk or something that’ll make em extra flustered
And as for Sabbath monsters, just dress like a holy preacher and they’ll feel a strong urge to “corrupt” you

>>31900085
>And as for Sabbath monsters, just dress like a holy preacher
>Not like a father or old man

Hope from on high! Valkyrie short for >>28011104 complete. Now with vitamin Ao3!

https://pastebin.com/H0W0zHFk
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28621557

With that, this round of requests is complete. I'll be starting the final arc of the main story. Don't know how I'm going to dice it up, I might finish the whole thing in one segment. I also have to make sure the story wraps up nicely, so it might take longer than usual.

>>31900154
>implying a preacher doesn’t already give off fatherly or elderly vibes

>>31900037
>actually be a shy nerd
>all the delinquents say you dress like a whore

>>31899682
>mindbreak from lilim thighs
Too powerful.

>>31900354
At that point you should just become a whore for one group of delinquents, at least that way you only get raped by the same girls all the time.

>>31899410
I checked their distribution on Wikipedia, and they're mostly concentrated in the USA/Mexico, so they may have natural tan skin just because of the warm climate. I intended to use tan skin mostly because they live in wooded/rocky regions. Their fur is salt and pepper on their backs/tails, brown on the legs, with only the muzzle and underbelly being white. I figured that in human form, that would equate to ashen hair, and brown skin, so they could camouflage themselves and ambush humans more easily. Something like pic related?
Besides, tan would be a nice contrast with all the pale kitsune pictures out there. Porcelain skin is pretty, but chocolate skin is tasty.

Interestingly, it also seems like they're monogamous and mate for life. Made for monsterization!

(You) are forced, yes, FORCED, to join one (1) Sabbath of your choosing. Which do you join?

>>31901104
I'd rather kill myself and hope there isn't a sabbath in the afterlife as well.

>>31901195
(You) get resurrected and claimed by a member of the Kuroferuru Sabbath. Next

>>31901104
Gonna become Bapho-chan's big brother.

If that doesn't pan out, I'll make a go at Runya. And if that fails, I'll go for one of her ratas

>>31901250
But I don't like lolis. How are they going to deal with an eternally mad guy?

>>31901104
Shiro. I like lolibabas anyway. I'll gladly serve a pear-shaped lolibaba witch

>>31901313
>>31901379
The duality of man.

>>31901313
MAMONO MANA fixes all problems. A little monster loli pussy and you’ll be hooked

>>31901557
They took big, mature, curvy, girls from me. Not even MM will stop my anger

>>31851529

>>31901104
I could make any of them work
Janitor for shiro
Tattoo artist for kuro
Barometz rancher for marune
Stress relief for grelia
Rentable onii-chan for momo
Pillow for runyarunya
Throw some sticks and tennis balls for ropu
and then I'd just offer my services outside the barracks for the demon lords army.

>>31894586

Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

The best you can hope for is a girl who is a MG on the inside.

>>31901104

I'd do anything for Rata pussy. Hos before bros.

>>31900972
Interestingly we have a rare alpine subspecies of gray foxes around where my folks live.

>>31902203
>alpine subspecies of gray foxes

>>31900172
Nice read Magus and I'll be looking forward to the end of isekai end.

>>31902545
As in this type is endemic.

>>31901104
Shiro, love magic, love lolibabas, simple as.

>>31903022
Can't defeat the lolibaba

>>31885388
dood

>>31894700
Did the Hellhound open the door through her ass?