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Hololive Global
Gura is a fucking bitch
this one I guess
I love Amelia!
Gura loves Ame!
I want to>hug>kiss>cuddle with>headpat>sleep with>have sex with>impregnateAmelia Watson!
interlinked
ITS BEGUN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME
WAH
https://streamable.com/ri1m9rhttps://streamable.com/1gqhz7https://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4https://streamable.com/9nhgvihttps://streamable.com/v9a6plhttps://streamable.com/vwb8ajhttps://files.catbox.moe/qmmftc.mp4https://streamable.com/w8qzzthttps://streamable.com/mst9v8
I'm sure Roboco appreciates Ame and wishes this stream well!
>>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN>running alittle late one minute please
The SCs you fucking retarded detective
doomposters will ruin the birthday
AME AME AMEEE
OHNONONONONO GURAME ANTIS LOST AGAIN OH NOOOOOOOOOO
I hope you're showing support for your oshi's friend my fellow takodachi!
SHE'S COMING OUT OF A CAKE ! SEXY
>>31851607oh it started
>coat onAmelia...
Ame....
Ame was a doxxfag all along
Is that a motherfucking MATRIX REFERENCE?
i love ame...
I hate my wife Ame!
>I don't like to wear socksshe knows exactly what she's doing...
STINKY STINKY AME SOCKS
Amber alert?
So how many of you faggots are going gosling right now with the fact that your detective is excited for her birthday sex later with her bf?
RIP to all the people who thought Ame lived in CA including me
My favorite cake is also yellow cake with chocolate frosting, it's what i requested from my parents every year as a kid. I love Ame
imagine SC the ungrateful brat gura, ive seen the leaked footage!!!
Guess we don't need to worry about a Vshitjo collab anytime soon with Zentraya's political yab.
>>31852341>I can still hear the BGM over a decade laterThis show was sick.
>you like my darkies?Ame wouldn't say that if she played RDR2 before
is thread split or something what's going on here
>>31852794It's weird for somereason I keep seeing a thread dissapear when I refresh, I'm using this one I have no idea what fuckery is going on with that QUANTAM Ame/global thread. I don't think the OP is anything in my filters.
ArchitectCHADS, you gotta hurry and blow up the Planet Fitness that Mori is eyeing before it is too late! Only you can set this straight!
>>31852526I don't think denouncing terrorism is a "yab"
>>31853013>Protests are terrorism now but weren't in June.Okay
For a second I thought one of the birthday items was going to be stickers. Then I realized those were placeholders
>unironically stallingHow in the fuck are people actually watching this?
FUCK OFF ALREADY
SOO MANY PATHETIC FUCCBOIS SUPERCHAT THINKING THEY'RE FUNNY ITS JUST CRINGE
>Gura is confirmed country girl>Ina lives in a large, likely immigrant family>Mori and Kiara are weebs that made their way to Japan ad a musician and cos-thot respectively >Ame is just a streamerWill EN gen 2 have such a diverse cast of talent?
PAY ME SO I CAN IGNORE YOU BTW NEVER HAS BEEN NEVER WILL BE
>ground pound keychainkinda want>Ame pillow you can sleep withwant intensifies >Cardnot sure if interested
>>318523722049 is a trash film for smooth brains
whats the point of a voice pack? What can you do with it?
>cardgimmicky but i want it real bad
I love Gura
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COUPON COIN IS GOING TO CRASHI INVESTED SO MUCH IN COUPONSWHAT IS THIS MEMBER CARD BULLSHIT
what does the rewards card do? Is it just a coupon meme?
Sitting on Ame!
it feels like I'm watching her debut again
I'm disappointed by that merch, not gonna lie.Pillow is kinda ok but the rest is awful.Was ready to drop over 100 bucks but now I'm not so sure I want to.
>>31853386fap
>>31853386Masturbate
>Complete pack is 80 bucks totalBruh.
>>31853386So you can listen to it.
What do you even do with a voice pack anyway
Coupons are so 2020. We're living in the future now bros
>YAGOO enters banking
Amelia salesman voice is great
SLEEPING ON AME!
Couponbros...
Ame selling N-word passes... incredible
Jesas Ame is selling this like a street peddler
MEMBERSHIP CARDIMA BE MEMBER #1!
HAHAHA THIS MERCH IS FUCKING GARBAGEOUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING SOFA CUSHION, ALL OF IT IS FUCKING TRASH.THIS IS HILARIOUS. FUCKING LOL.
I'm not buying, sorry Ame
>credit cardAme, charging interest is haram.Forsake these ungodly ways.
>>31851470I love Amelia too!
>>31853386Masturbate!
>>31853405You listen to it.
>Birthday stream is a merch ad streamSorry for being a fucking noob, is this normal?
>not a daki
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you guys,the only good thing is the pillow. the rest kinda sucks.the voice packs will be good for the goslings, but besides that its meh.
>>31851488Thanks for saving my list, but there's 2 new additions fellow menheralove chad.https://streamable.com/f1sx38https://streamable.com/nckgl4
If you don't have a teamates rewards cards, you are not a teamate
Absolutely lowest possible effort. Fuck me Cover.
>they didn't tweet
Wow same shit as everyone else who could've seen it coming
My corporate detective can't be this cute!
>Ame pillowOh man, how long until someone post their cum tribute on that pillow?
>>31851438I THINK AME'S MERCH SUCKS
KIARA WISHES HER MERCH WAS THIS GOOD
>>31853251WAIT HOW?
>>31853402+100 bucks in shipping
COUPONS OUTDATED POST CARDS
>>31853405listen to it
>LimitedYou better hurry up, teamates.
proud of amelia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUCK
ALL YOUR RRATS ARE NOW DEAD
>>31853392it's so you can be an actual card-carrying teamate, teamate
>>31853386CUM
>Ame pillow
>>31851470Hey, me too!
The coupon economy is fucking DEAD, I hope you guys redeemed your's before the big crash
>limited
Teamates, they aren't very good...
>>31853386Make hentai
>Too many people are obsessed with me
Okay fuck it. I'm gonna divert some of this month's investment money and start fucking consooming.
Oh shit its actually limited quantity go go
>>31853405Masturbate and cry
>>31853423yes
40 DOLLAR SHIPPINGLIMITED AMOUNT
BUY BUY BUY
You don't buy the card, it's a bonus for buying the set.
>>31853435I can't wait
>>31853313>koopa>cyborg girl and reindeer girl (ina's kouhais)>kyoresuand one mystery member... a real dark horse, if you will ;)
WHAT DOES REWARDS CARD DO?
>>31853423Fucking go back
Someone make a boomer punch edit with Ame and Tokyo Ghoul. 5ch is laughing at how her numbers are completely destroying his.
FUCK I NEED THE CARD TO BE A REAL TEAMATE
>>31853392after you get enough points you can redeem it for sex
Shut the fuck up about Kiara just be happy for Ame. She really can't get out of your fucking minds.
>Voice pack>Limited stock for everything else
geekjack and booth already crashing
>>31853389I also love my oshi Gawr Gura very much!
Gonna get that 1st edition Ame merchandise!
>>31851470I love Ina!
>>31853405You listen to it, of course.
>limited quantityOh no the Scalpers.
i wasn't interested until the membership card came upi need the membership card
>>31853416First time seeing hololive birthday merch?
Can't wait to pirate that voice pack, not because I don't want to support her but rather I am ungodly poor
This is some good shit. I'm really excited for when my own oshi gets her birthday merch.May can't come soon enough.
>Limited slotWhy?
I would buy a card if it was Ina's
>overseas shippingfucking hell
>AME THINKS HER DOGSHIT MERCH IS SELLING OUTAME THINKS HER DOGSHIT MERCH IS SELLING OUTTHIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STREAMS IVE WATCHED IN 2021, THANK YOU AMELIA.
>>31853423No.
>>31853423part of it
>>31852465peesa...
>>31853229How this nigga post before Watson showed it?
>>31853416You must be at least 18 years old to post here
JESAS FOCKIN CHRIST COVERGET YOUR SHIT TOGETHERWHERES THE GOOD FUCKING MERCH
>>31851470Me too!
>>31853402There's a fucking pillow you nigger>>31853439Stop using Geekjack you retarded ass niggers. It was on booth for five minutes.
>>31853251>jap writing on the bottomThe one on Ame's screen has english bottom text and it hasn't been tweeted out anywhere
IT WAS HIS FAULT
>>31853435Depends on how long it takes to ship.
I can't believe I'm going to actually buy this shit
>>31853386Pretend. Or jack it. Sometimes both.
>>31853392shuck some hard drives with it
dont tell me theyre shipping holo EN merch from fucking japan
>>31853395Just curious, what were you expecting? What did you want to see for sale?
>>31853452NOOOO, YOU FUCKS TOLD ME TO INVEST EVERYTHING IN COUPONS, I'M BROKE NOW BROS.
FUCK YOU SHEEPMAGE
>>318534352 threads max
SHITTY FUCKEN MERCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31851470Rem...
>>31853435why are you giving these people ideas?
crashing this site...
>>31853484Yeah, well, fuck you too, buddy.
>>31853416your opinion is insignificant and does not matter
>>31853484you betcha aniki
>>31853386listen it to your sleep
>>31853437ME TOO
>best item is the card>have to buy EVERYTHING ELSE to get itfuck the cover jew
>>31853395What the fuck did you expect from the 1st batch of birthdays? Sora got a Plushie and Fubuki a Nenodroid only last year.
>>31853423yeah then it will switch to a super chat reading stream. TOP KEK.
>>31853423Yes. Thankfully she has things prepared after this.
>website not working
>>31853459>based watameCANT STOP WINNING
You can become a card-carrying teamate... what a time to be alive
>>31853423go back
>>31853471nothing. just a collectible
1 free DDoS
>>31853423Lurk 10 years before posting.
BOOTH>DEADGEEKJACK>DEAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>Ame broke both Booth and GeekJack
>Ame pillowWe're one step closer to Ame daki
COUPON'S ARE GOING UP IN FLAMESQUICKPOST YOUR FAVORITE
Hey 3d bro...you still here?
>>31853459>gurame cushion
502 Bad Gatewaynginx
>502 BAD GATEWAY502 BAD GATEWAY>502 BAD GATEWAY502 BAD GATEWAY
>>31853423Yes.
>>31853459>Ina happy
>>31853492FUCK being a poorfag, I will fucking work for that shit
>>31853484I thought the nips would be a little more understanding of this kind of thing...
>>31853416It's hololive. The merch is always garbage.Be happy there's at least one actual good one (pillow).
I kinda just want the card and nothing else but I'd have to buy all the other stuff to get it, so this is the power of marketing...
>>31853477It's literally just one indog. Just ignore him.
>>31853543BASED
>>31853484H-Hahah yeah, just kissing
>>31853438>got merch before anyone elseAnd that was like 2 months after her debut, by the time her birthday comes around she'll have more than gen4 combined
Imagine how overloaded the server will be when Gura's merch will go on sale...
I can't believe Booth is fucking dead!
>>31853518kek
>>31853515It's Cover. What do you think?
>BOOTH downDamn, not even Lamy's birthday crashed the site like this.
UPDATE YOUR FUCKING SERVER COVER!!
Crashing this site...WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>31853512we know gura
>8,000 yensorry teamates, not gonna happen.
Fuck I only want the card. WHY
You think Ame shops at Costco?
Inb4 some degenerate eventually posts a picture here of his cum on a Watson Pillow.
>>31853496>lol dogfucker
I'M GETTING KEKED BY NGINX
>>31853532Its for real Teamates only.
>>31853509>>31853518THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>31853405She's here
did anyone manage to see the full price of the set before it got fucking mogged?
>>31853459>based watame>damn god>gurina happy
AME JOI
>>31853474Buy it or Ame will never love you!
STOP BEING RETARDED IT'S BEEN ON BOOTH FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES ALREADYhttps://hololive.booth.pm/items/2623597
>>31853543I wonder if they still think walf is a chick.
>>31853515but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?
>>31853484oh and it's fine when you do it right
Amelia store link https://booth.pm/en/items/2623597If you appreciate this post please consider supporting Ina. She's very poor.
sasuga servers cover
WARNING FOR VOICEPACK???
>>31853509FUCK YOU WATAMATE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31853101Now this is based.
FUCK I'M A POOR ARSFAG I CAN'T AFFORD A TEAMATE CARD
>>31853504Ame...
>>31853532Pillow > Card > Keychain > Stickers
UUUHHH
>>31853251#the fuck, how?
A warning?
>>31853459teamate money soon
Lovers!
Why didn't they put this on a Western site so we don't get FUCKED on shipping?
>A warning for the voicepackOh boy.
>>31853532this is true. thats the only thing that I want to get to be honest
WHAT DOES SHE MEAN
>>318535948,000 JPY
>>31853518Sheepmage gets what they deserve.
>>31853484This is true!
Why is people acting as if this shit is something new and haven't been done before by anyone else
>>31853459>gurame cushion confirmedYES
>>31853471Works as a Costco/Tesco gold card
>I want to give you a warning with the voice pack. Proceed with caution.
>>31853386Make believe. Like an audiobookIts not to fap you sickos
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
What would a themed onahole even look like?
>>31853500By looking at the website
>GeekJack will start selling on the next day of Booth starting day.
what did she mean by that
How much is it? $80 + overseas shipping?
VOICEPACK IS VERY DANGEROUS
>LEWD VOICEPACK
>PROCEED WITH CAUTIONTHIS IS IT BOYS
ame says the N word in the salty voice pack
>>31853516Maybe a bubba plushie or her magnifying glass, cap or hairpin with the gears. Or a mousepad or something.I dunno, the key holder looks kinda bad and stickers? Who the fuck uses stickers.
AMELIA JUST CONFIRMED TRUE GFE ON THE VOICEPACKIT'S FUCKING REALBUYBUYBUYBUY
>>31853577Even Kiara's voicepack crashed the site.
what does that mean?!
>I want to give you a warning about the voicepack: proceed with cautionoh fuuuuck
>all these newfags bitching about booth and geekjack being deadLiterally happens any time anything happens.
defend this
>warningWHAT IS IT?????
>PROCEED WITH CAUTION FOR THE VOICE PACKWHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THIS
>keychain>stickers>plastic cardKinda disappointed by the merc. At least it's not very expensive.
>>31853509based sheep
>warning about the voice packWatson don't tell me you are gonna troll us hard and do hardcore GFE
>>3185347110 faps to Ame guarantees a lucid dream with Ame
>>31853435I believe in the indogs
I was expecting a tshirt and maybe some keychains or something and this exceeded my expectations
>>31853543I want a walfie figure of ame, a tiny nendroid thingy
I'll be waiting for that voicepack, piratechads
>>31853558she said in the next hour
>Proceed with caution with the voicepackW-What could it be?
>put in postal code>10k yen shippinghaha fuck no nigga. 18k for a fucking piece of plastic, some stickers, a second piece of plastic, and a pillow?
How discrete is booth packaging? asking for a friend
>>31851470AME HAS A NSFW VOICE PACK AND I GOT A PILLOW I CAN CUM ON FUUUUCK YES
JOI ASMR CONFIRMED
>>31853541yes, watame, no watameposters
You guys got in right?
>I wanna give you a warning about the voice pack>It's... well... I'll just leave it at that>Proceed with cautionOooooh boy
BRUV JWU GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN WILL THIS VOICEPACK BE AVAILABLE PERMANENTLY OR IS IT TIME LIMITED
>>31853617what does the location of the website have to do with from where it gets shipped
>>31853515Do you rike it?
>Teamate Mulder, FBI
>>31853478Amiki...
>>31853617Small indie company prs andstd
salty coins and milk voice pack....
>she pronounces .wav as "wave"
Do I have to buy it through booth then, and not geekjack?
CUM AHN AMELIA DAS IT? A FOKIN STICKA?
>>31853496go back
>>31853668JOI? That's what my coombrain defaults to.
>voicepack includes ame calling you a fag
SWEET AND SALTY BLOWJOB ASMR
>>31853623Not bad, I guess.
>Sweet and saltyAME JOI FINALLY
>>31853598
>>31853512
>>31853583>77.55 United States DollaridoosHoly shit, she better be fucking masturbating on top of her mic
The shipping is too damn high.
>>31853669Stop being poor
>>31853598Not much I can do when niggers rushed in like anchovies and crashed the site.
>>31853617>Things_cover_should_do.txt
>>31853509Based watamate destroying western whores.
>>31853502>WHERES THE GOOD FUCKING MERCHRight here.
>voicepack is Ame trashtalking you in a competitive game
>>31853669>only 10k yen shippingthank god
>>31853496>Booth DownRumao
>>31853423https://youtu.be/lGFK7UOEvz8?t=42
>>31853682based
>>31853583JESASI'll just stick to the voice pack I guess... Maybe the keychain too.
>>31853598Site is dead...>>31853659Figure and tshirts next year.
"Proceed with caution."Ame voicepack includes her saying the N word on the salty side.
>Amelia announcement>booth crashings, sugoi...
>>31853682kek
>>31853655I... I can't...
>>31853598>booth.pmNo wonder why it crash so fast kek
>>31853622why don't you ask her during tonight's session of discord sex?
She broke 40K with YT bug, pretty good.
>no onahole
Why the fuck wouldn't they sell this shit in the US instead? What the fuck?
WHERE'S MY AUTOGRAPHED MERCH YOU DUMB WHOOOORRRREEEE
>>31853655Looks based to me
>>31853676it hasnt even opened for purchase yet
>Voice packsDon't you fucking dare you sick fucks
>>31853655>seething astel loving jookTEAMATES CAN'T STOP WINNING!!!
>>31853617Cover seems to have some exclusive deal with these vendors, or are fucking retarded and hate money.
>>31853509>>31853518WATAME YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>31853710>JUST GET RICH LMAO
>>31853655I'd be mad, but I've never celebrated a JPers birthday either so I guess I win in the end since there's a lot more of them.
>>31853602>please consider supporting Ina. She's very poor.>world famous illustrator poor of personalty i'm sure
>You can buy voicepack separately Alright you got me
>>31853708the voice pack is 20 dollars
>I want a Watcushionnnnnnnnnn, can Japs buy it too???>You can't>NOOOOOOOOO
>>31853708You must be new here.
>>31853416How new are you?
>Proceed with caution>Sweet and saltyIs cover officially going into the softcore ASMR porn now?
>>31853682nice
>>31853686>Watchama is the strongest!This is true!
>WARNING FOR VOICE PACKOH SHIT. THIS FUCKING SITE BETTER BE UP
>>31853670coward
>>31853714oh jesas
>>31853714is this official?
why the fuck would they sell this shit through booth?
inb4 it's a screamer in an otherwise calm ASMR voice clip
>>31853655I found a picture of the person who made that post
>>31853712Fuck you I just wanted decent merch
>>31853509FUCKING WATAMATES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31853586GIMMEGIMMEGIMME
>>31853684Watchama is the strongest!
>>31853680Cause they would have partnered with that company's merch firm to produce it instead.
>>31853659>not very expensive Wait until you see the shipping price
>>31853583That's ok, she loves everyteamate despite their individual budgets
>>31853684>that numberfag thinks this is a huge number
>>31853386Ruin your heart further.
>>31853492I really hope they create an ina branded sketchbook
geekjackit
>>31853405Text notification sound, PC startup.
AMELIA'S SWEET AND SALTY PUSSY
>>31853484But when you fucks show ona holes in it and buy vending machines used panties for it, it's okay?
you losers, just make your own pillows and membercards and shit
>>31853515>It will be on both Booth and GeekjackBTFO
>>31853451I also love Ina
>I do insult youIM GONNA PAY AMELIA TO INSULT ME
>I insult you a ilttle bit
OOOOOOOOOOH I WANT TO BE INSULTED
>>31853761Just don't want roommates being my shit man, is it discrete though?
>I do insult you in the voice packoh boy
>femdom voice pack
>VOICEPACK
>Ame insult voicepackOh no
>being insulted by Amelia
>>31853655based Japanese nationalist. It's people like him that helps keep Japan JAPAN
>>31853583yeah i'll just download the voice pack after some of you guys rip it and post it
>>31853684Why are nips such numberfags?
femdom voice pack oh yeah
>>31853423Lurk 20 years before posting
>>31853692wahvv?
>>31853747based
WARNINGENMA IS LURKING>>31853251WARNINGENMA IS LURKING
>>31853692Anon.. your file format reps..
>>31853655based
>>31853623that's way less than I expected, nice
>>31853471identifies a fellow teamate of your presence
>I DO INSULT YOU A LITTLE BITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>no mug>no mousepadi mean it's still okay
>Insults confirmedt-thank you ame...
>>31853747she's literally asking to be made an onahole>ywn make gura your doughnut
>>31853714
>>31853753my fucking sides
>>31853753lol
>>31853760demdy...
INSALT
Where do I buy it from? Geekjack or Booth?
>>31853708JESAS, no fucking way, I'm just gonna wait until someone inevitably dumps it here.
>Not for you personallyGura...
Fucking S voicepack
Warning is probably for language
>literally an Ame Verbal Abuse CDGood lord I've been waiting for this day
>>31853775I mean compared to other merch packs who are usually at least 100 bucks. Shipping is almost always 20 bucks on geekjack anyways.
>>31853617cover hates making money
>>31853655a bit hidoi desu です
AME CALLING YOU A PUSSY ASS NIGGER CONFIRMED
Cute happy married couple
>>31853710
Amelia is more nervous than usual
http://poal.me/joykvrhttp://poal.me/joykvrhttp://poal.me/joykvr
>they will be sold outkek. ame thinks her shit is selling out. western viewers dont give a shit about merch, whore.
FEMDOM JOI CONFIRMED
>>31853692ESLkun...
>>31853714I want to fuck this elf!
amelia insults your tiny penis dot mp3
>>31853826I'm not fucking enma you retard I just went in the fucking Booth before it crashed because all you casual niggers use geekjack for some reasson.
Who has the next birthday?
>>31853714>undersides of the feet are darkSkin color doesn't work this way
>>31853826It appeared on Booth before she revealed it retard.
>>31853471You pay for groceries with it and you get a free coupon.
since this isnt really anything, what kind of merch would you guys actually buy?
>>31853846That's for everything. The voice pack is only 2000JPY.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hitsukuya/status/1346994343593144321>Has to pay for something they made..
>>31853776>"Salty" and "Sweet" voice pack scenariosI like that desu
>>31853753>そんなぁあああああああああああああBig kusa
>>31853714>The only good merch is the shit not by CoverKek>>31853765It's not by Cover but it is by Flare's papa so it's better than official.
>>31853714Isn't lack selling this and not cover?
80 dollars for some chink shit keyrings and pillows, and some of you will buy it
>>31853881I just wanted a hat
>>31853459>dead yabBased
>sounds like a pretty good dealrumao
>>31853768that rrat died yesterday
>>31853827don't care, I still pronounce it wahvv
I only care about the card but I dont want to pay 8000 yen + intl shipping for it
>Ame insulting you>Ame being sweet to youwouldn't have it any other way
>Casts a hex upon SheepmagesYou’re welcome.
>pretty good dealYEAH 40$ SHIPPING on top
It's not a good deal Ame, but these things never are so it's to be expected.
It's not that exciting but I'd still consider it if not for the fucking overseas shipping.
>>31853869>
>>31853704>>31853716CRASHING THIS SERVER...WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>31853833I'd buy a knockoff Ame version of this
>>31853494"limited" aka wait a few days and you can get some
80 ish burgerbucksA SMALL PRICE TO PAY
>>31853692I bet you pronounce "gif" as "gif"
>>31853881figures for sure
>>31853811Japan stopped being japan when it knelt to the US after being tickled by a few atom bombs.
>>31853714Niiiice
>>31853714Noel cuddles with this or the real Flare every night...
Alright faggots, let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/an929chttp://poal.me/an929chttp://poal.me/an929chttp://poal.me/an929c
>>31853655lmao
OK LEGIT QUESTIONDo I order from GeekJack and potentially never get the item? Or should I order from Booth and use a proxy service?
>tfw you are from a third world countrysadge at least i can make unofficial merchandise
>>31853735Yeah yeah no asshole
>>31853765Technically no but it's done by Flare's papa.
>>31853655Looks based to me.
What's it like to hold hands with Ame?
Do I buy from Booth or GeekJack?
>>31853862want me to screen-cap your post for posterity when you eventually get BTFO?
>>31853881dakis, figs, mousepads, shirts
>>31853747this bitch doesnt deserve to speak, whore didnt even prepare a gift for ame.
>>31853881>oppai mousepad>actual daki>Coffee mugI might unironically get the teamate card though.
>>31853881>Figures>Mugs>Blankets>Dakis>Mousepad>A RUBBER keychain>Pins
>>31853881A MIO HOODIEWHERE THE FUCK IS IT, COVER
>>31853753Cute.
>>31853869ONEGAI
Can someone ask if the membership card assigns you a number?My job's starting at the end of the month and I'm not sure if I should buy it now or later.
>>31853446Geekjack doesn't start selling for over 24 hours retard. Calm down.
>>31853714You are now imagining this nice lady slobbering all over that daki
>>31853882>Wants to show support for someone they care about
The birthday stream will be just one big ad?
>>31853917no only fags pronounce it like that, I say "gif"
>>31853617>HoloEN>Western audience gets fucked by shipping
I'm sorry, Teabros, but your oshi's merch...
ENMA IS HERE SAY HI
>>31853900I cast Reflect!
>>31853882I'm sure she got payed well for the commission, retard.
>>31853861Nah but I eagerly await the magnet
>$20 for voice packscam, i'm going to gacha it
>>31853655I'm celebrating VJ day this year.
>>31853714Reminder that Noel bought this and got Flare to rub up against it and put her scent on it.
>>31853869I want a Mori voice pack where she calls me her little cute one.
>>31853900Thank you based Wolf Wizard
>>31853882>hitsu was solely responsible for the creation, marketing, and distribution of the product
>>31853881Gura hoodie
>>31853423Usually its short zatsudan followed by some merch then some more talking
Cover you had one job...
>>31853951no she said she has stuff planned for after this
Ame’s ‘trying to sell you on something’ voice is not cuter than usual
>good price
$77 is kinda a lot for a keychain, stickers, pillow, pretend credit card, and files of a voice that will be leaked here.......
>a chinky keychain with nice art>>>stickers but at least they have nice art>a literally useless chinky square meme cushion with nice art>a fucking cardabsolutely fucking grim, I hope teamates are coping alright because I saw a bunch of them amping themselves up over not getting raped in the arse by Cover for absolute garbage like this
>>31853881Mascot plush
>>31853944buy it now faggot.
Not the best merch but it's going to make sales regardless.Crashing the site's a positive.If this anything to go by, Mori and Gura are going to make some killer sales.
>>31853920>Noel cuddles with this and the real Flare every night...FTFY
>>31853872Mori I think
>>31853875She's a fucking elf
>>31853932The booth site said to buy from geekjack.
Do Holos get a cut of their merch sold?
>>31853882they were definitely paid more than the total cost of all the merch lol
>>31853861Answered no but if Ame was my oshi I would probably buy it
>>31853013Discussing religion, politics and current events is a big no-no in Japan's entertainment industry. This is especially applicable to the idol industry and Cover is no exception. They probably will be made aware of this and it will make them back off of VShoujo (if having Melody on roster isn't enough).
>>31853881mousepad, phonecover, mio hoodie
>>31853920She bought it, so now she can have Flare in both arms
>>31853947
>>31853692yes thats correct
>>31853881I want a plush Takodachi
How come literally every single thing is made by hitsu what the hell
The only thing I want is the voicepack and that'll leak here within a day of release.
>09_abuse_ASMR.zip
>>31853973>Cover>Insert copy pasta
>>31853714>FlareHe said GOOD merch
She's going to realize it's a tiny goddamn cushion and accidentally swear
>>31853881AME HAT WHEREAME MONOCLE WHEREAME POCKETWATCH WHERECOVER WHAT THE FUCK
>>31853881A hat and a cup
>>31853978and that's before shipping
>>31853978>pretend credit cardso it's actually just a piece of plastic right? You can't actually use it on anything?
>>31853782Ina sketchbook or Ina artbook.or both in the same book.
>>31853753Cute I like 5ch bros
>>31853881MIO HOODIE
>How big is the pillow?>...I dunnoAme...
>>31853735Just take the pillow and install the proper device
>>31853678PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE RESPOND
>>31853811>people like him drive around in vans and annoy peopleFixed that for you
>>31853881MugsMio hoodie GOD DAMN IT
>>31853765Not exactly but for reference this one is
>get the items 2 months laterFUCKING JAPAN RONA SHIPPING
>>31853714it's being prepped for Mori
>>31853931INTERLINKED
>>31853881Bubba plushieGura hoodieIna mousepadMori CDKiara story time collection
What merch would you like to see from your Oshi?
>2-ish monthsYABE
>>31853937Gotta buy everything to get that :^)
>>31853515>buy an im@s figure>still in japan since marchwhen it's going to end...
>>31853881Amelia's Pocketwatch, a keychain based on her monocle or an Amelia plushie.
>>31853988No, youtube gets all of it
>>31853881a gura hat, that's all i really want
>2 monthsFuck
>>31853926I'm not surprised
I'm expecting a rise in /onag/ as people ask for help modifying the pillow to fit a hole.
>>31853920>Noel cuddles with this or the real Flare every night...>orYou spelled "and" wrong.
Two fucking month really
>>31853963same here(no not Gura)
>>31854000Confag here Hitsu's stuff is very high quality
>2-ish months from now shippingCOVEEEEEEEER
>>31853881Hololive brand condoms with their oshi marks on it
>Ask me anything about the merch>"How big is the pillow?">Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh10/10 Q and A session.
GURA'S MERCH IS GOING TO MAKE AME'S LOOK LIKE SHIT, KEKCOVER KNOWS THAT GURA TAPS BOTH THE JOP AND EOP MARKET
IMAGINE paying for this SHITTY merch
JESUS THE PILLOW IS 18'' BY 18''
>>31853881shirt, mug idk everything but this
>all the EOPs in the chat that don't realize how overpriced Cover makes things
>>31853931Interlinked.
>>31854000>pay 1 artistvs.>pay 4 artists
>>31853881Gura HatGura tridentGura keychain
>>31853776>Surface material: Peach skinwhat did they mean by this
>>31854003h o t
>>31853881I'd buy that Walfie salt shaker unironically, other than that, a Hat or a plush of bubba or a magnifying glass
>>318538811 hour with Ame's roommate
>Separate voice packsFor what purpose
>>31853710>Stop being poorThis is not a reason to spend 18k yen for this shit
Soft like Ame...
>>31854040I love you Gura!
only thing i want is the rewards card and voice pack
>Corporation is called Cover>Doesn't sell bed-spreads to cover your bed with
>>31853881Dakis and mousepads
>>31853978Welcome to the idol industry, enjoy your stay
Anyone who doesn't have the rewards card can't call themselves a true teamate.
>>31853760Demo for holostar EN when? If he's still alive that is, heard that recently he almost OD.
>>31853881I'm getting this pillow what are you talking about?
>pillow not included
>>31853881Magnifying glass keychain
>>31853988All profits go directly to the CCP
what the FUCK were they thinking when they decided to sell the hololive ENGLISH shit from a JAPANESE storefront????????????
>>31853979Pretty sure they'll defend any scam such as this to the death
>>31853931I-I-INTERLINKED
ame i love u but this merch sux
450 × 450 is the size of the pillow.
So teamates you’re too cheap to superchat. Will you at least buy actual merch for your oshis birthday?
>>31854012Yuppppp
>pillow is softcrazy
hitsu was female?
>>31854062To jew you
>>31854050Gura will have worse merch
>>31854038>>31853993>>31853984It was an inclusive OR I swear!
i want a gura hoodie with this on it
>HE ISN'T IN THE TEAMATE REWARDS MEMBERSHIP PROGRAMSad! Can't wait for my card!!!
>>31853978You're buying this to support the chuuba, not out of a pure value proposition.
>>31854054Idol merchandise is ALWAYS overpriced like this
>>31853739I'll do it myself
>hitsu>her????
>>31853861Waiting for my oshi, but I totally were if Ame were mine.
>>31853953Everyone's merch is going to be like this, anon.
https://files.catbox.moe/flb46n.mp3Amelia_Sweet.mp3here you go fags, will post Salt later
what is the Teamate Rewards Card for?my stream lagged when she was talking about it so I missed it
This merch is kind of ass. They're going to make so much profit. This shit total costs $5 at the very most total to make.
>>31854054I've been around for a while, don't mind the merch. I do mind that they decided to make the merch in fucking Japan when most of the viewers and fans are in other countries.
So you guys are sharing that voicepack with the class (thread) right?
Ame's accent is stronger than usual.
All the items are separate on booth along with the all in one bundle, so it's pretty nice of her for you poorfags.¥1,000 each voice pack¥2,000 for both¥1,000 Keychain¥1,000 stickers set¥3,000 cushion¥8,000 bundleSo ¥1,000 for the extra card. it seems.
>After all this jewing, Ame's gonna do a charity streamI dunno what this all means
>>31854000because shes a better artist than ina and anyone that says otherwise is a takofag
>>31854062I'm a delicate soul, I can only handle "sweet"
>site isnt even in englishCover is so fucking incompetent that it makes me furious
>>31854062Salty is for redditors.Sweet is for 4chan
>>31853983>Crashing the site's a positive.Everything crashes Booth and GJ, they're literally run on sticks and string like most Japanese webshit.
cover is fucking incompetent make this shit in america you fucking retards
>>31853881A pack of posters, mousepad (dgaf about boobas on it), t-shirt, socks, lanyard.
>>31853872Next EN is Mori in AprilOther Holo birthdays in January are Pekora, Risu, Rusia and Polka
>>31853909Why didn't we get a mug and a tie?
>>31854050>cover>knows
>>31853881Mio hoodie will always be the answer until one is made.
>>31853947HIGH TEST BROS
>>31853881I'd love something actually original. Like how Choco for her 2nd anniversary had a marriage certificate, a ring and a ring holder shaped like her horns. For Ame it could be a magnifying glass or her pin or something.
>>31853861The pillow is the only thing worth it bar maybe the keychain.Covid NA shipping from JP really kills my drive to buy it too.
>>31854063value is subjective. For some people, this probably is worth $180
>>31854106flexing
>>31853982But I need to pay rent.I need to know ahead of time.
>>31854106from what I understand, it's literally a piece of plastic
>>31853714Does Flare's base outfit normally have a butthole?
>>31854111fuck off poorfag pay up
How will you react if Gura is selling an onahole mold of her own cunny?
>>31854062$
what is she waiting for now?
>>318540638k but your point stands
>>31854119its going to be on geekjack too
Will you kneel when people post their cards?
>>31853862people buy fucking bricks, anon
They did Ame dirty.
>>31854103Did you... not know that Hitsu is a girl?
>>31853881That salt shaker going around would be nice
>>31854075Fuck off, Ame has made my FOMO bad enough.
>>3185408615.5 in x 17.7 in
>>31853979>chinkyI think you mean chintzy
>>31854104holy cringe
Gomen Ame, I'd rather wait for a mugPillow is nice though
just get the bootleg body pillow of ame
>>31854105Then I hope Ina never has a birthday!
>>31853655You forgot the pic of the guy who made that post
>>31854140>he didn't get his stimulus checkBro....
>>31854106It's....just a piece of plastic. It's not a real card.
>>31854062Honestly, good of her for just forcing you to buy both if you only want one. Combined price is the same as Kiara's and that only had two recordings.
>>31854087I've superchatted more than that merch is worth so that's an easy answer.
>>31854062To make money off your dumbass
>>31853931...within chairs interclattered
>>31854143No.
>>31854037see we add to /jp/ board culture...
>>31853988Better deal then from the SCs
>>31854089>>31854103holy fuck how new..yes ands he has a boyfriend
>>31854086450 whatmetersinchesfeetcubitshelp us anon
>>31853978>>31853979If you weren't such newfags maybe you would know how embarrasing your posts are
>>31854154YesHow can people call Ame their Oshi if they don't even have the membership card?
>>31854004OkayTHINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry>Have moderators for the Chat to stop rule breaking>Helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Letting everyone in HoloCN keep their models and otther stuff>Write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translating>Make Idol outfits for all their holos and have them prepared for use before their debut.>Add subs to the streamsTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao>Make them dance around to shill instant curry>Not have moderators for the Chat because who need to follow rules>Not helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Taking away the models from everyone in HoloCN for no reason>Not write down interviewee's answers so Kiara don't forget what was said while translating all while needing to do everything by herself>Not making and having the Idol outfits for all their holos making them to use their based 3D models>Take down steams that translate everything
>>31853978Superchats you get nothing, this you get shit.
>>31853924Wanting to know this as well
>>31853881A Takodachi literally anything. Stress ball, plush toy, keychain, whatever.
>>31854089yes, she does the anime convention rounds, i've met her
Chumbuds are shitting on the merch cause they don’t even get any merch, songs or even new emotes kek
If I buy the pillow I don't know what my parents reaction will be
>>31854081Japanese people are slightly fucking braindead when it comes to doing business outside of their tiny island
>>31854103Yes? You didn't know this?
>>31853924I've seen people have problems with GeekJack and Buyee, so I'm just using a forwarding service I've used in the past and ordering direct from Booth.
>>31854104The fuck?
>>31854104jezas
it LOOKS cool
>>31854106>it just looks cool>it does not have a function
>>31853862>>31853935do it, this guy keeps spamming the same post with minor changes
>>31854190mm
>>31854183YES
>>31853423it's trashy anyway and broke the kayfabe.
>>31853714It's great, right?
>>31853778It's big for Ame.
A PICTURE OF MY WIFE AME
>>31854054>EOPアイ・スピック・日本語ニース!
>international shipping though booth is available>can only set up a japanese addressAm I missing something?
>>31854120They don't manufacture cheap junk like this in the US, it's all from China.
>>31853964
>>31854062How the fuck are digital files out of stock? Do they gotta copy and pasta some more what the actual fuck?
>>31854103yab
>>31854104Uh...
>amelia card is completely worthlessAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31853924>Do I order from GeekJack and potentially never get the item?What?
>>31853881Tako plushie
Yeah i'm going to make it myself it will cost less than $5
>>31854197Because Gura's birthday hasn't happened yet dumbass
>a picture of your wife in your wallet
>ame in my wallet>ame is my wife
>>31853881Ame hatRobel's camel plushieSubaru's pantsu
Why did she make a rewards card instead of a membership card?
>It'll be like you have a picture of your wife in your wallet, but it's me!
LOVERS
>>31854104>https://files.catbox.moe/flb46n.mp3I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
>Ame's wifeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31854070>Is called Cover>Can't Cover your talents
>It'll be like you have a picture of your wife in your wallet>But it's MEEE
>15 mins of voice contentWILL THERE BE A CONFESSION SCENERIO IN THE SWEET ONE
>>31854104i will pretend to fall for this bait like the other newfags
>tell colleagues at work I got married>show them pic>pull out Ame card
>>31854156calling it now, kfp and deadbeats are getting a daki.
>>31854187>hewhich is it now
I only need 2 minutes.
>>31854098this, its basically akasupa but u get something physical in return.I tell myself this everytime I buy something there to not feel as guilty
>>31854190Pixels
>>31854054that's the whole point of idol merch
>>31854030I just got my Coco and Watame tapestry thing from may like a few weeks ago... Though I think shipping should be faster for these since they can now actually ship to the US.
>>31854106Memes, that's it. The only cool thing would be to copy the design and put it on a real card like Visa and Mastercard used to let you do.
>>31854012i bet it's not even plastic, 99% chance it'll be cardstock
SHILLING CONWOMAN AME VOICE IS THE SAME AS DEBUT AME VOICE AAAAAAA IM LOOOOOOPIIIIING
>>31854197no, i'm going to buy some of it...
>>31853881Anything that I can afford.>>31854130That actually seems kind of eh actually. I feel like that'd either be way too expensive or obviously really cheaply made.
>>31854187>he has a boyfriendwtf, i thought ame hated homos?
15 minutes voice pack is good value, Kiara's was way shorter
>>31854054Don't mind the price of merch, very much mind the price of shipping from fucking Japan.
>15 MINUTESLETS FUCKING GO TEAMATES WE'RE WINNING
RATE AMELIA'S MERCH PACKAGE, TEAMATES
>15 minutesshe wanted to do more but has to save it for later i bet
>Your oshi>buying Ame merch? Which?
>15 minutesThat's about triple the length of Kiara's voicepack kek
MY WIFE AMELIA A PICTURE OF HER IN MY WALLET
>>31854227pikachama, it doesn't start for another bit.
>>31853861100% getting the voice packs but I'm apprehensive about the physical merch considering shipping times and potential cost.
>>31853875Why do you think darkies in anime look so much better than real life?
scalpCHADS p-please be gentle to us humble wagemates
>>31854221
>>31854104cute!
To all the anons complaining about the price and shipping costHave you never bought merch from japan before? Be honest, cause this shit is very run of the mill
>>31854241american english prease andastan
>15 MIN of AMEHOLY SHIT
You guys complain about this and then forget Noel got a $100 bowl.
>>31854237>waiting until June for new emotesOk
>>31854223They should have done this through Redbubble.
>>31854244GurAme is dead.
God, I fucking hate fast chats, even with a membership I can't ask my questions.
>>31854130Choco selling wedding rings and marriage certificates is 100% certified wife material.
Ame eating dangos voicepack when?
>>31854164>>31854204>>31854104>>31854245>>31854229Are you retarded?
>>31854271Merch: 3/10Ame: 10/10not buying anything tho
>order teamate card>get 000000001
>>31854104>not posting the real thinghttps://files.catbox.moe/9n0anj.mp3
>>31854104
J***c***b**f***w***Happy birthday Ame!
>>31854104Wow I can't believe this is totally real
>>31854104CUTE!
>>31853714https://youtu.be/xqriGyOsYvohttps://youtu.be/yCJfoO3KDNc>You will never be a Japanese girl blessed with bountiful breasts and have 3 houses, your wife's dakimakura, and your wife to rub her juices on it so it smells like herNoel is so lucky.
>>31854255>anon takes 2 minutesSlowpoke anon ngmi
>>31854081Small indie company please understand
>>31854197I'm still gonna buy it.
>>31854227anonchama... your reading comprehension...
>>31854104TEAMATES?????????????????
why does ame gets all the merchs while the most popular hololive member hasn't gotten shit yet? are cover that fucking retarded?
>>31854140you get a pillowyou can sleep anywhere now
>>31853932Geekjack will have a fixed shipping fee that is cheaper than Booth, since they also charge a processing fee when going through Buyee.
>>31854170I'm not American.
>>31854106you show it during the boogaloo to not get shot
>>31853881More plushies, shirts, hoodies, mousepads, posters. Fucking anything that isn't acrylic stands, keychains, and stickers.
>>31853496Holy samefag
>>31853931Interlinked
>>31854271Watson/10
Gonna have to wait a bit bros.
I just wanted a poster to decorate my empty apartment walls...
>>31853714too bad Flare is super ugly
>>31854288Gura...no...
>>31854104Pretend I fall for it
>>31854198>why didn't you get more for the whole family?
>>31854192>HoloCNogey
>>31854288man I love the jop's
>>31854020permanently
>>31854288wishful thinking
>>31854271She can do no wrong, because she's cute
>stream dedicated to jew you
>>31853862Ame-only artbook was the top-selling hololive doujin on melonbooks for like a week during air-comiket preorders. Not unreasonable.
>>31854271Solid/10
>>31854299yes you are
>>31853979newfag
>>31854299
>>31853861Smells like a bunch of broke bitches in the poll
>>31853901Jesus Christ, do the people that buy this shit have infinite money?
>>31853896I can't believe Ayame is dead...
>tfw no Bubba merchandise
>>31854330I fucking despise cover
>>31854232I ordered Marine's stuff back in July i think and they won't ship due to Covid or something
>>31854295This is why ID is superior.
>>31853484This, coming from the country that sells used panties in vending machines...
>>31854192>>Add subs to the streamsI don't know, you need a team of translators to keep up with the amount of streams.
>>31853881Ina daki + tentacle plushes, so you could pretend to cuddle with her
>>31854070>Corporation is called Cover>Doesn't sell oshi-inspired condoms to cover your dick with
This just in: Ame has personally SAT on all the pillows!
>>31854110This, why does Cover think it's a good idea to ship their shit from Japan especailly with Corona going around
>>31854306
>>31854271I'll buy the voice pack
>>31853978much better deal than doing a $100 supa
>>31854012If you show it to Amelia, she'll have sex with you. Alternatively just offer her food or shelter.
how do you buy this from booth? Since some anons say that it can only ship to Japanese addresses
>>31854156The Holo decides the merch themselves
>>31854198move out if you're self-conscious, fagbuy anyway
>>31854299...are you?
>>31854274guraACRYLIC FUCKIN KEYCHAIN BABY OOH YEAH
>>31854156Well I guess because she's only in Hololive for a few months and even then Ame said she compromise for her merch so probably it was only a keychain before. Thank Ame
>>31854318They haven't had a birthday yet you braindead gura tard.
>>31854050>>31854092Gura will not have merch for a fucking while. The holos are partly responsible for making their own merch happen.
>>31854271only want the card but I dont want to buy the other merch / 10any anons here who are willing to sell the card for double the price?
At least this isn't a fucking PPT shirt.
>>31854304What the hell I'm I hearing anon?
I'm so curious as to why she's apologizing multiple times for the voicepack.
>Amelia doesn't know anything about any of the merchandise>Doesn't know the dimensions of the pillow>Doesn't know the voice pack lengthWhy is she so disorganized bros?
are you satisfied, /hlgg/?
>>31854330Why didn't Cover prepare at all to sell shit to western fans?
I might buy the complete pack and an extra pillow
>>31854321My condolences fellow Teamate. You can always get it later if you still want it!
>365 IPS
>apologies in advance for the voicepackWHY?
>>31854271Pretty solid, won't buy much though.
>>31854285Yeah, if you've even bought one figurine fom japan before, you know the shipping can be ever more expensive than the actual product.
>>31854330shill stream but not on oversea until tomorrow...
>>31854271not satisfied/10
>>31854274>Ame>Voicepacks
Chat is kinda ripping into it a little bit lmao. Leave it to Americans to make sure they get their monies worth
>>31854304Son.....
Just got back from the work, what'd I miss from the first 30-ish minutes of Ame's stream?
>Waachama is a really beautiful girl so long as she keeps her mouth closed.
>I want to get the voice pack today>don't want to buy them from booth because of overseas shipping>it's going to take a whole day for geekjack to open sales
>Apologies in advance for the voice packW-What is it? I'm actually nervous
You've heard of>Are you frustrated?Now get ready for>Are you not satisfied?
>>31854231>not modding it with a chip + magnetic strip copy of your real credit cardYou don't deserve the card, bitch.
>>31853583For most of us yeah.For the other 30k + who knows?
Newfag here. Are Hololive birthdays usually this terrible?
>>31854371
>>31854191If you weren't such a newfag maybe you'd be able to fucking read posts before coping like this.
>>31854399wow it's almost as if there's an event!
>>318542716/10Merch is meh but it's a good price
>>31854081Japanese corporate culture faxes documents between floors of the same building. FAXES.
>>31854371keep going
>>31853515
>giving prices in 1,000s of yenAbsolutely based.Love this girl.
>she's actually getting down that no one seems to want itbros...
>>31854399You probably missed the 500IPs during Bladerunner
>>31854271Same shit as before just with her face on it/10
SHE KNOWS
>>31854271Pretty solid/10 but I'm poor
>>31854054That's every Japanese business. They decided to milk otaku instead of trying to make a real profit.
>Gura: YES MA'AM>Gura wanted an Ame mousepad tooKEK
>YES MA'AM
very late fat cat post.
>>31854012It's an entry pass for the eventual off-gangbang party
teamates I feel bad for ame she seems really nervous
>>31853402Pillows are usually 80 bucks by themselves. That shit ain't cheap.
>>31854274InaNo
>>31854304>that hicwait what the fuck is this?
>>31854275and i fucking paid $20 for that
>>31854340Good. I'm not interested in paying for a boat so Yagoo can personally ship the physical goods to my country, he can stay there in Japan.
>>318542715/10 not gonna buy it, not worth it but I'll upgrade my membership
>>31854285Seriously. I bought the album WALK recently.
>shipping cost?>"no clue"
>>31854401Absolute state.
>>31854401RRATS?!
>>31854253Kiaras in like July, they got a long time to come up with something
>>31854271Keychain design = Cute/10Pillow design = Simple/10Sticker design = Stickers/10Rewards card = Functional/10Amelia Watson = Cuter than usual
Will YT ever fix chat? Top chat moves af live chat speed. If you switch between the 2 there is no difference and its been like this for a month.
>>31854411Can confirm, was a cashier wagie a few years ago and holy shit, don't fucking work retail in America.
>>31854285>Have you never bought merch from japan before? Of course not, it gets taxed to hell here
Is there a reason why Cover keeps using Booth and Geekjack for mostly EN-centric vtuber merch instead of easier western alternatives, other than "japanese company, please undastand"
>>31854120why would anyone produce something like this in borgarland, do you want them to go bankrupt?Also most sales are asia anyway for main-branch merch and why would they change their production location just for holoen
>>31854281So if you're overseas you need to wait until tomorrow to buy from geekjack instead?
>>31854285I know how Japan is with this shit and I will continue to bitch about it
>>31854274GuraI'll get the voice pack on nyaa
>>31853684>When in the missionary position, the piston cannot be made rhythmic. It feels slow and sticky.What in the actual fuck?
>>31854271Individual prices are good, nothing compelling to buy except for the pillow and the keychain.
>>31853583I remember getting 3 keychains at Magfest for $12 total...I swear every time I see merch for these girls it's double or so the price I expect.
>>31854198I have a daki just sitting on my bed with a blanket over it like she's sleeping and my mom doesn't care or asked me about it, and she always fucking goes into my room to vacuum.
>>31854353read the buyfag guide anon, you're embarrassing yourself
>>31854274ameno
Trinity COMPLETED
>>31854200japan kinda st00pid no cap
I'm staying at my parents' for the next month. Considering only buying the voice pack so I don't have to explain stuff.
>>31854399I'm here back from reddit to shitpost with my fellow /hlgg/ bros, since this is such a big happening and all and I wanna be part of the super hype threads!
>>31854362heck you'd need a full team for some of the more prolific girls alone.
>>31854251don't make them jealous, anon
Complete otaku Ina knows exactly what payment booth accepts kek.
>>31854437I was there and I missed that. Didn't know we had 500
>>31854424
>>31854415is Ame too loud for 5ch's baby ears?
>>31854384There will be no merch.
>>31854415Kinda rude
>>31854386Fuck you that shirt is based
>ina is IN>ina BOUGHT
>8k yen is too much!!How poor are you people?
>>31854070>Corporation is called Cover>Doesn't cover the girls in chocolate
of course ina knows about buying from booth kek
Guys, you pay the 8,000 yen to support your oshi. The stuff is just a bonus. How do people not get this by now?
the shitty plastic ame keychain vs the full metal kanata keychain
Isn't Amelia wrong?Booth only ships in JP right?
>>31854271Better than Kiara's shirts
>>31854271Gonna torrent the voice pack/10
>>31854389probably because of the sph
>>31854415Learn english disgusting yellow monkey.
>>31853881shark hat
i hate cover so fucking much
>>31854343its a merch shilling stream so....
>>31854264Eh it's probably going to be cheaply made, but at least they tried to come up with something other than keychains and stickers that you can get everywhere for less
>>31854415They don't understand the gremlin voice
>>31854389It's just Bubba licking her feet for 5 minutes.
>>31854343>Gura image postalso>how new are you?
>>31854274>Ame>The whole thing cause I got loadsa monay
>>31854422if they have a 3d they are usually done in 3d
>>31854490just don't be a bitch anon
>>31854354Never fear, she has been reborn...
>>31854505Pretty poor.
>>31854285You have to admit it's pretty weird that they're making the stuff in Japan in the first place considering who they're selling it to.
>>31854495Based
>>31854416voice pack doesnt need shipping anon
>>31854190Stones
>>31854271The pillow and voicepack seems good,I'll probably buy just the voicepack though... I hate international shipping
Honestly I like this merch, I guess I'm easy to please?It's hard to imagine an Ame shirt that wouldn't be cringe and I doubt she'd do a titty mousepad already she's only been doing this for 3 months
>>31854285>Have you never bought merch from japan before?I bought an onahole, I have no experience with vtuber merch
>>31854054Otakus are super fucking easy to exploit, just slap a cute girl on some shitty product and these fuckers will buy it no matter the price, they are as retarded as gamers when it comes to handling money
Well, did you rike it gaijin-san?
>>31854467What does the rewards card do?
>>31854437>>31854497>500 IPs in cytube too
>>31854271decent /10 the pillow is the highlight
Ame's gonna let us sit on her face.
>>31854274InaNo, maybe on her anniversary
>>31854332Just put some stickers on your walls.
Cover really should give them a fuckin fact sheet to avoid all these obvious questions being answered with "I dunno"
SITTING ON AME'S FACE!
making watson eat my ass by sitting on my watson pillow without underwear on
Lmao she was about to say the shipping price but chose not to say it
>GeekjackI waited half a year before they started shipped my kanata dakimakura.
Ame is aware of the teamates' disappointment...
I CAN SIT ON HER FACE
>Ame wants me to sit on her face
>>31854251kek
>386 posters and risingWHO ARE YOU NIGGERS?
>>31854383why are they waiting for her birthday to make money out of the most popular hololive member? does cover hate free money?
>>31854304BUT THIS IS INCEST!
All of you complaining about this fucking merch are absolutely retarded. Not only is it her first year, this shit is above average for Birthday Merch.
>>31854496
>>31854274AmeVoice packs yarr
>>31854274AmeVoice packs
>>31854479The dude doesn't have the upper body strength to fuck in the missionary position. A common problem among nerds that never exercise.
>>31854508newfags
>>318542710/0
>>31854285Complaining about JP shipping is my own personal ritual before I buy. That, and complaining about navigating the websites necessary.
>>31854377You can't. Have to buy from geekjack.
>>31854422Yea welcome to hololive
>The website selling to americans doesnt start till the 8thIm always amazed at how incompetent Cover is.
>>31854163No they're absolutely chinky. Cheap customisable shit you get off made to order chink art factory sites.
>>31854529What did he mean by this?
Guys please tell me how to ship the Amelia merch from booth I want to set up the proxy before it starts
Were people not paying attention? She mentioned she can't have super amazing merch because how new she is with the company.
>>31853901$40 really ain't that bad considering the pandemic cucking everything. My DHL delivery cost $200 in shipping back in April.
>>31854445do you ever sleep?
>>31853881I would never buy any merch since I am not a total cringelord
>>31854529What did she mean by this?
>>31854525I pity those who threw money for this and didn't get to buy her merchs because of it
I just want the voice pack and card...
>>31854529what?
>>31854496wow, kinobut in reality she couldn't even be bothered to half-ass draw some ugly fucking commemorative picture in paint.net. she didn't do shit but do a last minute retweet. fuck gura for this.
>>31854536When Geekjack opens I'll buy the whole package, so it'd be paying double for the voice packs
I will buy the whole set and an extra pillow. Money is nothing.
>>31854312literally just a horatio alger novel rumao
ANY PURCHASE IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME!LET IT GO ONCE, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET A CHANCE AGAIN!LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK! BUY BEFORE YOU THINK!!!
>>31854529
>>31854466I want a frozen chicken in a KFP lunch box, for real
>>31854529HUUUH Teamates?????
>>31854271better than whatever the fuck was Kiaras t-shirt at least
>>31854542not rearry Yagoo-sama. Gomenasai.
>>31851486WAHbros rise up
Poormates really living up to their reputation lmao
>>31854509if I remember correctly, this one has a disclaimer that the final product might not even look like this.
btw. not that im going to buy it, def sleeping on this one but isnt booth overseas shipping usually via buyee? is it different this time? is booth actually the one now shipping overseas?
>>31854508I just want good merch man
>>31854274AmeNo I’m in fo free entertainment lel
>>31854523I don't either
>>31854509not that those are good either*
>>31854505I'm probably in the bottom 1% here
>>31854285>Have you never bought merch from japan before?I always complain about the fees. Also, Holo merch is still pricier.
Wait, if you're from outside japan you can only use geekjack right?
>>31854271Tbh, the only merch I liked is the Keychain
>>31854543If you swipe it at the right place you get taken into the secret room
>>31854274KiaraProbably voice packs, not sure about the physical stuff.
>>31854271100% getting the voice pack but fuck Japanese shipping costs... out of 10.
what's she waiting for?
>Ame_sweet_02https://files.catbox.moe/4mcb24.mp3
>>31854306>>31854371>>31854424Gura, you dumb fuck...
>>31854271AYA/10It's aight.I'm still gonna buy it...
>>31854274AmeAll
>geekjack vs boothSo who gets my money, who is faster?
>>31854509Why did i know what the text say just base on the colour
Can I just get Ina's art on a pillow from redbubble?
>>31854274AmeJust the voice packs (Already spent my money getting Nabi's Ame artbook shipped fuck international shipping)
>>31854353Nothing.It's a card you can keep in your wallet in case a complete stranger wants proof of your simping status.
Guys, use tenso.It has a 2 day delivery and you don't need to go through geekjack's fuckery
>>31854583No one else has super amazing merch either though
>>31854565I'm not complaining since I set expectations low in the first place, but what does first birthday merch often look like?
>Ame doesn't even know if the pillow comes with a cushion
>You can't buy meRICHFAG BTFO
>>31853896Wait, what? You mean she finally...?
>>31854030I had a figure I paid for back in July just arrive today, eventually it will come.
>>31854509How much was that?
>>31854587Its 2am here and i JWU so yes
>>31854271I like it, pretty cute stuff, just like Ame
GETTING RIMMED BY AME
>>31854377You use Buyee as a proxy, but they'll charge a fee for that which will be higher than the amount that GeekJack would charge.
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346978250040373251Ina mogging nabi mama!
>>31854529There was 5 and this was the 5th one. It was a whole story arc, idk...
>>31854334Don't worry it was a mutt
>>31854387a son winning
>>31854529Nani the fuck
>>31854274inayes, whole thing
>>31854632Are you a scumbag?
>>31854529mt
>Ina has now answered more merch related questions than AmeI really wonder what questions she was expecting if none of these.
>>31854274AmeYeah, all of it. Beats sending a $100 supa that jewgle will take from.
>>31854621No, you can buy from Booth through Buyee.
>>31854583That implies that any JP holo has super amazing merch.
>>31854544>20% of her viewers are in here during that time
Would you put the card in your wallet?
>>31854565>DUDE STOP COMPLAINING JUST ACCEPT THE LITERAL DOGSHIT BEING GIVEN TO YOU BY COVERYou Cover apologists are absolute retards.
2 MONTHS TO BE SHIPPED TO YOU.BIG BLUNDER!
are all merch announcement streams this awkward
>>31854559All me.
Im gonna superglue the Teamate card over my debit card.
>>31854274Morimight buy the voicepacks to share with anonbros
>card doesn't look particularly stylish
>>31854530>>31854577>responding to newfagskill yourselves
>>31854625Any idea how much the shipping is? I heard 30 bucks...
>>31854627you fucker
>>31854465>>31854463You could put a link into the address bar and download any voice pack.
>>31854566YES????
>>31854271I would like the keychain at least but I can't even rely on Geekjack apparentlyAme though is 10/10
>>31854555Fucking hell Heimin, being overseas sucks. Even more so when the merch is made in JP.
we are now at +30 mins of shit merch advertising. why should i watch hololive again?
Did cover assume merch wouldn't be as popular in the west compared to japan?are they right?
>>31854631booth is up in an hour and geekjack is up 24 hours after that.
>>31854198Just lie and say you won it on a raffle or something when it arrives
GURA GET THE FUCK ON STREAM RIGHT NOW AND SCISSOR WITH AME LIVE
>>31854614it's a zoomer thing
end the stream
>>31854509ngl that looks tacky as fuck. Support your oshi though.
>>31854631I thought booth doesn't ship overseas, hence why people have to use buyee etc.?
Alright, I'll admit your oshi is pretty cute, teabros.
>>31854610Most merch has that disclaimer. The Kiara shirt does too.
I don't think buying the pack + shipping for more than 100 bucks is a problem for the people already paying 100-200 per superchat
>>31854637thanksi'll pay a little extra to make sure I get my shit
Where do I chrck the shipping cost? I don't understand this shit site.
>>31854566
>>31854627muh dick
>>31854621You can use Booth but there's a huge shipping fee since it goes through a proxyI can't even get to the GeekJack page so I have no idea how much shipping is there
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions >Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing >As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc. >Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan>Give Watame an oppai mousepad>Focus on EN and JP Holos because they are the only important ones>Put some effort into the presentation of their big end of year multi branch liveTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling? >Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything >Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions >Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you>Have more Indog Holos because people totally asked for that>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen
>>31854509looks like the NY merch for the holostars
>>31854542>80 dollars for a pillow, a key chain, 9 stickers, 2 voice packs and a piece of plasticS-sugoi
Loving how confused all the teamates in chat are about the slop Cover is trying to sell them, and what's the point of itNips are consoomers even by US standards
i cannot support business practices like that, merch with insane cost, insane shipping costs, and something useless like a plastic card? we would get better stuff if people wouldn't roll over and accept it.
>>31854505That's my 1 week salary.
I kind of feel bad for Ame having to answer all these questions from these assclowns in chat. Buy it or don't, but don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
Will getting the teamate card give me better chances at bedding a lonely fem-gosling?
>>31854631Booth is more expensive, Geekjack takes twice as long.Either way, you won't be getting your merch soon.
>>31854529Please tell me this is edited, for the Ame discord's dignity. Jesas.
>>31854677Imagine a mori merch announcement stream
>>31854678only now did I get my towa merch from holokomi
>>31854583that's not stopping the usual falseflaggers posting how "bad" her merch is
>>31854274>Ame>Cushion/Voice pack
>MinecraftOh come on.
you wouldn't lose your membership card would you anon? You're a responsible teamate right?
>>31854643She got super excited over Ollie being in her chat and wished her a happy new year in English
>Minecraft
>>31854707Ok EnMa
So...when are we getting a fucking Mio hoodie Cover?
>>31854529Excuse me, what the fuck
>>31854627JESAS
>>31854091kekIt's been a while since I read "jew" in 4chinwe really are in a bubble
>>31854415some random jap could say they're scratching their ass and the screenshot would get 50 (you)'s at least post something interesting
Ina please call in...
>birthday minecraft stream>IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED by a minecraft streami fucking kneel
>>31854672I will. I'll keep it next to the card I use to pay for all this merch.
Amechama...
>>31854416Pretty sure you can just get the voice pack now
>Special Performance>It's Ame>Not GuraHAHAHAHAHA
>>31851486In space, nobody can hear you WAH
>I HAVE SO MANY ACTIVITIES PLANNED AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, I WAS PREPARED>m-maybe we should go straight into minecraftwhat the fuck is wrong with her?
>>31854190Bananas
>>31854707we know, now keep pumping out the garbage chink shit for the pay pigs.
>>31854588>being this insecurewhat a faglord
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
i can literally SMELL the difference between posts by people who buy otaku merch and posts by people who are fresh over from reddit
and now a special performance by Gawr Gura
>>31854675It's not only cover that does this shit. Even Niji birthdays give godawful Birthday merch. This is legit above average. You retards expecting more is actually fucking unreal.>>31854639Buttons and posters.
im so close to buying this shit and I dont even really want any of it.
>Now that I look at Watchama, she has bottom teeth too huh? Isn't that unnecessary?>She didn't in the beginning, but gaijins seem to love bottom teeth>Huh, is that so? Interesting
>>31854727mori's chat is too nice to comment any of the shit teammates just did
>>31854197What are you talking about? I’m buying ame merch thought.chumbud
>special performanceprepare your goslings, lads...
>>31854271For merch it's fine, the problem is the fucking price, 40 dollaridoos for shipping is ridiculous. If you want my opinion on what she should've had for merch I'd say a daki and a mousepad would be way better than a card and a sticker.
>>31854472Cover is a Japanese company. That's the only reason. If we make a lot of noise we may be able to help them change their minds.
>>31854707Shut the fuck up, Enma. You fucking jew.
>>31854707Nice try Enma
Someone call in onegai.......
>playing minecraft on a birthday streamAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31854707Enma literally HATES poorfags.
>>31854707Please allow me to marry you ENma.
Is it me or is she sound kinda bitchy?
>>31854627Very nice...
Cool merch, but not enough to push me over the edge.Maybe next year Watson
>>31854707That is good wisdom, Enma!
Oh boy how nice it is to have tourist and retards back again, please input your complaints below and I will forward them to Cover.t.Enma
>buy my shit great stream condomateslmao
So what's the best way to donate money to the girls then?Superchat $100 and they only get a meaasly $35.Buy merch and the $100 doesn't even cover shipping.You guys that said merch is better because no money goes to youtube lied to me.
>No one is going to call Ame and wish her a happy birthdayThis is sad.
>>31854718ogey
>They keep asking about the cardThey really can't believe they would buy a peice of plastic lmao
>>31854274KiaraI dunno, I bought 3 holomyth shirts and sent an aka the other day. I should probably cool it on the holo spending.
I'm calling Ame!
"i don't have anything else planned"lel, she just literally admitted that this is nothing more than an advert stream.
>>31854695Yes, No.
>>31854675my take is Ame probably has no say on the merch, so blame Cover
>>31854275Source?
nobody's gonna call...
>>31854713UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AME NO DON'T LEAVE IT UP TO THE INTROVERTS
does someone have the pic of that post from the bladerunner stream thread that said "this is worse than anime, because she's real and we'll never be together"
THE KILLER OF KUZUHATHE LAMBASTER OF LAMYTHE REAMER OF REIDTHE TORMENTER OF TOJIROTHE RAPER OF ROBERU
>>31854274AmeYes, the bundle
INA CALL YOUR GF RIGHT NOW
>>31854509Absolutely mogged.
>>31854631Booth is more expensive, you need to go through a proxy and getting your voicepacks is a pain.
ANY JPS GOING TO CALL HER?
OH NO NO NOTHE UNPLANNED CALL-INSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZEHI ZEHI
>>31854713
>>31854695Are you asking this because the merch is disappointing? Because this is standard holo fare.
>>31854529Huh?
>>31854707Enma, make sure Gura's merch will be better than thist.chumbud
>>31854631Booth orders go via Buyee which charge a handling fee, so they're more expensive and you have to email them to get the voice packs.GeekJack will have it all included, but they won't go on sale until tomorrow.
>>31854416I don't want to buy the voice pack twice though, I'm buying the whole package on Geekjack tomorrow.
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
Oh god, it's totsumachi time.
>>31853714Get one of Nene, and we'll talk
>>31854271will buy the voice pack/10
>>31854627towa baby....
So the site that's easier to ship internationally on opens the day after the Jap site for an English speaking girl's merch?
>nobody calls
You will be getting the official Gosling Identification Card, right hlgg?
>>31854508So your oshi is supposed to rip you off like a kike?
>NOBODY IS CALLING INI REPEATNOBODY IS CALLING IN GET READY FOR FUCKING AWKWARD CRINGE NO KINO
I'll be sad if no one calls.
>>31854583But Lamy got a full sized Daki for her birthday despite being with the company barely a month or so longer than EN.
>HoloEN>A branch dedicated just for EN viewers>You need to pay for the ridiculous shipping fee>Need to wait months just to get EN merch
>>31854429aren't you exaggerating a little bit?
mmm yes excited to sit my bare ass on ame's face and fart on it until all that's left of her face is a brown stain, cratered by my plapping brapper of doodoo doom
>>31854748>ATER THE ANNOUNCEMENT,not the fucking steam you fucking idiot. Do your reading comprehension reps anon
>>31854706>>31854707well
Please don't let this be PPT 2.0
>>31854695No this is Cover's MO. They don't give a shit about merch. For Coco's 3D debut which was going to be one of the biggest events to date, featuring one of their biggest Holos, they made like 300 Pins.
>>31854707I mean you're right but still, fuck you!
Holy shit the start was going so well but this is now just cringekino.... It feels sad bros...
>>31854764Sorry, I wasn't actually a schizo talking to myself, forgot the image.
>>31854807I thought it was geekjack that had problems with voicepacks?
>Inb4 no one calls
>>31854718Merch is worthless 9/10. It's just another way to support the Holo. At least you get some plastic bullshit in exchange for your money.
>>31854652Ina needs to work on her sameface. Still better than Nabi's alien head though.
Paypigs remember, your Oshi gets a large cut from merch than from SCs. Even if you don't care about the items it's better than spending money on Youtube.
>>31854627I'd buy that for $70
EnMa call in please
NOO STOPNo one is gonna call...
>>31853778It's big for post-youtube bug
>>31854718same my german brother, staying up till 3am for this ad stream.hope the special performance will make up for it.
>>31854707and how many people do that? this is not Mori we're talking about here
>>31854627OMG
>>31854637isnt buyee tenso?
Is there a difference between buying the voice pack only through Booth or Geekjack?
For $80 I could actually discretely send any gift you want to your oshi's home.
>>31854803>THE RAPER OF ROBERUTHAT'S MY TITLE
>>31851486img source?
>>31854717No shit, those faggots still buy physical discsLook at the anime BD market
>>31853499does anyone have a coupon for one (1) bathroom floor pizza?
>>31854566>>31854713>>31854811UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>31854812Mostly because it was shipping from Japan
*casts a spell that causes nobody to call ame*
Does Booth ship overseas or do the overwhelming majority of Ame’s fans have to wait 24 hours?
>>31854777It's you
>>31854760...why did Ame say she was practicing for the performance?
>>31854433What was she responding to?
>>31854803Based
>>318542715/10 I like smaller goods but I really want an ame plush. Still gonna buy it tho.
what if no one calls in. . . . . .
>now i just wait for my friends to call meit reminds me of something bros...
>>31854274GuraKeychain
Ame...
>If anyone wants to call in...>Please call...>I haven't heard real human voices other than mine in weeks...
>>31854529Is he alright?
SOMEONE PLEASE CALL
>>31854759I'm surprised really, what were they expecting?
>>31854811
>waits for people to call>not a single one doesthat would be the saddest thing ever
>>31854707Enma.....
>>31854541I'm honestly just relieved it's not a shirt.
>noo stop complaining you NEWFAGS>a-all merch is shit!>t-this is pretty good anyway!Holy fuck Teamates just cannot stop coping ITT. Keep it up.
OH NO SHE'S NOT GONNA GET MORE THAN 5 CALLS.
>>31854872FUCK OFF SHEEP MY WIFE NEEDS THIS RIGHT NOW
Okay this is actually kinda nerve wracking, what if no one calls...
>>31854505SEAnig, pls understandt.flip
>>31854811Gay
No one's gonna call her aren't they
>>31854851She really doesn'tYou learn that sameface just comes with the territory. Look at Kuroboshi.
>>31853655Literally inexcusable.
>>31854811why can't i load the bottom of this image
Strap in teamatesBrace for the second hand embarrassmenYou have my full support
>>31854808Still hoping for Polka but I remembered she has a fucked up sleep schedule
I predict Gura to be the first to call
>tfw no one calls inno... nooo... don't make me cry...
Ina, Gura, please...
>>31854285Yes but that won't stop me from complaining, just because it's the norm doesn't mean that it's okay. JP shipping sometimes cost more than the actual product you're buying.
>>31854733I've never lost a card in my life, I'm a professional teamate.
oh no... im gonna call in and scream nigger...
>>31854830No
>>31854707Okay Enma...
>>31854669Implying Coco's coming pillow ins't some of the greatest merch known to man.
>>31854198you could buy a pillow cover to hide it
she seems like a mess, the merch reaction probably made her nervous
i..is anyone going to call?
>>31854849would be pain kino
>>31854830I'd buy it for thrice the price if any anons here are willing to sell it. thats the only thing I want imo
SOMEONE PLEASE CALL AME ONEGAI
>>31854271It's a 10 if you're an incredibly biased teamate.Otherwise it's a 5/10.
Anyone call... Ghost rider taskete...
>>31854886kek
Nobody's going to call in because nobody was prepared for this. She shouldn't have brought it up.
>>31853251>Ame killed the ground pound meme right before selling ground pound merchBut why?
>>31854508Wish someone would dox my oshi's address so I could mail her a brown paper envelope of unmarked bills. Anything else has 75% of the money going to various jews.
>>31854672No because I'm prone to losing shit. She'll always be in front of my monitor though.
>no callsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31854652Cute
>no one calls in because she didnt plan aheadHaachama...
SOMEONE CALL AME!!!
AME...........
>Its been 55 minutes
>>31854712Fair for a lot of the other shit but>end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met)I mean come on, there is nothing wrong with just asking someone famous to say one of their iconic lines
>>31854274Gurano
>>31854872*casts a spell to reverse it*
SOLOLIVE
Might want to proxy instead of Geekjack. Remember when all those items fell out of a ship?
>>31854803>Tokyo Ghoul is still streaming>says APEX, but it's playing Mahjongwtf?
what the fuck Gura, why arent you calling.
>>31854872damn you
>>31854811UOHOHOHOH
>>31854857>>31854849>>31854886STFU FAGS
>>31854830NO.
Better merch ideas for next time:Amelia/Bubba plushieMagnifying glass with mustacheWatson hatWatson pocket watchWatson concoction (toy syringe?)Although the plushie idea would best be saved for all members at one time.
>>31854543It started off just unlocking doors, bit as time went on it became fucking magic do anything card.
>>31854900That's just like 4k in flip currency.
CALL AME SHE'S CRYING
>>31854892>would*will
PPT LOVE
>>31854896Go back
someone call her pls
>>31854841roboco....
>>31854627
Why won't Haachama call her big sister?
>>31854901There's only 4 of them and 2 of them are like 17 hours away and probably sleep until late afternoon.
are you guys being nishe today?
lol ame has no friends
INA, GURA YOU WERE IN CHAT 5 SECONDS AGO
>She saw the Kanata streamHAHAHA WTF THIS IS SO SAD
lmao, she's talking about Kanata's "I can finally do collabs outside of my gen, let's see what Senpai wants to collab with me" stream where she went over an hour with nobody calling in.
>>31854763DU YU RLY?
Why is ame telling others to not pressure calls but then making a big deal about no one calling?
>>31854627Anons, please do not fall for this. Here's the real thing https://sg.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
It's very easy to tell that Ame is very pressured
Ina please call....
Wtf this is actually sad, why would she set it up like this.
ENTER INA
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86324901
INA INA INAAAAAAAA
>>31854784Merch50/50 split cover and talent + booth is 5.6% cut + 22 yen transaction fee vs youtube 30% and you can keep the products forever.
INA IS FIRST
>>31854835small japanese company please undastand
ENTER
INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ENTER INA
INA INA INAAAAAAAAA
>>31854707You do have a point.
kek I knew it would be Ina and only Ina
HUMU HUMU
>>31854748ESLs need to take an IQ test. Listen to what she says.
>Ina calling first. Of course.
THEY'RE LOVERS
INAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ina Ina Inaaaa!!!
>There's nothing wrong with celebrating your birthday by yourselfYeesh Ame
INA INA INAAAAA~
Ina!
>>31854718just don't buy it then niggaI was looking forward to it too but I kept my expectations low
Thank god for Ina
THEY ARE LOVERS
Ina time
>Ina pity called
BASED INA CALLS IN
ENTER INAAAAAAA
INAAAAA
INA IS BEST GIRL!!!!
GURA = BTFO
Ina best girl confirmed.
I'M CALLING AMELIA
Of course Ina would save the day.
>>31854627STOP LEAKING IT
INAME CONFIRMEDTHEY ARE LOVERS
NOOOOOOOO GURAME BROS THIS IS NOT REAL WAKE ME UP
>ENTER MY WIFE
OF COURSE INA CALLED
INA THE TRUE UNITYCHAD
BASED INA
LETS GO INA HAHAHAHA
INAMECHADS WW@
ENTER TAKO
I love INA
INA INA INA
>>31853814already been posted
INA INA INAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Ina firstBased squid.
>ina first to callIname wins again
INAME IS REAL BROS!!!!
Enter Ina
>Ina the first to callONE MORE SHIP REJECTED
>ina calls firstHOW WILL GURAMEFAGS EVER RECOVER
Ina Ina Inaaaaaaaaaaa
E N T E RTAKOGODDESS
Ina called first. Rrats?
INA IS HEEEEERE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THANK GOD FOR THE DORKY PRIESTESS
Of course the first caller is Ina, she's so nice
I love Ina so fucking much
Ina...
>>31854899>>31854898>>31854901>>31854907its ok, she'll be ok
INAMECHADS?????????? WW@????????????
I KNEW IT
>>31854886lmao
thank you ina...
BASED INA SAVING THE STREAM
>>31854638You are so incredibly wrong. It's like you haven't even seen Mio's wedding pack.
>>31854971Haachama's in fucking Japan and Ame didn't plan anything.
This is so sad. Alexa, play Ungravel.
>INA CALLEDINA CALLEDGURAMEBROS.. IT'S OVER FOR US. IM RETIRING STARTING TODAY.
ENTER IKA
ENTER PRIESTESSI LOVE MY PRIESTESSIna is a nice girl
INA TO THE BLOODY RESCUEI LOVE INA
takodachis's I fucking love your oshi
>INA IS THE FIRST CALLERINAME CHADS WE'RE FUCKING WINNING HAHAHAHAHA GURAMESHARTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Wah!
>ina is the first one to call
InaInaInaaaaaaaaaaaa
INA INA INA INA INA>GURA
INAME BROS WE WON
THANK YOU INA
>Gura didn't call first
GURAME FAGSBLOWNTHEFUCKOUT
INA INA INAAAA
AND INA'S IN THE CALL!
INAME LIVES
55 minutes
I love Ame!
>>31854872*deflects*
I LOVE INA
INANIS I KNEELTAKOBROS AND TEAMATES FOREVER
>INA BEFORE GURA
Hi am I on the air?
INA
i fucking love ina
ENTERTHE PRIESTESS
>>31854508I've got nothing against people willing to spend for their oshis, and I might too, but as a penny pincher I REALLY don't want to pay another heaping price tag to shipping companies.
>>31854892
Gura hates Ame.
>Ina firstINAMEBROS WE ARE IN, GURAMEKEKS IN SUICIDE WATCH
INAME WINS
>>31854971because it's 10am JP time.
INA!!!!!
Ina loves her gen mates!!!
INAAA INAA INAAAA
>InAme
>>31854848They both do. Because you go through a proxy, you have to email booth to get your download links. And Geekjack is shit overall with their downloads, I think now they directly send you the download links by email since the exploit
>>31854951I have shit i ordered from them back in September i still havent gotten...
INA CALLED!!!THEY. ARE. LOVERS.
>>31854946BASED
>Ina is the first callerIname confirmed!
AHAHAHHAHAHA INA
I LOVE INA!
>it literally sounds like a phone calllmao
>>31853881I just spent $130 dollars on some really overpriced shit, when it gets here, I'll show you guys.
YOU PATHETIC CUNTS ARE CRINGEY AS FUCC
gonna mute till someone calls...i can only handle so much cringe...
>Ina playing an OtomatoneKINO.
s-sugoi Ina
LETS GOO INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ina.....
Am i unironically the only one who likes the merch? Like I didn't have super unrealistic expectations going into this.
INA YOU CANT DO THAT THAT'S COPYRIGHTED
>Ina first to call>Ina playing the song of her peopleINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peak en content
>>31854627based
BASED INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine Ina just opening her mouth and this sound comes out
THAT SOULINA AND TAKODACHIS HONORARY TEAMATES!
>Ina was the first one to call in>Not Gurauhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I fucking love this tako
HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOOD
>All she gets is a pity call from Ina
OTAMATONE
>>31854911G/u/rame szhizo...
is that a fucking otamatone
>people really thought it'd be a Gura performance>getting DOUBLE fucking mogged by art and an immediate call from Ina/u/schizos swinging right now
>Ina was the first to callYour oshi is lovely, Takodachis
>only Ina callsAme was the real Gosling all along...
ENTAMATONE
>>31854803TOKYOGHOULCHADS.....THE NUMBERFAGS ARE GOING TO EAT US ALIVE NOW............................
>a 30 year old korean woman larping as anime squid calling a late 20s woman cosplaying as a detective anime girl to wish her a happy birthday when it is not her birthday
I FUCKING LOVE INA!
>>31854872NICE TRY WITCH BITCH
What the fuck was she playing on
GURAMEBLOWNTHEFUCK OUT
I believe there's a dying animal in the vicinity
KINO
>OTOMATONEI fucking love my goofy ass priestess
INA WITH THE FUCKING OTAMATONE LET'S GOOOOOOOO
ina: allow me to save your disaster of a stream.
>>31854271All pretty standard stuff for My First Merch. The stickers and keychain is about on par with what you'd get in the collectors edition of some anime video game. Sure, who wouldn't love hoodies or mousepads? But their time will come. For now, the voice pack and pillow are the most interesting things/10
I love this tako so much
Soken would be proud.
Ina is so cute...
Imagine if Gura doesn't call in despite obviously being right there in the chat
>>31854980holy shit really?poor tenshi :( that hits way too close to home
that's actually really impressive otamatone intonation
INA YOU DORK I LOVE YOU
RATE THE SONG
GurAme is fucking DEAD.