/jp/ - Otaku Culture

happy birthday Ame

I love my Mori.

Reine love

TEAMATES!
I'm uh... I'm a bit embarassed that I have to say this but.. PLEASE take a shower before the birthday party!!!

This one

I love Ina!

>>31848898
shut the fuck up faggot. you were samefagging as an iname/guramefag literally a few days ago. its fucking obvious because you're the only retard that refers to them as "GuraAme" instead of gurame and "InaAme" instead of iname. you just start shit cause youre a faggot

you can tell how many EOP newfags are on /hlgg/. anyone that shits on /u/ hasn't watched holoJP, they probably hopped on the bandwagon right when holoEN debuted. you cannot refute this. yuribaiting and shipping is literally ingrained in hololive culture and is fucking mandated by cover management.

I love Ina!
Happy Birthday Ame

Fertilizing this young detective!

>>31848968
But I showered 20 hours ago.

I love Gura's girlfriend!

>Mori reads one SC during collab
>antis freak out about disrespect and falseflag
This is what will happen

>>31848968
fuck off Ame
you probably haven't showered either

>>31848964
Yeah, Mori Love!

FFFFUCKING IKADACHIS
STAY THE AWAY FROM MY PRIESTESS

>>31848968
only if we shower together Ame

>>31848968
you first Ame

>>31848974
Better EOP than ESL like you.

>>31848983
hot

I think Hololive SUCKS

Anon, keep me warm on my birthday, okay?

>>31848968
Already did. Now show me those boobas.

>>31848975
I love Ina too!
Happy Birthday Ame!

Youthful and Fertile

Catching up on stream VODs of the past while patiently waiting for Lamy to give us a nice dose of space adventures in Outer Wilds and also excitedly waiting for Ame's Birthday Party friends, where we at?

>>31848968
Sure will ame (:

*casts a spell to make Ame's birthday extra great for her*

How fertile is Ame on her birthday?

>>31848982
She's not gonna show up for Ame's birthday.
The threads are gonna write themselves.

>>31848989
anon ame love

>>31848974
stop posting you literal faggot nobody cares

Oh no no no rratbros how will we ever recover?

>>31848989
>kiara eating since collab

>>31848988
Fuck Ikadachis, Takodachis run this thread

>>31848938
Polka oruka?

>>31848974
"yuribaiting and shipping is literally ingrained in hololive culture"
not in EN you faggot, why do you think so many of us hate you /u/posters and why TakaMori is so cringe, fuck off and I hope Gura doesn't send anything at all for Ame's birthday so you faggots can fuck off forever

>>31848988
Our priestess, de geso~

>>31848989
>ame love enma yes believe

THEYRE LOVERS

>>31848950
I dread the next holofes that has EN performing, when they'll have TakaMori open day 1 and TakoAmeSame open day 2. That being said, there are like 2-3 of these schizos at most and they're very recognizable, you guys should stop giving them (You)s so easily and maybe they'll leave.

How many antis does Gura have?

>>31848975
Hey, me too!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME!

>>31848975
Hey, me too!

>>31848974
It baffles me that people get so upset over /u/fags because it's such a mild topic. I'd take them over any other shitposter any day of the week.

>>31848989
>ame love enma
T-teamates..?

>>31848989
>cute fat great
what?

>>31848997
Anon, I need your warmth...

>>31848975
Hey, me too!
Happy Birthday Amelia!

>>31849007
>tummy hurting last night
Not likely

>>31848999
Am I going crazy or did Klaius Myers add a sweat drop on Ame's inner thigh?

For Ina next Q&A we should ask her to collab with Enma more.

>>31848968
Imagine the collective stink if we were to round up all teamates into one place.

>>31848943
I see what you're doing there. As bad as SEAnigs are, there is absolutely no /u/schizo gurameposting during their hours, check the archives. It's completely nonexistent then. This shit commences only once the burgers wake up. Usually starts around 7-8 hours earlier from now.

>>31848999
Klaius has a bad case of same face

>>31849027
millions

>>31848968
i already showered yesterday Ame

>>31848975
Me too!

Let the past die.

>>31848982
Already doing damage control before the collab? kek

>>31848975
HATE taco

>>31849002
Right here Nakiri friend, you doing well lately?

>>31848989
Ina!

>>31849054
AME NO

>>31849032
Look next to it
>yes believe left

>Artists add subtle Ame and Gura yuri bait to Ame and Gura fanart.
I like it.

>>31848974
>yuribaiting and shipping is literally ingrained in hololive culture and is fucking mandated by cover management.
Imagine thinking this makes it sound more compelling.

>>31849054
Birthday stream is going to be so awkward...

>>31849054
ame...

>>31848988
are Ikadachis girl versions of Takodachis?

>>31849054
oh no no no

>>31849048
>tits

>>31849052
Of course Klaius is a mori anti

>>31849002
Why is Ayame the most popular Hololive member but doesn't stream?

>>31848997
>>31849034
uhhhh it's a bit gay but sure come here anons

>>31848968
I showered 15 minutes ago

>>31849054
Ame...

when is Ame's stream?

>People hate lesbians now
What went wrong?

>>31848974
Ame loves cocks!

Remember : No ikadachis.

>>31849054
So if that's a lie... does that mean she actually loves her?

>>31849055
As well as an introvert locked up due to COVID surrounded by virtual vtubers and video games.

So it's really confirmed Ame is in DC fighting the deep state? Holy shit.

So Watson is the first EN birthday, how many viewers do JP streams get on first birthdays? I wonder if an EN stream can compare

>>31849082
Tumblr

Cloudy Sheep at 500k, congrats!

>>31848989
>least bad guys
>holy away hours
yup, last thread was good. gonna go do my reps before this thread devolves. good luck, anons!

>>31848968
I showered on monday, fuck off Ame you've got some nerve.

>>31849082
The anti /u/fags are freaking out for some reason, ignore them

>>31849054
Ame...

>>31848982
reading SCs during collabs deserve to get shit on, you retarded deadbeat

Predict how much money Ame will get on her birthday stream

did the protests end already? thread's turning to shit again

>>31849082
Peak Yuro Mudslime hours.

YOU MUST CONSOOM HOLOLIVE PRODUCTS

>>31849068
they give auto SAN checks with their magenta halo
fuckin' bastards

>>31848983
I will definitely shower and I hope she hasn't. When your own body is freshly washed you are much more sensitive to the body odor of others, and I want to experience the potency of Ame in as unfiltered a way as possible

>>31849052
Shut up Klaius, take your meds before trying to let your schizophrenia run wild over the thread.

>>31849082
>now
Lesbianism is only tolerated in porn/entertainment

>>31849091
It's comfy until you feel like you're stuck but I hope things clear up for you and that, for now you stay as comfy as possible.

>>31849085
This is true.

>>31848989
>INA
>around ikabros
>inside fubuki
>priestess takodachi
>understand please
>probably squid ass
>came enough
>birthday takoyaki
crazy thread

>>31849002
Watching Reine VODs, friend.

>>31849107
Bro I’m sorry Gura ignores you, other holos do it differently

>>31849098
40k max is my guess

>>31849111
It's midnight in most of Europe dude.

>>31849112
i would if the shipment rates werent so fucking bad

I fucking LOVE Hololive Eng girls.

Need....water....Help!

Ame stream means I pick up my FNV run I started alongside her FO4 run. Gonna have to pick melee or unarmed and go off to either OWB or HH for some early fun.

>>31849108
Kiara told KFP to send her SCs so she will get a lot probably

>>31849054
disrespecting your heritage? Ame...

>>31849033
Okayu

>>31849054
(You)

Happy Birthday, Ame.

>>31848968
But I already took a shower a week ago!

>>31849027
A lot, apparently. I don't get it, but then I don't get why anybody would hate any HoloEN girl. Like, even if you don't enjoy their content, just go watch the one you like. I rarely watch Mori, but I never shit on her in here and feel no hate or anything negative towards her at all.

How much do I need to commission Klaius to get him to draw gurame porn, I make 6 figures, would he take a couple K?

>>31849082
I love yuri but I like to shitpost about teamates cucking Gura because this is the first time we're winning after all this months...

>>31849054
b-but youre latinx

>>31849096
hell yeah brother
https://streamable.com/vwlbz0

>>31848974
/u/fags need to separate fact from fiction, that's all I ask. I just want to see fanwork of 2D girls making out, not fantasies about how Ame and Gura's roommates are perfect for each other romantically or some shit. Fuck off.

>>31849112
>HOLOLIVE PRODUCTS
I would if COVER fucking license merchandise outside of Japan
I'm not paying quadruple value in shipping

Say that by some kind of circumstance, you're in a public space and you are able to identity your oshi in your vicinity, either by their voice or you doing roommate reps.

How would you react to the situation?
How do you think they would react if you made a direct approach?

>>31849128
>retards without social skills love retards without social skills
huh.

>>31849128
Newfag? Reading out SC during a collab 100% never happens in any HoloJP or any other EN stream. Mori is the only one who doesn't give a shit.

>>31849139
HYDRATION CHECK!!
What is /hlgg/ drinking?

>>31849158
do a 360 and walk away because I took my meds

>>31848982
She needs to actually show up before that happens

>>31849139
Holy shit what a chonker!

>>31849005
Thanks watamate

>>31849088
based

>>31849096
No, but Gura did buy several more boxes of 5.56mm rounds.

>>31849082
Ame isn't a lesbian.

>>31849128
I'm not even Gura fan faggot.

>>31848968
I showered twice yesterday which means I get to skip a day

You DID get cake to eat along with Ame, right?

>>31849112
Only music since they don't charge crazy ass prices or shipping fees.

>>31849165
Kek that’s why Gura reads her chat in the middle of gurame collabs? Just admit you hate mori already

Happy birthday Ame

>>31849158
the only acceptable answer is:
>pretend I don't know who they are and shoot my shot

>>31849054
Inamefags, how could this happen?

Hey instead of arguing about yuri watch friendbuki's challenge run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpW_tG5YAlA

Kill SEAniggers.

Baby check

>>31849158
I would scream at the top of my lungs.

>IT'S HEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! IT'S HER!!! SING COUNTRY ROADS!!! IT'S HER! THE ALCOHOLIC GREMLIN IS COMING BACK ANY MOMENT! IT'S HEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

>>31849098
Botan and Lamy, for comparison.

>>31849152
But you were winning all the time since debut though? Your oshi is as based as mine.

>>31849005
I don't trust this...

>>31849178
I did.

>>31849188
What's the challenge?

Cover corp. insider here

Here is Amelia's birthday merch
>Mustache keychain
>Bubba plushie
>Investigator badge
>Pocket watch with Ame pic
>Wooden Horse

>Voice pack including;
amewife_experience.mp4
late_night_interrogation.mp4
(You)AreBubba_petplay_asmr.mp4
watson's_concoction_sado.mp4
watson's_concoction_maso.mp4
investimagatorator_pdf.mp4
"Based"line_test.mp4
AME_AYAme_gigglecollab.mp4

Does Ame like to celebrate her birthday more than once, like going back in time for a day?

>>31849031
It was kinda funny at first, when the first guy would show up and drop 100 timestamps out of nowhere. Then people started to try and rile them up for fun and it'd derail entire threads (see Gura/Ame overlapping that one time in Minecraft and doomposting commenced even though literally nothing happened and they interacted as they always do), although they're not faultless either since at least one of them seethes of his own accord every time Ina "gets in the way."
Still, if you hate these people so much then stop responding to them. It's not hard. Larping as a /u/schizo is probably the easiest way to get (You)s these days which is sad.

>>31848964
I can't stop fantasizing about this reaper! God she's so hot.
>>31848965
Reine love! Her stream today was fun. I hope she collabs with Mori soon.

>>31849045
An anime artist without sameface? That'll be the day.

>>31849082
Because Ame hates them, Teamates have to do the same

>>31849043
I would believe this. I fuck my sleep schedule on the regular and I think SEAnigs are a blight on this community, but they don't get /u/schizos.

Shipping wars and homoromance is very much a MUHRICAN thing, since it permeates everything from tv, games, music and literature to even real life ("power couples", anyone?).

>>31848999
Why does Ame look like Gura here? The fuck?

>>31849158
If I've learned anything from listening to Eminem, it's you don't fucking bother them while they're out. If they're not busy, maybe I make up a reason to strike up some small talk, but I in no way let her know that I know.

>>31849005
Is this some kind of trap?

>>31849158
Pretend that I don't know they're a VTuber and ask them out, because at least if I get shot down I won't go the rest of the day wondering what could've been if I wasn't a spineless bitch.

Okay, Teabros. I will beeeeg superchat your oshi today, but I don't know what to write. Help me write a superchat worthy of your oshi one word at a time.

>>31849202
>>Wooden Horse

>>31849098
Botan and Lamy, for comparison. (Helps if I merge the layers before trying to copy)

>>31849098
probably 40k 50k if you want to be being generous

>>31849178
No but I got 2 peesa, instead of 10 like in September

>>31849191
Honestly, Gura deserves it.

>>31849199
She turns off the stream if she gets below 6th

>>31849217
Buy her merch instead, she'll get a bigger cut and you get something out of it

>>31849082
I love looking at a womans body, so its natural for me to love seeing two women, or more, showing off their naked body and rubing it against each other. I hate schizo hardcore shipfags.
Amesame makes me erect, iname makes me erect, takamori makes me erect. Same for every other combination. There isnt a single pair from Hololive that I wouldnt get hard over, but at the same time I would never ship them to be something in real life. United through my penis with all the holos and I respect the privacy of their own relationahips. All it does is get weird when people unironically ship holos and talk about their supposed relationship nonstop in their stream or these threads.

>>31849196
I saw you post this earlier. Good job, anon.

>>31849002
Right here, friend

>>31849150
>I rarely watch Mori, but I never shit on her in here and feel no hate or anything negative towards her at all.
Sad that this mentality isn't the norm. "Based."

>>31849211
Because Klaius drew her

>>31849098
30k max

>>31849098
Realistically she'll be hitting 30k

>>31849217
happy birthday Amelia
your look especially cute today!
thanks for all the great content

>>31849225
Why?

>>31849210
>"power couples", anyone?
I feel retarded for having never made this connection to shipping before, real life shipping in particular. So many things that fandoms do suddenly make sense now, in context.

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd today was youw inauguwation!”

“What? No! That’s next Thursday, today’s my birthday, Homestar!”

>”Oh, wight. Happy Biwthday, Watson!”

>>31849202
>not mp3s
Also you missed
>Bubba_wont_stop_BARKING_ASMR.mp3
>Bubba_finally_stopped_but_now_the_cops_are_here.mp3

>>31849230
extremely based takoanon

>>31849236
Yeah, I agree. Nobody should watch Mori.

>>31849251
cute!

>>31849166
Water

>>31849242
I don’t get it, is it that hard to draw a different face? Why would he draw cosplaying Gura with booba

Wtf it's been 5 years already since Hololive EN debut. Where did the time go?

>>31849226
Well, see her next time, then.

>>31849185
>>31849216
Exactly this

>>31849158
Go full retard, approach them and say that i've recognized them, tell them how much I like their streams/content and then take my leave. After that i come here and brag about it

>>31849249
For being a little shit.

>>31849223
Based peanut butter kitkat chad. I don't think Ame likes peanut butter though

>>31849027
Anything popular gets hated on. I remember when pokemon go took the world by storm and haters came out and piled on for whatever reason

>>31849225
https://files.catbox.moe/tbxrqm.mp4

>>31849257
Ook ook eek to you too, SEAnigger monkey.

>>31849251
BASED HOMESTAR POSTER

parappa when?

>>31849217
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME I LOVE THE AYA MEME
AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA, it reminds me of my favorite twitch emote!!!
this will surely make her hate it

>>31849257
kek

>>31849018
Porka orca

>>31848989
>oh wait

>>31848968
I just did that.

>>31849267
Can't believe some fags are still seething about Ame liking Blade Runner.

>>31849188
Friend...
btw how come Mario Kart is so popular? I thought girls didn't like racing games

>>31849267
haha, nice try. Let me just get my calend- HOLY SHIT

>>31849194
You don't understand, anon. Ame wasn't into GFE like this before, Gura was all she talked about...

>>31849158
If I just spotted them randomly, go about my day as if nothing happened.
If they said something that gave them away and noticed me looking in their direction, I'd just smile and continue doing what I was doing.
I don't like bothering people, I've come across a couple of "celebrities" and I've never even reacted at them being there, hell, I even feel really guilty if I'm forced into taking a picture with a cosplayer during a con and such.

>>31849212
Eminem was world famous though, he'd get bothered all the time so of course it'd become irritating. They also don't use their face so only a small subset of their fans even would even know who they are

>>31849264
I like his art for what it is but it's just very sameface-y in general, I guess it's a hard thing for some people to practice.

MORI LOVE

>>31849202
>>31849253
You'll find they're actually wav files.

>>31849294
There are still people seething about things that happened back in October.

Don't see many chumbuds post cute Gura's pictures...And I'm still doing it.

>>31849251
homsar call when

>>31849286
>Mori's part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEmni_QzYk

>>31849281
>Anything popular gets hated on.

That doesn't explain the Kiara hate.

>>31849278
I thought yesterday during her Cooking Sim stream she said that something with peanut butter sounded tasty

>>31849158
I pass by her and leave her be but then turn around and push her out of the way from an incoming truck but just as I'm about to get hit I end up being transported into a pocket mirror she bought from a shady pawn shop and we are able to communicate with each other and get into crazy adventures as we look for a way to free me from my mirror prison.

>>31849251
Based

i love my phoenix.
i love this idiot!

https://youtu.be/g60bPpXEq9Q

Who would have the most amount of fun playing Bastion and Transistor?

>>31849158
Just like anyone else I guess? Walk up to her and yell UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and hope she doesnt call the cops right away.

>>31849194
>>31849301
We've been winning too much recently. That's why she started doing the aya~ thing to fuck with us.

>>31849311
Chumbuds are extinct.

>>31849115
I see.

>>31848977
>those "e"s

DEATH TO THE WORSHIPPERS OF THE FALSE IDOL IKA'NIS

RISE TAKODACHI, WE MUST PURGE THE IKADACHI MENACE

>>31849166

be honest
are you an ikadachi?

>>31849327
It’s been so long since last stream, chumbuds are slowly dying

>>31849217
boings or go back to your timeline

>>31849301
But she was still streaming for you, not for Gura.

>>31849253
those are included in the [real crime] deluxe package

>>31849322
INA IF SHE FUCKING PLAYED IT
I'M STILL MAD SHE IGNORED THE POLL

>>31849185
>>31849216
>>31849270
Yup. No way am I not asking her out, I'm sorry.

Thankfully, I have no idea what my oshi looks like because I've been good and immediately turn off my screen whenever I see a doxx post.

>>31849257
This. People should watch Calli instead

>>31849331
just your imagination

>>31849296
They're doing a tournament soon so they're all practicing in different ways

>>31849301
reminder Ame got deep into GFE after western shippers started flooding her questions about her relationship with Gura, in the end we killed it but we still got something out of it. It was a worthy sacrifice cause now we have a lot of anons happy that she actually became the GFE that people thought was going to never happen for real

>>31849082
>implying
People hate shipfags and schizos that over-analyze everything to confirm their bias. It was bad since forever ago, but people could tolerate the one or two obnoxious people in your local community. The advent of the Internet made it worse... much worse...

-BREAKING NEWS-

The Hololive Global thread wishes Amelia Watson a happy birthday. The famous defective-detective has given us her all since her debut, and her hard work is very much appreciated and will not go unnoticed. We hope she has a wonderful time before, during and after her stream.

What's everyone eating tonight?
I'm eating shrimps

>>31849312
This is great, thanks for posting.

>>31849311
Yes, I wonder where, or to be more exact, in what board they could be right now...

>>31849166
I drank all of the liquor in my apartment and am too lazy to go out and get more so just water now.

>>31849315
Kiara has almost 700k subscribers

>>31849166
Orange soda

>>31849018
Poruyo oruyo!

>>31849311
But I'm right here, chumbud

>>31849353
sex...

>>31849158
Pretend to be on the phone with a friend and mention anticipating their stream while passing by them. Hoping they'll tell that story on stream one day.

>>31849334
I'm smelly, ugly, and Ina would never love or eat me.
so yeah I'm a tako I guess.

>>31849347
I just hope she doesn't end up like Rushia doing fake GFE, I like the genuine thing she had during NYE and Christmas.
Playing a role completely isn't the same

>>31849158
If it's a one-off situation, I wouldn't approach her at all. It would be a nightmare come true for Amelia, and I'd rather she have a peace of mind than worry if her fans are trying to triangulate her location.

>>31849334
So what if I am? keep it movin pal

>>31849353
Wait a minute, that reflection...

>>31849327
Nah, most of them have a jobs, doing reps /fit/ and /lit/, they don't bother to shitposting here until Gura is streaming

>>31849353
Based guy who buys premade sushi from gelsons.

>>31849353
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4

>>31849267
I miss Gura...

>>31849305
Right, so it would be extra weird to them since the people who would know would be far more likely to be the fucking crazy stalker types. Maybe you could pretend to be a fan of Mori or Kiara's roommate and that wouldn't be too offputting, but everything else would put you squarely into 'this guy might be dangerous' territory since they would have no way of knowing that you're not actually stalking them.

What's Calli's best song and why is it Live Again?

>>31849353
https://files.catbox.moe/7scp7y.mp4
sekusu...

>>31849349
Idk man I just feel pity for them if anything. Actual antis are far far worse.

>>31849354
The cuteposters've been getting smaller over time. Don't even think about saying that, you goddamn shitposter.

>>31849353
Ill never forgive Nijis for literally taking away sex from us.

>>31849385
Everything about it is perfect.

>>31849311
im here tho

>>31849354
I got tired of going there. Anyone with a brain already knows how things will go.
It only gets worse from here

Reminder that Ame masturbated 5 times instead of setting her new pc up.

http://poal.me/2duuei
http://poal.me/2duuei
http://poal.me/2duuei

>>31849385
Literally no one disagrees, but

>Callli
Go back.

>>31849267
Can't be, I expected to die in 2 years tops.

If you could choose only one JP to call into Ame's stream, who would it be?

>>31849311
Based. If I weren’t away from my computer I’d join you.

>>31849401
IKADACHI LOVE

>>31849371
STAND DOWN, WE ARRIVED FIRST

>>31849407
Sora

>>31849407
Haachama.

>>31849407
Uto

>>31849385
Well that's because it's actually Dead Beats !

>>31849369
As long as people don't call attention to it, I think it'll be fine. That one Minecraft stream where Amelia rambled at the end about Beyblades and cartoons she grew up was peak GFE for me and it wasn't even intentional. She was just being herself.

>>31849353
ikayaki made by Ina herself

Ok you ready for this rrat?
>Ayame hates gaijin
>so much that she never collabs with Coco
>so much that she wouldn't acknowledge professional grade fanart from Ina
>so much that she started distancing herself from Subaru after she off collabed with Kiara
>she was literally the only JP girl that didn't have a welcome back message for Miko
Miko's baby is a happa

chickenfags will defend their ""oshi"" for doing this.

>>31849311
I'm doing OT rn, I'll post cute Gura after I get home

>>31849347
What a weird perspective. This reads like bait. I don't think Ame would care to let her friendship with Gura be affected just because she got a few too many maros about her that one time, and if that did happen then being happy about it is kind of sick.
She's opened up a lot to her audience for a lot of reasons if you've been watching her for the past couple of months -- that particular reason, something she found annoying about said audience, certainly isn't one of them.

>>31849391
I use every excuse to post cute Gura pics. Her cuteness needs to be known to all.

>>31849353
Get Poke Bowls instead of prepackaged sushi. Better value, same raw fish taste you want.

>>31849281
Only reason i hated on Pokemon Go was because i was tired of hearing 60 year old women talk about nearby Bulbasaurs

>>31849407

>>31849354
I'm always post in /lit/ and doing my study, I don't bother to shitpost here until my oshi is streaming.

>>31849158
Depends on where I met her, am I or she with a company, is she approachable right (is she in a hurry or something). My oshi is Kiara so I dunno. If the situation permits me to approach her, I'd do it. In her case it's weird though. She 100% expects to be recognized by at least some people and she's a pretty straightforward person as well. She will definitely recognize me recognizing her. I'm 50/50 torn between just approaching her as a "stranger" or approaching as someone who knows her. In latter case just greeting, saying something like "hey, sorry for bothering you, but are you by chance this vtuber? Recognized you by chance. Just wanted to briefly thank you for your hard work etc.. blablabla" and if she seems fine, then maybe ask her for a coffee or something. With all the other girls it's 100% only option 1, approaching as a stranger. I just fee like with Kiara being straightforward is not a bad idea. It's not like I'll ever meet her though. I just saw a dream with option 2 and it worked out kek

>>31849434
Based. Keep doing that.

>>31849407
Friend!
I still remember her playing musedash to fill in some dead hours before Ame's debut.

>>31849407
Astel!

>>31849401
takodachis are really intolerant huh

>>31849431
I got you

>>31849401
>Ina's threads will forever be split from now on

>>31849439
You didn't need to mention Kiara is your oshi, we could tell by the schizo post.

>>31849425
Papa'nis let me marry your daughter

>>31849385
It is genuinely a great song. I didn't expect it from a chuuba.

Reminder that Ame is incredibly fertile.
Even the tiniest amount of sperm entering her would immediately get her pregnant.

So please be careful bros...

>>31849384
So pretend you don't know who they are and go talk to them

>>31849407
Aqua

>>31849419
>>31849437
I don't think it would be possible for me to kneel hard enough

>>31849431

>>31849354
i ant posting art until streams start

>>31849407

Ame isn't bilingual so not many options lol. I'd say a coco kaichou collab would be interesting

>>31849457
I want to knock her up on her birthday

>>31849401
Ina, would want me to befriend them...

Ikadachis deserve to stay in fucking containment.

>>31849343
God I wish that were me

>>31849353

Miko....Korone....A Way Out Part 2....onegai....

I made this song being inspired by Ame's upcoming birthday stream, but if you want, it can be more generally interpreted as a song about the love that people have for their oshis.
I can't say I was able to modify too much for this, but I still liked singing it, and I hope Ame has a very happy birthday, and I hope her streams stay happy for the longest time!
https://voca.ro/1cMvAUiTnDIL

>>31849457
so if she fingered herself after she touches a surface with some, she'll get pregnant?
Damn

>>31849437
She's too slimy for that

>>31849407
Coco if only just so we get some interaction between her and EN

>>31849468

If you look at the most popular videos for each girl, their Debut and early full-gen collabs are the most popular, and then everything else is from 2-3 months ago. Except for Ame, her 3rd most popular video is the New Year's Eve marathon less than a week ago.

>>31849407
Roboco, Haachama,

I am trying to master self-control. My next step is to post a cute Gura every time I think about responding to bait.

>>31849439
tldr but her roomate literally has a following so her being recognized is the norm for her

>>31849437
She would if her English wasn't sub-Korone level, she's always been really outgoing with new members

I was about to ask why the thread is so slow and kinda comfy today but then it hit me
Burgerbros, what a day huh?

>>31849427
That rrat got hit with a brick after she replied to Ollie's message in the chat in her latest stream. Give it some time to recover.

>>31849311
my complaint is there hasn't been that many new good cunny pics
Anyone got any?

>>31849494
Based.

>>31849289
clap clap

>>31849470
What happens if you let the sheep out? Why does she have so many warnings?

>>31849464
>Coco's voice appears exactly 30 seconds
>Dislikes shoot the fuck up out of no where

>>31849494
Based.

>>31849476
Bless your soul, anon.

>>31849407
Haachama or Friend

>>31849474
Pretty sure I heard Miko say the 7th

>>31849353
I'm having this for tonight

>>31849476
kek

>>31849457
She's not at her peak fertility, but if you try in 14-20 days...

>>31849156
Ahaha. Theres no way they're THIS delusional....right?

>>31849466
befriend them so they can be fried by Ina...

>>31849385
It has more of her actually singing, it's got a catchy tune, and the way she uses it as her outro is kino

>>31849500

I follow her into the bathroom but when I see her friend is there i panic and run out, but not before knocking the friends pizza onto the floor.

Ame has been telling us to save up for her hypothetical birthday merch for over a month.
I am now sitting on a money bin and it better be worth it or she'll face the full fury of an angry letter.

>>31849005
Sheeposter? Did you finally take your meds?

>>31849494
Good work soldier! Keep it up

>>31849533
>not knowing your oshi address so you can tell them directly
Ngmi

>>31849158
I would sneak up on her from behind, lean in close and smell her hair close to her ear sorta like Biden. I would gladly risk being considered a creepy potential rapist by my oshi and potentially get arrested if it meant I got one single sniff of Gura's hair

>>31849476
cheers anon keep singing and keep improving

>>31849533
Buy the merch and also send her an akasupa about how angry you are.

>>31849533
She said not to get your hopes up too much
Which is the first time an EN girl has said this about an announcement before if I am correct

>>31849533
>It's all keychains and coasters

>>31849536

gertrude guam

>>31849476
bretty good anon

>>31849158
Non autistic: act like I don’t know her and strike up a conversation, then get married two weeks later
Autistic: I scream “Gura I love you” and run out before she sees my face

>>31849494
Very based

I wish Mori would stop talking about how she likes short, it makes the fact that she's a rare kind of women hurt even more

>>31849433
It's not about friendship, anon, we're talking about /u/ content. Ame doesn't flirt with Gura like she used to because of faggots breaking containment into her chat.

NY Gura art is all so cute

>>31849533
can't be worse than a shirt announcement

>>31849549
She also said it was 10x better than we're imagining, so...

>>31849536
Not him. Thanks, Guerilla Gunner.

I regret saving this

>>31849385
Yeah it's currently her best song but I hope her next original can top it. Cursed Night was not bad but it was kinda disappointing...

>>31849558
Same.
t. 6'1

>>31849540
Calm down noel.

>>31849497
things are the same for me, so I don't really care.

>>31849535
/hlgg/ sheep posters are at worst chaotic neutral

>>31849476
Arigatou, anon!

>>31849533
>it turn out there is no merch
>ame just wanted you to save money so you'd have a small save and start improving your situation

>>31849558
>My preferences can be changed!

This thread is slow as hell

>>31849560

KFP here, I'll give Ame an akasupa since Tenchou told me to do it.

>>31849522
kek

>>31849561
watch as the monkey's paw finger curls and we get TWO shirts

>>31849579
the calm before the gosling

>>31849579
Good.

>>31849250
Don't be. Western society is bombarded with this gossip/shipping stuff so much that it sometimes overwhelms and makes us ignore obvious patterns. But yes, it's this whole power couple thing that more or less makes Americans (more like, the Americas) so open to relationship shit and intrinsically reject the idea of idols, because they can't fathom the idea of a person being dedicated to their job and setting aside relationships (idol yuribait is called "teetee" for a reason) in favor of improving one's career prospects.

How do I listen to soundposts in mobile?

>>31849576
>upper limit spachas start flying in

>>31849112
I do but still fuck you Cover, please do something about the slow shipment!

>>31849579
This is a good thing.

>>31849563
Ame can't decide whether to overhype or underhype her merch
Also we've seen birthday merch for other Holos so we know what we can and can't expect

>>31849576

>>31849579

It's better this way.